WAS:Philipp Grubauer starts against Dallas
CHI:Chicago will start Scott Darling on Friday
FLA:Dmitry Kulikov will miss next 2-4 weeks
DET:Detroit will start Petr Mrazek on Friday
BUF:Linus Ullmark will get the start on Thursday
COL:Reto Berra will face Pittsburgh on Thursday
STL:Colton Parayko (LBI) won't play Thursday
CLM:Curtis McElhinney will start for CBJ Thursday
NYI:Travis Hamonic confirms he wants to be dealt
WPG:Jets send highly regarded Nic Petan to AHL
CHI:Patrick Kane with two more assists in win
WPG:Mark Scheifele grabs three points in victory
First for Penguins and Lightning Broship
>>63669391
REEEEE
>America Jr is literally mad at sandwiches
>one word
>>63669296
whats better than a house party on a river right by the gulf?
>>63669418
>tfw I'm pongs fan too
kinda spoopy
>sandwich
>mfw 1 hour until Yotes BTFO the >habs
>1993
>the nation of eight Stan Lee bowls
America Jr on suicide watch
>Americaitlyns
>>63669470
Not tonight Pedro
>>63669470
>we're fine without price!
>6-1 vs the fucking Avs
Lmao
>>63669484
We're not worried, a bad game here or there doesn't undo the stellar play Condon had before that.
>>63669517
Should be overflowing with pubsubs.
>>63669517
too dank for this board my man
>tfw someone said the flyers weren't ELITE
>>63669517
I'm starting to think you guys never even eat publix. you only have 3 pictures of pub subs that you post over and over again. something fishy is going on here
>>63669542
Last time I posted a pic of my delicious publix sub and Mac and cheese meal I got banned
>>63669429
That is the Scottish flag m8
U voted no remember
>>63669548
well did you talk about it for 30 minutes afterwards and keep doing it or did you just post a hey here's my lunch and then move on with your day?
>>63669529
>talking about hockey
Bruh this is the sandwich general, please stay on topic
>>63669561
Didn't get the chance to discuss it
How long until the bolts go back to panthers tier attendance?
I give it six months.
Friendly reminder to report all Publixposters
>>63669598
Lightning attendance is almost always top 10 even in the years where they were worst in the league they're top 15
>Wild YT Streams
>Cowbell song
>>63669625
I'm always shitting things up. I like my phone though anon
>select all palm trees
>>63669638
I deem that there is not enough evidence to prove that you were banned simply for posting a sub but that you were banned for reckless posting over the course of an extended period of time. sorry but you were not banned for publix but for being a faggot. enjoy the sub I post later tonight
apple is also for faggots that cant in2tech
>>63669613
>lying on the internet
>tampon gay hockey knowledge
>>63669661
Well the post they selected in the banned screen was the pic of my dinner so that was probably it
>>63669613
>lying
>on the internet
>>63669686
they generally just pick the most recent post from your IP and ban you for it, and then delete all the posts from your IP that are in that thread.
thats why faggots post screenshots of pictures that dont seem ban worthy that they got banned for. they were really banned for a group of posts but 4chan is set up to say it was just this one.
also mods are fags and idk what this picture is but I want to see it
>>63669709
Look up past attendance m8
>>63669719
oh kek thats why I have it in this folder. it was to make fun of the retards that think wordfilters are meant to be anything but silly.
I dont understand why people still insist on talking like niggers when they get wordfiltered and look like faggots. just make a new meme you lazy cunts
>Cancerman getting the start again
FUCKING WHY
>>63669613
are you talking #s of people or % capacity as attendance
>>63669760
Number of people
>>63669726
You look it up, dumbass
You're wrong you smelly cuban
>>63669726
Not seeing em top 15 let alone top 10
>>63669758
I want Lehner back ;_;
>>63669791
Except I'm not m8 don't be mad you're getting outdone by a sunbelt team
>>63669793
Why didn't you post the year?
>>63669860
only real fans drop from 8th-21st in one dragon season
>>63669860
So does every team really
>>63669860
Kind of opposite of what you said then, my smelly Cuban friend
hi guys
>>63669880
Nope. Real team's fans stay.
