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OFFICIAL /CRIC/ AUS VS NZ - IND VS SA - THREAD #23
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I don't know what the why the fuck i'm thread counting edition

Australia 559/9d
New Zealand 140/2

Stumps Day 2- New Zealand trail by 419 runs with 8 wickets remaining in the 1st innings

South Africa 214
India 66/0

India trail by 148 runs with 10 wickets remaining in the 1st innings
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kys 2bh
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>>63539771

why didnt you gorespam the last thread?

I know it's you
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The last thread was #20 you stupid fuckhead

also 15 posts early
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I seriously want Daniel to fuck off

please everyone report every single blogpost he makes and make /cric/ a better place

reminder that Daniel should've died in the earthquake
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seen any faces today lad?
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>>63539771
Bless you for fixing the thread counter m8
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>>63539790
LAST THREAD WAS SUPPOSED TO BE #22 LOSER. IT WAS A GOOF. THIS THREAD COUNTER IS RESTORED AND CORRECT M8
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>>63539795
calm down lad, listen to some vapourwave or something
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All you casuals having a cry because you can't shitpost in the old thread are speds. Theres still a game going on
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who /hatesalltheir"""friends"""/ here?
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>>63539866
I have only 1 friend that lives in Dubbo and rings me about once a month to see how i am. He had to move there for work. I think its out of pity but it still means a lot
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I'd unironically be like daniel and watch domestic FC cricket if it wasn't for the fact it wasn't a complete fucking bitch to get to Randwick from the north shore and the SCG being a shitheap in general
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>>63539887
>I do crave social interaction. And obviously, I don't get it, which is why I'm here

I also want to talk about cricket though
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green in perth?
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Is this thread counter for the whole Aussie test summer season?
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Fuck sakes lads I have to drive GOATberra->Sydney tomorrow. What should I listen too?
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CLOUD
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IN
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SMASH
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LADS
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>>63539917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRM1S6Jno8A
be fucking patriotic and listen to the only great australian album ever made
disclaimer: there are many "good" australian albums, but they're not "great"
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>>63539917
Just listen to nothing and take in all the external sounds. It's peaceful and i do it often when i drive
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>>63539934
back to /mu/ m8

>LE SAMPLE ALBUM
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>>63539898
Yeah that, I like cricket. Sometimes I feel like I force myself to like it more than I actually do to fill in time

>>63539934
wew lad would you like me to talk about Karnivool again
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>>63539934
"no"
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>>63539947
I unironically listened to Karinvool as a 13 year old
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Any Australian lads into pic related

Fucking love it tbqh, even if the Godspeed influence is a bit much.

I unironically think that Australia has the best rock music of the 21st century per capita, fucking great bands over there wish we had some
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>>63539947

Cricket is literally the greatest time-filler known to man

During summer when the Test matches are on during the day and then BBL @ night you can basically forget about your life.

Altho that is kind of fucked this year because
>West Indies

But I'll still spend literally all day listening to Grandstand anyway.
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>>63539973

>rock

>>>/trash/
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>>63539917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBcEEWH4DpM
I can't stop listening to this album, it's fucking GOAT
It's like if Green Day were good
>>63539973
what are some good post rock bands from here? I'm only familiar with lo fi, Perth bands
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>>63539958
They're fucking GOAT man seriously. Themata is literally the best buttrock album of all time, simultaneously being buttrock but also not shit and really great. Sound Awake is just legendary, fuck man New Day is seriously one of my favourite songs of all time man the feels and shit #noshame they're fucking great

Asymmetry is shit tho
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>>63539934
>le frontier psychiatrist
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Bane Killiamson on GOATicide watch
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>>63539987
>what are some good post rock bands from here?
Uh, >>63539973, and that's it. Although IMO there aren't many great post-rock bands from anywhere, it's a dead scene. Sleepmakeswaves are okay, but they're just explosioncore

>>63539984
"""rock""", sorry. It's about as much rock as it is ambient and jazz
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I unironically think New Zealand can still win this.
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Literally and unironically the best Australian album outside of Six and Out
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>Warner initially hesitated when expressing his opinion of the balls made by Kookaburra, before getting progressively more expansive.

