Old Thread >>63528582
UFC 193 is tomorrow lads, hunker down and brace yourselves for the Rogan shilling and massive influx of casuals
UFC 193 weigh-in video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKGvMrqQH10
UFC 193 weigh-ins are official and the results are as follows:
>Main Card (on PPV at 10pm ET/7pm PT/3am UK)
Ronda Rousey (134) vs. Holly Holm (134)
Joanna Jedrzejczyk (114) vs. Valerie Letourneau (115)
Mark Hunt (265) vs. Antonio Silva (263)
Robert Whittaker (185) vs. Uriah Hall (185)
Stefan Struve (265) vs. Jared Rosholt (239)
>Preliminary Card (on Fox Sports 1 at 8pm ET/5pm PT/1am UK)
Jake Matthews (155) vs. Akbarh Arreola (155)
Kyle Noke (169) vs. Peter Sobotta (169)
Anthony Perosh (205) vs. Gian Villante (205)
Richie Vaculik (125) vs. Danny Martinez (125)
>Fightpass™ Early Prelims (on at 6pm ET/3pm PT/11pm UK)
Dan Kelly (185) vs. Steve Montgomery (185)
Richard Walsh (170) vs. Steve Kennedy (169)
James Moontasri (170) vs. Anton Zafir (170)
Ben Nguyen (126) vs. Ryan Benoit (125)
UFC 193 embedded episodes:
Extended: https://youtu.be/j3-F6DcGUsk
1: https://youtu.be/iixYjUo4AyY
2: https://youtu.be/1hGPf1BTxjQ
3: https://youtu.be/JMiAd2STAf4
4: https://youtu.be/UM_r7X2Rt_U
>>63532422
So what happened? Holly pushed her or something?
Please no replies like "FUCKING WWE BULLSHIT I HATE ALL WOMEN REEEEE"
Fuck off /heem/. You're next to go after mandrama.
Schaub is literally irrelevant
PRAY FOR CHEICK
>no mention of Cheick or France
0/10
>>63532464
pray for jihadi testicles
Thank you Shooto for the heems!
>>63532499
post link pls
>>63532510
ufc.tv
>>63532510
UFC Fight Pass.
Frenchbros need to stay inside, dont want to see you guys get permaheemed
https://twitter.com/danawhite/status/665322766099353602
NEW ANGLE OF IT
BASED HOLLY
>>63532551
They think about 140 people are dead already
RIP France
>>63532578
>European Cup in less than 8 months in France
that shit will be insane
>>63532568
"sweet chick act is all fake, I see it"
Ronda confirmed mad
>>63532643
intense as fuck
>>63532551
>wanting the Yuros to survive
>>63532682
>>63532667
>>63532643
WOLF TICKETS
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>>63532551
>>63532578
At least 100 permanently heemed inside that concert hall.
I wonder if Ronda thinks the Paris attacks are a hoax
> tfw #danger #canada came to fruition.
We could have stopped this HEEM
>>63532448
Ronda got in her face and Holm pushed her off and she threw a tantrum about it although she was the one trying to get into her head.
>>63532759
The Illuminati is trying to draw attention away from her because she is willing to spread truth about all the false flags
>>63532422
>UFC 193 is tomorrow lads, hunker down and brace yourselves for the Rogan shilling and massive influx of casuals
YESSSSS BRING IT MAKE IT NOWWWWWW
>>63532845
Thank you friend. Even if all of /heem/ hates the card I'm psyched to see Joanna and Ronda and Hunt/Bigfoot 2 because I think Hunt will win easily this time
My ref can't be this cute!
>>63532851
i cant wait for our sticky
>>63532568
lel Ronda is all up on her and then when Holm raises her arm she gets butthurt and wraps around it.
This is some weak ass psychological bullshit.
>>63532899
>This is some weak ass psychological bullshit.
