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>Play called "safety"
>Position called "safety"
*fart*
"safety"
>runningback
>runs forward
>position called keeper
>player has to quickly get rid of the ball
>Small Forward
>Isn't small
>position called "Free Safety"
>you still have to pay him
>tackle
>he's not supposed to tackle anyone
>Tight end
>Has prolapse
>short stop
>all lanklets
>ace
>score 15 points
>center
>basketball and football
>>63781407
And hockey
>wide reciever
>among the thinnest guys on the team
>>63781407
>>63781463
And Rugby
>>63781407
tbf he is the literal center of the offensive line
>goaltender
>leaves repairing the goal to others
>first baseman
>never frenched a grill
>>63781136
heh...heh heh aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!
>position called shortstop
>most shortstops are over 5'9"
>>63781326
At least we can count on the sp janitor.
>hedoesit4free
>Linebacker
>He stands behind the defensive linemens
>cornerback
>hardly is ever in any corner of the field.
>Quarterback
>Isn't a quarter of a person
>>63781384
pretty sure shortstops (and second basemen) are under 6' on average
>nickelback
>not a horrible band
>>63782001
>half back
>not 5/8ths back
>is a defender
>job consists of offending the other team
>>63781915
Because he's at the back of the line asshat
>quarterback sneak
>runs as fast and hard as possible
>fly half
>can't fly, is a human
>strike in bowling
>hit everything
>strike in baseball
>hit nothing
>>63782001
>>63782872
>quarterback
>halfback
>fullback
>no eighthback or thirdback fucking anywhere
>>63781130
This has always pissed me off about handegg where they use the same word to describe multiple things
Like when they say "pick" and could mean draft pick, an interception or who they're picking to win this week
How long until hiro sends handegg to >>>asp ??
>>63781130
>Wall near San Diego
>No Wall in Texas
>>63783824
Don't forget the pick play.
>>63781136
Doorknob
>>63783824
>what is context
>>63783824
those different meanings are used in entirely different contexts. are you fucking retarded?
>>63781130
>football
>actually hand egg
>goalkeeper
>doesn't take the goal home with him after the match
> nose tackle
> doesn't tackle with nose
>>63784444
nice digits m8
>coach
>Isn't a bus
>quarterback
>isn't a vending machine
>>63784884
>The Bus
>isn't a coach
>quarter back
>half back
>full back
>the full back is between the quarter and the half
riddle me this amerifatisburgerstanians
>>63782872
Oh you.
>special forces
>they dont fight isssis
>tight end
>most of them have flabby asses
>moose
>is a human
>>63783824
you must be literally retarded not to differentiate between a draft pick and an INT based on context. And I don't mean retarded like people call each other on the internet, I mean like an actual mental retardation.
>Shooting Guard
>Doesnt guard the shooting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oP4eXW9y7g
>>63784282
In my view, /sp/ is for discussing televised sports and /asp/ is more for discussing sports that you participate in yourself
also, RARE
>>63784395
>football
>the ball is 1 (one) foot long
>forward
>no girlfriend
>return specialists
>hardly ever return to the same team
>night watchmen
>doesn't stay on the pitch after a test day to ensure no one steals the wicket.
>player hits a ball out of the park; a 'home run'
>proceeds to run around the bases far more slowly than he would have if the ball had stayed inside the park
>>63784939
You ever heard of Jose Mourinho?
>right wing
>can't fly
>>63784770
>nose tackle
>isn't Jewish
Why
>>63781130
See everyone we care about safety we even used the term twice. Now get back on the field so you can die by 50.
>>63783678
Underrated based post.
>>63781378
Top kek
>Fly route
>Is running
>Striker strikes the ball into the goal for a goal
>power forward
>they all stand 20 feet from the basket these days and just take jump shots
>not calling positions by numbers
>a one-base hit is called a single
>a two-base hit is called a double
>a three-base hit is called a triple
>a four-base hit is NOT called a quadruple
>>63787611
how's it called, homerun?
>>63787644
Because you run to 'home' base.
>>63787673
You what? I didn't ask "why"
>>63787499
>false 9
>deep-laying 10
>sweeping 4
>tall 11
S E M E N
S L U R P I N G
S P O R T
>>63787673
>no one lives inside the ball park
>>63787688
>>sweeping 4
>>tall 11
These don't make any sense, the other 2 are correct
>>63787688
>11s
>tall
>>63787695
>false 9
>correct
>>63787719
What's wrong with it?
>>63782001
>Hike!
>They don't
>>63785258
>Canadian Armed Forces
>unarmed and get shot by terrorists at home
>don't use force against terrorists overseas
>>63788968
>thinking canadian armed forces is not a ruse on americans
>>63787932
That Peru flag is dank
>point guard
>only scores points
>>63787673
Why when the visitor hits it out of the park is still called "home" run then? shouldn't be called "visitor" run?
>color broadcaster
>it's Bob Costas
>>63787694
>yfw its called that because the base is shaped like a house
>special teams
>not retarded