>"I'd like to give you the honest response, but I can't,"

but then he does anyway...

>This batch of balls, from probably the past 12 months, have been pretty poor. Now it's probably the fifth or sixth game we've played with Kookaburra balls where we've had to actually change them more than once on the field.

http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia-v-new-zealand-2015-16/content/story/940757.html?CMP=chrome

Why is Warner such a meme?
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literally the only Australian band I've ever liked was Jet
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anyone here played fallout 4? i know a lot of you fellas played the witcher 3 and we discussed that.

complimentary miss alice
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>>63540014

shut up squid tits no one cares!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0jqPvpn3sY

Is Elephant the only listenable Tame Impala song?
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>>63540024

did he actually tweet this?
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>>63540023
Your son is the villain. Kill him or nuke the town.
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PS this is actually the best music thing to come out of australia it makes me really reall yreally wish i was a lesbian

>>63540014
At least he's capable of forming an opinion now, it's an improvement
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>>63540023
she's got an ugly face and she speaks like she is retarded
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In auckland for the weekend. Been to masu, beduzzi and engine room.

Going to burger burger tomorrow.

Where u at daniel
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I remember when this was on Madden 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuK6n2Lkza0

>tfw >we got noticed by the BSA's
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>>63540028
literally Dr Who

Innerspeaker had a few good songs on it

>>63540033
I unironically listened to The Jezabels during my """"hipster"""" Triple J phase
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>>63540032
i've already finished it, i joined the institute.

they didn't do anything wrong and i killed the brotherhood and railroad. sorry commie/bleeding heart liberal.
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>>63540031
whats her name?
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Bane WilliamGOAT is averaging 106 this year

Who can stop him?
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>>63540065
kendalltyler
dunno if she's actually russian, but she's definitely from some european country

>>63540071
Literally Siddle, dump Hazelwood and bring him back in
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>>63540031
Is it MsEmilyJ?
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>>63540071
Don bradwiman is an over rated era babby.

Kane is goat tbqh
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>>63540036
I'm at home senpai

Been to all three of those, multiple times, none really amazed me but obviously all solid, Masu is best of those I reckon. By Burger Burger do you mean the one in newmarket? Because I was literally there an hour ago lol

I'd recommend Cassia, it's gone down a bit from 6 months ago, but still great. I hear Beirut is good but haven't tried it. Also that new desert bar on Fort St is pretty neat.

And Ostro if you're feeling particularly rich

>>63540043
They're so fucking above those other bands tho seriously
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>>63539996
This, that album is trash except for this one good song
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>>63540094
Two Hearts in 3/4 is unironically one of the best songs made
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>>63540083

>literally more runs than anyone in a calendar year EVER

G O A T
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>>63540094
I wouldn't say trash but that is the standout. It's also a bit of a gimmick, the idea of sample music is way more impressive than the music itself.
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>>63540091
Dunno i think ponsonby.

Dont really have time to go anywhere else. Going to sneak in a cheeky morning rundown the waterfront tomorrow and then have to catch a plane back to wellington at 420 blazeit

Impressed with aucklands recent restaurant game. It was shit last time i was here.
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>Stove Commonwealth Bank add comes on
>mum: why is he so awkward? He looks like a 17year old kid who just got his first job at McDonalds

based mum
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we GOAT Aussie albums now?
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>>63540128
Stove shit is poo on toast
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>>63540128

my mum unironically calls him autism boy
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>>63540128
he's improved since last summer's ads tbf
can't fix that face though
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http://www.espncricinfo.com/magazine/content/story/940595.html

If there's one criticism I have of Jarrod Kimber, it's that he uses the same narrative format too much.
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>>63540126
Auckland is desperately trying to be Sydney right now so restaurants are on the up. I obviously go to tons because of work though; most Aucklanders don't have a clue about places like Sidart or O'Connell St Bistro

Waterfront is really great on early mornings if you miss the homeless people. Britomart has some neat places, not just in Seafarers (although Seafarers is still best in town)
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>>63540133
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>>63540167

recommend some decent but cheap places around Britomart m8

I like The Store but they unironically charge 20 bucks for fish and chips. Is Lucky Buddha good?
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>>63540167

also Fort Street is fucking unusable these days with the amount of homeless people.
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it's fucking cold lads
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>>63540151
He writes like he's trying to be super super profound the whole time. Which is better than most sport writers.

