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Hockey
1st for sucks
Jets are a fascist, militaristic franchise
>>63646227
they are also bad
>>63646184 #
Put any other warm weather team in a playoff drought that long with a lockout in the middle of it you'd get 9k per night. The Kings are by far and away the most financially successful and popular warm weather team in existence
Go fuck yourself shitlord
>>63646240
>be 2nd largest media market in fucking america
>act proud when you can fill 17k people in a barn at once
>>63646260
>>63646227
Justin don't you have some Paki dick to take?
Listen up shitheads because I only want to say this once:
The Montreal Canadiens are the absolute best team in hockey, in any league, NHL, KHL, you name it. They are playing as one; each player can count on his linemate to be exactly where they anticipate and they are moving fluidly as a unit.
Simply put beating the Habs comes down to puck luck and capitalizing on scoring chances (though the Canadiens are top 5 in GA/GP) because a full strength Montreal team is just stronger and faster and better equipped than the opposition.
This isn't some home ice advantage gimmick ala 5th line, though Montreal does have very boisterous fans and a famed crowd, and it isn't because they are on a lucky streak.
This is when a coach and GM have assembled the pieces required to fit the scheme designed and it working as intended. This is when the cogs are all turning and the wheel is spinning. The watch face is ticking because each little intricate piece is doing exactly what it needs to do.
My question to you is a simple one at first but a difficult one when thought about:
Who can beat the Canadiens?
>>63646277
It literally doesn't snow there and its the 5th most popular sport in the city
DUDE
>>63646290
Nah, I've got some beaner pussy to smash aka your mom
>>63646295
The Avs
>Maattaa died again
Why are finns so fragile?
>>63646295
>>63646297
>lelkers have been shit for 5 years
>kings become good for 3 years
>d0yers have 300 million dollar payroll for first round exit
>no football team
>divegrass is just for mexicanz
LA "fans" are eternal glory hunting bandwagoners
>>63646297
It doesn't rain liquid concrete either but you niggers love your prison pass.
>>63646295
>Therrien
>intricate and well designed scheme
>Kassian MIA
>Semin sucks
kek
>>63646261
look at dat lil piggy awwwwwwwwwww
This is the shittiest /sp/ general.
t. /chess/
>>63646335
>rags
>>63646300
HEROIN
>>63646335
>rags
>>63646347
fuck off nigger
>>63646347
It's also a white general, so please get your black ass to a divegrass thread
>>63646347
>mad
>at memes
>>63646347
fuck off texas
>>63646351
LMAO
>>63646295
Leastern on suicide watch
>>63646388
>poortuguese devlels fan
why would you subject yourself to this torture? it's not a good life
also why haven't you fucked off to a first world country like the rest of us seem to be doing
>>63646333
LA has UCLA, USC in basketball and football and can root for a multitude of NFL teams. Also the clippers are being bandwagoned harder than any team in north america right now
>>63646295
>Keked by dogs.
>>63646457
Patrick Kane is a Rapist
Hall & Seguin are cocaine users and party boys
The rest are literally who
>>63646481
>amateur sports
>implying the golden state memers are not sucking up all the casual fags
>>63646227
MFW the jets have an American plane as the logo.
>>63646511
At least you are too irrelevant to be attacked by ISIS
>>63646511
Don't people just drink on the beaches and put squigglies over Spanish there?
Doesn't sound too bad, considering DUDE WEED
>devlels
>flamers
do these teams just have no fans?
or do games just not get gamethreads unless someone takes the initiative?
I'm from flames territory but I don't care about the flames
do you guys thin buffalo has any decent transexual escorts?
>>63646511
Fair enough. Do we even get televised hockey games anymore or has SportTV dropped them? Haven't been home in a while
>>63646498
>the least still can't compete with these junkies
lmao
>>63646333
>trips confirm he mad LA has so many championship teams
>tfw we will have 2-3 handegg teams in the area within next 3 years that i won't even watch
>>63646567
Flames have no fans again now that they're shit again.
>>63646540
>>63646347
imo desu senpai
>>63646574
Not sure Jack, see if you can ask Vanek or Pominville
>>63646629
Need to update
>>63646574
Either Kane might know
>>63646457
Threadly reminder that Kaner did absolutely nothing wrong
>>63646653
>>63646629
>>63646457
Worstern is a babby conference with shit goalies.
t. saw the rags meme on the blose last week
>>63646653
thanks pal
>>63646653
how outdated is this one
i'm thinking like 2013-14
>>63646599
Trips can only confirm what he said, you amateur memeing fuck.
