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Where my RedZone bros at ?
Start in 1 bong
3 late games are all good games
this gonna be so comfy
>>63573514
Yep, none of the starters games look good but those 3 last outside Bengals/Texans, damn.
should i start emmanuel? I have him starting now, if i dont hear anything by 12:30 im gunna have to start green-beckham
Any Streams up? you can delete right after
>>63574070
Name of this demon ?
Is Scott Hanson the most stereotypical "American Sportscaster" looking and sounding person of all time? I feel like he was grown in a test tube in order to call RedZone.
The banter is off the charts on NFL network this week
Good morning my fellow football enthusiasts.
hello everyone
>>63573514
thank goodness
the late games are usually so bad Redzone threads are dead before the games are over
F
BEST TIME OF THE WEEK MOTHERFUCKERS
HERE WE GO
someone needs to make a shoop of Christopher Walken ins a"dead zone" esque type of thing
Comfy thread
Aussie in detoilet here I hope the lions get btfo
TIME FOR PARISZONE
Any streams?
HERE WE GO
>>63574551
>>63574070
there must be someone here with a stream that isnt fucking pixelated
>>63574401
It's going to be the same today as well. People will just watch one/two games they're interested. You can multitask this much.
>Paris
;_;
http://livesoccerg.com/watch/stream2.html
Grandmacookies pw anyone?
La zone rouge
>home from college
>finally get to watch redzone
>colts on a bye so i can watch all day
F U C K Y E A H
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we should play the french anthem ffs
Typical filthydelphia fans cant stfu for 2 seconds
>army
>literally nothing but whitebois
murika
Release the Eagle!
DAT EAGLE
AMERICA FUCK YEAH
Going HAM on the army propaganda today
>mon visage quand les ours vont gagner le superbe hibou
Hey senpai
also topnotch as always from Murricans, it's the small things
THIS ANTHEM
B A S E D
A
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E
D
that fuckin' eagle
>>63574645
Thanks America <3
>>63574228
>you will never get to cuddle with Scott Hanson
>>63574684
You're welcome French bro
hey france i feel sorry for y'all, but im not putting a french flag over my FB pic. sorry not sorry
>Browns already fucking useless
Gonna be a long day
>>63574070
Who is this boner toner?
>>63574721
I didn't either so...
>>63574721
>sorry not sorry
are you a woman?
>FB
oh right
>>63574778
was gunna give you bj but not anyone cus you rude
nice hurdle
How do they choose which game to show at the start before anything is happening in any games?
how is gurley so good
Is today a schedulers wet dream?
>Irrelevant games at 1pm ET
>MIN @ OAK, NE @ NYG, KC @ DEN at 4pm ET
>ARI@SEA SNF
>>63574825
A better question is how Melvin Gordon is so terrible?
>>63574825
the rams are actually good is every position except QB
>>63574820
Whichever one kicks off first
>>63574721
Only Aussies are sorry
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Sorry_Day
>mfw the Saints actually wins for France
burly gurly
>DO YOU LIKE THAT UPDATE
lel
Cousins is better than RGKnee ever was
>manziel lasted 1 play
>manlel
>manzlel
>JOHHNY MANZLEL
top kek
McCown should have played no matter what. Manziel is god awful.
I find it hilarious that I live in the DMV area and forget the Washington Redskins exist
HOLDING HIS LEG AND DOWN
lel
Big Ben forced in!
>Jones ded
FUCK FUCK FUCK
THIS WHOLE FUCKING TEAM IS DEAD
big ben coming in already
BIG BEN TIME
>>63575072
stfu you have no idea
Picked up Capt. Kirk for this game.
Love it.
>First play on offense
>Pop goes the football
Well fuck me sideways.
>upp
What the fuck was that?
Anyone else wish that Chip Kelly would be beaten with a baseball bat?
CARTED OFF
lel
lmao cryami
DA BURRS
johnny god
>letting the Bears do that
>burrs
goddamn it rams
That security lady cheering when shes supposed to be staring at the crowd.
>rasm
>rasm
What does pittxburgh do when ben gets a worse injury?
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THAT BALTIMORE
CRYAMI BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
B T F O
T
F
O
my fucking sides lolphins
>>63575449
Fake FGs on most plays, 70+ tries on the rest.
