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>>63787655
what is this haircut called?
>>63787664
just fag my shit up
I almost forgot to ask. While cruising regionals on YouTube I came across this "knockout". What happened?
3rd for my fightfu
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-josh-barnett-vs-ben-rothwell-joins-fox-ufc-fight-night-in-new-jersey-112415
Who takes this?
>>63787676
rigged
>>63787690
Rothwell has a few ways to win but I think Barnett will be too intelligent and will get a decision
>yfw WW3 is about to start and will cancel UFC 194
>>63787690
Rothwell will hit Barnett hard and Barnett will try to stumble into the clinch, eat more shots and go down
This may or may not happen after multiple rounds of boring clinchwork, either way though someone's saying some cringeworthy stuff in the post fight interview.
>>63787655
good job bud
>>63787635
>>63787622
Klitschko has a PhD.
He speaks four languages.
He is the world champion of four sanctioned leagues.
He has an Olympic gold medal.
His record is 64-3, soon to be 65-3, and he's on a 21 fight win streak.
He's arguably the hardest punching heavyweight ever.
He's arguably the pound for pound best boxer ever.
He's married to Hayden Panettiere and has a kid with her.
He has created charities and won humanitarian awards.
His older brother is the mayor of Kiev.
His father was a Soviet Major General.
Don't shit on Wladimir.
>>63787725
>He's arguably the hardest punching heavyweight ever.
>He's arguably the pound for pound best boxer ever.
Now this is shit posting
>>63787725
That's cool but boxing is still mad gay
>>63787676
got the fight knocked out of him
>>63787722
Why not just end it now?
>>63787722
plz no
>>63787690
>>63787716
Rothwell wins
Just two more weeks and we will be deep into embedded. We will be getting ready to watch Sage weigh in. Just two more weeks.
>>63787725
>He's arguably the pound for pound best boxer ever.
calm down
>>63787729
both of those things are actually true
I'm not saying that he is or that I prescribe myself to either opinion. But they are both absolutely arguable.
I don't know anything about boxing really. Does Tyson fury really have a chance or is he just all talk?
>>63787754
>both of those things are actually true
No, no they are not at all
Fucking end yourself, he's not even as good as Vitali let alone real all time greats
>>63787722
I would without hesitation join the army if 194 got cancelled cause of a couple of delusional pakis
>>63787722
People here are already rallying with Russia and are actually hyped about going to push Turkeys shit in.
Welp, it was nice knowing ya.
>>63787723
Nah. I agree with the britbong. Barnett will gameplan his way to a decision, AND THEN he will say some cringeworthy stuff in the local language. Whatever the fuck it is they speak in New Jersey.
>>63787690
this fight is going to be shit
>>63787768
Whoever removes the kebab has my support.
>>63787771
I don't know man, Ben Rothwell is really good. He's got some legit power. Barnett is so old these days and imo tends to wilt when he's getting hurt bad and can't quickly grab a clinch and hold on.
>>63787780
I thought for two fat guys holding the clinch for five rounds, the Barnett/Nelson fight was actually really good. One of those grappling matches where a lot of subtle shit is going on.
Nelson also threw a headkick fuggen lel
>>63787794
It was the worst fight in 20 years
>>63787761
All talk, Klitschko's technique and timing is too good. Klit is also pretty mellow, he wont get emotional during the fight, meanwhile Tyson is already been a pussy ass bitch because his training gloves don't fit right
http://www.skysports.com/klitschko-vs-fury/news/33472/10076989/klitschko-vs-fury-row-over-gloves-leaves-tyson-furious
Tyson will throw two hooks, they'll both miss, Wlad will throw one jab, it will connect, rinse and repeat, Klit wins by decision
>>63787798
no, Struve vs Rosholt was
>>63787798
Well whatever may or may not float your yacht, my friend.
>>63787806
I'm still mad Rogan implied I was an uneducated casual for not liking that fight, like come on now mang that fight would have been booed anywhere
>>63787722
>tfw the brits or germans will once again move into africa
>tfw you will inevitably be recolonized
>>63787818
worst fight ever
>>63787826
Ready to become civilised my black subhuman friend?
