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#prayforparis edition
rip J. R. R. Tolkien sub edition
Old thread: >>63540182
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first for excellent sub-edition
>>63574594
c uck thread fuck you bet go back to biz you piece of shit
>>63574679
Fuck off you french wanker
threads are so shite now, full of dull leeching students with no personality
Come here instead:
>>63574803
>>63574803
>>63574803
Don't encourage tripfaggots.
>>63574783
Bit like you with all your buzzwords you knobhead
Imagine not being able to get into anywhere better than Strathclyde
>>63574849
It'd certainly make this place a more interesting read
>>63574909
>Caring about universities
faggot 18 year old child detected
>>63574996
Imagine not getting any and pretending to lose count to impress people on an anime board
>>63575109
Sheffield
>>63575109
I went there too senpai
>>63575109
Leeds
>>63575131
It's normally the ones with no social awareness and a false sense of superiority in my experience.
>>63575109
Gloucestershire
>>63575331
comp sci. boring
you?
First for cheeky tenner on Holm
Finally broken the 6 figure barrier for yearly profit. Feels good man.
>>63575500
bost palance
>>63575694
Balance of what?
>>63575500
Cap it?
>>63574822
tripping is basically required for tips you fucking mongoloid
post yfw Hungary try to keep the ball in the corner for the last four minutes and Norway keep conceding corners.
>>63575748
bookie accounts
>>63575724
The city is great, I'm from the area anyway fortunately. The uni itself is very good too tbf, lcr superb.
ON TOPIC THREAD:
>>63575897
EITHER DELETE THIS THREAD OR STOP THE SHITPOSTING AND TRIP WORSHIP, MODS
DO YOUR FUCKING JOB
>>63575988
>being from Norwich
>fortunate
>>63576083
Norwich is very nice
>>63574679
>be French
>get shot
>>63576173
Sheffield, the happiest city in the britain
>>63575109
Bournemouth
>>63576067
autism
>>63576284
The Daily Mail honestly reads like satire sometimes
el masry @2.5, rball addict bet, looks really good though
>>63576971
>addict
on
Lost 10% of my roll this weekend fuck this gay earth
>>63577309
been a few injuries aswell as several yellows, should be plenty of added time, also on chapulineros @2.7 but that's for proper junkies only
>>63577535
get back to fundamentals my friend, you got this.
Need Elek booking odds like AIR
>>63577587
penalty for chapulineros plus a red literally when i hit the post button, need el masry to win like A I R
>>63574783
>>63574957
>>63574909
Would love to test your IQ, you scruffy meff
>>63576971
Nice one lid
>>63577767
fucking hell, third time in as many days that I bet on over 0.5 in play for a penalty to be awarded and missed just seconds later
Air flooding my lungs.
>>63576971
>>63577587
thanks man
>>63577900
Not a clue. Online test are a waste of time.
>>63577900
Unironically testing your IQ
Large staking over 4.5 cards in-play when it reaches 1.7+
>>63577875
pumas actually starting to pressure, slightly shaking as i got chaps on a double with el masry as well
>>63578116
loses
>>63578183
I'd be surprised if you could find one piece of evidence that suggests it would lose, over 5.5 is the correct line
just IMAGINE not listening to uncle slav and not being large on freiburg o5.5
>>63578251
4.5 is the line and thus the correct line
>>63578251
>thinking you know more than the bookies for a mainstream game
tears
>>63578291
I couldn't find the game on 365.
>>63578251
That was difficult
>>63578313
>>63578366
I can't wait for full time when you get shown up to be the muppets that you are. Stick to your £2 accumulators, you three digit roll penny punting lefty slugs.
>>63578476
>9 games
Right, go and find his full stats where you'll find a 5.3 card average, you clueless mop-headed lankshit.