>>63575606
The sad thing is that could still beat cleavland
>Dolphins
Manzlel can thank the fuck out Travis Benjamin , he's the one avoiding him to be cut
tannehill destroyed
oh wait I'm starting him
>white returners
>burrs
Burrs should sign Hayne
tavon austin is ridiculous to watch
>>63575745
Edelman is the GOAT returner
Is Hester still on the Falcons?
The Bears should get him back
>lelphins
AGAIN
>>63575801
yeah he's on IR designated to return. i think week 13 is his first week he'll be eligible to come back and he could well be cut end of the year
I miss scooby time tby senpai
>Welker becomes the GOAT with the Rams
>Rams sweep every game for the rest of the year
>Super Bowl against the Pats
>Tom Brady throws a ball to win the game
>Wes Welker comes in at CB being how based he is
>Comes in and intercepts the pass
>Walks all the way to the endzone
>rams win the superbowl
>rip la dreams
>Post >mfw welker is confirmed the GOAT of wide recievers
>took a quick little nappy nap before the games started
>only slept 5 hours last night due to playing tomb raider and celebrating the rhonda lousy loss all night
>missed the first 30 minutes
>mom said she would wake me up but didn't because she wants to ruin one of the only 17 sundays I'm happy a year
Did I miss anything? Any quad-octoboxes? Any players ded? Unexpected dragons? What about Hansen zingers? Did he let any fly?
>>63575771
>tfw got to see him in college
those were some fun games
>Cutty on pace for almost 700 yards and 8 TDs at at 100% completion rate
>he's not the GOAT they said
>>63575894
Jones is Ded
Manzlel got already an INT
Bears did a kickoff return TD but muffed a punt and get punished
>>63575885
>making a play at CB cements his status as GOAT WR
aight
>>63575894
big ben forced to play, ravens going for it on 4th down at midfield already and failing, jags up, cryamy got sack/fumbled in the endzone for a third consecutive week with fumble
anyone else trying to stream sunday ticket getting constant shockwave crashes? I have tried four browsers on three different computers and it won't stop.
>>63575969
Return TD for the Bears? Are you retarded? It was Cutler to a TE
>>63576000
third straight week with a safety*
I know it's Vick so he's permainjured but I don't even remember it happening this time
If Jags didn't mess up FGs and won against Colts I'd be seriously worried about Colts even going to playoffs
i feel sorry for cowboys and packer fans.
they are subjected to a torturous number of joe buck games
>Winston on track for 52 yards
>>63576047
he got hurt fighting a dog
100% completion
87 yards per throw
1:1 TD to throw ratio
ELITE
>>63576118
>finally has an incompletion
>is so goat he still has a perfect passer rating
>>63576100
nah, he was afraid of the dog pound so he stayed home today
Tre Mason, forever disappointing
>>63576270
Those barqs...have bite
>Cutlel
he could've just ran that in
>>63576429
he has diabetes, he would have fell over
Cutler with the insta regression to the mean
>gregs old, son
Why can't anyone contain him?
i do not like cam newton
>>63576521
Impossible to stop the elite, muscular, white, tight ends
>>63576538
/pol/ please go
wait did that really say the Dolphins have had safetys in 3 straight games?
>>63576538
Honestly, why not? He's big, athletic, learned from his immaturity and early mistakes. Puts the team on his back week after week.
>>63576551
>he thinks contain and stop are synonymous
please, anon stop watching american sports if you don't get the nuance
God damn Cooks
BREES ELITE
>>63576617
>philbin was the problem i swear
>not the fact they have a shit gm that can't into players
>shitsburgh
action pack first half
>>63576617
yep. Tanny had the audacity to drop back from his half yard line and got strip-sacked.
They're the first team since 1980 to concede safeties in 3 straight games lel.
>>63576756
>django
kill yourself
>>63576665
>Honestly, why not? He's big, athletic, learned from his immaturity and early mistakes. Puts the team on his back week after week.
he stole a laptop and i hate people that feel the need to do some form of celebration after every play the do
>>63576665
Semantics/=nuance
Containing is just ultimately trying to STOP a team and/or players from getting into the endzone anyway by limiting them
>blake abortles
Is Flacco Elite ?
