>Five year contract for Boateng
>Alonso gone in 2016?
>Hecking still furious about Schürrles performances
>Kirchhoff does not want to leave
>Manchester United are monitoring Bayern Munich winger Arjen Robben, 31, who has fallen out with team-mate Robert Lewandowski
>Liverpool chief executive Ian Ayre says the club struggles to get 12 or 13-year-old fans into Anfield under current ticketing structures
dumb op
do you think he knew whom he was talking to?
Hail to the king
>Manchester United are monitoring Bayern Munich winger Arjen Robben, 31, who has fallen out with team-mate Robert Lewandowski
>who has fallen out with team-mate Robert Lewandowski
What happened? Give me more details.
>With Adblocker activated, you can no longer attend BILD.de
>>63568515
>Manchester United
It's just a stupid rumour with no truth behind it
>>63568567
your a stupid rumour
>>63568515
Lewandowski said to Robben he can stop taking Propecia now.
>>63568708
my penis in yer mum is a stupid rumour
Who is your favourite MDH girl?
>>63567465
these girls looks like they did some very kinky stuff
>>63568953
they have to with those faces
DING DONG
YEAH YEAH
BANG BANG
PLITSCH PLATSCH
NICHT SO DOMINAAAAAAAANT
>>63568909
MDH?
>>63568909
None at the moment, they're all doing the same shit anyway tbqh. Also, the trend of giving videos the most retarded clickbaity titles kills my boner.
>>63567465
Ugly Schickimicki-Uschis and Turks... exactly what Berlin needs
>>63568560
and nothing of value was lost
>>63568515
Is this Manchester United's new strategy? Going after Bayern's oldest players?
>>63566809
>it's a manchester united "rumour"
Manchester United rumours are made up by the the papers to get dipshit fans to read their shite and click on their ads.
>>63569319
This tBh. That's why you always see "United/Real Madrid/Bayern linked to [insert well-known player]" way more often than "Tottenham/Valencia/Schalke linked to [literally anyone]".
>>63569349
Bayern not so much.
It's mainly Man United because they have the biggest fan base in the world and it's easy to tap into that stupidity for clicks.
For example - you see a lot of "Liverpool linked to [well known player]" even thought it's clearly obvious Liverpool would never pull it off. Why? Because Liverpool have an enormous fanbase that would be dumb enough to click on a link that says "Lewandowski to Liverpool" and then look at all the shitty ads on the side of the page so that the website can collect their click-bait money.
Darts 2nite lads
>>63569376
is there something wrong with this?
>>63569442
No, I never said there was. The media will do what they need to do for money.
I find it frustrating but I understand why they do it.
>>63569433
Can't believe it's not on tv here. My parents have a million channels but no one showing it.
>>63569499
stream2watch m8
>>63569529
Yeah yeah but would prefer not having to do that. Not really an issue at home but at my parents' place today.
stop visiting your parents all the time. it's not healthy
RW Oberhausen - RW Essen live on Sport1 now, Oberhausen already up 1:0
>>63569689
Is there something you wanna talk about?
>>63569712
yes, i want to talk about denmark mentally regressing back to childhood
>>63568909
roxana-xrated, LaraCumkitten and Daddysluder
>just changed the youtube scheme to dark with an addon
my life improved heaps
Yesterday was awful :(
I hope i can enjoy F1 and NFL today.
>enjoy F1 and NFL
very unimaginative response
>>63569808
f1 is great
never seen any american football game but isn't there like 10 minutes of action or something? pretty weird because it seems to last a long time
Oh my god I will so have fish for tomorrows dinner
>enjoy
>>63569824
Yeah, but its still enjoyable. Even the weaker games are generally not boring to watch. There are always cool scenes happening.
Try it out.
>>63569689
It's an urge I've had lately.
>>63569874
Tell me who hurt you, honey.
>>63569874
Must be depressed. Ask them for help before it's too late.
nice groanzone you have there
>>63569689
you sound like a proper degenerate
Thiago will be out for a few weeks
how do you pronounce ex machina?
>>63570409
if he really is depressed he should tell his parents to tell him that they're sorry
>>63570703
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MuNwzxnFmN
>he
>he
>he
>>63570703
ecks mach-key-nuh
>exe makkaneechina
Nah
>>63570703
ex makina
ughhhhhhhh i dont wanna coooookkkkkkkkkk
>>63570618
>>63568560
>implying I visit that site again after getting banned on 3 different accounts for calling niggers, niggers
It's like they hate fun.
>>63570871
I will cook http://www.chefkoch.de/rezepte/125691053847499/Gefuellte-Schweinefilets-mit-Parmaschinken.html today
afk getting beer
>>63570909
looks nice i am glad for you
>>63570889
>outing yourself as a commenter on BILD.de
How is life at the bottom of the barrel?
