>Main Card: (FOX Sports 1) 10pm ET / 7pm PT / 3am UK
5 Round Welterweight Main Event
Kelvin Gastelum (11-1-0) vs. Neil Magny (16-4-0)
Featherweight
Ricardo Lamas (15-4-0) vs. Diego Sanchez (25-7-0)
Flyweight
Henry Cejudo (9-0-0) vs. Jussier Formiga (18-3-0)
TUF Latin America 2 Welterweight Final
Erick Montaño def Enrique Marín via split decision
TUF Latin America 2 Lightweight Final
Enrique Barzola def Horacio Gutiérrez via unanimous decision
Lightweight
Leandro Silva def Efrain Escudero via unanimous decision (29-28)
>Preliminary Card: (FOX Sports 2) 8pm ET / 5pm PT / 1am UK
Bantamweight
Erik Perez def Taylor Lapilus via unanimous decision(29-28)
Welterweight
Bartosz Fabiński def Hector Urbina via unanimous decision
Bantamweight
Alejandro Perez def Scott Jorgensen via rd 2 TKO(Leg injury)
Featherweight
Andre Fili def Gabriel Benitez via rd 1 KO
>Fight Pass Prelims 6:30pm ET/ 3:30pm PT/ 11:30pm UK
Welterweight
Alvaro Herrera def Vernon Ramos via rd 1 KO
Lightweight
Polo Reyes def Cesar Arzamendia via rd 1 KO
Lightweight
Michel Prazeres def Valmir Lázaro via split decision(29-28,28-29,29-28)
1st for Lamas vs Sanchez will be more exciting than Cotto v Canelo
nth for Ronda's return
Sey-who-dough
I'm a hardcore fan.
I watch S fights.
Did John Anik just call Velasquez the Heavyweight champ?
5th for big brown buttery bread
>>63719021
> my self worth is directly proportional to my income
sad individual tbhfam
Why do ppl let Americans pronounce things wrong?
>>63719044
Probably. He is not a clever man.
Time for manlets
>>63719021
He makes way more than that. Closer to 30k a podcast.
>3 more
ugh
>mfw listening to gorrilaz while trying to stay awake
>>63718997
>meme kicks dont fail me now!
anyone got a stream for the cotto fight?
How much would it cost to get a 10/10 Amsterdam prostitute to put on a bread costume and then let me butter her?
No sex, just buttery bread.
>>63719027
I've never been so satisfied with a win, and it sucks that Ronda's gonna rip Holly's arm off in her return.
![dailyfix0820_art_400_20080821113355[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9tM537p.jpg "dailyfix0820_art_400_20080821113355[1].jpg")
Is Henry Cejudo the saviour of the flyweight division?
>>63719027
>tfw you'll never cum on her mole
>>63719085
and yet he is more successful than you will ever be, maggot
>>63719134
John Anus pls go
>>63719123
until he loses
>>63719123
...yeah
>>63719123
>Wrestlefucking decision baby
>savior
>>63719130
>tfw you will never lick anon's cum off of her mole
COTTO WILL WIN
>>63719096
Really? They do like atleast 2 a week. How much does joe get for jre ?
>>63719101
Go burn down some aloha snackbar fugee centers while you're at it m8
>>63719188
Ha.
>>63719044
>>63719085
Imagine a card with only Goldie and Anik
That's it, I'm done. Time to fap then sleep. These fights just don't butter my bread
Someone give me a 4K stream.
>>63719118
>and it sucks that Ronda's gonna rip Holly's arm off in her return.
Top kek you really think this?
I hate TUF cards
>>63719202
Canelo/Cotto starting right now you dumb faggot
>>63719184
>tfw you will never make out with anon after he licks another anon's cum off Ronda's mole
which ufc commentator is into the freakiest sex?
>>63719116
Probably a thousand considering amsterdam is a jew invested shithole
>>63719236
modern boxing is boring as fuck
>>63719200
The memes would be dank as fuck
>>63719241
Goldy, and it's not even close. He likes to watch them die before he makes new holes and fucks those I heard.
Formiga takes this.
