AUS vs NZ 3rd Test starts on the 27th. It is the first ever Day-Night Test. Worst Marsh is confirmed as Bushman Koala's replacement
Western Australia XI 345/13d
New Zealanders 426/11 (89.2 ov)
Oman 133/8 (20/20 ov)
United Arab Emirates 134/3 (18.2/20 ov)
India are 1-0 up against Shit Efrica after 2 Tests (2nd was completly washed out after day 1)
Ian Bell has been dropped by Englel and his Test career is probably over. Buttler actually played a good pyjama innings.
Pakistan Blue beat Pakistan Green in Pyjama cricket
Ratshit is playing for Sadelaide in the Big Based League
this grig meme is stupid. /cric/ should always be /cric/
>>63727504
Agreed.
Make a new thread and we will go there.
Leave this retarded child alone here.
>>63727452
I've come to realize that I'm posting on Perth time.
Is it common for Perth to have so many NEETs? I have never seen any Australian posts past 1AM on a night before a weekday during my time in Melbourne.
>>63727524
>LE FUG LE GRIG XDXD
>>63727504
This. And there's no need to force a general when there's no cricket on.
>>63727504
>>63727524
>>63727554
/grig/ is BSA approved so like honestly, your opinions mean fuck all lads
Am I the new /cric/ meme (pronounced me-me)?
>>63727574
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_for_Big_Strong_Americans
>>63727579
No but you are at least contributing a different flag which is helping spice up the multicultural vibe that these generals have going on. Honestly I quite like it, it was boring as fuck during the Ashes last year seeing all these Australian flags with fair weather poms no where to be seen.
The recent NZ flood has been good too, although the quality of most of their posts just seems to be a shitty replica of Australian posts. It kind of matches with their shittier version of our flag though.
>I unironically prefer Test and ODI cricket to T20
>The selfie-loving sisters who've been sent £75,000 of designer goods from complete strangers... just for posting photos of themselves online
>Lucy, 28, Sophie, 26 and Stacie Brooks, 25, direct admirers to 'wish list'
>Gifts from fans include designer handbags, shoes and a dining table
>Mum-of-one Lucy, from St Albans, Herts, said: 'It's not seedy'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3329239/Selfie-loving-sisters-say-ve-lavished-75-000-designer-goods-complete-strangers.html
>>63727793
That would mean killing the girl I just injected 5ml of my own cum into, and thus killing my next child in the process, so no thanks.
>>63727919
blame the retards enabling this behavior
>>63727956
>living in worst asia
>>63728015
>replying to reality check
>>63728015
Yeah dude. I live on a remote island, eat as much seafood as I want while also having access to pork and chicken. I can only spend my days fishing, surfing, snorkeling and teaching kids English and how to play divegrass. It's the worst, it really is.
When was the last time you listened to the Evangelion intro?
>>63728144
>goes to 2nd world Asia to fuck boi pussy
>m-muh fishing and teaching kids english
>>63728181
like a week ago, Asuka is top tier
>>63728212
Thank you for the answer, I like it too
>>63728212
I'm sure your life in the states is very fulfilling mate. Not even being sarcastic, I love New York and the broadway scene down there, but it's just not the kind of place I would want to live.
autissies on apoplexy watch
>nobody has used this for an OP yet
disdain for plebs
>>63728296
I wouldn't want to live most places in the US either, but Indo-China would be a bit much for me as well
>>63728181
Never even seen Evangelion desu
>>63728699
Have you been here? All the parts are very different from each other. I guess I like being that white guy who can speak the local language. The whole culture in general with people just getting by in their day to day lives and not giving a fuck really suits me too.
