Will the Warriors set the NBA record for starting a season 16-0? Or will Kobe Bean Bryant troll them out of the glory? The time to find out is in about 40 bings.
nervous as fuck lads
Dubs fans give me your strength!
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BIGGER UPSET THAN ROUSEY HOLMS COMING UP LADS
>Kobe has earned the right to shoot all he wants
thanks byron
Wonder what memes Chuck will spout for this one? Gotta love him though, whata lad.
Leave the warriors to me.
>tfw nobody cares about the celtics
>>63782073
>game starts at 9:30
> I was really hoping to get 8 hours tonight
G O L A K E R S
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I hate the lakers and have nothing against the warriors. With that said I want the lakers to beat the warriors by a buzzer beater
>>63782287
i'll be getting 3 hours tops senpai
we out here
Who's /RBLjustfortoday/ here?
>>63782319
Fuck that i hope kobe literally catches curry by himself in the locker room and rapes him at half time
>>63782073
1) Lakers are shit
2) /nba/ is shit
3) Warriors are meme but the other two cancel this out
Warriors deserve to shit all over /nba/ and its garbage "fans"
>starts at 11:30 here
who /eastcoast/ here?
Bold Prediction:
Kobe turns back time and destroys the Warriors defense by dropping a nice season high 62, with a fading three off the backboard as the buzzer sounds. Kobe is now limping from exhaustion as D'angelo, Randle, and Clarkson help him walk back to the bench. Everyone on the bench is smiling and welcoming him back with open arms, especially Byron, as he pats himself on the back for a good coaching job.
The Lakers then walk back to their locker room away from the scoreboard showing the final score:
132-64 Warriors Win.
Dubs says kobe drop 81 on 'em
>>63782108
\0/
(hd) stream??
>>63782381
81 bricks amirite
>>63782381
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYT1
GAME TIME IN NORTHERN CALIFORNIA!
>>63782353
toppest of keks
>i'm too high
Who /almost morning/ here?
04:36 reporting in
Bay Area 16
Lakers 16
Discuss
>those Christmas jerseys
Based af. Damn they're clean
>>63782381
nooooo
>Warriors favored by 17
The betting is heavy on the Warriors. It started at 16.5.
Dubs confirm 15-1
Why is every single LA sports team better than every single Gay Area sports team?
NFL: Raiders > Whiners
NBA: Clippers/Lakers > Memeiors
MLB: Dodgers > Giants/A's
NHL: Kings > Sharks
NCAA: USC/UCLA > Stanford/Cal
Is Kobe playing today?
Z E R 0
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Are the Warriors E-Sports?
>>63782495
Except the Warriors are probably the best all around team to ever take the court tbqh. I couldn't imagine LA fags could cry anymore than they already do, but you're surprising me
The future is now
>>63782504
He warmed up 3 hours before the game
So he's already at his limit before the start
OUR PRESENT OUR FUTURE
Every Lakersbro is cool with the Warriors carrying the California torch for a few years. As long as it's not the Clippers. Keep the seat warm for when we're back on top soon.
>>63782515
Yes.
HIS PALMS ARE SWEATY
If I were a betting man, I'd put it ALL on Kobe winning this.
GSW don't have the fucking spine to do it. They'll crack. They were honestly lucky to not be swept by LeBron+second string scrubs in the finals. Those first 4 games were close as fuck, and LeBron+garbage still got 2 games from em.
Gobe is a fucking ASSASSIN. This game won't be close.
any good streams? I don't have TNT so it's blacked out on league pass (fucking jews).
handrewbrozel is maxed out his streams are packed not working for me.
>>63782519
2008 Lakers would beat the breaks off this warriors team.
>>63782543
Most Laker fans would rather watch a Spurs/Cavs finals for the next 10 years.
>>63782533
I'm wearing that shirt right now actually
lol
http://nba.nbcsports.com/2015/11/24/warriors-interim-coach-luke-waltons-car-stolen/?ocid=Yahoo&partner=ya5nbcs
>>63782381
oh my god
>last digits are 81
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>63782543
Reminder that Klay Thompson has Laker blood coursing through his veins.
