Aus 9/559d
NZ 1/71
KANE OUT
>3 posts early
>#20
you're going to trigger him anon
>>63538827
1st for BANE is NZ's best ever batsman
we still in this
>>63538835
what do you mean? :^)
who /crowdpleaser/ here?
who /sending positive vibes france's way/ here?
rest in pieces abraham benjamin
let you're dreamses come true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12zUOGNanwA
>>63538827
ITS THREAD #22 YOU SPED. THIS WILL BE FIXED, MARK MY WORDS
Nth for MWNN is a kek
>>63538827
Include India vs South Africa in there you fucking faggot.
>leave the pee poolanders to me
:(
>>63538845
Right to bare le armes when?
![[Commie] Kamisama Hajimemashita - 01 [BD 720p AAC] [9F07665C].mkv_snapshot_12.07_[2015.10.28_15.41.32].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aYSeaUv.jpg "[Commie] Kamisama Hajimemashita - 01 [BD 720p AAC] [9F07665C].mkv_snapshot_12.07_[2015.10.28_15.41.32].jpg")
This is a good thread OP, except you don't need the commas and it should say "GAMETHREAD" rather than just "THREAD"
>>63538834
Let's get him
>>63538860
never heard of them
A bit worried desu senpai
>DE VILLIERS
>>63538838
Let Martin die before you take his legacy
>>63538867
we are just lucky we got Guptill early, we saw what he can do at the world cup
where were you when you realised starc is the best bowler of all time
New Zealand on pace for 700 phams
Poor AB :'(
Why can't white people play spin?
Did you notice this?
Both ball hitters looking comfetable at the pitch here, I forsee a lot more home runs in there future
So when are we gonna admit South Africa depend on one batsman at least as much as NZ do?
>>63538827
>FFICIAL
kys
>>63538876
>who is Michael Clarke
literally better than Tendulkar
Waiting for Nothin' Lying to show em
>>63538877
What am i supposed to notice?
What country is the french empire of cricket?
Anyone know a source to buy some weed in Coffs Harbour region?
>>63538881
amla
du plessis
>>63538877
oh wow how did they fuck that up
>>63538860
I am LITERALLY the only Australian OP who tries to encourage international contribution on /cric/ by including scores from other games in the OP and posting on topic and highly insightful comments about games being played by teams other than Australia in the thread.
It has all been to encourage a multicultural community in my beloved /cric/, but sometimes I feel like my fellow Australians are sabotaging me at every turn.
>FFICIAL, GRIGIT THRED, #20, XD
fucking state of you cunts
>>63538890
Origin Kebabs, ask for Talib
>>63538876
You realise India did the same thing first innings last test as SA's doing here and won?
When India is fielding it looks like one hand one bounce is an official rule...
>>63538890
Some cunt at the hoey would have some desu senpai
I realise that we have good batsmen on a literal road and this should be easy to ride out at least to 450 but I just have this nagging feeling that literally one wicket right now will bring the collapse
>>63538877
>good god it's spread to amsterdam
![Legend.of.the.Galactic.Heroes.089.[x264.720p.10bit.AAC].mkv_snapshot_16.01_[2014.04.11_15.36.01].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mkHWLJ3.jpg "Legend.of.the.Galactic.Heroes.089.[x264.720p.10bit.AAC].mkv_snapshot_16.01_[2014.04.11_15.36.01].jpg")
>>63538897
>>63538877
kek
KEK
>>63538904
>dean elgar
>4 wickets
why cant indians play spin?
>>63538897
You are the hero this poomunity deserves fampai.