>>63729663
I've been to the south east asia region before and I mean it can be really beautiful but I've never really had much interest in living in Asia proper. I'm half asian mind you but born and raised in the US. I suppose its because I have those darker asian genetics in me that I prefer non asian/ daniel-tier women
>>63729447
>watches anime
>hasn't seen at least part of NGE
terrorist pls
>>63730491
I've seen the first two rebuild movies but didn't watch more for some forgotten reason. Besides I'm now working through my mecha backlog chronologically; I'm currently about to start Ideon right after I finish Ultraman Nexus and get caught up to the GoGoV releases.
Lads I'm almost 74% certain that malaysia is autistic memespouter.
Daniel you now should be able to work out who he is, don't fuck it up.
>>63732816
This is the most powerful scene in anime des~
fucking wew check out this meme card
>mfw Aussies are asleep and nobody talks /cric/ here
>>63728015
>>63728109
>>63728144
>>63728212
>>63728296
>>63728699
>>63729663
>still replying to reality check
>>63738239
long moment of silence for Paris am I right?
>>63738239
The autissies don't talk about cricket, they mainly obsess over kiwis
where were you when the png meme was kill and afghanistan was good again
http://www.espncricinfo.com/icc-intercontinental-cup-2015-17/engine/match/911053.html
>>63740628
>Us Kiwis
>>63740628
oh my fucking god
who writes this shit?
>>63740628
autissies on kiwicide watch
Remind me why day/night tests are a good idea again?
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11549627
>>63742773
because it makes tests less boring imo
>>63742793
It'll just make it worse for the team who loses the toss
>>63734402
Ffs I'm not your autistic Australian friend.
autissies flocking to GOAT zealand
>>63743288
>"We hab duh greabdesd sbordmandip n dur world!"
>>63743288
apoplectic autissie so assblasted that he assembles images from the GOAT zealand herald to adumbrate his aggrevation and absorption
>>63743604
>Muh sportsmanship
Brendon McCullum LITERALLY running from one end of the MCG to the other to shake Clarke's hand
ᵏᵉᵏ
ᵏ ᵉ ᵏ
kek
KEK
K E K
K - E - K
>>63743866
I seriously don't understand this shit hey
>Le doesn't perform in big games man
>>63743866
This plan sure worked...
Starc is unironically engaged to Ian Healy's daughter
Should I make an AFL draft thread lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1S4z5WjeEQ
>>63743129
Probably to getaway from all the new zealanders
>>63746513
Classic vid desu
>>63746513
This would be really funny if it weren't for the other three cunts incessantly laughing over everything
Blackcaps going to win in Adelaide to draw the series and then win 2-0 in NZ.
>>63747084
hahahahaha fuck man nah
Is Reality cvck dead yet?
>>63747254
trip on rc
>>63747254
Sorrt to dissappont you dickhead, but I continue to lead a rich and based life.
>>63746315
Fuck yes dude. Tomorrow I will be in that thread, eagerly anticipating to see which young kid's development Melbourne will fuck up next.
Reality Check, You gonna watch the D/N test mate?
>>63748400
Hell fucking yes, I don't need to work any more I can "literally" do whatever the fuck I want.
theres a lot of filtered posts in this thread
indonesia must be here again. filtering them has changed my life lads
>>63748732
>>63748372
>>63748042
>having 3 posts out of 5
You're going out like Zyzz went out
>>63748930
das rayciss
>>63745077
>12 (33)
fugg :DDDDD
everyone in >our top order will get a century at adelaide
no australians will desu
autissies on apoplexy watch
JUST
>>63750458
WASTED AND WOUNDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
It begins
>>63750803
based zhang
>>63750803
he won't actually play will he? it's more of a meme right?
Let's talk AFL and who will slide out of the top 8.
NORTH MELBOURNE:
A bit of a controversial choice sure but with their aging list I just can't see them making it despite their softish draw. The preliminary final spoke volumes about the quality of their current list and I don't expect it to get any better.
ADELAIDE:
Dangerfield was just too crucial to the team's performance and Scott Thompson is past it. The only quality midfielser left is Sloane but his support cast isn't going to help. They don't have a quality ruckman and will definitely get bullied in 2016.
