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2-0.
Where were you when England were confirmed as winners of Euro 2016?
Forst!
RIP FRANCE
>Paris surveillance video shows ninth possible attacker - French security sources
JUST
s-sorry france
Are we, dare I say it, back lads?
It's coming home lads
>people ITT actually believe it's not coming home
top kek
WHO CAN STOP US
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Shit match even though we won
Phil jones FFS
Get Scott Dann in woy you cunt
lingard on WHEN
Why are there so many Africans?
>>63637129
who is she?
>>63637134
Been alright.
>>63637126
>>63637066
>salt and vinegar
for real? black pepper is much better
>>63637185
>she
>>63637185
>she
>>63637185
Lurk more
>>63637185
>she
rita ora is an absolute stunner lads tbqh I'd support more immigration if they looked like her
>>63637185
>this is what they want you to believe
>There's a confirmed 9th mass murdering terrorist on the loose
JUST GIVE US THE EUROS NOW
Who will our centre backs be? Smalling and Jones or Cahill and Stones??
>>63637126
Croatia
Turkey
Belgium
Wales
Italy
Iceland
Northern Ireland
Austria
Portugal
Germany
Switzerland
Spain
Czech Republic
Albania
Romania
Germany
Poland
Russia
Slovakia
Hungary
Ireland
Sweden
Ukraine
>>63637126
>>63637283
smalling and stones
>>63637267
he's called benzema
>Phil Jones will never not got a free pass into the England squad
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>>63637283
Cahill and stones
>beat the world champs 2-0 and lose 0-2 to englel
at least this proves that friendlies mean nothing
>>63637293
But not Denmark right?
>>63637267
That's it, embrace the fearmongering.
>>63637283
Jones, just for that heart
YES LADS
KICK EM WHILE THEY'RE DOWN
We have a great history together. Both enemy and ally. There is a great mutual respect between us.
But tonight, we shown once again why we are objectively the better nation.
im crying lads
>>63637337
That fedora tip will never not get me
Finally revenge for...for uh...
Hang on, have France ever beaten us at anything ever?
>that awkward hug
What happened to manly handshakes?
rubber dinghy rapids bro
>>63637351
This to be honest.
mfw remembering all the world cup and euro final lost against england
oh wait
>Well done France for just being here tonight
>>63637372
They beat us to win independence for America because they couldn't do it themselves
>>63637372
You wot m8?
>>63637372
muslim percentage
>>63637185
https://www.youtube.com/user/snow2312
>>63637185
>>>/reddit/
>>63637372
multiculturalism
>>63637372
Food
Girls
Literature
>we didn't even want to win just happy to be going home in one piece hon hon 0/10 you didnt really win anything it was only a friendly
frogs eternally salty
>>63637372
>Hundred years' war
>Colonising the entire europe
are you even trying lads
>>63637461
Didn't you also win the 30 years war?
So, do you think England will be attacked by terrorists in the next three months?
>>63637454
>girls
U having a laugh m8. All the piff rich Arab hotties are here. France get all the ugly ones.
>thank you to the French nation for sending a team
>>63637372
The norman conquest
>>63637512
>>63637486
England only fought in the 30 years war for 5 years and was on Frances side
>>63637444
>how I lost my virginity
literally rape
>>63637500
It's been over a decade since a massive terrorist attack. Our spooks seem to be doing well to prevent any great loss of of life.
>>63637500
whats with her areola?
>>63637112
>french special forces~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7a5D3sMJKM
>>63637408
>ecause they couldn't do it themselves
This from a brit, lmao
>>63637557
what do you mean what? its perfect, almost invisible
>>63637548
Didn't have blacks down as being good detectives.
>>63637500
FBI pls.
>>63637608
>>>/70s/
religion of peace lads
>>63637534
>the Normans
>French
England win ISIS owl 2 - 0
>>63637647
Here we go
>>63637647
This shit again
You'll never admit that you are all french in reality
>>63637283
Why not Smalling and Stones?
>>63637671
>>63637702
>>63637647
The French were heavy involved, how do you not know this. They even took over your language, why do you think there are so many borrow phrases nowawdays?
>not letting france win
wankers desu
>>63637608
Spooky
Protection
Of
Ooga booga
Killing
Skeltals
>>63637671
>>63637702
THE NORMANS WERENT FRENCH THEY WERE FROM SCANDINAVIA AND INVADED FRANCE NORMAN LITERALLY MEANS NORTH MAN FUCK OFF
>>63637720
>took over
The English language is beautiful and rich thanks to its diversity and history.
>>63637718
I'm norman anyway so I can shitpost about it
>>63637702
bitch please, my ancestors are Irish
Why is Rooney captain, FFS?
>>63637743
>Anglo French
>Anglo normand
Brits pls
Anglo Angevin, when ?
why are our muslims so polite lads?
no threats at the game at all
>>63637757
My condolences
>>63637589
you have to have a little bit of areola, otherwise its weird...like looking at pure silicone
another qt armed german
>>63637778
yeah, they even let the women tend to the body of the soldiers they behead in the street
>>63637702
In fairness the most recent study indicates that white English people share 40% of their DNA with the French, and 30% with modern day Germans.
http://www.theguardian.com/science/2015/mar/18/genetic-study-30-percent-white-british-dna-german-ancestry
>>63637778
hanover la
>>63637788
thanks
>>63637734
>>63637743
That's a big denial
>>63637815
There was absolutely nothing
It was a weird match. Wasn't a good match, didn't feel like a proper win either because France were so obviously distracted.
>>63637808
kek all those invasions of France were productive, I see
>>63637797
And debate with the crowd before waiting for the police to get shot. Different class desu.
