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Aus v NZ
Ind v SA v Rain
In the news
>the WACA isn't bouncy anymore
>Steve Smith is still shit
>Kane is GOAT
>something is happening in India that no one cares about
>some guy is averaging 300 in the Sheffield Shield
>Holly is STILL better than Ellyse
first for zerogoose is an obese cunt
>>63616352
>>Holly is STILL better than Ellyse
>Make Ellyse your pic
Well I responded
>BREAKING: Mitchell Johnson announces his retirement after the WACA test
>>63616447
I found a new pic and wanted to use it t bh we can't just keep using the same pics of them as BSA bait
Bitchwide couldn't handle the bantz
Is Brendon McCullum related to Mahatma Gandhi?
>tfw went through the effort of changing a Wikipedia page for OP pic but was too slow
MIDGE JOHNSON RETIRES
>>63616460
Source? Not surprising tho
Ellyse is GOAT m9s
>>63616460
what the fuck
>>63616487
http://www.cricket.com.au/news/mitchell-johnson-to-retire-from-international-test-cricket-australia-new-zealand-second-test-waca/2015-11-17
>>63616479
lel
>>63616479
still a top meme
>>63616460
>BTFO so hard by GOAT Zealand that he retires
Top LMOA
JUST
>>63616503
fucking wew
God what a monumental faggot
>manage to cause like four mid-series English retirements
>never stop giving them shit
>ride off that hype for two more years
>destroyed mid-series by flat pitches and Ross Taylor
Surely he has some dignity to not go out like that though? That's nearly as weak as Swann's retirement
RIP bitchwide
>tfw no more pies
>>63616553
>Surely he has some dignity to not go out like that though?
This is the most dignified way to do it. He was the worst of the Australian bowlers so far this series. Him retiring now allows someone better to take his place. It helps the team rather than hurts it.
When Swann retired he was still England's best spinner by a mile.
Lose the obsession.
>LE FUGG LE BIJWIDE JOHMSHID XDXD
Poo Peelanders are so pathetic tbqbfhwymbfam
>>63616576
He's been worst or near the worst consistently for two years now
>quarter past 12
Who /grisbysdribs/ here?
>>63616661
I will be tomorrow after I finish my last exam
Who /exams/ here?
>>63616676
Nice m8, my last one is on tomorrow too.
Garn Hawaii next week to make BSAs notice me in celebration
>>63616715
>last one tomorrow
Same tbhfam
emo times for you aussie lads
https://youtu.be/NHOf3s70w-c
RIP MJ
where were you when Johnson was kill? ;_;
>LE FUGG LE GIGEAL GUGG XDXD
We've got some breaking neews coming out of this strayan side leading into the fifth day, Mitchell Johnson (who bowls well when he bats) has announced, uh, his retirement!
>>63616747
fuck is that
>preparing absolute featherbeds so average Australian batsmen can pad their stats at test level
these aussies have already proven they cant score runs if the ball swings, reverse swings, spins, seams or keeps low
>>63616747
>Let's just forget
>Everything said
>Everything we did
>Best friends and better halves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG9VhC0hiTg
Gonna miss him Tbh lads
>>63616776
>these aussies have already proven they cant score runs if the ball swings, reverse swings, spins, seams or keeps low
So thats why the pitches are roads to acore runs off...
Its about having the best chance to win
>>63616831
Did I give you permission to speak to me?
>>63616831
it favours their bang average hit through the line batsmen, obviously this test proves the downside as other average -> good batsmen book in for bed and breakfast
>>63616684
Have a civil engineering exam tomorrow
Freaking the fuck out tbqh
Just found out IS doesn't actually exist lads.
KFC KFC KFC
>>63616909
believe in yourself and anything is possible
>>63616914
>le it was the americans fault
>muslim extremists doesn't exist
kek so epic
>>63616962
It was literally America that said it doesn't exist tbhonest
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/18/world/africa/18iht-iraq.4.6718200.html?_r=0
Is the lunch break cricket show gonna be dedicated to Bitchwides career or news?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aaa5veY__D0
lads, what should i wank to before the cricket starts?
>>63616914
ISIS is secretly led by Waqar Younis. He was hiding Bin Laden too.
This will come out in 2 years, shit will hit the fan. Cap this post.
>>63617032
kfc
Did anyone ever make a Webm of Johnson bowling from about a foot behind the popping crease in the Ashes?
