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Winter training camps WHEN edition
NO POLITICAL DISCUSSION sub edition
Old thread: >>63508641
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Tips or gtfo
Insane morning, BT back with a BANG in the UAC Tipping Group
>>63540207
hey, what ended up happening in the liquid vs empire match, did empire come back?
>>63540226
not sure what match you're talking about desu. must have been a few days ago at least.
>>63540207
bet on secret if their odd goes above 2.0
>>63540245
nvm, just saw it ended 3-1, thanks for the map tips a few days ago, each one won
Countdown to rare Bamboo Euan tonight edition
So since what happened in France people will feel bit down and sad so today most games will be draws and very few goals. Get on it boys. Lets take advantage of this and beat those bookers
Shaking over these MOUNTAINS
Eternal Envy is so bad LOL. Diving tier 2 tower to kill a support hero. Value bet for Secret might be coming up though.
>>63540182
E U A N
U
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i'm prepared to lose 100$ this weekend on NFL let's get some shit tips in boys
>>63540360
Burrs -7
Did anyone catch that 2.00 odd on secret? I'm trying to help you guys out here, tail my fucking bets.
>>63540385
My God, how hard did you guys tail me? The odd went back down to 1.53 for no apparent reason other than big bets on Secret.
>>63540385
ok tell me a website that i can lay amerifag bets on eports
>>63540385
>>63540408
Guess it wasn't such a big Secret after all!
secret are fucked t b h
>>63540417
it was a LARGE Secret LOL
>>63540427
L O L
got me
>>63540417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0zR8Mx5Lfw
>Applause
>>63540217
zzz aftertiming again
>>63540245
Bow down mother fuckers.
>>63540484
I think the term is "bend over"
If you aren't up 4 figures this morning you're doing it wrong
Lads, Holly Holm is the bet tonight/tomorrow.
Ronda gets caught with a right and it's the biggest upset in a while.
LK lodz u19 to score 2nd @1.50 looks good, dominated the 1st half completely
>>63540523
Yes, and? Berlin has several such teams as well.
>>63540508
stop shit posting please desu. Houdy Honda Housey isn't going to lose. Holm is about to get blasted off the face of the earth.
>>63540531
I'm off to go pull the fire alarm at her hotel senpai. Anything to get an #Edge
>>63540529
>krautslimes
>>63540555
If they can play football, they don't pull other shit when they get bored.
You dolt.
>>63540504
But i only just woke up
>>63540360
Raiders to win
>>63540561
>waking up at 1/2pm
disgusting
>>63540565
12:30, and I know, i'm disappointed in myself tbhonest
>>63540559
Yay! 18 shitskins now have a weekend hobby which means hopefully they won't be planning massacres when they aren't playing football for 90 minutes!
Is this what you're implying? What about the 800,000 shitskins who have arrived at your doorstep in 2015. What does this team say about them?
>>63540569
m8 plz I'm trying to be comfy here
>>63540559
>>63540569
>>63540593
what group is this from?
>>63540360
Cardinals to win
Panthers -4
Cowboys win
Raiders win
Over 54.5 in Pats - Giants
Giants win if you're feeling very cheeky
>>63540607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w
Florida State -10
Alabama -8
Marshall -12
Navy -21
Houston -7
Iowa -11.5
Duke -3
>BIG VALUE
Army -3 @ Evens
>>63540607
>>63540611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WEtxJ4-sh4
>>63540597
Washington is a bit of a shit target New York, LA or Los Vegas are more high profile desu.
>>63540597
>No Cheltenham
ffs
any games gon be suspended today because of paris?
>>63540697
All the games in the Paris area at all levels
>>63540516
Thanks m8
Why is Plymouth winning at York away at 2.15? Shouldn't it be lower, considering form, etc?
>>63540707
cheers lid
palarikovo to score 4th @3.20 currently, down a goal, creating chances and just missed a penalty(after i got them @3, utter utter)
James Mckeown
3 mins · Tipster
Algeria clean sheet NO - Bet365 and more bookmakers - Medium @ 2.1
Tanzania missed 5-6 great chances first 25 minutes. Cannot see them failing to score, missed an open goal and hit woodwork.
The pace is causing Algeria all sorts of problems. They just cannot handle it.
James Mckeown
Just now · Tipster
Re-back Algeria clean sheet No - 2 x Mediums = Large Total - Medium @ 2.1
9-0 Great chances, posted last 3 in PGA.
