England vs Spain #2
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Get your lazy ass here
lads what the fuck...
why are we so shit bros?
>Spain gets the worst Costa
>Spain gets the worst Alcantara
Both teams are horrible in attack. The only difference between both is one have Iniesta and the other one doesnt
the reason england doesn't support their national team is because england is full of indians and pakistanis who feel more allegiance to club sides and would rather see someone from a rival club fail for england instead of doing well
all the vitriol for spurs and city players makes this obvious to see since the arsenal and united fanbases are so full of these "english" people
>FT Luxembourg 1-0 Greece
new low every game
>england's entire midfield
What an absolute terrible joke.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
GET SOME GOOD LADS WITH GOOD LEGS ON THE PITCH
DIER ALLI VARDY
>Barkley
>Can't shoot
>Can't/doesn't pass
Why is he allowed games?
>>63526256
The sad thing is that some people genuinely think like that
This game is absolute fucking boring shit. England are about as exciting to watch as West Brom.
>>63526314
Woy is a dinosaur and can't understand modern tactics
Sterling should play there
>>63526256
thanks for resposting pal, someone might care this time
>>63526364
brown person detected
Hodgson needs to go he can't even teach a team to press...
>>63526232
>worst Alcantara
>implying
LETS GO ENGLAND LETS GO
>no football tomorrow
what do i do?
willy dicks with a side of cock
that is the state of english football summed up in one sentence
How do i get rid of hiccups lads?
>>63526256
This is very true.
>>63526232
>The worst Alcantara
~~~~~~~~~~Hart
Clyne Smalling Cahill Bertrand
~~~~~~~~~Dier Alli
Walcott~~~~Kane~~~~Sterling
~~~~~~~~~Vardy
Spanish players are such a bunch of fannys, they are like the kid that would start something in school and then go to tell the teacher crying when they got hit.
--------------Hart
Clyne---Stones---Smalling--Bertrand
--------------Delph------Alli
Lellana--------Sterling--------Vardy
------------------Kane
Should've set up like this desu
>>63526411
Good, more time to play FO4 desu
>>63526378
Innit
Mike Bassed no. 1 choice to replace him followed by bog sim
Why is the thread so quiet? People out partying?
we've literally had like 5 good chances to score
but the shooting from sterling, barkley and delph has been shocking
>grease
>>63526411
Go outside 2bh lad
Succ english defenders
>>63526412
why
What are you eating lads?
>>63526444
/sp/ is kill
>>63526411
probably gonna do 7 or 8 hours of edging to solid sevens desu
>Kane
>>63526441
I was thinking on getting a gaymen pc, but I'll probably only play a few hours then fuck it off.
Fucking Kane fuck off
>KANE
Sterling yet again the only doing anything.
>>63526444
Threads are much better without normies around.
>>63526444
>partying this early
nah lad
>>63526464
>monkey food
>>63526256
This actually makes a lot of sense.
>kane
ayyyyy
>Kane
we actually looked quite good there for a few seconds
>>63526464
Fuck off monkey.
>>63526444
friday night m8
Kane once again being utterly shite
meme players, not even once
>>63526464
>literally a monkey
>>63526455
haha silly me :p
>>63526464
not sure what's worse--ketchup on beef or ketchup on bananas
>england
>white
>kane
and that was a nice bit of football
>trying to pass it in
>delfi
Both teams are wank T B Q H
>>63526506
give him 3 chances that good and he'll bury one of them lad
>yfw england fans approve of dinking it around in the box instead of shooting
>greece
they won the euros 11 years ago how can everything go this shit this fast?
Need Lingard instead of Lallana or even Young.
Who Esp/a/ña here?
>Tfw the meme team of Wales are unironically losing to Holland
LEL EXPOSED!
>>63526501
>>63526507
>mohammed
>>63526488
(you)
>>63526546
well he's had 2, let's see how your hypothesis plays out
>>63526512
>playing tika taka in the penalty area
>snapping it to Kane out of nowhere on his weak foot
Wow, shocking he didn't score....
we actually played the best bit of football of the game with the buildup that kane shot
england > spain
no but honestly we've been horrible. spain haven't been good either in all honesty but we've been total shite.
