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>Back2basics edition
>impending Flatanon subedition
Previous thread: >>63772242
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1st for /a/
Shaking for flatanon winners
>>63782266
Combine this with anons research guide from the other day and you're all set desu.
>>63782266
>>63782266
Just found this in the archives kek. I keep meaning to get round to updating the OP and creating some Christmas OC but keep forgetting about it
>tfw bookie doesn't offer either Flatanon race
>>63782350
If I remember correctly this was originally posted by Windigo wasnt it? Then people reposted it a few times as a joke.
>>63782369
Indeed it seems you are correct. Its not as funny now I know it wasn't BT who posted it first because it seemed really strange to me that he did
Reminder Windigo could profit in asia and this made Mark mad so he drove him out.
Lads, lads, lads. How did we all do tonight? I'm up $35
>>63784783
up huge from earlier tips from a britanon on u20 south american slags. got home from work just now and nothing to bet on. waiting for Astana U19 v Benfica U19 desu
>>63784783
I followed metaKnight's shitty fucking parlay. WHY DID I BELIEVE IN ICE HOCKEY.
>>63785130
Never follow metaknights tips, he's never tipped a winning accumulator
>>63785159
>>63785130
LOL sorry baddies I cashed out profit and went on another winning bet.
How mad does this screen cap make you?
>tfw will miss Flatanon's races because of my c u c k e d timezone and need to get up early
>>63784783
won a horse race and an NBA bet, up about $85
>>63784783
Up $100 from going /free money/ on the bulls, lucked out honestly with Jimmy being clutch and lilard being a chucker
>>63784783
Up £95 from NBA
Is there a way to filter tripcodes and names on 4chan's mobile site? The strange rise of two obnoxious canadians is going too far
>>63785225
iktfb
I apologize on behalf of all Canadians. We're mostly polite!
>>63785185
Anonymous tips: 0
Tripp's tips: 3
>>63785613
I know for a fact at least 4 of your tips have lost you cunt
Anonymous tips: 0
Tripp's tips: -1
>>63785763
just ignore this mug, lad
>>63784783
Fine
Payout took forever, but it's ok. I didn't see any other mispriced games.
Who is flatanon? Pls be gentle
>>63785900
A horse whisperer
>>63785912
Just googled him lel, how many bings/bongs til he tips?
>>63785931
Tears @ myself tbqh
>>63785931
He's already tipped
Gay Cavalier @ 16:45 Kempton
Intransigent @ 19:15 Kempton
Back on the punt with a win today fellas
Where's my nba bettors at?
>>63786059
I didn't dare touch that game with how cloppers have been choking lately
Let's have a serious discussion /bet/ what is the single best mainstream sport to find value bets on? And why is it baseball.
>>63786173
College football is mainstream where I live. It's the easiest because I can literally just watch them practice and then bet
I know this might be frowned upon, but theres a dota 2 game in play on 188bet, i didnt know they did esports. But games currently 1-1, ehome sw is 2.33 and they just drafted their heroes and i feel ehome should win this game based on the line up. Ehome also are the best chinese team and newbee arent as good as they used to be. They've not updated the prices since the draft.
>>63786342
which sportsbook is this? it's not on bet365 and i'm on 888bet.com and i don't see it there either
i just tuned in to the game. if you can get > 2.0 on ehome i would do it. don't know much about either of these teams, but if that's the odd, it looks good based on the current state of the game.
well, cash out whatever you can. ehome.l is clearly outclassed.
>That Gay Cavalier price drop
shaking
>>63786445
>>63786445
>only managed pennies last night
Need bubblegums like A I R
what do you lads think about astana-benfica U2.5 ? seems very likely to me
>tfw on flatanons tips again today
>last time flattie's horse didnt place
>time before that forgot to bet e/w and lost my stake
here's hoping today will be different
>>63786564
Gay cavalier has been tipped pretty heavily so good luck
Reminder that you will never be as shrewd as reddit.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12LUGEOsEsMG8yE4xB7IKBwVuczQ_OZOUHf20qayU0iE/edit#gid=0&vpid=A1
need one more sparta goal before HT like air
>>63782266
>Casinos open in my state
>Only allow for table games and slots
>Still can't bet on sports except in Nevada and Delaware.