>>63540883
Mackers getting excited
M A C K E R S
>>63540855
>>63540883
so shrewd. up huge.
>>63540838
Thanks m8.
Got on them DC too @4.00
>tfw re-backed both mack's tanzania bet and palarikovo to score 4th @4.33
>>63540936
Take that back!
>trying to pick a winner in a 20+ horse jump race
bookies must be laughing
>>63540634
They're going to attack the Redskins to help the Saints' shitty offense
>>63540936
Get off the internet, Abbas, it's time for prayers
>>63540972
>insert kebab
>>63540360
Bears win
Giants win
Cardinals win
Just got back from work lads, ready for a comfy day of betting and some uni work.
NEED Chambly Thelle like AIR
Do it for Paris
>>63541270
TYBG
Is Russia the bet?
>>63541270
Legend
>>63541270
How does he do it?
let's see if A I R gods show me their favor as they do for britanon.
NEED a Cuneo goal like A I R
>>63541293
cheers lad, was only on -0.25 so full win ;)
>Halifax 3-4 Braintree
>halftime
Holy shit
>>63541333
>missed a 93' pen
>concede a 2nd immediately after
great last minute Russian goal, fuck sake
>Mara putting Bhutan at a +7 against Qatar
DESPERATELY need J West or Euan to spoonfeed me whether this is enough to take. Kind of wanted +10 at least tbqh.
FUCK OFF RUSSIA REEEEEEEE3E
>>63541691
what were you on? I had a medium on no goals :'(
>>63541714
I was medium on U 0.5 goals but I rebacked when I thought the odds weren't trailing the rball quickly enough.
Fuck me sideways, what a great way to start the day.
>>63541691
>>63541714
Same lads. I was trying to decide on [email protected] or No goals @1.9 and went with the "safe" option. Feels bad to be a slug sometimes desu.
Price boosts by Paddy Power si that means guaranteed profit
On a scale of 1 to 10 how mad does this post make you?
anyone replies to the post above I'll lay your mum out
>>63541871
10/10 for you LOL
>>63541856
1 as i got on secret at evens desu
>>63541874
:^)
generous goal by fleetwood to allow more peterboro rebacking
>>63541659
BT is the Bhutan guru m8
Normies shaking if Sheffield score. Only game letting down Sky's 10/1 enhanced accy.
>>63542070
Are enhanced odds value?
>>63542070
woopty do 10/1
G A B O N
A
B
O
N
NEED TO BET ON THE BABBY CUP TBHONEST
>ignoring the sub edition
shaking my head lads
Need Nestle or >Ameribets to give me American Football tips. Don't trust other slugs tbbbbh.
>>63542805
will you shitlords get Zlataned tonight?
I believe so
NO POLITICAL DISCUSSION sub edition
>>63543894
Gonna need to see the data for that one
Genuinely shaking at the amount of reports I've made in this thread.
Anyone else hate betting on unders? Always makes me sweaty
>/BET:
Lil' bit on Sudtirol to win against Renate
>>63544034
no fun in drawing dead before it's over.
absolute tears at your mudslime problems lads, the immigration situation is WORLD here
I know one of you is Calijah :^)
Who should I bet on, C9 or NewbeeY? Dubs decides
>>63544809
C9 special stake
>>63544827
Does this count as dubs? or is it only the last 2 digits?
queretaro ll - irapuato o2.5 @2.3
r8 my bets pls
1- Slovakia - Iceland (Iceland victory)
2- Poland - Czech Republic (Czech victory)
3- Venezuela - Ecuador (Ecuador victory)
>>63544856
>>63544856
Only the last 2 digits newfag
>>63544856
>>63544875
Decent.
Poland is playing their B team and letting a few young guys play, so should be easy for the Czechs.
>>63544809
>>63544856
normie detected...
All in on C9, GO
Sharks ML vs Sabres
Canadiens 3Way vs Avalanche
Erie vs London o7
Sarnia -1.5, -2, -2.5 etc vs Guelph
Kitchener ML vs Owen Sound
how are these NOT the bets of the nights?
>>63544875
what's with that tiny ass paper?
kek
>>63544861
4/4 today, hope that IRA anon is still tailing me
>>63544861
3/3 from you today m8.
