15:00 - Astana v Benfica
17:00 - CSKA v Wolfsburg
19:45 -
Malmё - PSG
Shahtёr Donetsk - Real Madrid
Man United - PSV Eindhoven
Atletico M - Galatasaray
Juventus - Man City
Borussia M - Sevilla
All times British
first for USA
here's a stream of the first match if anyone wants it:
http://smotrisport.tv/event/football/ligua-chyempionov-ooyefA/133930-astana-byenfika-smotret-online.html
>Astana leading
AHAHAHHAHAHAA
Get in here faggots
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
>The slums of Benfica
>anicic scores with his own name written on his back
How do we fix this piece of shit?
MEXICO
Holy shit based Astana
le most hazardous advantage
GERMANY
>>63788114
Poor man's Chicharito scored
clear red card
hahaha holy shit
>>63788101
>>63788112
>>63788114
>>63788135
>/sp/ bringing together all these countries
ebin
he elbowed dat nigga in da chest, fuckin racist judge
>>63787533
>19:45
Is that the time Barca played yesterday?
Wish games didn't kick off so late...they need to spread them out a bit like todays matches.
>>63788146
It is.
I don't why would a Russian use UK time though
>>63788124
was it a nice goal? a header?
Who /underdog/ here?
>>63788158
Greenwich
>>63788158
cuz UK is at the center of the earth
What a fucking cunt
>>63788192
And that wasn't a red?
>>63788192
>WUT? I DINDU NUFFIN WRONG YO!
>>63788192
>he's even complaining about the yellow
>day off at work today
>spending all day in front of the computer, waiting for the CL to start
It feels good and bad at the same time tbqhwyl
>>63788161
A header
/r/ing webm of yesterday's Belgian memers pls
>>63788220
I wouldn't feel too bad
I too was sick of spending all day inside so I went on a bike ride
It was freezing and now I feel like shit
>>63788220
Which team do you support?
>>63788192
this is straight red
>>63788232
I'm just too tired to go outside
>>63788234
Barcelona. Will be watching Juve v City.
>>63788256
what do you do for a living, anon?
>tfw Astana means Capital in kazakh
so apparently africans like to dye their hair with the color of their uniform...
>>63788266
I'm a receptionist in a hotel. W-why?
>>63788371
Revenge nuke when?
>>63788371
We stand with you, Russia.
>>63787533
>not in central european time
wow rude
bings till juve v shitty?
>>63788421
3 bongs 20 bings
>>63788421
3 bongs 20 bings, my siperfriend
>>63788439
spiderfriend*, damn I'm retarded
>>63788439
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
oh no
epic goalkeeping
kazahstan nooo
Jimenez scored both times?
>>63788567
that's what internet says
>>63788567
yes he did
>>63788468
>>63788363
let's fuck
>Toumassi is doing some kind of sly african thingies
top kek
>>63788638
a-are you a qt grill?
>“I met a boy the other day. English. He was wearing a Barca shirt but I asked him who he supported. He said: ‘Sheffield United’. I know them, they have 20,000 fans in the third division. That’s incredible. You get that in England.
>“I watched some of a game with Charlton the other day. There was football on television, yet the stadium was packed with supporters. Incredible.
>“If that was in Catalonia, Olot vs. Reus, then there were would be a few people there and the families of the players.”
Spics confirmed as bandwagoners
professional bus parker show coming up
>>63788713
Getting over 10k fans at home games in League 2 is a pretty good feel
>the glory of kazahstan
gone
>6 hours of euro footy today
>>63788220
Don't you have a day off work every day?
>slutski
>>63788778
bruh that picture is from T*rkmenistan
>>63788819
Some times I'd love to be a NEET living off benefits, trust me.
>tfw this is the make or break round for my nigs PSV
I predict disappointment
>>63788893
channeling all my energy vriend
>>63787533
zska-wolfsburg 1:2
malmo-psg 0:2
traktor-halal 2:0
manu-psv 3:1
atlet-gala 2:1
juve-city 2:2
gladbach-sev 3:1
>>63788908
Thanks m8 but first CSKA need a draw or a win and I've got a bad feeling
I hope manure get btfo in this group desu senpai
>>63788918
hadn't even noticed how tight group B is, time for clenched buttcheeks
cska is fockin pathetic.
>>63788916
seems reasonable, although I'd say
juve-city 1-0
>>63788871
Is pretty nice before the NWO rewire your pleasure centre as punishment.
This is a good omen I guess
dubs and Ronaldo scores a hattrick
>le "hire 2 niggers as forwards and watch them run towards the net with zero thought or invention in their ape brains" tactic
>>63789013
it makes no sense to draw the youth teams based on the main team fixtures. No sense.
Boring game
zzzzzzz
>>63788713
>If that was in Catalonia, Olot vs. Reus, then there were would be a few people there and the families of the players.
Well yeah, I guess most people figure that one player going up against a whole team is a bit of a foregone conclusion.
You know what's fucked up? Mario Fernandes trying to get russian passport to play for the national team. I mean, you're pretty good for your own team, dude, just wait couple of years.
