Nice 6 game winning streak there San Jose, it would be such a shame if something were to happen to it tonight...
Tuevo still kill, Crawford in between the pipes. Kane puts his point streak on the line once again, hoping to extend it to 17 games.
Coverage starts at 9:00PM CST. Game's on NBCSN, CSN Chicago.
Konroyd is in the studio, all is well.
Mass alcoholism on the rise.
>>63798122
You mean riots.
Thanks CPD.
I'd say it's at the same level.
Of course, that level is a high one.
>konroyd
>>63798142
Did they finally riot? So far all I've seen is people running around screaming 16 shots. To which I say "working on it"
anyone have a sharks feed? I don't want to have to scramble for it when the chimpout screws something with the chicago stream
>degree in mehuhhhhhhh
HAPPENING
it begins
based foley
>>63798226
non-existant
>>63798226
Not aired on CSN as this is a national game.
>>63798379
...How am i watching it on csn then?
Will Hossa ever score consistently again.
>>63798389
You're watching it on NBCSN.
BIG SAVE
Thornton looks like the next candidate for the NHL's substance abuse program jesus he looks haggard.
>>63798379
CSN Chicago is also airing it
>>63798452
Oh, well we have the Kings game on CSN and HS football highlights on CSN+ lol
PING
fucking trollpost every fucking time
I don't ask for much in my life. plz just win this game chicago
SEABROOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Kane assist
POINTS POINTS POINTS POINTS
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SEABS
The streak continues!
SEABSY MAH BOI THE STREAK CONTINUES
>>63798495
seabrook with the instant answer
SEAAAAAABS
AND KANER'S STREAK LIVES
>all this cheering
Fucking disgusting.
WHAT A SAFE
>Dano cannot into goal
Neat, I forgot I saved this.
Side note Burns is a super nice guy.
>>63798536
>R6 seige commercial
>can't even play the beta
I am amused.
>>63798555
Well i fucked that up.
Maybe I should stop drinking now.(i'm not going to stop drinking now)
Mike brown still has a job?
>>63798563
stop......drinking.....?
What do those words mean?
>>63798563
I see nothing wrong.
Other than the fact that the thread's going slowly for some reason.
Good news /hoc/. I was skating tonight and I think I'm learning my crossovers. I can only skate on my outside edge for like half a second but it's some progress.
Shiiiiiiiit.
>>63798582
Maybe a bunch of nerds went home for thanks giving or some shit.
>>63798575
'I think it means that pause in between pouring a new beer.
Wait...it took 13 mins for the Sharks to get a single shot on goal? Or is Foley that drunk already?
>>63798642
Nope it took them that long. They just didn't take shots up till this point kept trying to set up plays and losing the puck. I mean I would love if they kept playing like that honestly.
>>63798642
Yes.
And No.
Garbutt is like a useful carbomb.
the people of San Jose are all arts and crafts majors
Jesus christ tumbles
BURNS
I really want to blame tumbles for that one, but I just can't.
Well, they know what to do. Crayfish doesn't move well laterally.
fuck, burns is good
TOEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Crawford trying to play the puck
OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
TAZER
fuck, toews is good
TAAAAAAAZERRR
TAZERRRRRRRRRRRR
What the fuck was Tumbles doing though
Guys......guys.........
I think the smudge is back
>>63798740
He had a mini stroke half way through playing the puck.
>NBC team commenting about how a call was missed kn the blackhawks against the sharks
That's how you know there was some real refpuck
>>63798743
WHERE?
>>63798743
You're getting doublevision.
>>63798750
When it comes back, the center ice camera, a little bit to the right of the center of the screen and about 60% down from the top of the screen
It's not big but it's there. Or I'm drunk. Only time will tell.
>>63798743
please god no say it aint so. Don't make me look for it.
does jones hold the collective lifeblood/semen of the whole team in his asshole or something? take it the fuck easy
that was a horseshit call and Eddie is a faggot
>sharks so booty blasted they are getting dirty
Nothing has changed.
He got pushed into the goalie what the fuck is this shit?
>shove Kruger into goalie
>throw him to the ground
>penulty Kruger
Eddie pls
>>63798766
holy fuck
IT'S THE SMUDGE
>get pushed into goaltender by opposing player
>Proceed to throw player to the ice
>penalty
Ok then.
>>63798750
>>63798765
>>63798768
It's definitely there - when the camera is right on center ice it's over the lettering around the circle
>>63798784
just the typical garbage we have to put up with every game
>>63798796
fuck sake now I can't not see it. Do the cameramen do this on purpose for giggles.
how many gallons of opposing team semen does Eddie drink?
>>63798823
I love Eddie but its horse semen he drinks get it right
>>63798856
can't it be both?
>>63798877
The official what Eddie drinks list
1. Alcohol
2. Everything else
>>63798823
You are thinking of Konroyd.
