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Curryfag btfo by RBL edition
November 23rd 2015
>Kings vs Hornets
>Magic vs Cavs
>Knicks vs Heat
>Pistons vs Bucks
>Sixers vs TWolves
>Suns vs Spurs
>Thunder vs Jazz
What happened?
>curryposter has to spam his pasta in pieces now
You guys think Durant's career is over like McGrady?
>>63760884
hope so desu he's a fucking faggot
>>63760860
Fuck you obese clipper fan
who /etherealplane/ here?
can someone post the lelbron copypasta?
>>63760884
Too early to tell, gotta give it until the end of this season. If he at least plays well in the playoffs and finishes the season healthy he'll be okay and everyone will be on his dick in free agency. If he stays injured all season and the Thunder either miss the playoffs again or get btfo in the first round then people may stop giving a shit about him
/nba/ hates broships when the most powerful broships allied together to btfo curryfag. broships l i t e r a l l y saved this general
>>63760900
right here senpai I'm hanging out with Curryfag right now hes too scared to spam his usual pastas so hes laying low in the plane
>>63760911
>homosexualship
hey guys Euro here.Do 287 lbs weigh too much?
>>63760940
That's fatness right there.
NEVER go full 287 bruh
>Kobe getting so many minutes
>When any sensible coach would limit his fucking minutes
JACKSON. IN HIS LAST YEAR WITH THE LAKERS DID IT. WHY THE FUCK, 5 YEARS LATER, IT IS NOT HAPPENING.
Fck the Lakers. You ruined Kobe's last years.
>>63760900
/here/ high as fuck at the gym before the based spurs play
>>63760956
why limit kobe if hes about to retire?
run him into the ground family
>>63760904
Go into there other threads to read that shit
lmao
>>63760940
You have to be 6 foot 5 or taller to justify being 287 lbs, and most of your mass should be muscle otherwise you are
O
B
E
S
E
>>63760966
He's about to retire because he plays for this shitty team who makes him play like it's 2006 all over again.
6'1 250 here tbqh i'd be the most elite point guard in the league senpai
>>63760940
>Greece
>Using pounds
CUck
>>63760957
/ethereal/ here packing a fat bowl
can't wait to ball the fuck out after midterms
fuck uni t b h
>>63760991
6'5 260
Don't come on the block senpai
Fuck off curryfag you are an embarrasment to real GSW fans. Autistic bandwagon piece of shit.
>>63761012
>Muh no true scotsman
Fck off
>>63760976
>expecting ball movement with Lou "I got it, I got it" Williams on the team
lel
>>63761024
>babby just learned his first fallacy
Harold was a fucking Lakers fan before hugging Steph's nuts like a life preserver.
>>63761037
Fck off. Ur all the same.
BAYTEAM
WETHENORTH
etc.
Y'all a buncha bandwagoners.
>>63760991
6'1" 215 reporting in, I'd lay the fuck out of you senpai...and my 3 ball is consistent too.
>mfw knocking down all those 3's will get you mad as fuck
>mfw you start overplaying the shot and fall for the pump fake and drive
>mfw I'm Chandler Parsons with dat fake boi
>mfw you bite on the fake, try to recover and defend the drive and I take your ankles a la Stephenson vs Melo 2 years ago
don't you say nothing to meeeeeee boiiii your defense lookin' like a mufuckin uhhhhhhhh
>>63761043
The fuck does "we the north" have to do with the warriors?
whats a qbp
>>63761060
Your team is full of bandwagoners too.
>>63761064
quick bowl pack
>tfw it's cold and I have to use the heater and the heater smell reminds me of her
>tfw I can fuck my exgf in the ethereal plane
>>63761043
but you are the biggest flipflopping bandwagonner on /nba/ kneesbrah
You may only reply to this if you could score on me in the post
>>63761043
>>63761067
>Fck off
Like I have to prove my fanhood to some French faggot. How are those knees treating you?
>>63761067
Aren't you that broken knee frenchman who was a Raptors fan last season and now a Warriors fan this season?
