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OFFICIAL /CRIC/ AUSTRALIA VS NEW ZEALAND THREAD #28
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Australia 559/9d & 177/2

New Zealand 624

Australia lead by 112 runs with 8 wickets remaining
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kys
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This person should've died in the earthquake
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foth for stove smoth hondred
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Will Smith score a century?
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>>63605415
Omg das not a women kekekekekekek
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>>63605401
Smith looks a bit autistic in that pic desu
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>next door having loud sex at 7:30pm

fucking bogan cunts
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>random ad after the first ball
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>cricket

What a fucking dumb "sport" this is.

Did you autistic subhumans really just spend your entire day discussing this dumb shit?

Worst part is you retards don't even talk about Cricket. You talk about microwavable food and shitty TV shows. Literally end your lives.
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Nth for Kiwis unironically thought they stood a chance

We GAVE you your cheeky 290* for out of PITY.
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>>63605415
nice lips
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>>63605403

>I AM LE FUGGING ATHEIST xD xD

Why?
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What's the difference between New Zealand and Australia ?
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Every cunt in NZ has two first names

Mark Craig
Grant Elliot
Ross Taylor
Matt Henry

What's going on?
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>>63605455
Australia BIG and STRONG not unlike a Kangaroo

Poopeeland SMALL FRAIL and RETARDED not unlike the native Kiwi
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>>63605464
>Taylor
>Elliot
>first names
those "first names" derived from classic English surnames
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>>63605451
Because I'm an intelligent being and don't need a sky unicorn to set rules for me?
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>>63605481
>LE DEBATE ME IM ATHIEST XD XD XD
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>>63605481
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/3syrw6/match_thread_australia_vs_new_zealand_at_waca/
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>>63605478
That's ancient history the world's most recognizable figures with those names are now Taylor Swift and Elliott Rodger.
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Thread theme:

I denied myself nothing my eyes desired;
I refused my heart no pleasure.
My heart took delight in all my labor,
and this was the reward for all my toil.
11Yet when I surveyed all that my hands had done
and what I had toiled to achieve,
everything was meaningless, a chasing after the wind;
nothing was gained under the sun.
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Who forced sportsbet to do those ads?
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>>63605481
>intelligent

wew
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Give Kane a bowl already
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>>63605492
That's gay.

You're gay.
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>>63605498
Kane is a genuine all rounder tbqhfam
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>>63605481
>claims to be intelligent
>immediately delivers an argument based on personal incredulity

No you're not intelligent at all. You're a fucking retard.
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>>63605491
>world's most recognizable figures
>elliott rodger
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>>63605504
Your mums a genuine all rounder, takes a few hours to get all rounder :^)
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>>63605504
>Kane is a dirty cheater who was banned for chucking
ftfy
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>>63605516
>>63605516

>not being a chubbychaser

smdhfam
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>>63605509
>personal incredulity
Sorry mate, I've read all the works of Dawkins, seems your being a bit of a selfish gene right now
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>>63605530
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So when will Australia ditch the poorly made Kookaburra balls?
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>>63605536
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>>63605534
>I've read all the works of Dawkins
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>>63605537
When there are no gumdrops left.
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>>63605445
At least my head of state is white
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>>63605530
I'll never understand why they call it 'chubby chaser' as if they are hard to catch
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>Leave the Poo Peelanders to me
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>>63605551
Soon we'll have The Donald in office and you'll never be able to make fun of us again.

Enjoy it while you can.
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>>63605445
Amerifats will never know true freedom like this
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>>63605481
the religion of the psuedo-intelligent
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>>63605560
You're literally going to have a woman in the office.