Hey man if it works it works
>>63532749
source
![11427330_943326372402064_6804500_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OkCH9QB.jpg "11427330_943326372402064_6804500_n[1].jpg")
i want ronda to lose but no way shes losing
shes going to destroy
>>63532963
Holm- A Vulgar Display of Power
>>63532965
inb4 Ronda gets a late sub and Joe Rogan compares it to Silva vs Sonnen 1 but says it's an even bigger comeback and more impressive.
>>63532936
http://www.france24.com/en/livefeed
French news site broadcasting in english, they've got people on the ground around Paris.
>>63532749
What was reported elsewhere? About 60 more?
Please wake up Europe, France has about 150 former fighters from the middle east living there as citizens, freely able to do what they want. Likely many more are not known about but are in the same situation in migrant/refugee camps. Stay safe, frogbros.
>>63533012
inb4 Rogan literally proposes to her in the post-fight interview and loses his job
>>63532963
>dat Ronda midriff
hnggg
>>63533018
lmao the terrorists have got people on the ground around Paris too
Hopefully New York learns from France's mistake and legalizes MMA.
>>63533012
>Joe:OHHHHHHHHHHHH, Unbelievable, Mike. That is the greatest comeback I've a ever seen in MMA history [holds back tears].
>Mike: Just. Like. That.
>>63532568
>Doesn't even wait for the other fighter to put her things down
>Meme stance
>Chimping out when you started it
Are they trying to turn her into Mayweather so I can tune into her fights hoping she gets heem'd?
>>63532963
>Dana copping a feel
>>63532840
>>63533063
#NotAllJudoka
>that delusional Ronda rant
LMAO
>>63533018
I don't know what they said on that feed but 100 seemns to be the total number officially for now. Nobody knows what happened to those hostages. But without a doubt the number will go up
>>63533062
kek
>tfw Serbro is gone
He's probably gearing up to remove kebab as we speak.
literally wwe tier speech
top kek
I will die happy if Paige Vanzant is torture-murdered by a serial killer.
Did Joanna do her goblin stare and weird head thing at the weigh ins?
divegrass player from England picked a fine place to dine tonight!
heem tappy
>>63532963
Cheeky Dana
>>63533132
Is it because she's a good Christian woman, Adan?
>>63532889
>Albuquerque
>>63533027
>USA in charge of telling Europe to wake up on middle eastern immigration
Fucking clueless, literally about 99% of you.
>>63532963
>lemme just get a hand in there
Has Ronda ever faced someone who was taller and had a longer reach?
>>63532729
>TYBND
This bullshit with Rousey has been going on for a while, and it's true, nothing but wolftickets
>>63533160
Don't forget to pronounce it the Brazilian way!
>>63533182
Cat Zingano has a longer reach than her, but she isn't taller.
>>63533207
How is that?
>>63533229
>counting the Cat Zingano fight
>>63533172
>Canada in charge of even joining in on talks about politics when they just elected someone with the intellectual capacity of a teenager
We just can't stop lone wolves, Trudeau. France is inviting situations where groups of these people can plan together. Teams of ones and twos, in terms of casualties, is not making much of an impact. Nevermind the added extremists inevitably in the camps, France willingly pays tax money to house former terrorists and soldiers. Germany rather literally has the blood of Europe on their hands yet again, but at least this time they did it in reverse, right?
I hope WW3 happens soon and we annex you keks for the oil tbqh
>>63533229
Cat and her stupid flying knee. What was she even trying?
>>63533142
is he dead?
>>63533182
>>63533229
Alexis Davis too.
>>63533279
hasn't said anything since... although desu if I survived a situation like tonight I wouldn't be hanging about to take selfies so will prob wait til tomorrow before I get worried about him
>>63533248
Like so:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RqPSKIEzTR
>>63533133
She did.
Valerie looked she was about to die from that weight cut.
LAds, these are trying times. Remember, the eyeballs are the most vulnerable part of the body. A quick strike to the cornea will immoderately disable anybody. God bless.
>>63533274
>tfw Jihadi John was killed and he can never face off against Chris Weidman in the octagon
imagine the promos for that one
>>63533354
jihadi john is not dead
HEEM SLEEPY
>>63533378
he got evaporated
HEEM DEAD
ABSOLUTELY
DEAD
>>63533378
You Yanks apparently blew his ass up this week.