>>63540179
Depends what you're looking for, brekky? Coffee?

>>63540184
Yeah they really need to clean that up it's pretty embarrassing after 12
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>>63540167
Walking back to my hotel from federal street was pretty scummy so many homeless cunts and chinese people. I literally heard a maori beggar saying "dogs will get into heaven before the chinese".

We went to ostro for a drink late last night. Seems like a dope spot.

And nah i think auckland is trying to not be such a shit hole. Which is a good thing
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>>63540212
>We went to ostro for a drink late last night. Seems like a dope spot.
That entire building is dope. Don't know if you guys were there for my shitposting from level 7 for the VIP of the U20 WC, but that was awesome. It's like Ostro's bar but privater and four floors up.
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>>63540151

>The next Test, AB walked out at Headingley with South Africa 143 for 4

>143 for 4

ree
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>>63540222
Yeah i heard its pretty cool further up. Nathan haines played there last new years.

Any other good hidden spots?
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Poopeelia shit th bed today.

Our bowlerrs are finding form and kuckner is the only poopeelian batty on form
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>>63540265
Bushman Koala was batting well, Smith was good but got out playing one fucking dumb shot, Voges was looking good and Marsh was looking good
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>>63540296
koala is injured breh
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>>63540255
>tfw poor uni student who's parents don't live in auckland so never get to eat out
>dad just got a promotion with a big raise so they won't be moving back any time soon
at least I have a rich extended family who shout me from time to time

In the last year I've been to Prego and that Federal St Deli place, also had dinner up the sky tower for this british slags birthday
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>>63540307

Burns has got a start every innings

Bancroft is in top form

Poo Peeland on pooicide watch
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>>63540043
kek 19 year old detected
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Name a batsman as aesthetic as Dhawan

PROTIP: YOU CAN'T
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>>63540265
>calling us poopeelia

every time I see poopee I automatically think you are talking about new zealand
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>>63540307
fuck, I completely forgot about that. Bancroft has been playing well in the Matador Cup and his shield performances are generally good, so he might do well.

>>63540324
Burns looked shaky as fuck yesterday. The only reason he made it to 40 was because of the trash New Zealand were bowling

>>63540327
22 tbqh
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How do >we fit Bancroft into the team bros? Burns to 3?

Only other options are Dean or Maxwell (kek)
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>>63540342
we don't you pleb. Cowman comes in for kawaja. He's in form, can open or bat 3 and has experience. Bancroft will literally be hughes 2.0.
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>>63540337
Literally furious poopeelian on pooicide watch
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>>63540342
Burns to 5, Bancroft opens, Smith and Voges move up to 3 and 4 respectively
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>>63540368
kek

KEK.

Why would you move burns to 5? He has to bat in the top 4
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>>63540353
>le 30 man

"no"
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>>63540368
>Burns to 5

3 opening century partnerships in a row and you just want to throw it away for some fresh cunt?
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>>63540368

that makes zero sense

see >>63540377
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>>63540377
give me one reason to NOT move him to five
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>>63540368
>Burns to 5
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>>63540382
I'm not saying it's the best idea, just that it's how I'd put Bancroft in the team

You literally can't make any conclusive statement on how he works with Warner when New Zealand bowled like absolute shit until today
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>>63540379
>le don't pick le players on le form

Cowan is the ideal replacement unless you want shaun marsh back in the side
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>>63540399

id literally prefer Worst Marsh over le 30 man

he is the definition of a middling Shield player
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>>63540397
how about stop trying to force some freshcunt into the team just because you are buying into the hype
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>>63540410
it was LITERALLY in reply to a guy asking about fitting Bancroft into the team you fucking autist, I'm not banging down Marsh's door and demanding he be included
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Exterminate all muslims.
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>>63540399
>>63540353

Jarrod Kimber please go
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>Kane's 2015 average is 106.42
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>>63540403
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>>63540407
cowan had a great year in shield last year (scoring more than burns and marsh) and has started this season very good as well.