>>63787794
I enjoyed the Nelson fight too. I think both fighters showed improvement over their last respective fights. Barnett has improved striking and Nelson has not-complete-shit cardio.
But if Nelson can't finish Barnett, I don't think Rothwell can.
>>63787798
it was a great fight what you on about?
>>63787761
also don't be confused by Tyson's unbeaten streak, The last 4/5 fighters which had a go at Klit also had never been beaten before.
Win streaks in boxing are pretty common because there are a million boxers out there, it's definitely the most popular fighting sport and every Joe Schmoe has a go at it
>>63787675
That's pretty good.
>>63787798
lel
>>63787806
>>63787809
Struve could be the worst fighter in utilizing his natural advantage. Why the fuck is he so bad? He's already training in Holland. How hard is it to get him to fight long and tal?
>>63787835
yeah but Nelson is hot dogshit against anyone with a good gameplan, Rothwell not so much
He's not going to get bullied in the clinch anywhere near as much, being as big as Barnett
I guess we'll see though
>>63787854
>Why the fuck is he so bad?
Zero drive, zero killer instinct, zero athleticism, afraid to get punched.
Only reason he is even a fighter is that he is 7" tall.
>>63787854
He uses his frame well in grappling. But on the feet he's never developed most likely because he never left the small camp he started at in The Nethermemes.
Remember when Barnett tapped to strikes from CroCop?
>Central Europe
>>63787876
Remember when Barnett got popped for steroids 3 times?
>>63787878
Admiring your post number
>>63787882
You know, now that I think about it I really don't like Josh Barnett all that much.
The love of pro wrestling, the weebdom, his boring style, killing Affliction, it just puts me off mang.
It's interesting how divisive Barnett's fight with Nelson is. I loved it; beautiful clinch work and a huge amount of heavy inside strikes getting thrown.
>>63787858
I gotta watch Rothwell fights again. Don't really remember how he did in the clinch.
>>63787869
I thought the dutch are good at kickboxing. That's how they keep their prostitutes in line.
>>63787943
and it's how their prostitutes make sure their clients pay. it's martial arts hierarchy over there.
>>63787918
not really that interesting imo, I loved it too but no surprise to me that swine didn't enjoy it
Why the F is Ariel still in Albuquerque?
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/25/9794632/michelle-waterson-discusses-recent-knee-injury-emotions-following
>>63787966
was all filmed last week senpai
>>63787966
>wrestling and injured her knee
Every time. Is there any way we can stop this plague of wrestling-related knee injuries?
>>63787966
>Wrestling injury
Of course.
>>63787918
You mean fight fans liked it and casuals didn't?
>>63787955
lel
>>63787993
still less gay than donkey guard
>tfw you know that Aldo is going to get finished in a brutal fashion
feels good man
>>63788030
>>63788037
looks like assbro from /gif/
>>63788037
Fucking Miyao
/HEEM/ Predicts UFC Fight Night 79
Benson Henderson vs. Jorge Masvidal
Dong Hyun Kim vs. Dominic Waters
Yoshihiro Akiyama vs. Alberto Mina
Doo Ho Choi vs. Sam Sicilia
>>63788032
This fight will not live up to the hype. They will both gas out by the 4th round and it will turn into a plodding, sloppy kickboxing match.
>>63788030
It wasn't that long ago that we said 50-50 guard would never cross over to MMA. Hell, going a bit further back even the deep half sweep was a bit controversial. I might be misremembering but I think I recall some fella using an X-guard too for a few seconds. Nowadays deep half sweeperoos are common, 50-50s show up every few months... so who knows, maybe we'll see a donkey guard get used!
>>63788037
>BJJ
lmao
>>63788082
how come the left column was edited?
>>63788083
I think it'll live up to the hype because Conor pressures so heavily and will initiate heaps of exchanges with Aldo. If Chad can drag Aldo into an exciting banger, then Conor can too!
