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1st for gold buckets
First for wild/stars 3rd period
>losing a hockey game
>in regulation
>to the laffs
>the fucking laffs
>even with the league waving off Nucks goals like they're AIDS-infected mosquitoes and giving Toronto 5-on-3s every time a laffer falls down or sneezes
>losing a hockey game
>for the first time this year
>by more than one goal
>even with the above
Is this year not actually our year?
>Rinne didn't get first start with a shutout
rigged
53 goals have been scored in the 10 games that have finished so far tonight. 5.3 per game is below this season's average.
Leave drop passing to me
>publix BTFO
>by cats
>>63554743
u stupid fuck. typical cankeks fan blame everyone except ur shittyass players. why dont u blame the fans while u at it fag. i bet if i kissed u i could still taste henriks cum on ur lips u fuckin faggot
>>63554384 →
OILERS @ KINGS
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OILERS @ KINGS
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OILERS @ KINGS
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OILERS @ KINGS
>>63554864
Thank you panthercats
>score 4 goals
>defense/goaltending shit the bed and let in 4 themselves
>defense/goaltending only allow 1-2 goals
>offense either scores 1 goal or gets shut out
this team just sucks
>be Habs fan
>watch in pain as team loses 6-1
>want to kill self
>go on nhl.com
>see score of Jets game
>see that Hongcouver got beat by the fucking Leafs
>see that the Pens got shut out by the Debbies
>don't feel that bad anymore
>laffs keking teams left and right
>babcock making wine out of diarrhea
>expectations are at an all time low
this is going to be the best season of the last 10 years, I feel it bros
>hongcouver
>the shitdin twins
>having to kick in goals
>losing to the laffs by two
>getting omega keked out of a consolation goal by a smug babcock challenge with two seconds remaining
>>63554957
What's up with bolts, family? They were coming into this season with so high expectations.
>6th lowest scoring season since the >laffs last won the cup
>SCORING IS FINE GUYS
Only respond to this post if your favorite NHL team has won at least ONE Stanley Cup in its history
post bills
>goalies actually learn to play
>no longer just standing and watching goals go in
>still have high scoring games
>"BIGGER NETS NAOOOOOO"
Just checked the score. Did the Devils just beat the pens 4-0? Are they elite?
>>63555064
and the only reason goalie stats have even gotten inflated is because they stopped calling penalties
>>63555070
not if they're getting shut out by the fucking debbies
>>63554743
It's never your year..... How do you not know that by now?
>scoring is a matter throwing random shots toward the net and hoping the puck bounces in
>statfags measure how "lucky" teams are
>shot quality no longer exists
>b-but we still have outliers that don't represent the typical game! SCORING IS FINE!
>>63555030
If I knew that I would be making millions of dollars coaching them
>>63555070
Based Schneider won me 50 bux
>>63554892
Why do I feel like lol i trol u turned off her trip to troll herself?
>>63555177
making the nets bigger won't fix any of that besides the fact that more fluke shots will go in
>>63555193
>cantpucks could have had schneider
>they pay ryan miller 6 million (oy vey) instead
>>63555223
>anyone who has an issue with scoring in the NHL is a muh nets fag
>>63555042
>Cantpucks cant respond to this post
LMFAO
>>63555255
that's the only reason we're talking about any of this, if you have a legitimate suggestion offer it up then
>>63555287
>>63555310
there is literally nothing wrong with 1 goal games
POLL:
Taking consideration of current roster but also prospects , and management teams,
would you rather be a Cantpucks or Leafs fan?
(If you answer neither the sex fairy will not visit you for a year)
>>63555352
this
Scandyman making it happen
>>63555363
>(If you answer neither the sex fairy will not visit you for a year)
That's a rude thing to call your mom
>>63555363
Laffs
I missed the Winnipeg/Nashville game, does anyone have some webms? It seems it was a wild ride.
Maybe teams just commit less penalties now?
>>63555480
no, goalie padding is out of control
>>63555480
They're certainly better at making the subtle but watch how many moving picks teams set.
>>63555363
Laffs ez
>>63555480
I hope you're memeing
>http://adland.tv/commercials/espn-sportscenter-national-anthem-20150-30-usa
I know its >espn, but bretty gud nonetheless
>>63555505
I do want the smaller pads to become a thing though.
Just so we can rag on lundpads even more.
meanwhile in Pittsburgh
https://twitter.com/JoshYohe_PGH/status/665730880917389312
>I asked Malkin what is wrong with the Penguins. He said: "Everything. We don't play right. We don't play hard. We're mad at each other."