If you want to pick a guy whos been there before, won't have the nerves and won't get fucked over if he is dropped, you pick cowan. the bancroft hype is getting to be a bit too meme desu
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>>63540434
donald who?
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>Love Peep Show
>yet it makes me cringe so much that I can almost not enjoy here
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>>63540457

the thing with Cowan is, you know what you're going to get - a whole host of 30's. He was in far better form in 2011 when he was originally picked than he is now.

Bancroft might flop, but he also might do better than 30. It's worth the risk.

Cowan is just shit.
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>>63540474
*enjoy it
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Fuck me this is getting pathetic

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-11-13/treasurer-signals-possible-review-of-chinese-port-deal/6939958

First >we sell China TransGrid and all the critical power lines and Federal government data centres in the country and now this

Why not just install Xi as PM and be done with it?
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>meme20s
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>>63540579
T20 > ODI > Test
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>>63540579
tendulkar is best cricketer of all time.... the stats say it all... no one will ever come close to the god of cricket.
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>>63540623
needs moar ellipsis' senpai
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who /muslimgauze/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKrto_ZKmwU
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>>63540685
this isn't that bad tbqh
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>>63540623
t. panjeet
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>>63540878
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>>63540878
>actually being this stupid
fremdschamening pretty hard right now senpai
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Deport all muslims.
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>>63541319
but Bushman scored three back to back centuries la
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>you will never be as washed up as Kasprowicz
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kek
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>>63541410
he also has coaching duties tbf
same with dravid I hope
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>>63541410
>not inviting the man behind the most meme innings of all time
>instead get curty ambrose to miss the pitch with every ball he bowled
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>>63541395
Jobless retired cricketers looking to make it in India.
>tfw India is the new land of opportunities
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>>63541437
>dravid
They aren't playing a test match dost.
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>>63541722
>I'll even learn some hindiiiiiiiiiiiii
damn...
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>>63543405
you can start your lessons here

chutiya - an ignoramus
gando - fag, a gay acting passive is named gandoo
bhenchod- one who fucks his sister.
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JUST
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FUCK
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who /shittynzmeme20/ today?

$15 at Eden park 2, see you cunts in the kids zone
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>>63544769

>bhenchod- one who fucks his sister.

why do indians even have a word for this
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>>63548166
Probably their equivalent of a word like "motherfucker"
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>>63548086
How many people actually go to those games?
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cricket is gay

cricket is boring

cricket is shit

grasshopper better
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>>63539917
first for suttons forest maccas
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>there are "people" on this board who don't believe that Kane is the best batsman in the world right now

>>63548614
a few, I'd say 500 odd depending on the day. It's grass banks and picnics and shit so pretty comfy
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>>63549514
>last 2 years
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>>63549514
good for him
doesnt stop his country getting mercilessly raped tho
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>>63549603
The rest of the team has actually been fine recently this is the first major thrashing since 2013

Hope it doesn't become a regular thing, it's been a good run
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grasshopper better
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never forget this daniel

https://twitter.com/suliebenn/status/665668248969412608
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Reminder that Bradman played in an absolute joke of an era and therefore his records don't count.

