DRAGON EDITION
I like it
Tfw based dat bird is back and cleansing us from meme teams
DRAGON
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Why do people rate Dalton so highly? All of his stats come from
>checkdowns with good blocking
>forcing it to AJ Green
>constantly throwing dragons and completing maybe a quarter of them
>-6
jfc bengals pls
>EPL
posting this comment so people will see this has comments and will join
>frostee down
'no'
this game is over.
Birds winning this
Bengals bungling
Are the Cardinals capable of beating the Panthers? We all know the Bengals are getting knocked out, so this is the only useful answer left.
This has been one slow SNF thread
where all the anons at?
>>63749867
>literally the best QB in the league
>future HoFer
>"why people think him good?!"
Yeah, no idea.
>>63749881
Never underestimate the Cards ability to throw a game
bengals are done
>>63749881
Nah Bengals win
Check em
>>63749881
Giving up this quickly. You're a horrible person sempai
>>63749896
when will she do porn?
>>63749896
Fuggg
Those fucking whores in that usbank commercial WOULD buy those two big ass items and then wear them. Fuck i hate women
>>63749903
Cardiac Cardinals exists for a reason
>>63749902
They don't allow players with 0 career playoff wins in the HOF
>>63749908
Nice try
Cards win
>>63749899
The games been pretty boring tbqh
dat moon
>>63749896
Absolutely disgusting
>that spin by freeney
What is the appeal of being a cheerleader?
>>63749903
>>63749908
I see the bagel bites failing is all fassets of the game.
>>63749909
Not a fan of either team.
>>63749913
never, she already makes 6 figures whoring herself out on instagram
literally hundreds of dollars for a 10 minute custom video, and thirsty betas are lining up around the block to buy one
dude Icarus lmao
>>63749881
It's not over yet
Cards blew a 19-0 lead in shitattle last week and went down to the wire
Dwight Freeny was such a good pick-up.
>announcers shittalking Bengals
this is everything I wanted
> Didn't you study a lot of Icarus at Florida?
> oh yeah I ate licorice all the time
Holy shit please tell me someone else caught that
>>63749945
PLEASE TELL ME YOURE LYING
>>63749941
>fassets
KEK, nice "literacy" you've got right there
>>63749948
God don't remind me.
They've been pretty solid in the 2nd half so far.
>>63749950
thanks Chris
>>63749945
>tfw men will never have the option of showing off their asshole as a last resort to make money.
>>63749945
no way :(
>>63749938
Why do you ask? Do you want to try out? SJWs will eventually realize that there are no male cheerleaders and lobby for all to teams to have them. Then you will have your chance.
Good luck :^)
>>63749958
I heard it but I-i don't get it
>>63749960
You really gonna bet against betas being on the Internet with money?
dwight freeney still using that spinmove to sack niggas in 2015
>>63749902
>delusional Cincinnati fans ACTUALLY believe this
>>63749920
Bengals dynasty starts this year.
I'm sure Dalton will get in the HoF with 5 rings under his belt. The first comes this post season.
>>63749958
What did he mean by this?
Iupati is back already?
What happened to him borderline dying?
>>63749950
Thanks San Diego
>>63749984
Stop anon, I can only laugh so hard
>>63749966
Cards just don't like to win comfortably
Post your waifu, /sp/
It's ogre
>>63749999
Quads confirm Chorgers a shit
What is tackling?
>>63750004
But that's a boy
>JJ Nelson
Are we witnessing the birth of a star?
Why are bengals playing so poorly?
>JJ Nelson
Isn't he extraordinarily black?
>>63750011
What is winning in prime time?
-Andy Dalton
yoo that move was amazing
>>63749977
Collinsworth was playing dumb because Icarus and licorice are vaguely similarly sounding. He made a joke, autist.
>>63750004
>>63750014
>weighs 150
He's a small guy
>>63750012
so what?
>>63749983
real bengals fans arent delusional. we know better than to get our hopes up about anything
>>63750023
Because it's nighttime and we're up past Marvin Lewis' bed time.
Dalton is tired and wants to go to bed.
>>63750014
>>63750011
>>63750009
Nothing comfier than watching a stream on delay and seeing all these 4chan posts letting me know good things will happen
>tfw I weigh 165lbs
I fucking hate GEICO.
They can't fucking win in primetime
Hahahaha
>>63749950
Our free agency acquisitions have been great since Keim took over as GM
>Dolton in prime time
>>63750014
It was Jaron Brown a couple weeks ago. The Cardinal's just have god tier back up receivers.
>>63749976
i just want to know why women want to get ogled and flaunt their assets for extremely low pay
>>63750029
That doesn't make any sense. Who the fuck studies licorice.
Fuck, I thought Freeney retired.
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>>63750004
Fucking Palmer on fire
>>63750045
Same here. I'm also 5'8"
Manlets, when will I learn?
>>63750053
defense is shitting the bed hard
>>63750029
O-oh
H-aha
FUCK YES ANOTHER TD
PERFECT THROW
>>63750061
You, fucktard.
How are you this bad at anything?
