ITS 2015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq785nJ0FXQ
>>63615699
>Britkek doesn't understand basic gambling
Pretty sure he'll be banned from Vegas when the mayor finds out.
Is there anything he cant do?
why is he so based, lads?
OH COME ON
life's a gamble... play on
>John Oliver
>Piers Morgan
>Chumbawamba
Explain yourselves, Britbottles
>>63615992
I'm SICK of the anti-Chumbawumba sentiment on /sp*rts/
Can someone summarize what he says? I refuse to watch this curk.
>>63615699
>john oliver assmad that I make money with them and he does
Does he hate poker too?
>>63615992
>>63616001
>Chumbawumba talk
DON'T YOU CIS SCUM REALIZE IT'S 2015?!?!?!
GO LISTEN TO A LESBIAN POC INDIE ROCKER!
>2015
>not leaving humanity behind
IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR
C ' M O N
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I'm sick of this GAMBLING IS BAD UNLESS YOU DO IT IN THE DESIGNATED GAMBLING ZONES owned by big Tribes and competing corporations.
>>63615992
Literally all of them failed in Britain and went to America.
>>63615999
Someone post more of these
Apart from a couple of eps with the lgbt shit, the guy is spot on about pretty much everything
Deal with it
>>63616169
I know, right? I can't believe we're even having this discussion in T W E N T Y F I F T E E N
I mean C'MON!
>hating people for making money from suckers
this is america
>>63616169
Aren't you an Asian wigger? Top bitch
>>63616001
THIS
Oldfag here.
CHUMBAWAMBA WAS FUN DAMMIT
It's TWENTY FIFTEEN
I mean COME ON AMERICA
>>63615699
Shoo shoo slimy limey.
>>63616169
This is a stealth /pol/ thread. You'll trigger some stormfags by saying that
BASED 2015 MAN
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>>63616242
Pretty sure thats fake
I hate John Oliver, and he's right it is gambling.
What's retarded though, is he comes from the UK, which has legalized online gambling, and he's coming off this high horse about how gambling is bad. Fucking clean up your own asshole before wiping someone elses.
>>63616242
friendly reminder this tweet never happened
>>63615699
Based
>>63616436
Literally nobody knows who he is over here. He just realised he is a çuck and moved to a country where people will embrace his çuck ideals. And he was right, you Ameriçucks gave him his own show almost immediately
>>63615699
What year is it though?
>>63615699
B T F O
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>>63615699
Protip: Watch his bit about meme churches in the USA, it was nothing short of brilliant
Say what you want about him, he may be a Leftist cuuck sometimes, but he definitely does have his great moments.
>>63616373
I was there a couple of weeks ago, thread full of fags saying how they're smarter for not pursuing a university degree, STEM majors are useless to the bright minds there
>>63616616
Found it!
Enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y1xJAVZxXg
>over 8 million views
OI MEAN CUM AWN PEEPOOL
>>63615699
>live in NY
>tfw I don't have to see those cancerous commercials anymore
You know that fucker loves Liverpool. It's 2005!!!
>>63616505
>"british" """"""humour""""""
>>63616655
My friends mom gave Creflo Dollar like a grand for that fucking jet not even kidding
>>63616655
I'd say most of his show is great, especially the first season
>>63616616
>but he definitely does have his great moments.
It's called shooting fish in a barrel.
I'm conflicted desu. Sometimes he comes out with a decent episode that exposes something stupid about American culture but most of the time, it's "IT'S 2015 GOY WHY DO YOU STILL ARGUE WITH ME" SJeW bullshit.
>>63616828
She's just planting her seed that reward her and cure of any ailments
>>63615699
I like how he made the "pretending something they aren't when they clearly are" reference.
Wonder if he'd say the same in a gender-questioning situation.
