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AUS vs NZ 3rd Test starts on the 27th. It is the first ever Day-Night Test
India are 1-0 up against Shit Efrica after 2 Tests (2nd was completly washed out after day 1)
Ian Bell has been dropped by Englel and his Test career is probably over
Rashid is playing for Sadelaide in the Big Based League
Red Melbourne are on championship watch. Pic very related.
lfwrlabm
enjoy your dead "poomunity"
Reminder that these are typical Australian pooposters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUg-8NWRk98
>>63662803
This is a good OP
got invited to a party tomorrow lads
>>63662847
nice one mate don't fuck it up
>Bell and Ratshit dropped
>Compton and Ballance recalled
How uncharacteristically sensible, although Ballance's weakness to the short ball is worrying in SA. Let's hope 4 months+ away has given him time to work on it.
James Hildreth ditched again in favour of literally who's such as Jordan and Patel.
Is there a more overlooked player than Hildreth?
>>63662740
postan in epic bread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajX6CGDMvB8
>>63663073
I made tandoori chicken today with Coles naan. Was pretty nice desu.
haddin on pooicide watch
Bell dropped, whew.
Will Cook make a hundred against SA?
>>63663665
Never thought it was going to happen desu
Who /expectingretirementnoticetoday/ here?
>>63663672
Will Cook was a western writer m8
>>63663640
>Fatshit has more votes than Harris, Rogers and Baddin combined
>Rashid is playing for Sadelaide in the Big Based League
Based Tone would have shipped him off to Christmas Island. Disgusting.
>>63664120
>LE ___ LE ____ ______ XDXD
Fairy floss Zooper Dooper is pretty dope tbqh.
>>63664314
Never had a zooper dooper in my life tbqh
I remember asking my mum if I could buy a pack with my pocket money as a kid and she said no :(
>>63664387
Didn't you have them at your primary school canteen?
You a freshcunt m7?
>15 replies
>5 hours
kek, nice 'poomunity'
>>63664401
had some frozen fruit juice shit that didn't look twice as good
for 20 c for half of one was a pretty great deal though
>>63664420
We paid 30c for a half Zooper Dooper.
They didn't have no fancy Fairy Floss or "Blue" one back then.
!!!!!OFFICIAL RETRO ZOOPER DOOPER COLOURS POWER RANKINGS!!!!!
1. Purple
2. Red
3. Brown
4. Orange
5. Green
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9000000001. Yellow
Don't even start with the fucking other packet with the fucked up flavours.
GOAT canteen ice cream coming through
>>63664479
Where is your god now?
>>63664511
what the fuck is that you old cunt?
>>63664522
DA GOAT.
>tfw some anon makes you feel old af
you LITERALLY cannot beat these
>>63663640
I mean, Baddin kinda did literally drop the ashes.
>>63664535
man, how fucking old is this?
Gaytimes weren't kill and Twisters were called Zipps
Fuck me, I forgot there was sunkist icy poles, this is ancient la
>>63664535
they still sell em mate?
>>63664535
>super cornetto
the fuck, I don't remember those
>>63664556
This is like mid 90's, but the photo looks 80's as fuck.
This one is probably the last one I remember.
>>63664561
I don't think they sell them any more and haven't since the mid-90's. It was the most refreshing thing ever in summer since it was sorbet in the shape of the fruits.
>>63664573
Gimmicks and an extra 50c or some shit.
>Buying anything over $2 in primary school
Fucking rich cunts.
>>63664631
holy shit those prices
>>63664631
fucking warps were GOAT, then suddenly they were gone :(
prob my fav ice cream ever
>>63664631
>you will never buy a blue ribbon ice cream tub and eat it with a popsicle stick again
>>63664682
>His school didn't use the flat plastic paddles that kids used for the small Nutella packets
I know them feels though bruv.
>>63664682
actual feels, I loved those things
>75c paddle pops
this legit makes me mad
>Poo Peelanders call a "Golden Gaytime" a "Cookie Crumble"
What a bunch of poofs lmao.
this is the only acceptable childhood ice cream
>>63664744
At least New Zealand has kept their original European name, having your whole country re-named to appease non-whites is the ultimate beta act... Isn't that right New Holland?... Er I mean "Australia"
>>63664314
>Fairy floss Zooper Dooper
You just can't make this shit up. literally kekking all my keks.