>>63555310
No, that's all the mainstream media is talking about. The problem exists beyond the crease. The league needs to kill the overpowered defensive systems that coaches have implemented in areas of the ice. The best way to do this is 4x4.
>>63555513
This. Teams are being coached to interfere like crazy in ways that aren't necessarily considered penalties.
>skate in front of player skating towards puck
>turn on the breaks
>player can't catch up to the puck now
>oh whoops guess i got in your way sry bruh
I think we all know the answer
MULTI PUCK
MULTI PUCK
MULTI PUCK
say it loud and proud
MULTI PUCK
>>63555571
Kessel is cancer.
>>63555577
I'd ban shotblocking first
>>63555444
Full house in the box and it was 7-0 for predators.
Rinne was a beast senpai
>low scoring games
>check score
>7-0 preds
pads too small ey? maybe teams should stop picking up 6'8 goons and get some people with silky hands?
>>63555571
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
SID CONFIRMED LOCKER ROOM CANCER
TRADE WHEN?
>>63555214
I wish I had
But never underestimate the power of laffer retardation
>>63555131
EVERY year is the Nucks' year
Haven't you seen the pic?
>>63554892
>still getting c
>>63555577
>International ice is too big it detracts from the physical game
>lets get rid of players to make more open ice.
>>63555644
>14 goals in 2 games for the preds
just everyone fall their lead
>>63555577
>its 4v4 guy again
lmao just fuck off already, change the pads if its such a problem
>>63555691
>get 6 first pairing (second pairing at worst) defensemen that can carry the puck and score
>???
>goals
Are the Stars a meme team or are they for real?
>>63555731
>2 Finnish tendies
Confirmed mega memay
>>63555731
meme team for sure
>>63555731
definitely a meme
why not do the bernie sanders approach to raising scoring in the league?
cap goalie pay at $600k a year. all the skilled goalies will leave to the KHL for more money and the NHL will have a bunch of gutter trash college goalies that let in 9 goals a game :^)
>Avs rape Habs
>Nobody talking about them still
>>63555630
Too gimmicky. How would you define it? Any hockey fan should know that relying on the refs to call things correctly is a fool's errand.
>>63555679
The problem with international ice is that it doesn't change the size of the parts of the ice that actually matter. Sure, bad teams like Edmonton or Toronto will chase players to the boards but good teams will stay in position and block the low quality shots from the outside.
>>63555814
Shhhhhh.....we don't need a riot.
>>63555814
who?
>>63555571
Man thank fuck Kessel is their problem now. Although we still need them to make the playoffs to get their pick.
>>63555814
who?
>>63555821
>too gimmicky
>lets make the whole game a breakaway track meet instead
lol
>>63555962
>confusing 4x4 with 3x3
>>63555821
ban thick shinpads and skate protectors, players would learn pretty quickly to get out of the way
>>63556037
Yeah, that will help the league's problems with player safety.
>>63555571
http://blogs.denverpost.com/avs/2013/04/08/jean-sebastien-giguere-colorado-avalanche-tirade-against-teammates-practice/12915/
reminds me of giguere ripping the avs for focusing on the post season team vegas trip instead of playing out the season
think they started playing well after that... compared to the rest of the season at least
>>63555821
Why not create a key like in apehoop, mostly in front of the net, where it's okay to interfere with shot blocking players while your team has possession?
>>63556031
>b-but 4x4 wont result in 10-11 meme games every fucking time
Stop, Gord. Just stop.
>>63555924
>>63555623
Why are you so quick to blame this on Kessel? The Penguins are a team with a lot of big egos and personalities, it could just as likely be Crosby, Malkin, Letang, or Kunitz.
I'd be a lot quicker to blame Crosby, you can see the frustration on his face every game.
what are you goons butthurt about? low scoring games? yeah its the game not your teams lack of offense, lets just change the rules
>>63556117
It's easier to blame the new guy in town senpai
Updated OFFICIAL Canadian team rankings
1. Habs
2. Leafs
3. Snes
4. C ucks
5. Flams
6. Jest
7. Oilels
Discuss
>>63556081
>they went on to finish last in the division
lmao shut up giggy
>>63556117
Kessel has carried it everywhere he's went, though. There were enough problems in Boston that Chara had to step in multiple times to get him to stop being a cunt. In Toronto most people believe he is the one who orchestrated Salute Gate.
And now this in Pittsburgh. Clear pattern m8.
>>63556182
Pens were shit like this last season too
Bill dindu nuffin
Devils fan here.
I can't even lie the Devils are wayyyy overperforming this season AND I FUCKING LOVE IT! I did not see them doing this well. We might even make the playoffs at this rate.