BULLDOGS:
Just a flash in the pan. Luke Beveridge will need to teach new tricks if he expects them to perform half as well as they did this season. They will still be a difficult side to beat, but can't see them stringing enough wins together to make top 8 again.
RICHMOND:
Let's face facts. Richmond are "literally" shit. Even Carltank haven't made the 8 in 5 years but still managed to win more finals than Shitmond has. An absolute joke of a club, I'm tipping they are going to go from being a competitive side, to a side that implodes from all the shit that they have been trying to keep a lid on at punt road.
SYDNEY:
It's all but over for this plastic franchise. No dynasty, players like based Craig Bird getting fed up and wanting out... This club has just lost all their strength and will be cellar dwellars for years to come.
WEST COAST:
Perhaps another controversial choice and I am very reluctant to include them on the list, but the reality is they got completely exposed on grand final day and Simmos 'web' gimmick will easily be picked apart next year should they try to keep it up. They had a soft draw and surely punched above their weight this year. Maybe they aren't bad enough to drop out of the 8 next year but just look at what happened to Port this year. Honestly this club could go from anywhere between 5th and 15th.
>>63750943
>adelaide
>don't have a quality ruckman
Are you serious? Jacobs is a top 4 ruckman.
>>63751359
"Literally" who? Adelaide fan detected. He's not even top 12
Apparently, aspergic Ausshits are already absolutely apoplectic about Adelaide.
>>63751559
I'm a Collingwood fan
I agree that Adelaide will probably drop out, but Jacobs is undeniably at least top 6
Goldstein
Naitanui
Sandilands
Jacobs
Martin
Mumford
...
the rest
Is Sangakkara playing in the BBL?
poopeelia Ltd.
Do you accept Reality Christ as your Lord and saviour?
>>63751905
Is Reality Christ the son of WalkGod?
>>63751870
Yeah, Hobart Hurticanes I think.
>>63751945
Reality Christ is a self made man and does not need the assistance of false gods
Is Mitchell Starc related to Ian Healy?
>>63751965
Ah, so reality kuck is an edge lord with daddy issues?
Must be why I've never heard of him. He should do something productive with his life like his father, WalkGod, who is the recipient of multiple awards, including a Nobel prize
Is Lasith Malinga related to Mal Malinga?
Is Mark Waugh related to Austin Waugh?
Is David Warner related to Shane Warner?
Is poopeelia related to India?
>>63752195
hi daniel
>>63752201
you're shit at this m8
>>63752225
At least I'm trying you cunt.
Is Rod Marsh related to Shaun Marsh?
/cric/ is fucking dying lads. We need the test to start ASAP.
>>63751759
Leuenberger, Maric, Kreuzer, McEvoy, Ryder, Boak are all objectively better ruck options. So yes perhaps Jacobs can slide into top 12 but he is nowhere near top 6 level let alone top 4.
Bellchambers when he is on form is a better ruckman too, but I'm tipping this was your first year watching AFL so will give you the benefit of the doubt.
>>63752330
I'll give Boof a call and see if we can work something out
>>63752388
Cheers m8
>>63752403
Literally hung up
>Day/night test
>>63752477
Rude Tbh
>>63752350
Jacobs made the All Australian squad in 2012 and 2014, and was next in line in 2015. That's 3/4 seasons he has objectively been a top 4 ruck.
>Ryder
Close to Jacobs level if only for his goal kicking ability
>McEvoy
Overrated because of MUH BIG BOY meme. Good contested mark but poor tap ruckman
>Maric
Had one very good season in 2012 and has been average as fuck since
>Leunberger
Good at his best but way too injury prone
>Kreuzer
See Leunberger
>Bellchambers
Had ONE good year 2 years ago, is better as a forward but nowhere near as good in the ruck, also injury prone
>Boak
Not even a ruckman
HAKA IS A FAG DANCE LEL
>>63752731
Pooed Tbh
>>63752802
>LE FUGG LE HAR CAR XDD :DD
Does Poo Peelia Ltd have ANY banter apart from #ForeverFaster?
its literally objectively and unironically embarrassing tbqh
autissies on apoplexy watch
>>63752993
you forgot the full stop m8
Do you accept Reality Christ as your Lord and saviour?