IT IS
THE CURRENT TIME
OF THE YEAR
IN WHICH WE LIVE
AT THIS VERY MOMENT
OF THE YEAR
THAT IT IS
WHICH IS
TWENTY
FIF
TEEN
EYE MEYAN CUM AWN PEEEPUL
What with all these brain dead faggots giving a shit what a talk show host has to say? That goes to any and every talk show how. Think of youre own opinions and stop worrying about what others think
why is everyone so butthurt about these sites?
did you all lose money? are you that dumb?
also
>bbaww this isn't what my law intended
then write a clearer law asshole
It's 2015, it's time to do what I say because I'm saying it's 2015 so you should just believe whatever I'm saying
>People unironically like Le Current Year Britkek
Are you faggots in shitattle?
Can someone PLEASE explain to me HOW we allow people to bet their own money on games IN 2015?
IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR
TWO
THOUSAND
AND
CURRENT
YEAR
We NEED every country to ban PUTTING DOWN YOUR OWN MONEY ON YOUR OWN CARD GAMES illegal as well, because THIS YEAR IS CURRENT.
>Says on his program we have no reason to fear incoming migrants
>Next week 120+ dead in Paris from Syrian "migrants"
>mfw I never heard of this guy until today
>LE FUNNY SWEARING BRIT MAN XDE!!
You can keep him.
>>63617208
gambling is for degenerates m8 we have a thread full of them on /sp/ 24/7
>>63617253
le socially sensitive enlglish man abroad
>>63617253
Will trump deport him?
>>63617208
Actually watch the video though, he says there's nothing wrong with gambling or daily fantasy sports, he just thinks it's stupid that Draftkings and Fanduel proclaim so hard that they aren't gambling when they clearly are forms of it.
He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
>>63617397
I don't see why Jew York should ban gambling. If they let vices like Gay pride parades and BLM shooting cops, who cares if some rich white males gamble? Is it because they can't tax it?
>>63617209
also they are costing tax payers a fortune
>>63617435
gov't wants its cut
>>63617332
I don't think so
>>63617332
I think he has his green card
>>63617397
You should know by now most of the people who cry about the show here don't watch it
>>63617493
Gov can fuck off tbqh
Fuck Oliver for being a Government shill too.
>>63617500
>>63617535
He isn't a citizen though. As long as Trump finds him of a crime, it's back to Bongland
>>63617608
>As long as Trump finds him of a crime
go back to your shithole country m8
>>63615699
Did you know that all episodes of John Oliver's Last Week Tonight are available on Hulu.com?
Come join us tonight!
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>>63617689
>not being sponsored OS X
fucking poorfags
>>63617738
>being an applefag
how's life as a homosexual?
>>63615992
What the fuck is wrong with Chumbawamba?
>>63617397
>Actually watch the video though,
you actually think that the mongoloid permavirgins on this website watch the things they criticize and don't just go along with the 4chan hivemind?
>>63617738
>I-I'm richer because I literally waste money on inferior products
Good goy
>>63618000
I MEAN
IT'S 2015
TWENTY
FIF
TEEN
COME ON PEOPLE, LIKE SERIOUSLY, IT'S 2015
>>63618062
I'm richer and better than you how does that feel faggot?
>>63615699
OK I watched it and neither got BTFO. He blew the fuck out sep blatter, yes, but he didnt btfo anyone here. He just ranted like a faggot for ten minutes cause hes mad companies are successful.
I don't understand his point. Is he just jealous of the DK/FD CEO's? They wipe their ass with his paycheck.
>>63615999
>>63616130
i thought the daily show ended when rod stewart quit
>implying fantasy sports take skill
>>63618847
>implying they don't
Funny how the people who claim there's no skill also complain that only a small percentage of players win all the money. How do you think those people always win? They're better than everyone else.
>>63617012
Im annoyed because almost every other thing is the "Fanduel stat of the minute" or "brought to you by Draft Kings"
>>63617608
He is a citizen.
>>63619032
The same could be said about poker.
Why do people get mad about what a british comedian has to say about the state of american politics or society?
Are americans really getting their political ideas from a comedy show?
I don't agree with half of what he says and yes, he uses a lot of fallacies, but he's a comedian. He's not meant to make a solid argument regarding politics or whatever, he's meant to make people laught. You shouldn't be expecting solid argumentation from a comedy show nor should anyone be getting their political ideas from it.
