COL:Varlamov placed on I/R retroactive to Nov 10
PHI:Jakub Voracek's 1st goal of 15-16 comes in OT
CLM:Brandon Dubinsky (UBI) will miss 2-3 weeks
PIT:Jeff Zatkoff will start against Devils on Sat
NYR:Lundqvist helps NYR extend win streak to 8
CHI:Dano to start on Hawks' #1 line Saturday
PHI:Brayden Schenn to be healthy scratch vs. CAR
PHI:Mark Streit needs surgery--out 6 weeks
VAN:Jannik Hansen back on the first power play
PHI:Jakub Voracek goalless this season
ANA:Perry passes Kariya in Ducks goals all-time
SJ:Joe Pavelski scores GWG vs. Red Wings
Finns smell like shit.
Oh, nice
Interested in what Dano will do for the Hawks this season; He did alright with the Jackets, largely thanks to playing with Hartnell
>>63589655
>Carolina that high
inflated by those games vs Detoilet tbqh
>>63590001
Smel my nuts
>Barkov returns already on Monday
Looks like he'll win his first Selke at 20 after all
>>63590122
What are you drinking tonight, Pekka? You stupid, smelly, alcoholic fuck.
I bet you can't even ice skate.
>Flim Flams
JUST
>shit meme games tonight
gay
>>63590217
yfw the flim flams btfo shitcago tonight
>>63590197
Nothing, have an important labratory in the morning and work afterwards so cannot drink. Gonna watch the first period of rags and laffs and sleep.
>nothing but meme teams
Shiggy
>>63590001
>>63590122
>>63590197
>>63590572
this whole line of dialogue is why I continue to come to /hoc/
>>63591017
nigger
>>63590572
kek, we call them laboratories too.
>>63590023
Allen and Toronto fucking robbed him last night of a goal.
>>63591744
INCONCLUSIVE BITCH
>The city of cowtown
>>63591942
I am very conclusive, what are you talking about, you don't know me
>>63591953
>dedmonton
>Leafs vs Rags
This is the ONLY possible matchup where i will cheer for the Laffs. TIme to get comfy
>>63592026
Fuck off cunt
>>63592026
>not cheering for a meteor
>>63592013
>Living in the New Orleans of Canada
>>63592184
Calm down, you should be happy a white person is actually cheering for the laffs
>>63592359
I don't, it's just that the only city other than Calgary that cares about the CFL is Edmonton so it's easy to tell when one of their fans starts talking shit
>>63592603
>Cowtown is this ashamed of their Reddit city
Can't even handle the bants
>tfw patriots got refballed out of an undefeated season
time to take refuge in hockey again
Canada is stupid and gay. You're all literally irrelevant and got cvcked out of your own sport
>>63593416
>8-1
>>63593416
>watching a cheating team responsible for the death of the nfl
Disgusting tb h
>>63593416
Don't you have some oranges to pick?
>>63593760
>>63593477
>>63593452
>>63593452
hahahahaha
>9-0
>>63594332
>giving up on "your" team before it's over
Typical bandwagoner
>>63594434
U MAD AF?
> tfw wongs are shit
> tfw our two hall of fame veterans will retire soon
> tfw our amazing coach just left for the fucking laffs
> tfw we just signed a career fourth liner to a 7 year 4.25 AAV contract
h-help
WEEW 9-0 you can't stop us! you can't stop us!
>>63594615
No actually, this is a hockey thread. I have no vested interest one way or another.
>>63594862
>this is a hockey thread
can't escape the patriots friend
>>63594862
>MAD
>>63594862
>maaad
>yfw canadians bandwagon the seahawks or patriots
>>63595296
It's not a Canadian, it's just that fatherless Paki fuckface Sean
Is being tall cheating?
>>63595791
Only manlets think that
>laffs
wew
>>63590217
>shitcago
>37%
Where are the menes?
Why is this thread so dead?