>>63538909
latham and kane should both get 50s at the very least
kane should get a century
>>63538897
They're called "summer casuals" man, just ignore them
Fuck they're bad this year tb h, they weren't anywhere near this ignorant last summer
IM AT THE GROUND LADS, COVERS ARE COMING ON
time for high test gaz
M E R V
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRH4VIasS3Q
>>63538921
IM IN YOUR MUMS BED, PANTS ARE COMING OFF
>Lyon up
RIP poopeeland
>>63538909
I literally always feel that way with every single NZ game no matter what is happening
I'm like a victim of domestic abuse always flinching at the slightest thing
>Hazelshit pretending to be based Merv
end this meme
Lyon is fucking based
World class
>>63538897
>>63538909
HAHA
BASED GAZ
POO PEELAND ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>63538923
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>>63538931
this desu
>>63538909
Hopefully Taylor can finally show what he's capable of and bmac can play like the last innings
>>63538909
shouldn't have spoken m8
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here it comes
taylor you better fucking do something you muppet
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>Leave the pee poolanders to me
>taylor runs kane out
i can see it happening already
>>63538945
Nathan "Kiwi Buzzsaw" Lyon
>go for a walk at 1/40
>have a shower
>get out of shower
>first ball is a wicket
Time for yet another Williamson/Taylor 200 partnership
>>63538948
SPIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WccfbPQNMbg
>>63538964
Fucking water wasting sped. I shower once a week and im fresh as a daisy
Is Lyon the most likeable guy in the Aussie cricket team ever?
Shut up chappell
>>63538974
Best Marsh seems like a nice bloke
the best batsmen's meant to bat at three so why does mccullum bat all the way down at 6?
>>63538973
I don't even turn the hot tap on at all anymore
once you go cold shower you never go back
>>63538974
unequivocally yes
>came from the middle of nowhere
>no one gave a shit about him
>worked full time as a pitch curator
>makes it into shield cricket and eventually test games
>shit
>becomes great through sheer force of will
what a guy
>>63538973
>I shower once a week
Sounds like 4chan
>>63538974
>cheeky groundsman who became a reliable spinner
yes
>>63538982
cold shower is terrible for your skin
hot water opens your pores and allows the dirt/grime to escape
>>63538981
Our best batsman bats at 3
McCullum is fourth best, being generous.
Is Ross Taylor related to Mark Taylor?
If it wasn't for SA based Lyon would never of been discovered
>>63538990
finishing your hot shower with a blast of cold is the way to go m7
I love this ugly balding fuck so much
how many deliveries till Ross gets underway?
what's for dinner lads? I just chucked some party pies and sausage rolls in the oven because I'm a lazy cunt
UMPBALL
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>>63538990
pretty sure it's the opposite of that
>>63539003
got a bit of butter chicken in the freezer that I'm going to heat up tbqh
>>63539002
He'll miss a couple of deliveries, put that stupid look on his face, then get out
What's the 87 meme that the meme commentators are on about?
>>63539001
this is true
it's pretty shit that he just ditched them once he cemented himself in the australian side too
>>63539003
Hungry howies m8. I went H.A.M.
>>63539005
only in a country where the humidity is equivalent to a hot shower
>>63539003
Just banged some frozen chicken snitty's in the oven, add egg, bread and cheese and I've got a meal. Might order pizza later. Bout 11 beers in so far.
Can you cook pasta from kettle boiling water? My stove is broken
>>63539003
Cup of 2 min noodles followed by half a pack of cheesy doritos
Desert will be a few rows of Dairy Milk
>>63539005
>dirtiest people in the world giving advice on cleanliness
>>63539015
>snitty
normalfag detected
bet you say shit like, parma, schooey and 'cheeky' slap. Normal scum
Daniel should've died in the earthquake
>>63539016
you need to keep the pasta simmering to cook, a kettle isn't going to give you enough water in one go will cool too quickly
>>63539023
>shit on the street to save money bowl cleaner
>>63539016
Do you not have a microwave? Just add a 3 or 4 extra minutes to the recommended prep time
>>63539016
Not reliably, but you could give it a shot. Might need to keep refreshing hot water or something as it gets cold
>>63539023
go to /pol/ m8, the french need advice on getting shot
>>63539025
To be honest, I only said it because I fucking hate it when other people say it.
I say Parmy I guess, and Schooey is what dickhead WA and SA people say I would imagine.
Daniel you here mate?
>>63539016
yeah, just cook it in your pasta sauce
>>63539016
chuck the pasta in the kettle and keep boiling the fucker
>>63539025
>not going to the pub for a few schooeys on schnitty night and then having a cheeky slap
>>63539003
2 of pic related with half a kilo of mash spuds for the veg
>>63539038
yes m8, what do you want?