>>63646511
>tfw no job
We can see your flag, no need to be redundant
>>63646683
whats with that rags fan
>>63646728
Hey you could always move to America and pick oranges and bandwagon the >rags
>>63646778
I know of farms in sc that pay 15$/hr cash to people who help harvest
>>63646815
>nuh 15 dollar minimum wage
Except those fucks want to do easy as fuck jobs like flip burgers, not labor that's worth 15 like orange picking
>>63646675
>Wants to slander the Bestern
>Cites the >rags
TIP TOP KEK
>>63646227
That chimp Kypreos called them the best Canadian team
>>63646295
Rangers in playoffs are a legit threat, but Habs probably take them this year.
>>63646964
>rags
>legit threat
>habs making playoffs
wew lad you hit the trifecta
who can stop us?
>>63647063
>>63647063
anyone else getting really tired of these retarded Stars faggots?
>>63647114
>rags
>calling literally any other team faggots
>>63647063
The Leafs
>>63647063
Anybody who posts stars shit shall be known as a "starsfaggot" from here on out
>>63647054
Habs - Blues SCF, book it.
Edmonton needs to be gutted and kicked of the league. It takes incompetence of a monumental scale to get the 3 number one picks in 5 years and still be bottom 3 every year.
Accidentally posted in the dead thread:
>>63646871
>>63645563
>>63646032
What the fuck happened to the PIT - MIN game tonight? The refs literally caused an injury to Maatta due to their incompetence, and I bet Niederreiter gets suspended because of it.
Why are most of the memes on /hoc/ clip art
>>63647204
>blues
>getting passed stars in a 7 game series
>habs
>getting passed caps in 7 game series
>you
>unironcailly thinking it will be habs vs blues in scf
wew lad
these are the real honest to goodness odds you can place bets on right this moment for the winners of the stanley cup of the 2015-2016 season
>rags 15/2
>stars 8/1
>blackcocks 9/1
>tampon/caps 10/1
>kucks kongs mild habs 12/1
>blose 14/1
>preds 15/1
LITERAL POWER GAP
>islander 20/1
>shitsberg >22/1
ANOTHER POWER GAP
>everyone else has no chance
>>63647620
>rags
They have no chance of winning, because they'll get destroyed in the playoffs like always, the "king" will get btfo'd like always, and they'll be dirty jews like always
>rags
>>63646335
>rags
>rags
>le epik rages meme xD
fuck off
>>63647738
>rags
>>63647738
>name and tripcode for no reason
>easily triggered
>>63647738
>rags
>>63647738
Oh look, a new faggot to filter!
is moneyline betting or DFS easier to make money off of?
>>63647738
>rags
>>63647844
>>63647944
>rags
Confirmed meme team
>tfw you don't even follow hockey but you lurk /hoc/ for the meme culture
Reminder that England is the king of hockey
>>63647738
>rags
OFFICIAL Canadian Team Rankings
>1. Habs
>2. Leafs
>3. Snes
>4. C ucks
>5. Flams
>6. Jest
>7. Oilels
discuss
>>63648015
this.
Great list.
>>63648015
>discuss
>Canadian teams
Why would we do this
When did we become a meme team? When will it end?
>>63647738
>rags
kek at nazim kadri.
The guy is averaging like 10 shots on net a game and has only scored 1 goal this entire season.
Does this mean you can lock him into a steal of a contract if he plays amazing entire season but doesnt have the points to back it up?
>>63648069
that bitch perfect breh
>>63648122
maybe if she wasn't orange
>>63646335
>>63647738
>rags
Also
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
>rags
>>63647738
>rags
>>63646335
>rags
>>63647491
>caps playoffs
>>63648015
>leaves not last
It's >rags
>>63648215
Monkey
There's a lot of shitpost on /hoc/ but its not the aggressive type of shitpost you see in other generals.
>>63648253
Yeah. It's pretty benevolent. I think people just want to make this as dank a place as possible.