>>63620164
>Are americans really getting their political ideas from a comedy show?
Young people are. That and who they follow on twitter.
It's not gambling. It take some knowledge to even do that shit. I have won every single week and made about 800 bucks from. You have to look into the players you chose and see how a teams defense is ranked or how they match up with another team. So much thought goes into it. Unlike a game of poker where you can just throw anything down and win big.
>>63621876
>Unlike a game of poker where you can just throw anything down and win big.
You have no idea how poker works lmao
>>63621876
>poker
>throw anything down
>win big
what
>>63621876
>Unlike a game of poker where you can just throw anything down and win big.
It isn't that much different than investing in the stock market. You are investing money in the hopes that certain trends continue.
>>63616070
GOTTA BET BIG TO WIN BIG
COME ONNNNNNNN
>>63621876
So who do you work for draft kings or fan duel?
>>63619383
Are you saying there is no skill involved in poker?
I think he's just a master ruser desu, America doesn't even hold a candle to betting culture in the UK, people here will literally put a cheeky bet on anything that's possible.
>>63616505
he had been on tv for years over here before he got his own show. but keep thinking the liberal media is out to get you
>>63622110
but you aren't betting based on your own skill, you're betting on the ability of others. either way, it's gambling. the stock market is mostly influenced by economics, which are largely outside the performance of one single individual
>>63616867
>It's called shooting fish in a barrel
This expression implies something is easy
What you're looking for is "Even a broken clock is right twice a day"
>>63622598
I think he means making fun of cults/megachurches/evangelists/ is shooting fish in a barrel
>>63622357
Well you are betting based on how well you can identify trends. I expect X player to do well because he is going up against a defense that has given up lots of points to players in X's position over the last handful of weeks, or I am expecting a defense to do well because X team's starting QB is injured and the backup is playing, and so on.
People invest in stocks because they look at trends in the market and try to find those up and coming companies that are emerging from those markets. You are still operating with incomplete information. The company you invested in could have a horrible defect, weather causes major problems with production, or another company comes along and does what X company does but better causing your investment to turn bad.
I'm not saying the two are exactly similar, but both sort of operate under similar conditions. Though daily fantasy is a bit more volatile since it operates under such a short timeline.
>>63621876
>not playing online poker and popping Adderall for 6 months to pay off all your student loans
Does he know he's a meme now?
>>63622856
he has a very popular television show on a major network and seems to be eliciting actual change in society
i doubt he really cares that a bunch of angry teenage white keyboard warriors on 4chan dont like him for being an "SJW libkek kike kekold faggot"
>>63622924
Seems like he's eating some serious crow now faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVgpR88zKLU
but you're right, he'll always have a loyal subset of Jon Stewart-tier, potsmoking pseudointellectual 20 somethings to keep his ratings up
>>63622944
>loyal subset of Jon Stewart-tier, potsmoking pseudointellectual 20 somethings to keep his ratings up
ah yes, please tell me more about the SJW libkek kike faggot userbase that follows him, oh enlightened 4chan conservative
>>63622924
>one show a week
>barely anyone watches
yeah hes doing great
WOOF
>>63622688
>Though daily fantasy is a bit more volatile since it operates under such a short timeline.
That is the problem. It's too volatile week to week where it probably falls more on the gambling side of things.
>>63616242
just checked
fake
sorry
What year is it again?
>>63623021
who's this guy, Rose's older brother?
>>63622688
>>63615699
shoo shoo slimey limey
I've watched all of this show and this was his most off base segment.
Who gives a fuck if something that should be defined as gambling is not currently defined as gambling. What's wrong with gambling anyway?
I presume the idea for segment was proposed by an American Puritan member of his writing staff. It's hard to imagine this coming from a Brit. We have gambling everywhere.
>>63623102
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>>63625578
He explicitly stated that there was nothing etonf with gambling, but if it is gambling, it needs to be regulated like gambling.