>>63539035
Too far...
>LE FUGG LE NORMALGUNDS XDXD
>>63539030
I know a family who doesn't have a microwave due to radiation concerns
Goosey you here mate?
has Steam Smith ever not sperged out after taking a catch?
>>63539025
>not referring to this big guy as clive chicken parma
Poor Kane.
He's so good and the rest of his meme team are so shit.
You've got to feel for him.
>>63539037
>>63539025
Wait, what's a cheeky slap? Is it a bet on horses?
I fucking hate when anyone uses the word "cheeky" especially when it's used to describe food.
"Gonna have a cheeky slice of cake :^) teehee"
Who's looking forward to the comfy day/night tests?
Matt, you here lad?
>>63539057
CLEOPATRA
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Milky you here mate?
reminder that lyon bowled the best ball of all time
>>63539057
Its a bet on the poker machines that normal fags use
>>63539057
having a fucking slap on the pokies you fucking wog
>>63539035
Russia,China and India should team up together and remove kebab. USA is too kek cause of the libtards
>>63539058
Actually yeah desu. Good time for pub going over here
Anyone up for /TheFox/? I'll bring the banter
>>63539059
I actually am.
Want to hear my elite handegg opinions?
>>63539058
>ruining the game
>comfy
'no'
>>63538852
>>63538852
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/bombings-shootings-in-paris.1117446/page-21
MWNN getting BTFO
Walkbro you here senpai(family)?
>>63539070
I'll be back home by then :(
>>63539071
What do you think of Jarryd "Big Guy" Hayne?
>>63539065
>>63539066
Don't mind the pokies but I've never heard of it being called a cheeky slap.
>>63539072
Bed time gramps
>>63539038
Yeah m8 just about to put my dick in an 8/10 jap slag, should be tight
>>63539072
>>63539025
Agreed
If you call it anything else than a Chicken Parmigiana you're a disgusting pleb and you should get out and take your anti intellectual slang with you.
YOU LADS WANNA HEAD TO THE LOCAL FOR PARMA NIGHT AND A FEW SCHOOEYS? MAYBE HAVE A CHEEKY SLAP AS WELL. LETS INVITE PETE, HE'S GOOD VALUE
>>63539078
because you are a fucking wog
>>63539086
I'm white as fuck.
>>63539077
I want him to return to the NRL and sign with the Basedogs.
>>63539072
>tfw rich upper class family and rich upper class friends
>don't understand any of the australian vernacular
>>63539077
Red 6, you copy m8?
>>63539084
>not calling it a snitty and asking the qt3.14 at the pub for a snitty and chips
>>63539096
>yet on 4chan
Reality Check, you ITT m8?
which one of you cunts is this
Josh Reynolds, you here lad?
>>63539104
I think he got triggered into oblivion yesterday
Check your reddit inbox
>>63539099
People saying snitty in real life triggers the shit out of me. I say the proper fucking name. I'm not a bogan 3 year old sped
Meme Aussie cricketer, you in here yet?
Will-iamson score a century?
Is Ian Smith considered an all time great in New Zealand?
Statsautist, where you at lad?
>>63539112
Will Iamson is an actor m8
>>63539110
Get back on your boat m8
Check your steam inbox
>>63539093
>*tips raider scum sack hood*
>>63539105
Lel was considering posting this
>someone to punish Craig
Based PJ Hughes, you here m8?
>>63539105
Fuck it, bring in Maxlel for the memes
I'm starting to think my gf is cheating on me with this Kenyan guy she tutors, 2 surprise exams in a row? On the weekend? Fuck off
>>63539112
>family friend literally called William Williams
>first born son of three
>his parents both seemed pretty sane
Still don't get it Tbh
Here's the great part, he recently made his FC debut as well
http://www.espncricinfo.com/newzealand/content/player/590913.html
Memewell you here man?
