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>Canadian athletes
>>63616787
This thread is so shitty
>>63616787
What's the story behind this? Was he out in front or something? Unless he is protecting a 1st place lead there is no reason to keep running. If he won the race my hat's off to him
>>63616787
>gotta go fast
>>63618828
the restroom is at the finish line
DESIGNATED
How the fuck does it get on the front of your shorts?
Honestly, you can stop for literally five seconds, explode that shit out of your asshole, and keep running and avoid 99% of that mess.
He's a retard.
>american athletes
>>63618828
running causes your bowels to move pretty uncontrollably. He ended up running a 1:09 half marathon. Dude ended up breaking Swedish records in later races where he did not shit his self
DESIGNATED SHITTING MARATHONS
>>63619157
If you're a the point of being unable to control your poops, stopping running you would cramp up and be done
Releasing your bowels removes unnecessary weight. As an added bonus it provides anti-chap protection for your inner thighs.
ayy lmao
he totally assed his pants
Dude,,, he needed to do a warm salt water enema before the race....
You do the same thing before any kind of EDM rave, too, so you never need to use the shitter.
Basic sports / party knowledge.
>>63618828
It's a walking race, you don't really have time to take a quick shit in the bushes because it's almost impossible to make the time back up and he probably wasn't out in the lead.
>>63619209
underrated comeback
>>63616787
>dat filename
>not shitting to lighten yourself while running when the race is on the line
>>63616787
how did he get it all in the front wtf
>>63622144
It also deters any other runners from passing you. Elite marathon strategy to be desu to be desu.
>>63622428
How do they define walking?
>>63624226
think it's just two feet on the ground at all times
>>63624186
this
shitting myself next race
>>63624232
Sounds like a standing race to me, I ended up just looking it up and I get what you mean though.
>>63618828
lesotho guy just overtaked him
>>63622340
idk if i would ever give myself an enema just to party a little better
>>63624345
Sounds kinda gay but it does beat waiting half an hour to use the vile porta-potties at raves or festivals.
