Day 5
Draw imminent
RIP Bitchwide Johnshit ;_;7
Whats for Lunch lads??
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>after 3pm
>/cric/ accumulates a lot more traffic
ayy
current temp is high
>2015
>playing video games
shig
Malcolm Turnbull's such a smug cunt
>>63622030
He makes his speeches on The Project, what do you expect?
That show literally attracts the dumbest bogans with a false sense of intelligence and enlightenment in the entire country.
>>63622171
>he's worth over 60 million
>he's the prime minister
>he's believes in god
>he's white
what's not to be smug about?
>>63622158
>LE FUG LE VIDYO GAYMS XDXD
It's fucking hot, you cunts.
>>63622186
Project's shit, but let's not pretend it's not leagues above a current affair
>tfw Fallout 4 is fucking shit
>>63622230
That's really not saying anything. A Current Affair is close to the worst "journalism" TV show in the western world.
>>63622216
>>63622238
here is your replies
>>63622227
HOW HOT?
>>63622238
>STILL being on a poorfag holiday
>>63622244
Today Tonight it pretty close
Fucking sucks that we somehow ended up with two of these terrible shows
>>63622195
Literally only the money is a positive
Suggest a female, non-trap pornstar for me to have a quick wank to lads
>>63622266
A bit fucking hot, lad.
who /scared/ here
Was Bitchwide our second best seamer since Lillee?
>>63622285
Hotkinkyjo or Veruca James
>>63622231
It's really not. It's only major problem is the bugs and glitches, which were to be expected. If you personally can't handle bugs to break through to the solid game underneath, that's your subjective problem.
I really do find this relatively recent meme of >LE EVERY BIG BUDGET VIDEO GAME IS SHIT NO MATTER WHAT XDXD to be pretty entertaining.
>>63622285
Angela White
>>63622285
Bailey Jay
>>63622295
how the fuck is it 33 in Nov? What a fucking desert
>>63622285
Jonelle Brooks
>>63622285
Remy
>>63622308
>What a fucking desert
Australia literally is a desert. Do non whites actually think we get offended by calling our nation what it is?
>>63622275
>Replying to RC
How can you honestly be THIS dumb? I dont get it. Surely you arent so fucking inept that you can figure out all he wants is your dumb cunt responses. Fuck
Why do we needs a Muslim party when the Greens already exist?
>>63622295
>tfw last few days of comfy weather before summer fucks everything up and it doesn't rain for months
>>63622299
Who else would there be?
>>63622304
This is 100% Obesitygoose.
what are your top 3 games of the year so far?
>>63622304
>big budget video game is supposed to have bugs and glitches in it
found the goy
>>63622333
Sorry, I'll rephrase.
What a barren shithole.
>>63622344
a/s/l?
>>63622285
Jennifer Lawrence
>>63622339
All I've ever wanted is for you dumb fucks to wake up and start worshipping Satan.
>>63622360
>shithole
I can't really argue with that. There's a lot more of NZ that looks good compared to Australia.
>>63622304
The story is mediocre
The speech system is fucked
Can't roleplay with the character due to the forced storyline (see my first point)
Just shit Obesitypoose
I wish Smith was as ballsy as Clarke. We could win that way, but Smith won't declare with 50+ overs left.
kek, some bitch made up a fake assault against herself for attention
>>63622295
>it gets below 20 degrees in november
christ lad do you live in the alps or something
>>63622385
>pity about all the Maris and chinks and sheepfuckers though ay hehe
When did the trend of putting giant obnoxious watermarks on all your news begin?
Pretty sure smoth didn't make 250 and a certain faggot should kill themselves
Also Essendon a shit
>>63622393
Well, you could always get some decent bowlers rather than always waiting for declarations
>New Zealand will NEVER beat Australia in Australia
>>63622393
Wish Smith is a stripper mate.
>>63622304
>It's only major problem is the bugs and glitches
Bugs and glitches are a pretty major problem you fucking idiot, no matter if it's AAA or Indie
>>63622374
Just sit down and be quiet please.