>Delaware's laws only allow for Football betting, and only on Parlay cards.
>Only allowed to bets on horse racing in states.
A fucking hate this country sometimes.
>>63786665
/bet/ power, thank you
>>63786677
m8 just use Bovada. Its offshore so legally you're in the clear.
>Sports Jade: Welcome to Ladbrokes Sportsbook Live Chat. How may I help you?
>>63786710
[citation needed]
tears
>>63786774
There are only two federal laws that deal directly with sports betting: The Wire Act and the Internet Gambling Act
The Wire Act makes it illegal for a bank to deal directly with a sports bookie
The Internet Gambling Act makes it illegal to run a sportsbook within the US unless your state specifically allows it.
THERE IS NO LAW PREVENTING AN INDIVIDUAL FROM PLACING A WAGER ON A SPORT.
betting on horses for the first time in my existence because of /bet/
h-hold me
>>63787030
How tightly? ;)
Best hotels in vegas? want something similar to the hangover suite with mad bitches
>>63786486
its possible because of the long travel and freezing temperature (just checked -3 Celsius now). 2/3 of Benfica games were Over 2.5 though
>>63787035
as tight as possible tbqhwyf
What's the champions league bet lads?
Wonder if Rossy Boy cares or even thinks about the students whose loans he's spending on first class holidays.
Force awakens to gross more than avatar is a SPECIAL desu
>shattered every single pre-sale record for movie tickets by 8x, far more than Jurassic World
>The most watched film trailer of all-time on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGbxmsDFVnE [Embed]
>Has now become one of the largest Disney franchises, has the full backing of Disney and Google's marketing power to back the film.
>previous highest grossing films of all-time were December 18-19 releases, but didn't have nearly this much interest in the films prior to release.
>Constantly referred to by news publications and journals as "The most anticipated film of all-time."
>China has finally lifted their ban on Star Wars the communist government had in place for decades. Chinese people have had a chance to see the prequels and OT in theater and gave the OT a lot of critical acclaim.
>This is consequently, the first time the people of China will be able to go out and see Star Wars around the same time the rest of the world gets to see it. Disney did a huge promo event placing stormtroopers along the Great Wall. Despite faring well in Korea and Japan, Star Wars never had a chance in China due to the ban.
>Almost all box office economists have predicted it will definitely break the opening weekend record, make roughly $209m domesticate on opening.
>theaters planning 24 hour weekends, early release parties, special viewing times at odd hours just for The Force Awakens.
>Disney has contracted to rent out every single IMAX theater in America, first contract of its kind.
>Star Wars succeeded in the 70s by appealing to an audience that had just left the Vietnam War and wanted something to believe in. Episode VII appeals to a more global audience that has gone to war with terrorists and extremists for the last decade, and will recognize many of the fundamentalists evils that plague society (ISIS, Jihadists) represented allegorically through The First Order and The Knights of Ren.
>>63787337
Forgot image because im shaking too much
>>63787337
>>63787344
Feel ill at the amounts placed.
these odds are fuckin MINT
>>63787337
thanks soccerway
>>63787337
>£133 max stake
zzzz
Absolute TEARS if you didn't bet at least o4.5 here
>>63787458
can't you just keep rebacking it?
>>63787462
>aftertiming
read the bottom 2 lines of >>63782350
City U19s DC @1.9
s h a k i n g
>>63787408
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HeB9nQpTKk
is bet365 not working for anyone else? This is all I get when I go on it and nothing happens when i try to log in
James Mckeown
2 mins · Tipster
Rapallobogliasco +0.5 asian away to US Sestri levante - In-play on Bet365 - On more bookies also - Medium @ 1.8
Both teams making changes from their regular side but Rapallobogliasco look the far far better team here.