Flop harder
>>63761072
I ain't no kneesbrah. Just telling it like it is.
>>63761074
Ok
>>63761060
Toronto didn't even know they had a basketball team until 3 years ago. Then all of a sudden you faggots started bandwagoning hard as fuck just like the Clippers after the CP3 deal.
Clippers
Warriors
Raptors
Rockets
Cavs
Heat
Are the worst fanbase in the NBA with their bandwagoning faggots. I'd throw Atlanta in there but Hawks fan have been pretty loyal + you don't see a bunch of people bandwagoning and dicksucking them, even with the way they played last season.
thank you based Curryspammer.
nba still c u c k e d . 15-0.
nba on suicide watch
clippersfans on weight watchers
>>63761088
>Curryspammer learned how to use a VPN
Cute
curryposter will never recover from the blow out... it's eternal!
Who else /comfy/
>>63761078
>>63761077
My knees work just fine. Thnk u very much.
>>63761085
oooooooooooooooooo we
#HASHTAG
>>63761074
i'll post you up and beat you around the corner for the easy layup and i'm not even that good
canada sucks bro
>>63761074
I have a nasty spin move senpai I'll have you shook no lie
>>63761087
Oh wow a 20 year old franchise started getting fans after they started marketing the team harder and finally gave a fuck about the roster! What a surprise!
Cry more.
If repeating integers the Lelkers win against the Warriors, Kobr scores 82 points in the last game of the season and his career, and the Lakers win the SimmonsB owl.
>>63761085
i love you macedonia. mods never check /nba/, so continue
Kinda worried that Spurs might lose to the Suns tonight. All 3 spurs losses have been to teams with young athletic guards. OKC, Wizards and Pelicans. Although the loss to Pelicans was mostly due to Ryan Anderson going off but Ish Smith had a great game too. Hopefully >we can get this win, I don't want to feel bad vibes in the ethereal plane
>>63761085
More
>>63761130
/nba/ truly is the wild west of /sp/
>>63761115
>easy layup
>>63761087
Raptors
Rockets
Cavs
Heat
Clips
Lakers
OKC
Knicks
Dallas
Celtics
Nuggets
fyp
im gonna post you bitches up with my 250 pounds of pure muscle and my 6'1 low center of gravity! nothin you can do to stop it!
>>63761142
**WHOOOOOOOOSH***
you feel that?
you feel those ethereal spurs vibes?
just sent breh
>>63761158
>you actually thought that was a good picture of you
Kek, and we are the pathetic ones
>>63761153
How much do you curl?
>>63761151
>Knicks
nigga they have some of the most hardcore fans in the league. they haven't won shit in decades yet there a shit load of New Yorkers who watch every game every season
>>63761161
appreciate it bro. still bummed that we lost to the 1-11 pelicans but oh well it is what it is
>>63761151
Dallas doesn't have any bandwagon
everybody hates them, espn and /sp/ especially
tripfags notwithstanding
Dubs and KP puts whiteside on a poster.
The curryfag's copy pasta has 0 effect when it's all cut up into pieces.
It's eternal!
>>63761187
frustrating loss desu, especially seeing how seemingly meaningless games can matter at the end of the year (last year against NY and NO)..whatever gonna qbp and eat like a king when I get home feeling really ethereal desu
>>63761074
i can literally dunk on u
>>63761189
They have the worst fanbase t b h
all this bitching against DeAndre, It is like their crowd is full of bitchy girls
>Curryfag too scared to post his entire pasta
Ethereal desu
Lmfao I can't believe this ugly ass doughboy chink is Curry spammer. It's perfect.
>>63761125
even while doing charity he looks like a smug tryhard
career ending injury when
>>63761084
>red headed step child
why did you change it?
>>63761107
not comfy at all fa m. my back hurts and i'm half studying half procrastinating
>>63761224
when Belgium will win a ring
>curryfag screaming his last words into the void
its kind of sad honestly. just last week I looked up to him. its like watching that webm of the zebra getting its stomach ripped open by an alligator, then gnawing off its own intestines in a feeble attempt to get away from the alligator's clenched jaw
hes trying so hard and it just makes it even more pathetic
>>63761237
what are you studying?
inb4 gender studies
I don't like this pretentious Frenchman we have now.
