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Swede calling his mum sub edition
did you accidently just namefag instead of putting in a proper thread title?
Jesus christ, england
>>63772294
>England
>>63772294
United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
official thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGY9kzy0zVE
>>63772337
I know what the flag stands for but let's be real, nobodY from north ireland, wales, or scotland has enough money to /bet/
Watching classic Poker After Dark episodes on jewtube sub-edition.
I propose that we use a new scale to measure how much we are up today and it will be based on the proportion of coke in a glass.
Overflowing pint of coke = UAFC
Regular pint = UAC
3/4 pint = Dece day
Half pint = Euan tier (decent for a penny punter but no profits in Asia)
1/4 pint = DAC
No coke = DAFC/Blown your roll
memes
>>63772379
I don't even know how to play poker but that show is so comfy to watch.
>>63772382
Lines of coke = up a special
>>63772374
Rude
>>63772382
I propose No coke = DAFC but Blown your roll = Sucking off dogs for a can of coke
>>63772382
Too much to remember for me
James Mckeown
2 mins
I'm on u3.5 in BATE small, Lever struggle to score against deep sitting teams and BATE will just defend from now.
>tfw avoided Zenit because I thought they'd go easy mode after qualifying
>mackers has a new bookie that accepts EUR 37K bets
This could get tasty
>>63772628
What bookie?
>>63772695
Superlenny, they had Viktoria Koln on a -0.25
>>63772695
A bespoke bookie.
Mackers so shrewd
>>63772695
ga288.com
I swear to god, every single time a game I've bet on has a penalty given it always fucking misses what the fuck
>>63772190
Where is this on their site?
Zenit is THE bet today. TEARS if you didn't get on LOL
>>63772797
That was me. Received it via email, not sure if others got it
>>63772798
Porto is the bet
Got unbelievably sickening amounts of money resting on Ecuador U20 here, Bolivia are such a terrible team.
SUMS on Maccabi women -0.5 from 2-0 up. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
>>63772616
>tfw I bet on them without knowing they qualified
Ayy lmao, rate my bet.
Can't believe how much money I've topped up on Ecuador when there's kiddies starving in Syria and Liverpool.
>>63772890
It's BTTS in both matches btw.
Eye watering figures on Ecuador
>>63772890
No era bet mate. Kiev won't scare
>>63772890
gana para ser honesto /10
>>63772928
Can't take looking at rball got so much on. Might just take the dog out for a walk.
>>63772846
>mfw 3-0
what's the bet lads?
>>63772991
Bayern to win both halves @ 1.9
Topped up on Ecuador again
Imagine
MACKERS WANTS 12K ON ECUADOR WOMEN +1.5
>>63773024
Post slip and I will match your bet then post slip too.
>>63773035
but the line is -0.5
MACKERS WANTS FINNIE TO GET A BOOB JOB
Ecuador over evens HOLY FUCK
Why do people pretend to be on things they arent?
>>63773044
Because Judge
BRAIN UPGRADE
>back a team up on rball
>concede
>rball changes to favour the other them
Is there a worse meme?
>>63773066
>wah wah why aren't people betting on mainstream shit like the champions league
I would love to test your chin in real life, you scruffy little meff. I bet you're some weedy little shit who thinks he's proper hard when you're just a cockroach. I'm sorry that we aren't all part time penny punting slugs like yourself, maybe if you put as much time in to research as you did into being an obnoxious arsehole, you would actually be profitable.
>>63773066
Answers on a postcard to Lux.
ECUADOR
HUP HUP HUP HUP
UP UTTER SUMS
>>63773105
Please have sex.
>>63773123
followed you on ecuador @ 2.05.
thanks lid
>>63773127
Pmsl, someone wasn't on Ecuador.
>>63773123
how can you be up if the game isn't finished yet
0/-0.5 Ecuador@ 2.3... what am I missing?
>>63773123
Cheers m8, just got on in time.
>>63773137
It's first half asian
>>63773102
zzzzzz maybe you shouldn't be such an rball babby.
>>63773137
the bit that says "first half" up above it
>>63773135
Clueless. I know Ecuadorian female youth football mate and it's a case of done and dusted, there's no way back for Bolivia with this resolute centre back pairing.
>>63773170
>I know Ecuadorian female youth football
Why
>>63773161
>>63773147
fuck, almost topped up on it
>>63773189
Because I am a shrewd gentleman
>thought Viktoria would slow down
>>63773261
Not much of a 'friendly' hey lid.
>tfw on overs
>>63772972
>mfw 4-0
>>63773022
>Bayern to win both halves @ 1.9
what is made up lines for $500, alex?
>5 months until icelandic league cup starts
Why must we suffer
>>63773333
Idiot
>>63773333
I'll take that 500 by paypal thanks
>>63773261
THIS.