>>63532422
>wymyns mma
>lolrouseywins
Who else /not watching/ tomorrow night?
>>63533445
Joanna's fighting m8
>getting KOed by a man who has a rat tail
Shooto Brazil has had more violent heems than France tonight
>>63533407
THE BIG KIBOSH
>>63533491
>those feet spasms
scary
>>63532422
>UFC 193 weigh-in video: >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKGvMrqQH10
Haha, weigh in Ronda is cray.
>>63533550
wwe diva tier
It's Sandro time!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iEiVFrPets
claudia and megan olivi together at last
HEEM BREAKY
HEEM SHOULDER INJURY
Holly Holm erect_nipples at the weigh-in.
>popped a capillary in his elbow
>>63533791
looking stronk and focussed
>>63533791
im cumming
>>63533263
>le politics man
haha fucking fag
>>63533797
Did he really just mention a torn ACL when talking about a shoulder injury? Christ, and people think Rogan is bad
>>63533831
lol yes he did
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ulHcVdErCx
>>63533831
>and people think Rogan is bad
Only when Rousey is fighting
>>63533791
hot as fuck
>>63533902
top kek, it's a shame Bisping didn't give him some stick for that
>>63533922
How bold and courageous
BODY SHOT
HEEEEMMM
HEEM BODY SHOTS
I can hear Bas screaming from here
>>63533922
not the SJW shilling gummon boiii
We need to drop the H-bomb on the middle east
>>63532568
Lel. Holly comes from boxing though. This isn't really anything compared to boxing. Not even banter. Like straight up awful people watch boxing weigh ins. Like Nick and Joanna. They act like boxers and rustle the fuck out of their opponents.
what are you guys watching?
>>63534120
UFC 193 Rousey vs Holm
>>63533591
Yeah, I think sometimes people just get nuts when they haven't had anything to eat or drink. Ronda does do that whole 'YOU WANT TO TAKE WHATS MINE' shit, though.
>>63534120
cnn
>>63534120
sky news and shooto
>>63534120
French people getting heemed permanently on CNN
>>63534120
Shooto Brazil is on the main event. Ton of good heems. Then I'll probably watch the Ronda rousey 193 promo on repeat 50-60 times before going to sleep.
>>63534111
Thanks for the webms, ausie webm bro
Out of curiosity how big is your fight-related webm folder?
Be honest though, how long would you last against Rousey?
>>63534202
I fight at Featherweight and my style is similar to TJ's. I would heem that piggy in under 30 seconds.
>>63534202
condom or no condom?
>>63534238
>I fight at Featherweight
Kill yourself manlet.
>>63534191
My heem webm directory has 592 webms, the majority of which are regional bangers. My goal was to get to 1,000 heems by the end of the year but it appears I'm going ot undershoot that mark by a fair margin :(
I also have a misc heem-related webms directroy which has 147 webms; mostly little things from events, like the attached webm.
Total size is about 2.2 gigeroos
>>63534202
She would be done with one shot, uniroincally, you shouldn't be allowed to live if you're a "man" and you wouldn't have her crying with one punch.
Can some one rec a website to be on UFC 193, in Canada?
dark fella almost got heemed twice that round
>>63534326
I am pretty sure it will be avaliable at UFC,tv in your country.
>>63534294
Get in my guard, Muhammed.
>tfw none of my friends want to watch it in the pub with me
>even my entire judo club has backed out
pretty heavy swing of momentum in this fight, loving it
>>63534416
where you at
>>63534299
Damn son you're doing the lord's work, certified real fight fan. Don't get discouraged, instead of thinking of numbers just consider all the good events that're coming up and get hyped. Mendes/Edgar, Aldo/McGregor/, Weidman/Rockhold, Lawler/Condit, and Dillashaw/Cruz all happen in the next 2 1/2 months. What a time to be alive
>>63534523
Melbourne m8
When will this 'sport' get moved to /asp/?