>>63788109
so someone would point it out and give me attention
>>63788128
noice
>>63788083
it won't live up to the hype because its gonna be a one sided beatdown by England's Brave Conor McGregor.
How would you stop her attack?
>>63788150
throw her a basketball
>>63788150
>>63788150
look her in the eyes and say "it's not your fault"
>>63788159
god i hate when that happens
>>63788163
perfect
/thread
>>63788128
noice
>>63788163
thats brutal desu
>>63788122
God TRT Vitor is a crazy mother fucker to watch
>>63788230
Wow he paid for that flying heel hook attempt dearly, position before submission know what i'm sayin
>>63788092
How the fuck can you watch a sport where the best never face eachother?
At what point was Rockhold mentally defeated? When Chris absolutely demolished Vitor?
>>63788150
>you will never be a FightKEK member
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k57ya0y90s4
Today it’s exactly 40 years ago that Suriname left the kingdom of the Netherlands to become an independent state. So today we are celebrating the birthday of Suriname, a country I love so much. What makes this date even more special for me personally is that on the same day of November 25 I got honored by the president with the order of the yellow star, the highest state decoration. You can imagine that it’s one of many highlights in my life. I will always be proud of my country and I will wear the yellow star with pride just like my Suriname flag which I wear at my fights. So happy birthday mama Suriname!! Love your son!
>>63788254
ikr
>>63788289
yea because 15 - 20 pounds is nothing ammarite!
>>63788285
>there are people logged in to this forum right now who do not have UFC FightPass
I hope they feel shame
>>63788303
I hope you fall down a flight of stairs. Has nothing to do with your post, I just hope you fall down a flight of stairs.
>>63788307
I hope you catch me
>>63788289
Dana and Lorzeno have been screaming superfights for years now and they still have yet to put a single one together. What a bunch of greedy faggots
The Chris vs Jones or Jones vs Werdum/Cain will be probably be the first and last actual superfight we ever see.
>>63788329
b-b-but Aldo Edgar
>>63788288
im guessing tyrone posted this
I really wonder what goes through the mind of people that take pride in a county they have never lived in, especially when the country is such a shithole like suriname
>>63788289
>old money trash
>>63788299
GSP walks around at over that lel.
Combat sports in general are fucked up since everyone is cutting so much weight
>>63788329
>frankie edgar vs urijah faber
>anderson silva vs nick diaz
>DC vs Jones
thats 3 superfights this year you "greedy faggot"
>>63788340
You're right; I forgot to include the appropriate link. My apologies.
https://www.instagram.com/p/-g4oxqBdto/
>>63788150
headkick to that big dome of hers
Sup /heem/
Just got back from work. Feels bad working for someone I know for a fact I could heem within 20 seconds.
>>63788361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2TeofPhsuE
what do you think of this
>>63788329
Edgar vs Faber was a superfight
>>63788230
>you will never see TRT Vitor vs Romero at their juiciest
I could literally heem everyone in this ITT.
>>63788369
>being subordinate to a female
you must be one of those 'secure' people I've heard about. Faggot
>>63788381
look at the neck on that fucker
>>63788385
I could literally heem you with my dick
>>63788391
>Faggot
Guarantee you wouldn't say that to my face.
>>63788360
>frankie edgar vs urijah faber
1 sided
>anderson silva vs nick diaz
Literal meme fight
>DC vs Jones
How is this a superfight
>>63788410
wu@
>>63788414
South Devon, willing to travel anywhere in the UK to literally heem you.
>>63788394
*flick jab at you*
*grab you by the throat*
*load up overhand right*
your mouth writes cheques that your body cannot cover kiddo.
>>63788420
>South Devon
top kek, yeah best come to Canterbury m8 I wouldn't want the pitchfork and tractor massive to be on my case
no using your extra limbs though cool?
Is he talking mad shit?
post videos of you heem'ing people
if you even have/can
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVeIr-xrEvc
>>63788448
>85% white
Literally scared you could be a Muslim suicide bomber.