Thank you
>>63545040
4? Shit. Must have missed one
>>63545065
yeah just noticed i didn't really word it like i was suggesting a bet, but pre-staked peterborough, re-backed after goalless HT and after fleetwood equalised
Fucking blunts
>>63544875
nice odds for Ecuador. Will probably get on that.
http://www.theguardian.com/money/2015/nov/14/man-beat-bookies-banks-sports-betting-savings
>you will never be this shrewd
>>63545620
What exactly was the point of this article
good odds for cerro largo to beat progreso, good odds for +2.5 goals total, teams are defending like shit, pitch is good and this half inclined favoring cl attack
>>63545724
SURELY some sort of irony
>>63545730
>this half inclined favoring cl attack
EDGE. #on
Also put some money on torque. Rocha has a shit coach and their best attackers are injures
I mean the pitch is literally inclined
>>63545620
>bet 50 times at 1.44 odds
>make profit
>never bet again
wow impressive
down unspeakable amounts on cerro largo
>>63545620
This is surely a troll article?
He made £185..
Looks like something you would see on reddit.
>>63546281
>not taking overs
>>63546281
Should've gone Cerro Mediumo m8
>>63546308
Yeah and comparing 18.5% ROI after 50 bets to a pro's annual 8% ROI
How many thread engineers are there in /bet/?
For example you can make a post that will often get many replies and instantly change the topic of discussion in the thread or discussion in the thread often revolves around your posts and you maintaining the flow of it.
I know Euan is one, and I believe I myself am one too, anyone else?
>>63546541
i used to i think
>>63546541
Here
>>63545620
djkbrown2001
6h ago
2
3
I rather go for the long odds. Did it in tennis. Won a few handy bets. Lisiki at 16/1 vs serena a few years back gave me a tidy return. I put the winnings to good use and bought my nan a wheelchair.
Good lad
>>63546541
here but I prefer the term Thread Architect
thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBXv37PFcAQ
>>63546724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DNQRtmIMxk
"no"
need a goal in the cerro game for new A I R jordans
>>63546750
banging tune m8 so i'll let you off with that just this once
Will Euan make it 9+ before January 2nd 2016?
Yes @2.25
No @ 1.60.
>>63546770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI
another chart topper m8
>>63546815
i prefer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jnq74MaUGc8
nautico @2.3 lads
>>63546841
>eurotrash gone too far
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0P9HCPAEc48
>>63546797
Yes, medium.
>>63546888
>eurotrash gone too far
not even close m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llyiQ4I-mcQ
>>63546961
now THIS is a banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHjNmyzrVvM
>>63546843
I trust you.
>>63545730
Give a fake goal to make it 1-2 please.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK0Zqt8mXs4
>>63546797
SPECIAL stake on no please
Having one of those days, very sweaty
There was an incorrectly unallowed goal for cerro largo and didn't red card a progreso player. With ten minz remaining players were tired and just hoofed the ball around
Sorry brehs
>>63540617
On fsu, marshall, navy, iowa and houston. Looking good so far.
Need a nautico goal like
>>63547214
It was good info regardless. Cheers m8
>>63547455
barely had any chances for the last 10 minutes, really shoddy considering this is a must win if they hope to promote
Thoughts on pistons clippers?
Fuck you Crewe fuck you
>was large on barracas -1.5
>ends 5-4 with a single man scoring all 4 goals for the opponents
fuck you herrera
lads lads lads ;)
what we up to tonight? ;)
>go to bed
>wake up and see like 100 british posts deleted
>>63547939
fuck man unlucky
>>63548149
SO FUCKING BOREEEEEEEEED
>>63548139
gotta sign him in fm
>>63548149
I'm going to test if I'm able to cover matches through TV
medium rare on manta fc - fuerza amarilla btts @4
>tfw i put the rare in there spontaneously to spice up the bet and i unironically got a steak captcha
the signs are there lads
>>63540508
I really hope roused gets fucked up, is it on TV?
Couple of NBA bets senpai
Giannis Antetokounmpo Under (17.0) point against the Cavs. @ $1.87
He started the season of well but has slowed since then. Only scored over 17 points once in the last 5 games against the likes of Brooklyn, Boston and Denver.
With Lebron likely guarding him for 75% of the game, they will go to other options as he will find it tough to get to his spots on the floor.
TY Lawson over 11.5 @1.87 points against the Mavs
Has had 11 or more points 5 out of 8 times this season and is up against the mavs he should get 10-15 mins of attacking J.J.Barea/Raymond Felton which should get him to his total easy enough.
