13th matchday
>friday
Hamburger SV 3-1 Borussia Dortmund
>saturday
Borussia Mönchengladbach - Hannover 96 (15:30)
VfL Wolfsburg - Werder Bremen
VfB Stuttgart - FC Augsburg
Eintracht Frankfurt - Bayer 04 Leverkusen
1. FC Köln - 1. FSV Mainz 05
FC Schalke 04 - FC Bayern München (18:30)
>sunday
Hertha BSC Berlin - TSG 1899 Hoffenheim (15:30)
FC Ingolstadt 04 - SV Darmstadt 98 (17:30)
>de gay
>Dirtmad
Dare I say it?
>bundesliga over already
>november
noice
First for SVD 98! Seriously I leave my country for a year and my team goes from 3rd to 1st league
>>63683437
it was over early october
they only play well against us such bs
that is the last 15 quid I ever use for betting
For whom will Dortmund fans root tomorrow, Bayern (if they win the championship is pretty much decided) or >schalke (their hated rival)?
>>63683437
It never started
I have a friend who lives in Mettmann and supports Bayern
How do I call him a bandwagoner cunt in German?
>>63683463
reminder that Hamburg only lost 1 out of the last 10 games at home against Dortmund
yet Dortmund's odds were about 1.3 to 1.4
Hope we get another Motzki Hummels interview tßb
>>63683471
Erfolgsfan Fotze
>>63683444
>leave my country for a year
Where did you go?
>>63683464
Schalke
It's just friendly banter
>>63683471
>Mettmann
Hahahaha
>>63683471
Sie ungehobelter Flegel!
>>63683471
"fotziger Erfolgsfan"
>>63683471
Zusammenprall und Aufschrei
>>63683504
By Mettmann I mean the district, he lives in some shitty town within it
>>63683487
Japan for st>>63683483
udying. Japs are all plebs, either Bayern or Dortmund fans
>>63683522
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3ESV9M8yTg
>>63683503
>It's just friendly banter
nah its not, not at all
its not too uncommon for people from those places to not even say the name of the other city
>>63683471
Hurensohn always works. Ask him if he knows a band called "Die Toten Hosen"
>>63683543
You see? As I said, friendly banter, complete display of love between Westphalians.
>>63683545
wena nido
ugh
>>63683672
what
Will Breitenreiter thank Bayern for the trashing tomorrow after the match?
>>63683744
Bayern better not make his little kid cry again.
>>63684637
which one
>Lasogga was wearing a shirt picturing him as superman under his jersey
Funniest guy in the bundes
comfy
>>63683446
underrated/unseen post from last thread
>>63686237
I'll admit it's comfy, but I hate winter.
>>63683437
Nice "league" smech
mfw Hamburg beats Dortmund in the rückrunde and survives relegation by a 3 point margin
>>63683444
>>63683487
Syria la
>>63689842
>wating based hsv to be relegated
>>63683437
it was an intense race for the title
ugh
>tfw no team in world football will EVER make people as madly enraged as HSV
What's for lunch?
>>63691084
currently making some nutsnails
>>63691110
What are nutsnails
>>63691071
Because no team is such a Kackverein like HSV
hello?
>>63691467
what?
>>63691473
how are you?
>>63691492
none of your business
>>63691496
Ugh... /bundes/ is the official /sp/ safe space, please don't be rude here.
>>63691526
leave me alone
where is everyone?
>>63691775
fapping to gomez
Just had second breakfast
>>post yfw schalke-bayern and real madrid-barcelona on at the same time
>>63691866
>not watching city - liverpool
>>63691866
>comparing an unimportant post-season friendly with a real league fight
>>63691883
>>63691866
Did IS plan this matchday??!!!!
Absolute terror!
>>63691883
when is that on?
>>63691905
18:30 cet
>>63691911
jesus christ
>>63691866
>>63691883
>>63691893
>>63691905
>>63691911
>>63691937
>>63692211
Good morning to you too
>>63692220
Hello too
>>63692280
Yes hello
hi
>>63692671
stop banevading
>>63692683
Why does he wear the mask?
caffeine isn't good for you Britain
>>63692822
should have drunken more milk
here to see muto
>>63692671
hello
can't decide who's the most annoying
Chile, France or Brazil
thank god Croatia fucked off
>>63693163
leave chile alone
Am I , dare is say it , a tactical mastermind who should get hired by some big football teams?