>>63782551
you'd be a fucking idiot
kobe is done man
his body physically isn't capable of playing at a high level any more
Mitch better be wining and dining Luke after the game
>tfw the lakers win tonight
BIG NIGHT FOR STEPH, RBL + CURRY IS READY TO SHOW OUT
who getting ethereal tonight
gonna ascend for the third time today senpai
>>63782551
>GSW don't have the fucking spine to do it. They'll crack.
kek
DUBS AND LAKERS WIN
>curryfags think that curry can get past R, B and L
we softened them up for you, lakerbros
>Hibert starting
>Kobe starting
This game going to be unwatchable after the 1st quarter.
This feels like a Lakers home game lol
it begins
>already down 3
fucking hell
>Kobe
SHOT QUALITY: C-
>>63782583
I bet her feet smell heavenly
First to 100 wins
Who ya got? Kek.
>airball
Lakers future just stumbled!! Lol
>>63782595
I'm ethereal af senpai
>0-2
someone got a webm of that curry move upcourt right?
>curry goes behind the back
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>curry shoots a three
AOAOOOOSDAGODSHASSJAOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!
>it bricks
jokeland is full of casuals. this crowd is embarrassing.
>this crowd
scared to be h
>1st shot is a GSW 3 pointer
>lackers bricking
it's already ogre
>>63782381
lmao
LMAO at Clarkson
WE SCORED
WE SCORED
WE SCORED
WE SCORED
WE SCORED
TIED GAME
>clarkson ded
lmao hibbert is garbo
>curry is 6' 3'
>literally my height
>looks like a fucking giga manlet on court
>Hibbert
>POST YFW KOBE AND THE LAKE SHOW PULL OFF THE MIRACULOUS UPSET
>>63782676
he's not 6'3" he's listed at 6'3"
there is a difference
fucking curry
Why is Hibbert still playing in this league?
CURRRRRRRRRY CHICKEN
God I can't fucking stand the crowd. Whenever Curry gets the fucking ball near the 3 pt line everyone in the crowd seems to collectively bust a load in their pants. Kill yourselves.
>>63782676
Yeah he's not really 6'3"
Like >>63782685 said
SPLASH!!!!!!!!!!!
G-Guys, is kobe okey?
HARRISON BARNES FUCK MY GF PLEASEEEE I BEG U
>Kobe about to die
>LeBron isn't even the best player anymore
hold me
>>63782697
You don't like hype?
RUSSELL IS SHIT
Klay has jitters
>TO
>TO again
Here we go
I'm surprised the Lakers arent leading rn with all these missed warriors shots
>all these Klay bricks
is klay elite?
thompson a poop!
>>63782708
Hes old
>>63782714
yes he is, who else is? Iguodala? Because im pretty sure indian food 3 point man didnt get FMVP.
>>63782685
>>63782704
he's still at least 6 feet tall and looks like a child next to these genetically engineered super nigs
>>63782719
funny meme frend
bandwagon crowd cheering like the lelkers are good or somethin.
>lelkers
>defending the 3
choose 1
Dat pass goddam
>>63782349
Atlanta m8
BLACK FALCON SHITTING ON THESE NIGGAS!
>>63782732
All the Warriors are to be honest family
oh shit
3s everywhere
"GUYS, YOU NEED TO MAN UP"
"PLAY HARDER"
"I WANT YOU OUT OF MY FOXHOLE"
i want Barnes to go to the Lakers to take up Kobr's mantle.
its all ogre. Klay can literally have 0 points and the will still win. When both curry and klay are on fire though it is a guaranteed 15 minimum pt win.
HARRISON BARNES PLEASE HAVE YOUR WAY WITH THE LOVE OF MY LIFE
Klay doin his kobe impression
Russell can play.
Kobe pls just stop playing already. You've done enough.