>>63578540
Trip on Euan you fucking mong
>>63578540
Why would I be shown up? Of course there may be over 5 cards, I am not mystic meg
>le 38 year old anon
:^)
>>63578540
>Referees perform the same in domestic games as they do in international and european games
The only correct cards bet is Hungary most bookings @2.3, 36 yellows vs Norway's 20 yellows in qualifying and they have a lead to defend.
>>63578666
They probably do to be fair
>tfw called mum a scruffy meff when dinner wasn't up to her usual standard
On my KNEES for corners to be honest with you lids
Mfw misclicked accidentantly went large on lions +7 at the half
>>63578735
No team has ever qualified after losing the first leg at home
Special stake hungary to qualify 1.55
Large staking Adeco Women DNB
BOOOOOM !!! DGDGD L&D
PMSL
>>63578936
Why you talking to me pal? Want your chin testing?
/bet/ btfo
>>63579106
I'd probably knock you out
Monica Michael to be Bottom 3 in X Factor this week @1.5 is a special stake, Mason @1.2 is a bankroll job
>>63576245
I rather get shot than be an eternal cùck like you.
>>63574737
you will get btfo soon like mandrama shitposters
>norway down a card and a corner
kek
TAKE A BOW SON, TAKE A BOW
>>63579542
>and now a goal
>>63579542
And a goal
down insane bye
>>63578936
HUP an utter cunt
i'm sensing a lot of drama on this thread...what's the winning bet for tonight lads?
>>63579619
>>63579622
Thank fuck.
Now Norway has to attack and get corners.
DOWN LIFE CHANGING SUMS
>>63578735
Lel
DAC
>it lost, therefore it was a bad bet
I hate this thread sometimes
Hungary for Norway corners
Time to reback
>most mainstream game of the whole weekend generating the most posts
Is it truly the end of /bet/?
>>63579791
The bad thing about it was staking before watching some of the match, it was a bit obvious that Hungary wouldn't start the match in ultra-defensive mode
>>63579950
Same as it has been for months lad.
Post nostalgic /bet/ OC
>>63579950
Fuck off cunt
>>63579950
>stop having fun
PLEASE fuck off.
>>63579950
>-1.5 tipped @ 1.8
>-1.75 @ 1.6 at KO
NO, NO VALUE HERE AT ALL FOLKS
>>63579950
>wah wah please indulge my pseudo-shrewdness
Maybe go make some friends so you can go do something fun rather than whinging on here that everything isn't how you want it, you sad little autist.
>>63580027
>>63580040
:^) Just going. Hope the other /bet/ is up.
ill not on adeco
>>63580308
mixture of nitrogen and OXYGEN floods inner aveoli laden cavities
1-0 to hungary, 30 minutes played
1-0 to hungary, 31 minutes played
How many cards?
One more this half for brains upgrade
Need loins collapse like FUCKING AIR
1-0 to hungary, 32 minutes played
euan posting flashscore tier posts to fullfill his autism again
1-0 to hungary, 33 minutes played
>>63580576
wew lad, /bet/ magic
how much you got on them?
On hands and knees here
>>63580576
Hot
1-0 to hungary, 34 minutes played
1-0 to hungary, 36 minutes played
Please one more this half
1-0 to hungary, 37 minutes played
>>63580690
$200 on packers ML. The >Loins haven't won in Lambeau since I was 4 fucking years old and I had the pack as 15.5 point favorites by DVOA.
fucking hell.
1-0 to hungary, 38 minutes played
Praying here wow
tfw fist pumping for norway corners like they're goals
1-0 to hungary, 39 minutes played
222222
HOLY SHIT HOLD
>>63580842
$200 on pre-staking?
i had the puckers winning just because it's the >loins, getting kind of worried since puckers can't put together a drive. wouldn't be surprised if this is a 9-3 or 9-10 result
>>63579688
cheer up, here's a winning bet for you.
3-2 to Norway in terms of corners, 40 minutes played
CORNER! (40)
Norway have a corner. 5 minutes remain in the first half.