>>63669879
its florida they probably had their shit wrecked by a hurricane and were waiting for the insurance checks that season so they had no spare cash
Jackets@SNES
>>63669910
>>63669910
>>63669910
Who gives a fuck
>>63669882
>>63669903
He's just going to tell you're mad at sandwiches XD
>>63669936
>>63669936
>>63669936
Stars @ Caps Game Thread
>>63669903
Sorry I was off by 3 one year and was wrong about when they were they literal worst in the NHL
>>63669900
Just like Chicago rite?
>>63669972
No, like the Habs.
bolts rangers game thread?????????????????????????
>>63669598
>>63669903
ok faggots lets talk about 07/08, worst team in the league yet still 8th in attendance. go fuck a mans dick
>>63670009
PLEASE GAIA WE NEED A METEOR
bolts rangers game thread???????????????????
>>63670009
half the bolts are fucking dead, who cares
>>63670104
i care
>>63670104
when will the rags regress. I am sick and tired of them raping the eastern conference every year
>>63670144
When the rest of Metro gets it's shit together.
Seriously, the only team in their division that is even trying this year is the Caps.
If the rags did regress, we wouldn't even see it happen because the Metro is so bad this year.
Fucking the LAFFS were beating them if it wasn't for the living blooper reel that is Bernier.
On top of that, the Atlantic is also a mess.
The Wings are off the rails, the Sens are somehow in second and the fucking Bolts are dead.
Canada versus Russia on TSN 3 lads
>yulia thread
>only one yulia pic
I blame sandwiches
>>63670246
>Mad
I ate at Silvermine Subs today, it was okay
>>63670246
>>63670283
>>63670296
The only thing that can mend relations between myself and sandwiches is a pic of Yulia with a Publix sandwich.
>>63670321
>>63670321
>>63670321
>>63670321
rags blots gt
>>63670321
>>63670321
>>63670321
>>63670321
rags blots gt
>>63670283
What kinda sub did you get?
>>63670283
that looks awful
Can we get more than 1 start for Mac? Guy deserves some time in net no question.
>every hockey game thread is deader than McClavicle's career
You did this /hoc/, you fucking chased everyone off to plebbit with your autistic memeing circlejerk.
And while they're better off staying there, the second greatest sport ever is now a ghost town on /sp/
I hope you're happy
>>63670695
we're all watching a game faggot.
>Martin Jones
Hey guys, i just got home from work. Where is the Ducks @ Florida Gamethahahahahahha just kidding i know neither of these stinky smelly teams has any fans
>>63670838
btfo
>Blow out Montreal
>Get run over by Pittsburgh
Fuck off Avalanche
>>63670695
>second greatest sport
>>63669364
>FLA:Dmitry Kulikov will miss next 2-4 weeks
y is this still a team
>>63670695
things will pick up about 70 games into the season when all the lifelong LA/Anaheim/Phoenix/Chicago/Florida fans start watching their team
>>63670871
>blow out montreal
>get blown out by the laffs
>>63670838
Well there's no Pedosota/Ruins thread, no fans either I guess.
>>63670925
because all of the pedofans are on suicide watch after their patron saint jared just got 15 years
>br00ns
>>63670951
I always knew that Italian BMT made me sexually attracted to 17 year old grills
t. oldfag
>>63670987
>>63670951
who wants a footlong?....
>some tween does
If you guys are tired of memeing like retards and actually want to watch some hockey, Stars @ Cap is a bretty gud game
>>63671208
stars, caps
>kek
>>63671208
>worse than the rags vs. basement team from texas
i'll stick with the memes thanks
Price better fuckign god damn come back soon
Condon not worth shit anymore, god damnit
>>63671290
I watched Condon play for the Bulldogs, he seemed bretty damn good
>>63671310
3rd real bad game in a row, needs a break
>>63671286
Tampa is in Florida you chink fuck
>>63671310
He was good, but for the last 3 game or so he lsot it. When shit started going badly in the AVS game i'm sure he lost the mental part, now he fucks up on easy saves.