>>63782747
>lelkers
>defending
Ftfy
>>63782741
Very true, but Isaiah Thomas is like 5'9" and he's doing alright
>>63782756
any RBL bros got a good HD stream?
russell will outplay curry
I'M SO SORRY
>>63782778
I"m listening to the game on the radio because reasons
>>63782778
>>63782778
>>63782778
http://freecast.in/ca2.html
>The Michael Jordan of the Virtual Hardwood
wut?
Is 2k16 any good?
>gs bench vs lakers "bench"
kek
is it that hard to block those shots? jump goddammit!
how many black dick has kristen ledlow taken, bros?
Kristen Ledlow mmm
>unironically being a bandwagon """"fan""""
WHY DID I LET /SP/ CONVINCE ME THAT RUSSELL WAS GOOD
>>63782779
Are they Asian or Mexican? Either way ain't white ain't right
>>63782792
it's the best basketball simulator out there
>>63782790
>http://freecast.in/ca2.html
Merci l'ami.
Is Luke Walton a coaching god?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
RBL+CURRY IS UNSTOPPABLE
>>63782790
thanks family
>>63782792
nope
>>63782685
he's around 6'1.5" barefoot, met him a couple of months ago, we were exactly the same height
So, who /a/ here?
>>63782791
It's like Skyrim with basketballs!
>>63782794
Kobe literally has no knees anymore. His ligaments must be as thick as a rubber band.
>>63782792
It's the best basketball game ever made. Not without its problems though
Lelkers gunna get less than 10 pts in the first
>>63782816
>>63782816
fuck curr/y/
>russell playing well, klay can't hit shit
>take russell out and put in lou and bass at center
byron is the worst coach
>kobr
Bryant airball. PAHAHAHAH
>>63782816
w/a/rriors or l/a/kers ?
>>63782816
im a triple s class weeb
Oh god, no, Kobe. Not on national tv.
o my lel
kobr
>>63782816
Reporting!
Why are Kobe Bryant and Peyton Manning still playing?
>The City
What do they mean by this? The warriors are named after a state....
this is just sad lel
>>63782816
reportin
>>63782845
Dem giant pointy tits
>>63782845
>>63782831
>>63782827
>>63782816
Is this the new mental illness?
>>63782816
/sp/a/rtan checking in boku no tomadatchi
save_us.swaggy
gg Lakers
Thanks for the record.
:^)
>>63782802
asian masterrrace
>>63782855
The City of Greenbay retard
seems like every time i watch a GSW game they are wearing a jersey that looks like their opponents. iirc that nets game they were wearing black jerseys and nets wearing white. is this a tactic they have to trick opponents?
>>63782790
thanks senpai
>>63782839
W/a/rriors of course.
The lakers might literally not score again this quarter
>>63782816
W/a/rriors represent.
FIRE BYRON!
>>63782878
The lakers might literally not score again this game
>>63782855
It's state as in situation or position you moron
9-25 in the first....fuck..
also
why do anime gooks love basketball? isnt there an anime you can watch that'll satisfy your need?
Why is Clarkson waving everyone away like he can score ISO on Draymond Green.....????
I'm out of here, this is just...
Should've gone to bed earlier.
No matter what
Lakers 16
Bay Area 16
=)
>doubters
holy shit lakeres look like a fuken joke
I don't like the memeiors but if you don't think they're on a completely other level than any other current nba team, you are mistaken.
>lelkers
Christ, why don't they pick up a real coach like Thibs, Brooks, or McHale.
It's not even that the Lakers are bad
The offense is fucking terrible. I mean they just stand there. So bad. How can management stand with the fuck Byron anymore. He's garbage. Not even a Lakers fan but every game I've watched this season they've been terrible
If thompson hadn't missed all those easy shots the Warriors would have 30 right now. Are the Warriors gonna win by 50 again?
>>63782905
Slam Dunk literally popularized basketball in moonland
When the weabs come rolling through you know it's time to leave.