>>63622399
CASUAL NEWCUNT FRESH OFF THE BOAT FROM REDDIT AND FACEBOOK DETECTED
>>63622407
When other channels started stealing shit, I guess
>>63622407
since this
>>63622285
Monroes new hardcore scene
>>63622350
1. Witcher 3
2. Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
3. Fallout 4
so far
>>63622388
You've never really been able to do those things in Fallout games. If by "the speech system is fucked", you're referring to the fact you can't go back and pick multiple dialogue options like previous games, and that your choices matter in that they close or open up new dialogue options, then isn't that a plus point for "roleplay"?
Fallout 3 had one of the worst storylines (for most of it) and ending of any game of the past 10 years and it's still highly regarded.
>>63622439
how did you know? *upvote*
>playing video games that aren't football manager
>>63622439
shut the fuck up Matt, not everyone is looking for a (You) around here you sad fat fuck
>>63622430
If they are gamebreaking, yes.
I've put days into the game and haven't seen a single game-breaking bug, or a bug where I have to reload a save.
The bugs and glitches are mostly cosmetic, or related to animations. Things that can and will be fixed and don't damage the gameplay in any way.
>>63622464
It's literally the exact opposite in terms of roleplay you dumb Obesitypoose. Literally casual as fuck opinion and you should be ashamed.
>>63622410
>>63622435
>>63622457
I hope they washed their hands afterward.
http://www.brw.com.au/p/business/the_best_sectors_to_be_in_for_the_m02GGAX8FMvyBEEUstrNNJ
who /leavingthisjokeofacountryandmigratingtoiceland/ here
>that one dickhead standing up in the background
>>63622464
Witcher 3 had shit combat and got pretty boring, MGS5 I liked but had repetitive gameplay, Fallout 4 has been the best big release this year imho (in my honest opinion) the exploration and atmosphere make the game
>>63622478
used to be real big on FM, a bit too at
>>63622485
>literally defending bugs
Why do Betheshit fans do this?
>>63622485
This, i also feel like i often have a perfect copy of a game when i see countless people complain about bugs and stuff
Tripfags on eternal pooicide watch tbqh
just got back from my run, "lads"
>>63622496
Does shitposting on /int/ count as tourism?
>>63622521
if it does then i am lara bingle
Rocket League is the true GOTY tbqh lads
>>63622464
>No Mad Max
Casual
>tfw no multiplayer virtual reality so I can play griget and banter with indians from all over the world
maybe some day lads
>>63622534
this needs to come to xbox
>>63622534
This desu
NV>>>4>3.
>>63622195
more like 2-300 million. his house is worth 60 alone. cheeky cunt had a large stake in one of the first isp's in Australia in the 90s
>>63622467
It's obvious. All newcunts hold the mentality of >I AM LE TOUGH OZZY BUSHMASTER LIVING IN LE TOUGH OUTBACK CONDITIONS which I completely dismantled during my time as Le Panda Man (I also managed to name myself and it stuck, a testament to how GOAT I truly I am)
>>63622480
Obesity Check, oh how easy it is to rile you up you obese piece of garbage. I have literally always been able to manipulate you like play-doh. I have always been a greater au/sp/ identity.
>>63622507
>Betheshit fans
I've literally never finished Skyrim and I didn't particularly like Fallout 3 (New Vegas was a lot better imo).
Fallout 4 is just a genuinely good game if you can see past the minor bugs. Honestly it's worth persisting past the first hour or two.
>>63622536
In any other year it would probably make the top 3 but 2015 has been a pretty good year for games tbqh
>>63622534
also this, except for the toxic community
>>63622519
took your fucking time lad
nah but seriously
1. Bloodborne
2. Rocket League
3. The Witcher 3
4. Metal Gear solid V
5. Until Dawn
fallout a shit
>>63622534
looks fucking terrible
>>63622558
GREAT SHOT
>>63622578
cod of duty should be no1
>>63622558
>toxic community
Walkcunt detected
>>63622560
Had to look for a suitable spotify playlist before I left the house, "lad"
>>63622578
I understand if bloodborne is a personal favourite, but having it above Witcher 3 in an objective list is just wrong.
