Bears won, Packers lost. Only thing to make it a good day is if the Blackhawks win tonight at home against the Flames.
Game coverage starts 7:30PM CST. Bring alcohol as well.
>>63595436
>tfw no Saadfather to lead us in prayer
Should I bring back the Call to Prayer?
Time for alcohol.
Time for Dougie
We believe in one goal, the Breadman Almighty, creator of possession and production, and of all tangibles seen and unseen. And in one Forward, Teuvo Christ, the only-begotten Son of Q, begotten of the Saadfather, Lamplight from Lamplight, true Goals from own Goals, begotten, not made, being of one substance with the Breadman; by whom all production is made, who for us and for all bandwagon fans salvation came down from Rockford and was born of the Virgin Konroyd and made Breadman.
He was crucified under Rundblad Pilate, suffered, benched and was buried on the depth chart, and the third game he rose again, according to the Scoreboard, and ascended into the first line, and sitteth on the right hand of the Anisimov and the left hand of the Kane, from thence he shall come again in glory, to score against the Quick and Leafs, whose cup drought will see no end.
I believe in the Foley-Olcyzk, the Kane, the giver of Goals who proceeds from the Breadman and the Anisimov, who with the Breadman and the Anisimov is adored and glorified, who has spoken through the prospects.
We believe in one Foley-Olcyzk Alcoholic Church and for the forgiveness of commentary sins, and in the resurrection of the Corsi statistic and the playoff series to come.
Amen.
>>63595436
And we just beat the st. blew-it losers on the road. this is turning out to be a great weekend.
INB4 Kaner rapes the flamers and has a 3 point night
Can we get this updated for the new roster sans Saad and Sharpie?
>>63595986
And here I thought you were dead.
It was a nice feeling that you were gone. And now you ruined it.
![logo_en[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/07zS8T5.png "logo_en[1].png")
With gin... you win.
First for flames apparently, C'mon based jerry hudler
>fapped to hentai all day
>just remembered that the hawks play today.
I'm not sure if i should be happy about today or disgusted.
>>63596051
>didn't watch the bears somehow win
Reevaluate your life
>>63596040
I wish I was
>>63596051
Depends on what you fapped to.
>>63596085
>not multitasking
>>63596085
I really should, but it's not because of football. Fuck that shit.
What's with the feather hipster?
this motherfucker's got pipes, god damn
>like the flames and the hawks
>neither one are my primary team
tfw
>>63596048
Why is the gin yellow
>>63596189
You've never heard of Jim Corneilson? He's the man bro.
>>63596386
It's made with only canadian/arctic botanicals and shit.
Anyone have a stream i don't feel like going to the living room
>>63596402
He's getting kind of played out by this point desu. You know shit goes too far when he's in commercials and interrupting perfectly fine smashing pumpkins shows.
>>63596386
It's canadian
Uh.......anyone else just lose picture there for awhile?
>>63596556
Nope
>>63596556
Yes. I wasn't sure if i should rage or not.
>My hockeystreams subscription expired
>Can't renew for some reason, they're not accepting payments
What the h guys? Anyone got a stream I can watch?
>tfw just noticed rosival is back
God save us all
>>63596419
Sounds like a bottle of gin, but someone took a piss in it.
Maybe it should be called second-hand gin.
>>63596585
>paying for streams
>>63596585
firstrowsports faggot
>>63596587
Welcome back to 2014
>>63596587
He came back yesterday along with Keith.
>>63596633
Yeah, but that stream looks like absolute ass.
>>63596618
its pretty good senpai, also I got some citadelle kicking around here too
>>63596674
Oh boo hoo, do you want to watch the game or not?
Explain why lazyman is bad
>>63596051
sounds like a good day to me.
what sort of hentai. as long as it isn't NTR.
Who /woke up at 4am on the couch and crawled into bed with a hangover starting/ here?
>>63596674
If you have no problem paying for streams why not just get game center live or center ice or whatever it is called and get legit HD
>>63596730
Eh, some loli, some harem... shit like that.
Not NTR, I hate NTR.
>>63596763
Doesn't that still black out the local games? Although I guess you could always use a VPN to get around that but maybe they go by billing address.
>>63596730
NTR is great when it is written from the alpha's perspective. Sadly that is uncommon
God Hossa is a God with the puck
>>63596789
Im assuming he doesn't live local, otherwise he would just watch on TV like normal.
>>63596763
It's more expensive, and it's worse. Hockeystreams broadcasts all games. NHL, AHL, IIHF, basically anything that's broadcast it's there. Both Gamecenter Live and NHL center ice only broadcast out of market NHL games and non NBC games. So you don't even get the playoffs.