>>63648253
You're a big fat faggot who likes poopy dick in his but
>CHING CHONG PING PONG LE FUNY POORTUGAL MEME HAHA SO FUNNY. POORTGUAL IS POOR GET IT POOOR-TUGAL LEL PORTUGAL IS BLACK >RAGS HAHAHA >PORTGUAL >RELEVANT ORANGES XDDDD WOW EPIC! WHAT'S HOCKEY LOL I JUST LIKE SHITPOSTING ABOUT PORTUGAL LMAO CHING CHONG LO-MEIN FRIED RICE
*OFFICIAL NHL GAMES POWERRANKINGS*
1. NHL12
2. NHL14
POWERGAP
3.NHL11
4.NHL13
POWERGAP
9001.NHL16
900000000001.NHL15
>>63648201
LMBO
Look at that monkey!
>Gost
>is
>be
>here
Who is Gost and why is he here?
>>63648286
>No NHL 06
It's like you didn't spend the lockout season delusionally pretending everything was okay
>>63648330
>floridians in nhl
>>63648286
>NHL 2005 is not no.1
ultra pleb shit tier power rankings friendo
>>63648338
>lecavalier cover
Best nhl
>>63648338
lockout was NHL 05 familia
NHL 09 is best though
>>63648286
>>63648338
>>63648345
>>63648356
>CURRENT YEAR - 3
>CURRENT YEAR - 9
>CURRENT YEAR - 10
>CURRENT YEAR - 6
NHL 98 was the peak
Was it NHL 98 that had the glitch where if you took a slapshot from just above the goal line it would go in every time?
Me and my cousin would have competitions to see who could get the most goals in a game this way.
>>63648330
>not calling him ghostbuster
baka senpai
>>63648286
Is NHL 16 actually bad? I played the demo and I liked it a bit, but the hitting was unsatisfying. I'm hoping to pick it up on black friday, should I not?
>>63648330
Born on DUDE WEED day
>>63648457
R A R E
A
R
E
>>63648450
I think its okay miles better then 15 but really what isent
>>63648450
the shooting feels really good, but the hitting is a bit focused on "big hits" and can be somewhat unrealistic at times. it's a fun game though especially if you have friends to play eashl with
>implying this isn't the GOAT hockey game
get the fuck out all of you
>>63648471
Not rare
>>63648483
That shit was so great, used to play that and backyard hockey all the time
>>63648505
Putting hitting power on max and having guys fly through the fucking glass on every 3rd hit was so much fucking fun with friends while stoned
>>63648497
Yeah I think I'm the post common Asia poster
>inb4 le mongols are Asian
>>63648512
That game was one of the reasons I was so happy for 3 on 3 OT
Who is the Kaepernick, Colin of Hokkei?
Is this true?
>>63648595
>>63647738
>rags
>>63648731
>>63648731
>hockey's future
>playing for the oilels
lol no
>>63648535
Did you watch the Kings Flyers OT today? Literally end to end odd man rushes and breakaways. If that was one of your teams you would have the tightest sphincter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHSaHRd4Q48
old news but I just watched this recently...Canada, you are alright
bonus: the leafs got destroyed afterwards
>>63648820
>>63648837
Don't know what to make out of this, but thanks
>debbies
>>63648902
I swear, we have the nicest people on the planet, but they turn into the nastiest assholes once they get self-righteous about something.
le canadian shitposting edgelord generation not included
>Stockholm and Helsinki are located on latitude 59°/60°
>they are both situated in the southern parts
>pretty much the latitude of Yukons southern border
>Toronto is as far south as Marseille
>Edmonton is the most northerly of the bigger cities in Canada, and it's ar far south as Hamburg
>in USA you have to travel to somwhere just south of Anchorage to reach latitude 60°
You canadians, and some of you americans may know coldness. But you'll never know darkness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
Also
>Tampa Bay is south of Kuwait
lel
>>63649010
>eskimos have it worse
yea thats cool, still doesnt make me happy that it gets dark at 5 PM
>>63649034
>tfw the sun goes down 03:15 PM today
>it's still early in the season
>>63649010
>>63649045
>mfw Edmonton is colder than most of Scandinavia and it's not as far north as Scandinavia
>>63649045
fucking fjordniggers and their gulf streams
>>63649066
As I said, "you may know coldness". I didn't claim anything else.
Coldness affects you physically, darkness affects you mentally.
>63649086
>mad at streams
>>63649086
>the sun goes down early because of wind
is this really what they teach in Canadian schools?
>>63649091
meant to reply to >>63649010
also the gulf stream is an ocean current that keeps said hamburg and scandinavia warmer than deadmonton
>>63649089
I haven't seen the sun since August..