>LE HE BAWLS DO DA LEVD, LE HE BAWLS DO DA RIDE, LE DAD BIJWIDE JOHMSHID, LE HIZ BAWLIN IZ SHIDE XDXD
>>63617032
Angela White solo vids tbqh
trending in the UK right now
>>63617070
#Blimey
one of the best bowlers of this era
It's fucking warm lads
>>63617032
Mitchell Johnson Ashes highlights 2013-14
'av one for the great man
Reminder that Brett Lee has a better batting average than former New Zealand wicketkeeper turned sky sports commentator, Ian Smith.
>>63616684
Finished exams yesterday lad. Missed out on like 3 hours of cricket and Sunday night football, but at least it's over.
>>63617101
how warm?
LADS
A
D
S
>>63617137
Literally melting
>>63617136
Are you me?
>>63617160
>when you're with your mates at the pub and the bartender refers to you as 'lads'
>like 'cheers lads, have a good one'
One of the best feels going.
So who replaces Johnson now in the bowing attack?
You can almost say for certain it'll be Peter Siddle in the next Test, but for the long term it has to be James Pattinson.
Pat Cummins will get a look; how about Joe Mennie for depth? He's always taking wickets and averages about 30 in the Shield.
>>63617172
thats pretty wild lad
>>63617210
>Going to the pub
>Leaving the house
JUST
>>63617244
It's just going to be whoever isn't injured at the time.
https://youtu.be/2ntKgLxgY9s
fukin hurry up CUNTS
>>63616986
Didn't know America was one person tbqhwyfam
>>63616352
>wake up
>JohnGOAT kill
Well, on the plus side its good that he realized he's a shit now. On the other hand now >we'll have to rely on injury babbys like Cummins to get shit done
What's been happening with movember? Haven't heard much about it.
I guess nobody cares enough about mens health
>>63617485
Only degenerates grow moustaches
>>63617172
32 degrees today
38 tomorrow
>>63617509
Sup Chow.
Must be nice never having to shave.
>>63617511
'no'
>>63617511
poopeelia is africa tier
>>63617172
Island Bay?
Brooklyn here
>>63617556
poo peeland is poo peeland tier
>>63617136
>Sunday night football
Oh nigga you missed a humdinga.
>>63617576
Mt Cook Tbh
>>63617581
>That pic
I didn't want those feels to come back fuck you lad
Based Mark Taylor putting Poo Peelanders in their place
>>63617600
Will probably watch it on game pass then. But still it's not quite the same.
>>63617191
>tfw only like one of my mates follows the NFL
Some times watching all sports life is suffering
>>63616608
>YOU ARE TRIGGERING US
Jesus christ and I thought the english were pussies
>>63617732
Who /watchingMDEtwitchstream/ here?
>>63616608
STILL being sore about it
>>63617687
im sorry
>>63617800
Poo Pealand being bitches isn't surprising, the fact that Dirk the Dutchman still exists is more shocking desu.
>>63617800
The comments sections for all those articles are literal cancer.
Then again so is everything else on FB
>>63617850
It's ok :3
>>63617715
I've got a Cheatriots loving mate smdh
Hit my first triple ton on Don Bradman, lads.
>>63618061
Don Bradman's dead m8
>>63618032
>Cheatriots
>>63618061
>tfw never got a ton
>tfw 86
>>63618145
>>63618061
Just finished torrenting it. Is it that hard compared to the Ashes games? I'm kinda bored of winning entire tests in less than 3 sessions
>>63617244
Mennie needs to be looked at. He won't because he's not le 150kmph man
>>63618145
Just play everything to leg side. For me every time they put someone at square they moved them from mid-on so I just slogged down the ground until he moved back.
For spinners I just sweep or reverse sweep everything.
>>63618172
It's not hard as such. But it does take a long time to win test matches.
God I just LOVE cricket
I wanna stick my pener in Jennifer Anistons bum hole
when are they gonna start holy fug
>Going to buy Don Bradman cricket for peesee
>look it up
>$84.99 on steam
The fuck?
>>63616460
Fuck that sucks
His 2013/2014 Ashes Series was fucking golden.
>>63618222
Do you get to play the full county season?
How long does it take until your NT picks you up?
>>63618265
Retarded newcunt fresh off the boat from reddit
>>63618274
Someone's gotta pay bradmans family's bills
>>63618274
Tru Blu more like Tru Jew amirite lads?
>>63618274
>PC fagrace
>>63618274
About $5 more than in America accounting for currency change
>>63618274
nigga just torrent that shit
It's pretty much a draw, right?