I prefer kneesbrah even if he is a flip flopping faggot.
>>63761213
you fuckin serious? you need another bombing m8
Deandre fucked us hard with his bitch nigga flipfloppin ass and "muh mommy" and "cp doesn't like me"
he has no integrity and will never amount to anything
glad it all worked out with zaza now though
>>63761257
women's studies
more specifically your mom's vag ahahahahha
>>63761259
At least kneesbrah had character
>>63761237
>half studying half procrastinating
me too family. at least its better than not studying at all
Does anyone want to play 2k16 on the xbox one I'll beat that ass with Houston add Lowkey Faithful
am i the only one doing my part in r wording these curry posts? surely you are still helping canadianbro?!
>>63761270
i laughed way too hard at this
>>63761310
Ya, but honestly he just looks pathetic now. I mean just look at him.
>>63761270
srsly toronto
>>63761261
The behaviour of Dallas fan was a fucking shame there is no way to bitch like that for sport
>>63761309
What is your major?
>>63761349
wtf are you on frenchy?
that is the best part of actually going to the games, giving your team an advantage, making an impact on the game, making the home field advantage a real thing
go root for the visiting team and politely clap when they posterize your star and fuck your mother
fucking pc principal over here
>>63761309
>4 3-page papers on great white shark evolution
wait, what? did you choose this topic or was it assigned? 12 pages about sharks? I guess I would just write the first 3 pages on the the very earliest thing possibly, and then 3 pages on the next stage, 3 pages on the next stage, and lastly 3 pages on the modern shark. Divide and conquer homie you still got a week just keep writing right now get off /sp/
I got a lab report due tonight and I'm gettin off /sp/ right now lets ascend to the /ethereal/ plane together and bump this shit off family
spurs best team
milana best waifu
future best rapper
this t b h f a m
>>63761395
Knicks-Heat thread
>Aldridge out again tonight
tonights not looking good spurs bros
>>63761434
It's the Suns.
>>63761435
oink oink
what's a pig in chinese?
>>63761434
LMA isn't even that good.
>>63761435
kek its incredible because there is literally no coming back from this its an absolute trump card
>>63761444
suns are playing great right now you casual
>>63760911
this
if it weren't for RBL, 7KT and SPC, who knows how long curry fag would have shitted up /sp/
QBP was too busy getting high, not surprised family
Orlando got some dirty ass niggers.
>>63761435
>>63761480
>>63761491
literal mong
>tfw curryposter was an ugly underage monkey all this time
>>63761488
the team or the city? the latter definitely does...
>warriors don't play the spurs till Jan
>we don't get to see beautiful basketball destroy the meme team
>>63761511
nice dubs bro tip top kek
>>63761511
saved
>>63761511
ayyyyyyy
unless you sent his post to his school or his family and give him a really positive pushback on his life you're doing nothing
Bros seriously please refrain from posting his pictures. He's ugly as hell.
>>63761539
This nigga out here ready to ruin lives hahahahaha
I heard you good with them soft lips...yeah you know word of mouth..the square root of 69 is 8 something, right?
>>63761151
>celtics
>>63761435
>>63761480
>>63761491
>>63761504
>>63761511
>>63761525
>>63761569
>>63761654
Don't forget he was the same faggot spamming Kobe pictures all day before switching to Curry.
>>63761393
lol im pretty sure you yelling is not going to affect a professional athlete in any way you fuckingtard
>>63761696
it all makes sense now
>>63761716
Kill you're self.
>some guy literally sperging out and fucking yelling here at the gym
WELP thankfully I'm almost out this bitch, finna qbp get /ethereal/ and watch some ball
sixers vs twolves gamethread I guess
>>63762026
>>63762026
>>63762026
>>63761984
harridando were you picked on at oak hill?
>this blatant samefag by curryfag for some attention
Good lord hahahaha
>>63761742
what is a home field advantage then? just the minus of a short plane trip?
