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AUS vs NZ 3rd Test starts TOMORROW . It is the first ever Day-Night Test.
IND VS SAF 3RD TEST
India 215 & 69/2 (19.4 ov)
South Africa 79
India lead by 205 runs with 8 wickets remaining
Are India, dare I say it, elite?
They're LITERALLY shredding the #1 team in the world while Poo Peelia Ltd can't even bowl out a team they consider to be a one-man band on THEIR OWN HOME TURF.
The fuck is up with South Africa?
>>63800737
who /bonertown/ here?
>>63800746
top bait lad
#ForeverFaster lads
>>63800746
Poopeelia will loose 4-0 if come to India m8. So, yeah.
Dead "community" tbphwyf
>>63799365
I only watch high quality Australian test cricket
Holly or Ellyse lads?
Is Simon Harmer related to MC Hammer?
when will this cursed memery end?
Will Starc bowl at ODI level with the bink ball
>dare I say it
>LITERALLY
>elite
>/.../
>bait
>lad
>lads
>poopeelia
>"community"
>tbphwy
>Holly or Ellyse
>related to
>Americans posting in /cric/
all in 10 posts.
what a bunch of pointless regurgitated shit
>>63800780
Holly m9
>>63800777
>high quality Australian test cricket
boring high scoring draws on roads you mean?
>>63800813
>hobits
>>63800813
>hobbits
>>63800820
>having anything worth saying in /cric/
>ever
>>63800818
>12 months on
>still poorious
kek
KEK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isyZ3YcewYc
>>63800798
Will Sterc is a poet m8
>>63800813
This hobbit is correct 2bh.
It's been the same old regurgitated shit lately, We need to step up our meme game /grig/.
>>63800836
>lately
it's always this way
who /gong/ here?
>>63800818
>>63800836
>roads
>shit
just did a big poo in a fancy restaurant lads
>the one
who /bong/ here?
>>63800818
3 results out of 6 tests isn't bad considering they were all roads
>>63800872
Is that the WACA pitch?
>>63800872
What am I looking at? The crack?
>KOHLEL
>that constipated smile
>>63800901
just did a big poo in a fancy restaurant lad
>>63800923
>tfw bathroom attendant films it and you have to slip him a lobster so he doesn't show the whole restaurant
>>63800923
good 4U m8
RAHAHAHAHANE
>collapse
Why wasn't Tahir bowling for all this time?
>>63800939
he was busy with the caliphate
>>63800939
he had to pray
>79
>>63800814
>those quads
Would let her googly my short-leg.
>>63800947
Go study m8.
>heat
>uniform is green
>>63800968
took a year off to start a company mc
>>63800968
>being a NEET
>>63800992
what company?
>>63800991
Its light blue you fucking sped
>>63801002
isp desu senpai
>>63801023
Started a broadband service?
>>63801033
still planning things
Based Holly's opinion on balls
http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/sport/cricket/kookaburra-must-not-drop-the-ball-for-third-test-in-adelaide-20151125-gl7riz.html
who let all the fucking curries in
>>63801055
ur mum's pussy
What a meme way to get out
>>63801047
Good line of work m8. Local ISPs are the best and are in demand. Airtel and Reliance suck cock.
Are all the curries ITT like sons of banking execs because you all seem to like have a grasp of basic english which is rare
What is your opinion on the cool guys who post all over facebook with broken english garbage? Are you friends with any of these subhumans?
>>63801055
they're more welcome here than PPs
>>63801054
>professional sportswoman
>tall
>muscular
>beautiful
>dates nice guys
>likes griget
>writes for a newspaper
>is only 19 years old
Is Holly, dare I say it, the greatest woman of all time?
>>63801080
thinking about gpon with optical fiber
competitors provide 512 kbps for 1300 rs, 1 mbps for 1600rs
planning to give 20 mbps symmetrical at like 1500 rs
>>63801083
>judging an entire country based on a few facebook posts
Anyone with a basic education can type proper english m86
>>63801093
quality meme
>>63801095
>a few facebook posts
More like a few billion facebook posts man. You can't comment on an article without getting 15 friend requests.