>>63534532
Oh definitely it's been a fantastic year for fights. That 194 weekend is gonna be nuuuuuuts.
I'm personally finding myself getting really excited for Weidman vs Rockhold. Something about that fight just seems like it's gonna be huge.
>>63534535
what suburb m8
>>63534556
Whenever you want, who cares.
Pretty good fight to end the card on I think. That was a crazy, crazy event.
>>63534556
Make me move and I'll go. By the way I'm a black belt in Jeet Kun Do and Wang Chung
>>63534608
It's got the same feeling as Jones vs Cormier did, where there are so many "what ifs?" surrounding it, and undoubtedly the hardest challenge for Weidman so far.
>>63534608
Oh hell yeah, all of December is stacked. And you know UFC 194 is going to be crazy when you have Weidman vs Rockhold as your co-main. Honestly I think the only fight that could follow that up IS Aldo vs McGregor. Top to bottom I hope it's as memorable as 189 was, it certainly has the potential to be
>>63534556
Nice proxy
>>63534737
Many people are saying Aldo won't show up
I'm starting to worry
>>63534714
There are no what ifs. Weidman will crush him.
Daily reminder Nick Diaz beat the LW Pride Champion Gomi by GoGo, WW Champion Lawler, LW UFC champion BJ Penn, a no contest decision to a roiding MW champion, and LHW champion Frank Shamrock
https://twitter.com/MMAjunkieSteven/status/665330538861871104
women's 125 pound incoming
it's the ideal weight because 115 is full of skeletal midgets and 135 is full of chubbies
too bad about how empty all these divisions will be
>>63534896
The mad man is back and memier than ever!
can't wait to see what celebs show up tomorrow to support ronda t b h
>>63534867
Can I join the team still?
>>63534900
i can't wait until the ufc dies
>>63534900
125 would cannibalize a large part of 135 wouldn't it?
>>63534896
> midget, inexperienced lawler with lucky punch, washed up BJ, Silvas first fight after broken leg havent fought in over 2 years, Old,Washed up Frank.
Wow Impressive
>>63534941
Sorry man, he gave out the final invitations back in May. Hit him up on Twitter and maybe he will make an exception.
>>63534947
ahahah
>>63534900
>can barely sell 100,000 PPVs at men's flyweight
>add a women's 125 division
I swear to christ they have retards running that organization.
I have a hard time imagining a fight between Mendes and Edgar. There's just something about it that doesn't feel right.
>>63535081
It's going to be a grapple fest ending in a decision.
>>63535081
edgar is replacing aldo
>>63534900
They don't have enough people to make Fly relevant
Are they just going to make every regional idiot sign?
>>63534947
>>63535002
Yeah, I'm sure a bunch of nerds on of 4chan.org know more than boxing world champions and coaches who praise her technique. You imbeciles are the real experts.
I know you're probably stupid to realize that was sarcasm, so I won't take any chances and spell it out for you. Ronda is a fantastic striker with a proven effective, albeit unorthodox, technique. Dominick Cruz and Jon Jones are praised for their unorthodox styles, but Ronda is criticized because she is a woman. It's sexism. Plain and simple. Real fight fans enjoy good technique regardless of a fighters genitalia.
>>63535102
>grapple fest
not if edgar can help it, he wanted none of it with a weathered smaller team alpha manlet
>>63535116
fuck off, edmond.
>>63535132
God that fight was so disappointing. 5 rounds of literally nothing.
>>63535141
>they showed each other a lot of respect in the octagon
>>63535116
>still going with the shtick
stop trying to find a hook
I'm going to make every game thread tomorrow with Schaub in the OP so he is guaranteed a sticky like his legend deserves.
BASED HIROYUKI CONFIRMED AS ONE OF THE 160+ DEAD
RIP IN PEACE BASED HIROYUKI SAMA
YOU DID ONE FINAL GREAT DEED B4 DEAD MOVING MANDRAMA TO PURGATORY
MAY YOU ADMIN FOREVER IN THE HALLS OF /HEEM/
HIROYUKI
RIP IN PEACE
2015-2015
>>63535141
woah, i could've sworn that fight was 3 rounds, as a co-main or something. you're right i just looked it up.
it must've really been 5 rounds of nothing.
