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Nucks (7-5-5)

Leafs (4-8-4)

Nucks, current holder of the NHL Crap Mantle, looking to offload it tonight. Leafs have 5 points in their last 6 games, Nucks losing road games like madmen

GET IN HERE
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>moment of silence over

Well, until the 2nd period and the ACC gets all quiet again

>laffs
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Miller is <.900 sv% in his last 11 games.

I think Shinkark has like 9 goals in his last 12 games or something but he's not playing tonight.
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>>63550713

We Matthews now
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>>63550785
not before we give the Crap Mantle to the laffs
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>Reimer being good

NO FAIR

>>63550816

They are its rightful owners. It's only fair
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We 1st period nap or 2nd period nap?
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>laffs
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Did you see that shameful display?

Sedins always try to walk it in.
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>CBC comparing Reimer to Hasek

jesus
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How the fuck has this team even won any games? What the fuck Canucks
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OH GOD

TRADE MILLER

START MARKSTROM THEN TRADE HIM

FIRE EVERYBODY

TANK ON

>GETTING SCORED ON
>IN AN NHL HOCKEY GAME
>BY THE LAFFS
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gonna be the 12th straight game Miller gonna have a sub-.900 sv%

but it's okay

keep giving him more games

he's on pace for 72 games this season
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>Miller
Sent down when?
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leksa is so fun to watch
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Dank_Swag_Meme_Cat.gif

sorry i'm at work and can't upload the real thing
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>All the Canucks posters are tripfags
Why am I stuck supporting such an AIDS team fuck my life
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>>63551177
I dunno mate, the team has gotten so shit there are times where I'd rather watch the tripfags post than watch a Nucks PP.
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>>63551094
we really do need an insane amount of luck to win this game
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>nothing else is Swiss

o-ok then, sorry
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>>63550832
>>63550816

> Canucks win: lol >laffs
> Leafs win: lol draft

I wish you'd both die irl
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>>63551247
>laffs
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>>63551293

srsly drink a bottle of needles
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>>63551229
SWITZERLAND BTFO BY MEME RESTAURANT
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>>63551293
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>>63551220
i mean if you'd patch up the holes in the cheese before you ship it out maybe people would take you more seriously
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>>63551302

Why not take your own advice, friend? Then you would have to be a fan of the >laffs

>inb4 muh O6 cups
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>>63551334

lel
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>>63551337
I thought that Laffs fans were at least supposed to have hope until mid-December or so. Why is it tumbling down already for them?
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>>63551337

> muh literally nothing

how is that any better?
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>>63551229
RARE
A
R
E
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>>63551324
CHEEKY
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>>63551422
newfag

Switzerland is not rare
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>>63551392
>being worse than literally nothing
>laffs

>>63551390
>Why is it tumbling down already for them?

Cold hard reality

>k-kessel was the problem!
>babc
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>>63551500

Vancouver fans have literally nothing to be proud of regardless of how far you go back so your smugness falls flat
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That Canada Post actress brehs
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>>63551500
>>63551532

WAIT WAIT I HAVE A MUCH BETTER ONE
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AW YISS!

FINALLY TIME FOR THE OFFICIAL BATSHIT INSANE UNCLE OF EVERY CANADIAN TO DO A CANUCKS GAME!
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>>63551558
>tumblr tier gifs

kyftbhfam
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>>63551579
>implying the laffs have earned webm

Jesus Christ, you're lucky they're in color!

>laffs
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I wonder if they'll still let Cherry do the show once he's a full on demented nutcase

as in, even more than now
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>>63551613
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I love how Don said nothing about any of the Cantpucks players except to make fun of what a pussy Yannick Weber is.

LMFAOOOOoo so awesome :-)
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>>63551671
ahahahahah (: (: (:
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>>63551665
>laffs
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>>63551613
>canada
>spelling it 'color'
Just
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>>63551729
Fuck off Ivory Coast
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>>63551729
>implying Webster wasn't right

Stuffing silent vowels in words is for Frenchies

They could explain why they do it, but they're too busy getting shot by terrorists
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>those empty laffs seats

kek
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>>63551884

Most loyal fanbase in the league

>laffs
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>Leafs roster literally built to tank hard
>still better than Cantpucks

LMFAO
M
F
A
O
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>>63552039
>18.3k

lel

those inflated figures
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>Hansen falls down just from running into Kadri

What a pussy fucking team.
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>>63552063
Honestly it looks like the Laffs are actually trying to win the game, while the Nucks just don't give a shit. It's pretty hard for me to watch.
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>Kimmy you do know there are only four seasons, right?
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>McCann looks incredibly mortified to be drafted by the Cantpucks

