> NEXT FIGHT
Ronda Rousey(c) (12-0-0) vs. Holly Holm (9-0-0)
> Happening
Joanna Jedrzejczyk v Valérie Létourneau
Mark Hunt def Antônio Silva
Robert Whittaker def Uriah Hall
Jared Rosholt def Stefan Struve
Jake Matthews def Akbarh Arreola via rd 2 TKO(Doctor Stoppage)
Kyle Noke def Peter Sobotta via rd 1 spicy body kick TKO
Gian Villante def Anthony Perosh via rd 1 KO
Danny Martinez def Richie Vaculik via unanimous decision(30-27)
Daniel Kelly def Steve Montgomery via unanimous decision(29-28)
Richard Walsh def Steven Kennedy via unanimous decision(30-27,30-27,29-28)
James Moontasri def Anton Zafir via rd 1 TKO
Ben Nguyen def Ryan Benoit via rd 1 Submission
How do you people handle such beautiful angels getting their faces beat up?
people paid for this
post big butts
>>63559372
>beautiful angels
>THIS FIGHT
This event is boring. Someone recommend a Joe Rogan tier documentary.
Preferably something dealing with the supernatural or unexplained and available on YouTube.
fucking snore fest
oweee
Valerie won the 1st round
JJ the last 3
>>63559346
>having to jump a new thread every 5 minutes
stop being autistic
Thank God it's the last fucking round. So fucking boring.
>>63559371
FISH
I
S
H
40-36 Joanna
>>63559390
anything with David Paulides if you want to get spooked
At least it's not a landslide, Val
LET'S GO JJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>2 chick fights in a row
>chick fight leading up to chick fight main event
Sweet card, bro
>>63559390
mirage men
Crowd so bored they're doing the wave and throwing beer lol
>WMMA
>>63559372
>greentext
>mfw Joe said Poland was the most technical striker in MMA
3-1 jj
valerie got rocked at the end
fucking snore fest
UFC is fucking shit here take this stream
http://www.pirlotvlive.com/ch37.php
>>63559382
How do I quick scope?
JJ wins
>>63559390
PYRAMIDS
Y
R
A
M
I
D
S
>>63559395
>tfw will never get kicked in the throat by a qt
Will Warmachine every fight in the MMA again?
>>63559395
When Valerie gets hit she ages 30 years.
>this fight is boring
Fucking casuals respect Joanna
>>63559405
I can see the first going to Val. and damn JJ got her good at the end of the 4th just now.
>>63558997
Crowd is cheering because the fight is almost done
Val looks pretty cute with massively swollen eyes/cheeks
>post your excited face for round 5
end this shit already
>flatchestflail
>>63559399
WOMEN
CAN
DO
ANYTHING
MEN
CAN
IF
NOT
BETTER
Remember the manlet meme where 'theyre so fast!'? that was lame
>>63559371
donk confirmed
STRUM?
why was this a ppv? the only name on the card i even know is the asian kid from reddit
>>63559390
9/11 the new pearl Harbor, the 5 he one Eddie Bravo loves so much
>>63559386
All women are angels, no matter how strong
this just goes to show how bad Carla Esparza is
This is so boring I didn't even notice it was the last round already.
>>63559390
Cosmos
Black science man or jew science man...either one.
>>63559429
Yeah but a LOT of jj by tko bets lost tonight
>>63559425
>>63559436
>You will never watch War Machine fight off a pack of crazed prison rapists in the showers
Why even live?
48-47 JJ
>>63559425
name please
>>63559445
literally yawn: the card
>>63559449
who else /stealthmunk/ here?
>>63559467
does this demon have a name?
>>63559462
this
God, this is boring as fuck. Is this what all women fight minus that Rousy woman is like?
>>63559390
That one where the Canadian lady kills the fat American doctor man and then jumps in the lake with his baby on her and then the baby turns into a ghost and films a documentary about his dad
Jesus Christ, women making moaning sounds in tennis and MMA.