>>63596782
>Loli harem
good choice. sounds like an A+ way to spend the day desu
>>63596795
The fuck does NTR mean?
>>63596875
Netorare aka a nerd gets his crush stolen by a jackass
>>63596674
>complaining about a free stream
Either that or you stop being a free loading faggot and get cable.
>>63596841
Yeah, it wasn't so bad.
>>63596875
You sure you want to know the answer to that?
Who /drinking game/ here?
>Drink every time there's a goalie save
>>63596901
>c.uck porn
Of course it is
>>63596927
My drinking is not a game, it's a coping mechanism for my sad life.
Imagine if the Hawks kept Frolik along with Kruger
>>63596910
I have cable, and I'm willing to pay for GOOD service. NHL packages are retarded and awful, and I really don't want to support them. (Although it's looking like I'll have to. For a couple months, until Hockeystreams gets its shit together. $25 a month is fucking ridiculous)
I live in Wisconsin so I can't watch CSN, or WGN.
>>63596980
and oduya and saad
(and huet) xDDD
>>63597017
>wanting to keep Oduya
No
>>63596985
you weiner just get fucking lazyman.
>>63596985
I just got home from the UP. Family has a cottage up there and i was debating getting the nhl package because i can't get any of the games. I just don't want to give the jews more money.
I ended up listening to the game last night on my phone. So happy to be home
>>63597029
He's certainly better than daley gustavsson svedberg or rundblad
>>63597102
>>63597093
Who do you think your Internet subscription goes to. You guys need to stop making up conspiracies and just admit you are poor
>>63597126
You're an idiot so I am not surprised by your opinion on this
>>63597149
>lake house
>poor
Yeah that's my problem.
>>63597173
I'm sorry but I'd rather have Oduya over Roszival but do you not remember all of the times Oduya made bone-headed plays and fucked the Hawks over? At least the young ones have potential to move up
>>63596938
this fucking post. lol
>>63597203
The occasional bone headed move is miles better than what we are currently getting out of those I listed, they can't even get into position to make a bone headed move
>>63597173
Neither of those three are anything special but "best Johnny" would constantly make stupid offensive plays that resulted in opponent breakways. Coupled with Crawford that led to a bunch of goals against the Hawks. The new guys can be replaced and they're relatively cheap, Oduya was a cap leech.
>>63596085
>watching patswinlol
NFL is a joke. I prefer to watch real sports like Hockey.
>>63597149
I can afford it. I just don't want to pay extra for shittier service.
Hockeystreams was so fucking nice and convenient, but now I'm stuck with this shitty NHL Gamecenter live bullshit.
>>63597287
Daley costs more against the cap than Oduya.
>>63597287
I will add in that the Hawks can't win their last two cups without him, but that being said, that shouldn't preclude the Hawks from winning more without him. TVR is coming into his own and I have faith in the rest of the Hawks prospects.
>>63597359
Oduya was a FA and Daley was forced on the Hawks via trade. Or do you want Sharp's cap hit against the Hawks?
>>63597329
But hockey is blackhawkswinlol
>>63597395
You realize the Sharp trade only saved 600k on cap room in the end. They completely botched that, it had nothing to do with oduyas potential salary.
>>63597458
The hawks are barely .500
>>63597356
Anon, just give up like I have and use fucking leddit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGY85yXCl-o
I would really like it if steve would ask the guy if they still scalp people.
>That screeching
Fucking hell.
>>63597710
At least it's not the chalkboard kind, which you are now hearing manually in your head.
>>63597754
Fuck you.
Since it's intermission, anyone here own an Acura TL?
Chicabros, how do I deal with whiny Packers fags crying about how "bad" their season is?
Should I just send them videos of 4th and 8 and show them what true suffering is?
>>63598080
Why do you have contact with puckers fans
>>63598080
Remind them of 2011 and call them entitled little shits.
They have had two franchise caliber quarterbacks leading the team for almost 25 years, with 2 Super Bowls to boot. Not many franchises can say that about their Quarterbacks. Only one else I can think of is Montana and Young.
>darshit
Nice crawshit impression
>>63598185
Thanks rbo. Can always count on you.
Fucking. Darling come on
>>63598151
They live in Chicago and were formerly Bears fans who hopped onto the packers bandwagon. Also they're my friends.
>>63598327
Get better friends
>>63598327
That is despicable, I hope one of them is giving you sexual attention otherwise you should have abandoned them long ago.
>>63598327
I bet you ask the host at parties for the code for the wifi just to show pictures of your friends and just to tell them they're not really friends.
HE GETS WHAT HE WANTS
RAAAAAAAAPPPPEEEE
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KANE
>>63598327
Packers fans are now ISIS supporters. So cut ties with them or turn them into the FBI.
