1st Innings (Day 2)
Australia 2/416 (90 ov)
David Warner 244*
Steven Smith 5 *
>12 posts early
shit thread
>12 pots early
Daniel should've died in the earthquake
3rd for lfwrlabm
>yfw McCullum goes full grim emotions mode and wallops a triple century in 200 balls without ever smiling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ivyq20Jxies
>Brett Lees shoes
I'll ride with you
is, dare i say it, elite?
>med student
>get into conversation with some other student
>he says he has to study 24/7 but is managing perfect grades
>was quite impressed, asked him what he studies
>tells me "electrical engineering"
>mfw
>wonder if he was being serious about his degree being hard
>turns out he was
>instantly Iose respect for him
l assume there's a few engineering students on here, so I'm actually curious. Do you guys actually think your degree is difficult or are you at the stage where you realise anyone could do it?
>>63534971
I WANT TO BELIEVE
>>63534978
typical /gong/ fashion lad
go for 1000 desu
>Channel 9
what would happen if i punched myself in the guts too much?
QUEENSLANDER
>>63534971
He will get bowled first ball not offering a shot in protest
*sighs*
when does bbl start already? this is boring
Will Smith score a century?
>>63534971
wouldnt even mind, just to see some balance restored
>no cricket show
REe
>>63535016
god damn i love these
>Cricket show cancelled
Brett Lee gonna go have a cry
>>63534987
>I'LL EVEN LEARN SOME HINDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtbfPigtOWE
>That walking synergy
wearing mismatched shoes doesn't make you stylish you faggot fuck
Who here going on holiday to Paris in January?
>fucking muslims
>>63535025
probably a miscarriage
>>63535028
top kek, reminded that actually happened
Are they going to play French cricket today out of respect?
>>63535028
>>63535078
Was gonna make some french toast but my oven is broken. What the fuck do i use?
who /reclaimaustralia/ here?
This is fucking disgraceful and boring
All matchs between between NZ and AUS should be played over here just to hopefully make them competitive
>>63535078
New Zealand's already flown the white flag
>>63535078
Let's just say Khawaja made a good choice by getting his innings over and done with yesterday
>>63535086
Go bomb some place and use the residual heat
That would be a true mark of respect
>>63535085
Melbourne is spot on
>pic related
>>63535085
Muh dotted lines along arbitrary longitudes and latitiudes
>>63535101
kek
>>63535115
whole thing is accurate desu
>But le Broad didn't walk!
Fuck I hate the Australian team and that incident cemented it.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/cricket/article-2400743/Darren-Lehmann-branded-hypocrite-Australia-legend-Ian-Chappell-Stuart-Broad-cheat-claim-Triple-M-pay-coachs-2-000-fine.html
Yeah yeah I know Daily Mail but it makes a good point.
Really gave me the fucking shits that we did not get over that for fucking ages when we do it literally all the fucking time (Brad Haddin did it in that SAME SERIES)
Ian Chappell needs to shut the fuck up
>>63535056
>holiday
>Paris
Not even once
Stayed there one night, literal shit everywhere. I'd rather sleep on the streets of the Melbourne CBD. And I didn't hold it to high expectations in the first place.
South France is where it's at, great part of the world.
The syndrome is real
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome
so quirky
>>63535096
How could that ever be profitable with the 500 people who'll buy tickets?
>>63535142
Fuck off Curry
>>63535144
kek. chaps is the hero channel 9 deserves
>>63535144
He's such a fucking depressing cunt
but he makes some good points
>>63535165
TV is where the moneys at anyway
>0/100
congradulashions boultaroo
>>63535147
>LGTSS
>worsten"australian" genetics
>>63535147
>normie humour
>>63535142
And the thing is, it's not even cheating. It's a dick move, but it's not actually against the rules. He has every right to be there
Those times when Haddin put his gloves in front of the stumps WERE cheating though, and he fucking knew it. There's no way you can accidentally put your gloves in front of the stumps and knock of the bails with your gloves
>>63535147
why are they sending convicts to the cricket?