Why is everything got to be called 'fairy' this and 'fairy' that in ausfairylia?
No wonder you all have grown up to be faggots.(j/k)
>>63665899
>american edumacation
The name Australia is of Latin origin, surely nothing to do with the aboriginal people there.
>>63666746
Then where do boomerangs come from smartguy?
poopeelia on pooicide watch
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>>63664631
BUBBLE 'O BILL A GOAT
>>63663640
Harris getting only 6% is a FUCKING DISGRACE
>>63667822
It just shows how casual most Australian cricket """fans""" are.
How it should look;
1. Harris: 30%
2. Rogers: 25%
3. Clarke: 20%
4. Johnson: 15%
5. Watson: 10%
6. Haddin: 0%
It's not really that hot so far in Sydney lads
usually on really hot days it's already quite warm by this time of the morning but it's still cool where I am
>>63665899
>Calling your country "New Holland" and being a cu.ck to Dutchcu.cks
Nigga it's Latin from the term "Terra Australis".
Check
>>63668071
Yeah this.
I would be surprised if it cracked 40 at this rate.
10am and still only 25 degrees.
>that glorious feel when you make the last post in a thread
>its getting over 25
its fucking hot lads
It's fairly hot, chaps.
>>63664744
>inferior Australian icecreams
Just call them shit on a stick tbqh
>>63664631
>>63668071
Well I was wrong
It was pretty cool for a large chunk of the morning but then it became boiling hot very quickly
>>63670304
>paying $1.05 for an ice cream
>having to fuck around with all that change
gross
>>63670327
it's gonna get even hotter
they say the heat will keep rising throughout the afternoon and will peak between 4-5pm
okay aussie cunts me and the boys are hitting up melbs in feb what's some hot shit we should do pham
http://www.espncricinfo.com/south-africa-v-england-2015-16/content/story/942241.html
>ankle surgery
rip in piece mark good you were good for a bit pls dont change the run up it's meme as fuck
>>63670607
probably go to a gay bar or something whatever floats your boat
WWTL
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>two weeks straight of rain
>now an unbearable heat wave
fuck this weather man
hello
LADS
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>>63671231
Recovered from the final yet lad?
>tfw no qt au/sp/ thread
>>63673144
au/sp/ on pooicide watch
>>63673153
>LE BOOICIDE WAJJ XDXD
who /invercargill/ here tbqh?
Reminder Reclaim Australia on sunday
>>63673808
Genuinely afraid all those fucks are going to vote Pauline Hanson back in tbqh
KP is literally poorious about Bell getting dropped
>>63673896
Muslim detected
Which cricketers won't be playing in the Big Meme League because their test schedule conflicts?
>>63664461
Spot on rankings desu
Similar rankings apply to frozen primas, frozen golden circle is another matter
>>63664631
>I can't get a warp anymore
>magnums are almost 4 bucks
it's fucking hot lads
I'll start.
Drop in pitches are always bad.
>>63675218
Fuck Shane Watson
Fuck Mark Nicholas
Fuck Channel 9 commentary
>>63675218
>ABDV is still the best in the world in test cricket by far.
>Mark Nicholas is a shit commentator.
>Mark Taylor is a shit commentator.
>Did you see Mitchell Starc break 160km/h? Wow!
>Channel 9 has shit cricket coverage, I wish it was on channel 10.
>The MCG is the best cricket ground in the world.
>>63673808
Why is /pol/ so gay?
Execute all muslims.
>>63675266
you got 1 and 2 wrong desu
>>63675548
No, I got them right.
You are one of said entry level casuals if you don't think those points belong in that list.
who /depressed/ here?
>>63675590
>LE YOU ARE A CAUSAL XDXD
nicholas is shit m8
>>63675649
He's really not. If you read his articles you would know.
who /MWNN/ here
>>63675649
No he's objectively not.
That is why he consistently keeps his jobs working with channel 9, as well as in the UK and online with places like cricinfo, despite not being a top-tier ex player.
He's one of only a handful of commentators in world cricket who is able to effectively communicate the drama and nuance of test cricket to the audience. Anyone can quote stats, or give live play-by-play, but that's not Nicholas' role. He is there to link the emotional and intangible side of cricket to the audience, and he does it well.