>curry sit the second halve
Scoring average goes down.
What are the Lelkers even doing?
>tfw it looks like they're not even trying
Or are they just that bad?
>>63782880
Warriors fags are just bandwagon glory seekers. Stay wet behind the ears mofos.
>>63782905
yeah..but the season is over right now. This is pretty much Kuroko no Basket at this point anyway.
>>63782880
I hate curry but this shits dope
25-9.
25-9.
So let me get this straight, the only thing standing between the Warriors and nba history is a high school team in lakers jerseys chaperoning a geriatric man?
>>63782908
>>63782916
casuals detected
i keep thinking the lakers are good, but then when they play its shit. been like this for like 5 years
i have a sore throat....
but i honestly believe the lakers will win. you heard it here first.
So if the Lakers play bad enough they get a shot at a lottery pick right?
>>63782816
fucking pedo.
I hope you will die in pain soon
>literally
>unironically
>16-0
>82-0 eventually
>best team ever
>quintuplepeat
>>63782905
The manga and anime ended.
>>63782905
Yao Ming
>>63782921
>How can management stand with the fuck Byron anymore?
He's the tank commander.
There is no need to panic. Kobe is just charging his power level.
>>63782938
It's the reputation.
>>63782905
Yes, SlamDunk!
Pretty much a redhead Metta World Peace in his first team
>Lakers
>>63782921
laker management is tanking for dat #1 pick because kobr makes it impossible for them to build by trades
>Lakers D as imaginary as anons waifu fa m
>>63782929
>>63782941
>0-5
>30-12
>30-12
>30-12
>30-12
>30-12
Game over :^)
>>63782929
t. Lifelong Lakers fan
>>63782855
Historically they've been in like 3 different cities including Philly. The city moniker started when they first came to sf.
>>63782959
cute waifu, family
>>63782959
>mental illness detected.
nice "parity" you got there americans
>>>>>>>>>>11(eleven) points
>curry airball 3
>>63782959
What is wrong with you?
How old are you creep?
How much do you weight?
>30-12
>>63782964
>12
sadly you are mistaken its only 11
>byron scott in charge of creating offensive plays
>30-11
>Klay 0-7
>still lead by 19
Jesus Christ
>>63782959
i like you peru, keep doing what you're doing
>Creed
Gonna tank. Calling it.
>>63782978
>7-1
Why so many meme threes
Is there anyone sane that would want to coach this dumpster fire known as the Los Angeles Lakers?
>>63782981
Trips
27
75 kg
>30-11
>people still hate on talent
>k-k-k-kobe is gonna return for 1 game to stop history!
>0 shots made and on pace to lose 120 to 44
lel, how is he gonna return without fisher to elevate him
>>63783000
Checked
>>63782996
cause they win championships
Fire Scott pls
Lakers are still alive guys. There's still a lot of basketball left. I can see them turning it around and cutting the lead to single digits by the half. Kobe had more heart in his pinky than all these warrior players have combined.
>>63782951
He's more of a Dennis Rodman, but I wouldn't blame you. Metta World Peace based his game on Dennis Rodman afterall.
harry i know ur in this thread posting anime u fuck
>>63782998
i would coach them into the worst record in nba history
but then again i hate the lakers
>>63782978
Damn she cute. Almost Kobe Bryant cute
>>63783000
>Trips
Dogmeat>Elizabeth
>30-11
>>63783000
ohhhhhhh
>>63783014
>Kobe had more heart in his pinky than all these warrior players have combined.
>had
This isn't 2008.
>>63783000
You are 27 and still watching girly cartoons? Are you fucking kidding me?
Someone at work said the Warriors are trying to hard to get the record instead of resting their guys to make sure they can make it through the season.
Are they right?
>Lakers getting BTFO
>my uni getting BTFO by Kansas
Life is suffering
>>63782991
Thanks.
>>63783011
Now that's a moe webm.
>>63783014
lol okay man
Lakers 16
Bay Area 16