>>63719118
>ronda dives for the armbar
>locks from the bottom
>holly heem goes for the smash
I can feel it
Who else is watching the boxing instead of manlet wrestling?
>>63719241
>>63719241
>>63719241
Goldie probably has coke binges and ends up killing the hookers he uses to snort coke off of.
>>63719246
>canelo/cotto will be boring
not a fucking chance brother
![HenryCejudoUFC300x375[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gfN8csX.jpg "HenryCejudoUFC300x375[1].jpg")
>no gold shorts
fuck reebok to be honest family
>>63719241
It's so obviously goldy
>>63719308
i could see goldie organising a swingers party and supplying a boat load of coke
Dont really give a fuck about Cejudo but i miss his gold shorts
WHERE THE FUCK IS THERE A COTTO/ALVAREZ STREAM?
/heem/ PLS
>>63719242
Nah, probably like €200, assuming you supplied the costume, I'd say. I mean, I can get a hot blonde Bulgarian bitch to deepthroat my dick with no condom then let me fuck her in the ass for that, I can't imagine a little cosplay would be more.
Buttery Bread
The perfect bread.. for whatever happens
>>63719391
I feel the exact same way. For someone I don't care about, this is surprisingly one of the worst things about the Reebok deal.
someone needs to update this with Ronda
You think Chael Sonnen can make his girl cum with his little white dick?
>Bread and butter in the octagon
Oh no
>>63719241
I gotta go against the grain and say Bruce Buffer. You know that dude's done some shit.
>>63719428
'no'
>>63719433
>little
>>63719392
hls://https://streamup.global.ssl.fastly.net/app/mikegays-stream/chunklist.m3u8
>>63719428
Already been done
> 5'4"
>>63719428
That's been done. Several times. F-faggot.
I got Canelo lads
>that has been his BREAD and BUTTER
>bread and butter in the octagon
Its spreading already.
Who /buttery bread/ here?
is this.. a FLW fight thats actually interesting? wow finally
>>63719433
the penis enlargement pills made me fail a drug test. dana said it so it's true
That nigga said bread and butter. We have reached meme dankness singularity.
10-9 Formiga
Cejudo's probably going to win though
>>63719479
/butterybread/ for life
Wtf i just learned that i have all the fights on a French sports canal on my TV.
Fucking amazing.
>>63719027
>makeup applied using a paint roller
>still looks below average
She should have shown her nips
>>63719428
>>63719393
Yeah i know i ment that in amsterdam they are scamming jew whores
>>63719540
They're all on TSN, nigga
>>63719479
i'm more of a biscuit in the basket man myself
Fuck, I never get over how much flyweight fights look like watching a pair of 12-year-olds fight.
They don't even look like real people. Not even memeing.
>>63719577
Welp that's even better. Thanks anon.
>>63719554
It's not that I want Dana to die, but that'd be okay.
Commentators sucking this Cejudo guy's dick pretty hard. Hasn't been particularly impressive imo
Brian Stann is the worst fucking commentator.
has this fight heemed everyone?
20-18 Formiga
Cejudo needs to use his wrestling because he's getting picked apart and beaten to every punch.
>>63719685
But he's so professional and a real human bean.
>>63719685
Why do you hate America?
no one gives a fuck about this shit division
Cejudo is the definition of a manlet
>>63719694
I'm sleepy
>>63719717
I think it's 19-19.
>>63719685
no he isnt.
shut up
>>63719719
I feel like it's a bunch of tryhards who suck his dick. The first two weeks anik was around people were all ROGAN SUCKS ANIK IS GREAT
and then they moved on to supporting this fucking mediocre neanderthal who has never said anything intelligent and routinely confuses fighters.
>>63719768
Why do people still pretend to enjoy boxing now that MMA exists?
>>63719805
see >>thesenuts
Do these manlets actually need to gain weight flr the weighins?
>>63719694
I had my head down on a kleenex box for most of that round.
Can't keep my eyes open.
/snacks&hoez/
WE LOVE YOU BASED CANADABRO
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Why doesn't the Huezilian go all out? He has to know Uncle Dana has the judges paid off for his future cash cow Cejudo. He has 0% chance of winning a decision.