>>63675671
fuck off poo peeland, he lonly reiterates what others around him say in anycase, writing articles is not commentating you dumb freshcunt
>>63675697
fuck is there any thing this cunt is not shit at?
He is "literally" the most depressing football fan I've seen, and I've seen and got to know a lot on this forum.
What really annoys me is he should be classified as a Melbourne supporter but he won't fucking change it no matter how many times I PM him.
>>63675699
>Anyone can quote stats, or give live play-by-play
Didn't mean to say this actually, more that MOST commentators specialize in doing these things.
>>63675712
>FRESHCUNT XDXD AU/SP/ FOR LYFE!! XDXD
You've outed yourself as an entry level casual. Kill yourself.
>>63675712
No he fucking doesn't, the others around him literally don't say anything useful, how could he reiterate that?
>>63675699
>muh scene setting
kek, keep believing this krazykreja. He is an obectivly bad commentator
>>63675739
>he is an objectively good commentator
>here is why
>he is an objectively bad commentator
>.....because I said so
>>63675729
freshcunt detected
>>63675218
I care about trip and pseudo-trip drama
>>63675739
Yeah man, I'd much rather have "JB" say "oh, I think Steve Smith is making a symbolic gesture right now, that's... that's really deep, man", completely fucking ruining what would otherwise be a great moment.
>>63675774
furious nobody with no internet persona detected
>>63675760
m8, your here is why is literally your own... because i said so.
>NOT YET HE HASN'T
nice nuancef scene setting
>>63675218
>Kane Williamson is a technically better batsman than Steve Smith
>>63675712
Mark Nicholas is not shit, but he's not fantastic either. He only seems to be in comparison to drooling retards such as Healy, Slater, Brayshaw and Warne.
>>63675835
That's just an observation though. 'Technically', there is a massive gulf between them. But if you want to rank Smoth's flapping and playing across the line and fuck-ugly ""straight"" bat shots simply because he has a better average then that's fine by me the numbers support it, but "technically", Kane is literally miles better.
>>63675857
Um, I think you mean Healz, Slatz, Jay Bee and Warnie, m8
and don't forget Tubbz and Binga
>>63675880
>responding seriously to pooality poock
>>63675880
>>63675904
smoked out the casuals
>>63675833
>not yet he hasn't
Literally the ONLY thing entry level casuals such as yourself are able to use as an example.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCNoKQABZEs
>>63676436
>asks for reasons why he is shit
>"that one doesn't count" ...because I said so
>>63676570
I didn't say it doesn't count, I said it's literally all you've got to use as an example.
Truth be told there are a few more examples you could use, but being the entry-level casual you are, you're not aware of them.
Williamson 401* coming up desu
>tfw no popeyes spicy chicken (trademark) to eat
eating crackers and smoking a bowl atmtbh
>>63676436
>that McGrath spell at Lords
muh dik
>>63664479
Poorman's scoopshake tbf
>it'll still be 31 degrees by 9pm
did you guys know that summertime is for riding bicycles?
ManWithNoName with a stunning """"defence"""" of Waleed Aly on Bigfooty right now friends
Guptill is pretty good against the pink ball. I'm expecting him to outperform latham for the first (and last) time.
poosterkuck on pooicide watch
lads, look how many (You)s I got in this thread
>>63661455
I didn't even realise I got this many replies until I checked the thread again just now
@63676966
-1 postcred for being an attention whoring gaybo
>>63676966
m8 f=ma is fucking year 7 shit seriously my 12 year old sister knows that
Lads, look at how many (you)s I got on this post
>63676974
-1 (You) cred for getting the meme wrong, freshcunt
I eagerly await your furious reply, which I won't be reading
>>63663640
>people unironically missing Baddin
He LITERALLY cost you guys the Ashes
>>63677001
wow you're just as fucking dumb as the rest of the idiots who replied to him. He never argued otherwise, he just bagged the cunt until all the nerds started crying.
>>63670665
>Jordan
>Buttler
>Woakes
nice pyjama cricket team you got there
>>63674867
McMeme
Coriander Son
ABDV
Steyn
Morkel
Guptill
Miller
Stove
Starc
MMarsh
literally why bother watching
>>63675712
Nicholas is actually decent outside Channel 9 tbf
so is Warne when he has someone sensible like Atherton to keep him in check
>>63677021
>you guys
Please point out which posters here play for the Australian cricket team
>>63675218
Career averages are relevant, because reddit.com told me so
>>63677041
Half the team from that Ashes because they're all unemployed NEETs now lmfao
audibly kekked when I saw Baddin unironically in the same room as Border and Worst Waugh in that show yesterday
>>63677041
Im a substitute fielder at the Adelaide Oval
>>63677034
>literally why bother watching
poopeeland will NEVER be given a Big Based League team
>>63675266
>ABDV is still the best in the world in test cricket by far.