>>63535142
Is this based fucking Zhang dropping more lite truth bombs?
>The three Ians in the box
>>63535145
this, Paris is for normies who know nothing about France. The river and some other parts are nice but you can find that in literally any French city, without the shit.
>>63535212
This
Even if the stumps get bowed over, you can just stand there until the umpire gives you out but only if the opposing team appeals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAUY1J8KizU
>This match
>>63535223
ian > shitchell
>>63535203
Fuck I really love Tim and Eric
Discovered them the other night and I'm fan of really out there alternative comedy like Peep Shiw and Nathan For you
GOAT show
I think Warner is slightly overrated and his stats inflated by the fact he spends half his games on Australian roads, but I wouldn't even be mad if he beat Lara.
Jesus fuck get rekt nz
>>63535147
rate my meme lads
Hey Faggots,
My name is Ajay, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are skinny, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass memes on /cric/. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of cricketers because of your own failures, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on /aco/.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the cricket team, and starter on my rugby team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to badly drawn western cartoons”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (Daniel on suicide watch). You are all literal faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>63535252
This, as long as Aus win if Warner beats Lara's score, it will be happy days
What's the bet everyone on the team this series makes a hundred but Smith gets keked on 99 on a controversial decision like in the Tendies?
>that desperate instant referral
Was fucking hilarious.
>>63535252
Smith is way more overrated imo, at least Warner has a sound technique. Although I do enjoy watching Smith bat because I have no clue how he doesn't fuck up more often
>>63535268
>>>/trash/ is the off topic board now lad
>>63535252
You know he averages >40 away from home, right?
>>63535212
Haddin is just a complete and utter shithead in general though. Keepers are known for being mouthy but he is literally the scum of the earth and nowhere near good enough to warrant his behaviour.
>>63535252
Smith will declare before Warner gets close to Lara kek
>>63535268
>that fat moley arm
>that sly roll of fat near her armpit
>long disproportionate face
You can just tell that she has an absolute dog's body and a shit pair of tits.
Fuck her parents must be ugly
>>63535277
it was 199 wasnt it?
Willamson and McCullum to get two triple centuries r-r-r-right guys?
BASED WARNERKEK
Brian Lara on suicide watch
SKYMAN
Davey's gonna score a run a ball 300 lulz
>>63535313
They might if McCullum asks nicely enough
>>63535313
Yeah. Sure.
>This fucking update
>>63535347
Sehwag already did it
>>63535311
Yep. Apparently they didn't have hotspot either because I dunno they're too poor or something; probably would have been overturned too.
>>63535313
Depends how long Australia bat. Honestly because of the way the WACA turns to shit if I were Smith I'd bat out the full day so NZ has to deal with a slightly downtrodden pitch. If Kane was batting on today he'd easily get 100, but Aus can look to push the NZ innings back until the pitch becomes a bit messy.
Will Warner beat Smith's average today?
>>63535351
Kekinfo
>>63535313
>>63535371
Johnson and Starc would be not be serving up this shit
Williamson would do well to score a ton against this attack
/GONG/ MENTIONED
GONG MENTIONED
some fb pages are alright
THANK YOU BASED /GONG/
lmaooo wow this is reallllly boring lol
why do people still watch this when we are living in the year 2015? where are the fireworks? where are the cheerleaders? why do the commentators sound like their 90 years old? so boring, i'm going back to /wwe/ cya nerds
>tfw got Warner top-scoring in this series at $2.25
They may as well pay out now.
>>63535371
kek PP won't score 250
This is the fucking WACA and Straya have Johnson & two 6'6" lanklets
>>63535407
quality post, fellow patriot
>>63535396
>wife
>not mum
>>63535390
>being so fucking casual that you didn't even watch the first test
Kane is literally better than all of your batsmen. The rest of the team is shit though.
Do these two ians jerk off over how rich Smith and Warner are?