A woman who will ship in millions of muslims because it's the fashionable thing to do.
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>>63605570
>Almost 2016
>Needing a religion

kek

KEK
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Can somebody post daniel's edgy as fuck atheism posts that he made earlier this year?
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>>63605565
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Will Smith get a century?
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>>63605579
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>>63605577
Proxy off Mr. Oliver
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>>63605577
Everyone has a religion, friend. The question is it based on collective morality based upon centuries of intellectual debate and reform, or denial of the influence of your society upon your upbringing and an assertion all your morals just came out of nowhere
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>still bowling craig
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WHY THE FUCK IS CRAIG STILL BOWLING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
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what is a roosterman?
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It's like a flightless Birdman
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>>63605604
He is great at making batsmen complacent by giving away easy runs. You will find that a wicket falls quite often after a long Craig spell
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>>63605604
declaration bowling
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>>63605608
a pooicidal tiny dicked obese fob
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>>63605595
surely no one is this stupid
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>>63605615
You mean when they're planning to declare soon, so just go for a slog?
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>>63605619
I have seen people get unironically angry at spelling it "Xmas".
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>>63605621
>soon
>136
This is going to be a draw or NZ win.
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>>63605628
Notice he's none-for this innings and we're obviously talking about the first?
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>>63605534
Proxy off, Daniel.
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>>63605618
what is pooicide?
fob?
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>>63605632
Notice you're a retarded newcunt fresh off the boat from reddit and facebook?
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Ausgods should declare as soon as based Will Smith gets his century.

No way they score 130 before 10 wickeys
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>>63605638
> Someone proved I'm an idiot who can't follow a conversation
> Better through insults to control damage
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>>63605636
poosterman is a brown cunt with a small dick who is on eternal pooicide watch
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>>63605636
fob is Fresh Off the Boat

pooicide is death by faeces
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>>63605642
They'll have a slog and declare tonight

Poo Peeland can't bat out day 5
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>LE FUGG LE ROOSDERMAM XDXD
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>>63605644
literally furious newcunt
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>>63605646
roosterman is literally the GOAT au/sp/ personality
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**IMPORTANT POST PLEASE READ**

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>>63605601
or whether you choose to think you know something when you dont. You fags can argue all you want over your false knowings

(agnostic cunt here)
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Stove Smoth
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>>63605648
oh so pooicide is live in new zealand then?
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Nice try poopeeland

Maybe your tiny hobbit hands arent right for this sport
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Literally dropped the series...
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>>63605670
SINGAPORE GOING HARD IN THE PAINT
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>>63605668

good post
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>>63605660
WalkGod is the pioneer of au/sp/ and saved it from the brink.
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Trent boult's teeth
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>>63605662
Must it be Cricket related, good sir?
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>>63605662
Great competitive test cricket on show here. I just hope everyone has fun, respects the officials and each other and, at the end of the day, cricket is the real winner
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>>63605678
Obesitywalk is a fictional character invented by Josh Reynolds for reasons we do not yet know.
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>>63605662
I'm looking forward to Steve Smith to get 300 today and then declare. He's the best batsman in the world, all hail Steve Smith. Lol, he's such a good guy too, I know he'll be helping refugees settle in after the test match season :)
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>>63605662
I appreciate where you are coming from, but I kinda disagree. Isn't that great though? That we live in a modern society where people can have different opinions and yet still get along and discuss them like adults (: I value you as a fellow redditor friend!
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>>63605681
No, but it will be awarded bonus points if it involves cricket.
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>>63605678
Roosterman literally started 2/3rd of the original au/sp/ threads so that he could give himself trip cred.

He literally pioneered au/sp/.
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>>63605670
Noice.
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S M I T H
M
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STOVE
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lads...
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>steve smith won't score a century this series
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>>63605662
>tfw LeJamal Thomas will never fuck your wife

Also, Bernie Sanders ftw, why isn't he president already? Do you think John Oliver's new episode will be any good?

Tony Abbott is a criminal and women are EQUAL to men.
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>>63605662

EDIT: thanks for the gold kind stranger!
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>>63605662
We have literally not lost since Malcolm Turnbull became PM.
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Is Steve Smith the best captain Australia has ever had?
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>>63605691
>>63605686
WalkGod is the mastermind behind everything that hapens in /cric/. He has been working behind the scenes pulling all of the strings.

Poosterwoman, Fat and Zerobese are all puppets.
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BASED MONG
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>>63605691
He actually did funnily enough.

When the /nrl/ and /afl/ seasons ended in 2013 Roosterman was making a lot of the au/sp/ threads.