>>63580910
Why would you fist pump Norway goals? Are you Norwegian?
>>63580815
>>63580943
FOUND OUT
sorry I'm late to the thread lads
british geological survey have just been and gone
concerned about all the shaking going on
33333333
IMAGINE not being on the best mainstream value since Bayern @ 2.16 against Arsenal
>B-b-b-but le lotto corners
>>63578984
up 5k following you if this holds, cheers x
>>63581012
I would fist pump Norway goals if I had bet on them to win
>>63581055
Ahaha niice
>>63581003
And they wanted to move us to /biz/ pmsl we're the only ones keeping /sp/ alive tbbh
>>63581086
post slip
>>63581055
need house underpinning LIKE AIR
1-0 to hungary, 43 minutes played
>>63581188
>>63581178
he's not going to pay you both £50
1-0 to hungary, 45 minutes played
Frothing with anticipation at this half time whistle
NORWAY CORNERS SURREAL. TAKE THAT EUAN YOU CUNT.
1-0 to hungary, 45 minutes played (+1)
Lactating fluid, oxygen
>>63581283
not won yet u mug
Only up 850 quid today zzz
>>63581407
post betfair p&l
>>63581395
I'll paypal you 200 quid if it doesn't. Anyone watching the game knows it's as good as won.
>>63581407
only up 77.59k in the last 30 minutes zzzzzzzz
>>63581460
Download to Spreadsheet
?
(relates to event settlement date)
2015-11-08 00:00
(yyyy-mm-dd hh:mm) to
2015-11-15 20:36
(yyyy-mm-dd hh:mm) Get P & L
Football: £1,287.65 Total P&L: £1,287.65
>>63579208
mason first through lmao
>>63581595
So you've averaged 72 a day except for today, did you win a muggy acca or something?
Cheer up Euan tadpole
oh what can it mean
to a
fat Scottish bastard
you're just a muggy shitposting teen
>>63581851
Somehow my knees comment didnt make it in the picture >>63578792 but some mongoloid's later post did. FUCK.
>>63581595
Download to Spreadsheet
?
(relates to event settlement date)
2015-11-08 00:00
(yyyy-mm-dd hh:mm) to
2015-11-15 20:36
(yyyy-mm-dd hh:mm) Get P & L
Football: £100,287.65 Total P&L: £100,287.65
>>63581851
tfw made it on
for the guy with $200 on packers ml, if the packers don't score within the next 5 minutes do you hedge?
>>63581851
What was the bet?
![1447571882447[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/JbRn7b5.png "1447571882447[1].png")
anyone know what site this is?
>>63582125
Norway -1.5 corners
Can't remember another time /bet/ has been so hyped about a single bet, good luck for the second half lads
>>63582225
>Can't remember another time /bet/ has been so hyped about a single bet
How have you enjoyed your first week on /bet/?
What's the current corner score?
fapping to the corner count
>>63582165
Looks a bit like Bill hill
>>63582364
5-2 to Norway, 48 minutes played
>>63582311
>hungaru
>mainstream
lmao
got my norway shirt on and keep walking over to the corner of the lounge to spur them on
![olympique-de-marseille-om-andre-pierre-gignac-joie-celebration__mvrkqu[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cHoEUiq.jpg "olympique-de-marseille-om-andre-pierre-gignac-joie-celebration__mvrkqu[1].jpg")
For all the banter this French team is going to destroy the English one as a retaliation. You'd better prepare your angus for the rape train.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dm8AM3T9kuk
They are playing like earliy 2000' years when they were unbeatable.
1-0 to hungary, 51 minutes played
>>63582493
Good lad
1-0 to hungary, 52 minutes played
1-0 to hungary, 53 minutes played
Need hungary to get some bookings like A I R
1-0 to hungary, 54 minutes played
Palms are soaking wet struggling to type on my keyboard here christ
Thanks flashscore
1-0 to hungary, 55 minutes played
Elabdellaoui is stealing a living as a professional footballer
>4-3
becoming v. concerned
6-2
Letting oxygen FLOOD my lungs every corner.