>>63801054
based beautiful holly dropping elite truth bombs
>>63801083
English is one of the official languages m8. Most people who grew up in a city will be fluent in English. The ones you see on facebook are the ones from small towns and villages who might have studied in a vernacular language.
>>63801094
Just got a Connect connection last week. Giving 512kbps for 599rs
>>63801054
she can drop my balls if you get what i'm saying pham
>>63801094
I pay 400 bucks for 1 mbps from my local cablewallah.
r8 me mwfs(my white senpaitachi)
i'm the guy on the left btw
>>63801107
bit late for a poo dont you think lad?
>>63801107
>>/soc/
You are a gorilla m8.
Do you live in Goa?
>>63800813
kek
KEK
K E K
>215 is the highest team total in this series
>>63801083
>tfw indian and get paid 30 bucks an hour to tutor whitebois in english
>>63801120
absolutely pathetic
Australia is clearly the most powerful batting line up in the world right now
>>63801112
>bit late for a poo dont you think lad?
what did you mean by that?
i was drunk, had smoked a joint and had my tongue out in that pic
>>63801114
yes
won't be as bad as the waca at least
Lads I watched that film that JRod did and now I really like Ed Cowan and feel sad that he isn't in the team anymore :(
>>63801125
624
>>63801100
>>63801103
how is the service from them?
can you offer me suggestions/inputs. do people still watch catv?
>>63801131
If you can spot a difference in any of these pics, you are a flog
>>63801131
the WACA test was such a fucking disappointment. The pitch unironically used to be one of the best in the world, but they seem to be doing their very best to kill it completely before moving to the new stadium
>>63801136
>clean bowled 3rd ball
kekkle
>>63801140
nigga u fkn serious
>pyjama cricket
>>63801125
>ausfags trying to make everything about them
Please get out of this ind vs sa thread
>>63801131
>500/4 on that Brisbane pitch
end my life senpai
a 278 run lead is more than enough to defend on this pitch. India could unironically have the game wrapped up by lunch tomorrow
>>63801140
>still living off your pyjama cricket """"""""achievement""""""""""""
kek
KEK
K E K
>>63801148
>tomorrow
try tonight mang
>>63801144
>>63801132
He wasn't good enough.
>>63801127
I would love to live in Goa for a couple of years. Just visiting now and then isn't enough.
>can't win a trophy in pyjama cricket
Pretty embarrassing f@m, that's like being an adult and not being able to win a kid's contest
>>63801151
>>63801151
>#ForeverFaster
wut
>>63801156
you English m9?
PP aren't prepared for the fire the banana is going to rain down on them in Adelaide
>How often do they lose the toss?
Amla 63.7%
McCullum 62%
Dhoni 56.7%
Cook 56.1%
Ramdin 54.8%
Rahim 52.2%
Misbah 47.7%
Mathews 34.8%
Smith 20%
>>63801137
He has both dish tv and cable tv. Cable tv is going out of fashion these days I guess but there are a few customers like myself who don't really watch tv so I didn't bother changing to dish tv.
And their broadband services are a completely different entity under the same name. Internet gets disconnected now and then but it's pretty cheap as I said (400 bucks for 1 mbps with no FUP), so I don't mind that either.
>>63801148
Just declare already.
>>63801174
Average is basically 50%
GREAT INSIGHT POO PEELAND
>>63801174
most pointless stat ever.
>>63801174
DUDE BAT FIRST AND DRAW LMAO
>>63801174
god damn Smith is GOAT
I bet McCullum is a flip flopper too, such a brainless cunt
>>63801153
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
bhiknakars not welcome desu
>>63801176
It's only day 2 3rd session
just get a cheeky 800 run lead and declare
>>63801175
what other plans does he have?
catv over fiber should have better quality than dth
>>63801184
t. Steve Smith
Reminder Kohli would LITERALLY be averaging 55 if he played on babbytracks.
>>63801196
why are poopelanders so poorturbed over GOATven GODth?
the big bash cannot come soon enough 2bh
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3334481/Police-rush-flat-neighbours-report-man-shouting-m-going-kill-womanly-screams-turns-male-owner-freaking-spider.html
>poopeeland
lel
Is Morne Morkel the best fast bowler in the world?