>>63753054
>LE FUGG LE MUD SLIMES XDXD
>>63753043
I accept the reality of Christ as my Lord and Savior if thats what you mean
>>63753084
So you accept the reality that Reality Christ is your Lord and saviour? That's good news
poosterwoman on pooicide watch
Is Darren Lehmann related to his son, Jake Lehmann?
>>63753092
No i accept the reality of the reality of the holy deity Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior lad
36: The number of posts in this thread since the last piece of cricket discussion and/or off-topic discussion worth replying to
>>63753123
Is Darren Lehmann related to the Le Mans 24hr Endurance race?
>>63753175
hi statsautist
Haven't seen a kfc related post in the last 3 threads
disappointed to be frank
>>63753196
grisby stribs :D
>>63753196
if it wasn't so expensive i'd be there every day lad
poopeelia Ltd.
Is Victorian batsman Travis Dean related to South Australian captain, Travis Head?
I think the poopeelians got banned
Good work I say
sup
>>63753268
nm, u?
revealed: the TRUE secret behind Taylor's 290
>>63753268
>>63753352
*nudge*
>>63753367
This is why we need to have a cricketer that was literally brought up from birth fed only with KFC. Probably average 200+ and have a bowling average under 10.
>you will never take Holly to KFC for grispy stribs
Is Yasir Shah related to Fawad Ahmed?
>>63753410
>You will never pour potato and gravy in her snatch and lick it all out
WHY LIVE
>>63746207
Niece you dumb cunt
Why don't they just play with a ball that is half white and half red
>>63753418
racist
>>63753367
fucking hate watching australian sports coverage
they can't stop shilling kfc. it's embarrassing
>>63753453
>LE FUG LE GAY EV ZEE XDXD
>>63753403
Goosey when?
>>63753450
>LE FUG LE BINK BALL XDXD
>>63753450
Who's making the pinkeys? The kookaburra red balls in the last two tests were absolutely farcical.
http://www.cricket.com.au/news/kookaburra-red-balls-investigate-waca-ground-australia-new-zealand-second-test/2015-11-16
>>63753485
>>63753467
archetypal apoplectic autissie arsehole
Where have all the acrimonious and absolutely apoplectic Ausfailians gone?
>>63753488
Your mums vagina looks like a pink baseball glove m9
>GOATlys forward pack is unironically better than the BILdogs
kek
KEK
>>63753450
Look like hockey balls
Is Ming Lee related to Brett Lee?
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-11-23/chinese-leg-spinner-signs-for-big-bash-sydney-sixers/6966236?section=sport
>>63753533
>Hong Kong
>Chinese
offensive
Is Damien Fleming related to Damien Martyn?
>>63753546
>>63753517
2016 forward pack power rankings
1. Basedogs
2. Cowboys
3. Roosters
4. Sharks
5. Raiders
6. Dragons
7. Souths
8. Melbourne
9. Manly
10. Warriors
11. Broncos
12. Eels
13. Panthers
14. Knights
15. Titans
16. Tigers
Rate my dinner lads.
Murali > Vettori > Warne > Kumble
Based on statistics
>>63753581
Autistic iPhone
>>63753569
bottom 3 are right, top 3 wrong desu
>>63753587
>rating kumble
harbajan was way better than >le bowl 50 overs an innings man
>>63753569
There are forward packs in league?
For what purpose?
>>63753596
They hug each other in a "scrum"
>>63753589
how are those chips mate they look alright
>>63753601
>>63753596
Literally POORIOUS
walkbro, you here m8?