Tendulkar is the undisputed GOAT of Cricket.
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>tfw Bumble will die in your lifetime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNaKIrvaYd4
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>>63550245
literally, LITERALLY this
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>>63550329
Bumble has become a self parody of himself. Good riddance
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>>63550329

>tfw I'm older than Bumble and this probably isn't true for me
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JUST
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>>63550245
>>63550350
Samefag curry muncher
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>>63539771
This series is basically a t20 series desu
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FUCK
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>>63550245
Bradman's average is only so high because the real cricketers were fighting/dying in the water like men.
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>>63550886

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>63550952

Keith Miller is the greatest cricketer of all time

prove me wrong

protip: you cannot
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>>63550839
fanny flustered Ausfailian kucket bogan
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>>63550985
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>>63550985
Pretty sure a literally who isn't even close to being the greatest of all time.
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>>63549570
>our next best batsman is unironically memecullem
JUST
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>>63551128

he was actually good before the CWC, you Kiwis were even trying to defend him during the Englel tour

But the hype got to his head during the CWC and now the thinks he has to wallop everything

David Warner is literally and unironically a more intelligent cricketer than MemeCullum
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grasshopper better
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>>63551128
Casual detected

LITERALLY was five runs from equalling the record for most double centuries in a year. He's fucking great when he wants to be
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>>63551200

see >>63551170
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>>63551170
And above all this, and you're right btw, but above all this, Brensus McChrist is still better than all >our other batsmen bar Kane.

Just fuck my national cricket squad up Senpai.
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>>63551280
Watling's almost better.
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Get travis head in the team!
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>>63551347
Isnt he like 20
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http://www.nzherald.co.nz/opinion/news/article.cfm?c_id=466&objectid=11545648

>It came as a jolt when Harawira this week told the 24-hour Flag Summit that Red Peak symbolises "white deciding where the colours will go".

>"To me this is a symbol of the white fellas with all the colours in the corner."

>I had not realised that. I thought it just a nice flag. But that's me being simple-minded. The key thing about modern-day racism is that it's subtle and subconscious. We are guilty without knowing. We are fortunate to have Harawira to guide the likes of me.

>Occasionally, I treat the children to ice-cream. Their favourite is vanilla. But the white ice-cream sits atop the brown cone. What message am I sending my children?

>I need a list of what's okay and what's not. I want to think only correct thoughts and to like only correct things but my whiteness and colonial ancestry blind me to what's right and what's not. I wonder if a caring Government agency could fund Harawira to produce such a list?

I was really hoping this was an ironic article. it doesnt appear to be
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>>63551347
>>>/facebook/
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>opinion articles in news
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>>63551442
>nzherald
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>>63551442
it's like bizarro-/pol/
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>>63551442
Looks like a joke article to me Tbh
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>>63551442
maybe you need to upgrade your irony detectors senpai
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>>63551442
>On that token I also think that we should rename the Great White Shark something else as the name suggests that white people are great, and this implies other people are not. I think they should call it the Full colour spectrum trans-fluid non-binary shark
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>>63551442
>Harawira
>"NZ" Herald
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>>63551442
>I was really hoping this was an ironic article. it doesnt appear to be

Well you're a goddamn fucking retard then m8
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>>63551442
m8 that is some of the most blatant sarcasm I've ever seen
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>>63551638
>>63551630
>>63551623
>>63551589
>>63551537
>>63551524
>>63551523
>>63551503

cheers for the (you)'s lads

:^)
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here's your ""goat"" batsmen getting out

does this even hit the glove?
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>>63551676
(You) cheeky monkey have another one
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>>63551442
wew
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>>63551280
Taylor is better than McCullum.
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>>63551866

Taylor is extremely average
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Should New Zealand have a KFC T20 Big Bash team?
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>>63552169

nope

it'd flop just as hard as the NRL/Ayy-League teams

literally no need to expand a competition that is working as is
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>>63552169
yes desu call them the warriors
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>>63552169
This has been discussed to death here

Short answer yes, but would have to be at least two teams.
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>>63552225
the warriors aren't a flop
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Would you bang?
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>>63552225
This is objectively and demonstrably false. Cricket is not a niche sport like league or divegrass here, a properly advertised team not based in Auckland would succeed.
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>>63552253

I don't watch Thugby Yawngue so you tell me but:
1) Are the Warriors profitable?
2) Are TV ratings with matches involving the Warriors up or below the NRL average?
3) How much onfield success have they had? How many Premierships?