He put in that puck without the goalie's consent.
>>63598437
What are you attempting to say here?
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
kane is too powerful.
BIG HOSS
>>63598327
RAPE
HOW LONG WILL KANES RAPE STREAK KEEP GOING ON FOR?
WHY DONT THE FEMINISTS STOP THIS?
HOSSSSSSA on hiS HORRRRRSE
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
BOSS
HOSS
HOSSA THE BROSSA
MALORT PARTY WOOP WOOP
BOSS HOSS
H
O
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>>63598373
>>63598399
Unfortunately that's not how friends work. We're still great friends and been so for long time. They're just massive faggots sportswise.
>packers and Blackhawks sticker on car
HOSSSSAAAA
what a snipe
RAPE AND MURDER AT THE MADHOUSE TONIGHT
HOSS IS BACK!
Now we await the collapse in the 3rd. You know it is coming, keep your alcohol near.
>>63598582
>packers and Blackhawks sticker on car
Light it on fire
>>63595436
>went to St Louis this weekend for meme sport boogaloo
Go to hawks game
>wait 40 minutes in a parking garage trying to get in the entrance
>stadium looks like its from 1980 and has no modern facilities to speak of
>hallways about 3 feet wide
>got some tim hortons
>meme on blose fans all night long
go to bears game today
>walk around outer ring and see a black guy pissing in a bottle covered by a plastic bag despite being in a building filled with working bathrooms
>see girl overdose on heroin
>wait 30 minutes in line to get a soda only for them to announce as soon as i got to the front of the line that they were not out of soda
>wait 30 minutes to use the bathroom
>get bored at game because of all the fouls making that shit last forever and a half
>cant see shit because the sightlines are too steep and all their screens are about 6 inches wide
typical st lose
>>63598582
>Packers and Blackhawks sticker on car
>in Chicago
That's asking for vandalism
>>63598080
We deserve to lose out desu, both ends of the ball have been shit
http://miscellanynews.org/2015/11/11/sports/to-blackhawk-fans-dont-cheer-for-patrick-kane/
Fellow hawks fans, please read this article from some vassar cunt and laff
>>63598582
Friends don't let friends drive like this
>>63598582
Alright faggot nobody wanted your full life story of friendships. Fuck off
ITS A BLOODBATH
FROM RAPE MAN TO BREAD MAN
FUCKING MURDER
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BREADMAN!
Panera Bread
2nd line is best line
>>63598646
Just needed to see drunken Cardinals fans and meth heads to make the trifecta.
Hope you had fun regardless.
RAPE
RAPE RAPE RAPE
the land of bread and rape
WHY CANT I HOLD ALL THESE POINTS
RAPE
MURDER
AND BAKING
HOLY SHIT
>>63598658
Comments are pretty good at shutting down her entire article. wonder why she hasn't deleted them yet like hockey bloggers.
RAPE, MURDER, AND NOW FAMINE
>>63598711
hawks game was great
football is boring as shit no matter who is playing, nearly fell asleep multiple times
>>63598746
That sounds like some kind of agatha christie murder mystery
stream?
>missing on that open net
At_least_you_tried.jpg
These guys have been out there for over 2 minutes. they needed a whistle
>hiding in the net
>>63599262
Kek
Eye blood whew
>that's going to leave a mark
Hell of a period boys
Patrick kane is literally the best player in the nhl
He must have been working out this offseason
anyone else watching NHRA drag racing during intermission?
Wow that lady's outfit is racist as fuck
>>63599757
I'd still fuck her.
fuck natives desu
>>63599757
She's actually Indian though, if the interview is true.
>>63599777
6/10 at best
Gross
>>63599790
I was making a joke by parodizing stupid progressives.
>>63599816
You think i have standards or something?
>>63599786
Why
>>63599832
Yeah, I missed that completely.
>>63599877
>why
@63599917
}y
Is that a goddamn inflatable fuck sheep?
>>63599955
aw yea
Lmao what the fuck
>>63600081
Dano cannot into goals.
Is it wrong that my first thought was"how the hell did niggers steal a skybox?"
>>63600188
Mizzou is coming for you
Mashinter? I hardly know 'er.
>>63600293
Not anymore.
When the student leader made the KKK sighting hoax with the combination of the shit going on in France, their 15mins of fame is over.
>>63600347
yer late, faggot.
>>63600359
Family gathering in Vernon Hills and then the drive home.
>>63600358
I'm kind of hoping they up the ante trying to get back into the spotlight, but I'm not really sure where they go from #FuckParis.