However I coined the term au/sp/ which puts me on a completely different level.
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SUUUUMER TIME IS FOR RIDING BICYCLES
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>Anon, can I use your computer to print an essay I have saved on this flashdrive?
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>>63605662
Andrew Strauss is a very good commentator and has impressed me a lot. People have different ways to judge it and mine is to see whether the commentator represents any agendas or not, and he doesn't. Pretty neutral and unbiased. I really like him. Most of the commentators who have retired even within a period of six or seven years turn out to be incredibly biased, but it is astonishing to see him being so different despite having retired as recently as a year back. I mean, people have reported Shane Warne referring to the Australia team as "we" and "us".
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WalkGod can't post right now because he's at the WACA and just scored a century.
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>>63605662
There it is!!! The centuy!!! If you had any doubts about Steve Smith, I hope that ball did away with them! We are privileged to be watching a champion, and I'm happy everyone's here to watch it with me.

Happy testing!
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Perhaps I have become more religious during my time in Indonesia with my 8/10 muslim gf.

When we were still teenagers she would come visit me at my little house by the coast. We would discuss the Islamic faith for hours on end, with me always providing questions she couldn't answer.

She always saw life has a test given by Allah, and to reach salvation one could never stray from the path of all that is holy. But how could one obey such a test if it was never received from birth! I found this idea preposterous and explained the hypocrisy of such a 'loving' god.

At that moment she grabbed the back of my head and planted her lips firmly on mine. Then she threw off her jilbab and long, rich black hair emerged, never before seen with my own eyes. I still remember how she looked like an angel, not one that is so often depicted in Christianity, but something so impossibly beautiful that it had perhaps never been seen by mortal man.

Her eyes gazed into mine, penetrating my thoughts, commanding a 14 year old boy to give us much pleasure to an angel as he possibly can. I caressed her thigh, trembling with so much anxiety that my face "literally" fell into her crotch. I sensed she was sliding her long black pants down and I let out a small cry, being so overwhelmed by what was happening. Mouth deep in brown pubescent vagina, my nose resting on her clitoris while sliding my tounge into her sheath. Never before had pussy tasted so sweet, and every soft moan she sang carried like a feather to my ears.
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Why does australian commentary feel the need to have 3 commentators?
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>>63605723
Drop the trip
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>>63605716
http://thehackernews.com/2015/03/killer-usb-explode-computer.html
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>>63605723
>She always saw life has a test
What day are we on?
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>>63605662
The fact that Trump is doing so well in the polls just proves that even in the 21st century the toxic masculinity of politics still is not dead. This is thanks to the endless propaganda that Faux News drivels in an attempt to protect their corporate masters like Roger Murdoch. The vile racism that the Republican party endorses will only set to send the USA back to the dark ages, which is why I support Bernie Sanders, who will usher this country into 2016 and set the standard for all Western nations to follow. #BlackLivesMatter #FeelTheBern
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>>63605716
"Pass over the usb please, i will do it"
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>>63605713
"au/sp/" is retarded anyway, we should have just stuck with "/aus/" but one of you autists was adamant about forcing "au/sp/"
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>>63605662

As an Australia, I have to say a great job to the Kiwis today for a fantastic effort. You guys are great, and your fans are fantastic. No matter what, it's wonderful that we can come together to celebrate such a wonderful sport together with such great fans!
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>med student
>get into conversation with some other student
>he says he has to study 24/7 but is managing perfect grades
>was quite impressed, asked him what he studies
>tells me "electrical engineering"
>mfw
>wonder if he was being serious about his degree being hard
>turns out he was
>instantly Iose respect for him

l assume there's a few engineering students on here, so I'm actually curious. Do you guys actually think your degree is difficult or are you at the stage where you realise anyone could do it?
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>>63605713
He also always used the au/sp/ op image with the fucked up Tony Abbott
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>>63605662
**IMPORTANT POST PLEASE READ**

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>>63605741
stale as fuck pasta tbhfam
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>>63605729
Must be day 3 if he's talking about cracks developing on the pitch.
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>>63605732
Bernie is a republican plant who is actually redpilled. He is the mastermind and liberkucks don't know his end game.

Sanders is Palpatine, Trump is Vader.
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Will WINVIZ be used during the Windies tests?
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>>63605741
this wins the reddit challenge
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>FIRST
>>63605688
Very good use of redditquette. Use of rhetorical questions and emoticons coupled with an exclamation mark show that you really want to get your emotion across to your fellow redditor. Bringing a discussion of "modern society" into an unrelated cricket discussion also shows that you value your intelligence and believe you are of high intellect.