>>63556094
>where it's okay to interfere with shot blocking players while your team has possession?
So what, if a defensive player is in this key the offense can trip/slash/crosscheck them to their heart's content? Defining possession in hockey is a lot more difficult than in basketball and it can switch multiple times extremely quickly too. Plus knocking guys down while shots are coming through is a recipe for more players getting pucks to the face.
>>63556173
>Laffs
>not last
yeah nah shit list
>>63556239
Such a weird year, all the teams everyone thought would be shit are doing decent
Min Dal in OT, meme time
>>63556126
http://www.hockey-reference.com/leagues/stats.html
The only modern seasons that are lower scoring are the ones that earned the name "Dead puck era" and necessitated a large batch of rule changes in 2005-06
>>63556276
Calling it a ZUCKER GOAL!
>>63556271
>the Leafs are doing decent
"no"
>>63556173
habs
jest
snes
cantpucks
flams
oilels
laffs
>>63556271
Except the >oilels and >laffs
>>63556239
it's better to just be shit though, meming into a first round sweep doesn't help anyone
>>63556251
>trip/slash/crosscheck
Crosschecks only
> Plus knocking guys down while shots are coming through is a recipe for more players getting pucks to the face.
Force everyone to wear a full cage.
>>63556300
To be fair, i thought the leafs would start strong and then collapse. you know, like they usually do.
>>63556368
dont be a steryotypical silly Canadian m8
BEST TEAM IN HOCKEY
>that second Kongs goal
The Oilers are awful, laughable "defense"
>>63556173
1. Habs
2. Nucks
3. Snes
4. Jest
5. Oilels
6. Flems
OFFICIAL Indian team rankings:
67. laffs
>>63556239
Just give us the cup already.
>>63556296
booo :( oh well, got a point
>yfw the Stars Win the Stan Lee Cup
Hi Mild
Is Gallagher elite?
>>63556485
>mfw
>>63556364
>Forcing everyone to wear a full cage in a sport where keeping track of sliding puck with your peripheral vision is necessary to prevent major injury
no
>>63556454
>implying the oilels have a defense
BEST
TEAM
IN
HOCKEEY
>>63556536
you know what they say: the best defense is several underachievers on offense
>>63556520
>women can play hockey with full cage
>men can't
Found the retard
fuck.
>>63556594
do you want to outlaw hitting too because that's the only reason it works in women's hockey senpai
>>63556594
Women aren't allowed to hit. There isn't a single respectable men's league that requires cages for players 16 or older
>>63556480
the cup?
i wouldn't even give that egg head a dicking
>>63556594
>women can play hockey
>>63556724
he means actual women, not the Sedins
>>63556239
Schneider is a top 5 goalie in the league right now. Even if you want to be an asshole and underate him he's at least top 10. I know the Canucks wish that trade never happened. Fuck the Devils, seriously. Out of jealousy. You go from Brodeur, a top 3 of all time goalie, to Schneider. You're some lucky fuckers when it comes to goalies.
>>63556628
what? got a point, wasn't a bad night anon. cant win em all
>>63556635
>>63556636
Then why not widen the ice so there's less hitting?
If you lengthen the ice as well to make the NZ a little bit bigger, you won't have to make the OZ smaller thereby allowing PPs to still be fun to watch/involve cycling.
>>63556512
>mfw Gally is elite and there's nothing anyone can do about it
>Not even the Jest when they BTFO'd him
>>63556582
They were mediocre to begin with and now are missing their top 2 centres no shit they are gonna get BTFO
>American hockey knowledge
>>63556737
FUCKING
REKT
HOLY KEK
nice ameribro
>>63556775
>amerisofts
Go suck some european cock
>>63556512
>>63556752
Yeah that's what some people said about Florida too.
>draft Markstrom
>can't stop a puck in pros
>gets ship off to Vancouver
>is now a backup
>>63556737
jej
not bad
>>63556775
Yuropoor detected
>>63556823
>>63556823
that's the funniest thing i've seen in a while holy shit I literally lol'd like 3 times what a fucking spazz
Who can stop us?
Question: Why doesn't the NHL implement taller panes of glass that are angled inwards so that the puck stays in play more often? The sport would immediately have less stoppages and play would be even faster/more thrilling.
You could even add glass to the benches so that they act as long penalty boxes, just add more opening doors for changes.
>>63557026
finnish goaltending
>LITERALLY A LAFF
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>>63557046
>wanting less souvenirs for the fans
get out, and im keeping the pic with all those qts as punishment
>>63557067
>pacifishit division
>cantpucks
>"t-this is our year!"
