Discuss cricket things
Daniel should've died in the earthquake
2nd for goose
3rd for goose
ACTUAL THREAD
>>63568285
>>63568285
>>63568285
4th for goose
Guys, I think we are a bad influence on the New Zealand posters
Look at how they are imitating us and our bad ways. We should remember that they are easily impressionable and have not been here for long
Lets try to set a good example, ok. I'm not asking for much
6th for goose
>>63568307
'no'
7th for fat ginger
http://mycricket.cricket.com.au/pages/quickpersonsearch.aspx?searchText=terry%20elliott
Reminder that Obesitygoose has LITERALLY never played a game of cricket in his "life".
>Mitchell Johnson is literally Australia's 4th greatest bowler
>>63568336
>le number of wickets means how good they are
who /appeal/ here?
https://youtu.be/a-POwZ-5gDg
>>63568336
'no'
Fuck me that was awful.
>>63568342
Literally the only objective metric to compare them by.
>>63568241
I will fucking DESTROY you daniel
pretty keen for the day/night test tbqh
Why does Based Elite Matt ALWAYS destroy Obesitygoose so comprehensively?
>bitchwide johnshit
>>63568366
you forgot the (BEM) m8
>>63568361
fuck off slats
hey goosie, what thread on /tv/ are you browsing. This thread is starting tog et boring
Ill be going to day 2 of the day/night test lads
I unironically went to school with Matt, and very briefly with goose.
>33% NZ win
fuck off
Let's raid /mu/ again lads
>Nicholas: Australia near-certain to win the match
>nicholas
>he definitly hit it
>replays show he missed it
>>63568401
>not posting a gamer fuel thread on /v/
>>63568415
>>63568417
samecunt
Having a cheeky caramello koala in the freezer room at work lads
>>63568421
/v/ is too big and not as easy to troll
>>63568421
who /notanoob/ here?
>>63568331
I've actually played many tbqh
>>63568441
Supreme freshcunt who wasn't here last summer detected
Starc will still tear us a new one by the end of the day.
>>63568449
G O O S E
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>>63568449
You're not Obesitygoose
DRAW
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Anyone else staying on for The World on Edge, lads?
Can't wait to see the hard hitting analysis prepared by our local journos
>>63568336
Do you have a problem with him overtaking brett lee do you?
>>63568449
If your stats are NOT on mycricket, the "games" you have "played" do NOT count for shit
>Johnson now fourth on all time wicket takers list for Australia with 311, passes Brett Lee
>>63568449
checks out
>>63568490
In other words, you're wrong so you'll make up some arbitrary rules to make yourself right again.
Stay wrong.
literally the stupidest stat i've ever heard
>>63568509
>damage control
>>63568509
If your "league" is not officially recognised by cricket australia, you play in a literal micky mouse league and are not a REAL cricketer.
>>63568534
Someone who doesn't play cricket detected.
What a disgusting piece of sensationalism. Jesus Christ.
Johnson 2013 Ashes was the best fast bowling performance of all time.
This is indisputable
>>63568451
SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPP
>>63568553
Bitchwide didn't play in the 2013 ashes, casual.
If you said 2013-14, your post would've made sense.
>>63568542
Furious as fuck damage control detected.
Stay FURIOUS that you will NEVER be officially recognised as a real cricketer
>>63568565
>recognised
That's just not how it works, and you've again exposed yourself. This time, as someone who doesn't play cricket.
Clubs/teams choose whether to volunteer their stats online, some keep it to themselves/their own database. It has nothing to do with Cricket Australia.
R E V I E W
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>>63568557
he's scaring the shit out of me right now
>>63568580
>damage control
GLOVE
L
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>>63568580
Kek, the damage control continues
Enjoy playing for your meme club in your meme league and thinking it counts for shit though, kek.
>>63568564
>would've
>would have
>have
nice ""English"", retard
Furious reply incoming 2bh
C O L L A P S E
yes we can see the big noise when it goes past the shirt tubbs, jesus fucking christ
BASED UMP
@63568608
-1 (You) cred
fug am i in dime for griggit
Reckon the tiny noise just past the bat was the friction.
Is Dan the Man here?
>stove in charge of reviews
Why are 80% of 9 commentators senile?
How can Mark Taylor not have understood what Lee was saying about the little spike when it went past the bat?
I wish they do what they do with the third umpire for video ref in the NRL
>>63568638
>the NRL
the literally what?
>>63568614
"Look left, look bottom left!"
When the top has a literal side view so I can tell the difference between hitting the bat and ball? Jesus Christ
>>63568644
>LE FUGG LE RUBBY LEEG XDXD
>NZ ACTUALLY might win
""""Nice"""" """"work""""" poopeelia
How long until based AFL is back? Sick of all these meme sports.