>>63526578
Fuck off spear chuckler
>>63526549
>Olive skinned 'people'
too dumb to think ahead.
This is the type of game Rooney would do OK in 'cos he can control the ball and is still pretty strong.
>>63526444
Many games means people are in different threads
>>63526578
Andy Carroll recalled to England when?
>>63526599
>rooney
>able to control the ball
lel not for england
>Lelana somehow continues to gets into the England team despite never doing anything good for club or country
How does he do it lads?
>it's half time
didn't even notice
Why the fuck isn't legacy captcha working anymore
>>63526584
Wales aren't a good team at all, they just gat Bayoled out in key moments
>>63526614
I'll be seeing you tomorrow.
MEME CB
>Spain couldn't get 1 shot on target against the midfield might of Carrick and Delph
top chuckle, joe allen scored
What does Jones do to deserve to start for England?
When hes not permaded for united hes dogshite.
>leave this game to watch belgium italy
>they're already 1-1 at 25 mins
>haven't scored since
this semen slurping sport isn't for me
>>63526628
He's pretty kawaii.
>>63526621
against a team of fancy dans like spain i actually think we'd score a bunch with carroll up front as long as we just pumped crosses in to him
Say my name
>>63526694
Bane
>>63526694
CHAT
>>63526628
he's been the worst player after sterling. offers absolutely nothing to the team
>>63526694
Jamie ''The Terror of Tokyo'' Vardy
GO SPAIN!!!!!!!
>>63526705
post
>>63526694
Jaime "the Hiroshima Hitman" Vardy
The reason England are shit in tournaments is because FIFA hate England and put them in piss easy qualifiers.
This means England spend all their time playing nobodies and therefore epnever getting good enough for the tournaments when they finally play against the good teams
>>63526694
>le chatty man
>>63526715
Kane
Jones
Carrick
Walker
Bertrand
Delph
Kane
Lallana
Barkley
have all been worse than Sterling
>>63526694
mr manhattan
>>63526694
Jamie "say my name jap" Vardy
>>63526746
>Bertrand
niet
How can a piece of crap like Iniesta do whatever he wants against England?
>>63526416
Take a sip of water, bend over so your back is parallel with the floor and then swallow
>no homo
>>63526642
Looking forward to it la, I'll be watching while getting wasted on homemade akvavit with my friends, so I'll probably drink myself blind if we lose
At least Zlatan is over the hill by now, Bendtner is literally a bigger threat
>>63526772
>whatever he wants
You're telling me he's choosing to play this badly against England?
Spain have been pretty disappointing honestly, we haven't been playing that well and we could easily be ahead
SO YA'LL BE SAYEN
THAT WE BE SOME SORT OF
ENGLAND SQUAD?
>>63526772
You shut your GODDAMN mouth
>>63526789
We will lose don't worry. Our coach hates Sweden.
>>63526772
what? he's given it away constantly
if barkley was shit we would probably have scored off of one of his mistakes already
>>63526694
lisicki <3
>>63526800
He's that bad now, but he recieves and has no pressure, can choose what he wants to do and free passing lines
Is he a Smackhead?
>>63526843
They're sitting back and waiting for the counters. It's really all most teams can do against Spain, to be fair
>>63526836
>>63526836
Go back to where you came from, fatty
>>63526802
so much this
yes spain have passed it around nicely in midfield and kept the ball away from us like they always do but they haven't been good for the most part.
but i would say we've actually had better chances to score. we're just too shit to do that.
does the UK not have 4G LTE? just 4G?
>>63526849
decent chance desu
Tom Hanks could play Louis van Gaal in a biopic
>>63526849
Looks like one of them knobs that rides around on their shitty moped all day.
AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
*smacks lips profusely*
SO HOL UP HOL UP
*steals*
SO U BE SAYIN
*gets jiggy wit it*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
*eats a skittle*
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
*checks for nearest KFC*
U BE SAYIN
*collects welfare*
HOL UP HOL UP
*licks teeth and smacks lips*
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
*does the crip walk*
SO U BE SAYIN
*opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
*tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer*
WE GON BE
*dindu nuffins*
FINNA WE GON BE
*sucks air through teeth*
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
*pulls up sagging pants*
SO WE GON BE
*instinctively looks around for police*
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
*faints and then gets up repeatedly*
SOM FINNA
*scopes dem titties*
SO WE GON BE
*shouts at movie theater screen*
SOM FINNA
*chucks spear*
AYYYOO SOM FINA
*sets down cotton bale*
HOL UP
*strokes welfare check pensively*
WE GON BE
*throws gang sign*
SOM FINNA
*swings from basketball hoop*
WE GON BE
*grabs dick and shuffles left and right*
SOM FINNA
*participates in a drive-by shooting*
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
*converts to Islam*
U SAYING WE GON BE
*repeated World Star yelling in the background*
SOM FINNA
*sells crack*
SUUUUU SIIIIIIIII SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*evolves from a primate*
>>63526836
Hopefully this is Walker's last game for England. He's terrible.
what cannel is this on?
>>63526849
His chins looks so pointy when he dives they could call it spear fishing
>>63526849
Healthy as hell. He looks like a cyclist.
>>63526897
oh fuck off he's been fine
Rate my tea lads.
Sorry lads, I thought england were playing at home so I fucked up the subject
my bad
Why isn't Messi playing?
>>63526913
Grand Union.
>>63526776
thnx senpai, you saved my life
>>63526849
Are you chatting shit m8?
>>63526934
fucking nice f@m
get some sauce on the chips now, good lad.
>>63526913
ESPN3
>>63526913
It's not
>>63526925
he's one of those paki arsenal fans who'd rather see spurs players fail than england do well
>Nolito in
yes
>>63526892
>SOM FINNA
Finna means the same as gonna, not kind of.
tfw no ashley cole, ferdinand, terry, gary neville, david beckham, lampard, scholes, gerrard
pretty boring game
>Carrick isnt a crab o-ourkid i swear
why are mancs so dumb?
>>63526934
looks dry lad
>>63526934
looks ight for comfy food
dunno if i can be arsed making myself a mushroom curry or get comfy food
>>63526951
virgin
>>63526934
Spicy/10
>>63526934
Where is the tea?
>>63526935
Why didn't you learn from my mistake?
>>63526816
know the feel la
>>63526827
Can't blame him seeing the current state of the country, sadly
>all these shit skins in this thread
This is for true English warriors only lads
>all this HURRR ARSE FANS HATE ENGLAND COZ KANE INI
2bh la's I'm fucking gutted Ledley scored for Wales the shit fucking gypsy cunt
#clubbeforecountry
>>63526937
resting for El Clasico
>englel
>good at any sport they created
pick one
desu, I don't give a shit about Spain, the NT can disappear tomorrow and I wouldn't care, but thinking that England has been better (or even much better) is british delusion
>>63526967
>tfw if not for seaman england would have won in 2002
>>63526961
>>63526925
How many attacks have you seen down the right compared to the left? Big loss of possession leading to a Spanish chance. Defensively not good enough. Sorry about your "everyone's a paki gooner" paranoia.
>germoney
kek
HOLY SHIT BOYS, YALL NIGGAS JUST SEE THAT?
IS MARTIAL ELITE?
>>63527030
virgin
>>63527041
We do though. Spic players have no heart.
>>63527030
so what result are we predicting, lids?
1-0 my guess
>>63527074
No and no
>>63527030
quavers
>delph
can see why city never play him
NOLITO TIME
>>63527074
wrong thread leaf wanker
>>63527030
i thought you had killed yourself
why do you walk towards the camera?
>>63527122
1-1
>>63527151
what's wrong with lito? what is lito?
Never trust anyone, not even your Delph
>Nolito
Prepare your anus filthy brits
>>63527122
9-6 after a really intense side to side 2nd half.