48-8 up on DA's
>>63787547
Do you have a proxy on? If I forget to disable my proxy after Netflix or whatever, my Bet365 is really unresponsive
>>63787566
Nope, tried it on a different browser too and same thing. Can get the home screen up on my phone but the in-play page just keeps loading
Why are halal madrid barely the favorite today (at evens compared to 1.2 last time) vs some ukranian team? Are they going to not try as hard as the first meeting because their spot has been clinched or has penaldo been exposed as a babby who needs his own stadium?
>>63787594
Because the team are struggling
>>63787594
Bookies clueless.
>>63787547
i think thats a flash player issue m7 but dont quote me
>>63787594
Altitude
>Bet365 freezing forcing me to miss psv
>>63787536
pmsl
>>63787536
Tears
>>63787594
coming off 0-4 they will want to play well, they can still clinch the group, and its fucking shakhtar
large stake
*laughs*
Mackers?
S M A C K E R S
M
A
C
K
E
R
S
MACKER THE BOOKIE SMACKER
Dread to think how many millions Macker's will be up by the end of the year.
>>63787559
pls no bully but i cant find this account
is it private or something?
i know he's a meme here but im still interested in seeing his successes and failures
Luxton aftertiming again
>>63787775
It's a paid group
>>63787782
u w0t
how much?
>>63787796
£25 a month
/james.mckeown.94?fref=nf
real quick
15:40 Lingfield - Colorada @10
16:45 Kempton - Fern Owl @5.3 (on this as well as Flatanon’s horse, both have value imo)
15:10 Lingfield - Mfiftythreedotcom @12
15:00 Wetherby - Pistol @12
can somebody here explain to me the difference between AH @ 0.0 and a DNB?
If you stake Barca 0.0 and they lose, you lose. If they draw, you get your money back, and if they win you win. Isn't that a DNB?
How many bongs until flatanon's horses? Stuck in class
>>63787846
45 bings
>>63787829
they're the same
>>63787846
One bong 42 bings
>>63787866
a-am I seeing a new Rossy here?
>>63787872
>being this NEW
It's one of the most common
>>63787872
Its the sequel to this rossy
>>63787865
so then why are the odds better on AH?
What should I expect to go wrong here?
>>63787875
Not new at all lid. The one with the pout is the common one
>>63787893
Everything desu
>>63787893
everything?
>>63787893
Atletico
>>63787909
T I G E R
Whats gud
>>63787885
the bookies love being absolute banter merchants
>>63787941
Been really busy working on my senior design project and haven't even been able to lurk. Did I miss anything good?
>>63787967
Depends on how long you've been gone
Benfica
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How much would you be willing to pay to see Rossy give Euan a good beating?
>>63787972
>forgetting my trip
Probably about 3 weeks.
>>63787978
>How much would you be willing to pay to see Rossy give Euan a good beating?
medium stake at least. night go large if feeling a bit cheeky
Special staking Russia Women to win as they're about to do it for the pilots
Astana surreal
>>63788008
>15 shots, 2 on
at least turkey can hit its target
>>63788002
Some decent tips
>>63787909
>>63787912
>>63787915
hopefully zlatan doesn't throw his old team the game and mercilessly pummels them as a sign of good faith
now to sleep when it's 5 AM and wake up in 6 hours to see if people will reply with TEARS to my post
>>63788002
You've missed me winning ludicrously disgusting amounts on U20 slags and making a mockery of all the so-called shrewdies in Asia
>>63788075
godspeed anon
the fix will be on
>>63787653
>didn't reback
Aids
Less than an hour until Flatanon
>>63786486
At least it was quick
shaking got so much on these flatanon tips
went house seeing today and put down the deposit with the winnings
>>63788195
post pics
need flatanon to come through or I'll be spending thanksgiving in the dumpsters again
>>63788204
don't be jealous
>Because of the diplomatic crisis that emerged yesterday when a Russian jet and later a rescue-helicopter were shot down in Turkey, the Russian Football Union has encouraged Russian clubs to cancel their training camps in Turkey for the upcoming winter break.