>>63789046
mad manure fan detected.
your youth are shit lmao
>>63789109
Google says dude is 25 already
>>63789109
Even in russian national team Smolnikov is way better.
>>63789153
I know right.
>>63789132
So what? He can easily play for 7 or more years. He's not even reach his peak yet.
>>63788893
The CSKA game will be all or nothing
where the fuck is Draxler?
>>63789079
>the Swiss in charge of jokes
one of wolfsburg players is named Trash?
>>63789201
Injured
>>63789243
Probably Trasch.
>>63789243
is he white?
>>63789274
>>63789046
Why? It's nice for the youth to give them a taste of proper European fixtures.
>>63789274
Yes, unlike yourself
>>63789298
I want to ask but I don't want to know.
CSKAs looked pretty good to be honest.
>tfw early start fucked up my fantasy
>again
>>63789327
Nah, they are shit without Finland, noone can make a pass, dumb niggers and Tosic can only run.
>>63789120
>>63789305
it's ridiculous. Some small clubs have great youth teams and projects, they are excluded from this stupid scheme and big clubs with shitty or non-existent youth project get the advantage. The youth leagues and cups should be independent.
>>63789305
Because it doesn't take into account how good the teams themselves are and leads to uneven match-ups. It should be 32 best youth teams instead of 32 youth teams of some arab oil sheik teams that don't even have youth teams.
>>63789344
>The youth leagues and cups should be independent
This. Current system is incredibly lazy and unfair.
>>63789313
it's the indian toilet witch Pooja
>>63789344
>>63789361
It's the better there is, no one but UEFA has the money and the interest for this.
I mean yeah, there was the Next Gen, but that was based on shady invites.
>>63789298
what's this
>>63787533
>Juventus - Man City
Is this the best game today?
>>63789350
>>63789344
How do they rate the 32 best youth teams though?
If they did it on each country's youth league from the previous season a la the champions league. It wouldnt really work due to high turnover of youth players, a team at the top of their league one season might have promoted their best players and lack quality the next season.
>>63789414
Toilet witch that steals youmg children who use the toilet.
This game is Ligue 1 tier.
Remember when Sevilla were good in Europe?
>>63789559
Yes.
>>63789568
Okay just checking.
>>63789344
Livepool had (might still have) a fairly top tier youth team and didn't have in the under whatever CL because >our main side is dogshit it's a bit silly
As a neutral, which game should I watch?
I can't watch Juve - City in HD.
>The CL will never become a giant killing tournament like domestic cups
>You will never see Astana knock Bayern out
>>63789559
Only in Europa League / UEFA Cup
>>63789607
Simulcast or Gladbach - Sevilla
>>63789600
To be fair there is a 'league champions path', Boro is in it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015%E2%80%9316_UEFA_Youth_League_Domestic_Champions_Path
>>63789607
Manu-PSV
Schurrlel to the rescue.
who /white/ here
>>63789633
sheeeiiit
KAPOW
fug
Uuuuuuuy
>>63789405
>shady invites.
It's not shady inviting the relevant teams with promising youth.
Fuuuuuck
SHEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT
trollbar
>>63789659
Come on man, should I believe 2 teams from Norway are in the best 16th of youth teams? 6 english sides but only 2 spanish ones?
SHIRLEY FINALLY
>Akinfeev again
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>63789670
cu.cked
>Igor
>this is the best goalkeeping Russia can offer
Feelsbadman
classic akinfail
Why was this guy hyped again?
>akinfeev
Jesus fucking Christ.
>>63789736
What about Lodygin?
gib webm pls
Leno's was worse still.
>>63789779
He was utter shit at the beginning of season, even got benched for like 5 games (watch Valencia-Zenit for reference). Now he is okayish, but you never know.
>>63789822
>B-But muh FM rating!!!
>>63789821
What about Kerzhakov?
Man, I liked Akinfeev....
And CSKA deserved this win due to how shit Wolfsburg is playing.
Dat failure doe
>>63789428
only if City win desu
>>63789838
Got almost no experience playing against good teams, he mostly either was sitting at the bench in Zenit or played in russian second league teams, and he is too old to get that experience. He is a good keeper, without flashy leg plays tho, which is popular now.
>>63789620
B-But Bate beat Roma
Akinfeev is so consistent
>>63789901
Mitryushkin looks promising
>>63789907
>B-But Bate beat Roma
Wasnt that at Bate's home?
>>63789907
Roma are shit kidda
>>63789931
Shitty team forcing the keeper to make more saves than he should doesn't make the keeper good.
See Ochoa
>>63789779
he's a meme keeper tbqh with you family
>>63789931
Russian players are known to become shit somewhere between 19 and 22 years old, so we'll see.
>>63789941
>>63789932
it was sarcasm jao and nigel
>>63789620
I remember when Bayern were rekt by Zenit in the UEFA Cup when Zenit won it (believe in 2008), probably the GOAT Zenit team.