>>63576797
naw bruh. they can't stop him. they can only hope to contain him. this is a nuance of american sports. not semantics. please go back to your own rugby or cricket or beach hockey, whatever you guys play.
>aint's
Are the Saints literally incapable of defense?
>this saints defense
literally fucking me in the ass right now
Why are all the QB's drafted in the last 3 years so shit?
>Saints won the SB 6 years ago
How did they come from this high to that low ?
>>63576896
And containing him is a greater part of trying to STOP the entire offense from getting first downs and eventually into the endzone
>>63576944
welcome to american sports
I keep thinking you should never pick a QB at the first round when most of them are shit and picking one at 3rd got almost as many chances as being your next franchise QB
anyone got a stream
jesus christ thats one of the wrost facemasks ive ever seen
dat facemask
>Manzlel ded
Holy fuck that face mask
>>63577039
He should be ejected
Manzel got his head twisted off.
Fucking hell easily could have snapped his neck
lmao what a dirty facemask, coulda snapped the neck
>mfw cleveland and pittsburgh are on their third string
>>63577033
read the thread
give moats an extension
>In the pages of Opiate of America, Paul Kersey takes you on a journey into the world of college football, and shows you how programs across the nation recruit primarily Black athletes who only gain acceptance to the school because of their ability to run or catch a football. You will learn that white high school football players routinely are discriminated against by recruiters, who believe that only Black athletes can play certain positions like corner back, running back, or receiver at the collegiate level.
>Just as rugby was called the opiate of the Afrikaners in South Africa who watched as their nation went from 1st World to murder capital of the world in the span of 10 years, the Opiate of America has blinded Americans to the problems that Black dysfunction bring to their nation.
http://www.amazon.com/Opiate-America-College-Football-Black-ebook/dp/B009G85P5C
>>63576944
6 years is a really long time ago in the nfl, Aime
>>63577092
Interesting post, Anton the Annoying.
>All football, from NFL down to Pee-Wee League, needs to take a season off as Saudusky penance. Not only because I don’t think Sandusky is the only Sandusky, but also we need to do a collective catharsis of all the crimes, immorality, debauchery, idiocy and insanity our society tolerates in the name of football. Why did everyone at Penn State (and by “everyone,” I mean a lot of other people not named in indictments or the Freeh Report) look the other way when they knew? Because football is America’s opiate drug. Why did Minnesota Governor Mark Dayton say that football players are akin to soldiers and not regular citizens when he was making excuses for his home state’s NFL team’s starting running back? I just answered that question. I’m personally holding our obsession for football collectively responsible for what Jerry Sandusky did and was allowed to get away with, therefore, it must be collectively punished.
>>63577225
gr8 b8 m8 r8 8/8 kys desu m8
I hate Baltimore's gay ass fans with their soccer chant
>>63577270
just ignore and report
>>63577225
Ivan we get it. Now go away.
>wearing your jersey backwards
YASS TANNEHILL MILLER TD
>FIlthadelphia
>>63577322
OY VEY THE GOYIM KNOW, SHUT IT DOWN!
>>63577382
kek
goddamn it rams
>heath miller qb
please let this happen
is Cutler elite?
watch?v=OR-4LZH60sw
Is Jay Cutler elite?
>be upper middle class white
>have superior viewing experience brought to me by DirecTV
>have manlet wop calling the games instead strong aryan man
>>63577521
yeah I'm not watching that
>look away for one second
>stealers get the ball and score
tip on how to access "grandmacookies"? url? my old RZ fix stopped for this year and was late on the train this season/today. can anyone help an oldfag brother out?
streams on flash sites like livesoccerg etc is bullshit we all know that, malware attack vector central.
>>63577624
why?
big ben brown too good
>>63577629
It was a penalty on the FG that gave 1st down
>>63577718
oh, thanks
>>63574070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR-4LZH60sw
>tfw no interesting games on until later
>>63577775
>django
Big Ben is truly the toughest known rapist in sports.