Something needs to fuel that soulless machine.
>>63798888
>no ref semen
>>63798924
>not NBCmen
>>63798957
>talk about said cat again
>get banned over it a second time
Bracing.
>>63798957
Janitors are petty little shits why would you antagonize one.
>>63798975
>>63798957
fuck off
>>63798914
I thought he just ate orphans.
TO CELEBRATE THE GLORIOUS RETURN OF THE SMUDGE, MOJITOS FOR EVERYONE
>>63798994
I hope she blesses your dreams for all eternity
;^ )
>>63799000
fuck yeah cunt.
I just ran out of beer and im onto spirits lets go.
>>63799000
I'd rather have manhattans, but a mojito is fine too.
>>63799004
I discovered how many tiny cuts I apparently have on my fingers when juicing the lime
might be all the sausages I've eaten but every time corford gets near the puck my heart stutters
>>63799017
Oh dude I used to work in a factory that sharpened saw blades and it was my job to put them in their packages for dispatch, nothing worse then getting all those tiny nicks on your fingers and having the grease and oil in those fuckers, I feel for you.
>>63799025
>tfw I legitimately developed an irregular heartbeat towards the end of last year
>tfw I'm 99% sure it's Crawford's fault
Went away in the off season so here we go again. Either that or it was from the rediculous amount of caffeine I was drinking (free pop at work)....but I'm going to blame Crawford
>>63799032
Why not use work gloves?
fuck that was way too close
>>63799043
Crawford is directly responsible for me breaking my hand I swear.
>>63799048
They got in the way when i was counting the teeth . I put my finger in the the hole in the center of the blade and the gloves would just muck it up and get stuck on my finger occasionally really slowing down my speed also I was on and off computers calling for couriers and shit all day so having to take gloves on and off was literally hell. They did offer some chain mail gloves after I dropped a saw and caught it with my palm though.
The fuck was that breakaway. Hawks players looked like they could barely skate
>Mike brown is legitimate contributor to hockey and not at all one of the worlds finest dildo testers
>>63799072
>after I dropped a saw and caught it with my palm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K7fCQlUhj0&feature=youtu.be
>>63799017
When I first started to learn how to cook, I was making a curry and cutting up chillis without gloves. I washed my hands without soap thinking that was enough. Later on I took a piss and my knob end starting burning like all fuck.
Neveragain.
>>63799086
It wasn't that bad honestly only needed 2 stitches and workers comp bailed me out.
>>63799104
I just had thanksgiving dinner and a bunch of weird craft beers, sorry I'm late to the thread.
>the mrs refusing to give me a gobbie while the hockey is on
Why live?
book em
>>63799151
Thanksgiving is tomorrow
>>63799166
Shut up, he might be a drunk time traveler.
>>63799163
Time to find a new wife.
Eddie calls a penalty on the hawks
but in reality, it is the exact opposite which had transpired
i guess my point is that that mixed drink of semen and Seagrams is hitting the poor old guy pretty hard
>>63799163
Maybe because your dick is apparently covered with curry pepper residue?
>>63799118
That's nothing I had a large garbage bin snap shut on my face after throwing in a large bag and it sliced off the skin on the top of my nose.
That was a lot of blood considering the size.
>>63798957
Well those off-topics brought the mods in here, and they drop the bahammer on everyone.
KEITH OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DUNKIN DONUTS KEITH
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KEITH
E
I
T
H
KEEEEEEEIIIITHHHHHH
Fuck yeah!
>>63799186
My worst work related injury was when they were sharpening a a blade that was too fucking big for our machinery and it popped off mid sharpen as i walked past and it caught me in the gut exposing my intestines and making the front office ladies who had to record everything pass out. Good times. 3 months off work all paid. Good stuff.
KEITH LURKING IN THE WINGS
could peter deboner look any more like a fuckin cock
dude wearing a combo of
>kansas city royals hat
>blackhawks sweater
WELL LOOKS LIKE WE FOUND A BANDWAGONER
>>63799227
lol that fan
>KC Royals cap
>Hawks sweater
>in San Jose
Ultimate bandwagoner
Ugh that fucking camo hat is fucking disgusting what is it with the NHL and camo jesus fuck
>4PM friday game
I don't know how to feel about this
>>63799247
>>63799241
God forbid Blackhawk fans watch baseball teams that can win a World Series this century
>>63799241
>not having an alternate color kc hat
havent worn it in a few years because they've been good but shit is tight
>>63799256
For basic people with basic taste
>shorks have more shots now
Something is wrong with one side of the ice.
>>63799258
Uh, it started at 7 PST.
>>63799261
You take the good with the bad. You don't get to pick and choose that is fucked up brah.
>>63799258
Feel drunk about it
>>63799273
>4pm FRIDAY game
>>63799284
yeah it started at 7pm dumbass
I like the stadium series jersey this year
>>63799261
So watching the White Sox is bad now?