Don't think >we are going to make 200 lads
>>63539113
lolno
I can hear my parents having sex from the other room lads
Daily reminder that I defended Daniel from summer of cricket casuals
>>63539124
never left lad
>>63539121
I actually installed gyprock at Maxwells place a couple years ago. Pretty nice bloke and his eyes look stunning in person
Daniel should've died in the earthquake
>>63539123
yeah I don't get how that even happens. One of my friend's dad's at school was called Philip Phillips
>>63539127
when
>>63539113
A better, less arrogant version of Ian Healy. Decent keeper for his time, because back then keepers weren't really expected to bat
>>63539127
defended from what lad? He was doxxed and partially BTFO
>>63539134
>friend's dad's
yeah ok that must be wrong but i've just finished a night shift fuck you
>>63539112
Give back god's luggage you dirty rotten poms?
Shiggies, you here m8?
>>63539134
My cousin is unironically called Tayleur Taylor
>>63539123
Imagine the memes if he gets in
Good figures for a start so could be
>Will Will Williams get a wicket
>>63539136
Casual detected.
Even all the bowlers have to bat.
Of course he wicket keeper bats. He's part of the fucking team
>>63539149
Daniel EXPOSED
BANE?
CANT CONTAIN THE KANE
williamson looks too good a cricketer to be playing for new zealand
Don, you here in spirit m8?
>>63539144
Thats a pretty rare sounding name. Someone could figure out who you are mate
>>63539105
If Sehwag and Gayle can be good test players why not Maxlel?
>>63539153
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_Of_Cricket
>daniel vettori is the 7th highest run scorer of all time for nz
wew, kek, etc
GOAT
>>63539160
Lol nuffin to hide nuffin to fear m8
>>63539144
inb4 this anon gets doxxed
BANE GOAT
>>63539149
shit m8 you got me
gonna go pooicide
>>63539161
There's a difference between being aggressive and reverse sweeps when attempting to bat out a draw
Is Kane related to Hayne?
>>63539160
>>63539167
Nah, I have literally no traceable connection to him, I haven't seen that side of the family for two decades.
You have NO IDEA who I am or what my end game is
>>63539163
based low order 4 machine senpai
>>63539163
>18 year career
>unironically batted at 6 for a bit
Hard not to
>>63539163
>check england's 7th highest
>Michael Atherton
>>63538985
you forgot
>didn't sign with a state team til they offered him a job as a groundsman
>>63539163
not surprised desu
he had been playing forever.
>New Zealand have been playing international test cricket since 1930 and their highest run scorer only has 7172
how?
The fucking pasta won't cook, now i dropped it on the floor. T...thanks guys
>tfw no Root x Williamson sex tape
>>63539185
BIG
brayshaw could have played for australia if he was around in this era
>>63539189
FAT
So is the Cricket All """"Stars"""" a confirmed flop?
>Brett Lee, Ian Healy and Mark Nicholas
>>63539194
Lets not go that far. FFS m8
>>63539196
POO
>>63539185
because we're shit at cricket
>>63539200
FAIRY
>>63539187
Put it in a ziplock bag then fold it up in an American flag and bury it in front of gamestop.
>>63539196
COCKS
>>63539198
>LE FUG LE LEE
>>63539187
dw i cooked some pasta for you lmao
>>63539199
he unironically has a better first-class average than burns and khawaja
>>63539207
STILL POO
>>63539187
Cook it in the sauce you idiot
That Stuart Binny catch though.
>>63539217
is Binny LITERALLY and UNIRONICALLY still in the team?
>>63539216
Well its all over the floor now numb nuts
>>63539207
the big fat poo fairy is still you pahjeet, my son
>>63539219
Yeah, not sure why he was chosen today when Bhuvaneshwar kumar is fit and in the squad.
POOPITY SCOOPITY!!!!
>>63539221
5 second rule
>>63539213
>>63539219
mishra got dropped for him
on the plus side still no rohit sharma for now
>he leaves poo under ur pillow if you're naughty
When is the next All Stars game on?
>>63539200
>>63539224
>I just saw le poo in loo comic and thought it was funny: the posts
Test 2, Day 2
3
>>63539238
Proxy off
>>63539238
Indian expat detected
>>63539238
DESIGNATED
DUDE POO LMAO