>>63559442
Wrong quote...
>>63559064
This womenlet division is literally the Participation Trophy of MMA. It sure is fun to watch two skeletals slap each other with their bird legs and 'punch' each other with their golf ball sized fists for five rounds. If *I* can beat you up, you have no fucking business on a UFC ppv card.
Dana, what the fuck.
49-46 Joanna
>>63559425
>>63559467
Bitch not even cooking anything
to letourneau's credit, she showed up tonight
>>63559382
>>63559467
>i thought there wouldn't be more after the first picture
>there was more
today is a good day
>>63559456
>Doesn't recognize a name on the card
>Doesn't recognize Mark Hunt, Antonio Silva, Uriah Hall, JJ or Struve
fucking casual spotted
Fuck this im gonna go fap to pixelated nippon porn.
>>63559474
Its not that close
49-46 JJ
>>63559445
>>63559467
>There's that left leg again
Well, yeah, Joe...it didn't just disappear.
>yfw people actually paid to watch
i would rather watch a 115 mens division with nothing but thai ladyboy manlets than have to watch this
what an exciting fight
LITERALLY THE WORST FUCKING UNDERCARD EVER
>>63559449
do you even gto?
>>63559438
WHY THE FUCK YOU LYING
taking bets on what makes me fall asleep first.
beer/weed/muscle relaxer cocktail or this card?
>>63559390
The one where the main villian is your son and you have to kill him or nuke commonswealth
>THEY WILL WAIT FOR THE CLOCK SO THE VICTORY WILL BE BY POINTS
Letourneau didn't get beat up but like sports commentators like to say, "She didn't want it enough"
>>63559491
Called Dear Zachary
where the live stream link m8s
>>63559346
reminder requesting gif of rousey finale
>>63559490
You could probably sum it up to women's MMA being relatively new
>>63559524
WAKE ME UP
>>63559515
GO CANADA!!!
>>63559524
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>63559490
>I hate this guise, i hate this so much, someone's forcing me to watch it at gunpoint goddamn
just turn it off, faggot
>>63559505
BOOOOOOOOOOOO
>stream has been stable entire time
>Rousey fight soon
>stream starts to fuck up and buffer
>ppl paid for this
>WMMA
>>63559539
[insert here] streams reddit in any search engine.
>>63559483
blancnoir
>>63559524
SAVE ME
>know the Ronda fight will guaranteed be a minute long and she'll win easily
>still can't resist staying up on the million to one chance she gets heem'd
>>63559524
SAVE MEEE
>>63559504
I expected 1st round TKO, got a decent fight. Hope Dana tosses Val a few bucks for showing up.
DAT FUCKING EYE
>>63559533
Go fuck yourself kurwa
>>63559550
>>63559511
>not fapping during this entire match . I finally came right about a min into the 5th
>>63559490
Yes, hers are too but they are over quickly enough that you don't notice it
>>63559554
>Why are you critiquing what I like
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>MAN, LEEEEEG KICKS
>BEAUTIFUL MUAY THAI
Joe and Goldie are really good goys for the company
>>63559467
where's the penis?
what a war
>>63559551
>>63559507
get back to work dana
>>63559462
>this just goes to show how bad WMMA is
Fixed. UFC got BTFO tonight, no one wants to ever watch let alone pay for this trash again
>>63559561
mfw I didn't
>know you are about to lose
>poke joannas's eye
FOR SHAME VALERIE
What channel?
BEAUTIFUL MUAY THAI
HALLELUJAH IT ENDS
>>63559572
That would be the best fap of my life. Her fucking rag dolled body on the floor. Pleaseeeee make this happen Holm
>>63559407
>>63559411
Thanks. You've been helpful. Those other replies are goofs.
>>63559505
>>63559505
who is this?