>>63649096
Well, then it's time to get out of the basement m8
>>63649096
I haven't seen the sun in a month.
Not because I'm a NEET loser like you, but because I work nights. Sleep til 4/5 pm.
>>63649106
>>63649129
>>63649143
did chuckle tbqh
>it's actually a disadvantage to be 1st in the pacific right now
>>63649398
It's a disadvantage to be 1st anywhere
Since the realignment, the Central winner hasn't won a playoff series, and it's been 3-seeds winning the Cup
i think i found the armenian kongs poster on fucking quizup
>15
are the laffs actually a team that can play now and has Babcocks system finally break through to the players?
Hello canafriends,
How is it that you claim to be the best country at hockey (which you are) while simultaneously denying Minnesota is the state of hockey?
Clearly cup wins don't factor into this reasoning
>>63649673
meme man
>>63650180
3/5 Olympic gold medals.
>>63649426
They aren't a broken team anymore if that is what you mean. Babcock actually has them playing competent hickey. Worst case scenario they keep winning and stay out of the lottery.
Look at that roster, it is garbage, they need to go full tank. They are the least talented team in the NHL. Reilly is good but that doesn't make up for the rest of the team.
>>63650212
That is my point.
Canada hasn't won a cup but wins international play.
Minnesota hasn't won a cup but would win (even with Stalock lol) any state vs state play.
>>63650251
Canada has won many many cups though
Minnesota has won zero even with two teams.
>>63650262
That is fair, but would you say there is a state that is better at hockey?
Obviously provinces would win..
who /getting cücked again by the red wings/ later today?
(hint: it's me fåm)
canadian faggots opening their borders to mexicans top kek
>>63649089
Do you ever talk about hockey?
>>63650745
lel so now they will be brown chinks?
What franchise is worse, the Leafs or the Oilers?
The leafs have been irrelevant the last 30 years and show no signs of changing.
The oilers got a dynasty from GOAT talent, sold it away, and have ruined any hopes of GOAT talent since then.
Also
>rags
>>63650297
Michigan
New york
>>63650755
Do you ever stop being a tripfaggot?
>>63650740
D-dont jinx it pham, I need this win..
>>63650894
This desu.
t. Upstate New Yorker
>>63650918
Patrape is better than any Minnesotan ever
>>63650894
>>63650918
Post New York team
Good morning /hoc/
>>63650934
He has a long time to go with no jail time before he passes Housley and Broten. At least it won't be a DUI right?
>>63650909
>he still believes in jinxing
i need to shitpost tbhfam
>>63646295
Didn't they just lose to the laffs?
Don't get me wrong, the Habs are a great team. Perhaps one of the league's finest. But they are absolutely exploitable.
>>63650968
Dank af
>>63651019
Patrape has already peaked higher than either of those clowns, Broten wasn't even that great.
Caps fan here. Would be pleased to see the Stars win Stan Lee's cup. They have probably the best offensive team in the league and have been kicking ass recently. I'm always surprised when they don't end up making it to the playoffs. If the Caps were to, by some miracle, make it to the finals then a series against the Stars would be one of the best finals series to date.
Why don't you just pick a proxy and stay with it?
>>63651225
>ovechkin
>finals
top kek
>>63651225
I think this is the year you guys beat the Rags
What team is most susceptible to a single injury?
Oilers have been exposed
Habs have shown enough resiliency without Price
Patrape made up for Keith being gone
Parise gone has mostly only effected the PP
I haven't followed the Islels enough to know what effect Tavares dying had
So what team is it?
>>63651361
penguins. if they lose one of crosby/malkin/kessel/(regular season)fleury/letang/maatta they're bound to miss the playoffs.
>>63651389
They already lost Määttä last night.
Looked like a hip injury. Those can easily end a career.
>>63651389
>crosby
>>63651225
Caps-Stars SCF would be GOAT, and I say that as a Habs "fan".
>>63651389
yeah they would suddenly start to suck if one of their underperforming players got hurt. Its like you don't even watch pongs games
>mfw the Rags are shit again
Feels good lads
>>63651407
hey faggot I'm learning about your 1956 election now and applying gaming theory to it. You guys are fucking retarded for letting communists outsmart you
>>63651439
What?
>>63651424
>smuk_pik
>>63651424
>9 game win streak
>shit
>>63651445
The one where kekkonen got elected because the commies outsmarted you drunk fucks
>>63651472
Kekkonen wasn't a commie though.