>team is up by 5+ at HT
>bet on them
>no 2nd half goals
>team is up by 5+ at HT
>dont bet
>they keep scoring second half
line for Ecuador has moved to 0.0/0.5... top up?
>>63773346
Literally need Iceland, Estonia & Finland leagues like AIR.
>>63773357
>>63773371
wow, euro bookies are fucking retarded... the best I can find is 1.34
>>63773402
are you sure that isnt HT/FT which is different.
>>63773402
That's because HT/FT isn't the same as to win both halves.
>>63773415
>are you sure that isnt HT/FT which is different.
it is, I'm a mongoloid
need another goal from viktoria like air
need chicharito to score like air
DIZZY at the maccabi + line
Topped up so much on Ecuador -0.25, I'm physically repulsed by the amounts that I'm staking when so many people are struggling on minimum wage at Tesco. It's even more sickening to know that I won't be donating any of my profits to charity even though I am about to be up mountains and mountains.
fucking viktoria scum fucking cunts
>>63773513
post slips to back up this big talk big boy
Pls score Valencia
>>63773528
>wah wah post slip
I wouldn't want to make you feel any more inferior than your plumbing apprenticeship already does.
>>63773418
>That's because HT/FT isn't the same as to win both halves.
what's the difference?
>>63773559
WIN BOTH HALVES
anyone planning to lump on great britian winning the davis cup on friday? got small odds (around 1.30) but imo there's no way EBAM can lose to goffin
>>63773559
For example, if it was 1-0 at HT and 2-0 at FT this would satisfy both, if it was 1-0 at HT and 2-1 at FT this would only win the HT/FT bet
>>63773559
HT/FT = 1-0 at HT 1-0 at FT bet wins
WBH = 1-0 at HT 1-0 at FT bet loses
>>63773568
>WIN BOTH HALVES
How is picking bayern to win 1st half, bayern to win 2nd half different from picking bayern to win both halves?
>>63773559
Think real hard
>>63773589
>>63773590
thanks lads
r8
>>63773705
free money
>>63773705
not placed/10
bookies love you/100
>>63773705
Place the bet then.
Mackoon on Sud America Reserves +0.5
>>63773705
Muggy
>>63773705
DONT DO IT
ARSENAL WILL NOT WIN TONIGHT
>>63773730
>bookies love you/100
why?
>>63773731
just getting some feedback first lad, chill
>>63773705
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HeB9nQpTKk
>>63773756
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HeB9nQpTKk
Weirdo
>>63773756
do the PGA rap now
>>63773778
this please
Consider Crewe to score O1.5 goals against Colchester tonight @3.25
Colchester's backline is weak and too young for League One, Kent and Olufemi playing tonight are 20 and 21 years old. Colchester are conceding on average 2.22 goals per match in the league so far. Would go for Colchester goals but Sordell is out and being replaced by Porter.
Crewe are awful but will be 'well up for it' after losing 5-1 to Peterborough.
It's soccerway-tier but still worth a go tbqh.
>>63773778
>>63773769
fuck off
how does the rap even go? what's the tune?
Imagine being as clueless an rball babby as Euan pmsl
Followed Euan's tip, feel physically sick right now
Imagine twitching the rball that is 3-1 down and not the one 8-0 up lmao
>>63773821
>>63773833
what did he tip? cba checking twitter every 2 mins for Euan tier bets
Literally lost 75% of my bankroll this week drunk betting.
The last 6 months have gone to complete waste.
>>63773853
Hapoel Petah Tikva Women +0.5
They're 3-1 down
Kempton 16:45
The Gay Cavalier
7/1 e/w
CD winner. 12lbs below LWM. 6lb pull with Dubawi Light for a 6.5L beating LTO which at first glance doesn't look generous but TGC had nowhere to go for about a half a furlong, made some progress towards the end but the race was over and he was allowed to coast home. Well drawn. Should get closer with a clear run this time. Fav and a few others unexposed.
Kempton 19:15
Intransigent
8/1 e/w
CD winner, runs off LWM. Good run last time when a bit keen over 7f, only went down by 1L giving away 6lbs to the winner on official ratings. Well drawn, has a good chance if he settles better over a shorter trip. Ran some solid races in Listed company in the summer, fully capable of taking this. LDL is a worthy fav but have Intransigent a bit shorter in my book.
>Euan has a fb group
How do i get in? Is it like the google group?
>>63773894
LARGE
>>63773894
ON HUGE
BASED FLATANON
>>63773894
Will lay when all these mugs have pushed the odds too far
>>63773942
>laying a flatanon tip
>>63773956
>he wins 100% of the time
>>63773894
>double at 60.00
gonna be eating dominos for a year
>>63773956
>what is trading
Hi guys i am thinking of becoming a trip my username would b JTurk is that good?