>>63559596
thats fucking illegal
Gadelha is winning if she fights JJ tbqh
>>63559565
>>63559523
well fuck this is my new fetish
>>63559524
KILL MEEEEE
Alright, I definitely don't believe in "good" WMMA fights. I just want to see JJ and Ronda slaughter cans.
>150 strikes
>no damage
Yo who was that beaner in the crowd...now she could get it
What a boring ass fight. Enough with women's bullshit
Guise:
Holly's gonna do it.
Ronda's gonna try to stand with Holly to prove that she can be a boxer. Holly will capitalise and SHEEM her.
>>63559533
you fucking nigger i hope your mother gets raped
>>63559382
mmmm
Props to both fighters there honestly
Thought Joanna would wipe the floor with her but she did well and it was a nice competitive muay thai fight
GUYS
Can female MMA fighters kick each other in the groin? They have no balls, so it should be allowed right?
>>63559587
fuck those lousy faggots
>waiting for this show to be over so i can fap
not sure it worth waiting for
That brunette is hot as fuck
>JJ getting any hype after this
HD stream
ccfa7549f7837e3e2c7cb646562e77c1aac6f0c9 put into ace player and gg
anyone have a stream link ?
>>63559599
nick diaz lookin rough
>>63559600
espn ilgob
no ronda casuals are going to care about joanna after this fight
claudia is going to run through joanna in the rematch anyway
>>63559525
Don't fear the pizza come on baby [cowbell]
Ok, i'll be going now
>12:22 for eastcoast fags
>>63559613
That's fucking haunting.
I enjoyed that fight
>>63559619
Did you see letourneaus face?
>>63559636
dont click is cp
Nice work by Joanna, love watching that dismantling style of Muay Thai.
>>63559610
Well Claudia just got a free 25 minute scouting report on Joanna's current game... rematch is gonna be very interesting.
>>63559523
when i was in thailand i actually saw a group of ladyboys beat the fuck out of a fat, corpulent brit
I take such perverse pleasure in knowing that in streaming this event and therefore not paying for it, I am not helping WMMA
>>63559597
She looks like she really needs to win the hunger games.
>>63559618
To be fair, these gals are 115 pounds. The male 115-pounders are just as uninteresting as these women.
>>63559599
>>63559629
Fucking hell I can't stop looking at her ridiculous face.
>>63559425
>>63559467
>>63559515
>>63559550
Who /takesawhiff/ everytime one of these is posted?
>>63559609
so watching at a friends house is illegal?
>>63559613
>>63559646
>1:23 for Atlantic fucks
approx how long til the main card?
I was thinking about going to meet friends at the bar but I've sat here on 4chan too long
>>63559630
Yeah I think the hype on Joanna is a little much. She's clearly a good striker but she can't just walk in there and end fights instantly like Ronda can so she's always at more risk
>>63559636
False, this is SD.
>>63559651
if only
love joanna
NOBODY GONNA TAKE THE TITLE FROM ME
>>63559603
I will literally ejaculate if Ronda gets HEEM'd. Hands free. Just ruin my pants, no salvaging them, they're just gone. It'd be a big one.
>>63559648
Same, wasn't out of my seat but it wasn't bad imo
Joanna a qt.
So happy for her.
jesus fucking christ does this guy have to shill something everytime he opens his mouth?
ufc is a joke
>>63559382
>50-45
JOANNA YES
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>63559599
Give Chip Chipperson's face back
>Polan girl completely dominates the match
>only wins by 5
I don't get it
>Dana staying in the back
>>63559656
this is my new fetish
these strawweight girls are built like body pillows i just want to snuggle and spoon them and let them smack my junk around..
>>63559671
10-15 minutes?
>>63559565
>>63559613
>during the fight, UFC runs ad for Van Zant vs Rose
Also...