>>63568638
>Hmm I'm not seeing the ball on the ground
>Show us 800 more replays thanks
Is Matt here?
Is Smith literally worse at reviewing than Shame Fatson?
>>63568654
draft in a week or so
>>63568644
Nucleosome Repeat Length, the average distance between the centers of neighboring nucleosomes in chromatin.
>>63568658
yeah mate
>>63568661
who do you want your club to pick m8?
Is convict here?
>>63568652
Not really. It's a draw.
Getting a little low on light...
>>63568654
This desu
>>63568654
AFL is the memest fucking sport in existence
>>63568660
LE FUGG LE SHAME FATSON XDD
Mitchell Starc is a pretty handsome guy desu
>Western Bulldogs actually make finals for the first time in ages
>Connie was/is in jail and couldnt watch it
>>63568661
>>63568674
>>63568685
KEK, successfully smoked out the casuals
>>63568670
Don't really follow the draft 2bh outside of the profiles on afl.com.au
GOT HIM
LAST BALL OF THE DAY
>>63568670
James Tedesco
>>63568704
NOT YET HE HASNT
NOT YET HE HASNT
Better than any Poo Peelian batsman tbf
would yorker on the last ball kek
so predictable
>>63568716
>>63568704
Marvellous. Simply marvellous.
>>63568672
>not remembering Adelaide
you disappoint me BSI
>>63568707
Looks like thinner-faced ethnic version of Eli Manning
Love how Obesitygoose got comprehensively EXPOSED ITT and stopped posting
>med student
>get into conversation with some other student
>he says he has to study 24/7 but is managing perfect grades
>was quite impressed, asked him what he studies
>tells me "electrical engineering"
>mfw
>wonder if he was being serious about his degree being hard
>turns out he was
>instantly Iose respect for him
l assume there's a few engineering students on here, so I'm actually curious. Do you guys actually think your degree is difficult or are you at the stage where you realise anyone could do it?
>>63568733
I always enjoy these mental illness wars. Been a long time.
Look forward to the next one.
>>63568757
>LE U R LE MENDALLY EEL XDXD
Going to have a 100 run lead by the time we're out.
>>63568688
Introducing /cric/ boipussies
>>63568350
I love chirping behind the wickets. Best way to get into the batsman's mind and nerves.
>>63568696
>AFL
>Not the most based sport in existence
Who /ramslam/ here? Pietersen is batting
>>63568732
Or a rugged outback Michael Phelps
>>63568736
here's your (You)
at least you got dubs
>>63568808
got a link?
poopeelia on pooicide watch.
NZ is unironically going to win this match
>>63568808
might go slam a ram then go to bed to be honest
>family is watching meme stars
why
Why did you not link the gamer fuel thread, m80?
>>63568819
http://www.crichd.tv/watch/179/nashua-cape-cobras-v-sunfoil-dolphins-ram-slam-t20-live-streaming/
>yfw my friends keep making fun of me for staying up all night and watching griggit
Hold me bros
>>63568834
>not watching revenge of the sheev on 7mate
>>63568837
Gotta give it a few replies before linking it
>>>/v/316678061
>>63568843
>having friends
>>63568840
>>63568844
watched that the other week desu
>>63568843
>having mates
there's your first problem mate
Fuck i hate kiwis
>>63568878
you must be thinking of aussies.
>>63568878
Good lad.
>>63568886
Hello there cuk. Did you support NZ for the WC final?
>>63568886
Same.
>>63568903
Obviously, their captain personally requested us to.
reminder that this is going to be a draw and >we let the kiwis come back from this
>>63568930
Akchually, 3 more days of cricket is left. If NZ manage to bat until tea, they'll have a lead of around 200 runs and 7 sessions to bowl you out. (You) can actually lose this match.
>>63568946
2 days left m8
I'd rather >we push for 650-700 if possible, and go all out with 4 sessions left. Ausmemeia can't block for shit.
>>63568954
oh my bad, don't know why I thought this match started the same day as Ind vs Saf.
>>63568903
been listening to phil collins much lately m8?
>>63568401
I was away all day today, did I miss a /mu/ raid
>nz in charge of making bats
who /snacks/ here
Roosterman getting btfo
Are these all stars matches over in the states actually successful, or are they just attracting Indians in the US?
>>63568954
Notice how you haven't taken ten wickets in an innings once this series yet?
>>63569025
why are you only posting in this thread now at 10pm?
>>63569025
>just attracting Indians in the US?