>>63801183
What was he replying to?
>bhiknakars not welcome desu
I'm not a Bihari or a Ghati you cunt. I don't even drink much, I just like the peace in the south goan beaches. North goa is shit because of all the tourists as that fb posts says.
>>63801202
>declaring right before your bowler can get a maiden first class century just so you can go home 15 minutes early
fucking faggot
Is based Joshy here?
>>63801194
512 kbps for 350 Rs
1 mbps for 400 Rs
2 mbps for 600 Rs
Not sure about 10 mbps
20mbps unlimited for about 1800 Rs
>>63801221
>What was he replying to?
that was my friend, who posted that on some meme on some meme indian page
>I'm not a Bihari or a Ghati you cunt. I don't even drink much, I just like the peace in the south goan beaches. North goa is shit because of all the tourists as that fb posts says.
we hate all non-goans equally desu
i hope you aren't a gijjew or from delhi. they are the worst
modi promised us special status for the state. i hope he delivers
>>63801226
This reminds of the time when Dravid declared when Sachin was at 194* against Pakistan
r8 my meme lads
>>63801218
>>63801242
not bad desu
Whos next lads?
>>63801246
In ICC I got Bangladesh declaring with Musfiqur on 294*, which would have been the first ever bang triple. I don't think the game has a programmed concept of not being a cunt (much like Steve smith)
Don't ask how my bowlers were so shit as to let that happen
>>63801250
top kek
>>63801244
Nope, I'm from Mumbai. I have a friend living in Vasco who says the area he lives in feels like Maharashtra because everyone in his locality is a ghati.
>soshit sharma
he is in lads
What match was it where Australia needed like 4 wickets to win and Stove called it off with a few overs to spare
OGRE
Not Out batsman in both innings.
Is he, dare I say, elite?
>>63801269
>>63801275
>>63801291
I despise this "person"
Last digit decides how many wickets saffers will lose before the end of day's play
who /freemoney/ here?
>>63801300
Nice lad
>>63801299
You're just jealous that you can't have that hair.
>>63801300
I'll take that. Hope SA give a good fight and take the match to tea tom 2bh.
>>63801265
the problem with maharashtra people is that many of them are either culturally backwards or they like to impose their shit culture and shiv sena faggotry on us
Going for an ISL match this evening mitron.
Mumbai City FC vs Kerala Blasters FC.
The fuck is up with all the Indians?
>>63801342
>ISL
lel
>3 day ban for pushing that teenage amerilard's shit in re e-"""""""sports"""""""
Yeah nah, my 1000+ poo and pee related posts are fine but bad mouthing e-""""""""""sports"""""""""" is crossing the line. If you are reading this, janitard, stop jerking off to competitive Starcraft and kill yourself.
>>63801349
>not supporting your local football club
m8
lads
http://www.heraldextra.com/entertainment/music/journey-announces-return-of-steve-smith-summer-tour-with-doobie/article_b840d25e-569e-55eb-a6ba-cb8f16202c7a.html
>>63801343
Atleast it's not a mud slinging competition between poopeelians and poo peelanders.
>>63801353
everyone here have completely submitted themselves to the fc goa jew
can't wait for the team to choke in a knockout game. playing 3 playmakers with no defensive midfielder is never going to work out. also the quality of football and the pitches ain't great
>>63801361
Is Steve Smith related to Steve Smith?
and this is why India cant play overseas
>>63801353
>mfw no team from Punjab
>>63801368
Yeah, but it's a start. Once the international jews notice that India is a huge market money will start pouring in. There has been decent crowd in the matches so far.
>>63801375
Support Roberto Carlos' team m8.
>curry commentators LITERALLY saying Jadeja is the best Indian fielder ever
kek
KEK
K E K
is that really the best brown people have to offer?
>mfw
KEK, where did all the poo peelanders run away to?
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
>>63801377
they need a proper sports program for enrolling kids from a young age. also a good doping program at an international stage to be successful. i'm talking about all sports in general here
>>63801384
>doubting sir jadeja
>>63801380
Supporting Delhi just doesn't feel right
>>63801384
>listening to anything said by curry commentators
Kys senpai
>>63801373
Everyone knows there is a lack of decent pace bowlers. They have mostly green top pitches in Ranji matches now so maybe it will change in a few years' time.