>>63597038
meme teams
ded thred
>mfw someone who's never played the game thinks his opinion is worth anything
>>63597325
>mfw there are people who seriously discuss hockey who can't skate backwards
>>63597384
>>63597325
>>63597563
>listen to my opinion about a sport I've never played
>>63597038
Not much to talk abut tbqh, hopefully we get a nice meme trade soon. Like Giroux, Crosby, Malkin, Duchene, etc.
>>63597384
Reminder to all americans: skating backwards is the most important thing to be able to do before a date on the ice. Not only does it take more talent than skating forwards, it allows you to stay in front of her, face to face
/hoc/, help
I want to buy those gloves Lundpads wears under his glove and blocker. Any idea where I can get them?
>>63597768
a magic store? I sure they are the same gloves
>>63597384
What fuckin benders
>>63597563
If you didn't play hockey as a child your parents failed you
>>63597664
>I went ice skating a few times as a kid but now I'm too fucking fat
Just kill yourself tbphafwyfam
>>63597881
>he was too poor to afford hockey
>>63597928
>his parents were so shit at finances they wasted thousands per year for a sport he would drop before bantam
Smh senpai. Smh.
Someone stop the Laffs please. Their fans are insufferable when they get on a lucky streak like this.
>>63597971
>this butthurt and projection
I am sad for you my man, your parents are nigger tier
>>63598032
>canautists calling others niggers
Now I've seen it all.
>>63597971
>thousands of dollars is too much for poorfags
Maybe you should be in /nba/ with the other poor minorities
>>63598062
Are you implying that Canada has more Niggers thna the US?
>>63597971
>his parents didn't have enough disposable income to support their child through the sport of their choosing
What's it like being poor?
>>63598119
This
Tyrone here needs to fuck off back to his apehoop thread
This is embarassing. I thought it was sad when Cletus would relive his highschool football days. But these syrupniggers relive their peewee hockey days!
What's the matter, Gordo? Your parents finally realized you were shit at Hockey and weren't going to wake up at 5am to drive you to practice anymore?
The nation of kucks, ladies and gentlemen.
>>63598594
>being this bootyblasted on an Okinowan loli imageboard for being a poorfag
>>63598274
What pubsub should I pick up for lunch tomorrow?
>>63598594
>being a poorfag
>having to play school sports
>not making the team because of Jamal
>sitting in the stands cheering Tyrone on
I've got a thread for you >>63554417
>start to get comfy for memertime
>laffs remember they're the laffs
smdh
Laffers getting BTFO once more
>>63598773
I played Lacrosse desu senpai. Not much cheaper than ice hockey ;^)
Who /9inarow/ here?
https://youtu.be/s4BNZdGovkk
Reminder that his homosexual shit was LITERALLY the cantpucks theme
>the vanpooper fartkeks
>>63598900
Right here relation
>>63598896
>ice hockey
Nigger get out
Bernier's now let in at least 3 goals from center ice or farther, he's as close to Toskala as it gets
unbelievable how the rags keep playing only shit teams
>>63598986
>>63598988
Seems like most of the league is pretty shitty right now
>literally 9 in a row
>>63598896
Still cheaper. Reminder that you're only replying to this because you know that not being able to skate makes your opinions on hockey irrelevant.
>lost a hockey game
>to the laffs
>the goddamn laffs
Even with 2 Nucks goals waved off and 1 laff goal scored while one of their players stood on Miller's sleeve, there are times when I almost doubt that this year is Vancouver's year
>>63599167
And he's a mad poor loser with nigger parents KEK
>>63599182
>mad at a leaf
Here's your (You)
>>63599204
>Lacrosse
>nigger parents
Sure thing, Gordo.
>>63599222
goddamn, those digits
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>he didn't watch hockey with his father growing up
Opinion discarded desu
>>63599182
your team is dumpster fire tier trash
>>63599083
aside from scoring 3 on 5 shots vs blues and the game vs, craps, the rags have avoided playing any actually good team for more than 10 games now
>there are teams that literally lost to the laffs
How do the fans of these teams live with themselves?
>>63599310
>being this butt blasted
>>63599277
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>best team in the league
>>63599359
wew
enjoy your dominance* raggot
your team is better than the laffs coyotes or the sens, congratulations from the bottom of my heart
post eberles
>>63599454
that means whatever team you root for is even worse you stupid euro fuck
>literally insulting yourself
>>63599460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT75wb-PXlY
>>63599493
>Scores a goal with a separated shoulder
Nice Nugent-dubkins
Are the Devils elite?
