I am 6'4, 210. She is 5'6 135. I've never been a trained fighter, but sheer size and strength alone I feel I would dominate her. If I got her on the ground it would definitely be over for her. What about you?
Is this what lanklets think about all day? Beating up little girls? Sad tbhfam.
Why must we resort to violence, I want to caress her ass, not kick it.
>>63544521
are u a grill
Yes, you likely have the same body mechanics and movement as someone training professionally at a global level.
Your awkward moving ass would get fucking stomped by her dude
>>63544453
I want Ronda Rousey to kick my door and just BEAT me, cover my scrawny Gollum-esque body with bruises. Then the fucking ensues, hard rough fucming, her steel-hard thighs slamming up and down on, almost breaking my bony hips. I don't deserve to cum in a strong woman like her, only porky sweater-clad nerdy chicks, so as out mutual orgasms come fast and strong she knocks me out with a brutal blow to the head.
I wake up naked and huddled in the corner of her basement, she sneers she's decided to keep me as her personal punch-bag and fuckboy. I'm cold, frightened and in a lot of pain, and yet...my dick is hard.
>>63544453
6ft 210 reporting in. She might take me, but I think i'd get her. i can toss around 135 pretty easy imo senpai
I would let her dominate me.
>if she'd have me
*close fist, open foot stance*
Hey bitch.
*slowly withdraw my katana*
You've made your last mistake.
*Slowly move to my right, keeping my eyes trained on my target, like my sensai taught me*
*Block her high kick with my forearm*
*Spring back*
Now you die.
*Teleport behind her*
*Slice her in half with my thousand year old Japanese steel*
*She falls dead*
Heh, nothing personnel kid.
>>63544782
lol
she weights 150 on a normal day. just sayin
I want her to ride my faec until she cums desu
>>63544906
*it was a hologram*
I'd gladly take a ass whoppin from Rousey so i can press charges and get paid
It's not fair. Ronda can beat me up just like she beat up her ex boyfriend but nobody will make a big deal about it. Domestic violence doesn't matter when woman are the offenders.
>>63544453
I'd probably take her out for lunch and then smoke some pot and play pokemon with her.
>>63544906
what if she teloports behind you while you teleport behind her
>>63544782
>and yet...my dick is hard.
mine too, senpai. mine too.
>>63544971
>mfw
>>63544453
Boxing I could take her. As soon as kicks/grappling/submissions come into effect I'm done, and quick.
>>63545103
kicks and grapples are only effective in competitions with set rules like mma. they are useless in a real fight.
>>63544453
In school I took a Judo class with a former Olympian (she lost first round) and she used to beat the shit out of me with minimal effort. She was smaller than Rousey too.
>>63544789
>>63544453
she'd beat the fuck out of you
It would be a big fight
>>63544564
How keked are you?
>>63545162
She certainly would not
191 cm 100 kg
Never been in a fight in my entire life so she'd probably wreck my shit
>>63544453
I never got why people like you didn't just challenge some local female martial art champion to a fight for money. I'm sure one would gladly kick the shit out of you and make money doing it. And hey, if you're right like you think you are, you'd make money beating the shit out of a girl. You could even upload it to youtube and get tons of hits for more money.
But why don't you? Because deep down you know you'd get the shit kicked out of you by anyone with a modicum of skill or training. Much less an actual competitor in a real martial art, of any gender.
>>63545162
unlikley
>>63545188
How wow-I'm-horrible-at-moving-my-own-body are you?
>>63544453
i could lick her
>>63544453
Last time i looked i had a penis.
So yeah, no problem.
>>63545398
Yeah but we have Germany's balls. Back2Back champs bois
My plan is to trip her and suck her toes until she taps out
>>63544453
You do know what Judo is all about OP? She'd just flip your ass onto the ground and then start slapping your head.
>>63545513
What if she tried to make you orgasm 4 times in an hour, could you survive?
>>63545917
She can't beat the cock, nobody beats the cock.
>>63544453
I want to be Ronda's little baby tampon boy. I want to turn into a little crying baby and suck on her breasts her magic breast milk will turn me into a little baby tampon boy she would stick me in her hoo hoo and I would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo goo ga gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. I want to feel her blood in my little goo goo gaa gaa baby tampon body. I want to absorb her hoo hoo juices inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo goo ga ga like a little rolly poly baby boy. It is orgasmic to know I am one with her goo goo Ronda blood I would giggle and goo goo ga ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as I roll around in her hoo hoo and revel in her red pussy juices slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy body . I want her Ronda hoo hoo blood and juices on my face. It will hurt and I would scream in pained goo goo ga ga little baby tampon boy.
She'll rip your arm off
I would just clothesline her then put her in the walls of jerhico I am 6'2 190 so it would be ez
it's unfair to have to fight with a raging hard-on senpaitachi
I'm 6'3, 212 lbs., athletic, bench 380 lbs.