Oh.. You thought the Betfair Graphs were you ally?
need another E C U A D O R W O M E N goal like A I R
>>63773894
>bovada doesn't offer any odds for kempton right now
kill me
>>63774011
The lumps betray you, because they belong to me!
*breaks PGA*
>>63774028
Bovada has stupidity and advantages, like any other site
>>63773833
>following anyone's tips other than metaKnight
LOL
>>63774019
T H I S
>>63774056
shut up fagit every one of ur tips i've followed has lost
>>63774019
>>63774063
LADS LADS LADS
>>63774019
>>63774063
>blood stream is oxygenated.
E C U A D O R
C
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D
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Port Vale starting an 11 year old in net. Blackpool -0.5 is a special.
A I R
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Ecuador!
>>63774072
you have to follow all of them, or none of them. none of this half in half out bullshit. don't cry if you only followed one and it lost.
Lux after timing again
>>63774098
>>63774104
>>63774106
U A C
U A C
>>63774124
Yeah I will just lump on this without checking, cheers.
>>63773993
BritTurd would do
>>63774132
I followed 4 in a row and each of them lost
>>63774132
i have followed them all fagget and they have all still all lost
Zagreb starting only 10 players and only have 5 on the bench. Go all in on arsenal boys.
>>63774163
>>63774165
>following a shitknight tip
kek
>>63773993
Think of one for me lad
Exeter players's shorts and boots were stolen by local pakis, playing in jeans and trainers LUMP ON MANSFIELD
>>63773894
S H A K I N G
>>63774137
do you actually pay that wanker a tenner every month or whatever it is?
>>63774167
>Zagreb starting only 10 players
Praying for a Bolivia goal.
>>63774222
>>63773993
As long as you live up to the shrewdness level that a name like that would expect
>>63774132
Found you incredibly obnoxious at first but I'm starting to enjoy this personality you've created here. I look forward to watching you blow your roll over the coming months m8
>>63774222
EUAN SURREAL
EUAN UNREAL I SHOULD NEVER HAVE DOUBTED YOU
euan posting without his trip again zzzzzzzz
Euan so so shrewd
e u a n
>>63774321
Who is Euan?
>tfw thread too busy to spell out Euan again
Been debating this in my head for a while now but I can confirm Euan is shrewder than prime J West/BT.
E U A N
U
A
N
S U R R E A L
U
R
R
E
A
L
M A C K E R S
A
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K
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S
>>63774354
Incorrect.
Overflowing pint lids, what a day
>>63774329
Even a broken clock is right twice a day
>>63774354
This one is definitely Euan without his trip on.
Who's gonna watch Bayern rape Olympiakos?
>>63774417
>paint
zzzzzzzzz glad you won your brazil - tenner stake back pmsl
>>63774406
my nan
>>63773894
I had The Gay Cavalier lined up for tomorrow too lol, I'll get on Intransigent too
thanks for the tip friend
>>63774417
Lol you erased the #. Schoolboy error
>>63774526
# is only on phones.
>>63774163
>>63774165
Alright lads, here's what I can do for you. I'll give a full refund for any losing bets. How does that sound? Send me your bitcoin address. However, for any winning bets I want a 25% commission. So please send me the login info for your bet365 accounts so that I can calculate and deduct my commission.
"Lost 4 of your tips in a row"
Fucking liars, I haven't even posted 4 tips in my 4chan career.
lads lads lads ;)
how we all doin tonight? ;)
UTTER TEARS if you weren't on the bayern tip.
>>63774561
Horny as fuck but can't be bothered making up with the mrs
Bayern to win both halves shaking
>>63774601
you're welcome
Chelsea win 6-1
>>63774712
Stop shitposting.
>>63774762
>its only okay when Brits do it
why?
literally got two grand on Barcelona Roma o0.5 @1.08
>>63773894
intansigent is @11 On betfair mate
>>63774797
HUP
>>63774790
That guy is a Brit on a proxy, he's the idiot who complained about shitposting then got banned and all his own shitposting was revealed
>Lewa Anytime @1.4
>>63774797
surreal
>>63774842
You also told me I was that guy the other day too though.
>>63774790
I think the point is that normally when anyone else posts that sort of thing there is good reasoning for example a tip from Mackers or Euan has come in or a team they tipped scored but Lithuania is literally just posting it to shitpost. It'd be equivalent of just going into a Barca match thread and repeatedly posting MESSI MESSI MESSI regardless of if he has scored or not.