>People literally thought andy dalton would finally win a playoff game
OGRE
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Is bangles elite?
>>63750073
I'm 6ft tho
>>63750023
Because the Bengals are massively overrated.
>>63750068
eat up
>>63750004
Dudes Carson Palmer is completely keking the Cincinnati defense right now
literally no secondary
TOUCH DOWN
>THE SHITTY OF CINCINATTI
>>63750059
Because it's the only skill they have? Also they only have to work for one day a week
>>63750061
Kill yourself.
![re_l_mayer_ergo_proxy_by_jramonra[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kKjtkmT.jpg "re_l_mayer_ergo_proxy_by_jramonra[1].jpg")
>>63750004
bungles gonna bungle
Palmer is great desu and i'm not even a card fan
>gifted two interceptions
>still getting btfo
Lmao bengays
Did palmer throw those early game INTs just to lull the bungles into a false sense of security?
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>>63750023
Bengals can consistently beat the mediocre teams, but consistently lose to playoff-caliber teams.
These guys with dreads look like there's a bundle of turds coming out of the back of their helmet
>>63750061
Fuck off
How does it feel to have a demolished secondary Bunglec u c k s
>>63749983
Trust me breh, I know how fucking awful Andy is and forever will be
THAT BIRD
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TYBP
>tfw you have palmer in fantasy
> tfw dalton starts unleashing the dragon
Get back to your roots Andy. Throw it exclusively to AJ Green
>>63750112
Honestly ... maybe
I cant see any other reason a sane human being would have made those tosses
>>63750004
>>63750098
She's pretty hot desu senpai
Final score:
Bengals 56
Cardinals: 28
3rd quarter
>21 points
>unanswered
>in the quarter
Holy shit Bengals get it together.
>>63750129
scared me a bit and now my opponent is on the verge of being eliminated from playoff contention lol
>>63750129
You must have been terrified early game.
these dubs will confirm dalton pick
>>63749984
Dude, please stop. I've loved the Bengals since I was a little kid and part of that is knowing we will never win a playoff game.
>>63750118
They lost to the Texans tho
Overslept, just checking in to make sure the collapse is still happening.
Feels good.
>>63750149
>in the quarter
Haha I didn't even realize
Andi Dalton is like the Rhonda Rousey of the NFL.
i.e. a whiny little bitch.
>>63750004
>tfw no lamia gf
why even live senpai
>>63750158
>overslept
>9:45 CT
wtf is wrong with you cave dweller?
>bengals are da bumb
>>63750170
Kill him and eat him.
>>63750158
>overslept
Nigga it's 1045 at night
Get your life together man
Who /reddit/ here?
big play guy
>>63750068
Quality taste
>>63750170
>Grilled cheese
>Microwave
What the fuck are you doing nigger.
>>63750170
>marrying a woman who has a kid with another man
>living with said kid
>making s grilled cheese in the microwave
>>63750170
>my wife's son
>not my son
kekerino
>>63750155
>texans won today
>texans make playoffs
>texans vs bengals 1st round
yfw
bengals = not da bomb?
>>63750170
NOT ONLY IS THAT NOT THE WAY TO MAKE A GRILLED CHEESE, YOUR WIVES SON? HOLY FUCK YOURE SO BETA
>>63750149
this always happens. bengals always open the second half playing like shit. it's like they dont understand the concept of half time adjustments
>>63750004
>>63750185
Reportin
>>63750170
>using a microwave for a grilled cheese
>grilled cheese
>grilled
>microwave
>>63750207
>jokes on you, I was only pretending to be retarded
nice.
>>63750170
>still falling for this bait
>>63750191
>>63750193
>>63750194
>>63750198
>falling for this shit
Welcome newfags
>>63749808
What is a dragon exactly? Is it just any touchdown? Or does it have to be a certain yardage?
>tfw 250 words essay due tomorrow and I haven't even started yet
>>63750195
>Mfw Dolton loses another playoff game.
>>63750204
Must be an Ohio thing.
>>63750209
Sauce on this semen demon
>>63750191
GET BACK IN THE BOAT HUEY
>>63750209
>liking the apparition of another male
might as well fall in love with some autist's tulpa
>>63750170
>tfw I started this meme
>snf playing meat puppets
Lel
why do all /sp/ memes revolve around kekoldry? worse than /tv/
>>63750221
Lurk moar.
>tfw haven't started a 500 word essay on the Trail of Tears due tomorrow at noon
>>63750184
He might work a night shift nigga.
I want to watch football but my gf's son wants to watch cartoons, what do?
>>63750170
well memed sir
>>63750230
It's a WOLF. That thing you're calling a dog is a WOLF!
>sacked
>>63750221
long passes/deep balls
>>63750242
Tell him to go watch cartoons with his dad
>>63750224
>250 words
>implying I'm not taking the bait on purpose
>>63750170
>deleted
Shitposting no longer allowed in prime time games. FINALLY
>>63750242
Only if they're Japanese cartoons featuring underage girls
>>63750004
>>63750224
omg are you dumb that's only a paragraph XD
>bundled up drinking coffee in my lazy boy watching my team start to get their shit together and actually btfo a decent team
Oh what a day, what a lovely day!