>SECOND
>>63605732
Bashing of Fox News, unironic use of the word "toxic" and the use of hashtags really push this post forward as a contender.

>THIRD
>>63605738
Forced sportsmanship and use of adjectives such as "wonderful", "great" and "fantastic" make this post shine. Your core idea of "it's just a game" is an indicator that you believe you are higher than the average sports fan, and that you care more about the greater good of the sport than the result.
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>>63605752
What's the point, it'll be 0% draw and 0% Windies win
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>>63605744
this should win
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>8:13 pm
>winner STILL not announced
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>>63605744
I vote for this
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Brott Loo
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>>63605760
Do FOURTH FIFTH and SIXTH
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Who /likesHotkinkyjo/ here?
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>>63605767
>(Poo)
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>>63605744
>>63605764
>>63605770
Samefag
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I want a grilled cheese sandwich but my oven is broken. What the fuck do i use?
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>Daniel: "If Voges gets 100, that will be six players in this test scoring a ton. No-one has been dismissed between 50 and 99 yet. Do any stats people know the record for most tons in a test match where no-one's made a half-century?"
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>>63605760
Wow, thank you so much my Australian brother! :D Please, have some gold and an up vote on me.
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>>63605780
the heat radiating from your arsecheeks tbqh familia
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>>63605780
/r/Askanengineer
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>$20 for adults
>$10 for kids
>so that'll be $45 for families

australians everybody
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>>63605780
use the steam from your kettle to toast the bread
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>>63605780
I'm assuming the grill is broken too, and you don't have a sandwich press, so microwave
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Rocky Pontong
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>>63605560
>implying that electing a bigger dumbcunt than Bush will make people respect you

kek
KEK
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>>63605760
Fixed result. Mine would get the most upvotes
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>>63605780
Leave the bread out overnight so it gets crunchy, then melt the cheese with your breath.
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>>63605802

Are you so sure because you post on Reddit every single day? literally exposed cunt
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>>63605792
yeah family tickets are two adults and two kids, so better value than buying them individually
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>>63605780
Hold the bread in your hand with the cheese on it and then use your cigarette lighter to cook it from underneath then turn it over and do the other side.
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>>63605792
Not everyone was abandoned by daddy, m8
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HUGHESY'D THE CUNT

DIE BITCH
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>>63605801
>LE BUSH XDXD SO DUMB XDXD MEYMEY

let me guess, you were one of the 14 year olds that really wanted obama to win because he was a nignog?
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>that Bose ad
you will never be 15 again and making out with your highschool sweetheart
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>>63605772


>FOURTH
>>63605704
Very simple yet effective post. The use of a reddit custom "EDIT" is a cheeky addition. "Kind stranger" shows that you are trying to appear classy and sophisticated, while the exclamation mark is classic redditquette.

>FIFTH
>>63605717
A long post, on reddit, shows that you know what you are talking about and that your opinion should be valued. The statement that "people have different ways to judge" shows that you believe other people's opinions matter, even if they don't match yours.

>SIXTH
>>63605683
Basic and cliche, but effective. It clearly demonstrates your belief that while the result and entertainment might be the main factor for plebian sports fans, you, as a superior fan, care more about the good of the game.


Thanks for playing. Be sure to participate next time.
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>>63605802
>>63605809
>>63605786
>all these seppos on my /cric/

leave. ree tbhwy
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>>63605801
> Loser on 4chan
> $10 Billion and a chance at the white house

Yeah, Trump's the dumbcunt out of you two
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Getting a breast reduction lads
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>>63605821
>bose
pleb. Dre's are where its at bruhseph
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>>63605793
That makes boiled bread not toast, I've tried it
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>>63605828
good luck goosey
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>>63605821

I bet you're literally 17, fucking normie cunt acting like 2 years ago were the good ol' days, listen to me son nobody gives a SHIT
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>>63605821
>you will never make out with a girl
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>>63605833
you were probably doing it wrong m8
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>>63605830
>not Audio-Technica's ATH-M50
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ex
cuse me?
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>>63605792