There is literally nothing in the world that can disprove this. Not even Bane's GOAT run.
Look at the square turners AB's been playing on and look at the scores he's been making. Nobody apart from him has done well. Vijay has, but he's facing Harmer and Tahir, not Mishra and Ashwin.
>>63677063
good because BBL has literally ruined your test team
memeswell_in_UAE.webm
>>63677080
>the worst Australian team in four decades STILL PTFO'd Poo Peeland """""""""""""golden generation"""""""""""""
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K E K
K - E - K
Kikael Kuck is going all out
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia/content/story/942399.html?CMP=chrome
Lehmann on pooicide watch
Rod Marsh on pooicide watch
Bitchwides on pooicide watch
In three Sheffield Shield matches this summer, Marsh has tallied scores of 15, 1, 2, 92, 64 and 33, a total of 207 runs at 34.50. That leaves 17 Australian batsmen ahead of him on the seasons' first-class aggregates, plus two New Zealanders.
kek
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>>63677185
I'm literally ready for some hot shit when the autobios start landing
>>63677198
and he is literally still better than half of >your top7.
he is literally better than EVERYONE save Kane & Taylor, THAT is how shit Poo Peeland is.
Guptill is Finch-tier
Latham is basically just the Kiwi Ed Cowan
McMeme is Afridi-tier
Do you even have a number 6?
>>63677185
Based Clarke. I'm glad he's finally shed that whole ">LE NOTHING IS LE WRONG WE ARE ALL LE MATES WHO LOVE A LE GOOD BEER XDXDXD" shtick when he clearly isn't a typical Ausfailian cricket bogan like Haddin or Warne.
>>63677218
>this delusion
kek
KEK
K E K
I don't care how many runs he makes in t20s or how well he bats in the nets, he is mentally weak and that just isn't good enough. He has NO spine, NO stomach, NO mental fortitude, which automatically disqualifies him from being mentioned in the same breath as ANY of our batsmen bar Guptill.
Fuck, even Mark Craig has shown more guts with the bat in his career than Worst Marsh. This is an objective fact.
>>63677218
>3-day long triple century against a top 4 nation
>Afridi-tier
yeah man, totally.
Reminder that WA guy and krazyleddit ACTUALLY BELIEVE the runs you make in Shield cricket MEANS A THING if you're too mentally weak to replicate it at test level.
Reminder that WA guy and krazyleddit ACTUALLY BELIEVE that Chokeges is better than LRPL when he LITERALLY OBJECTIVELY AND UNIRONICALLY outscored Oldshit in his OWN HOME GROUND.
Reminder that WA guy and krazyleddit ACTUALLY DID A 180 on their stance on Taylor, saying he's a good batsman when they said a week ago he wouldn't get into the Poo Peelian cricket team, exposing themselves as SSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG FAIRWEATHER CASUALS.
kek
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>averaging 44 away from home
>being compared to Ed Cowan
kek
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>>63677185
>LE FUG LE GIGEAL GUGG XDXD
>>63677218
Guptill < Warner
Latham > Burns
Williamson > Marsh
Taylor > Smith
McCullum > Voges
Watling > Nevill
Craig > Marsh
Our top 7 is objectively superior.
>>63677293
dont waste your (You)s on krazyrebbit
literally the only Aussie more dickless and gutless than Worst Marsh is their eunuch c*ckold of a """""""""captain"""""""""""
>>63677293
>Taylor > Smith
wew lad I agree with most of it but that's a mighty push there
And while Craig may be unironically a better bat than Marsh that's kind of forgotten when you consider the fact that Craig can't bowl
>>63677293
Nominating this for most delusional post in the thread.
