>Whose life would you rather have?
Brady is more alpha
brady because he's white
Tom is better looking and white.
Curry will never have to deal with a life of head injury-related ailments.
Money-wise who knows how they'll be in 20 years.
Probably Tom because white folk have it easy.
>>63781557
I'll take Brady. I aint even white. Dude is just sexy and rich.
>>63781557
Why isn't Dez Bryant an option bruh???
>>63781573
curry is whiter than brady
can i be messi ?
Brady
>multiple titles
>Gisele
>mad mad mad cash; and a wife who has more
>GOAT
neither, they're both married. I'd rather commit sudoku than ever get married
tom is better looking and taller, maybe richer
curry's wife is way hotter
probably tom
The white guy's
>>63781719
so curry
>>63781557
The one that wont retire with brain damage. So brady.
> having to have Dell Curry always up your ass about how he could beat you 1-on-1 in his prime.
I'll take the Gisele puss lad
>>63781746
ill take the white guy with white people hair
>>63781697
>tom brady
>better looking
he looks like a generic white boy. Believe it or not buy women would rather have a guy with a baby face and curry's body than some generic white guy face and 30 year old's body
>>63781764
Lol? I can't stop hearing from my female friends who hate him that Brady is hot as fuck
Literally have nobody heard anyone call Curry anything other than pretty
>>63781770
really? most of my female friends (25-30 if it helps) think Brady is too generic/boring looking and curry is cute/handsome
brady is the goat of all goats. curry is just a great player
>>63781764
Literally lol
I have never heard anyone ever say that Curry was good looking.
>>63781557
Curry cuz im into incest
>>63781780
Yeah, college aged Jets and Giants fans who think he's a cheater would literally suck his dick on the spot where I go to school in PA
>>63781557
chef curry has a thicker wife.
giselle is overrated
The white man's
>>63781870
brehs I just realized something
steph's mom is hotter than gisele kek
>>63781780
You could look like a dirty mop and girls would still sleep with you if you had Brady's money/notoriety.
>>63781907
who started this meme that curry's mom is hot.
above average for a 50 year old - yes, but hot? She's a 6/10 where I'm from
>>63781642
>>63781737
'no'
>>63781986
yeah but gisele has a 5/10 face at best
>>63781907
Dont care that she's 50, would still.
>>63781986
>She's a 6/10 where I'm from
where you from f.am
>>63781764
Curry looks like a fucking ghoul with gapped front teeth to boot
brady, his wife makes more money than him... so he won't likely be taken to the cleaners in a divorce.
also: brady will be relevant in 10 years (at least in terms of GOAT status, on TV, etc.), curry probably won't be.
I think I'd pick the one with the easier life.
Curry has the easiest job ever all he does is jack up 3's.
Brady has the run one of the most complicated offenses of all time, know every play in the book, be able to think on his feet and break apart a defense on the spot, not to mention make perfect passes play after play in one of the hardest positions to play in any sport.
I think it's probably more stressful being Brady. Plus the media constantly calling you a cheater or choker I couldn't handle it.
Curry has an easier life so him
>>63781907
She's had black dick.
No thanks
>>63782057
She's retired. She used to make more money.
>>63782142
she made like 45 million dollars last year alone.
>>63781557
both
>>63782057
Curry and his wife literally met in Jr. High Sunday school
Odds on there divorce are basically zero
>>63781764
haha, you're an idiot and a shit troll
Curry's wife is hotter and seems cooler and all I have to do all day is chuck threes
brady's no doubt
currys wife though
>>63781664
If you want high functioning autism, would rather be Ronaldo or Neymar t b h
>>63781557
Steph Curry cause more global recognition. Also cause his wife is thick af while Gisele is a toothpick
>>63781557
Brady, duh.
>>63781573
Also this.
>>63784695
is it weird that I follow her but not Steph?
If Steph were to slip up, I would be more than glad to father his kids and make dubsmash videos with that qt3.14
Brady cause he is white
Steph Curry just so I could fuck my own mom
>>63781697
>>63781764
>>63782046
>>63784658
>Men loving men the thread
Do people really think gisele is attractive? I mean, sure, she's regular person attractive, but she's really nothing special for an athlete
One of the ugliest WAGs tbhfam
>who knows how many head injuries
>have to be married to ugly ass gisele
curry
>>63781557
Suicide.
>>63782125
>I'm insecure
Funny story about a very insecure little wigger buddy of mine.
>Acts blacker than black
>Says nigga
>Takes part in all of urban culture, mostly black friends
>Girl tells me at a party he actually had the audacity to ask her if she had been with a black guy
>frogabouttoburstourlaughing.jpg
>Year later
>Get in to a very opportune degenerate train bang with said wigger and a solid 9/10 gal
>Whips out his weenie
>4 inches maximum
>They both call me the white hammer (how awkward)
>I bang girl slow, she loves it, almost dying it seems
>He over compensates by very violent unpleasant thrusting
>Top kek
Don't be that guy anon, don't be that guy.
this is basically admin if you're low test or high test
curry's joocy girl beats Brady's twig
>>63781573
/thread
>Curry
>named after disgusting food, also can be confused with Stephanie
>confusing heritage
>from Ohio
>1 ring
>1 mvp
>apehoop player
>works his ass off to play multiple times a week, shortening his life
>cant produce and heir
>will be forgotten a few years after retirement
>will be bankrupt once he retires and his gold digging wife takes everything from him
>dome babby
>Brady
>classic, beautiful name
>model good looks
>doesnt sound like an ape when he opens his mouth
>from Cali
>4 rings
>2 mvps
>career is forever a feel good story of the underrated guy proving everyone wrong
>first ballot Hall of Famer
>born leader
>constantly praised
>aged like fine wine
>white as snow
>plays once a week, only has to keep himself in shape in his downtime
>perfect family
>most famous player in his sport, known nation wide
>still playing great and a strong candidate for GOAT in his position
>will kill your hopes and dreams in wind or dome
gee, i wonder
>>63781557
Curry is a meme.
>>63788820
This. Also, 63788888.
>>63788280
Fabulous story, mudsharks still belong in the gas chamber
>>63788447
I think that being 1/8th black is better than being a gypsy speaking slavic language in denial.
>WE WERE ROMANZ IN ROME AND SHIT
>>63788282
> that shit
> Joocy
no how i no you white?
Steph so I could have sex with his mom and wife
>>63781557
Brady. He's white.
>>63781557
>both rich
>attractive white man
>ugly spook
Tough choice
Brady cause that genetics
>>63781691
>fat fedora tipper
Can't even hide it well
>>63781557
Curry so I could grow up sucking on her tits
The one who isn't a kek
>>63781557
Curry is a mixed race nigger so Brady.
>>63781557
Curry is still in his 20s, Brady is almost 40. So Curry, obviously.
>>63781557
Not the cheater.
Brady without a doubt but I'd have to sump Gisele because the man face makes my dick soft.
>>63781907
She is the ultimate GILF
>>63782057
>Curry won't be relevant in 10 years
>recordmaking 16-0 start
>on track to have the all-time highest scoring season of any single player
>high likelihood of leading his team to (at least) a 73-9 record
>and the 2nd of many titles
It's like we're in 1992 and you're trying to tell me Jordan won't be remembered in 10 years.
>>63781557
The white one
>>63781557
Brett Farve
Curry could go 11-5 as the Patriot's starting QB, but I don't think Brady could win 15 games total in Curry's place on the Warriors, much less in a row.
>>63782125
She is black, dude