He was a Kepulainen which is far worse.
>>63651472
Kekkonen was a conservative.
K. A. Fagerholmin was the gommie candidate.
You obviously need to read some more.
>>63651459
>tfw no Las Vegas Clipart Pigs
>>63651471
That's cool and all but
>rags
>>63651496
>K. A. Fagerholmin
*Fagerholm
>>63651535
Well it was pretty impressive. Do you still do runoff elections?
Oh you meant the Finnish commies?
nvm then.
>>63651523
>passikivi
ayy
>>63651553
Yes but things can no longer go to as they did in 1956. IIRC they got rid of the electoral college after the last Kekkonen presidency due to it being seen as undemocratic.
Currently the elections are done in two rounds. If in the first round there is no candidate with an absolute majority the two candidates with the most votes will be selected for the second round or runoff elections.
And the winner of the second round is elected president.
>>63651587
lyl didnt realize i misspelled it but i just translated passikivi and why do you have a word for that
>>63651604
makes sense
>>63651568
>>63651559
The SDP was in the pocket of the CIA tbqh familia.
>>63649089
buy a UV lamp
>>63651620
SDP played on both sides.
Their members names are on KGB and Stasi(Tiitisen lista) files too.
Lots of shady shit went on in Finland after the wars.
>>63651665
Still better than Keskusta
>>63651693
You couldn't have found a better man than Kekkonen to rebuild the country tbqf.
He turned Finland to a 1st world country.
>>63646465
why was the portuguese bro banned? he seemd pretty chill.
I wish I could go to another country but with what qualifications?
>>63651707
He was corrupt shit and in the pocket of the Soviets.
>>63651727
no shit. the best politicians are corrupted. Idiot.
>>63651723
>you
>moving out of your mothers basement
good one grease
>>63651740
Still think we had better men for the job.
Kekkonen is just a meme politician.
>>63651741
well at least I am not alone in my misery, unlike you (if you are the same anon who said he moved away but is still sad etc.).
>there are people ITT right now who disrespect kekkonen
>>63651766
recently moved but I'm fine desu senpai
maybe I mentioned I turn down going out for watching hockey on a regular basis but that won't change anytime soon
>>63651758
You're a retard.
He build good relations with the Soviets which helped Finland's export and industrialized the country.
Without Kekkonen Finland would have probably fallen under Soviet rule at some point.
You fucking hippies don't know shit about anything.
>>63651793
>living in commie blocks
>>63651796
no, then it wasn't you.
I want to move. I 'm not stupid, but where can I go and what can I do?
>>63651824
well that obviously depends on what you've learned. you could also work with any NGO which is good for getting out for a limited amount of time. If you have no degree and NGOs are no option you should just move to another city and get a degree there.
>>63651824
For starters you could fuck off from /hoc/.
Permanently
Also
>I 'm not stupid
top kek
>>63651019
You're delusional
Patrape is already better than both of those clowns, and broten sucks dick
>>63651925
why didn't you close your paranthesis?
Can you faggots get out of /hoc/? Where are the fucking mods when you actually need them?
>>63651933
Fuck you nigger faggot your team a shit
>>63651967
>>63651925
This hurts my autism gland
>>63651967
you monster
>>63651925
I have a degree, don't want to study no more to excuse living of my parents. NGO ey? interesting.
Getting a bit off topic
>>63652006
>what is publixposting
>>63652014
What is pay denbt.
>>63651967
Hans please don't go to any soccer games Id miss you if you got exploded. Also gas the muslims crusade now please
>trying to ruin comfy politihoc
fuck off
>>63652006
>muh sports bar
>muh old /sp/
>>63651988
you still haven't told what field your degree is in but if you find an organization that fits your qualification and you like the job you might as well inquire about a permanent job there. but volunteering is a better first step than dwelling in unemployment
>>63652041
>volunteering is a better first step than dwelling in unemployment
that's to be discussed; having no money and living in my hours vs. serving someone and still having no money? *makes the scale gesture*
>>63652014
>what is anger toward a sandwich
>>63652058
>what is differentiating an observation from expressing your thoughts about it
Rinks are open boys!!
>>63652078
grease even you're better than these sandwich fags. Just ignore them
>>63652101
>grease
>better than anything
>when he can't even afford a sandwich
>>63652078
Publix btfo by a Greece
>>63652125
Yep like i just said he is better than you