>>63753592
Top 3 are factually, objectively correct.
>>63753613
>2016
>muh big men who can't play 80 minutes
kek. The Bildogs have unironically slide out of the top 4 packs because of the interchange changes
>>63753603
pretty good desu. I like Wendy's fries more than other fast food places'.
poosterwoman on pooicide watch
Is Mitchell Starc related to Tony Stark?
>>63753644
Yes they are brothers
He is also the son of Ned Stark
>>63753634
Only retarded casuals think the interchange reduction will have any meaningful impact. Keep on parroting what you hear the "experts" and the general rugby league public hivemind say all the time if it makes you feel like you have elite rugby league knowledge though.
Hint: Des Hasler ALWAYS saves one forward on the bench who plays 10-15 minutes (and sometimes even less) at the end of the game. The interchange reduction won't perturb him at all.
I find KFC fries to be over salted
>>63753656
Same desu but I keep buying them anyway
>>63753656
I'd rather over salted instead of under salted
>>63753661
this
without salt chips are literally nothing
>>63753663
perfectly good for a chip roll lad
>>63750943
Now for the teams who didn't make fins who WILL make the 8 in 2016.
ESSENDON:
Fresh start with what Matthw Lloyd said would be the most exciting team to coach next year. Seriously a great chance to push top 4 and will knock back all the doubters week by week. A premiership may prove a bridge too far, but could push deep into September should they not have any injuries.
PORT ADELAIDE:
Forgettable season but definitely not as bad as their current position on the ladder. The hype got to them and they crumbled under it, but will take great pleasure in being the hunter instead of the hunted again next year.
GEELONG:
A bit unlucky not to make it, circumstances might have been different if they were given the opportunity to play against Adelaide during the season. Can't see them going anywhere but forwards with the inclusion of Dangerfiels to their midfield mix.
COLLINGWOOD:
Best mix of young players in the comp, and some great pick ups during trade week. Say what you like about Howe but I really rate this guy, and his development will flourish now he is at a professional club. Treloar will also be valuable as they push to make the lower fringes of the 8.
GWS:
This is probably the second most exciting team to coach for next year. A host of future superstars and a great team that plays for eachother. Their stadium is becoming a fortress as evidenced by that stunning victory against Hawthorn early on. Could be a smoky for top 4.
ST. KILDA:
Like Port, I really don't think their end of season finish was reflective of what they were capable of. But much relies on Riedwoldt staying fit and Carlisle bringing his best form to every match. It seems a bit doubtful both of these factors will occurr at the moment, but should it happen they are a definite lock to finish between 5-8.
Some hong kong lad is playing for the Sydney Sixes lads
>>63753450
no worse than the recent kooaburras tbqh
>>63753701
What if he turns out to be a chinaman bowler?
>>63753581
doesn't look like crispy strips lad
>>63753716
just a standard leggie sadly
>what could have been
Reminder that KFC have gradually reduced the size of their chicken portions and have added more batter over the years
ACTIVATE IT
just did a big poo at a fancy restaurant lads
>>63753722
Yeah I think the article said that he's a huge warnie fan. Hopefully the lad doesn't get into drugs and alcohol during his visit.
>>63753589
When will you show tits again
>>63753735
warnie's a good influence tbqh
>leave the poo pelians to me
alright lads, which one of you was this?
>>63753733
You gave birth to an /nrl/ poster
Is Lucas Ridgway related to Gary Ridgway?
>>63753720
>le Grisby Stribs
>>63753754
Lucas rhymes with Daniel.
>>63753754
I don't know who it was. Adam Taylor.
>>63753798
kek what a fucking dumb cunt
>I-I'll just post this screencap without blanking out my profile picture or my friend's name
>>63753798
>>63753798
> having this much free time.
>>63753811
Yes. Are you jealous yet?