>>63599515
what the christ are you talking about
you think the rags are the best because they beat a bunch of shit teams in a row? is that how it works in boreball are some other shit newyorkers bandwagon?
jesus christ
>rags
>>63599571
Nice Kovalchuck dubs
>>63599571
Probably. They've had a pretty easy schedule so far, and haven't gotten much from their bottom 6.
Bubble team, but they are elite when you look at their roster and their current standings.
>drafting finnish players
>>63599718
>yfw poopinajar's points per game is lower this year than last year
>>63599232
>can't afford hockey
poor as FUCK
>>63599718
Whoa Babcock just kekked Bernier
https://twitter.com/markhmasters/status/666092481147219968
>>63598594
>talking shit about Canadians in his post
>posts pic of Canadian to accompany it
kek
>>63599609
>lelanders
>>63599831
TRADED
R
A
D
E
D
>>63599831
>french goaltending
The WHL is only source of decent canadian goaltending
>>63599831
rip
>>63600019
>>63599460
>>63599493
>>63599540
Is there a more meme city???
Fucking oilniggers
>>63600167
It's pretty memey but I'm not an Oilers fan
I'm a meme fan
>>63600167
MAD
AT
OILNIGGERS
>>63600167
Hit the showers
>finnish draft busts
>>63598752
I could go for an Italian right now tbhwyf
>>63600325
Perki :DD
>>63599277
>>63599447
>>63599454
>>63599718
>>63600325
Why are scandinavians so ugly?
There is no /hoc/ but /hoc/ and dog is its messenger
Calgary is so bad
>>63601138
Hallelujah
>>63601138
Give us this day our dank memes and lead us not into reddit
>>63601399
Blessed are the mememakers for theirs shall be the kingdom of dog
>>63599718
vittu perkeleinen
Wings cannot:
Pass
Receive a Pass
Enter the zone
chase the puck
hold onto the puck
not be pylons
score on the PP
whats the dealio? Is it blashill? Why are they so shit?
>>63599256
>brenden smith triples
it means you're fucked for all time
>>63601994
same girl?
>>63602219
Let's just say yes so we know she's hot.
>>63602096
Their memejuice ran out with Lidstrom and then babbydick.
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxOhk4Lk9aE
Canacvcks, ladies and gentlemen.
>>63602219
Would wife withing even thinking about it
>>63602927
>not meeting her parents first to make the family isn't crazy
Even if the girl is sane a crazy family can lead her to screw you over
>>63602994
>a crazy family can lead her to screw you over
a good girl would stop talking to her crazy family if she loved you.
>>63603116
Yeah but he's just jumping in dick first. The only thing about her we know is that she wants the D from Landeskog and is crazy enough to bring a sign to the game declaring it. Never bet on crazy.
Nice digits on your post time.
why is he so elite bros?
>>63603384
Overwhelming desire to put things where other people don't want them
I'm glad the Rags are getting the wins out of the way this early. It will make the non-Cup flameout – or regression if you're muh analytics – more enjoyable
>>63603384
Dominate rape #kobesystem
Anyone else here toadally drunk and furry right now? I am le horny xD
Why on Earth do you put a guy on waivers if you aren't sure he's gonna clear
70% of american /hoc/ posters are too scared to do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poI1VXPhm3Q
>>63603482
Who got claimed?
>>63603492
the Ducks wanted to move Chris Wagner to the minors but he had to go through waivers and Colorado claimed him
either Colorado violated a gentleman's agreement or the GM was just chancing it or some trade is in the works
>>63603492
Not really scared desu. It's more that I'm not a fucking kuckold who owns nigger-tier animals like dogs.
>>63603384
>3 first overall picks in the top 7 scorers
>Ovechkin, Crosby, Stamkos, Tavares, Nash and LeCavallier no where to be seen
leastern conference BTFO
>>63603225
>The only thing about her we know is that she wants the D from Landeskog and is crazy enough to bring a sign to the game declaring it.