Nice of the defender not to dive
>>63527122
1-0 spain
>>63527151
chico time > nolito time tbH
>>63527179
good post lad
>>63526967
WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO OUR ENGLAND SQUAD AND FOOTBALL IN GENERAL
CAN WE DISCUSS HOW SHIT FOOTBALL HAS BECOME INTRANATIONALLY AND INTERNATIONALLY
Chavs desu
>>63527200
>side to side
its end to end you mug
>>63527216
go chico go chico go
>>63527225
Cringed
>>63527237
I would fuck the girl on the left tbs (to be sincere)
>>63527097
kek
>>63527197
How did he become a good player only at 28?
Is he the Spanish Vardy?
this is boring as fuck
>>63527220
non natty lifters who don't have the aesthetics to become competitive bodybuilders or fitness models are embarrassing
>>63527255
American BTFO
>>63527237
1>2
>>63527262
I would rather fuck one of the blokes those two look rough
(no homo)
>>63526628
he is a player for Liverpool FC
>>63527237
I see Luke Shaw put that weight back on.
>>63527262
I'm downs with that ans so is she
>>63527279
Friendlies always are m8
not our year la, england are fucking shite
I'm from brighton btw
>>63527277
He is
>>63526256
See >>63527255
you dribbling retard.
>>63527308
are you gay then ?
Why is Stershit a selfish nigger?
>>63527292
exactly
how does he continue to get in the England team?
>>63527277
He started late, he'll be playing until 45
>>63527323
>>63527284
>>63527255
get a load of this mad paki
>england without Gerrard
Bartra desu
>>63527368
Jonjo Shelvey is literally better than Gerrard
Sterling is so fucking static he literally did nothing in that move
>>63527325
I like to run in shorty shorts but i'm not gay
>>63527368
Almost as bad as england with gerrard.
morata for costa fucking when
>>63527279
this is an England international game. what else were you expecting?
>Costa plays for Spain
i qek everytiem
>>63527323
Take out the deep south where almost no white people live and it's no problem tbqh
Have I missed owt, lads, or is it same old England?
>>63527237
Brits are so fucking ugly eewww
>>63527381
Refer to:
>>63527401
>tfw Matty Jarvis will never get a call up
>tfw England will never have a decent winger
Why is Sterling in the team? He's pants
where is Rooney?
the genius mind of woy
>pass around the back
>lob it up to no one
or
>do nothing in the midfield
>give away possession after one or two touches
>costa
did defenders just learn that he was soft as shit
Why won't Spain put Messi on? This is boring and he'd likely score.
>>63527279
england friendlies are the worst football games put on tv tbH lad
>diego bosta
Well done Elephant Man
>>63527368
>england with Gerrard
>>63527461
injured
>no West Ham players in
That's what's wrong.
What are they chanting to Diego Costa?
>getting out sung at home
fucking embarrassing from Spain
>>63527490
West ham dont have any english players.
THE ELEPHANT MAN
Sterling has been the only good player out there today and smalling.
Guys there is a poo in my bum and its sliding
>you know remember that Spain vs Brasil fight for Costa
he would literally be the 4th or 5th foward in Chile, and we dont even have forwards.
>>63527490
andy carroll would fit this "hoof it up and pray" style better than harry kane
cazorla is kek. he was horrible in the north london derby too. is cazorla finished?
>>63527514
this desu
Were Spain booing Pique??
Why fabregas and costa are playing
>>63527512
Cresswell is the best english left-back, also Noble as your captain would be the huge thing since you did well only with memorable WH captains.
>Meanwhile, back in communist Bosnia
Who /bored/ here?
I'm even drinking.
dayummm nolito tricky af
>>63527545
Why do you give a shit nippon?
>Walker being beaten by the same move by the same player TWICE
>good spanish vardy
>dele alli
mite b cool, time4nutmegs
based nolito
>Putting a literal back alley deli on
What the fuck does he see in this guy, Hodgson has fucking lost it
Walker is genuinely terrible