...What's supposed to be stupid there?
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>>63605544
>>>/reddit/
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>>63605838
I'm 26 and a kissless virgin
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>>63605811
Of course, friend! I'm well versed in multiculturalism and well travelled as far as the Internet is concerned ;)
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>>63605839
Back to /r9k/, daniel
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>>63605844
YOU

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAUAUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGA
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>>63605821
Jokes on you, I never made out with anyone at 15
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>>63605792
Are you okay?
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>>63605844

the way he said it, he didn't make any indication there is a reduction in a family ticket pack, more like he couldn't add up $40 and $20
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who /fallout 4/ here?
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>>63605857
I didn't either, perhaps I worded it wrong. I was meant to say you will never experience teenage love or love full stop.
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You have 1 minute to nominate the bet post ITT

The criteria for best is conpletely subjective

The winner {post that can boast the most votes} will be screenshot and used as OP of the next thread
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>>63605822
>>63605760
>>63605662
tbqh I'm very disappointed nobody brought up "MUH PARIS", in relation to cricket being "just a game".
That's an instant winner if I've ever seen one.
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>>63605822
>>63605760


>>63605705
>>63605705
i took this post verbatim from reddit
shit judging
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>>63605821
I'd rather listen to my Sennheisers than make out with a girl anyway
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>>63605860
it's implied, there are always family ticket packs
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>>63605866

i vote for this
>>63605660
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>>63605866
I nominate this post
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>>63605866
That's easy >>63605749
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>>63605862
Here.
Gauss Rifle is GOAT
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that pack of boganspawn are literally your future
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Who /gum/ here tbqh?

Juicy Fruit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12BsHaYa5IQ&
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based fucking merv
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>>63605660
has my vote
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>>63605820
>LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME LE MEME
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>>63605889
daniel
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>>63605889
Who is poosterman
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>>63605889
Who is this cheeky bugger?
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>>63605885
>tfw didnt make the 1min cutoff
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>>63605878
The same bogan spawn that get through world cup group stages KEK
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come on dickhead it's your home ground figure it out
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>>63605820
I wanted Obama to win. But it turns out he was a closet fag instead of a real nigga.

Disappointed desu

Before you make fun of me, rest assured, I do not vote.
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>>63605889
i dont get this meme
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>>63605892
>>63605889
>LE GRIGET DRAMA

fuck off old cunts I dunno who these people are
time for neo cric
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>2/222
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>>63605894
>he literally made that post unironically
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>>63605898
Were you a 14 year old liberal kek?

Even when I was 12 I could spot the kike bullshit.
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>>63605895
I've extended voting for abother 5 minutes due to a 3 way tie
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>>63605889
Who is the entirety of the /pol/ user base?
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>>63605898
Obviously not, because you're a poopeelian
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POO PEELDING
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>>63605908
I was 20. In my defense I had a gf at the time so I was basically mind controlled.
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>>63605889
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>>63605910

How's the weather in Melbourne?
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WAIT A SECOND
Was Phillip Hughes related to Merv Hughes?
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>>63605904
>daniel
>oldfag materials
FUCKING KEK
Discussion of daniel and daniel related topics is an immediate indicator of someone being new/fresh.

see: that ONE Kiwi who gets INCREDIBLY butthurt and infuriated when people talk about "oldfag thing" because he knows he was never there, and can never discuss any dank memes except danielshit.
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what a shit match

Fuck Australia

Why do we allow them to host cricket again?
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>>63605820
>>63605827
Back to hugbox /pol/shitters
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>>63605910
>LE FUG LE /BOL/ XDXD
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>>63605915
Wait, hang on, does that mean you're 27 now?

What the fuck are you doing on 4chan?
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>>63605924
STUMPED
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>>63605927
28.

And I believe I'm staying up all night shitposting, senpai
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>>63605866

I nominate this post

>>63605889

Look how many (You)s it got in such a short space of time
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>>63605919
>>63605925
>m-muh shitpost hugbox
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>>63605921
Literally any posts in relation to any form of """4chan celebrity"""", new or old, are fucking awful and should be ignored.
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>voges literally averages 218 for the series
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Latham
Guptill
Williamson
Taylor
McCullum
Watling
Santner
Southee
Henry
Wagner
Boult

Tbh
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>>63605938
This is the NZer I was referring to.
See how upset he gets? Note how he tries to deflect it by saying ""any"" discussion is awful, but he unironically discusses daniel on a daily basis.