>>63788343
GSP does NOT walk around more or the same as SIlva, Silva is a huge middleweight
>>63788360
dana pls go you bald faggot
>>63788150
Why did she choose an African-American gentleman over Lithcu_ck?
>>63788455
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWsOhwvo9GI
>>63788489
because he is a certified manlet
>>63788455
>if you have/can
Of course I fucking have
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coSgSFajSgo
>>63788456
35% white over here, want to swap?
>>63788456
not quite, on the coast not the city
>>63788525
>>63788500
How short is he?
>>63788489
>paige wins a grinding decision
>>63788538
>living in a swamp village of 50 people
>>63788489
That's the best I've ever seen Rose look and she still looks like a 5/10 poodle halfbreed mutt was shoved through a half inch opening.
I understand different tastes (I don't think Miesha is ultra hot) but if you think Rose is even remotely attractive you're a fucking fat ugly permavirgin.
Prove me wrong. Someone fit timestamp with Rose or my theory is confirmed and Roseposting betas need to fucking leave forever.
>>63788449
>m-my movement
>>63788553
>if you think Rose is even remotely attractive you're a fucking fat ugly permavirgin.
>Roseposting betas need to fucking leave forever.
What Chinese cartoon is that from?
>>63788458
What I meant was he walks around at 83-84kg.
He could be a middleweight were it not for everyone cutting weight.
Take on one of them in the streets
and the other in the sheets
>>63788591
Not without steroids
>>63788591
But everyone does, so he isn't
>>63788598
6 year age difference to be fair
23-29 is huge in women years
>>63788591
everyone at welterweight is actually a middleweight
everyone at middleweight is actually a light heavyweight
etc.
>>63788647
Exactly why boxing is better.
There are people who are willing to go up in weight or down to face champions, where as in the UFC uncle Dana will say no.
>>63788589
Don't know, saved it from here.
Funny how you whiteknight for Rose but can't provide the picture because you're an out of shape piece of shit person that proves my theory LMAO fucking destroyed.
Tell me does it suck being physically repulsive?
>>63788647
does it wrap around? is everyone at heavyweight actually a flyweight?
>>63788658
except that boxing is boring as fuck and weight divisions are set apart by like 2kg
>>63788660
you're a silly grill but I like your quirky sense of humor
Whom is replacing Waterson?
>>63788671
>boxing is boring
>a woman is MMA's biggest star
alright then
>>63788687
thanks. you too
>>63788695
The Irish hottie, aisling daly
>>63788727
that last fight was so bad
>>63788707
I wonder how many buys Ronda's big return fight will get relative to UFC 193. It'd have to be more, right? Assuming she returns against Holly Heem.
I also wonder how McGriggem's UFC 194 going to fare. Meltzer said he wasn't confident in his estimate of the UFC 189 numbers because of how inconsistent the buyrates were between providers, but the UFC themselves said it did over a million.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rni34oVUpTA
>>63788764
Wouldn't surprise me if rondas return became the best selling ppv ufc has ever had.
It's going to be a real media hype around it
No live chat today. Luke also won't be on the mmabeat today.
>>63788789
>noon
>already literally no reason to be alive today
>>63788799
If you were going to heem yourself permanently, how would you do it?
>>63788809
nitrogen
>>63788789
does he say why
>>63788707
Boxings next big star is 34 and will never face actual competition,
>>63788822
Live chat is on Friday instead. His aching vagina is keeping him fromtraveling so he won't be on the mmabeat today.
Roughly 20 minutes ago, Cathal Pendred officially retired from professional mixed martial arts.
>>63788848
First Bork, then GSP, then Schaub, then Ronda, and now this? Dana confirmed dead.
>>63788848
Likeable character, bad fighter, ton of heart.
His fight and comeback against King who was on PEDs won't be forgotten.
>>63788848
THANK FUCKING GOD
>>63788848
>EBTB retiring Pendredful
good times, thank fuck we saw him get btfo before he quit.