>>63535407
>we are living in the year 2015
COME ON
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>dat awkward Smith ad
>38-39 degrees in Perth
Jesus Christ the "fucking hot" meme is real
>>63535427
>PP's are L I T E R A L L Y this delusional
kek
KEK
>>63535427
lol no
Kane won't get past 50
>its hot here at perth
how hot heals?
Two maidens already
COLLAPSE
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>>63535453
>>63535457
Perth is a meme desu
it only exists so bogans and Maoris can get rich
>>63535189
Yeah but Australians don't watch cricket on tv unless it's happening in Australia.
> MY 300
DAVE
WARNCÙCK
YA BLEW IT
JUST DROP WARNER ALREADY
gg
Warner YOU KEK
>>63535461
Who is better? Warner? Smith?
Kane is literally the best batsman in the world right now. Warner is getting fed literal shit from our fucking crap bowlers and is lapping it up. Kane scored a hundred at 90 while the rest of his team was collapsing without ever missing a shot.
eat shit, dave
>>63535453
>OVER
>>63535466
I called it, I'm the new Tone
Pretty disappointed I didn't get to see how high he would jump at 300 though.
kek. couldn't even score 300 against poo peeland
>>63535489
that's because nobody with half a brain will sit and watch pakipaddle from 12 am to the next morning unless it's the ashes.
"people" unironically think Warner isn't shit
>>63535528
faggot
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
Smith should just declare now, there's no point anymore
F I N A L L Y
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WHO /stillbtfobuthappyasfuck/ HERE?
>scores 4 runs
>lifts his bat up in triumph when he gets out
>>63535376
kekbuzz actually.
>vogeshit averages 56
wew
>>63535528
Yeah those refugees didn't feel at home without any bombings or machine guns ringing out across the city. Poor lads are just homesick and we should respect their culture.
>>63535528
I can't believe this is real.
US imports the worst fucking immigrants
Thanks Warner we might as well just forfeit now
Kiwis are obviously just too good
>>63535566
entury on debut helps
>>63535528
Do you think him and old Andy Z still talk?
Wonder if he watches his meme videos with JRod
Whys it replaying?
Anyway gr8 innings from davey
>>63535528
IT'S
T20 > ODI > Test Tbh lads
>>63535618
ALMOST
>>63535647
proxy off bsa
>>63535656
HOT
>>63535613
>Do you think him and old Andy Z still talk?
they used to do the bugle podcast weekly, now they do it like 3 times a year and I'm pretty sure John still only does it because he feels sorry for Andy
LETS GET THIS BAD BOY TO 1000
>>63535647
test>t20>odi
>>63535680
>360 posts early
>>63535660
Pretty sure that's a Canadian thing
A true BSA doesn't know what those things mean
>>63535647
What's a West Indies player doing in New Zealand right now?
>yfw Eagles of Death Metal sales skyrocket
>based ustream died
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63535748
>you will never be a young cricketer at home listening to Tubs coach you to the top
I really just wanna fucking die
>>63535754
vipleague m8
>>63535765
Don't know what's more disgusting, the puke or the fact a non-Catalan is bandwagoning Barcelona
>>63535748
There are worse bands in the world than the Pigeons of Shit Metal so I don't mind Tbh.
>yfw their music becomes a symbol of nationalism
>>63535746
west indies is more like T20>>>>>>>>ODI
and they dont even consider tests
>>63535754
It's on Skygo m8
>>63535800
>divegrass
>>63535784
>ywn hear him whisper "it's Australia's favourite air" into your ear as he takes you from behind
JDIMSA ;_;
just watering the spectators
qt asian water girl is back
when will stove declare?
>44 deliveries
>7 runs
What a "captain"
>>63535849
dese niggas be plants she b like "imma water these plants" lmao
>>63535872
>lesweatingirishman.jpg
>>63535890
he's learning from cook
>Channel 9 """"comnentary""""
>>63535890
What is a test match?
>>63535913
Tbf there's literally nothing else to talk about. This test is already over.
>>63535913
im having an aneurysm listening to brett lee
>>63535930
holy shit, you don't even know what a test much is? fuck off casual
>39 C
Fuck me lads it's way too fucking hot
>>63535952
21 degrees here. It's fucking cold.