>>63753811
Reality Christ has free time because he is not a subservient goyim who is weighed down by first world goyim problems. He has quite literally "made it"
You'd be wise to listen to his teachings so you can improve your life
Who wants to go to the Tendies match on Boxing Day lads? Tendiws fan section is the cheapest. Mite be fun
>>63753729
> even numbers
>3 and 5
How fucking dumb are feminists anyway?
>>63753822
or I could get an education and have a decent job.
>>63753798
>tfw no mutuals
>>63753829
*or I could become a debt slave and wage slave
Fixed your post for you friend. The Church of Reality Christ is open to all, so no matter how many times you sully his good name, you will always be welcome to the knowledge and teachings he imparts unto the world
>>63753829
OR you could already have done a decent job, retired to a paradise island with millions in the bank and just live your life doing whatever the fuck you please.
Instead you choose to come on here and be that token Malaysian flag.
>captcha: select all palm trees
Like I haven't seen enough of these already.
>>63753827
how fucking dumb are you
Is Ian Chappell related to Trevor Chappell?
>>63753837
Just fuck off already you cunt
>>63753798
Autism.
>>63753851
Exactly, how fucking old and delusional is this guy?
>>63753851
>>63753856
freshies detected
>>63753858
>le freshcunt xd
I'm not fresh, obesity check has always been a cancerous tripfag
Daniel is a fucking sook
>>63753862
>unironicallly responding to him
No, YOU are a freshcunt
>>63753867
NZ bringing the bantz
>>63753862
>>63753856
>>63753855
>>63753851
Many have come before you. Understand this. I am the lion. I am the great beast lazing in the savannah. And you are merely the gnat that momentarily disturbs my languor with a buzz buzz buzz from the year 2006. Now begone with you, gnat, whilst I close my lion eyes and dream of gored bloody elk meat.
>spend all day cooking dinner
>it tastes like fucking shit
off to get fish and chips lads, at least I can rely on that
>>63753872
wat
>>63753885
> Australian/NZ, Canada
Different regions I guess.
"Daniel is a female crab" is now a meme
You have no idea how easily Reality Christ controls your mind.
>>63753896
oh hey that's lee ranaldo
Is Adam Taylor related to Ross Taylor?
>>63753896
>krazykrezja on the right
>>63753896
literally me at my fattest and ugliest, I need to change that
>>63753896
kiwi/cric/ is definitely more attractive than aus/cric/ desu
adams sisters are qt Tbh
>>63753896
Who are these "people"?
>>63753919
If only elite attractive Roosterman watched cricket then we would have the edge
>>63753929
we do have waba bringing us down though
Daniel will never give a female crabs because he will never engage in sexual intercourse
Why do whitebois even bother?
>>63753942
Will he get keked by Ajay?
>>63753949
worst australia on pooicide watch
>there are """"""""""people"""""""""" in THIS VERY THREAD young enough to still wear braces
>>63753953
he LITERALLY has been
daily reminder that if you have a normiebook page make it only viewable by friends
>unironically getting dox'd by RC
kek'd Tbh
>>63753957
Is Daniel kill?
Sinaed > Sophia >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>. poodam
>>63753953
pro-tip: based ajay isn't the first guy to give ivana a taste of the BIC
>>63753949
>no nick
nz/sp/'s collage is coming along nicely
>>63753897
Thank you for joining the Church of Reality Christ and spreading the good word, brother
In an age where newcuntheism reigns supreme among the young and naive, the Church or Reality Christ acts as a bastion for lost, directionless souls to save themselves
>>63753968
So Ivana's a slut?
>>63754008
hugh know it
>>63753875
thank you for posting this my Lord, I have added it to the Bible of Reality Christ
Is Ross Taylor related to James Taylor?
>>63754008
post tits
>>63754204
Wrong Malaysia mate.
>>63754211
get your sister on senpai
>>63753918
you don't look bad mate