I don't think she was being serious.
>Nice digits on your post time.
22 is my hockey number.
>>63603492
I'm afraid of falling through =(
I'm not even fat either,I just cant skate on a lake.
>>63603510
Probably just chancing it. Nothing about Wagner screams "must keep" to me.
>>63603384
LEASTERN ON SUICIDE WATCH
Who /steam link/ here. Tfw no EA NHL on the PC
>>63593477
CTE is killing the NFL and its players
>>63603726
tfw nhl12 is better than nhl16 but 16 is still pretty good.
Also tfw my Be A Pro got drafted to the laffs and hurt McMeme tonight.
>>63602865
>>63603707
Not hard to score when the Werstern Conference is full of tendies like this two kucks ;^)
>>63603794
I bought NHL 11 for like 3 bucks on ebay. I cant skate worth a shit and I cant repeat the tutorials. My guy is flaming out of the Oil Kings and I have only played 2 games
>>63603644
he had a lot of heart
>>63603837
get gud kid :^)
what kind of player did you make? Protip: don't make a grinder/enforcer, make a powerforward or a playmaker.
>>63603885
I made a defensive defense men. But I forgot the tutorial on stick handing and like 90% if my shots just went into the tendies tittie
West against the >least
56-43-10
the >least against the west
53-45-11
LEASTERN CONFERENCE ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>63603909
you're only two in just restart.
>play two years in the minors for the red deer rebels
>get drafted by the lafffs
>leading scorer, first liner
>leading in pims, have lost almost all of my 'discipline' stat
I look like an inbred messier
Guys I hear that Draisaitl is writing a book. The tentative title is "the Big Game".
>>63603805
Not hard to score on your mom when I fuck her on a bed of your chicken tendies
>>63603952
I always accidentally hit X after a whistle and getting some dumb penalty for cross checking. I dont think the NHL games were good
>>63604015
They're made in >hongcouver, what do you expect?
>>63604015
oh, fuck turn after-whistle rules to "anything goes"
Nothing wrong with a little post whistle goonery.
>>63604014
Smuk as fuk eberluk
how does /hoc/ feel about the fact that a rapist balding manlet is going to win the rocket richard and art ross this season
>>63604235
>counting Ovie out in November
W E W
E
W
>>63604235
well he's American which will cause maximum canakuck butthurt so I feel like I'm gonna laugh
>>63604247
>ovechmeme
>>63603557
>lecavalier
>relevant after 2010
k
>>63604279
Exactly my point, he is an unstoppable regular season meme.
>>63604271
This 2bh f@m
>>63604235
Is Price gonna win 10 meme trophys again?
>>63598988
The leafs had them on the ropes most of the night but that loose goal again is an absolute backbreaker. Opened the door and the rangers ran with it.
>>63599083
Still almost lost to the leafs.
Seriously, Bernier must have an awesome agent or something cause whomever sold him as a number one goaltender is salesmen of the century. He has never been ready for the number one job and at this point he doesn't look ready for the NHL.
>>63603492
Fist off, fuck you
Secondly, I would totally do that if
Thirdarino, I knew how thick the ice was
>>63599831
About damn time.
how does /hoc/ feel about the fact that an anti semitic bigot is going to win the rocket richard and art ross this season
http://www.sportingcharts.com/nhl/stats/player-points-per-game-leaders/2015/
mfw the ducks win the cup
>>63604460
at least he's not a balding manlet
>>63604460
feels great to be honest.
>>63604460
I'd love it
>>63604460
It would be pretty meme
>>63604460
>implying that's sustainable
>>63604612
>flim flams finally learn what sustainable means
Welcome back to the basement, how's the best defence in hockey treating you?
>>63604612
>Flames talking about sustainabillity
>>63604644
>>63604675
oilniggers
>>63602219
She is crazy enough to be holding that sign during the wild avs series, in St Paul
>>63604768
I'm excited to see Giordano win the Norris this year, I'm super jelly that's he signed for $6.75M per year until he's 38
>>63604815
Way to cherry pick those stats. The scoring will pick up. Goaltending will solidify and the Flames will be in the post season. Cap it Oil rig nig
>>63604846
I'm sorry, I should have shown that blocked shots record holder Kris Russell was stepping up to shoulder the load. The great part about having the best defence in the league is that even when 1 or 2 guys are having a tough stretch the rest are holding the line.