>>63535161
>no counter argument
>I-I'l just call it b8
Top laugh
>>63532643
>wolftickets
I don't get what the fuck dolce thinks he's gonna do....
Why is he even there?
>>63532643
>Scripted drama
I haven't been paying attention to Rousey/Holm. Has Holly done anything to piss her off in interviews or is it just Ronda being a cunt?
>>63529104
Holm for the upset
Joanna via tko round 3
Hunt via tko round 1
Hall via decision
Struve via submission
>>63532643
>Ronda can't deal with people touching her
Princess syndrome in full effect in that webm, I hope Holly heems her just to see the shitstorm afterwards.
It wouldn't be a disaster if Ronda lost tomorrow cause then more people would tune in for Ronda vs. Holm 2.
>>63535403
ronda was always a massive cunt
she insults her opponents in interviews too
honestly jones and DC are cunts too,but not on the same level
>>63535403
Holm hasn't said a word and Ronda was chimping out saying that she's just putting on a fake act.
I honestly want Holm to win now after Rousey sperged out at the weigh-in.
>>63535576
First they announce Ronda-Tate 3 for the JUST value
>Gopro on a hotshoe mount
Fuck everything.
>>63535546
Ronda touched her first.
>>63535116
We haven't really seen much of RRR's striking.
Why isn't this on /asp?
>ring like wrestling
>gloves instead of knee pads like wrestling
>meme wrestling fighters going to MMA
>womans division is shit like Divas
It's the exact same shit
>>63535783
Because it's a sport and not a soap opera
Beniel Dariush vs Mairbek Taisumov set for the UFC Boston card January 17th.
Another solid fight to that card but they aren't giving Dariush a premium fight because they know he lost the Johnson fight
>>63535841
How's this work, you choose fighters and hope they win?
What's the point?
>>63535841
gtfo shill
i've seen u in here b4 shilling draftkings
this is sponsoring/advertising bitch where the mods at
Who is going to win Lombard or Rory?
>>63535866
Rory, he is on another level.
That fight will be akin to Weidman vs Belfort
>>63535783
>gloves instead of knee pads
>>63535866
Rory, he prove he could fight well without his "chocolat" at 189
Meanwhile Lombard was roided to the gills that even normal tests caught him
>>63535841
>>63535865
lel, there's an eternal fantasy NFL thread where people discuss daily fantasy all the time, get fucked
>>63535900
whats that shill?
get keked desu senpai
heem
https://instagram.com/p/-DMAcAhESQ/
still mad lads
>>63535958
She's already lost :')
>>63535958
haha oh wow she's going all in
>>63535958
Yup, I'm officially going for Holm.
>>63535958
>fake respect
>fake humility
What the fuck is she talking about? Does she not realize she ran up to her opponent first and got in her face? If anyone has no respect it's Rhonda.
>>63535958
who came up with the andstill thing? was it jones? I feel like he was the first one who started using it
>>63536029
>Rhonda
Now that's disrespectful.
>>63536029
She's selling the fight, dingus.
who /ManDrama/ here?
>>63536059
>inb4 NWO Ronda
This shit should go to /asp
>>63536059
I like to think that it wasn't planned and that Ronda is genuinely at least a little bit miffed, but then again I thought Wanderlei pushing Rampage and yelling "my belt" wasn't planned either
>>63536059
Muh dik
>>63536076
I like it
Who keen for some Idaho regional MMA? Wait don't stop reading yet. It's got Steven Siler in the main event.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOHnufypJLM
>>63535958
>Ronda talking about people being fake
Lel, I've got my first aid kit ready for when Holm heems her and my sides either split from laughing so hard or I cum so hard my testicles leave my body.
I might die from dehydration later though, crying from laughter at the shitposting on /heem/ after it happens.
What is everyone's favourite /heem/ moment? Mine is Canada predicting Anderson's broken leg.