>>63552283

New Zealand doesn't have a single relevant city outside of Auckland. No other location is commercially viable. if it won't work in Auckland then it won't work anywhere.

Note: Hobart is not profitable in the BBL (it's the only one which isn't)
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>>63552254
i know someone who would
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>>63552315
Hobart Hurricanes disbanded when?
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>>63552360
only if nsw get faulkner
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>>63552421

Fuckner plays for Green Lelbourne la
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>>63552315
>t. knows nothing about New Zealand

Hamilton would unironically be a better choice than Auckland. Fuck, Napier would be better. It would flop in Auckland (like the original A-League team), it wouldn't in Wellington or Christchurch.
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>>63552477
yeah fuck you're right i just assumed he played for tas in all formats
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>>63552315
>if it won't work in Auckland then it won't work anywhere.

Yeah man, a city filled with asians and islanders will watch cricket, but a city filled with white people won't...
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>maxwell 98

kek

KEK
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>>63552497

>t. delusional teenager who has no concept of how a business is run

I googled 'Hamilton' and the first thing that comes up is Lewis Hamilton followed by 'Hamilton the musical', that's how irrelevant your """city""" is.

The entire thing only has a population 50% greater than that of the MCG you retard.

Any of, N.QLD, Canberra, /gong/ or Newy would LITERALLY get franchises before either Lellington (A-league team failed hard) or CollapseChurch, both of which are completely irrelevant """cities"""

>>63552600

then >you'll never get a franchise, simple.

CA don't even want Tasmania to have a team but their hands are tied, nevermind a foreign country.
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what does grouse mean?
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bailey is such a cheeky cunt
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>Ausfailia
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>>63540434
Spent 2015 playing on meme pitches and against trash.

Kane is literally a poor man's Root
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kek
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Enjoyed Goose's interview on Channel 9 lads
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>>63552283
>>63552497

>LE FUG LE AUCKLAND XDXDXD

Literally kys butthurt Poomilton/Crushedchurch/Poonedin bitchboi

The ONLY place where a BBL franchise would work is in Auckland. You forget how many IPL loving Indians are up here
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>>63551442

LITTLE

WHITE

DICKS
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Who /all stars/ here?
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>>63552890

kek

KEK

K E K
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>>63551170

tbf he hasn't been bad since the WC

Got starts in most of his innings before memeing his wicket away.
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>>63553034
Nothing I said there is funny, sorry if you bought into the Kane meme
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>Some curry from Big Bang Theory doing the toss
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>>63553010
Let's see how the progressive west coast compares to Texas.

Anyone got a good stream? CricHD stopped working for me.
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>>63553086

I know you're shitposting because nobody worth his salt thinks homebabby Poot with 1 (ONE) century outside England is on the same level as Kane.
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i seriously hope none of you are still falling for the all stars meme
just watch aus/nz or sa/ind
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>>63553218

>manlet standing next to based le glasses man

Why are Ausmanlets so inferior?
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>>63552685
No, you fuckhead, you don't understand. There are NO sports fans in Auckland. It doesn't matter how big the city is, it has to have sports fans. The cricket viewing population is rich white people and indians. Granted, there are a few indians in Auckland, but I'd wager the total viewing population of cricket would be less that Wellington or Christchurch. What's 1.2 million when 700k of those are asians and islanders who won't come

Here's the big difference: say the cricket audience in Christchurch and Auckland is the same (which it is, approximately). Auckland has NO cricket ground, Eden Park is a soulless shithole, and the city is ENORMOUS, no one's gonna drive to fucking Mt Eden to watch meme 20

Christchurch on the other hand, has a great ground, it's right in the god damn centre of the city, and it's a 20 minute drive from everywhere. Ditto Wellington and Hamilton.