>Kane almost got even more points
>>63600394
I'd have a witty retort, but i'm really drunk right now.
>>63600398
wasnt kane leading in point last year before he broke or cracked his clavicle?
Hes somehow getting better
>>63600439
He was
>>63600439
Imagine the butthurt that an American player wins the Art Ross.
>>63600442
Keeping hope alive for mcmeme then.
>>63600506
>American wins Art Ross
>American team wins Stanley Cup (again)
>Trump becomes president
This will be a great year for Canadian butthurt
>>63600553
>It's a big day for Canada, and therefore, the world.
>>63600566
Bob Rohrman pls
>>63600635
Was there liquor served at your family gathering?
>no goal
Okay......
wat
No goal.
Why is Kane raping so hard? Does he have bradys revenge bloodlust?
If they have to wait until a stoppage of play to review a goal what happens if they play on until 0:00?
Also that was clearly no goal but it's the 3rd period so Eddie and Pat are probably on bottle #3
>tfw Darling used the force to keep the puck from crossing the line.
>>63600697
What happens if they score too? If the goal had counted would that be 2 goals then?
>>63600695
fuck tom brady's revenge campaign, kane's is the one to watch this year
i wonder if there was ever 2 goals awarded on the same play
like one goal that goes is but is waved off until it can be reviewed with a video review at the next stoppage but the next stoppage is the other team scoring or the same team scoring.
>>63600695
He is just an unstoppable machine who gets what he wants without consent or remorse
Hjalmerson really?
>>63600744
>without consent
lel
>>63600721
Video review is rather recent, no?
>>63600744
you shouldve heard the butthurt about kane at the st louis game
some hamplanet was crying that women were wearing kane jerseys calling them traitors and a disgrace
>>63600776
It's always the fatties
Hawks win and it'll be a trifecta of perfect today.
Bears
>pukers
Hawks
Come on Hawks, hold on or get an EN!
>>63600767
not really
been like 2 decades no?
I really hope Gio crosschecks Toews on the throat
>>63600790
It's because they can't get laid
TOEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gg Calgary
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TAZER
SSSSCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
we should build a wall on our north border too just for /hoc/ shitposting
>the fucking circus trip
Who's looking forward to Pat and Eddie getting drunker than usual next week?
>>63600804
I mixed that up with the rule changes made in the offseason.
>This expanded video review is intended to be extremely narrow in scope and the original call on the ice is to be overturned if, and only if, a determination is made by the on-ice Official(s) (in consultation with the Toronto Video Room) that the original call on the ice was not correct. If a review is not conclusive and/or there is any doubt whatsoever as to whether the call on the ice was correct, the on-ice Official(s) will be instructed to confirm their original call.
Yeah, I derped.
>>63600804
What
>>63600776
There was no evidence or facts that implicate Kane. Even the DA all but publicly discredited the accuser. Why the fuck do these SJWs and feminists not OPEN THEIR FUCKING EYES TO THE FACTS. FUCK.
Also woohoo empty NETTER thatll do it!
>>63600776
kek
i had an argument with an sjw about kaner, and it went from "conspiracy theory rich hockey player paid off the cops and the DA" to "nobody knows what really happened" to "only 3% of rape allegations are false therefore we should automatically assume guilt all the time"
>>63600845
I hope for a repeat of the last oilers circus trip game.
>>63600845
>implying we aren't getting 4 konroyd games
>>63600879
YOU TAKE IT FUCKING BACK
FEMINIST TEARS
HERE I AM
ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRIKANE
>>63600879
Shut the fuck up
>>63600857
because SJWs operate on feelings and 1st impulses alone
Everyone is innocent until proven guilty and if they cant be proven guilty then they are innocent. period.
>>63600868
>Derrick Rose is a hero for fighting off his false rape allegations
>Kane is a fucking murderous psychopath that hates women and rapes every chance he can get
Pretty sure this is why Putin jails those kind of people
>>63600857
Feelings > facts and evidence
>a song about a one night stand is played for Kane
>>63600932
Well yeah. Derrick is black.
>>63600978
And legally retarded
>>63600964
>>63600978
>The more likely suspect is the one accepted as truly being innocent
what the fuck happened these last 5 years? is this all some kind of dream?
>>63600995
Well he is black
>>63601016
I blame the Kardashians
>>63601036
nah thats not it
its something else im sure
>>63601016
it would be racist to suggest he's guilty because uh, the universe is own by racits white folks. muh institutionalized racism. If a white police ever arrests a black folks it's because they're racis.
CAN'T DETAIN THE KANE
BEARS WIN
PACKFAGS LOSE
HAWKS WIN
TRIFECTA PERFECTA
man I need to get some weed