>>63637838
always the same, try to have a cool little kingdom on an island off the coast and people just sail over and rape everyone.
just rude really
>Euro 2016
>Europe, as a continent, is in shambles
>Germany, Spain, France, Sweden, Belgium, Portugal, Italy, Sweden have all suffered major terror attacks in the months before the tournament, leaving their players tired and emotional
>England has managed to avoid attacks due to our excellent security services (best in the world)
>England drawn alongside Croatia, Hungary and Albania
>Croatian players arrive late to the game after being stuck in a line at their countries border behind 200000 refugees going to Germany
>Hungary players get confused by Delle Ali's name and try to find a water cannon to shoot him with to stop him getting through their defence, England score 10 in the confusion
>Albanias players are in the refugee line waiting to get into Germany
>2nd round
>England beat France who are too tired from being bombed
>quarters
>Same with Belgium
>Semis
>Same with Spain
>Final vs Germany
>German players aren't angry about being bombed by refugees
>Consider it their duty as refugee doormats
>When the German anthem plays they and all the Germans in the stadium loudly drown it out by singing the national anthem of Syria
>Aylan Kurdi's corpse is used as one of the child mascots who comes out with the players before the game
>The other mascots are all 11 year old Syrian boys who trimmed beards for the occasion
>Germany battering England
>England barely holding out, it is the Battle of Britain all over again
>The German players know they must vanquish England, for England has only accepted millions of shitskins over decades and not months
>They must win so the trophy can be sold to provide homes for refugees
>Last minute, still 0-0 somehow
>Suddenly a loud explosion is heard
>German fans being blown up by brown suicide bomber
>The German players turn and start applauding the brave Syrian refugee in the crowd for peacefully integrating
>while they are distracted Rooney scores
>England win
>England champions
>Rule Britannia plays over the loudspeaker
meanwhile in south america
https://twitter.com/REFORMACOM/status/666735385435860992
See you in Euro final lads
>>63637808
>tfw you'll never be a longbowman impregnating the widows of fallen french soldiers
>>63637838
Errr...yea, based Normands and Angevins
>>63637876
ouch
>>63637876
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>>63637838
>>63637889
Read the the article you silly twonks.
>The French contribution was not linked to the Norman invasion of 1066, however, but a previously unknown wave of migration to Britain some time after then end of the last Ice Age nearly 10,000 years ago. It's an interesting study and it's ongoing.
>>63637901
>the English army was made up of Normans
nice try, m8
>>63637874
beautiful
>>63637925
Weren't the HUGE O ASTRONAUGHTS French?
Or were they homosexuals?
>>63637876
Why.
>>63637876
DELETE THIS
How was the game, who was good who wasn't ? I left the match after the anthem and I don't expect any newspaper to write a technical review about it
meanwhile in Raqqa
>>63638006
France knows how to make friends
>>63637987
We played shit, England played decently, no intensity at all
England will win Euro, no doubt about it, I think their newspapers and people should start pressuring their players and manager already so they can finally win a trophy after more than half of a century
>>63637876
wew, like soto, he's done as a football player
>>63638006
>tfw you'll never clear out the middle-east with missiles and bombs for another great migration period
>>63637874
>>63637876
fucking sick shit
>>63638044
>they can finally win a trophy after more than half of a century
Football purists often aknowledge that '86, '90, '96, '04, '06 and '10 were also England wins
>>63637557
You realise it's a painting, right?
>>63637876
poor lad
>>63638133
to be honest I only looked at it briefly and thought it was a badly scanned photo
>>63637874
>are all 11 year old Syrian boys who trimmed beards for the occasion
It's the little touches.
>>63637987
we played like shit, englel played ok, cabaye shouldn't be a starter against decent opposition and schneiderlin shouldn't play as a CM, pogba is vital, martial was double marked and fluffed a good occasion, both giroud and mexican giroud are wank, griezmann invisible, >moussa sissoko, old man sagna still can't pull a decent cross, digne is average
forgettable match
>>63638161
>Muricans
>>63637796
Autismo 2nd from the left can't take his eyes off her
>>63638222
>forgettable match
We give you a warm welcome and sing your anthem, give you flowers and shit and you say it's forgettable? Very rude desu.
>>63638334
The actual match was forgettable, not the pre-match
Thanks again England ;_;7
>>63637372
hundred years war? oh, and the time a literal duke kek fucked u up?
>>63638334
should have let us score, remember the 140 gorillons
you literally pissed on their still warm bodies
>>63638334
This 2 goals were literally anti-french m8
>>63637874
>The German players turn and start applauding the brave Syrian refugee in the crowd for peacefully integrating
>while they are distracted Rooney scores
kek
>>63637876
FUCK
England should have let France score at the least 2bh, that was kind of weak
Different, more painful view of dead knee
>>63638375
>>63638256
Literally ridiculous proportions lad
>>63638511
The goals were just banter lad, no need to be upset
Please let us win in 2016. Can't take the pain of being English any longer desu
>>63637876
>>63638699
English teams just can't do anything in europe anymore, even the club sides. I predict bad things next year senpai.
>>63638684
that is not real
>>63637874
the mightiest of keks but terrorist attacks in portugal?
the rest of europe would come first
>>63638922
Wow, you're bright.
>Rooney
>Barkley
MUH DICK
Only problem is Sterling. Why do we always fall into le pacy blackman trap.
Chat shit get banged
England didn't really seem to push much, not sure if that was conscious or not. French players didn't seem to want to be there. They didn't sing the anthem with much aplomb either. Dull match.
>martial leaving wembley on crutches
AHHH FUCK THIS FUCK MEANINGLESS FRIENDLIES FUCK ENGLAND
>>63639077
Oxlade chamberlain>sterling
Wilshere>barkley
>>63639560
Rasheed pls