>He's happy to be a Canuck! says Healy.
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>>63552111
MISSUS WOODS
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Jesus, Nucks on the PK again? I mean it's not like the Nucks will score on a PP, but at least let them have a chance to get an even-handed goal.
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lel
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>refs

Man, they ARE desperate to get ACC attendance up

>that phan00f flop
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>Parenteau

Third time's a charm!
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>Cantkeks

My sidular glands
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defender who had it should have cleared that
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welp
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>Miller comes 10 metres out from the net

lol
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>>63552246
>Edler lets that through the 5-hole

Worst goalie on the team tbá Žh
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>>63552264

You forgot Miller
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>Cantpucks have actually good goalies
>get rid of them all and end up with Ryan "Silver Medal" Miller

what a shit organization ;-)
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>>63552264
>>63552246
keep those tears flowing, they're delicious
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>>63552264
guy needs to work with Rollie Melanson more and work on his gap

>>63552273
Miller is a goalie? what was he doing all the way out to the hashes?
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>western teams in charge of not getting keked by the laffs
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>>63552291
Strong, independent goalie who don't need to stay in the paint
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>rubbed off the puck by Jake Gardiner

This Cantpucks team is the softest shit I have seen.
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>>63552290
>tears
>4-0 PPs halfway through the 2nd
>laffs
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>>63552312
lol

all 10 of the Canucks losses have been in 1-goal games

can't wait until we score to make the board 2-1 with 56 seconds left in the 3rd
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>>63552351

That's an issue with Canucks not the Leafs. Maybe the Canucks should stop taking penalties.
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>>63552390
>do jack shit all game
>last 30 seconds be on the PP
>score that garbage-time goal

"I thought we put in a good effort tonight, really played hard and kept it close. A few unfortunate bounces, but we looked pretty good on the power play and I think we can work from this."
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fucking checked

literally every single game

"I didn't think our PP was real good, we got some real good looks and chances will come out way. I'm not worried about the PK at all. They were lucky bounces and our goalies had no chances on them." - Willie Desjardins on the Canucks special teams both being 30th in the league
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>>63552401
>Maybe the Canucks should stop taking penalties.

Just trying to give the laffs a fighting chance faá Žm
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>>63552401
It's like your aren't even watching the game. lmao
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>>63552542

ye the Leafs should prevent the Canucks from taking penalties
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>>63552503
>real good

This is like Coachese's equivalent of those words in languages that can mean anything depending on context

>Nucks PP
>penalty shot called in neutral ice
>not even across the red line

LOL REFS
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>Miller killed
>no penalty

toppus kekkus
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>>63552574
>no penalty for running a goalie
>penalty shot from a trip in neutral ice

oh lawd it's been a while since we've had one of these games
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HONEY BADGER BEING THE ONLY CANUCK STILL TRYING

WE BACK WITHIN ONE POINT NOW

WE CAN LOSE IN PEACE NOW
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HANDSOME HANSEN

THE HONEY BADGER STRIKES AGAIN

>mfw the laffs get 6 more PPs and still lose in regulation

>LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS
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LAFFS MELTDOWN IN PROGRESS
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based Hansen with the Sedins

that's it, Canucks fans!

go home! that's all the goals we'll score tonight!

>>63552627
>>63552628
>duplicate files

you guuuuuuuuuuuuys!
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>>63552643

sorry bro

>laffs
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Btw Nylander's leading the AHL in scoring now ;-)
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS MILLER DOING

HE WAS STANDING ALL THE WAY UP AND JUST WATCHING THE PUCK GO IN

WHAT THE FUCK CANUCKS WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>63552684
Oh okay I'm retarded nevermind.
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>>63552679
>AHL talent

He'll be right at home on the laffs then!

>laffs
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>>63552717
That's a real Swedish man unlike the Sedin Sisters ;-)
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>>63552684
>>63552708

It's ok bro

>laffs
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>>63552749
>yfw he makes the team and Kadri makes him his personal c
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>>63552770
Hey how did those Laffs fans get my Seattle Mariners hat
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>>63552679
>>63552749
>Drafting a Swede in the first round

It's like you want to be disappointed.
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>>63552796
>Seattle Mariners
>the Glorious Nucks of baseball
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>>63552797
y'all got stuck with the bitches of Swedish hockey, there have been plenty of based Swedish players
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>>63552938
>y'all got stuck with the bitches of Swedish hockey
>is hype for Phil "Oh God please don't hurt me" Nylander
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>French getting btfo

Hope that won't happen here.