>>63570909
I always overcook pork because I'm afraid to undercook it, how do I time it just right?
>tfw Spiel gewonnen heute
>>63570944
just be yourself
>15.12 Uhr: Das Test-Länderspiel der deutsche Fußball-Nationalmannschaft gegen die Niederlande findet statt.
Don't know why they're making such a big fuzz about it. Not even terrorists want to visit Hannover.
>>63571027
I don't know how that will help me cook pork properly but I will try senpai
bbk :)
>>63570871
>not wanting cock
faggot
>>63570871
>not wanting cock
faggot
COCK
Ordered something from Lieferheld.de.
>>63571665
good for you, fatty
>>63571665
>eating dinner at 5pm
>>63571607
good
I think we will be eating early today too. Something is in the oven.
>>63572253
i'd love to put something in your oven
>>63572253
Sounds comfortable and home
should I order Burger, Greek or drive to my fav thai?
>>63572421
thai
>>63572421
prawns
>"We all know how hard it is"
lmao
Why limit yourself to eating at certain times of the day in the first place?
I ordered for 30 bucks and have enough to eat throughout the entire night.
>it's a fatty post
meme league
piece of shit shitarito is the second or third best strike there. What a joke.
>>63566809
>>Liverpool chief executive Ian Ayre says the club struggles to get 12 or 13-year-old fans into Anfield under current ticketing structures
Wrong league
>>63573888
Sorry
>>63573859
>is the second or third best strike there
Joint 18th. But that's close enough, I guess.
>>63573925
What are your plans for tomorrow?
>>63573888
anime
>>63573965
Sit in a dark room waiting for Austria-Switzerland to come around.
>>63566809
What team is Saber a fan of?
>>63573840
>30 bucks
>the entire night
30 bucks are 2 "party pizza"
I could eat a week from that
>>63574220
ur a skellington tho
>>63574220
good for you, fatty
>>63574220
-Pizza
-Salad
-Sandwich
-Pizzabread
-Pommes Frittes
-Olives
-Sprite
>>63574295
are you one of those bodybuilders
>ordering olives
wat
>>63574318
no i was just hungry and wanted something for the NFL games tonight
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
HOLY SHITTTTTTTTT
>>63574349
i needed to order for a buck more to get free shipping
>>63574183
n-no bully...
>>63574375
>>63574051
D'accord.
>>63574454
mass panic in Paris over nothing
they trampled over the flowers and everything
>"we are not afraid"
top kek
>>63574183
Charlton Athletic
>>63574488
oh boy
>>63574416
What anime are you a fan of?
>>63574576
love laivu
and you
the evidence... is there!!
>>63574769
Never watched any, the only name I know is K-on and Detective Cheryl or Milkshake Detectives or whatever the name is
>>63571980
i kinda miss him desu
>>63574769
Nico is best Love Live.
>>63574477
I'll probably end up being disappointed though, considering Xhaka and Embolo are ded, and Rodriguez is mourning.
>>63574964
Milky Holmes? It was aoty
>>63575257
OTP with Maki
But Maki still the best
>>63569824
>f1 is great
>watching anime
>>63575852
yeah id rather watch anime haha
>not watching anime
Here I go
>milkshake detectives
>>63576175
>>63575770
Is it a friendly?
>>63575792
Milky Holmes it is
>>63576608
Yeah. Which means some experimentation by Petkovic, and hopefully some experimentation by Koller.
>>63576745
hopefully many goals
>>63576093
post results and also closeups of you eating
>>63576813
Brudi, he won't "eat" his meat dildos.
>>63574183
Sheffield Utd?
>team 1 @ team 2
why do americans do this?
>>63577276
I don't know. Do they ever play at mutual venues?
@BerghJohnsen: Odegaard starter. Henriksen på topp. Aleesami på venstreback. Moi venstrekant.
Et laguttak det oser baller av.
Damn. Could be a good match then.
>>63577867
fartkontrol
where is Chile?
>>63577891
Wattenscheid
>>63578112
hehe
>>63578092
There is a slight chance of her return
Here I am
>>63578494
it's overcooked
>>63577276
they want to be special snowflakes
>>63578494
too much bacon t be ph i dont like it that much
Icke getting btfo by Buschi desu
>>63575938
Ugh, Denmark even posts in boxing threads now
HGU
>>63584692
>pass auf junge!!
Shame about Norway, but not exactly undeserved.
Saber is a cutie.
>pushing the biggest star in the picture out on the margin
>>63589465
Altintop was never big tbph
>>63591945
>posting shitty Sento
What a fucking game, holy christ.
I think it was a legit touchdown for the Giants, though.