>>63788848
Good riddance to bad rubbish
>>63788823
Actually boxings "next big star" is Canelo, a 25 year old who we will likely see go against GGG in the near future.
>>63788809
i'd triangle myself and gently drift off to eternal sleep
>>63788848
>>63788912
And by that you mean 1-2 years after which he will lose and ggg will retire, along with klitchko.
>>63788848
This is truly a tragic loss for the sport. Whether you agreed with the judges decisions or not, you can't deny the heart and fighting spirit of Cathal Pendred. Even in victory he was never satisfied; he was his own biggest critic. Never one to settle for mediocrity, Pendred would always strive to better himself each and every fight. The man was an inspiration as a fight and a human being and I genuinely look forward to what the future holds for him. Conor Bless.
>>63788659
>dark eyes
disgusting
>>63788954
Shut the fuck up you little wanker
>>63788941
Why would he retire?`That's like saying Conor is gonna retire if Aldo beats him.
cmon now
>>63789054
Conor will kill himself after Aldo beats him.
>>63789054
I was talking about GGG
>>63789005
how about dark hair and blue eyes, like what Brian Ortega has?
>>63789084
lol conor is going to embarrass baldo, he's truly going to look like shit without his steroids
>last fight Pendred was kill
>now he's retiring
>>63789089
he looks like ayy lmao
>>63788879
He appears to be running a health food business now, probably had that in his mind for a while too.
It's like Joe told Schaub, you can't have just one foot in the fight game. Because you're gonna be fighting people totally dedicated to banging and willing to die to put you out cause that's all they have.
did ronda show her face yet?
>>63789114
Nah, maby the australians botched the plastic surgery
>>63789114
sources report that she has killed herself and got replaced by an android that looks exactly like her developed by leading ufc engineers. The UFC can't pass on that sweet rematch shekels.
>>63789006
Big talk behind a keyboard. You wouldn't even be able to break your strong eye contact with the floor if I was in a room with you.
>>63788848
>>63788892
I was literally rewatching Breese vs Prendred last night. Must have mind control powers.
Who has the best teeth in the UFC?
>>63789185
what's up with americans and their craze for "perfect" teeth?
>>63789185
nice overbite
>>63789198
I literally haven't been to a dentist in 15 years.
>>63789126
didn't dana say something about flying in a really top tier plastic surgeon? guess he didn't trust us :(
>ebin ped meme
>ebin mcgobvles hype
Could you say a few more buzzwords and um original non-arguments please?
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/11/25/9799198/ufc-bellator-war-machine-chirsty-mack-sexual-absue-consensual-rape-mma-news
>you will never be cellmates with jon
>>63789268
hey brazil how's it going buddy
>tfw fightpass finally has a working search function
>>63789276
Typical libertarian
>>63789185
I can't wait until she beats the shit out of rose
>>63789293
or you could literally just have searched for them online and downloaded them for free
>>63789281
Can't complain! Havent posted since 193's friday. Did you get to attend and see ronda get rekt?
>>63789156
Are you sure people aren't doing that to stop themselves laughing at you?
>>63789341
>>63789293
>Paying to watch fights that happened 15 years ago
>>63788737
She has never looked like anything but a bag of broken ass in all her fights. If it weren't for muh "irish takeover" she would have never even made it on that season of TUF.
>>63789393
He really pulled of that "oh shit I'm sorry" look
>>63789005
Can't you let me enjoy my mudblood fightfu fantasies without reminding me I haven't found a nice white woman to make beautiful white babies with?
God damnit Sven.
>>63789341
Nobody laughs at me and lives to tell about it, kid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjJ-Dv2n6V0
>>63788449
mcgregor would /heem/ that babby chinned fagit
>>63789426
Sage would take him down and sub him in under a minute.
>>63789426
mkgregg is toas, aldo will crush him
>>63789418
>no kek thomas
would you have sex with pic related?
I would
>>63789478
would hire as maid
>>63789478
She looks like your typical Polish potato farmer.