>>63762089
its pitiful tbqh hes trying to change the topic
Does it seem the Curry hate has subsided since they beat the Bulls? It's almost like /nba/ has accepted their criticisms were not at all valid
I think the Clippers game was most telling
>>63762155
>Get it together /mu/
this nigga is from /mu/ hahahahahaha
this picture is on the nba.com front page
>mfw the RBL broship has lost games this season
>mfw they haven't won a ring since 2010
>mfw SPC + Lebron, Curry, and the Spurs are the only relevant teams in the league
>>63761984
>>63762022
We out here it's all love in RBLCQBP, I love the fact that some autistic asian is getting btfo
jesus fuck this is some next level autism we're witnessing right here. this is on some ethereal shit
>>63762588
It's a fakeship by the curryfag to save face.
RBL baited him with it and found his ugly face. Then proceeded to BTFO curryfag endlessly. Don't fall for his shenanigans.
I haven't come to /sp/ in years.... what is this RBL shit? someone tell ma
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE UNSTOPPABLE FORCES MEETS THE ULTIMATE BROSHIP??
RBL+C+QBP
>>63762750
It's dumb, this general is just idiotic right now.
A majority of the general is creaming themselves for banning some kid that was stirring them up.
Dam the Knicks getting btfo, just when I thought they were playoff bound, they are proven yet again that their hopes and dreams are going to be shattered once they are swept in the first round
I really really thought the curryspammer was some meta genius mememaster who spammed curry in order to make us hate him...instead it was some autistic 17 year old NEET pig gook
>>63762787
ahhh. Are curry and thompson widely disliked on /sp/ these days?
I've come to dislike them pretty passionately myself lol
spurs suns
>>63762897
>>63762897
>>63762861
I know I'm kinda disappointed
like for real
>ayy81 curryspammer is literally a pig-nosed gook
Its just anticlimactic
Why the fuck are people creaming over Ben Simmons going coast-to-coast? The opposition's defense was so hilariously bad that it's hard to say much about Simmons from the clip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=25&v=_P3K8-ac-Bw
Why is he so perfect?
Forget about Simmons. Watch Okafor dominate Towns.
There are people, in this thread, right now, that thought the Sixers were going to lose tonight
>>63763116
ayyy harry
is it too much to ask for the kings to hold a god damn lead over anybody
>>63763116
>>63763330
Sup Harry
>>63762690
>7TK
fucking outsider, you can't even spell the broships right
>>63763434
Give me that pick swap.
>>63760860
>Curryfag btfo
what happened?
>>63763487
>India
>asking about curry
kek
You see that pig nose kid in the OP image? We found out that's curryfag. A 17 year old shitposter.
>>63763434
literally just pulling a cloppers now
>>63763563
He doesn't look Indian though.
Or maybe he is, there are a lot of ethnicities here.
>>63763487
he got doxxed by The Three Caballeros (RBL, 7KT, SPC)
Is there anyone left who thinks that Okafor isn't the best player from the draft? This is all just from one half.
>>63763617
He's not Indian. It's some sort of pig nose gook. Possibly Korean or something.
>>63761085
>tfw Bud runs into a ref and gets thrown out
>refs get insanely assblasted he isn't suspended a game
Honestly I hate the goddamn Cavs so much.
Cousins benched in the final minutes
Some people unironically think that Kings gonna make it to the playoffs
>>63763660
Biggest bust in the draft: (Whoever the Timberwolves pick)
>>63763660
There are rumors that Towns is as short as 6'9", and his draft height was faked.
Look at him next to KG, who measures 7'0" barefoot.
RUDY GAYYYYYYYYYYYY
20 ASSISTS FOR THE POINT GOD
>>63763660
>tfw told everyone he was the next wilt, kareem, or shaq and there wasn't anything anybody could do about it - and nobody believed me
>>63763660
>doing this on the sixers
>>63763833
how many assists does he need to pass the record?
>>63763925
skiles had 30 I think
How are we getting shitted on by Jeremy lin, man fuck this shit.