>>63577871
flacco is a beast. l33t beast
>>63577949
You may have a point but I truly believe he was set up.
jesus christ rams are garbage
>>63577871
Patric Kane is more skilled though
>Rasm
Jay Cutler CHI
12-15, 233 YDS, 3 TD
maybe mike mccarthy was the one making rodgers look good
lel steelers
>>63578124
>people doubted him
>>63578002
implying Ben is actually a rapist
>>63578239
please don't respond to yourself, dieter
>>63578174
>literally thinking the same thing
Not that McCarthy made Aaron look good, but that the Packers were legitimately better with him as their offensive play caller.
Puckers fans doing everything to defend their beloved gay boy convinced me before that Rodgers was thriving despite McCarthy holding him back, but good lord I feel like I was wrong for listening to them.
>>63578282
>there is only one German on 4chan
>>63578124
I knew the rams weren't what people were saying they were, but that defense has been pathetic
>allowing multiple 80 yard TDs from 5 yard checkdown plays
>>63578275
I think getting underage girls drunk and fucking them is rape in most civilized countries.
>>63578334
*tips fedora*
>>63578311
Hans we know you're the only German.
>>63578334
That's why you're still a virgin mate
>saints
why are they doing this to me
>>63578124
negative grade from PFF confirmed
>>63578378
*twirls cape* m'lady
Steelers will regret not taking that fg
Cousins is nonsense
>>63578334
emphasis on the phrase "getting girls drunk"
Force feeding a girl booze until shes unconscious and then fucking her = rape
Providing a girl with the means to get drunk as fuck and then fucking her =/= rape (assuming she was into it as well)
Also my vote for best rapist goes to Kobe
>lelphins o-line
>>63578462
i bet you feel silly
>>63578462
kill yourself my man
>people unironically root for Miami while having never lived in florida
how do you bandwagon a team that has been so mediocre for so long?
>>63578484
>Providing a girl with the means to get drunk as fuck and then fucking her =/= rape
According to modern college pc society, this is still deemed rape.
>>63578462
:^)
The Browns and Saints would give up 50 points to college teams
>>63578557
>According to modern college pc society
>>63578484
Isn't drunk as fuck pretty much unconscious?
>can't even stand, but her eyes are open so she is good to fuck
>>63578532
I have a friend that's obsessed with the Dolphins
it's fucking hilarious to see when they're losing
>>63578557
well yeah their issue is all about consent while drunk.
They're just trying to remove all accountability for women. I mean theres definitely shitheads out there in college, but the college pc movement is taking it to the extreme
BURR-FENS
>rasm
>aints
>the current state of my wallet
>>63578621
well thats a bit rapey. I'm talking about when they are drunk as fuck, but still functioning
>>63578484
>still talking about Big Bens case 6 years later
This is what I hate about the NFL. So much focus on off the field drama. This is the only sport that turns into a witch hunt against the players.
That's why I will never let my kid play football. It's a dangerous unforgiving game where you can get permanent brain damage, be cut with guaranteed contracts, and deal with the media obsessing with off the field drama. Play baseball, basketball, or soccer but stay away from American Football.
>>63578621
what if both parties are equally shitfaced
>>63578727
Why in the world would you bet on the Saints?
>>63578860
from my point of view, it was going against the slurs.
>>63578785
Then it is morally okay but probably socially reprehensible if the woman didn't want it the next day
>that
>a fumble
excuse me
>>63578924
what if the man didn't want it the next day
Is his name actually lucky? What is he? A king of the Hill character?
>>63578985
no one cares
>puckers
aw just short
>>63579015
Lucky Whitehead is a dope ass name
>puckers
>flacid
LGTSS
>fudgepackers
>>63579135
>implying it's his fault
if your wr has the ball and still lets another guy catch it then it should count as a fumble not an int
>fail to get a td after a 104 yard return
hat would be so lions
>>63579183
It's gonna happen.
Loins will settle for a field goal lmao
>this loins playcalling
>>63579214
sadfrog.jpeg
>>63579217
>and they still get the TD
>Puckers
>fudgepackers
Only thing that would make this game even better is if the Loins kill Rodgers
>only -1- (one) 3rd down conversion all day
>it's a td
>>63579263
>they manage to miss the PAT
lel
kek poor little spiller
>Stains
It's still the Loins
>missing the extra point
>perfect on FGs but missed two (zwei) PATs this season
Is Welker playing?