>>63677304
http://www.news.com.au/sport/cricket/rodney-hogg-says-steve-smiths-captaincy-makes-the-australian-team-less-entertaining/news-story/ba48c578762dac4aaa53b9b7aaf455dc
>>63677237
And McCullum is still that same batsman as much as Don Bradman is still the best cricketer in the world
Since the CWC his memery has left the atmosphere. He is quite literally Afridi-tier now. He hasn't played one good innings either in Englel or here.
>need to bat out 2 days to save the Test match
>try to slog virtually every ball bowled in your zone
sure
>>63677293
right, and that's why New Zealand is winning the series
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>>63677319
It was literally last year m8
He has lost it a bit but that doesn't mean he isn't capable. His 80 in Brisbane was solid and ended by a wrong call
>>63677319
>comparing McCullum to Don Bradman
ACBs have lost the plot
>>63677332
No, our shit bowlers are why we're losing m8, this discussion is about batting.
>He hasn't played one good innings either in Englel or here
kek
KEK
K E K
Someone clearly didn't watch the Headingley test because he's a SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG casual
>>63677318
when Khawaja cements his place he will become captain. Meme Shit is too autistic in the bad sense, like he was chimping out when Lyon took a wicket.
I just don't see in him the cricketing knowledge or the ability to motivate his team when the chips are down. Poo Peelia Ltd scored 560 and they still looked defeated mentally when Bane and LRPL were batting.
As much of a meme as McMeme is, he's always been able to keep spirits high.
>>63677319
he got out due to a howler of an umpire call
>>63677257
Proxy off.
>>63677336
>His 80 in Brisbane was solid
it was a terrible innings and if you think it was "solid" you are delusional as fuck. And since that mentality seems to be shared by your "captain" it probably explains why New Zealand is ranked 6th in the World (even at Australia's absolute nadir, >we never went below 5th)
it was streaky as absolute fuck, he could have been out several times before he was. And he is probably even worse than Kikeal Kuck @ DRS.
>you were alive to witness the combination of roads and this """"man"""" single-handedly destroy Poo Peelian cricket
feels good lads
@63677365
the rankings are a literal meme, NZ were ranked 3rd a few months ago and slipped to 6 without losing a series, Pakistan are unironically #2 despite not playing outside Asia for years, and South Africa are getting schooled like chumps in India
>tfw the kiwiposters are becoming just as cancerous as the aussies
>>63677407
like watching a little brother grow up in your footsteps
>>63677407
based daniel delivering the hard hitting truthbombs
>>63677003
Shit meme tbqh
>>63677422
From my perspective it's like seeing a mate from primary school start to hang out and take hard drugs with the drop kicks
>>63677407
It's literally just one guy. He was here before daniel and got really jealous that daniel got famous before he did, and therefore is now trying as hard as he physically can to force an ""identity"" so that people will remember him
Can we talk about Based AFL for a minute here?
I "literally" cannot understand all these casuals and ABEs tipping Essendon so low next year. I've even seen idiots on pleb footy thinking we're going to finish below Carlton.
This won't happen. Once we get cleared from the CAS we will be a top 4 side next year. Cap this.
>>63677257
>tfw finally achieved pseudotrip status
>>63677465
How can we recognize this would-be?
>>63677472
>can we ta-
No.
>>63677480
He constantly spouts au/sp/ memes in an effort to pander to them like the pathetic cunt he is.
>>63677485
Oh yeah I forgot NZ won't get ANY games of the greatest sport in the world over there next year.
Migrate to Melbourne or "literally" kill yourselves.
>>63677480
If you STILL can't identify a statsautist post it's time to reasses your life
Hey /sp/ does your gf care if you spend all day watching cricket?
>can't watch the game because I'm spending the time with her
>>63677493
Go away you fat fuck gook
>>63677472
>deluded manlet reality check supports the same afl team as me
Considering changing clubs lads, Freo looks alright
Daily reminder that we run this general.
>>63677499
Change sport. Safer.
>>63677495
She's too busy tutoring her Nigerian student these days
>>63677495
I usually at least have it on in the background when she comes in Tbh
>>63677505
Not watching AFL in WA is social pooicide tbqh
>>63677499
>manlet
Nice try but I am "literally" 6'3
>>63677494
>STILL
I'm reasonably new
>>63677511
You could support the Western Force in union m8 :^)
>>63677520
I would give anything to punch you in the balls Tbh
>playing in Adelaide
>nobody from SA in the team
easy win for us
>>63677542
easy draw*, but I'm tipping you count that as a win.