>>63763757
That happens all the time tho
Klove is listed 6'10 I think, the dude is lebrons height
>>63764040
Isnt it obvious that Cousins attitude shits on the team?
Roster wise Kings are top 8 in the west comfortably
Jazz fans hella butthurt
>>63764162
I thought Karl would fix him but Cousins clearly is not receptive to instruction
short of signing Garnett I don't think the Kings can save Cousins from himself
Well time to hoist up threes and pray to god they go down. Fucking kings man..
>>63764253
He should be traded for smth good at the end of this year(I think his contract ends)
FUUUCK KEVIN DURAAANT
What happen to Westbrook?
>>63764600
nothing
he doesn't play 48 minutes
>>63760860
Cavs
SLIM REAPERRR
If Kevin Durant goes to the Lakers who stops them?
Guys I'm in the ethereal plane and can't get out what do?
>>63763702
How is that the Cavs fault?
>>63764953
come the fuck on you already know that
Kd is the best player on the planet when fully healthy.
>>63765081
Well not better than Lebron but second best
>>63763660
Okafor is playing on a garbage team that hasn't won a game
Nerlens and Okafor, at least right now aren't working well together
Okafor's +/- is -13.4
Towns is -0.3
Porzingis is +4.2
>>63765154
You can't really use Okafor's +/- as a meaningful statistic. He's literally the only competent player on his team.
>>63764958
did you try opening your third eye?
>>63765186
Noel isn't competent?
Who are some players in the league right now who can play more than two positions?
>>63765263
LeBron can play PG, SF, PF
PorGod can play SF, PF, C
>>63765263
Bron, Iggy, PG13, pretty much any good sized athletic small forward can successfully play shooting guard and power forward as well
>>63765263
Pretty much any elite forward or guard now that small ball is a thing.
>>63765319
Speaking of PorGod, he rebounded nicely from a bad shooting first half
Him and Carmelo work great together...they need someone like a Rondo there who can help move the ball
Where's Dwight Howard going next summer?
>>63765496
Clippers
>>63765496
his best bet would be to sign a 1 year deal with the spurs desu, i dont know how the money will work but as far as winning rings, he will work well with aldridge
>dat defense
>>63765528
He's going to ask for too much
>>63764958
>>63765227
>tfw high and lost in the ethereal plane
what do
Who /osrunescape/ here?
Nothing better than crafting nats while watching curry BTFO you plebs
Is Kawhi Leonard a future MVP? He can only improve yet his current play is already at an elite level.
>>63765604
go get some taco bell senpai
>spurs defense is averaging 91.5 ppg
how the fuck has no one mentioned this yet?
>>63765726
everyones too busy circle jerking over the Warriors. its a good thing though, I hope nobody realizes how good the Spurs are this year. theyre going to rape their way to another ring like 2014
Going get some fries from mcdonalds yall need something?
>>63765815
desu senpai kek get me some chicken nuggets with that master race sweet and sour sauce kek senpai desu
>>63765815
A McFlurry pls, thank you and God bless.
>>63765726
All they need now is Gobert at 5 after Timmy retires to make that 81.5 ppg. Isn't the Jazz defense averaging less that SA?
>>63765815
Let me get that bundle box
Two Big Macs, four small fries and a 20 pc mcnugget and let me get four mcdoubles with a vitamin water
>>63765815
No, go to BK and get a whopper and some onion rings w/ zesty chicken sauce
>>63765726
>>63765802
ayyyyy
spurs stay winning
>>63765866
Men the heats defense is pretty fucking good too. They are build just like the spurs
>>63765966
How is Justise doing? I wanted the Wolves to draft him if they got completely screwed and fell to 4th
>>63766021
what you would expect. Really behind shooting wise but men his defense is pretty elite. heat play so much better with him then when deng is on the floor
>>63765677
He could be. His defense is elite while averaging 20+ pts and shooting the least FTA out of all 20+PPG players
Damn the spurs and warriors are scary good
>>63765263
Bobo has center girth, forward height, and guard ball handling skills.