I've had a longstanding argument with my friends as to whether I could beat her in a match given 1 year of concentrated training with a professional coach
I think it would be fairly easy, isn't it fair to say that I could be coached to take advantage of my sheer size/strength advantage in terms of strategy? I wouldn't be bound by the constraints of her weight class
I don't think people realize, physically speaking, how disadvantaged women are, even compared to men of similar weight
There's a reason weight classes exist people.
>>63547142
You're in a class by yourself, fatty
>>63544564
>expecting logical sense
>you will never get rode hard by Ronda Rousey and put away bruised and wet
>>63545234
Andy Kaufmann did it
>>63547142
Yeah Akebono would rek Royce Gracie
Oh wait
Fucking dumbshit
>5'8'', 130 pounds
I'd get btfo
maybe after she'd put a skirt on me and sit on my face
>>63547091
I don't see how that can even be up for debate, it would be an easy win for you.
>ywn do submission sex with Ronda
>she will never shove her feet in your face while fucking you in the ass with a dragon dildo
Why live brahs
>>63547091
>given 1 year of concentrated training with a professional coach
scrub.
>>63544504
/thread
I want Carano back 2bh
She was much much hotter
>>63547672
>dragon deeldo
>>63544453
Your best bet is to use your length to your advantage and hopefully land a knockout punch. If she gets into your body you're getting thrown, and once it's on the ground you're getting a limb broken.
>>63547091
>I don't think people realize, physically speaking, how disadvantaged women are, even compared to men of similar weight
I don't think people realize how disadvantaged an inexperienced fighter is compared to an expert in judo or jiu jitsu. Their technique would destroy an amateur. Royce Gracie wrecked much larger professional fighters because they had no clue how to defend themselves against his techniques. If you were given a year of training with someone knowledgable it might make a difference, but the guys that think they can take her with no experience are delusional.
>>63547672
> she will never shove her feet in your face
Why even bother living familia?
>>63547091
With one year of training I think someone very much bigger and stronger, and with the intention to go for the kill and not toying around would take her out , especially if striking is allowed.
>>63544453
>tfw 3 inches taller & only 20 pounds more than her
>tfw we have the same body minus the gyno
HGH when brehs?
I'd rather have her use my balls as a punching bag while she sucks me off.
>>63545047
Then I use the Kaio-Ken and unleash a Wolf Fang Fist on her.
>>63545139
You're clearly retarded and shit at fighting
my only chance is baiting her into a haymaker
>s-she can beat mayweather!
struggles with hs wrestler:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkBiV5qciug
/thread.
>>63544782
this tbqhwhy
Even better, im 5'2
>>63547142
Not in sumo pleb
What a silly thread.
Yes, by the way. Been training diligently in martial arts since 2005. Her judo is unmatched among the women she fights, but her stand-up game is average.
>>63559923
Floyd doesn't have any wrestling skill.
Glad you agree Floyd would get smashed.
id beat her up
with my dick
>>63559923
5 almost 6 years ago m8
>>63544453
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>>63560188
don't do it bros, shit just made me try to download a virus
>>63544453
yea i could kick that ass but id rather lick that ass, knowwhatimsayin family? mom says I'm a lover not a fighter.
>>63544453
As someone with zero fighting experience, I've actually thought about how I would fight Ronda Rousey. Since I'm lanky as fuck I would try to keep away from her to avoid grappling and land punches with my reach.
There's absolutely zero chance in hell I could pull this off, but you know....it's a plan.
Can that Irish thing kick my ass now?
yes, because I am Holly Holm
>>63544453
>5'5"
>170
>no fighting experience
>don't lift
She'd kick the shit out of me.
>>63544906
This never gets old.
>>63560065
>>63560065
>>63560065
Told yinz.
>>63547091
Yeah I think your safe dude.
Just look at that tranny fighter. Male phisiology has many advantages in a fight.
Skill and experiance can overcome strength, speed, and size but you can only push that so far. A great example is a street fight I watched once:
Agressor was a notorious fighter. Quite expericanced brawling and amature boxing. He was also about 5'6 and 140 lbs.
The guy he was picking on looked like baby cakes. A pudgy 300lb shit. 6'2" maybe. Baby cakes was getting worked. Could not defend punches, and was slow. The smaller faster guy quickly was making his face into hamburger.
Until baby cakes just picked his ass up, hoisted him up in the air and spiked him like a football. Not only did the expericanced fighter lose, but the slam broke every rib on one half of his body and his lung collapsed. Motherfucker almost died right there on the street.
It's an extreme example, point being you can overcome strength, but only so much.
>>63544453
>6'2
>220LBS
>studied karate for 15 years (father is a black belt)
Would destroy her in under 2 minutes. Rousey isn't a striker, and appears to have a glass jaw. The average guy would probably KO her.