>>63604815
Not even a Flames fan but give the guy a break. A torn bicep is a pretty crazy injury to come back from. At 32 he is gonna need some time to get his game back.
>>63604869
Duncan Keith has points in both of his games since returning from knee surgery. You know, the type of injury that actually cripples players? When was the last time an arm injury ruined a player's career? Giordano hurt himself in February. The team estimated a recovery of 4-5 months. We're coming up on the 9 month mark.
>>63604862
Kris Russel is a warrior, leading the league in blocked shots is good your idiot
>>63604869
I don't need your help fuck off burger
>>63604937
>Kris Russel is a warrior, leading the league in blocked shots is good your idiot
Yeah that means all he's good at is not having the puck.
>tfw hartley won the jack adams
>tfw the flim flams are stuck with him until next november at the earliest
>>63604807
That's my kind of girl. She'd probably laugh in your face when your teams best defenseman or top forward gets injured for the rest of the season.
>>63604500
holy shit! this is where I remember this girl from!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwlMecZ_9zg
>>63604500
thats a chicken
>Kadri is a 70 point two-way C
/hoc/ why is Amazon's customer support so god tier?
>>63604988
>but then you realize what they are paying you and how low the performance bar is set
reminder americans are fat
>>63605557
Reminder that Canakeks eat three square meals of dick a day.
>>63605463
Idk I've never used amazon
>>63605598
Do they even operate in Finland?
>>63605609
Fuck off Kiwi you stupid sheep fucking fuck
went to the meme game of the season at the weekend lads
>>63605609
lmao look at that fuckin monkey
>>63605630
Is the scooter 4 carrying ur fatass around after you overdose on scotch eggs m8
>>63605568
>>63605650
>>63605656
>>63605666
>tfw this image sums up both the state of Canadian cities and their hockey
>>63605675
Nice pic Ahmed, why don't you bring it with you to the white house
![628_hockey-night-in-canada-punjabi[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/800DVX6.jpg "628_hockey-night-in-canada-punjabi[1].jpg")
>>63605697
Says the Capital of North American multiculturalism.
Lel.
>>63605641
deep fried Scotch eggs mate
>>63605647
HAHAHAHHA STOP POSTING UNION FLAG VERSION PLS
>>63605718
It's the one that matches the flag next to your name
>>63605708
THEY GUD BOIZ THEY DINDU NYUFFIN
>>63605675
>if you build a rink Canadians will do anything to play on it
![fan-stick-glass[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/L1D9bUq.jpg "fan-stick-glass[1].jpg")
>>63605739
Those in glass houses.
Lel.
doing charity work today lads...still getting paid though which really is annoying my mate.
My work is paying me not the charity
Can we just round up everyone on Facebook using these stupid fucking French avatars instead of actually donating and helping people and shoot them?
>>63605782
This place is for hockey and clip art animals fuck off with your blog
>>63605757
>Literally ruled by a nigger
IT'S
>>63605782
>capitalism annoys englishmen
wow what a surprise. i just asked adam smith and hes like "baka"
![screen-shot-2015-11-05-at-9-36-19-am[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/qu2vXmf.png "screen-shot-2015-11-05-at-9-36-19-am[1].png")
>>63605796
>They elected a substitute teacher multicultural c.uck
JUST
>>63605795
>for hockey
I thought it was a cage for Americans and Canadians to shit post at each other
>>63605796
>ruled
How telling is it that Canada feels this way about ELECTED officials. Go resubmit to the queen yo.
>>63605807
>Ruled by an nigger
>Ruled by a white man
IT'S
>>63597768
i think they're baseball batting gloves
>>63605819
Stop hating black peoples, it's current year. You can't hate others in current year
>>63605855
This is legit btw
I work in a fraud department this is not a scam