>>63789478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzYv-jxzPs0
world class striking
>>63789508
that's my fetish
>>63789585
must be cold in Poland
>>63789393
>If it weren't for muh "irish takeover" she would have never even made it on that season of TUF.
this is some kind of joke right?
>>63789585
9 years older than /VANZANT/
>>63788449
what would conor say to sage as trash talk? he cant say anything about his height
>>63789819
YAAAR MOODMENT IS STIFF YE. YE CANNIT EEDAN PASS GAAAD
>>63789819
>nointeen yr old steroid head
>>63789819
YE LOOK LIKE A BACKSTREET BOY WIT DAT GEWFY HAIRCUT
>>63789819
he'd giggle at his little ass numbers
>>63789819
For real tho trash talk would probably fluster the shit out of sage
>>63789933
>>63789859
>>63789870
>Thanks so much Mr. Mcgregor. I really respect your skills in the octagon and on the mic! I don't really want to get into any trash talk, but I'm really looking forward to our fight!
>>63788449
he works out with his sister?
>tfw I'll always have had more pussy than Northcutt
>>63789098
Why do we not have a thread just about this? I woke up this morning, was reading my various MMA news, learned this, and it fucking made my day.
I just... Pendred was so fucking bad, and now, I never have to see him "fight" ever again... I'm so happy! This is honestly the best thing that's happened in MMA since Ronda got HEEM'd.
>ywn be Lyoto's or Werdum's son
>>63789098
CM Punk must be seething. He was the only guy at welterweight he could realistically beat.
>>63790067
He tweeted at him, "respect" and a link to the retirement post
>>63790067
No he couldn't have. Pendred would literally beat the shit out of anyone in this sh tread that is talking fight. Yeah, he didn't look impressive against other professional fighters in the UFC. if a commission would even sanction Pendred vs punk, punk would get murdered.
>>63790022
cuz youve got one between your legs
>>63790104
>Murdered
When I picture getting murdered in the octagon, I don't imagine grapplehugging against the cage.
>>63790067
lol have a (you)
>>63790134
You seem flustered by my post familia, why?
>>63790131
Pendred wouldn't need to hold cm punk against the cage. He would be able to knock him out or take him down at will. Like I said, he looks unimpressive against other professional fighters that actually made it into the UFC. CM punk has never even had an amateur bout in any combat sport.
>>63790131
He does that because he is fighting actual fighters, it's a lot easier when you're fighting a 40 yo actor
>>63789704
No, its really not. She was just a tool to promote Mcgoober. They even used her as a reason to have him make an appearance one episode. Seriously, did you not notice how poorly she fit the mold for that cast. Every other girl was either a strong contender for the belt or could be marketed on their looks. Daly's lumpy potato ass fits neither category.
>>63790152
I was amused by your joke sunshine
>>63790168
she was on TUF before the Irish takeover even happened m8, Conor hadn't even come back from his ACL
BASED BIG BROWN
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>>63790162
I guess we'll just have to wait and see where his skill level is at when he debuts.
>>63790193
>5am
nice they will be off their tits
>yfw CM Punk vs Scott Jorgensen catch weight Super Fight
>>63790213
Endless caveman coffe and ALPHABRAIN plugs for suuuure
Kek getting btfo on the mmafighting article about Pendred
>>63790185
Mcgregor/Brandao took place July 2014. That season aired two months later. If you dont realize having her on the cast was a move to help market Mcgregor, then I cant help you, pal.
>>63790193
No fucking way. Are they just gonna stay up all night doing drugs? Or maybe camp out in Joe's backyard?
>>63790302
she was signed to TUF way before July 2014
I'm not saying there is no correlation or argument to be had about marketing but she absolutely would have been on TUF 20
>>63790297
lmao
>>63790213
Do you know when this card in on for us?
Creed is getting great reviews. Anyone else gonna try and see it this weekend?
>>63790341
11am for you, main card 2pm
>>63790350
>how to make a modern movie
>pick established ip with played out premise
>add nigger
no
>>63790330
I'm not convinced she would be, its also worth noting there were no fights to get in the house, rather they were handpicked by Dana.