>>63557046
I like the idea of the longer glass and having it curved a lot but I like the way the benches are. I love these hits.
>>63557046
>Question: Why doesn't the NHL implement taller panes of glass that are angled inwards so that the puck stays in play more often? The sport would immediately have less stoppages and play would be even faster/more thrilling.
I'm in favor of the glass being the same height all around the rink. Going too high might make them too fragile. Angling them inwards seems like it would confuse players with less than obvious bounces.
>You could even add glass to the benches so that they act as long penalty boxes, just add more opening doors for changes.
That would make line changes such a clusterfuck
>>63557046
>You could even add glass to the benches so that they act as long penalty boxes, just add more opening doors for changes.
lol, that's not fucking happening.
>>63557046
>You could even add glass to the benches so that they act as long penalty boxes, just add more opening doors for changes.
you were on to something until you said this
>20 points in 18 games
>3 points (GWG and 2A) tonight
literally better than karlsson
>>63557151
you probably like this too asshole
>cantpucks
>>63557046
>Not just putting the entire rink in a dome
The Pacific and Metropolitan divisions (other than the >rags) are complete shitshows this season
![main-qimg-6bfa499edbd8f28bac6125ecbc55721d[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Dz10ALq.jpg "main-qimg-6bfa499edbd8f28bac6125ecbc55721d[1].jpg")
>>63557288
>>63557273
That's Big Benny you fucking idiot
>>63557288
What if the ice was shaped like a circle?
>>63557289
The Metro is objectively better than the Atlantic.
>>63557067
>67
You guys just can't win!
>>63557352
What if it was played in space and the rink spun so the players could skate on the inside of the sphere?
>>63557380
I don't understand this, but I'm interested. Please explain further.
>>63557352
and also given a sort of bowl shape so the puck could easily be looped around the dome
i think we're onto something here
>>63557413
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/O'Neill_cylinder
![[riots internally].png](https://i.imgur.com/iQcqYbt.png "[riots internally].png")
>laffs now a Cup-contending 26th in the league
it's all our fault bros ;_;
Solution: Make the goalies go back to these masks
>>63557257
I'd post the webm but I'm not on my laptop
>Chara getting dropped by Tommy fucking Wingels
http://video.sharks.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=649890
>>63557026
probably the preds tbqh
>>63557452
How do you lose to the laffs?
>>63557026
laffs
>>63557420
What if there was an incline in the ice from the blue lines in so that the puck is constantly sliding in towards the net on its own?
>>63557273
I fucking hate muslims so god damn much... I just can't express it here because it's not sports related. I just want them all fucking dead. Every last one of them.
Hockey is cool. Just to keep this sports related.
>>63556787
So glad he's putting up the points. Fucker is the little engine that could and if the habs could play with half that effort in the playoffs it'd work wonders
>>63557026
>>63557531
Gives new meaning to tilting the ice
>>63557489
Wiggles is tough as fucking nails m8.
Plus Chara is a punk, hes not so tough when hes not laying a cheapshot
>>63557369
>Laffs last cup
>In black in white
>Canucks last cup
>
>>63557679
#rekt
>tfw oilers are going to ruin talbot like they did scrivens
seriously, it's too fucking dangerous to look great while a backup
>>63557679
>LITERALLY A LAFF
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Reminder that Crosby still exists and is bad now
>>63557220
He is one ugly ass mofo though
>>63557517
I don't know bro
Something is clearly terribly wrong with the Glorious Ones right now
>losing a hockey game
>to the laffs
>>63557679
>79
>67
Still!
>laffs
>>63557811
too many concussions
>>63557729
Condon's looking pretty solid. Habs should trade him for Yakubust.
>fucking Abraham Lincoln quotes on NHLN
2deep4me
Go away frog that lives in murica. Condon is shit
>habs
>losing to avalanche
ayyy
>>63558045
>If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
>>63558023
I'd like that. Yakubust can play on Bustchenyuk's wing.
>in response to the rekt delivered to paris le land of strict gun control all nhl teams have frenchy flag
>all USA stadiums have officially switched back to calling them french fries instead of freedom fries
did they win, senpai?
>>63558099
Your autism must have me confused with someone else that triggers your butthurt
>Flyers record with him in the lineup: 0-6-1
>Flyers record without him in the lineup: 6-2-2
JUST
>>63558375
wew lad
>>63558244
I fucking hate Muslims. They're scum. They're locusts, We need a new genocide.
Habs are going to the cup finals.