Was almost sick reading this
>>63788250
World War 3 to start before 2017 is a special stake to be honest
Anyone one benefica comeback
>>63788240
>didn't get on TGC at 7.50
utter. it's 4.50 now though
>>63788268
was thinking this, not sure how to feel
>>63788268
like air
>>63788268
on -0.75
>>63788269
i was too busy having sex
>>63788286
I enjoyed that babe, same time tomorrow? xx
>>63788286
>tfw losing desire to smash gf, wanting random hookups again
wat do
>>63787822
Pistol, Colorade and Mfiftythreedotcom lost. No worries, since they were all long odds, but a win would be nice soon since that makes it 9 bets without a hit. Still up a cunt or two over the last 7 days, of course
good luck for flatanon's horses, lads
>>63788293
LONDON?
>>63788304
ask for anal and then break up with her after
>>63788315
>No worries, since they were
>worries, since
>,
REEEEEEEEEE
>>63788233
You'll be able to buy that Dunkin Donuts franchise m8
ALL THAT PSV VALUE
>>63788304
Find out your fetish and have her do it to you.
>>63788351
Sex shops don't sell flatanon tip costumes
>>63788337
Underpriced to be honest should be 100/1 to be honest because United are gonna wipe the floor with them to be honest to be honest
>>63788379
>STRUGGLE AGAINST WATFORD
>GOING TO WIPE THE FLOOR WITH PSV
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHA
PSV BEAT THEM LAST TIME
>>63788379
>scrape watford through OG
>have a meme defence
>psv beat wolfsburg 2-0 last cl game
m8 pls
>>63788398
>>63788402
>should be 100/1
That didn't tell you he was probably being facetious?
>>63788398
They lost because they were shook by what happened to Shaw and couldnt focus.
The Watford result is pretty irrelevant as Martial wasnt playing.
>>63788416
>YOU
>YOU
>YOU
>>63788398
>>63788402
>Martial, Rooney and Fellaini back in the squad
>implicating PSV can get it done on a cold Wednesday night in Manchester
Gonna go get some bread for the Flatanon tip, brb lads.
The autism over PSV/Man U in this thread is surreal. Might just stay away on this one.
>The Gay Cavalier now at @4.50 from @8.00
Fucking pre-stakers, not waiting for in-play
>>63788441
>getting mad at pre-stakers on horses
idiot
need benfica goal like A I R
>>63788441
This desu. Not all got bubblegums, what channel is race on btw?
>>63788452
Please jump off a bridge you obvious slug
O X Y G E N
>>63788452
Smart money is on Pink Ribbon lad but Dubawi Light should romp it.
Just realised something that may have been obvious.
betfair sportsbook has Enzo Maccarinelli @ 2.3 to beat RJJ, I have the fight pretty much down the line.
>>63788334
but there's nothing wrong with that comma usage
>>63788482
You watching I'm a Celeb lid?
>>63788459
Breathe
>>63788459
Need another
>>63788484
it caused me to pause twice when reading
it triggered me
>>63788479
>may have been obvious
Remind me what the painting is called and what the film that popularised that mask is called
>>63788496
Not really
>>63788509
>>63788498
>not getting on o3.5 in case benfica conceded like i did
plebs
>>63788514
I know. Still, I don't think it's an obvious connection.
*laughs*
Flatanon?