Sad news cunts. The good parts of Vic are on fire
Has WalkGod returned?
I'm on my knees bowing to my WalkGod shrine tbqh lads
>>63622606
>Vic
>any good parts
good one m8
>>63622606
>good parts
you mean the border crossing into NSW?
>>63622606
Cool change tonight, should fix it
Right now though, it's fucking hot lads
>idiots here still aren't playing the GOAT game of all time Age of Empires 2 and all the fan expansions online
>>63622606
We just have to show unity against these extremist weather conditions. These extremists just want us to turn on each other.
>>63622631
Rome Total War is better than Age of Empires
>>63622631
Fuck off 90s kid
>>63622606
Kuitpo in SA is
Just drove past
Why do people from Queensland and NSW have the most bogan sounding accents in the country?
does Scott Cam have the best job in the country?
>show up a couple days a week for an hour
>wear a flannel shirt and put on the bogan stereotype act
>collect paycheck
>win Gold Logie
>>63622662
Medieval 2>Rome>Medieval 1>Shogun 2>Basically the rest>>>Literal shit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Rome 2
Why are Kiwis so based? And why are poopeelians so classless?
>>63622682
I enjoy Rome 2
>>63622692
desu I'd like to see some middle ground between the two teams
Australia are too cuntish and unsporting
New Zealand throw on the nice guy act (yes it's an act) way too thick
>>63622692
Cant wait for the NZ Herald article
Channel 9 signal is kill
They're obviously gonna declare 300 ahead
>>63622692
>WE ARE LE NICEST GUYZ EVERRRR XD XD
>>63622723
pic is from the nzherald article la'
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11546815
>>63622738
Why would they declare? There's no way they will get 10 wickets now
>>63622734
Works fine for me m8
Pretty unfortunate since watching channel 9 ads is almost enough to make me stop watching cricket
Southee thinks LBW means "It hit his leg"
>>63622692
Why is he getting claps? Is he retiring?
>>63622692
>>63622740
It doesn't work when they clap literally every opposition run on the field, and then when they're not playing McKuckum using his newspaper article to shit on Australian players at every opportunity.
The fucking ball again? Really?
>>63622746
Jesus fucking christ
>>63622752
You're correct. No innings has ever been shorter than 60 overs before
>>63622746
>making a guys retirement about your own team
Pretty pathetic desu
>>63622734
Its on again senpai
>>63622682
seriously. if i could only play 1 game for the rest of my life it would be medieval 2.
bored
DUDE
>>63622786
Ma nigga
>Playing a Bethesda game
>The year of our lord 2015
Not once senpai
WEED
>>63622803
it's actually 6:20
>>63622803
>being keked by daylight savings
>>63622811
this
Oblivion was shit and Skyrim was so shit it made Oblivion look decent. Bethesda are pathetic
>>63622803
in what fucked up place is it 4:20?
Smoth isn't going to declare.
He's gonna go for the fucking draw.
>There are people in this thread that have never listened to Rush
wew lad
>>63622830
>>63622832
here's the cool contrarian kid brigade
>>63622811
>LE FUG LE BEFESDA XDXD
Enjoy your terrible indie titles with "unique" artstyles and "deep" storylines, hipster faggot.
>>63622830
this post is bait tho
>>63622834
GET OFF 4CHAN DAD
Is Chris Cairns going to jail lads?
>>63622803
>not using 24 hour time
>the year of our lord and saviour 2015
Step it up m8
the inside of my bellybutton smells like cheese
>>63622868
If you're not using 24 hour time and YYYYMMDD you're a fucking moron
>>63622869
nice. my armpits smell like shit
>>63622864
Chris Cairns has done nothing wrong and Brendon McCullum is a confirmed snitch
>>63622868
i too enjoy being an insufferable contrarian faggot
want to not post in the a-league thread with me on friday night?