9 fucking games and they're almost all at the same time, jesus
i want to watch more than 1 game tonight
>>63671379
They are almost all literally who teams
Who cares
>>63671339
>>63671350
WAIT THE HABS ARE DOWN 3 NIL AGAINST THE FUCKING YOTES
>>63671404
>not watching anaheim "cup favorite" ducks struggle against florida "empty stadium" panthers
>>63671423
2 goals in 5 shot in 1st period. THe Habs ARE playing quite well, but Condon let easy goals in.
>>63671423
Yotes are elite.
Smith is elite.
I'm just watching the >empty stadium panthers because I have 3 of those clowns on my fantasy team
>fight breaks out
>boxing bell sound
>JOHN CENA'S "DU DU DU DU" THEME SONG PLAYS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIGHT
>Mortal Kombat theme plays after
So much effort for an empty stadium what the fuck
>>63671634
Absolutely based
Ovechkin scores, top Russkie
>>63671764
Cupless bust
>yfw you will never be next to this woman to comfort her and make her feel okay
>>63671892
This guy will ;)
BEST TEAM IN HOCKEY
>pedosota Mild
>The state of Zucker's shattered knee that literally happened on the final second of the game
Great win tbqh with you Joe
>the state of hockey
post you're face when the dallas stars were the best team in hockey
>>63672275
>>63672333
>mfw best team in hockey
>>63672333
>>63672298
I need to see a gif of that, a 4 year old could have shattered his knee.
>tfw 4 straight wins on a 6 game roadtrip
>>63672421
>implying the >shorks will make the playoffs
>implying they won't choke in the off chance they do make the playoffs
>>63672446
because it's Cancukcs year right?
>>63672480
>>63672480
>shorks
>literally worse than the Canucks as always
im glad jason zucker is hurt
>>63672651
Go say that on Pedosota's subreddit, they're freaking out about that vicious slash.
>>63672567
hi lol i trol u how was your day
are the cantpucks going to lose tonight or are they not playing?
>>63672713
Go the fuck back to Reddit you absolute nigger
>rags
>rags
>>63672749
While they are not playing, I am confident they will manage to lose in OT tonight and pick up a loser point nonetheless
>rags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJYWuP_Pp64
>rags
Fakkin
>r
>a
>g
>s
>rags
>fags
>rags
By god, why are Finns so based? Like how?
Is it to offset the heritage disease?
>all those bishop miracle saves
>all those chances
>glimmers of hopes everywhere
Are you considering suicide rags fans? I would be.
>rangers lose
>canadiens lose
FIRST PLACE
I
R
S
T
P
L
A
C
E
>rags
>losing to the >rags
kys publixfags
>no west coast games
>all games over by 7:30
what do
>Rangers
>Avalanche
>Capitals
>Canadiens
Fuck
>>63672961
I guess they have all the west coast teams go on the road at the same time to go through their eastern games in one trip, but it fucking sucks.
memeist team?
13-14 Avalanche
14-15 Flames
15-16 Coyotes
?
>>63670239
I was at the game. Got ice level seats.
>>63673067
>any team memier than the 14-15 snes
Price is starting tomorrow
>>63673115
They were only meme for a month
>>63673103
Based, might be the best WJC team assembled since 2004
Wouldn't be surprised if >we lost this year
3 on 3 is unbelievably meme. Just a bunch of 2 on 1s, such bullshit.
3 of the top 4 OHL Scorers are American
>Canakeks
>>63673222
Also was at the QMJHL vs Russia game tonight. Wasn't quite as good.
>>63673304
dank af
>>63673333
Quads do not lie. I'm loving the series so far. Who stood out for you?
Is this guy autistic
https://twitter.com/SteveBurtch/
(ex-blogger, writes for Sportsnet now)
>>63673401
yeah he's one of those "can't see the forest because he's too busy looking at the trees" autists, too obsessed with dCorsi
>>63673401
>pension plan puppets
SJW confirmed
That Spatula goal. God damn Rags that was brutal.
w-well time to start a-another streak!
Friendly reminder that the Kings had NO FANS before 2012
I'll bet a pub sub is more than $5 and it didn't taste as good as this
>>63673229
3v3 is based god faggot
>>63673481
nah it's shit senpai, literally just one step above shootouts
>>63673229
>cheering for a team of slowpokes
>>63673438
kek dCorsi, he's literally the only statfag who uses it.
finds ways to argue about everything and types in long fragments like a robot. I think he might be the only actually autistic person in sports writing.