It's this one
>>63568979
A little bit of Genesis recently but mostly whatever is on my phone while I've been out fishing.
Who's going to watch the Grand slam finals?
Who is /180/ here?
>>63569040
Because it's on Aussie tv now, and I found a thread pertaining to cricket
>>63569063
>I found a thread pertaining to cricket
Let's go raid it.
how furious will poopeelia be when NZ wins this test and the next?
Quick, someone post that pic of Dragonwoman on the bed that Roosterman took
>>63569094
hahahaha
>>63569045
>while I've been out fishing
stop trying to steal goose's gimmicks
>>63569045
>genesis
>le extreme gentleman meme XD
next you will say you unironically listen to huey and the news. i cant believe replying to reality check is still a thing in 2015...
New Zealand to be bowled out for 818 desu.
Taylor 401*
>>63569133
why did i decide to unfilter your irrelevant little piss island
>>63569137
feeling nervous lad?
>>63569120
But you are replying to RC.
>>63569143
>implying i watch cricket
>implying i care about sports after i stop playing them
mate, i used to play for the nsw speed blitz blues. i am superior to you in every which way. what do i have to be nervous about.
>>63569133
tbqh the rest of the team will leave him stranded, but it would be hilarious if Ross Taylor got the world record
I mean if you asked anyone a week ago who'd break Lara's record, the last name that would come to their mind would be Taylor
>>63569154
i was replying to him ironically and to let him know how pathetic his shtick is. you won't see me reply to him again for sometime or probably not at all. that was the first time i had replied to him in months.
>>63569173
I only reply to the real RC, and this imposter has had all the newcunts fooled for over 12 months now.
I can't believe all the rookie mistakes this guy is getting away with. The first RC impersonator from a few years back was much more professional.
>>63569201
people still reply to josh reynolds and talk about him like he still posts here kek
>>63568354
Not at all. Average and Strike Rate are far better measures than total wickets.
>>63569214
>44th poster in this thread
>making your first post in this thread at almost 10:30pm
for what purpose
>that guy who said /v/ wasn't easy to troll
KEK
Reminder YOU seething summer of cricket casuals mocked me for demanding that HazelSHIT or Johnmeme get dropped for elite muscular Siddle
The Banana is currently tearing Worst Australia apart as captain of Victoria, while Bitchwide and Gayzlewood fell FLAT on their faces.
>>63569226
To partake in the intellectual discourse that /cric/ is known for
>>63569242
you're still a manlet that thrives off attention from anonymous posters on an anime website
are you, dare i say it, seething and literally furious right now?
>>63568688
you'd think so until you notice the acne scars
there's a reason he's desperate enough to marry a Healy
>>63569238
>literally the most assburgers board on this site isn't easy to troll
foolish statement 2bh
>>63569244
>/cric/
>intellectual discourse
>not traps
F R E S H
>>63569242
>muh pressure
if hazelGOAT isn't gonna get wickets at the waca siddle won't either
>>63569267
At least based bananaman wouldn't be bowling wides every ball like LITERALLY every pace bowler in the Australian team
>>63569267
what's with his 2 front teeth
>>63569307
after two years of eating nothing but bananas his teeth magically realigned
KEK.
The /v/ thread was moved to >>>/trash/
>>63569307
>britbong calling other out on their teeth
wew
>>63569280
starc literally bowled no "wides" and only went at 2.7 an over, given the other two were expensive as fuck as per usual, bitchwide going at 5.5 kek
>>63569326
couldnt handle the grisby stribs xD
rate my body lads
think i prefered the /mu/ "raid". it was a bit slower and people seemed to get upset more
Poo is the most elite meme of 2015 in ALL of /sp/
prove me wrong
>>63569387
It's just an offshoot of 'walkcunt on suicide watch' though.
>>63569387
I approve of this post
>>63569369
Link?
>>63569407
happened like last week m8
>>63569407
long gone
it was just daniel talking about linkin park
>>63568435
>this cunt with his babby hands
lmao I hope you are a manlet tbqh.
This "community" is toxic
http://www.digitallydownloaded.net/2015/03/interview-exclusive-sequel-to-don.html
>Big Ant, the Australian developer behind the excellent Don Bradman Cricket and TableTop Cricket titles, has exclusively announced to us that it is in active development of a sequel to Don Bradman Cricket.
LADS
>>63569450
kys walkcunt
>>63569453
Hopefully for you Cricket bros it's not a piece of shit like Rugby League Live 3
>>63569453
>yfw Kane Williamson Cricket
>>63569453
neat
>>63569494
It won't be. Don Bradman Cricket 2014 is the best cricket game ever made.
>>63569120
what the fuck is wrong with Genesis you moron?