>>63801373
my god
>>63801392
>curry commentators are L I T E R A L L Y contracted by the BCCI to shill Indian cricket
it actually makes Ian Healy look like an objective and impartial commentator
Dravid or Ganguly give great insights and are fun to listen to when they're on.
>>63801395
how is that even possible though
You have a billion people and cricket is the no1 sport. Don't blame genetics because the Pakis pump out seamers
Even Straya produces better curry seamers than Curryland. Pic very related
>>63801410
kids don't want to bowl fast because there's no decent fast bowlers to look up to
>>63801410
Everyone wanted to be Tendulkar, Dravid, Ganguly etc
>>63801405
yeah they should do that more often
>>63801410
Sandhu looks like a persian god
>SEVENTEEN without loss
are india done lads?
>>63801427
merp
>>63801427
>wew
Has there ever been a result without a single half century scored?
>>63801427
no, but kholi, jadeja and rahane should be shot for going out and getting out like that
>>63801427
lad.
>19(NINETEEN) wickets have fallen TODAY
>>63801413
What about mah boy I.Sharma
Is he, dare I say it, handsome?
>>63801447
you may dare
>elgar looking to keep the strike
clever girl
>>63801442
>>63801442
>this pitch
GOAT Amla century incoming.
>>63801479
There'll be one for #ABased de Villiers too
Kike Waterjew is really bad at this
literally why would you even offer those odds on fucking Tahir, should have gone fullhouse on it tbqh
>>63801515
nice
>>63801139
no lol, the groundsman was worried about the heat turning the pitch into a minefield. It was about 2 days to early though
Pink ball test match and Day 3 at Nagpur start at the same time.
>>63801515
Nobody in the Waterhouse family is a Jew except Tom's wife. That doesn't make Tom a Jew. Stop referring to him as "kike". Thanks.
Malaysian shitposter here. I'm in Hong Kong for a few days. Today was a good day of test cricket.
>>63801560
knit your socks lad
>>63801565
New /Cric/ meme?
>>63801572
>new
kiss your sister
Santner in the team for Henry.
>Santner and Craig
>no Wagner
fuck off
>>63801410
Get your glassbone quicks to bowl a first class season in India and see how they go lad
>tfw went to give my sister a kiss today for her birthday
>tfw gave her butt a cheeky grope
>tfw she smiled and kissed me harder
what did she mean by this?
>T-THE BIG STRONG AUSTRALIANS ARE DOING IT
>W-WOULDN'T IT BE COOL IF WE DID IT AS WELL :D
kek
KEK
K E K
Poo Peeland are LITERALLY now ripping off our memes irl aswell
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia-v-new-zealand-2015-16/content/story/944199.html?CMP=chrome
>>63801594
holy shit you are borderline retarded
>>63801572
know your self
>>63801601
know your stuff
>>63801594
kek and o jej
>poo peeland
>pooicide watch
Pick literally POO
>>63801594
I'm IP banned from cricinfo, what does the article say?
i can't tell who's worse, the curries or the ausfailians
>>63801677
pee pooland want a shit lanka day/night test
>>63801594
>Test match against Bangladesh in December 2016
>giving your boxing day test to Bangladesh
>>63801677
>I'm IP banned from cricinfo
KEK, how did you even manage that?
it says Poo Peeland want to play Bongladesh in a Day/Night meme next year
>>63801684
I sent a few journalists threatening emails and rang their home phone numbers every other day for a month or two. Static IPs suck
>>63801693
i dont think you're serious but I really want you to be
can you please post caps of these emails?
>>63801701
There's possible legal ramifications, my family's lawyer said I shouldn't really say too much about it, especially in a public forum like this.
>>63801693
what triggered you into doing that?
>>63801710
I don't want anything anything that can be used to trace you lad, just something so I can believe you
Was Jarrod Kimber one of them? I remember he once accidentally posted his mobile number on twitter
>>63801678
Given that Indians shitpost on the entire internet but the ones I've talked to here on 4chan have been insightful and on-topic.
is Pattinson literally stoned in this interview?