>>63618296
what? I've been here for a while
there's an autistic New Zealander here named Daniel who is obsessed with Slavic women
Hurry up and start ffstbqbfhwymbfam
>>63618266
Shes old af m8
>>63618317
>tfw just got forced to get Steam
Does it have any free games or some shit? I don't play vidya much so i'm not gonna pay for shit unless its consolefaggery i can play with mates.
>>63618355
m8 that's /rug/ you fresh off the boat seppo newcunt
>>63618384
http://store.steampowered.com/genre/Free%20to%20Play/
>>63618400
Sorry senpai I am a retarded seppo
A big and strong one though
>>63618325
Yeah but despite it being obvious as all hell the commentators will keep pushing this "ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN" meme
>>63618274
>£40 through Steam
>Limited Edition with steel book case and DVD about Don Bradman and The Invincibles tour on Amazon
>£13
>>63618284
Yeah. You can choose to play for English or Aussie domestic team first. Then you can get selected for their 40/50 overs and T20 sides.
After a couple seasons depending on how well you perform you can get called up to the NT or into the IPL.
Here we go! :)
Rate my lunch
>>63618436
>Auslards
>>63618436
I had brown rice, veggies and left over chicken breast from last night
>>63618425
Thank you my Big Strong American friend
>>63618436
>Auschickens
>smith thinks we need a 350 lead
>thinking NZ could get even close to that in 2 sessions
>>63618436
love zigner burgers tbhh and wicked wings they are good too
>>63618436
jelly as all fuck m8
I wish I could buy that much KFC but I prefer eating at home and in the time it would take me to walk back home the steam would accumulate and make the chips all soggy which I hate
>>63618436
>goes to KFC
>gets things that aren't original chicken pieces X 10
>>63618425
>A big and strong one though
this is true
Damn his wife is fine as fuck, looks like that wrestling chick Page
>>63618436
I was in that /ck/ thread too
>>63617823
good filename
>>63618436
How do you cunts afford this shit?
>>63618561
Tax payer-funded Autismbux
>>63618561
They're called jos mate.
>stop rolling in your grave richie
>>63618541
Why do Australian cricketers have uggo wives?
>Stop rolling around in your grave richie benaud
Ian Chappell is senile
>>63618516
>walk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwEqA_MVaGw
how the hell can i get out of the US
>>63618603
>>63618631
>chappell
>slater
>manletshaw
>healy
>brett lee
you could have stopped it
>>63618312
kek
>>63618615
Only prevalent in this shitty generation. The last wave had stunning wives
>>63618665
BIG
Just got called up to the England team lads.
>>63618665
I saw that cunt in the legends game the other day. He's fat and has no hair.
>>63618665
i wouldn't say that she is stunning but i still don't understand how that literal gollywog got her
Rate my lunch lads
>>63618637
Boats, mate. Come to our cozy island called Naaru instead.
>>63618712
>that bouncer to Shoib Aktar
Why
>>63618721
>not doing a cheeky popeyes run for some spicy chicken
Thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2mjz5RzYGU
>>63618721
sad cunt/10
im having some smith chippys too. what are you playing on xbox?
Is Ian Healy the most biased commentator on earth?
>tfw shitposting about cricketers ugly wives
>tfw no gf
when will Smith declare?
>>63618757
You'd think he wasn't a famous athlete or something.
>>63618817
He's batting out a draw m8
>>63618808
The dashboard
>LE WIL SMIDD SGORE A ZENDURY XDXD
>>63618834
how would you rate it out of 10?
>>63618583
I'm on the tardbux to mate, am I not tarded enough or something?
BOWLED HIM
LAST BALL OF THE OVER
I hope this ends up in a shit-boring draw. If it somehow turns into an interesting result we're only going to get more roads because they'll boast about how it produced a 5-day thriller that went down to the wire.
For the good of Australian cricket, Smith needs to bat out this entire day.
>>63618831
I heard McGrath's new gf wears his dead wife's old clothes
>>63618760
>click play
>BWAAAARRRMMM
>BWAAAARRRMMM
>that climbing animation at 1:27
>pre-alpha
Won't hear about it for months, maybe a year or two I'm betting.
>>63618817
HOL
>stove
>>63618858
7.23-3+5/10
>I dislike t20
>>63618897
Well, you timed that perfectly
>stove shit cant even score a double sentry on this road
>smeth
>technique
Pick one
>>63618933
>Being a curry
>>63618981
>I'm not though, IPL is just ironically the best cricket league and entertainment
>footwork isn't that important
Ian Healy is a literal meme
>>63618981
>being a britsharia
>>63618561
It's $20 mate. Family Burger Box. Best value around.