>>63594328
Fucking based, best game I've seen this season.
Since I don't really care about specific teams it's nice to see some controversy for the lulz.
>>63594328
Looked like a td to me too.
>>63591945
>>63594532
Yeah. Pats-Giants must be one of the best matchups, i love it.
Good night.
Look at this picture
>>63595622
dank
>>63595622
I did. That dog's a faggot.
>>63595622
what
hannover 96 didn't lose this week!
>>63596411
kiyotake better stay healthy t bh
>>63596749
At this point, I am just Hoping 96 does not drop. They are awful.
>>63596813
they have improved but the upcoming fictures are tough
Just as planned
Good morning, /bundesliga/.
>>63604478
Good morning
>>63604478
Guten Morgen
fuck international break
IM SO BORED desu
>>63604907
Japan-Cambodia today
>>63604907
get in line desu
>>63596142
Fake. Schalke fans drink their wine straight out of the box.
ugh
>>63605639
Don't ugh at me.
>>63599830
I wish I could piss off cheetahs because I'm faster than them.
i wasn't talking to you
>>63604907
Iktf fäm.
>The Bayern Munich midfielder limped out of Spain's friendly with England on Friday but eased fears he would be out for an extended period
>Thiago Alcantara has revealed he will be out for just "a few weeks" after suffering a knee injury while on international duty.
>The Bayern Munich midfielder limped off in first half of Spain's friendly clash with England and was replaced by Arsenal's Santi Cazorla.
>There were fears that Thiago could be sidelined for a long period as the 24-year-old has a history of suffering major injuries since joining the Bundesliga club when Pep Guardiola took over in 2013.
>>63606631
lol
>not giving a (You) to the appropriate post
Rude
>>63606838
Have one on me, Anon.
>caring about rpp
neini pls
Does neini use the online handle "kyouko" on github?
>>63606874
only when he's on emilys pc
>the awe inspiring prowess of the United States war machine
Please inform me of all the sports that are to be observed today thank you.
>>63607076
i won't be observing any sports today
I like nerdy German boys
>>63607334
yeah i noticed
>boys
ugh
NERDS LEAVE
That was an interesting read. :)
booooooooooooooring
>>63607334
Tell me more
>>63584981
>ken rockwell
>not listening to 90s techo while lifting
never gonna make it
>feeling the need to talk about muh weightlifting
dont
Making fish today
>>63609414
good for you, fatty
Need $600000 to get my goal house
who /missingpog/ here
>>63609414
>>63609845
Looks decent enough.
I made Stollen 10 days ago. It seemed dry last weekend, I hope it gets better soon.
>>63610320
/missingdenmark/ here
>>63610334
Sweet. Why would it ever undry though?
>>63610335
/kissingdenmark/ here
>800,000
>>63609845
>literally eating dogshit
>>63610366
it does that after spending about a month in the bedroom
i will use more butter next time though I think
>>63610389
How does that even work?
>>63610401
The same way, uh...crisps taste like cardboard after a while.
>>63610401
and it's a fucking mess to make, and I hace to do about FOUR more this year :c
>>63610415
>>63610425
What?
>>63610452
n-nothing
e-enjoy your fish
>dumbers
Imagine bayern next year.
Lewa
Hazard-Muller-Costa
Thiago-Vidal
Alaba-Boateng-Martinez-Lahm
Neuer
Holy fuck
>>63610481
yes hello
>>63610493
i have a stollen in my pants for you ;)
>>63610484
-----------------Lewandowski----------
---Ribéry/Costa-Müllel-Robben---
---------Thiago(rip)----Vidal-----------
--------Alaba-Boateng-Godín-?-----
-----------------Neuer---------------------
>>63610521
Rosinen- or Marzipanstollen m8
>>63610549
marzipan
>>63610560
go suck a dick desu
>>63610586
bit rude
>>63607076
In Real Life vs Bosnia
eating a clementine lads
I will watch MI:5 while eating Käsefondue later this night.
>it's a fatty post
Stop eating so much, fatty
That one fat poster literally disgusts me
>>63611279
>>63611301
>>63611332
you need to work on your attitude
made a low calorie tomato soup today
Käsefondue is very healthy and light food.
>eating
Fucking hell it stinks in here. sweaty Germans
See you tomorrow
>>63611683
yes
~
>>63611722
slut
>calling hakase a slut
>calling a slut a slut
>>63611722
please talk to me haha :)
>>63611911
Slut
Staying up drinking tea because the dryer fucked up and I have to start it again.
>>63615202
So your dryer is broken?
>>63615382
It was just a small malfunction but I didn't notice it had itself turned off until the time it would have finished (had it worked). So it basically sat there doing nothing for two hours because the water drain was clogged.
>5