6666666666666666
SIX
how much does everyone stand to make?
37 quid here
>>63583398
115 if Norway have 3+ more corners than Hungary
167 if Norway have 3+ more and there are over 12 in total
200 if Norway have 3+ more corners and there are over 12 in total and Hungary get more cards
pls no bully
Still wary. One Hungary corner brings four
>>63583536
bank transfer me
Up life. Bought corners on spreadex, on rt3, 5, 7 on corner handi, on o5.5. Literally up thousands, spilling my cup of tea I'm shaking so much, and it's I'm a celeb tonight, literally can't stop grinning
777777777
Sums, sums everywhere
If you're not up 4 figures from this game you may as well stop betting
>>63583738
k
ill stop
CREASING at the muggy student MONGS who are incapable of spotting mainstream value
8-2
>>63583610
post slips
O9.5 corners in. Covered in sweat, off to take my 3rd shower of the match lads.
9-2
>euan tadpole
concerned
Gentle reminder the line was at -1.5 and Euan tadpole thought it was correct
Euan literally so clueless
Memory foam if there's a sending off in this game tbbh.
only up 37, off to a very dark room to do some thinking after this
need the mongoloid manlets to collectively chimp out for yellows like A I R
Reminder to the 3 top lads who seem to like trying to wind me up that I didnt even mention corners
BRAINS UPGRADE
>>63584264
zzz
If you aren't up life changing amounts from this bet you need to take a long hard look at the direction your life is heading
Up a fucking cunt. Best game ever. Thanks for the heads up lids x
What do you think Oil is up to these days? I miss him
>>63584457
night x
top kek fuel your anger hungary let it all out
Not one slip posted zzz
>>63584457
post slip
Chimping out during matches is a victimless crime
starting to worry
PLEASE TAKE SHIRT OFF CELEBRATE YELLOW
Hold
Need one more A I R from Hungary like card
v. concerned
extremely concerned
>>63584552
>He wasn't on
Tears! BOTY
concerned
>>63584578
>>63584749
>>63584846
about what
worried
>>63584927
climate change
Btts comes in. Up worlds
Uneasy
>>63584495
I skyped him the other day, he's working as a tourist mountaineer guide. Said he wants to go to uni but he's pushing 30 now.
pensive
>>63585041
He's mid 20s, in all seriousness have you actually contacted him? Would be nice if he dropped by some time
UP BRAINS
Tempted to FB message Nestle to get him back on /bet/ tbbh
This thread has been one of the best in /bet/ history. Love it when we're all on something and it wins.
Cheers all
Literally calling work tomorrow morning and saying I quit. Up so, so much.
>>63585156
I'll ask him
>>63578666
>>63578476
So shrewd
>>63585387
cheers lid x
Need a full time collage WITH the original tip in the last thread included desu
>>63578116
Idiot
I missed it
>>63585041
Cheers for Skype
>>63585156
Hello.
>Losing to Hungary
I'm glad we're good at skiing.
>>63585988
What's your roll now lid
>>63585373
who?
>>63585988
H-hi where have you been?
>>63586149
Bought a house in Bergen and working as a tour-guide now, it's all gone.
Top 5 match in bet history
feeling really good about hornets-blazers overs and pistons -4 to be sincere
>>63586300
Oh without doubt
Was everyone on -1.5 or -2 ?
>>63586560
/bet/ beats the bookies again!
Is this thread satire?
>>63586560
>tfw made it on here twice
>>63586560
>tfw the most fun you have is talking to other people on an imageboard in threads like this
Genuinely had a great evening here
how /bet/ has fallen
>>63586655
No, we've just witnessed one of the worst priced mainstream corner bet of all time.