Stay new, stay fresh.
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With a population of only 102, Sumte, Germany was chosen as the site for a sprawling refugee centre for 1,000 new migrants, but many of the new residents have expressed dissatisfaction with their new home.

"There is nothing to do in there, no PlayStation, no TV," said Jihad, 25, who traveled from Syria.

"They told us we were going to Frankfurt, but we've ended up in this wilderness," complained Syrians Morhav, 28, and his wife Noor, 19, who said the town was too boring.

Four more bus loads carrying 200 more refugees arrived in the tiny German village of Sumte last night – quadrupling the population.

"Where are the shops, where is the supermarket?" demanded one man. "I want to work in a pizza restaurant, like I used to in Damascus!"

Sumte's mayor, Christian Fabel, apologized, admitting, "The phone and internet situation here is a joke. Even local business people suffer. We are trying to get something done about it."
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Dr Feel is in this thread RIGHT NOW

Show yourself you piece of shit.
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>>63605947
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>>63605944
Guptill should fuck off. Bring back Ryder.
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>>63605924
>>63605925
autism
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>>63605946
Literally what is the appeal In posting about this shit? It's like you guys consistently bring up stuff that happened in 2012 as if being here for four years is some sort of glorious accolade that you're proud of. None of it is fucking interesting, especially the daniel shit
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>>63605954
Give the poor cunts some playstation or least an xbox
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>>63605947
>said Jihad, 25, who traveled from Syria.
>Jihad

this can't be real
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>>63605723
I left Maluku and many years past, our lives spiraling in different directions. I found another angel in my life, a beautiful yet tormented Russian woman who could never made anything more out of this life other than it being a sick joke. Despite wanting love, she never wanted to bring new love into this world.

But you cannot control destiny. You cannot change something that is unknown to you. My organic chemicals beat down her synthetic ones, and when the war was over she gave in to motherly instincts which is natural for someone so frail of heart - and so her species continues.

This was a true angel. Not someone who was generous or sensual to others needs. Quite the opposite. She would often build up lesser men only to expose their weakness an reveal their evil desires. But for me there was none, for I had already been with that other angel from long ago, or so I thought...
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>>63605947
>fleeing war and/or persecution
>complain about being bored

"refugees"
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>>63605959
You are literally jealous as fuck because you don't get to participate in oldfag discussions
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>australian "pitches"
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>>63605833
>boiled

It's actually "broiled" idiot.
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>>63605957

fat fuck is done

he'd rather stat pad against Division 2 teams with 110kph than play for New Zealand ever again. I'd rather have Brownlie or Memero Tbh
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lads does anyone else get upset at the thought of a white woman having sex with a black man?
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>>63605954
Give them your house you sad cunt.

What are you even doing on 4chan? You should be working right now to support Syrians how else are you going to pay for it?
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>>63605944

Corianderson
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>>63605959
>especially the daniel shit
You're not fooling anyone.
You frequently discuss "daniel shit". It just really gets to you, knowing that you can NEVER go back and experience "old" /cric/, and participate in discussions with people who aren't freshies such as yourself.
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>>63605972

injured
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>>63605961
I already had to give all my electronic devices to them, all I have left is this nokia 6610 for shitposting I hid
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>>63605966
Yeah man, super jealous of your 4chan power level, I just wish I was as much of a loser as you. You're literally one of those guys in third year of Uni who constantly brings up great times from high school because nothing interesting has happened for them since then
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>>63605968
> Calls other people idiot
> Genuinely thinks someone tried to make toast over a kettle
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>>63605966
I wish to be discussed some day.

>Remember that one BSA? cuppy, was it?
>no m8
>right then I must be thinking of something else
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>>63605965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_XHkgScOSY
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>>63605970
Turns me on tbqh
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>>63605959
>>63605980

You know how I know you're a newcunt to /sp/ but have been on 4chan as a whole (likely from /b/) for many years?

You are projecting hard as fuck anon
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Voges will get bowled at at 99 runs
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