>>63677542
>thinking >we'll take wickets in flatelaide
'no'
>>63677524
Here's the statsautist post that I replied to for all to see before he deleted it
>>63677495
Y-yeah heh heh my gf totally hates it
Am I right all my gf having brothers...
>>63677554
janny deleted and sent me a warning :^(
>>63677558
How the fuck is that a rule violation?
>>63677556
Oh yeah definitely that's exactly what happens in my long-term romantic relationship too
>>63677495
Not at all. When I was with my Russian gf she didn't mind, and my little putri setan from Maluku is happy to suck on my dick during a test.
>>63677556
I thought getting a gf would be easy in a country like Australia
>>63677558
Why?
>>63677257
fuck you're awful at picking me
I don't rate Voges and I don't think he should be in the team at this stage. I think the selectors were right to pick him for the Ashes and back him for the 5 Tests but the matter-of-fact is that he blew it when it mattered.
I just don't see the point of him playing now. Australian cricket works in Ashes cycles. Is Voges going to be in the team in the 2017/18 Ashes when he is 38? I doubt it.
If we were playing a team like South Africa I could see the argument in just picking the best XI, but >we have an easy summer against NZ & Worst India. If I were the selector I'd have picked Bancroft and played Burns in the middle-order. I also still don't think Burns is a good option as an opener.
>>63677520
>Krazyleddit can't even do monikers right.
I called you that at the time because you were spamming Stove's averages in different innings (implying 1st innings runs aren't important) and spamming Kane stats.
>the based cool southerly breeze is rolling in
Can I get a 'wew lad' my sydney brethren?
>>63677554
>moderation
>on /sp/
I have LITERALLY posted my dick here and nothing happened other than mockery
>>63677563
>>63677566
"quality of posts..." etc
like i said, i only do the whole LITERALLY KEK shit every now and then
>>63677575
Gee I wonder how much the janitor got paid to do that
>>63677573
post it lad
>>63677520
Oh and the irony of YOU calling me >leddit is astounding since to pick my >leddit account YOU had to be browsing >leddit in the first instance.
>>63677575
>>63677573
Fucking hate jannies s m h.
>>63677580
>you now remember Tyrone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdC_Cu9X4wc
wonder what he's doing these days
How do they delete that when threads involving au/sp/ is 50%
>poo pee pooicide kek KEK seething newcunt
etc?
>>63677586
someone clearly reported it then, didn't they?
it's not the first time either, i've been banned for danielposting in the past
>>63677583
back 2 leddit tbhfam
>>63677586
The Jannies don't camp in threads looking for every off topic post. They literally just respond to the reports they get. Obviously someone reported your post which is why it was specifically deleted, despite all the other shitposting remaining.
>>63677591
Wasn't my post cuz, just commenting
Tfw no cheeky cricky atm
Bad feels desu
>>63677583
tbf your leddit account is pretty well-known here
>>63662740
>Rashid is playing for Sadelaide in the Big Based League
Reminder that I picked this a day before it was announced
http://www.adelaidestrikers.com.au/news/strikers-back-rashid-for-spin/2015-11-20
Reminder that my cricket knowledge is elite
>>63677591
Yeah exactly. This is why when I actually have something interesting to talk about it gets deleted, because a 4-5 autistic losers get pissed off when I talk about how great life could be.
>Kevin Pietersen has branded the decision to omit Ian Bell from England's touring squad to South Africa as "pathetic," "insane" and "ridiculous."
>In a series of furious interviews, most notably on talkSPORT, BreatheSport and ESPNcricinfo, Pietersen also labelled former England coach Andy Flower "a clown" for dropping Nick Compton ahead of the 2013 Ashes and suggested that the decision to disregard Bell's experience for a tour of South Africa was "a disgrace."
>"England are playing the best team in the world with one of the best fast bowling attacks the game has seen for years," Pietersen told ESPNcricinfo. "So not to take one of your most experienced players with a great record against that team is absolutely ridiculous. You have to take him for his experience.
KP literally poorious right now
>>63677605
I LITERALLY made this post hours ago
>>63677609
so predictable. It's OK I can spend the time getting my dick sucked while playing age of empires 2
>>63677612
find it funny he didn't criticize manlet 2bh
>>63677614
Koreans are objectively the best civilization senpai.