How can you not love paul jones
ugh
How the fuck are Manchester United first in the league? They're not even Dortmund-tier nowadays
>>63693567
because city, arsenal and leicester haven't played yet
>>63693596
How the fuck are Manchester United top 5 in the league? They're not even Dortmund-tier nowadays
ugh
Here we go
>>63693818
Where is everyone??
Game delayed in Stuttgart
>>63693852
ded, all the /bundes/ posters were in the Bataclan
>>63693858
terry-wrists?
>>63693852
IRC probably
>>63693852
i was told today that my grandma has cancer
not in the mood for football today 2bh
will still be watching tho
>>63693852
icq
>>63693852
Eating lunch
>>63693954
looks a bit disgusting, but it's probably quite tasty actually
What a meme of a goal
>tfw i love rice over everything desu
>tfw keto doesnt allow me to eat rice
I will kill myself yesterday
based chicharito
CHICHARITO
H
ICHIcHICHI
lol
Chicharito!!
also
>dat frankfurt spaghetti carbonara
>>63694310
What did he mean by this
>>63694449
Maybe he tried to remember the choreography to the Las Ketchup song but fucked up just like their defense.
>>63694449
Something to do with offsides
>>63694449
switch the two interiors to shuttlers in a rhombus and have the mediocentro play as a hybrid mediopunta
>Bayern and Dortmund not playing
>thread dies
epic
>>63694557
maybe everyone is scarred of terrorist attacks and decided to avoid this thread.
CHICHARITO
H
I
C
H
A
>>63694578
puta madre !
>chichagoato scores
>illegales tor
kek
>>63694578
I´m glad he´s doing well in germany,
>>63694600
the defensive wall was stumped pretty hard
I just got my sides and back cleaned up and my tips cut because I didn't want to make a decision btw.
frankfurt needs to be coached by donald trump
>>63694624
Eintracht should call trump
>>63694652
He would immediately terminate the Mexian strikers. No one would be pushing them around.
Chokenkusen
>>63694701
oh well, Bremen is at it again. what can you 2bh
What went wrong?
>>63694774
nothing. The great Sportverein of Hamburg just exposed the oh so great "tatktikfuchs" tuchel.
Tuchel is nothing short of one overrated cunt.
>>63694774
Postterroristic stress disorder
>Alexander "Carlo "Bud Spencer" Pedersoli" Zorniger
>zorniger
finally he gets exposed as the meme he always was
>>63694557
Better than plastic fans shitting up the thread.
another özil assist
>>63694766
nothing better than fischköppe losing
Friendly reminder that Superman stopped the fuccbois yesterday.
>>63695023
nigga is on fire
>tfw you will never see özil assisting ronaldo again
Are Zorniger and Breitenreiter the most unlikable Bundesliga coaches?
>>63695159
>Zorniger
>unlikeable
??
>>63695159
>Breitenreiter
>unlikable
??
>>63694544
Not sure what i dislike more: Seeing Olivier Giroud score or Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang
>>63695196
Breitenmemer jumped the shark when he went to Schlacke
>>63695291
so you hate attractive people and black people?
>>63695297
he works for an unlikable club, but that doesn't mean he himself is unlikable
just like not everyone working for tobacco companies or arm manfacturers are bad people
RIP bre men
87'
Troy Deeney (pen.)
1 - 1
90'
1 - 2
(o.g.) Troy Deeney
Why did nobody tell me about this
Good night
>>63695553
>shemen
>>63695553
love goals like that
>arsenal
is today international own goal day?
>>63695696
Tuchel is a trendsetter
>leicester [lester] unironically 1st currently
what is going on over there on the island?
Bye bye Mr.Zornigger guy
>bremen
>stuttgart
oh boy
>>63695768
They have a lot of fast, hard working players and the one and only Vardy.
>>63695177
Just look at his face
>>63695897
His smile and optimism: gone
Wow, Good shot!
>>63695929
Is Bremen even trying?
Monchengladbach costing me money here. Fucking twats
>>63696027
>betting
>>63696027
Make a vocaroo saying Borussia Mönchengladbach.