>>63554657
>the city of Mike Johnston's tactics with the Penguins
loving every laugh
Make me a contract offer, /hoc/
>>63558375
Kek your GM should do what Lamoriello did with Robidas for the Leafs... he was with them all camp til he got "injured" with something no one was able to report on and still on LTIR with no updates
>>63558566
3 years for 3.5 million a year.
One way contract.
>>63558566
6 years
6 million
>>63558566
6 million over 12 years
>>63558566
$88 million/14 years, 6 million in the first year
>>63558375
>he will never mutually agree to terminate contract
>he will never choose to retire early
>he will never score another goal
Kill me
>>63557273
Did Brown make that?
>>63558566
6 gorillion
>>63558708
Why should he ? Nigga needs to get paid.
>yfw stars win cup
>not having at least 3 players in the top 5 for scoring
>>63556480
wait new jersey has a team?
>>63555008
Feels fucking good man.
>>63558708
>he will never die
>>63559744
>American laffs fan
Kill yourself my man
FLYERS ARE FUCKING ELITE *
*disclaimer:Without Lecavlier
>>63558708
He has no reason to play well. He doesn't want to be there and the coach treats him like shit
>>63557046
I feel like there would be glare problems from the lights reflecting off of the glass from above
>>63559964
>false flagging again
Lel, no one is this retarded
>>63560186
>not believing the flyers are ELITE
>>63557973
>LITERALLY A LAFF
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>kongs needing massive refpuck to be the oilers when they are missing their two top centers
pacific division is shit and the only playoff series they win this year will be the 2-3 match up
>Beating the coilers by only one
>KONGS
Stars fan here. I just started watching hockey 2 months ago. Can someone please explain to me why Leafs fans are such annoying faggots?
>>63560287
not nearly as elite as your mom's pooper after i've disrespected it with my forearm
>>63560443
sorry pedro, no hablo espanol
>coilers
Man, how can one teams fans be so salty?
>>63559947
Ready for round two?
>>63560379
>massive
>all goals scored even strength
>PIMs 8-6
lmao u mad
>>63560678
Simple minded spic, ignored calls can influence a game just as much as the ones they actually make. Subtly is how the NHL fixes games.
>>63560661
>that flag
>that image
Snowbird stay go
>>63560903
That was the entire point of the Panthers, to grab money off of snowbirds senpai
![camtalbotrangers[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7nfYBkT.jpg "camtalbotrangers[1].jpg")
le stand on the goal line and give up the entire net man
>he unironically believed the Jest were elite
Enjoy another 5 year playoff drought lads ;^)
>>63561449
Did anyone actually believe they weren't meme as fuck?
>>63560883
>COILERS
>9 YEAR PLAYOFF DROUGHT
>>63561582
Dude, Canautists believed they were the best chance for Canada to win the cup this year. They seriously believed Pavelec and Hutchinson could win them a cup.
>Canadian hockey "knowledge"
Debbies are elite. Seriously, what's it gonna take for you to realize it?
>>63562095
I never realized that one of his front pockets shows the number of cups they have and the other pocket shows the number of fans they have
fuck the canucks and all but Ryan Miller is based
>>63562163
100 lels
>>63562163
Stay mad.
>coilers
>>63562287
>Using exploits to win
Git Gud
>>63562499
>that feelerino
>>63562287
why would I be mad? the red wings have more cups and fans.
>>63562561
>mfw keklers have the biggest cap hit RIGHT NOW
>>63562575
>m-muh O6
Sure thing, bud. Hey, enjoy the past. Try not to kill yourself when your playoff streak ends. I know, it hurts, but DO NOT hit the malt liquor.
They're playing great right now. Cory's a top 5 goalie and the d is a seriously underrated group. If they keep this up they'll def be in the mix come playoffs
>>63562921
>devils talking shit about the past to dead things fans
Really? 4 > 3, especially when one of them is a salary cap cup
>>63554864
>thumbnail
>>63557257
Didn't Quebec try to get him arrested on accounts of assault or something? And they still don't know why everyone makes fun of french canadians
>>63562163
top kek
>tfw the refs conspired to put the Oilers in last so they could ruin Austin Mathews
Is this The Final Solutions sister?
>>63564589
Not aryan enough
>>63564581
>tfw start ruining americans and bettman gets the refs to help the oilers finally
Literal c
>mfw blowouts today transcended all sports
>Hongcouver
>BTFO by the >laffs
top lel
>>63562921
>>63562575
both ur fanbases are garbage and should kill themselves t
made $500 senpai
>>63564861
>lakers will never beat the supersonics
WHY LIVE
>>63564589
There's a picture of his family with him at the draft but I don't remember what they looked like