>>63535952
Why would any first world citizen live in a country this fucking hot? Jesus Christ. Same question goes to the BSAs in the southern states.
>>63536031
I unironically enjoy the sun and the heat
>>63535952
I literally complain at anything above 20
The goal of these attacks is to make the West hate muslims indiscriminately. No matter how upset we are, we must resist this. We must remember that IS is doing this to other muslims in Syria every day, and welcome them as refugees and allies.
>>63536031
Beats freezing to death.
>>63536031
Sydney is comfy as fuck
Worst Australia once again proving it is Worst Australia
>>63535951
mong
>>63536044
Lel I complain about under 20.
>>63536052
Cold > hot Tbh.
>>63535872
>cricket legends walk among us
>fat single mother with two black children
lel
HAHAHAHAHAHA THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS TUBBS I'VE LITERALLY NEVER HEARD YOU MAKE FUN OF SLATS GETTING OUT IN THE 90'S
>>63535952
>>63536025
>>63536044
>>63536064
gonna get up to 14 in the day, bit hot lads
>>63536099
Mute the TV, you nerd.
IT'S FUCKING 2015 LADS
>>63536115
wew
got the ice bath ready m8?
>>63536099
AHAHAHA
DID YOU KNOW THAT THESE GUYS WERE FORMER PLAYERS AND USED TO HAVE A CAREER IN CRICKET BEFORE COMMENTARY? AHAHAHAHA YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT, BUT THEY ACTUALLY DID!
>>63536099
slats pls go
>>63536099
>listening to this shithouse commentary
>not listening to music with your /cric/
Literally pleb. The only commentary worth hearing is the english one.
>>63536115
fuck that
>>63536143
>Literally pleb. The only commentary worth hearing is the english one.
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING CASUAL DETECTED
ABC Grandstand is BASED as FUCK
>not listening to grandstand with the TV on mute
ISHYGDDT
LE CHEATING GLASSES MAN
>>63536115
>Lance Corporal Craig Roberts, 24, Lance Corporal Edward Maher, 31, and Corporal James Dunsby, 31, died during "freak weather conditions" on July 13, 2013
>The Army reservists were in the middle of the 16.4 mile timed "yomp" on Pen y Fan, Brecon Beacons, Wales in soaring 27C temperatures when they collapsed.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/defence/11649347/SAS-death-march-soldier-suffered-hallucinations-as-a-result-of-heat-exhaustion.html
This is literally the funniest thing I've ever read
that man has to post on /cric/
>Warney's grouse at cricket
Fucking lel, need a webm of that,
>>63536162
Enjoy your 5sec delay, m8
>Australispergs
>>63536057
All memes aside, Sydney's climate is one of the best in the world
>>63536182
>Not being retarded so it's in sync
KEK
most elite commentator coming through lads
>>63536182
Grandstand on BASED digital radio is only about 0.5 seconds ahead of the TV.
Literally perfect time to hear something happen on radio and turn your head to then see it happen on TV
>>63536198
this desu
cant think of anywhere better than Sydney on a year-round basis
>>63536161
TV commentary obviously. I'm not going to go out of my way to listen to a better commentary, I'd rather just mute and listen to music. And even with the English guys I still do music often, it's just that they're the only commentary team that don't make me actively want to shut them off. I literally can't take a minute of these channel 9 knobs
>>63536115
The fuck? Are those times incorrect?
Over here it's generally hotter during the day time than at night
>>63536171
tbf SAS is very rigorous in their training, you have to factor in their being forced to the point of physical exhaustion, they also have a lot of clothing on (army uniform) and they're also carrying lots of weight in their backpack.