Brian Stann should be permanently replaced by Dan Hardy
omg fuck this
125 lbs division - aka literally the worst division in all of UFC
Just dropping by to put a curse on UFC 194.
Both The Chris and Aldo will be pulled from the card due to injury.
Will Diego/Lamas save this card?
4 decision fights jesus christ
>>63719867
Women's strawweight exists
>>63719848
Cejudo will never be a cash cow. No one gives a fuck about flyweights.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
29-28 Formiga. neither of these guys have anything for Mighty Mouse.
>The Messenger
What message would you like to deliver this zilch?
>>63719891
I love to watch joanna pound cans
>>63719761
meriboo detected
manlets should be kept for the facebook fights now the main fuckin card geez.
>that Uriah Hall rape face
dana please buy glory and put kickboxing matches instead of these boring hugfests pls
Mighty Mouse will destroy Cejudo
>>63719882
Fuck off, bobandy
>>63719883
yes
>>63719952
that's hannibal buress
Cejudo is a literal manlet
you have to be on crack if you gave cejudo the second round
>>63719952
keep uriah away from the white wimmin
what fighters do girls like?
>>63719971
Why did you have to post this? Now i have to fap.
>30-27 Cejudo
>29-28 Formiga
>30-27 Cejudo
Someones getting fired
All these fucking decisions.
>not scoring that fight for cejudo
you literally are retarded
>>63719891
Nah I've seen good strawweight fights (mostly Joanna)
I've yet to see a good 125 lbs fight. All decision babby pillow punches.
>Henry The Sleeper Cejudo
mexiCAN build a wall you fucking leaches
>>63720017
wowwwww, her uterus is literally screaming for his seed
>split decision
Literally lel. Tbqh I wish he would've lost so that he'd learn to fight with aggression.
>"I BELIEVE ANYBODY CAN ... MEXI-CAN"
DON'T FEAR ME...
>>63720026
Doo Ho Choi
>>63718997
what the fuck is going on in that weebum? did mohawk and tats fag blow out his knee or ankle or something when he planted for the kick?
why is mighty mouse such a douche?
>>63720073
FEAR THE CONSEQUENCES
>>63720048
feels good to be perfect like always
Is Sanchez really that bad that he couldn't be on the UFC main event?
>>63720048
does it take a long time to make these?
>>63720017
>angry white lard covered cowboy microdick kek in back
kek
>>63720097
dana's post-fight rant
>>63720124
He hasn't won a legit fight since 2010
>>63719891
You're a fucking idiot. That's like the fourth best division.
>>63720048
was there one of these for UFC 193? surely everyone picked ronda to win.
>>63720073
>DON'T FEAR ME...
best ever moment inside the octagon
diego is going to look like shit
fortunately it's impossible for this fight to be worse than cejudo's
>>63720150
i bet anything that the UFC paid judges to score fights for him and leonard garcia because they wanted mexican fighters
>>63720135
Guessing it's Carraways dad and sister.
!YES!
>>63720157
>surely
a lot of people picked holly dummy
>>63720132
It's ridiculosuly easy
>>63720169
Lamas was winning versus Mendes until he was cornered and dropped.
YES!
Put $10k on Diego Sanchez to win $40k
Why do Mexicans exist?
Why can't it just be Canadians on top, and Canadians on bottom?
>>63720196
diego doesn't have the speed, lamas will finish
is gay maynard watching this? hopefully it will inform him not to fight at FW
>>63720216
>wanting glorious tex-mex to be ruined by poutine
>>63720209
sure you did buddy
>>63720183
Holy shit how did you get those upside down i's?
>>63720216
Because the fucking Spainjews loved gold so they went over and BTFO the Aztecs, so now we have Mexicans.
>>63720216
>canada
>good
>>63720252
I thought he retired on account of having a worse chin than his grandmother?
>>63720156
ALRIGHT FUCKERS
It's time to butter your fucking bread and get ready for a real goddamn fight. Wake up and smell that yeasty goodness you shits, The Dream is fighting
YES
YES
YES
I love weird fights like this
THE DREEEEEEAM
YES
YES
YES
YES
wow that guy was fucking psyched.