>>63750195
>Texans make it to the owl riding based Yates
>>63750209
Top spook.
oh man, this looks ogre
Dalton sure has been on his back a lot in the second half
>>63750255
I am his dad
GUISE MY WIFE'S SON
LOL
>>63750221
Doesn't have to be a TD
Criteria is basically air yardage of 60+
If a QB throws 5 yards and the WR takes it 50, its not a dragon.
Also landragon is a run for 50+ by the RB or in rare cases, QB.
>>63750004
Holo
[spoiler]Also Mina Tepes, my religion allows multiple waifus[/spoiler]
>this meme play
>>63750266
>Decent team
>Bengals in Primetime
Pick one and only one.
>>63750254
So what, like 20+ yards? Is 15 enough? Or is it a smell test kind of thing where you know it when you see it?
>2nd and 26
>>63750274
I put ur mum on her back a lot
THAT FUCKING DROP
>>63750240
>500 word
Dude you can bust that out in the 30 minutes before class.
Can't afford to drop passes like that la'
>>63750280
Back off.
>2nd and 26
>the city of the Bengals
>overrun your man
>he still drops the ball
Kekaroonies
>>63750004
GO FOR IT
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>>63750255
This.
FIRST DOWN FIRST DOWN FIRST DOWN FIRST DOWN FIRST DOWN FIRST DOWN FIRST DOWN FIRST DOWN FIRST DOWN FIRST DOWN FIRST DOWN FIRST DOWN FIRST DOWN FIRST DOWN FIRST DOWN FIRST DOWN FIRST DOWN FIRST DOWN FIRST DOWN FIRST DOWN FIRST DOWN FIRST DOWN FIRST DOWN FIRST DOWN FIRST DOWN FIRST DOWN FIRST DOWN FIRST DOWN FIRST DOWN FIRST DOWN FIRST DOWN FIRST DOWN FIRST DOWN FIRST DOWN FIRST DOWN FIRST DOWN FIRST DOWN
did someone say mohammed?
>>63750279
>Criteria is basically air yardage of 60+
Any webms examples?
>>63750313
Take the zero like a man
>>63750313
dog ate it
>>63750313
Party and get drunk because you aren't completing it in time anyway.
>>63750296
You can have sloppy 3rds when I'm done with her
>>63750313
>mfw 15 page report on why your mum is on my dick due tomorrow
should I just shitpost instead?
>>63750313
You think thats bad? I have a 50 word essay on why joe flacco is elite due next week :(
>clearly a false start
>all the players notice it
>ref just waves it away
>>63750319
I want to impregnate Camilla!
>>63750313
change to liberal arts major tee bee H family
Chimpout
chimp out!
IS IT HABBIDING
>>63750333
Ausfag you shit post all the time so why not
Haha that's what your faggot ass gets for celebrating the TD like that
>>63750337
wish I had a gf to force me to fold laundry
All tied up again. They shoulda let them chimp out after the score
>wildcat formation
Why?
>>63750333
yes, you obviously need the practice
>>63750337
>mom keeps calling me for dinner
FUCK OFF
>>63750313
Say youre depressed and the uni will almost always give you a pass
>>63750313
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wittig_reaction
>>63750337
>Calling your mom your gf
The things you'll do for tendies.
>>63750341
Now that's just cruel.
Teachers shouldn't hand out impossible assignments.
>>63750337
no you dont
>>63750360
Its a seven point game, esse
>>63750313
>deleted
Janitors finally cleaning up this place
>>63750352
>Not working on long-term papers a little bit at a time.
You've got a lot to learn, son.
>>63750319
what the fuck of all the waifu posts in this thread mine is the only one to get deleted?
go fuck yourself janitor
>>63750361
Who killed Hannibal?
>>63750364
>dinner
>this late
Why is your mom so terrible?
>>63750209
>dem sleeves
I'd fall into her showhole if you know what I mean
is everyone on the bengals a chimpy classless nigger?
>inbred redneck holding onto the triumphant black athlete after obvious touchdown
Fucking savages
>>63750383
I hope you get banned
>no flag for basically fighting
niga u 4 rel
>>63750363
Use the toaster.
>>63750359
oops, do you dont
how does Hill keep stealing touchdowns from Bernard
>>63750359
No you don't. I have a wife they constantly questions my participation in household chores and it gets old
HE DOES IT
FOR FREE
>deliver an obvious vicious elbow to his head
>no foul
the Cincinnati RefBengals
>>63750209
Who is this semen demon?
>>63750405
I wish I had a wife
>>63750385
Comedy Central
>>63750411
ur maw
>>63750404
That's his job. He's much bigger
>tfw girlfriend going to the buffalo bills game (3 hours from Toronto) but i'm not a fan of the bills and have work till 6 tomorrow so she's taking her ex which is a huge fan
I told her lets just sell the tickets but she said no she wants to go
>1999+16
>keeping your ketchup in the fridge
>mods and janitors doing their jobs
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