I wonder how the new refugees will like Surrey?
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>>63552974
Curry vs Mudslime gang war when?
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>>63553004
>Muslims/Indians hate the shit outta each other
>gonna drop 800 Muslims right in the smack dab centre of Surrey

can't wait
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>>63552963
>Dave fucking Bolland insulted the masculinity of his team's best players

;-)
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>>63553004
>mfw when the designated shitting streets get bombed
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>>63553033
Henrik dubs confirm. Newton ground zero of the Surrey race war.
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>>63553046
>Dave fucking Bolland just shakes his head and smiles sadly when asked about his team's best players
>laffs
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>>63553148
>said team is still beating his team right now
>said team is built to tank the fuck out

kekkest of keks
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OH GOD THERE IS A SLIGHT RISK OF LOSING A HOCKEY GAME TO THE LAFFS

WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN GOING ON
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heh
>>
m a t t h i a s
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G-Good goal, Matty. W-Well played, heh heh...
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L A F F S
A
F
F
S
>Hongcouver in charge of knowing how to play
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>>63553271

> American Canucks fan

what the kek
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>>63553254
nothing personnelle
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>>63553251
>losing to a bunch of tankers

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOLY FUCK THE CANTPUCKS ARE FUCKING BITCHES
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>>63553290
I'm from Seattle, so the constant failure, playoffs choking, depression, and 0 championships makes me feel at home.
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>>63553314

fair enough lel

I'm a Leafs fan so I don't have much room to talk
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>>63553314
>>
>>63553314
>American cantpucks fan
>actually acknowledges how dire the franchise is

good on you bro your canadian counterparts are delusional af
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inb4 kick in
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>the shitty of chingchongcouver
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>>63553409
clearly a distinct kicking motion. Clearly.
>>
LEL

>LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS

LEAGUE DESPERATE TO FIND A WAY TO WAVE IT OFF

5 LAFF PPS INCOMING

IT

STILL

WON'T

WORK
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>>63553429

uh...mate...
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>playing against Toronto
>War Room is in Toronto

lmao

no goal
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>chongs resorting to cheating to beat the laffs
>still lose
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>>63553448
>not watching the replays
it's quite obvious he's doing his best imitation of a divegrass player.
>>
That hongcouver desperation
>>
Is that Fresh Prince of Bel Air?

>Toronto
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>>63553506

even as a Leafs fan I'm confused
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>>63553448
Your team has the identity of a divegrass team, maybe let them know that shit isn't allowed.
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>>63553409
>>63553427
Welp
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>>63553441
>41
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>>63553540

yeah but what does that have to do with Hansen's disallowed goal?
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>there seems to be a sense of urgency on the Vancouver side now
>7 minutes into the 3rd fucking period

Maybe Willie Desjardins should stop giving the team Ambien before games.
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>putting a foot down and angling it towards the net for a deflection goal is a "kicking motion"
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Unironically losing. To the Laffs.

Time for a firesale.
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>that swedish twins video
what the fuck was that, cantpucks?
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>>63553557

Nothing, just

>laffs
>tfw the Nucks might give the laffs the points to lift them out of absolute last place in the League
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>chongs think they draft well
>literally all of them are 3rd line ceiling shit stains
>cant even score on our jesus loving "goalie"
>>
>>63553661

thank you for your excellent contribution to this discussion about hockey
>>
Whatever happened to Sean, senpai? I haven't seen him in while.
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>this desperation shitposting

Where is Sean when you need quality shitposting?
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>>63553673
Who have they even drafted in the past 5 years that is good?
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>>63553723
I heard he was visiting Paris or something.
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>>63553723
Backpacking through Syria with his father
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>2 hooks on Hansen

double minor?
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>>63553749
Seguin
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>>63553723
Hiro implemented a father required policy
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>LETTING US SCORE ON A POWER PLAY

LMAO

>LAFFS

PIECE OF SHIT

SHIT
H
I
T

TEAM

LMAO!

YANNIK "NOT SHEA" WEBER
>>
>>63553679

You're welcome bro, also

WEBER GONNA WEB

LAFFS BTFO

>LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS >LAFFS
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>>63553766
>with
You mean he was looking for his dad.
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HOLY SHIT A POWER PLAY GOAL

THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE LAST 30 IRRELEVANT DOWN-BY-2-POINTS SECONDS
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>tfw nucks win 4-3
>>
SUCK IT PHANEUF!