This post brought to you by KFC
>>63619045
>Being a Koala
>johnshit gets so blown the fuck out in this test that he retires
KEK
Alright which one of you did this?
>>63619047
Did you share it with your family?
who /toblerone/ here
>>63619094
you
Lads, is it possible to install torrented expansions on games i bought off Steam?
After all this time I just realised why these threads are so dead; Ivan is at work.
>>63619094
I did, made a thread with it but was too late
>>63619047
I spend that much on pood a week mate
>>63619095
i gave your mum a couple of chips to shut her up
>>63619095
>implying im the original KFC poster
I haven't had KFC is ages, and no, I don't have a family to share it with. With mates it's good value though.
Well, /cric/?
>>63619293
>has mates but no family
>Smith listening to commentary for captaincy advice
>it's gonna be another Cavs v Warriors finals series
How feel you about this?
>there's a place literally named islamabad
>islam a bad
>darsh
BITCHLELL DARSH
POOPEELIA ON POOPEEICDE WATCH
>darsh
>>63619307
cow milk
>"best" marsh
>>63619307
cow's milk
where the fuck is the waca crowd, last day of a potentially goat test and there's fuck all people
not to mention johnson's last test
>worst marsh
no surprises
>5000 characters essay dure 12 hours and haven't started yet
what should I do
>>63619307
pauls organic
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>>63619350
Basically the size of your average Memeden Park test crowd Tbh
This match is awful.
>>63619352
Not post in /cric/
Maxwell would've reverse sweeped that for six desu
>yfw the black caps win
>MUSH
>getting LBW'd by Disgracewell
is it too late to bring back Fatson lel
Is this the worst test match in history?
G O L L A B S E
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>>63619339
Pretty islamaphobic lad islam is a religion of peace
why is every sports team in new zealand called the black something?
>>63619397
next number 3
every time i mention it /cric/ gets mad and spouts the bancroft meme
>>63618436
Literally from /ck/
>>63619350
>potentially GOAT match
Are we watching the same match?
>>63619419
Their national soccer team is the white caps though
>>63619307
I don't drink milk because it shits up coffee and tea and I don't eat breakfast
When I did drink milk it was mainly dairy milk because my dad worked on a dairy
>>63619428
it was me that posted it in /ck/ though
nice detective work though ;)
>>63619428
WOW REALLY???
NO FUCKING WAY!!!
I DEFINITELY COULDN'T TELL BY LOOKING AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN, NOT AT ALL
>>63619419
All kiwi teams basically have the words black, white, and/or fern.
>>63619413
>those 2 anons (1 British and 1 Indian) that defended mudslimes in the /cric/ thread a couple days ago
have to say I lost a bit of respect for this community after the Paris massacre
>>63619460
is that because blacks are shit at soccer?
>>63619478
Could have been any flagless board desu
>>63619492
>implying Messi isn't GOAT
poopeelian status: pooicidal
Just put $15 on NZ @ 17, is there any chance?
>>63619473
Was posted in a dinner thread and days ago tho, you're a fraud
>>63619501
>knew that this was going to be posted
meh, this addictive and random 4chan isn't for me anymore. i need to take a long break.
>>63619510
If NZ tries to win then there's potential for the Aussie bowlers to take them out quickly. I think it'll be a draw Tbh
>>63619515
i posted it days ago and heated all of it up in the microwave for lunch today
problem?
>>63619492
pretty much desu
Based Chippers said it best
>>63619510
>smith declares with 320 lead then mcmeme opens and memes his way to a typical ODI innigns
is what i would want to happen but smith will declare too late and draw desu
Cricket used to be a gentleman's game until Australians and Indians came along and ruined it
>>63619618
>LE FUG LE OSDRALIANS XD
>>63619618
You were shit at it then too though
>>63619640
>LE FUG LE FUG XD XDDDDDDD
why are the brits so easy to BTFO with banter?
they literally invented the english language and banter but somehow are terrible at it and even worse at handling it
does /cric/ feel bad that it's Johnshit's last test?
>Maxwell should replace BOTH Khawaja AND Johnson
This grandstand banter lads
>>63619669
>>63619640
INDIAN TIER SPORTSMEN
>>63619670
incorrect use of the meme
>>63619699
Yeah, despite being wide of the mark often he was enjoyable and he feels like the last of an era.
>>63619696
Inventing things then being BTFO in them is the English way
almost another wicket for basedwell there
Is the Bowling meme finally going to die so cricket can reach its true form?
>>63619717
>grandstand featuring Dirkuk Nannes
no thx