>>63677616
It's LITERALLY and UNIRONICALLY the source of his anger, manlets in the team and Bell got put on pooicide watch. KP doesn't care about Bell, but despises manlet.
> "I rang and asked Andy, in my usual sweet way, how on earth have you picked Taylor? Why is Eoin Morgan not playing?"
>I said to Flower, for what was the second time, that I didn’t think James Taylor should be playing for England. That he was the wrong choice. I have nothing against James but at 5ft 6in he’s one of the shortest men currently playing county cricket. His dad was a jockey and James is built for the same gig. We were facing the fiercest bowling attack in world cricket; I didn’t think he was up to it.
>>63677598
surprised you posted that one and not the one where I posted the Memeswell image in the thread with Memeswell's cousin
>>63677641
>at 5ft 6in
think he's being a bit generous tbqh
>>63677641
>that fucking helmet
couldn't be any more of a meme if he tried
also
>wanting Morgan in real cricket
KP is such an idiot.
Got my tickets for day 2 lads
I really hope KPposting becomes the new Ainsleyposting whenever manlet is batting tbqh
>>63677638
Yeah if you're a plebshit that likes to play Black Forest I guess. Otherwise they are complete trash on REAL maps.
lads I made an official new "meme"
>>63677673
fuck i've been wanting to make one of these forever but just was too lazy
thx m8
>>63677673
Excellent meme, my friend! Hope to see you at the upcoming day-nighter in Adelade. It's set to be a doosie.
>LITTLE AUSTRALIAN DICKS!
BOOOOOOOOOO!
*Crowd begins to hiss and shout phrases like "GET OUTTA TOWN!"*
>BIG BRITISH COCKS!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
*Crowd begins to cheer, stomp feet and lift lighters into the air*
>Now I know there are some people out there that haven't tasted a Britbong's cock!
>"Some haven't even let one plant their seed in their wives!"
*Crowd begins to boo and hiss again*
>But most straight white privileged Australians don't even play in the spirit of the game!
>I for instance recently met the English team
>I heard one of the Barmy Army chants was called "England ain't nuthin to fuck wit"
>More like, England AIN'T NUTHIN TO KEK WIT!
>Like seriously! They absolutely ravaged my wife's dripping cunt hole, I slurped up the cum from her pussy after everyone of them defiled her!
*Crowd begins to cheer as all Australian cricketers in the crowd are fined for sledging*
>I mean it's only my duty isn't it!? Australians LITERALLY invented cheating and everything bad in cricket!
*All the Australian females in the crowd are now being raped while the Australian males are being forced to watch and suck BBCs*
>MY DAUGHTER SHOULD LITERALLY GET RAPED BY BRITISH COCK!
>NOW FOR OUR SPECIAL GUESTS, JOE ROOT, STUART BROAD, BEN STOKES, ADIL RASHID, MORGAN, JOS BUTTLAH AND THE MOEEN MAN!
*The English cricket team storm on stage with their cocks hanging out, Brendon is already on his knees sucking off THE CHEF while Root starts rapping*
>THERE'S NO PLACE TO HI-HIDE WHEN I GET OUT THIRD BALL.... OZ DICKS ARE SMALL, THEIR BACKS TO THE WALL!... OH MAN... I SLAM... YOUR MAM! NOW WATCH HER CREAM LIKE TARZAAAAN!
*Brendon is now being raped by Ben Stokes as he sucks off Moeen and Rashid*
>>63677673
fuck I hate all of the nz newspapers
they're literally the only ones pushing this shit
>>63677711
>someone actually made this
also top kek at daniel wearing a collared shirt to uni
>>63677694
>LE FUG LE MEDIA XDXD
Literally, LITERALLY stolen from the 2013 Obesitygoose play book.
>>63677711
>the other guy
>>63677711
who /otherguy/ here?
Daniel, you here mate?
>>63677722
/here/
>>63677722
I think other guy is about 12 guys
>>63677722
There's a bit of /otherguy/ in all of us m8
no homo
>>63677728
We're not talking about ivana's backup squeezes lad
what word easily offends australians. like the equivalent of pommies or something
>>63677736
literally nothing
>>63677731
And if I check my infographic, it would seem you are one A. Memespouter.
>>63677736
are brits really offended by "pommies"
>>63677736
poorious poopetually pooturbed poopeelian keket poogans
>>63677736
hygiene