>>63799302
I'm impartial, I don't hate them but I don't love them. If they go on sale after the game I may pick one up.
>>63799299
He's talking about the game THIS Friday. Which starts at 4pm. Dumbass.
>>63799299
Not tonight's game. The one that happens against the Ducks on Friday. 4:00PM CST start.
It's gonna suck.
>>63799299
What day do you think it is today?
>>63799313
It probably won't
>>63799316
Yeah dumbass, it started at 7.
>>63799302
me too actually, the wild one is pretty good too
>>63799302
I do too.
I got a hossa one. Wanted keith, but they only had XL, which is fucking huge on me.
>>63799316
jesus fuckin christ it started at 7pm
>>63799324
it is gonna suck cause I'm MT so game will probably begin and end while I'm work
>>63799284
Sorry, it feels like Friday.
:(
>mfw thought it was 3rd period
I need another drink.
Is that fucking linkin park
are you fucking kidding
Too much man
oh boy
fucking fantastic
Who /intermission shitting mission/ here?
>>63799401
I had taco bell so that's every intermission and some TV timeouts.
>>63799446
Kek
Their food doesn't give me a higher shitting frequency. Their hot sauce gives me diarrhea though.
Since it's intermission, what do you guys think about Gargantia on the Verdurous planet?
I just finished it today thought it was good and I liked the happy endings. It was a comfy anime to watch.
>>63799446
There's just no reason to eat taco bell
>>63799571
I enjoy making poor life decisions.
>>63799598
Don't we all.
>>63799623
>Posting on 4chan
Yeah, we all fucked up.
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>63799660
Ain't that the fuckin truth
>>63799660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAioqvHzkkQ
What the hell was that video segway to commercial?
>>63799706
Kek thanksgiving vroom all animation
>>63799706
I swear it looked like a McDonald's commercial. Just the art style and shit, McDonald's loves that kind of art for some reason.
>>63799712
>vroom all
I meant football stupid autocorrect
>>63799720
Better to distract you with simplistic cartoons than make you think about the actual product
fuck
PATTY
Fug
And here we fucking go again.
yes fugs yes
>marleau with a snipe when they need it
PATTY I WILL CONTINUE SAYING NEGATIVE THINGS ABOUT YOU BUT THAT WAS VERY NICE
DALEY YOU PIECE OF SHIT
GOOOOAAAAL
MUH DIIICK
no fug no
>SHORKS
>SHORKS
>SHORKS
>SHORKS
>SHORKS
That'll teach me to have hope.
DESJARDINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Daley
...
>deys are dan
yeeee
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
DJ SAVED MY LIFE
>Desjardins scores
Oh, That's gotta be cold.
Comeback snuffed out so quickly
DESJARDINS THANK YOU FUCK
>>63799830
>not SHARTS
fucking cocks bandwagoners
>>63799850
Salt salt salt salt salt
>Sharks have gotten fewer shots off this period than the CPD put into Laquan McDonald
>>63799850
Save that salt for your green beans tomorrow lmao
>>63799850
>muh 8 year old bandwagon
>>63799850
took you almost an entire game I'm proud of you anon.
>>63799904
ahahahahahahaha
>mad at pucks
Empty netter when.
>>63799923
SHAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wew shaq
SHAWWWWWWW
>>63799923
Thanks ausbro
>>63799923
Now.
lel
e
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SHAW
gg Sharks
Thank you based Shaq. GG and happy overeating
fuck you cocks
>Hawks win tonight
Bears lose tomorrow
gg shorks.
GG sharks
I hope everybody has a happy thanksgiving
SHAQ ATTAQ
GG SHORKS
gg Sharks
>>63799957
I thought that only works if the Bulls play.
>>63799957
Yeah, probably
>>63799957
Don't say that. Maybe one day Chicago will have 2 or hell maybe even 3 good teams. R-right?
>>63799968
I don't think it matters, the Bears lose alot
>Eddie and Pat get to spend thanksgiving together
>>63799965
Yeah I'm really gonna enjoy finding new ways to tell my cousins how I'm a NEET and still have no gf
>>63799965
>bears playing at Packers
>happy thanksgiving
Tomorrow will be the last day I spend on earth. Suicide imminent. Goodbye everyone.
>>63799990
I think they already know that
And for curiosities sake...
>>63799999
>>63800000
>>63800001
Yeah but they still fucking have to ask every time I see them
>>63799957
I thought that was already a given.
The bears always have to ruin thanksgiving and Christmas every year. Then sometimes they even ruin new years.
i missed most of this game, sup rbo, bolligs
I made some good oilmemes tho.
GG black kawks, pls beat our team more so we can get rid of Doug wilson.
Also treat Des-Jar-Dins well, he was one of my favorites