>>63569453
maybe it can participate in steam sales too
>>63568625
B
S
A
>>63569271
What's wrong with her pussy?
How long until based NRL is back, lads?
Sick of all these meme sports.
OFFICIAL BATTING RANKINGS
>WILLIAMSON
>WARNER
>TAYLOR
>BUSHMAN
OFFICIAL BOWLING RANKINGS
>STARC
>LYON
>Williamson and Taylor will both have an average of 49 after this innings
noice
>>63569620
Why is Steve Smith letting >us down, boys?
>>63569630
He feels the urge to meme too much
His shot yesterday was one of the worst I've ever seen played in test cricket
>>63569630
he's a homebabby
OFFICIAL RANKING OF BEST SEVEN (7) BATSMEN IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW
>ABDV
>KANE
>WARNER
>KHAN
>STOVE
>KHOLI
>ROOT
Reminder that Australian are literally banned from making threads on /mu/.
>>63569687
No they're not you fucking retard, I made the Linkin Park threads
>>63569683
KOHLI
ROHIT SHARMA
ABD
KHAN
WARNER
ROOT
WHO THE FUCK IS KANE ?
>>63569694
Maybe, maybe you should go and try making a thread there right now.
You literally can't create threads on /mu/ with an Australian IP. Possibly only Telstra IPs though.
>>63569699
>it's true
our memes must have been too elite
anyone up for some karaoke?
>>63569699
>>63569716
>>>/mu/60391419
What exactly is your reference for saying we are range banned? Is that the message you get when you try to make a thread? It doesn't happen for me
>>63569735
>>63569735
It's only Telstra IPs.
There was one dickhead who kept making the same retarded thread everyday, and Tesltra IPs ended up being rangebanned from making threads on /mu/.
Don't know the full story, but i saw someone make a post about it on /pol/ and gave it a go, and I couldn't make a thread there.
This one goes out to my 4chan friends:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RCt3FzQkVY
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/55754826/#55759466
>>63569781
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iEEFIPWOAH
>>63569698
>Roshit 'I can only play in IPL' sharma
>>63569698
Why not put Tendulkar at the top too?
>>63569512
This is true, the game is so well made. Last cricket season before matches I would unironically play it a bit to get used to watching the ball again seeing as I wasn't going to nets and it intuitively feels like batting most of the time
>>63569781
>>63569822
Drop the trip
heading to the nets lads
>>63570528
Do they have lights?
>>63570543
don't need lights to know that I'm bowling wides every ball
Who /nrl/ here
Goosey, you here lad?
>>63569901
do you watch ODIs pajeet?
the """""""best""""""" batsman in the world
>>63568843
>falling for the """"cricket"""" meme
>>63569698
Why do Indians always overrate their own players so heavily? It's not even like, they overrate them slightly. They treat them like gods undeservedly.
>>63569683
>khan
m8 he's retired
Morning lads, sorry I wasn't posting last night I was doing the most autistic thing I have ever done in my life
Also, fucking lmaoing at like those five Australians yesterday who were like "Ross Taylor is awful", "wouldn't make any australian team" etc etc
Is Mitchell Starc related to Ian Healy?
>>63569271
If I ever walked into a room and saw this and had a condom, I don't think I could stop myself lads
Is Mitchell Starc related to Ian Healy?
combined XI (entirely based on this series form)
1. Warner
2. Latham
3. Williamson
4. Taylor
5. McCullum
6. Marsh
7. Watling
8. Lyon
9. Bracewell
10. Starc
11. Hazlewood
>>63588359
>McMeme
Ellyse Perry's boyfriend is moving to Europe
Will their long distance relationship work?
>mfw some cunt parked in front of my bin and makes the garbage man get out of his truck and move it
why are most people such inconsiderate fucks?
Is Mitchell Starc related to Ian Healy?
>>63590763
>mfw some cunt garbage man wouldn't even bother if it happened around here
>>63588359
>more nz than aus
1. Warner
2. Burns
3. Williamson
4. Khawaja
5. Taylor
6. Voges
7. Nevill
8. Starc
9. Southee
10. Hazlewood
11. Lyon
>>63586937
>>63592040
maybe
>>63588359
>Latham
>McCullum
>Watling
>form
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poorius poo peeland poofters on eternal literally furious damage control and pooicide watch
>tfw the Giants lost
Why do Americans always need 50 threads about the same thing lads?
>>63588359
mental illness detected
>>63595184
>LE U R LE MENDALLY EEL XDXD
>>63595132
Their banter and discussion is literally just spamming
>>63595278
threadcounter autist?
poopeelia Ltd.