5 BONGS UNTIL FLATANON'S FIRST TIP GETS UNDERWAY
>>63788563
bings you tool
>>63788563
I MEANT BINGS, MISTYPED BECAUSE I'M SHAKING SO MUCH
Large staking Tabani Spartacus U19 -0.25, whole team are regulars for a decent senior side
>>63788575
HUP
>>63788514
>Edvard Munch's Space Invader
>Mackers
I don't get it
>That horse chimping out
LARGE TABLA
>>63788334
comma splices are acceptable in idioms imo
Also looking forward to this race, hyp
SHAKING
need race stream like air
literally already lost
DOWN UNREAL
it's over
Pmsl lost already
Down a cunt
OMFG
UNFUCKING REAL
FLATANON UTTERLY FUCKING SURREAL JESUS
>>63788644
>>63788645
>>63788650
>>63788651
>Doubting Flatanon
KEKEKEKEKEK GAY
DOUBTERS BTFO
UNREAL
oh my...
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>63788643
>>63788644
>>63788645
>>63788650
>>63788651
LOL
>ever in doubt
:^)
SURREAL
UP BRAINS
FLATANON SURREAL
WINRAR
F L A T A N O N
L
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SHAKING. SWEATING. HOW. JUST HOW.
wtf is happening in the race? currently standing next the shelf I'm stacking in Tesco and just checking this thread
>tfw I doubted
>>63787822
get btfo Fern Owl
thanks for showing me up Flatanon, up again
that run. was watching him just pick up speed in the final furlong. was BEGGING for top 3 and he blew them out
TYBFLATANON
>>63788696
Thanks pal. Embarrassed to say I had this written off.
>>63788694
the horse had a bad start and was right at the back but stormed all the way to the front near the end and won
Absolutely shaking.
Unreal.
If the 2nd one wins I am gonna retire at age 23.
>>63788694
we won
>>63788644
>Y
>O
>U
Snapped at my mum after that start. Off to apologise lids.
>>63788696
I love you so much (no homo)
>>63788336
will be naming a donut for flatanon
>>63788694
>implying youre allowed your phone on the shop floor
Shaking so much, if the next one wins I'll finally be a student mong with a 4 digit roll instead of a 3 digit roll
>>63788696
>>63788709
>>63788714
THANKS UAC
>tfw I smashed the cash out but Jew365 suspended it because it got out slow
kek
>>63788724
>he worked so hard at a minimum wage job
>he thought management cared more about hard work instead of who was the best bro
street smrts m8
>>63788730
zzzzz go be a bore in PGA
Called my mum a scruffy meff after the tez start, booking her a holiday as we speak
kek
Flatanon so incredibly based
Literally won back all losses from the past month in the last 2 days.
UNREAL
I CAN NOT BE STOPPED NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA
What a ride by Flatanon, how did he get the horse to go from last to first????
>>63788741
*laughs*
PGA?
PGA ISN'T my home brother
>>63788757
NEED @upacunt to give him some shit
Penny punter here. What do?
>tfw missed the race
god damn it there was a big queue when buying bread
glad it won though
>>63788773
He just rocketed on the inside to the front in the last 5 seconds.
>>63788782
>god damn it there was a big queue when buying bread
Are you in Soviet Russia?
>>63788780
Let it run you sissy
>>63788780
>tfw have the same double but staked a lot more
>>63788780
Let it run lid
>>63788780
Kill yourself
He missed the kick, completely, not always a bad thing and he has run well from the back before. However the pace didn't appear overly strong as Time Square wasn't pestered too much up front so to make up that amount of ground was stunning. Won off 80 in Feb though so he was probably just a very well handicapped horse if putting his best hoof forward - which he did, eventually.
Let's hope Intransigent can bring up the double.
Imagine winning 4 figures on an animal. Literally feels surreal.
>>63788780
>not doing large singles and cheeky doubles
i'd be worried desu
>>63788835
GOD
>>63788835
>tfw didn't get on the double
I really do hope that it comes through but I'll still be very jealous of all the anons that got on if it does win
>>63788850
>not doing large singles and large doubles
>doubting based flatanon
>>63787337
This is actually a special stake.
>>63788575
3333333333333
I'm no flatanon but hope you lids got on
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mGBaXPlri8
>>63787344
what site is that?
>Cringe
>>63788911
William Hill
>>63788575
Good bet, missed it in all the excitement of Flatanons race though.
>>63788812
How much did you stake?