Also if Beal doesn't play I will likely have something on Magic+6 1.9 and straight at 2.90
I <3 prestaking
>pre-staked cloppers overs
>1(one) point in the first 3 minutes of the 4th
>>63548825
personally went large on clippers spread when it was +6.5
>>63548842
holy shit this is just sad, literally shaking for OT
Thank you based Porto and Torque, you saved my day
classic bottom on uk gold
>>63548888
what was the line? Might still be a chance with fouling
>Drummond hitting FT's
>>63548888
this last quarter mang.
need a pistons 3 like AIR
surreal game, still shaken, feeling numb
>>63549377
>tfw started getting on Slovakia tips right in time as he started losing
Shaking knowing the Canadian DOTA man will be returning to rustle my jimmies soon.
>tfw posted Ben 10 tip on twitter but forgot to do it on /bet/ Sorry Brahs.
Having a cheeky bet on Anton Zafir @ 3.85 as Moontasri can bottle it by getting gassed
lux aftertiming anther winner!
Need another goal in Santa Tecla v CD Chalatenago like A I R
Hebraica will destroy Olimpia. Hebraica has one of the best teams and the best national player by far, while Olimpia is playing for relegation and won't have supporters due to a sanction. Don't know if it'll be a high score though, Hebraica defends really well, has two of the best foreigners (3 and 5), meanwhile Olimpia has a 2 and 4, so it's weak on the paint. Easily 10 points difference
Aguada v Welcome will be really tight, teams are even and it's a derby. I don't know if it's likely but if you see a big minus on Welcome or a big plus on Aguada it's a good bet
Will be busy covering but I'll try to give some tips. Be sure to wait until the first quarter to place your bets, as teams here over/under perform in them more often than not
>>63549724
Going to start commenting "goal" on random bets posted here just to annoy you desu. Why do you care?
>>63549941
Sorry meant a small minus/reasonable plus on Welcome
Matches will start in half an hour
>>63549941
Hebracia line is -20.5, unless they have a terrible 1st Q it seems unlikely they'll be a bet.
The line is 3 in the other game so seems well priced, o/u at 165.5, is that fair?
>>63549423
already bounced back lid, sadly decided against posting it here as i was a bit rustled after the clippers game
>>63550173
I was keeping my eye on this game. Odds seemed a bit off, had Wellington as the favourites even though Nelson were all over them
>>63550242
yeah, nelson were priced as underdogs when the shots were like 20-6 in their favor, bookies clueless
Tears if you aren't already UAFC on NCAAF
Baylor -3 @ 2.05 get on it lids
>>63550492
Post slip
>>63549507
LOL, i actually fell asleep. Very sad that I couldn't watch the last few games of the day. It's been a roller coaster but I won A LOT of money since the frankfurt major started. Can't wait to keep going on Monday.
Next on the menu, UFC. Check the parlay play of the day lids. Hop on board, next stop 6 digit bank roll LOL.
Get on before you drown in tears.
>>63550016
Both teams are around 80 points for this match, but it can go either ways, even though is slightly more likely for an under as it's a derby, and teams here in Uruguay are really defensive, 165.5 is pretty close
>>63550690
What's your reasoning behind backing Whittaker?
Blind punting on Northern Football Women -1EH @ just over evens for addict reasons
>>63550834
are you the same britbro who was on the nelson game? got on -0.25fh a few mins before your post, reckon there might be some more if they stop scoring for a while
>>63550834
>deleting posts
>>63550999
not that guy
>>63551020
deleted it because I looked into the game and its 1st vs 2nd, didnt want to mislead anyone into thinking it could be a train
Hope someone jumped into Welcome when it was -7
Still I think it would be safe to bet on Aguada's plus, maybe third quarter
>>63551502
Went as high as this lid. ty
>>63551502
on hebraica -13.5 and -8.5, they're starting to get their shit together
>What hobbies do you have, anon? What do you do in your spare time?
>>63550492
I took over 77
>>63551803
I'm into art, travel around the world covering sports and (will) win money predicting the future
Also I sell drawn pornography in a laotian beyblade forum
>the gigantic disgusting shithole of Houston
>>63551803
I fuck sluts like you to fill a deep missing satisfaction in my work.
my dick is fucking hard as stone right now at the thought of collecting big on holm
holy shit
>>63551988
post slip
>>63551902
>losing to Dallass's bench
jesus christ Houston
down
a
cat
cunt
>>63551803
I sit in my room slaving over Eastern European team sheets.