>>63622901
>watching a-league
back on the boat m8
Who /Law/ here
>>63622901
>Gay Peegue
>Good
Boult's getting pretty ferocious. Might hit 135kph soon
>>63622927
>>63622911
>the reading comprehension of alf and nrl fans
>Bum Strength
Ian Healy everyone
Steve Smith will be dumped as captain within 2 years (he will still play in the side).
Screencap this post.
He is an awful captain with no charisma, who has no people skills, does not deal with his teammates well when they do something wrong on the field, and literally just copies his fielding mannerisms from his idol Michael Clarke (the hand spitting/blowing thing).
I unironically think David Warner would be a better captain now that he's pulled his head in. Peter Nevill VC.
>>63622901
>using a logical system makes you a contrarian
Do you want to use american measurements too?
>>63622945
>this level of lazy bait
>>63622911
>>63622927
Fuck you, buddies. A-league has some real passionate long term rivalries between our teams that go back nearly 5 years.
I hope we get out
>>63622933
Pretty pleasing to see his improvement from the Gabba test and day 1 of this one Tbh
>>63622940
>implying what he said implies that he doesn't watch a-league
>the city of you
>>63622958
i too enjoy being an insufferable contrarian faggot.
do you want to not drink tooheys with me?
>>63622945
Make Lyon captain
>>63622940
I think you're the one who can't comprehend reading, my pham.
>>63622958
It's not bait, and you are a confirmed supreme summerfag casual if you still think "LE SMITH GOAT CAPTAIN XDXD" after seeing his captaincy in the past two tests.
>>63622844
Yes, fuck Bethesda indeed and their trash """""""""""""""""games""""""""""""""""""
>>63622975
Can't make him captain if he won't always play
>>63622970
>beeing this literally poorious and peething
>the city of (Poo)
>>63622972
>poopees
>good
THAT FUCKING BOUNCE
>>63622958
"What's the time, mate"
"Fifteen hundred hours"
"Oh, so it's 3 o'clock, and you're autistic. Thanks"
>>63622994
LE CONTRARIAN HIPSTER INTERNET SUPREME GENTLEMAN XD
>>63622982
reddit username?
>>63623005
>LE U R LE GONDRARIAN HIBSDER XDXD
>>63622919
I think you're looking for /rug/ mate. Cricket fans in Australia are all huge bogans.
>>63623013
LE CONTRARIAN HIPSTER INTERNET SUPREME GENTLEMAN XD
>>63623005
>>63623013
>>63623018
Quality posts
>>63622919
Nah, I'm not a cunt
thinking of deleting my facebook
any of you guys done it?
>>63623023
>LE GUALIDY BOST XDXD
The news is dank af tonight
>Cairnsie going to jail
>two curries stabbing husband 40 times
>father killing son with a wood splitter
>bullet holes and weeping in Paris
and the top story in sports
>Australia not as sporting as NZ
kek
>>63623033
why bother, deactivating your account doesn't mean everything that you have ever posted magically disappears.
>>63623033
Did it 4 years ago and never looked back. One of the best things I've ever done. Do it.
>>63623033
Yes, everyone started texting me to put my facebook back on, then when I did it nobody even messaged me or whatever, it's funny how desperately people cling to their little status quo
>LE [INSERT TEXT] MAYMAY XDXDXD
yo guys is this the fourth day or fifth day
>>63623054
>LE [INSERD TEXD] MAYMAY XDXD
dont fall in love with your doctor, guys
>>63623069
Why? Worst people to marry than a fucking doctor
so bored right now
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴹᶦᶜʳᵒˢᵒᶠᵗ'ˢ ᵂᶦᶰᵈᵒʷˢ 10™
Who is the most meme player in Australian cricket?