But yes if it gets 25C+ people start dying here. We don't have any AC at all and most buildings are really small and built to retain lots of heat, so indoors tends to get a lot hotter than the outdoors.
rentalcars.com chick is smoking hot holy shit
>that round face
>Ryano on grandstand
B A S E D
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>>63536234
>But yes if it gets 25C+ people start dying here. We don't have any AC at all
I set my AC to 24C
>>63536200
literally can't understand half of the things he says tbqh
his accent is a literal meme
>>63536221
Reminder that Poo Peeland will NEVER have commentary as BASED, ELITE and INTELLIGENT as ABC GRANDSTAND
>>63536224
British weather is very random, island weather. You can have sun and mild warmth and in the next hour it'll be pissing down with rain.
Probably just a warmer spell coming through.
>>63536264
>literally can't understand half of the things he says tbqh
nigga u srs
his accent is easy as fuck to understand
Reminder Burns batted like total shit yesterday and a decent bowling attack would have immediately exposed him
Reminder Bancroft will be the next GOAT opener
>>63536255
I liked hearing Nannes talking about lollies and reverse swing yesterday
>>63536257
The point was that indoors was going to be above 25C due to the cold-centric construction and lack of AC to reduce it.
Also the fact people aren't used to it as well doesn't help.
>>63536279
>being THIS fucking summer casual
You cannot make this shit up man. You absolutely cannot. We unironically have the best commentary team in the world, and I distinctly remember a bunch of australians being jealous and wishing they were covering this series (would be incredible). But obviously, you weren't there, you filthy fucking summer ausfailian keket casual, literally end yourself.
>>63536234
I'm really envious of the pvc window design that's common in the UK, wish it would catch on here
>>63536287
>Reminder Bancroft will be the next GOAT opener
>37 FC average
wow
much elite
>>63536295
ABC just comeup with new GOAT commentators every year
why is 9 so spastic?
True story- I used to date a Russian chick a few years ago. She was from some place over the Urals in Siberia, she said the winters in Wellington were worse than Siberia because of the cold wind and the lack of central heating.
>>63536283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6MK5KHPvlc
translate this
>>63536308
kek
KEK
K E K
YOU are not English and the English commentary is the only one any Australian has ever said that about and no Australian would ever have listened to Kiwi commentators other than at the CWC.
Ian Smith is on 9, he is one of the regular Kiwi commentators and he is even WORSE than Channel 9 bogans. He is an insufferable, whinging cunt.
R8 my cat bros
French pride
World pride
>>63536353
neat pattern get
>>63536349
Fugg man das one cute kitty brah
10/10
Nice review
>>63536349
He's dead??
>>63536349
:333333333333333333333
>>63536341
Tbh he's purposefully trying to be meme there
Related: https://youtu.be/jHUVgLhq8Jg?t=16s
Bumble even said on air that he couldn't understand them
>>63536342
>he doesn't even know what I'm talking about
That is how casual you are. You are so fucking casual that you literally think that I am talking about the commentary that Ian Smith participates in. Holy shit man, holy shit. And yes, there were definitely Australians listening, I remember them posting about how there should be an Australian version (there should be)
>>63536349
It's fine
>>63536385
Nah m8, just all tuckered out after a big day :3
>>63536349
lazy sack of shit
>>63536349
that's a poofy tail
>SMOTH
>>63536349
Name?
REMOVE STOVE
The fuck was that you fucking sperg.
Is Steve Smith the worst captain Australia has ever had?
Stove you retarded autist
MONG
O
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>tfw at the end of this test both teams will be getting a new captain
Realistically, how many Shield centuries does Travis Dean have to score before he gets a Test call?
What a filthy slog kek
aus collapse for all out 550
a-a-are >we doing good now lads?
>>63536440
webm version
>tfw warner becomes captain
>>63536430
Charlie.
Or Hitler from some angles
>>63536452
>550
>collapse
Yeah nah, a collapse also means a low run total
>>63536399
is this how poms actually talk?
Reminder that I said he'd get out cheap and this would be the start of his slump.
Did you see the way he sorta went after some wide balls he should've left in England?
I really don't see him maintaining this form for long. If he relies purely on hand-eye than he'll probs go the way of Ponting with his decline tbqh.
Did England destroy him mentally?
>>63536455
You've pretty much won, it's fucking over.