Ffs that salad is costing me a medium stake
I wish I was at home sweating on New Zealand slag overs
My feet hurt
I bet she doesn't even have a 4 figure roll, pleb.
The Wifi is shit in here, I need to check on my Dutch youth 4 fold
I wonder if she has any friends in U.S. women's college football. Will ask after the salad.
Ffs Jong psv again. DAC
Need to go home and update my spreadsheet
>>63551988
Holm actually has a decent chance of winning if UFC didn't fix that shit and if Ronda will stay true to her decision to stand and bang with her. I'm guessing that she will as she's delusional about her boxing, especially after the fight with Correira. Even though she's still an obvious favorite, the odds are way off.
>Missing free throws
what is the purpose of this?
>>63552405
Theres not a chance they'll let Ronda lose. Zero.
NEED a Northern Football Women goal like AIR
>>63552405
there's value on rousey at 1.05 LOL
Why do the women in NZ play in winter but the men play in summer?
>>63552433
That's why I said IF only UFC didn't fix that shit. I'm not that kind of guy who thinks UFC is rigged, but I could see Dana rigging such an important match to ensure Ronda being an enormous draw to Kingdom come
>>63552548
1.1 @ 365 m8
Please don't bring on the wheelchair team for the 4th Q Hebracia
>>63551803
I shitpost on a Vietnamese flower picking forum all day every day baby
>>63552609
you can never trust the jews
>>63550773
i just see whittaker knocking him out.
>>63540182
daily reminder that trying to "no political discussion" in your title as some way to deflect the recent changes around here of subjects not discussing sports and its players when the subject itself isnt actual sports being played its fucking gambling
there are no sporting events that involve pulling a bar and 3 slots roll around
>>63552941
to be specific
>the act of spending money on something you think is going to happen, is not a sport or a sporting event.
for those who then wanna retort with some small factoids or twist shit
>>63552941
Please have sex.
>>63552941
This is terrible, terrible English.
>>63552941
Begone child.
>>63553001
>The act of spending money on something you think is going to happen, is not a sport.
>Gambling is the wagering of money or something of material value (referred to as "the stakes") on an event with an uncertain outcome with the primary intent of winning additional money and/or material goods.
>>63553020
We talk about sports here too
>>63552941
>>63552973
Talking about sports isnt a sport either so every thread should be moved.
>>63553066
you do that in the appropriate threads
this isnt your blog, you dont get to conveniently sway the rules and proper threads just because you cant use browser tabs properly and discuss the proper topics in their place across multiple tabs.
>>63553081
there's where you're wrong buddy
cause that's exact definition of this board
to discuss sports, not "other hobbies and shit that make it convenient for just you"
nice try, Gambling is not a sport.
>>63553100
You're not talking about sports right now, you should be banned from this board
>>63553138
neither is this thread.
>>63551502
come the fuck on, needed anything but a meaningless 3 on olimpia's last possession to cover the -13,5 and of course they hit it reeeeeeeeeeee
>>63552941
Let's look at all the posts relating to sport
>>63552851
>>63552700
>>63552609
>>63552561
>>63552560
>>63552433
>>63552412
>>63552405
>>63551902
>>63551635
>>63551502
>>63551396
>>63550834
>>63550712
>>63550288
>>63550016
>>63549963
>>63549941
>>63549723
etc.
Other than the 3 or 4 people who were talking about the political, it is more sports related than 50% of /sp/ posts. Most of us dont want the politics here either and wish the hotpocket men would sort it out (>>63544632) which they did.
If you honestly think a sport betting general has no place on a sports board, you need your head checked. Go home /asp/ie.
sport (spôrt)
n.
1.
a. An activity involving physical exertion and skill that is governed by a set of rules or customs and often undertaken competitively.
spending money on something you thing may or may not occur is not physical exertion
>On Hebraica -13.5
>Olimpia last minute 3 pointer lets Hebraica win by 13
FOR WHAT PURPOSE
>houston @ home
>playing one of the worse teams in the west
>that's sitting 3 starters
>losing by 20 in the first half
>>63553182
b-but I said 10 points slova-kun
I was checking the match while covering and it got as low as -5.5 for the joos
Luckily Welcome went all according to the plan
I'm really surprised as an uruguayan of being able to predict basketball better than football. I mean even the basketball players play football on their weekends with friends