>Hardmode: No Glenn Maxwell
>>63623091
Glenn Memeswell
>LE BAZED ELIDE MUSGULAR MADD XDXD
>>63623091
David Warner
He literally became a star because of one meme innings in meme cricket. Then he made popular a meme style and scored high to make tests more memeish.
>not shaking his hand
HOLY SHIT WHAT A BUNCH OF UNSPORTING CUNTS
I REALLY HOPE THIS IS ON THE FRONT PAGE OF OUR NEWSPAPER TOMORROW
>>63623091
Phillip Hughes
Mitchshit 1/157
>so BTFO he retires
--W
B I T C H
---D
---E
I know Matt
AMA
>>63623122
who?
Time for superior black haired decent batsmen fast Mitchell
>>63623122
What is Matt's real name?
>>63623141
Matt
>>63623138
>having a high score of 99
>>63623141
Matthew
>>63623033
Did it years ago and I don't regret it one bit. Go for it, broseph
Stupid kids
>>63623122
2 part question:
Matt who?
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
>>63623143
It was against india in india too
Imagine being a bowler and scoring a 100 against those cheating subhumans in their own country
we can still chase this desu
>>63623142
>>63623145
'no'
It's Daniel
>>63623087
cause then your spouse will bash him, then you'll get charged with extortion
ch 9 told me so
>>63623157
chat shit get banged
>>63623158
Daniel is Josh Reynolds' real name
>Rain likely coming later
Draw confirmed
>>63623157
Smith is never going to declare after he reads this
>Was gonna get a big bash meme hat
>$59.99
>>63623164
Jamie pls go
starc goat
>batting out a draw
Why is stove smith such a coward?
Poopeelia are going to get BTFO in the next test
gonna have kfc for tea
who /nrl/ here?
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>63622090
>>63622090
>>63622090
>>63623190
Why would he want to lose the series? If you weren't so shit then he wouldn't have the choice to not declare
>>63623193
Here
Time to declare Smoth
nevill a shit
can't wait until we get a new keeper who can bat
>>63623191
Do KFC still do 9 pieces of chicken for $9.95 on Tuesdays?
>>63623197
Aspergers
>>63623212
What happened to Wade and T Pain
>>63623214
sure do. at least in queensland
that tranny from r/nrl posted a picture of itself lads
>>63623227
>gayrl
>>63623220
paine is a worse batsman than nevill
wade I think has really improved with the gloves but he broke his collarbone a few days ago
>>63623226
Looks like I'm on Cloud Nine (9!!!!) tonight then hahaha
Rate, comment and subscribe below
>>63623201
>lose the series
Does he have such little faith in his team?
>>63623252
Thoughts like this are why NZ has never won anything relevant in cricket
>>63623259
Better to die with courage than live like a coward.
Dylan Walkbro on Sea Eagle watch
>IFHL
>shith
>taking risks
pick one
RINKY DINK
>>63623247
wot
Walkcunt on pooicide watch
>mfw kiwis thought steve was a meme captain who would make a """""""sporting declaration"""""" and risk going 1-1 in the series
Why is everyone in the crowd fat?
Will they declare at 350?
>>63623267
Will he be a 5/8?
Also who will souths sign to replace him?
>>63623300
I literally don't think he'll declare at all. Leave NZ 400 to chase in 30 overs.
>>63623300
He'll declare when we get to 9 wickets just to piss off the kekwees
>>63623308
>yfw mcmeme chases it down
Let's put Derp Nannes in the team
>>63623308
>the city of (You)
better late than never
>>63623308
>>63623311
>(you)
it's fucking on desu lads
GAME ON LADS
>>63623301
Souths will just use Badwin to replace him, maybe Gray. Walker will probably play in the centres with Lyon to 5/8th
>>63623321
Clearly he saw our posts and decided to bring the bants
Doable tbqh lads
NZ CAN'T BOWL OUT AUSTRALIA IN A SINGLE INNINGS