WOO!
>>
>PHAN00F
>SEVEN MILES FROM THE PUCK
>SEVEN MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS
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>>63553794

Hes talking about the canucks u retart
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>>63553921
Phaneuf is literally Laffs: the player.
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>>63553924
Dont expect chongcouverites to understand English.
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>>63553939
>embarrassment
>was kinda good once
>vastly overpriced
>hated by "fans"
>booed regularly

By God, you're absolutely right

>laffs
>>
>>63553924
Dougie Hamilton
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>>63553939
Sedins are literally Cantpucks: the player

>Bitches
>No balls
>Should be playing divegrass instead
>Even hockey experts like Don Cherry think they suck
>>
really need a goal from Vrbata just about now...
>>
MATTHIAS PLAYING DEFENSE FOR THE CANUCKS

THANKS BUDDY
>>
Time for >us to lose by one
>>
Holy shit that Miller mad
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS


LMFAO WHAT A PATHETIC DEFENSIVE DISPLAY

LMFAO
M
F
A
O
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Well shit. Please no goal.
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>CANTPUCKS
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>>63554076
never lost by more than 1 this season

"All our games were real close. Could've gone both ways."
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LMFAO

>soggy
>wet
>irrelevant
>Hamlet

Toronto is the cultural, economic, sporting, and linguistic capitol of Canada. Lmfao Vancouver tlks about Toronto ALL the time lmao no one in Toronto thinks about vanpooper ever.
>>
Miller wasn't gonna be saving that anyway lmfao
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>inb4 league gives it to the laffs to save their cratering attendance numbers
>inb4 laffs still lose
>>
lel fucking refpuck
>>
>Weber in charge of not fucking everything up

Why is he even in the NHL
>>
>>63554124
They literally have to come here just to get decent jobs. A bunch of Hongcouver transplants at my office, they're all deranged and never get laid ;-)
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Well at least here's still time for us to score 1 goal so we only lose by 1. Like usual.
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>hongbongcougars losing to our disgusting tank lineup
>damage control shit posting
>THIS IS OUR YEAR
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vancouver game threads remind me why some people so fervently hate 4chan
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>>63554201
>implying actually losing a hockey game
>to the laffs
>the fucking laffs
>won't be the impulse that galvanizes this team to its inevitable Cup win

You can come watch us in the playoffs bro :^)
>>
>>63554224
Gore dumps and loli?
>>
The was the first time i saw that full mcdonalds coffee commercial

LOL WHITE BOY GETS KUCKED
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>>63554270
>maximum damage control
>>
>>63554291

nah those have value
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>>63554305
white "people"
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>>63554270

I hope you make the playoffs so you can lose in the 1st round again and draft another 3rd line dogshit player

>the chongs
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>>63554270

this is our year right bro!!!
>>
who /ontario/ here

turkey point reporting
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>>63554358
>>63554311
>pic related

>phan00f rekt
>doesn't even know what hit him

lel
>>
>w-we're the best team in th-the league!
>ha-ha this is our y-year guys!
>l-l-laffs
>the g-game is rigged g-guys haha

Kippers and lol I trol u on suicide watch

>0 (Zero, Null, None) Franchise Cups in 45 (Forty Five) Years

Fucking murder yourselves you chink kuks

>cankeks
>shit team
>shit fans
>shit franchise
>>
>>63554414

> proud of playoff appearances

kill yourself
>>
>this guy is the complete package

4 points in 13 games

:|
>>
>>63554414
>hongcouver chinkkeks and the sedin sisters BTFO by a tanking team of literally whos
l-laffs
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>>63554357
>I hope you make the playoffs

We will bro, don't worry

Enjoy your brand-new 10-year rebuild

Hope it works out better than your last 10-year rebuild :^)
>>
>>63554448
Literally just got destroyed by a team that is looking for Matthews or Chychrun.

Like seriously Shanny's got portraits of both hung up in his office
>>
LE SCORE WHEN IT DOESN'T MATTER FACE

LE 2 SECONDS LEFT FACE

LE 11 GAMES LOST IN 1-GOAL GAMES FACE
>>
THERES YOUR CONSOLATION GOAL VANCHINKS
>>
>phaneuf gets BTFO
>lol i trol u gets BTFO

satisfactory
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>>63554430
>0 (Zero, Null, None) Franchise Cups in 47 (Forty Seven) Years

>

LOL

ANOTHER GARBAGE TIME GOAL

NUCKS LOSE BY 1 AGAIN

GG laffers
>>
>losing by one goal
I-it could have g-gone either w-way, g-guise! r-really!
>>
>LAFFS ON A 3-WIN STREAK
>ALL AGAINST WESTERN TEAMS
WESTERN TEAMS IN CHARGE OF NOT GETTING KEKED BY TORONTO
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>>63554493

Team looked REAL GOOD

>league trying to boost the laffs one last time

oh god lel
>>
>losing to the laffs

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HOW

CAN

ONE

TEAM

SUCK

SO

MUCH

PENIS

DICK???