WEEEEEEEW
>>63717722
Think I've just about confirmed it's my crappy internet causing timeouts.
Based on what you've said, I've set only a request of the ufc.tv main page to use proxy, the rest use no proxy -- seems to work!
http://pastebin.com/9TzFJrV5
>>63720268
I'm a big boy
Lamas won't make this exciting.
He will fight too safe and strategically
Did Diego take his stevia before this fight?
i love this jazz hands stance diego is using
wtf is going on? im so confused right now... dozed off at the end of the cejudo/formiga fight as its 5am. Woke up and its only now getting to diegos fight? I didnt even miss a fight? I was out for like 30-40 minutes.
>>63720402
True. Llama is a boring faggot.
>>63720411
Doesn't look like it. He's got an aspartame pace tonight.
>takedown
lamas going memekicks
>>63719971
BREHS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eklNtd-kA0M
>>63720435
Ronda jumped in the ring wearing nothing but buttery bread and did an Ultimate Surrender match with Joanna, it ended in a double orgasm draw. You missed it.
diego is trying really hard to shove his head or butt on lamas' dick
that round went by fast!
>>63719971
>perking ass when distributing stats
I guess Llamas 10-9
sanchez already gassed
Lamas looked sharp.
Bread nice and buttered over here guys.
Diego looking handsome no homo
>>63720524
>min maxing
Diego is terrible.
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Last Three UFC Fight Events have been shit. Not sure if this one is worse than UFC 193 or UFC Fight Night: Belfort vs. Henderson 3.
heem drippy
>>63720559
I miss the psychotic, Full Metal Jacket look Diego had a couple years ago.
but fer real, what the FUCK is going on in op's vid? or a better angle maybe?
>>63720561
>not putting your points in tits
Your ass is below bar level, so dudes at bars can't immediately see it. Your tits, however, are easily visible, and thus contribute better to getting free shit.
ruthless leg kicks from lamas
Greg Jackson should throw in the towel
This is just going to take more time off his recovery
LEG FUCKED
LEG FUCJKED
oh fuck another broken leg
lol diego broke his leg
sanchez will have dementia when he's 35, man
>>63720393
pottery in motion m8. Have you tidied the whole script up because it seems easier to read compared to the 1.0 version
Literally WWE
Will Diego take another fight at FW??
>>63720614
>tfw no filipina GF
>>63720634
>implying he doesnt have it already
webm da broken leeg
Some pretty slick stuff here.
>>63720504
based pres
webm of leggy breaky when
>>63720634
all fighters will
lol anderson silva would be on the ground crying
is diego actualy BREAKY?
>>63720614
Rufio got his leg fucked up by a nasty leg kick, tried to push through it in rd 2, then decided to try to throw a memekick like a retard and it went out on him causing him to have to tap.
Fuck Diego needs a finish to win. Llamas won the second round decisively and probably secured the first as well
>fedor it
what does that mean lads?
CHECK EM AND BLAST EM
>>63720662
>>63720673
He regenerated during the break.
Can someone give me link
>>63720708
thanks canada bro
>>63720730
>during the break
DIEGO POWERING UP
>>63720748
oh my sweet fuck
>chubby asians
that makes my dick diamonds
>>63720748
brehs.....
>>63720748
You got some good shit Canada bro.
>>63720748
>very close to a tko via leg kicks
>I know, I'll lean on him
Fucking retard.
>almost finish your opponent with strikes
>go for a takedown
Dude wtf....
>>63719106
Fuck, Moontasri may be the coolest sounding last name I've ever heard.
>>63720638
yeah first version i was just trying to get it to work at all. now i'm polishing the turd ;)
>>63720778
>throwing the flying knee with the broken leg
M A D M AN
A
D
M
A
N
>>63720748
>uncontrollable urge to impregnate something
HEEM LEAKY
diego is the absolute king of just bleed
>>63720802
Canadian KFC is a meme I can get behind
>fries instead of wedges
>>63720802
>a cookie
i'd rather have some extra butter for my bread
>inb4 judges give the fight to Diego
>an emphatic 'yes' as customary of Diego Sanchez
Why is Stann so based bros?
holy shit FUCK lamas
30-25 lamas