>>63774831
Betfair Sportsbook - where everyone is limited to pennies, I'd smash it if you're not though
>had anytime goalscorer treble of Lewa, Suarez and Chicharito
>Chicharito lets it down and then Lewa and Suarez score at the same time
fug
>>63774881
Messi IS barça though
>>63774927
Lithuania IS /bet/ tbqh
cheeky fiver on Bayern 8-0
>>63774927
not anymore
Pmsl at these clueless little slugs backing Colombia + and serving up Argentina DNB on a plate. Topping up loathsome sums on this bet with every single decimal point it moves, taken so much money from part time punters in this tournament.
jesus christ
>>63775089
>>63775076
pmsl at this big talk
lmao "loathsome sums" I'd be loathsome too if all I had to bet was a tenner
>>63775076
Oh shit, is this back again?
>>63775206
Don't be mad that your £5 champions league accumulator is already down, you can always get it back with an hour of shelf stacking tomorrow lmao
Here comes the rball babbys pmsl, poised and ready to top up even more on Argentina at insane prices.
>>63775325
the rball favours columbia though
>>63775372
>you
Alright lads, let's all remain civil here. No need to get uptight.
Let's talk about tonight's hockey game since it's the last thing on the parlay. Dallas Stars are going to outshine the Ottawa Senators. Who here is ready to make some money with EASE
>>63775372
Well done you, have a gold star. The rball favouring Colombia makes penny punters like Euan get on them which serves up an even better price for Argentina. Do you understand how betting works?
>>63775425
I thought you meant they would be backing Argentina based on the rball
>>63775450
Colombia backer detected. I'm going to love taking your precious little pennies off you come full time lmao.
>>63775325
Really tempted to have a little nib on this myself.
Imagine wagering sums of money based on how many pixels are made up of one colour compared to another pmsl
>>63775406
I'm going to kek so hard when the Sens win in OT
Porto double chance ruining my whole muggy accy, should I cash out now to cut losses or hope that they score
Topping up on Argentina DnB
>>63773729
>>63773730
>>63773731
>>63773747
>>63773752
>>63773756
T E A R S
E
A
R
S
Can't stop laughing at all of these Colombia backers thinking they're about to be buying the rounds on Friday when they don't even realise they're about to lose their precious little tenners.
>>63775611
I got on the same bet apart from >>63775601 ;_;
+0.25 is now over evens lmao, bets this easy should be illegal
wot
>>63775644
>>63775076
>>63773513
>>63772892
not a big fan of this gimmick to be honest
>>63775699
They have two players called Tal Ben Haim on their team so they have to distinguish between the two
>>63775721
Listen here kid, I know Argentinian female youth football and I can tell you this bet is no gimmick. The idiots here are the same idiots that backed Bolivia vs Argentina and got burned.
They're on a DC! I just have to take that despite the despicable amounts I already have on Argentina.
A R G E N T I N A
R
G
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HUP HUP HUP HUP TOO EASY
>>63775699
All the shrewdies get a free bet if a player over 30 gets sent off in the Champions League
UP A FUCKING CUNT
U A C
A
C
fuck, was goona empty my bank account on 0/+0.5 Argentina, then they scored
>>63775847
what happened
>>63775894
yes yes sure you were
Where can I find the Argentina match
Shaking at the thought of someone this despicable winning a large bet.
S U M S
U
M
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Imagine betting purely on what buttons some spic presses. Imagine thinking you could beat hours of research by simply betting on the team with the more DAs
>>63775946
In Sao Paulo
Graham Kirk
1 min · Airdrie
Thoughts on Argies James Mckeown
LikeComment
James Mckeown Meh hard to say, no real opinion
Like · Reply · Just now
PMSL. Rebacking SW, now on special. Prices still way, way out.
>>63775957
Incredible isn't it? I should feel terrible at winning this much on such an easy bet when there are people in South Sudan struggling to survive.
>>63776051
Truly incredible times. In this one bet I've earned more than my father, grandfather and great grand father would earn after months of hard, physical work. Betting is so easy.
anyone else go on terrible streaks after withdrawing from skrill? i'm not a superstitous man but literally happened 5/5 times here
>don't wanna pennypunt on singles to build roll back up so make some accys
>first one, a 6-fold @140 combined, loses on a single fixture
don't feel like going on lads
>>63776088
I just love the thrill of taking money from shelf stacking minimum wage slaves like Calijah and all of his lowly ilk. Imagine working all day and betting on pixels pmsl.
Topping up some more ridiculously heinous amounts on Argentina SW.
Literally stand to win 5 figures when Argentina win.
Who are these clueless slugs backing Colombia?
>>63776279
*laughs*
PGA?
Need 2 Porto goals like W A T E R
if the bayern game ends 3-0 I may kill someone tbhfam
how does the ref decide if a foul in the box is a red card or penalty shot?
>bayern to win both halves
Just vocarood the PGA rap to some beat I found on youtube.
Too scared to post though.
>>63776638
>halves are only 12 minutes long
BARCA
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