>>63789075
>People still unironically enjoy pepes
is there a dark horse this year? Zenit?
>>63789620
But Monaco knocked out Arsenal last year
>>63789991
Gent
these fuckin useless negros
>>63789907
they also beat Bayern, lel
>>63789973
Don't post anime.
>>63790019
Too late
I already did.
>>63789978
>neymar over suarez
Are you simple?
S H I R L E Y
I
R
L
E
Y
SHIRLEY
>>63789978
>real players with 3 different shirts for no reason
CYKA
>>63790035
Epic bait
Is Leonid Slutsky autistic?
>the ball just barely grazes Akinfeef's left foot, if only to remind him of what could've been
Cruel tbqh
>letting Schurrle score twice
utd v PSV thread
>>63790075
>>63790075
>>63790071
First goal was an own goal
>>63790062
Legit
>played a keeper
>reads a lot
>goes to plays often
>eats at McD
>>63790077
>watching 2 mediocre teams play when you can watch Rubentus vs Shitty instead
>>63790009
Are these negroes popular in your city?
>>63790077
No thanks
>>63790096
>looks like the guy from Snatch
i love the last angle and camera
>>63790085
Uhm..no?
>>63790096
>>63790062
>Slutsky's playing career ended at just 19 years of age. He had to retire due to a knee injury sustained after falling out of a tree while rescuing a neighbour's cat.
>>63790140
Uhm..yes!
>>63790149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqGxD9jfogg
Slutsky in his youth
>>63790149
>implying he wasn't stalking some future Slutskaya and hid in the tree
Who staying in /comfy/ general?
CSKA kills all the good impression that Zenit have left in CL.
https://twitter.com/rioferdy5/status/669561172241289216?lang=en-gb
>Rio being funny for once in his life
>>63790135
>le falling backwards man
>>63790184
ayyyy
>>63790167
>breaking glass, cutting down trees and taking out power lines at will
molodets
fino alla fine desu
>>63790179
Oh, wow.
>>63790184
Thought Wrighty was dying.
>>63790252
Proper legends never die mate.
>>63790184
Rio is funny sometimes.
Gary Neville is funny whenever Liverpool comes up.
>>63790184
That scouser accent is god damn hideous
>>63790135
this is just like a slam dunk
>>63790184
Lel
which manchester do i watch
>>63790184
i don't get it
>>63790184
Lineker on BTSports
No.
>>63790369
United of
>>63790369
The relevant one.
>>63790369
which match has more meme potencial?
>>63790369
both are going to lose desu
>>63790402
utd - psv easily
>>63790369
Why not watch both?
Footy on the telly
WW3 on the laptop.
I'm worried about this war lads.
>>63790402
united for the memes
city for a better match
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0390sz0
>tfw my shitty one day ban expired just after the end of the games yesterday
>tfw I thought Hola would have worked
>tfw it doesn't work on 4chan anymore
>>63790449
ahahah fuck sake
>>63790427
>I'm worried about this war lads.
Why, do you think Russia will send a bomb where you live?
I don't care about any team in particular. Which match should I watch lads?
>>63790497
Gladbach - Sevilla
>>63790515
>>63790449
Is misusing the word trolls the ultimate form of trolling?
>>63790449
Who past Zlatan v Present Zlatan here ?
>>63790497
I`m in the same situation and I am going to watch manchester and juventus.
who /madrid/ here
time for the 11th decima
>>63790572
>11th decima
HAHAHAHAHA
It's 11th undecima, you retard
>>63790497
city juve or tsunaldo tap in show against tyrks. everything else seems boring
Anyone else looking forward to the performance of >lel liga
>>63790497
none
watch the BT sport goals show
they just sit there and talk football whilst showing you highlights of everything that happens in every match
its the ultimate casual show
>>63790572
had a laugh, thanks
shit thread, nobody posted line-ups
>>63790572
>11th decima
nigga...
>>63790588
Do they have a hot presenter showing her butt and cleavage?
>>63790607
Just use flashscore
>>63790607
fun fact: there is a black man in every line-up tonight
>>63790607
Also, the thread seems slow for a champions league match. Has everyone finally left this shithole?
>Man United - PSV Eindhoven
>Juventus - Man City
Which game to watch?
>>63790624
Why are Brits obsessed with black men?
>Real 6/5
Jesus Christ easy money.
>>63790427
afraid that we will stop trading you potatoes?
>15 minutes to cook some shit before games start
Gotta go fast
>>63790645
City - Juve obviously.
Lang Baal's united is a terrible team to watch.
>>63790635
Today is a bunch of unisteresting games so the casuals aren`t showing up. Except /madrid/, there it`s going to be as always.
>>63790652
we enjoy watching them have sex with our women
>>63790657
how much is waxtap?
>>63787533
thread for real madrid?
>>63790652
Because we beat them in The Falklands War
>>63790672
21/10.
>>63790652
I think he was implying there are argentinians in every line up. That is my two cents
>>63790664
thought i was the only one kek
>>63790681
m8
Easy monies