Justin Abdelkader-Henrik Zetterberg-Dylan Larkin
Brad Richards-Pavel Datsyuk-Teemu Pulkkinen
Any wingsbros in here? Abdelkader is freezing cold and where the fuck did Pulkinen come from on the 2ND line?
>>63673502
That's the fucking point nigger nuts. Shootout is fuckin lame.
>>63673520
>7 (SEVEN) YEARS
>>63673380
Svechnikov for the Russians. Big, fast, good hands. Currently plays for Cape Breton, drafted by Detroit this year iirc.
Chabot was pretty good defensively for the Q, Perron and Joesph were good offensively.
Would've liked to see Audette play, too bad he was injured.
>>63673546
3 on 3 is only slightly better. It's literally just the shootout with some skating.
>>63673547
That was so dumb.. If he looked to be producing as he did last year I'd understand. Buuuuuuut uhh Larkin?
Are the dedwings the most bandwagoned franchise in NHL?
>>63673567
>it's literally shootout with some skating
>>63673567
At least in 3x3 you don't have to review whether or not a player touched the puck twice
>>63673601
From the 90s to around 2013 I'd say. Then the Hawks finally surpassed them
Hockey is gay
>>63673626
so is your mom but she still sucked my dick
>>63673579
Yeah, but being an all out nigger faggot DEFINITELY makes you a nigger faggot >>63673601
That happen when you make the post season a quarter of a century, while drafting some of the most hallmark players of all time.
Shit every year someone who played for the wings makes the HOF
>>63673576
Loyalty comes at a price, in the cap world it's easy to laugh but it goes a long way to show outsiders how well Detroit treats its own. People ridicule the Cleary signing every year but to me it shows just how unwavering Kenny Hollands loyal is.
>>63673636
9/10 senpai senpai desu sir.
>>63673670
shootouts are better than ties tbqh
>>63673670
The > kongs literally missed the playoffs last season because of losing shoot outs
>>63673653
>You want me to sign in Detroit? Nah, I'll play for a team that doesn't waste cap space and has a chance to win a cup
>>63673653
Detroit fans are a weird breed of asshole. While ruin fans are rabid and Cawks fans are from 2010, Wings fans all think they are Roman emperors who have the power to give the thumbs up and down.
That is a good point, pretty much the only appealing thing players Have to come here. Everyone says the same thing: "The Red Wings organization is 1St class in every way."
Now let's post some doges
Hey.
I'm back in LA,
Darryl Evans's son goes to my school.
>>63673713
What like Edmonton, Annabeth, LA, >rags, etc?
Lel
>>63673653
that loyalty is why they've become mediocre though, that's not worth praising
>>63673670
The >kongs missed the playoffs because of loser points/SOW points last year and the >perds missed the year before that.
>>63673718
Don't forget that Kongs fans are smell beaners new fans watching since 2012
>>63673746
They may be mediocre now but uh, they've never been gifted like Chicago or pongs
Why can't the Rangers beat the Bolts? Everyone else and their faggot friends can, but the Rangers can't? What gives?
>>63673788
I only looked at ROWs. If you take a game past 65 minutes you don't deserve any points
>>63673793
They'll need it soon though, can't win without stars in this league. They have basically no defense at all too. It's sad what has happened to a great franchise.
>>63673809
Because the Rags are a paper tiger team
>>63673809
Normally I would say it's because they play a similar system with slightly less talent. After tonight I don't know. Maybe it's just mental?
>>63673821
That's literally from yesterday from FSN, when Detroit played the caps.
>>63673836
I don't think it's sad, sports are cyclical, they've had an insane run as it is.
>>63673836
>no defense
Sproul, Jensen, Oulett, and Marchenko actually have been looking quite sexy
>>63673945
If they successfully rebuild while keeping the post season streak some how, it'll literally defy all sports logic
Friendly reminder that the Stors are the biggest pretenders in the league and are a first round exit babby team
>>63673986
WHO?
>>63673912
Winnipeg: 36 ROW, 14 shootouts = 86 points
LA: 38 ROW, 10 shootouts = 86 points
Jets have the tiebreaker
>>63673912
The important thing to remember is that changing the way you hand out points will change how coaches plan and how teams play. Teams will approach games differently if going to OT means they risk losing the chance to get 2 points.