Not to mention the fact that everyone in Canterbury is literally obsessed with sports. Christchurch would sell out, Auckland would not. Money is how sports work, as you said.
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>>63553133
>Poot with 1* (ONE with an asterisks) century

ftfy
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>>63552970
>lives in Auckland
>is not at the game, that is on in Auckland literally THIS VERY FUCKING SECOND

CASE IN MOTHER FUCKING POINT

Auckland is filled with casuals. Look at the Blues. Look at the first A-League team. I don't hate Auckland, but it's just not a sports city.
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>>63553260

literally poorious and delpoosional: the post
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>you know my brother shaun

literally who
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>>63553255
>ausmanlets
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>>63553352

>paying to watch pyjama cricket

If they actually create a proper cricket ground at Western Springs I'd go, otherwise no.
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>You know my father Rod
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>>63553384

>5'9" standing next to 5'2"
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>Hi, my name is Mitchell Marsh

Where the fuck am I?
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>DUDE SLATS BATTING LMAO
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>>63553396
This is literally my point you moron. We're discussing whether people would pay to watch pyjama cricket in Auckland. They won't. They will in Christchurch, because they have nothing to do, and their ground is nice.

I agree with you by the way, I wouldn't fucking go to that match, but that is literally the reason why it wouldn't work in Auckland, and starting it there would be suicide. Not saying it would work in other places, but it would be far more likely to work than in Auckland.
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Is slats fucking that hologram?
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That Geoff Lemon article on the Channel 9 team was so on point

>remember us guys? please remember us?
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>>63553424
when will they learn
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>>63549570
How do you set the span?
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>>63553565
Shut up about cricket, you nerd.
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>>63553565
>so on point

Hello Buzzfeed
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>>63552325
Was she in Antz?
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>>63553610
advanced search, there are a bunch of extra and super autistic filters
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post yfw they replace uzzie the muzzie with maxwell
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Daniel you claim that christchurch would be better because cricket is the white mans game is retarded, Auckland has 3x the white population and they have indians, whats needed for a team to be popular in auckland is for it to be successful (even average will do), the breakers sell out more regularly than any sports team in the country and they're in a far bigger niche sport than divegrass or league, the warriors have the 6th highest average attendance in the league and all they're supporters are illiterate povos.

agree about eden park though, soulless shit hole, auckland would be the biggest sporting centre in the country if they built a proper rugby/soccer stadium on the waterfront and had a oval at victoria park
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>>63553726
thanks
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>>63553260

Lad I'm not arguing with you that ChCh would get better support that Kekland, you'd know better than me.

But the reality is this. The Channel 10 contract expires in 2018. Let's say hypothetically CA decide to expand the comp by one team (big hypothetical because they've publicly said they won't be expanding). Now who do they award the franchise to? it sure as fuck aint ChristChurch. For a plethora of reasons

1) facilities: James Sutherland was on ABC yesterday and literally said the WACA isn't viable anymore because it only holds 20k people. Hagley Oval only holds 20k and that's with "temporary seating".

2) population. There simply isn't enough people to buy merch, attend games etc. Tasmanians are obsessed with AFL, always have been and it's the no1 sport their. But Lelbourne won't let them have a team and would rather keep flogging their shit franchises into NSW & QLD who don't care about bogan jump. Population matters.

3) TV audience. Channel 10 pay for the BBL and they have no access to the NZ TV market (I guess the rights would be sold to Sky or something). All Channel 10 would gain from having an NZ team is extra matches to air, but they'd get that from literally any team. My feeling is Channel 10 would veto any NZ team.
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Reminder I was against Smiths appointment of captain but you summer of cricket casuals begged for his promotion
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>>63553850
>it was wrong to go out and have a slog with 450 on the board
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https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/107516

fire rising
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>>63553923
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why is burns still at short leg

>>63553923
>>/pol/
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>>63553971
smelly dumb marxist scum
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>>63553971
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>>63554022
i dont give a fuck about immigration but this is cric
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>>63554048
>this is cric

it that supposed to mean something?
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>>63554023
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>>63554028
>that fucking horrible reaction

Has he never fielded there before? He could see Kane was going for an on side shot for like two seconds, should have taken evasive action
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>>63551442
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>>63554082
>/cric/
>petition can only be signed by bongs
Think that's his point seeing as there're only two of us here, lad.
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KANE GOAT
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Someone please tell me they have a webm of that drive
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