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/video_audio/943833.html
he looks and sounds like he is having a panic attack
>>63801725
One of them has the same name as somebody who used to bully me when I was in high school. It was pretty cathartic to send hateful emails to someone with the same name and it kind of just snowballed from there.
>>63801732
no but if you can find a screencap of that number of if you have a copy of it I'd really appreciate it
>>63801748
Are you the gorespammer perchance? Or gatebro?
>>63801756
no neither of them, I don't really post too much
>ywn be roosterman and have sex with your cute sister while she is wearing a dragons guernsey and shout "fuck the dragons, fuck the dragons, fuck the dragons!"
WalkGOD on being cast in a successful hollywood summer blockbuster watch
>>63801770
How did you get caught/forced to stop? Were the police involved?
>>63801782
Well I used my personal gmail account for the emails (I used a throwaway at first, but it didn't feel as good because it didn't feel like I was actually confronting them), as well as my mobile phone to make the calls. Police are currently involved, although I haven't officially been charged with anything yet. At the moment it's mostly talk between lawyers and the police.
>>63801815
fuck m8 why didnt you just go see a psychiatrist?
thats some serious shit. Do you have a history of doing this shit or was it a one off? And how did your parents react?
>>63801826
At the moment, the minimum sentence I'll get will involve mandatory counseling. I've never done anything like this before, nor felt the need to. But after seeing the person's name all the repressed feeling I had flooded back and I couldn't really help it. It felt really good, better than sex even.
My mother is quite sick at the moment, so we (as a family) have been hiding it from her, but my father knows. He's more embarrassed than anything and our lawyer is working over time to sweep this under the carpet.
>>63801815
wog that threatened hadley, jones and rebecca wilson detected
Does anyone watch these Pitch international "Cricket's Greatest" documentaries on Sky?
>>63801904
Occasionally, if one pops up on youtube
They're alright
>>63801916
Yeah, they're not amazing or anything but I always leave them on when I'm flicking through the sports channels.All of these Pitch documentaries are kind of cheap looking but watchable.
>>63801904
I loved espn's close finishes segment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldAKLAFTdAk
>>63801174
They artificially flipped a coin 1 million times at MIT.
Apparently there were runs of 27 in a fucking row, for one side.
>india-pakistan in SL
kek
>>63802298
No tests. It's going to be shit.
lads I'm going to sleep until the test starts
can somebody txt me when to wake up. cheers brohs
>>63802298
>>63802374
So it's going ahead?
>>63802513
Pak government gave clearance for series in Sri Lanka. Still waiting or Indian government to give clearance.
I still don't understand why the BCCI doesn't want to play in the UAE.
>>63802374
Fugg
Atleast the plebs will be happy
>>63802637
Including you. :^)
>>63802374
>tests
disgusting
>>63802680
>>63802626
Because the match fixing mafia is based in UAE. They fear the D-company.
>>63802482
12 bongs
>>63802737
That's a ridiculous reason. Match fixing takes place all over the world, including India, and the ICC itself is headquartered in UAE.
>>63802748
http://www.firstpost.com/sports/dont-believe-the-hype-heres-really-why-india-refuses-to-play-pakistan-in-uae-2516182.html
>>63801748
/grig/
>>63801693
>I sent a few journalists threatening emails and rang their home phone numbers every other day for a month or two.
The Absolute Madman
>this england T20 kit again
>dropping Buttler for a T20 right after he wallops a 46 ball or something century
it's like English selectors do everything in reverse
>40 year old debutant
>Pakistani catching
Sohail Tanvir looks like a truck driver.
>Day/night test
A good, patient innings by Moeen there. Some may argue his strike rate of 0 in a T20 was a little too cautious, but I think stabilising the innings takes priority.
>they didn't ask KP my question on polite enquires
>Cheerleaders in miniskirts
I'm surprised this is actually allowed in Pakistan
>>63803260
they export all those types to us m8
how meme is this pink ball gonna be
>>63803339
meme tbhonest.
Will Vince score a century?
>literally who