NO
CUPS EVER
>CANTPUCKS


AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
are they really reviewing this? what a waste of time, the game is over anyways
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>look at all our great young players!
>all of them no skill bottom 6 shit stains
>b-but he hits things!
>probably suspended

you guys have like 3-4 david clarksons kek
>>
LEL
GET
FUCKING
KUCKED
AGAIN
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

KEKED

CAN'T EVEN GET A GARBAGE GOAL FOR RESPECT

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LM
F
A

OOOOOOOOOOOO

KIPSHIT ON HARI-KARI WATCH

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELMAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

THANK YOU BASED TORONTO
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>>63554564
>entire team of bottom 6 shit stains
>these two points c
>>
lmao

LMAO

FUCKING REFPUCKS
>>
gg all canucks fans excluding i trol u and kippers
>>
>>63554619
>chongcouver fans in charge of not being blind
>>
Shots by period by the Canucks:

1st - 6
2nd - 14
3rd - 25

How come the Canucks don't give a shit in the 1st period?

Why do they play catch-up in the 3rd?
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>actually challenging that
>its actually overturned

holy shit my sides

fuck you hongcouver
>>
POOCOUVER ON POOICIDE WATCH
>>
>>63554616

> losing to a team comprised of nothing but bottoms 6s

lel?
>>
I haven't laughed this hard since >9-1.
Willie should have just pulled his team off the ice after they counted the 4-2 goal.
>>
12th straight game by Miller that's not >.900 sv %
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>>63554616

difference is we put out a shit lineup on purpose. You guys are actually trying and fucking lost to it
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>you will never be a laffs fan

feels good, man
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>Laffs get the win thanks to the NHL

Literally a kek franchise that only exists so the league can gain more BettmanBux from their jersey tossing fans desu
>>
>>63554762
>4-2
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>>63554757
>WE'RE BAD ON PURPOSE

THIS IS WHAT THE LAFFS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

THEY THINK THEY'VE BEEN "REBUILDING" FOR THE PAST 11 YEARS TO TRY AND MAKE THE PLAYOFFS

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
>>
>All this buttmad over the leafs winning

Holy shit it's beautiful
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>you will never live in hongcouver

feels fucking good man
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>>63554809

Chinkcouver damage control at it's absolute max
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>>63554762
>you will never see the cantpucks win a cup

feels better, man
>>
>>63554809
>This is what Cantpucks fans think Leafs fans believe.
>lolitrollu.jpg
>>
>>63554900
>"You will never see the cantpucks win a cup
You must be a really old motherfucker if you saw the laffs win the cup.
>>
>>63554900

literally anyone that has ever or will ever live could say the same thing
>>
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>>63554809

You guys are rebuilding by drafting bottom 6 grinders and your shit GM just said the Sedins wont ever be traded and will retire in Hongcouver

Enjoy your 30 year rebuild Linden sure looks like he knows what hes doing
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>Cantpucks will never EVER win a stanley cup
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>>63554972
>mfw
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>>63555040
>never EVER
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>>63555052
>EVER EVER EVER
>>
>>63554954
>Y-YOU'LL REBUILD FOR 30 YEARS
>EVEN THOUGH WE'VE BEEN REBUILDING FOR 11

;____;

LEL KEKKO
>>
>>63555097
Ask literally any other fanbase if they'd rather be a Leafs or Cantpucks fan right now the answer would be Leafs you dumb fucking chink.
>>
>>63555140
LEL

LEL

LEL

>THIS IS WHAT LAFFS "FANS" BELIEVE

LOL
>>
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>>63555097
>>63554809
>>63554782
>>63554655
>>63554619
>>63554616

>all this cantpuck butthurt
oh it's great
>>
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>>63555178
>this delirious butthurt
>>
>>63555178
LEL

THIS IS WHAT A CHINKUKS FAN BELIEVES

>CANKUCKS
>LE MAYMAY CHINGCHONG RIOT TEAM
>THEY HAVE NEVER WON A STANLEY CUP AND NEVER WILL

>KIPSHIT AND LOL I TROL U ON SUICIDE WATCH EST. 2011
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>>63555254
The Vancouver Canucks have won a league championship more recently than the Leafs.
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>vaughancouver doesn't know the difference between rebuilding and retooling
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