Can someone post a link to the clip where he actually says the "it's 2015" meme? I haven't seen it and can't find it
>>63615699
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
>>63622201
>keeping a straight face is a skill
WEW LAD
These kind of sites appeal to the lowest common denominator. People bet on the most popular games or the most popular or "best" players, and a majority of people here know that's not how to make the best use of your money. And that's why I love it so much. My friend did FanDuel for just one week, put down his $50 and won $9??. I can understand that a percentage of people don't like it because the sites are being dishonest in what they are, but you have to admit that another percentage is butthurt when they keep losing money in it and don't know why. If you know how to play it right, you'll make a profit, small or big, every single week.
>>63616436
he never reveals an opinion on gambling itself
What is bad is that they pretend not to be gambling, and exploiting a legal loophole that doesn't really exist
legal online gambling is better for overall control, but when watching uk TV bettting is every other ad too, which is weird
>>63626081
>all these assmad turds buttfrustrated they can't win money so they think they need to take it away from smart people that actually have football knowledge.
Sorry rhetoric like "they just wanted it more" doesn't earn you money. I'll enjoy my winnings because I actually know shit about football and its athletes.
Stay mad, pathetic dork.
>>63619032
access to information
wow, you don't know anything, do you
There's zero skill in daily pick 'em. If there was, Vegas would be btfo
I hope you CIS white males are working on your 2016 memes, because IT'S NEARLY 2016, I MEAN COME ON!
>>63623102
>>63625675
>muh regulations
I can't believe I thought this idiot was funny when his show first came out. All he does is take some controversial issue and defend the side 18-25 year old Democrats agree with, and then rants about how CRAZY and ABSURD the other side is while screaming and flailing his arms around because he's so SILLY and BRITISH. And I say this is a 23 yo Democrat. It is literally just Reddit the show, he just regurgitates back peoples opinions to themselves so they can think they are so enlightened and correct because some witty British guy agrees with them.
>>63626156
People just can't possibly accept that they are bad at fantasy football so instead they figure the whole system must be broken. I guarantee you the people who think DFS is pure luck are the same people who are 3-7 in their leagues and think the only reason they aren't undefeated is because they "just got really unlucky with injuries". People just cant accept that there are people who are much better at fantasy football than they are so they'd rather tell themselves its all pure luck
What's with liberals and their hate of online gambling?
Seriously, what people do with their money it's their own business.
>>63626677
Whatever they can't tax, they ban.
>>63626684
>that's actually legit
I'm 5 minutes in and he hasn't gotten to the point yet. Anyone have the tldw?
>>63627256
He's basically just saying it should be illegal.
>>63626626
yea that's exactly what the executives said when they were cobbling this show together
>>63616169
His lbgt stuff educated me and just made me more frustrated with trans people. I thought it meant that there would have to be hormones, not just dressing up like Chris Chan to prey on girls
>>63617208
I don't see what the difference is between spending $1 on fantasy or $1 on an ice cream from mcdonalds. Both might not help you, but you enjoy it while its happening
>>63627428
Strictly speaking the difference is that the government gets tax revenue from the McDonalds purchase.
I'm of the opinion that gambling should just be legal in the US. Our gambling laws are way behind the times
>>63615912
Being funny.
I did like his rant on net neutrality but otherwise this faggot Britkek needs to fuck off back to 2015.
>tfw won 50 bucks on the nfl draftkings game this weekend
Matt Jones, Kirk Cousins and Jordan Reed carried me. Too bad Rob Ryan is gone...starting whoever the Saints were playing was pretty much free money.
Reminder that he literary never said "it's 2015 c'mon"
>>63616868
anything that is clearly just a democratic talking point is bullshit. Indie stuff that might not get talked about can be decent
>>63617689
desu I don't know why people meme on hulu it has ad ad free option for 3 bucks for and you get shit way faster that netflix
Ill be placing bets in based Massachusetts
>>63616070
>tfw only 7 scoops left
>>63626684
The fucker predicted it
>>63629148
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