Give me a good reason why Curry is better than KD that doesn't consist of autistic memeing
>>63765528
that'd be fucking based
duncan getting his 7th ring lel
>>63766175
something about my girth/height and your mom's ball handling skills, tbqh
>>63765815
>>63765856
>>63765875
>>63765893
How much do you weight ?
>>63765966
>Heat defense
It helps when you have Whiteside averaging 5 blocks per game. Dude is a fucking nightmare waiting t have a 15 block game soon.
>>63765677
He's GOAT
>>63765726
Advance stats fags will tell you that defensive PPG don't matter because muh pace but thats only because Warriors are allowing 103 PPG and dont want to admit their defense isnt as great as last seasons
>>63766170
They meet in January. Should be interesting. Green will guard the shit out of Curry.
>>63766225
5'5 287lbs
>>63766212
He doesn't choke like KD
He knows how to play with his brain
Why the fuck is no one talking about the Spurs? They are scary as fuck. Possibly scarier than the 2014 spurs
>>63766244
you are absolutely retarded but you are right that the warriors are not as good defensively this year. Only 6th in Drtg.
>>63766248
forgot your trip m8
>>63765677
With LeBron no longer taking the regular season seriously, Durant eternally injured, Westbrook losing games, and Harden a shell of his former self, the only thing standing between Kawaii and an MVP trophy is Meme Curry.
>>63766212
He wins in the finals, stops Lebron
>>63766223
I tried that once, she wasn't great.
>>63766275
>lose to lelicans
>want to be taken seriously
>>63766275
because once e!spn deems you the meme team then they wont shut up about it.
>danny green got his 3s back
yes
>>63766275
the warriors being really good and curryspammer has this general talking a lot about the warriors
Why is there no parity in the East? What is it about the leastern conference that can't attract talent?
I love watching Jazz home games, because they are the only fans in the NBA that complain about every single call no matter how obvious.
>>63766281
>you are absolutely retarded
>but you are right
>>63766244
you right its not about ppg but still 91.2 its fucking impressive.
>>63766240
its not even whiteside. they have great perimeter defenders with bosh, deng, winslow
>>63766322
no
ass
Lol at thinking the spurms can handle the warriors
I cant wait for them to get btfo
>>63766324
sorry you got your years confused.
the east has been better than the west this year.
>>63766341
its been like that since the stockton and malone days. they were the original spurs
>>63766365
this.
>>63766324
Some franchises are just eternally doomed to be free wins and/or bottom feeders
Some due to being in shit city, others from poor front office and management
>>63766380
So Lebron isn't going to the Finals this year again?
>>63766346
he's saying your reasoning is fucked but your assertion that the warriors aren't as good at defense as they were last year is correct
>>63766324
>leastern conference
I hate this meme. Last year it was totally true, but so far this season the West is as much of a shit show as the East
>Great teams in the East
Cavs
MAYBE Bulls
>Great teams in the West
Warriors
Spurs
MAYBE Thunder
The West is only slightly more competitive than the East this year tbqh
>>63766380
as home fans it is their responsibility to apply some pressure the refs, but I think when you take it to far you're actually creating a negative environment for your own team where they stop holding themselves accountable and just blame the refs for everything. OKC and San Antonio and Portland kind of push it to the limit, but Utah crowds have no restraint.
>>63766372
Their defense is pretty fucking good. You'd have to be ignorant or stupid to not give the spurs some credit for their defense from 90 points
>>63766514
They will get cooked by chef and company
>>63766546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rStaqzqPKUI
>>63766346
offensive and defensive rating is THE measurement for how well an offense or defense is. Raw PPG/PPG allowed doesn't adjust for pace so it's obviously not as good. Casuals like you don't seem to get this
>>63766571
That's an ugly ass nigga
>>63766575
Keep crying more nigga. Hahaha warriors have no defense to fall back on when their shots dont fall
>tfw Curry re-injures his ankle
>>63766571
Im sorry is it last season or the current season?
They gettin cooked
>>63766546
Not with wingstop