>>63696052
Has Sharia already been implemented in Germany?
>>63696058
Don't have a mic
>>63695897
Desch un hisch unbearable Schwabilonian aschent.
God damn, it feels so fucking good to see my team winning again after what felt like years. Feeling sorry for Stuttgart though
>>63696058
Not pog but
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0l0oBSnL2TA
Easy
>>63696218
pretty good 2bh
>hangover
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
BORUSSIA MONCHEN MOTHERFUCKING GLADBACH
>werdä she men
wolfsburg ruining the league tbhfam
>>63696385
Yeah
>>63696209
Took some time to shake off the shock of comic sans.
Looks like we got stögered again
>>63696442
totally understandable
El Spastico or Liversnoozen vs Shitty OR NoFunBayernWins
>>63696619
Kult Kloppo + friends vs. city is the only right choice
Neuer - Benatia, Martinez, Lewandowski, Robben, Costa, Alonso, Lahm (K), Vidal, Müller, Alaba
Ulreich - Rafinha, Boateng, Rode, Badstuber, Coman, Kimmich
>>63696655
>Lewandowski in defense
>Alaba as striker
did pep go crazy?
>>63696652
tending more to Spastico tbqh
>>63696619
Classico, if it's bad i'll watch a film instead.
>>63696619
Bayern. Who cares about fucking Kloppo or the Spaniards
>>63696619
bayern on TV, Clasico on PC
>>63696746
t. bauern "fan"
>>63696746
>calling Barca "Spanish"
edgy
>>63696619
I'll watch both
>not having 3 monitors with 2 for streams and 1 for /sp/
>>63696791
sorry, my fault.
Spaniards vs Kataclonians
>>63696720
gonna watch oh boy tonight
>>63696975
don't bother, it's shit
>>63696218
Very good.
>>63697032
why
>>63696655
dios mio
>>63697080
it's gay porn
>>63697101
what's so bad about that
>>63697329
it's gay
>>63697329
the dicks
>>63697353
>>63697365
but i like dicks
>>63697383
then go watch it
okay, that's it for bundes and /bundes/ tonite
>>63696975
>watching German movies
Oh boy
>>63697915
This.
Also:
>listening to German music
>>63698233
Is ADMX-71 a German?
Here we go
>>63698325
What are we watching?
>>63698471
oh boy
>>63698325
RMA V FCB then Liverpool
>>63698233
>not listening to music regardless of where it's from
>>63698518
Meant to reply to >>63698471
>listening to music
are u 12?
I want Robben to score soo bad! He deserves it.
Who /Robben/ here?
>6-0
kaka
>Neustädter
HAHAHAHA
>>63698615
What?
>>63698574
>>>/reddit/
RAT KING
>>63698574
Me ofc.
>>63698690
What?
>minute of silence over
>Fuss: You'll never walk alone
what is wrong with him
>>63698715
What?
>>63698778
watched too much anime
>>63698806
>tfw you will never listens to a weeb commentator who only rambles on about anime while the game is on
anyone have a stream for the bayern game pls?
This is gonna be boring.
>>63698852
fbfa5be45e92e4e75446782a233cc5d45e43b367
I don't really understand why 99% of streams are still 144p with 15fps in this day and age.
>real madshit
AHEUAHEUHAUHEUE
>>63698975
they are just Sky false flagging and forcing you to get Sky Go.
>>63699012
>>63698975
>this guy
>>63698975
I think there are a great many people who watch illicit streams. Pipes are not big enough or something.
Kloppo!
>>63699070
can't you read?
>>63699099
your computer posts are the best
>SCHALKE DESU
>SCHALKE
ALABABY
>urbs a schalko
>>63698964
is that an acestream link? i've never been able to figure out how to install it on linux
>Schlolke
5:0 incoming 2bh
>>63699099
Did Liverpool scored
Who would have thought
Jeez switch to clasico and stop embarrassing yourself
>>63699070
>acestream
lel
>>63699212
Yes. Based OG.
Why can't Alaba stop being based?
De Bruyne seeing too much time on the ball
Uhmm.....guys, why isn't Boateng playing for Schalke today?
>>63699259
i stopped touching myself at night