>50-45
>>63559671
main event is just a few minutes away its up next
qt
>THIS IS THE FIGHT YOU WANTED THIS IS THE FIGHT YOU WANTED THIS IS THE FIGHT YOU WANTED THIS IS THE FIGHT YOU WANTED THIS IS THE FIGHT YOU WANTED THIS IS THE FIGHT YOU WANTED THIS IS THE FIGHT YOU WANTED
Meanwhile, in Bulgaria
>dat qt accent
Muh fucking heart lads. I want Polish qt now.
>>63559668
>>63559697
What a kek
so qt
>>63559661
>115lb malEs
Those are called children and they don't fight in the UFC
>>63559695
whas that
RONDA ROUSEY DOES IT 1 ROUND BECAUSE SHE IS THE GREATEST FIGHTER ON PLANET EARTH AND A ONCE EVER HUMAN BEING!!!
>>63559653
JJ didn't show up tonight and if she shows up like this against Gadelha she'll lose more than 1 round.
>LEG KICKS REMINISCENT OF JOSE ALDO MIKE
"to be honest"
>>63559712
I know total kek
>>63559697
he looks sad
>>63559702
WTF I thought it was 3-2 joanna
>tears
yummy!!! This pleases my tiny MRA penis
Who /heppy/ here?
T B H
Reply to this post. Dubs confirms how long the Ronda fight will last.
>>63559496
any non-cp stream links?
SO SAD
FUCK
>>63559719
WE ARE LITERALLY WITNESSING GREATNESS
>>63559382
SHE GOT ONE
on the right
lel Claudia is going to run through Joanna she is clearly past her prime and going to get subbed by Claudia with ease
Claudia literally won the 1st time anyway
>>63559709
Damn. Now where the fuck are the DOA hot bitches that know how to fight. Not these dyke motherfuckers in the UFC.
>no big ass tittied jujitsu monster that's a 8/10
"Knew what she was gonna do and she did it"
>She gave me a huge shiner and I am embarrassed
When will the UFC add a female heavyweight division?
>>63559382
>tfw wanna procreate with a tiny woman but dont want manlet children
hahahaha she's cryinggg!!!
>crying
pls stop, Val
Why is she saluting
>>63559709
is this how they decide Miss Russia?
>>63559709
Fug.
>>63559719
Holly with headkick K.O
Damn Val's face is fucked up
Alright who thinks Ronda does something autistic before the first bell rings?
Just wake up. Joasia won but fight was shit?
>literally crying like a bitch after your fight
>not just one but both of them
women are so weak
omg that eye
Hah did they have one of those "let a fan belt the champ" things again? I remember last time they did that...
>>63559711
>HOW_COULD_THIS_HAPPEN_TO_ME.MP3
Bitch there's no crying in fighting.
Go back to rubbing your bush on maple trees
HA HA TIME FOR RONDA
those ernesto hoost leg kicks tho. That was slick
>two shit decisions
>Hunt KO'ing the ghost of Easter Island
>This five round womanlet borefest
>Ronda up next
WHO PAYS FOR THIS.
>>63559748
http://bzmaahmed.com/ufc-193-rousey-vs-holm-live-streaming/
>hate wmma
>continue to stick around for the main event, whining the whole time
what is wrong with some of you
Anyone got a stream that works on mobile?
>>63559677
Yeah, fights like this are good because we get to see more of her game and get a better view of her her level. Her past 3 fights have been so far in her favour even I got a bit swept up in the hype but clearly she can be beat and it could honestly happen as soon as her next fight
Don't want it to though, I like Joanna. Poor Valerie
WOW WHAT A FAGGOT SHE'S CRYING LOL
JUST ROGAN LITERALLY JUST CHOKE UP INTERVIEWING HER?
>dat polan accent
>>63559726
1(one) person remaining
Fucking hell the bitch is fucking crying why do women always do that
Quebecois tears, always satisfying.
I just got home. how long was the fight? Tuned in to hear a crying loser getting interviewed
JOE STARTED TO CHOKE UP LOLOLOL