>>63535958
>I'm just gonna bull rush you when you're unaware then get in your face like a cunt then when you raise your arm I'm going to tie it up
>y-y-you don't have respeck
Man, I know this is to hype up this shit fight but do I really want her to lose but it feels unlikely when Herb Dean is reffing.
>>63536055
>>63536083
While this might look obvious at a glance, when it comes to Ronda, I'm not so sure that's the complete picture.
Some fighters do take all this shit personally and get all emotional about it. Just look at how Ronda has treated her past opponents. She always talked shit to Tate and never shook her hand after a bout. You can also look at her season in Tuf to see what kind of a person she is.
She is nasty and classless in general as a person.
>>63536076
Dat drop knee saenage
>>63536106
>a fat monkey goes and takes a picture
jeez no wonder no one cares about them.
>>63536137
She's clearly a judoka.
She did a pretty shitty ouchi before she went for the seoi nage.
Anyway, can someone please tell me what the fuck "heem" means? I'm not /sp/ecial needs
>>63536151
i saw a bunch of white people taking a picture/video of a guy who just committing suicide by train, no one cares about anyone especially not you to be honest
>>63536076
that filename is hilarious
>>63536160
It comes from a WorldStar video where a nigger gets knocked out and looks like he's having a nice nap. The words heem sleepy come up on the screen, and thus a meme is born.
>>63532643
What would have happened if Holly straight up super pushed Ronda and she fell off the stage? Holly insta black listed?
>>63536059
>this was posted literally 6 minutes ago
>it now has 33.5 thousand MORE likes
fuck. this sport really is growing, fuck the memers who say otherwise.
>>63536151
Tell me about it.
>>63536191
no it's not ronda is just popular
>>63536137
I remember Pat Miletich calling it the Japanese Whizzer during a fight. Same move with a different name I guess?
>>63536168
>who just committing
monkey confirmed. Don't you have a banana to eat?
Anyone got a shot of Hunt 2.0? I heard he came in heavy but didn't look like his usual fat Samoan self.
>>63536029
>2016
>taking the bait
I SHIGGY MY NIGGY
>>63536193
>implying you care about anyone but yourself
>bashing black people on an anonymous board
just stop
>>63536151
You sound terribly salty cracker
>>63536191
ROUSEYMANIA
DON'T BE A DNB
BUY THIS CARD
>>63536191
>believing the electronic abacus jew
>>63536226
>muh poor little niggers
Back to the shed you go.
>>63536227
I'd rather be salty than born a tar baby
>>63536212
Why be racist on this board when you never have and you never will do anything about dark skinned people? You're not going to stop them from doing anything ever. Either do something about it or stop being a fucking phony online.
Has Ronda's hairline always been like this?
>>63536243
yeah i'm sure uploading pictures you named "nigger twitter logic" on here will accomplish a lot you coward. if you happen to have kids you won't do a god damn thing if your daughter marries a black guy.
>>63536191
>33.5 thousand is a lot on instagram in 2015
>>63536266
bad shop
This pbc boxing fight dayum
>>63536246
TAR
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NIGGER BTFO
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>>63536246
All these flavors and you chose to be salty
>>63536286
>Straight mushed her off the jump lol
muhfuggen bix nood
>>63536292
Brain Damage: The Fight
>tfw going out with the bros tomorrow to go watch the fight
>tfw told them I'm only going for based Hunto and /JustExisting/
>tfw one of my Thai bros does a Dan Hardy nod
>>63536293
>bashing blacks for posting a racial comment using their real name and picture on twitter
>not willing to do anything but insult other races anonymously
keep pretending that "the race war is coming" and that you'll do something about it someday
>ronda cutting a promo
I thought /wwe/ got moved
>>63536320
>Holly Heem we coming for you!
>>63536270
>le coward
>implying my daughter would be trashy enough to marry a black man
>>63536320
She turned heel bro
>>63536352
yea she'll end up getting knocked up by scouser
>>63536404
Darren Till is good marriage material
>>63536404
Not even English, try again blob.
>>63536352
I'm Jamarcus and I love white women tbqh