>>63673952
>literally who: the defense
>>63674008
The Stars. The legendary outlaws?
>>63673986
This may be true, but I enjoy watching Seguin and benns bromance blossom
>>63674046
They're AHL kids you spazz
>>63674085
all busts senpai, if they were good they'd be in the NHL
>>63673986
reminder they already btfo the penguins twice, the jets, the wild, the capitals, the red wings, the broons and the shorks
>>63674102
Yeah dude, the fact that they Haven't replaced Kronwall, Green, and Erricosn means they suck.
>>63674132
>weed makes me sneeze
>I smoked in high-school
>I take adult drugs
Massive faggot detected
>>63674150
>the fact that they Haven't replaced Kronwall, Green, and Erricosn means they suck
With the exception of Krongwall it does
>>63674132
Yea but weed makes me appreciate adult drugs more . Especially after coming down from Molly or Yay
Go Ducks!
If you guys want some good laughs check out the Rags reddit.
>>63674086
It means that you were right that it didn't matter for the Kings. But Nashville and New Jersey in 13-14 would have both made it so whatever you read must have used some weird logic anyway.
>tfw the 2015-2016 Filthadelphia Flylels draft Auston Matthews 1st overall
>tfw someone was laughing at bad teams overpaying for bad players
>tybholmgren
>cocaine
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
>>63674179
Come on Canada.
>>63674315
>krongwall
lel oops
>>63674278
> not doing cocaine
What are you, some kind of candy ass roody poo?
>>63674217
>perc
>Xanax
So you don't do a drug that relaxes you but doesn't impair you physically, for drugs that turn you into a literal retard until you black out.
You're about as adult as a 14 year old emo suburban boy.
>>63674369
Lol I didn't notice this either.
Again though, not sure if you were commenting earlier but the wings havent had the pick of the crop in a while. The kids on D in Grand Rapids have been mad developed; all of them were literally literally who's when they were picked up from juniors or college.
>>63673520
>Nyquist
>Not on the top line
>Pulkkinen over Tatar on Datsyuks wing
Shit desu
> binland
Problem america jr?
yfw the kings win the cup
>>63674795
you in the thread last night F A M? haha
>>63674842
that's a terrible looking burrito
>>63674882
Yea looks more like a closed up taco
>>63674882
looks like a taco bell value mean thing
>>63669364
>she's getting older
>in another year or two she will look fucking amazing
>>63674911
Everyone I see this it reminds me of how everybody eats here.
>>63674842
no true mexican would eat something that looked like that del taco shit
>>63674795
>MFW the cheapest Laffs tickets are $50 and they're standing room only.
>>63674842
>that lipstick
who do women insist on dressing up like whores?
>>63674842
>being able to actually pick up a burrito
0/10 m8
>>63674146
>lost to the laffs
>twice
>elite in any way shape or form
>>63675031
>>63675031
>>63669364
>yulia is still best
No doubt
Also
>yfw the Star win the Stan Lee Cup
>>63675405
Sweet 5head on your waifu.
>>63675405
y-you too
>>63675429
Shut up
>>63675478
Don't get so defensive, Yoshimitsu, it makes you look insecure. You aren't insecure about that landing pad on her face, are you?
>>63674842
The Kings have played 2x more games at home than on the road and have had one of the easiest schedules to start the season in the entire league. They will regress and miss the playoffs, again.
>>63675549
Bettman can't keep getting away with it
>>63672325
My girlfriend has a cat named "snickers" that I started calling "smuckers". Then i called the cat "smuk" and now I call it "smuk frok"
>>63675617
I'm sorry Anon. It's autism. You've got 6 months to live. Make them dank.
>>63675031
>>/r9k/
why is he so elite bros?
>>63675015
>mfw wongs season tickets for little over a g
>>63674132
kill yourself
>>63672333
>>63672275
>>63672342
>best team in hockey
>>63676189
Wait a few years senpai
>>63676189
Leastern on suicide watch yet again, will they do it this time?
>>63676199
Yall wanna know what the playoffs or cups are like?
>>63676240
Provide dope ass hockey for decades?
