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>>63519639
>tfw you will never date a girl that looks like a feminine boy
>tfw you will never date a feminine boy that genuinely looks like a cute girl
why bother living
>>63519639
ARCHIVES CHECKED AND VERIFIED BTW
WHO /ellyse/ HERE??
>>63519639
seen any faces today lad?
first for Warnkek double ton that I predicted this morning
>>63519648
ur gay
>>63519645
Fruit on pizza is always good my friend, strange people are afraid to try it
It's actually thread 17
Reminder that I'm LITERALLY the one who exposed Warner as Australia's best batsman on /cric/
>>63519657
1st for the sunny day I predicted on the morn.
Who /lastexamtoday/ here?
>tfw too tired to even consider going out
Is cricket the comfiest sport there is?
>>63519656
only mum and my younger sister
reminder that /cric/ is the best general on /sp/
>>63519639
Series counters are only for Ashes series you SEETHING freshcunt
We should declare half an hour before stumps on day 1 just to rub it in
>>63519662
FUCK M8, i just checked again, ill fix it up next thread
REMINDER NEXT THREAD IS #18 LADS
Who studying for 3 exams next week while watching the cricket here?
>>63519672
mine is tuesday, and i've got a huge report due monday. not good m8s
>>63519672
I read that as /vasectomy/ which is what you should be doing tb honest.
>>63519682
>day 1
You mean day 2 m8. Last three digits are our total.
Big Dog's going to bed, g'night cunts
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>>63519684
who /wageslave/ here
>>63519676
reminder that Charles St is the best designated shitting st in India.
>>63519672
>>63519684
Finished last ever exams yesterday.
Now I can spend all day watching cricket and playing fallout
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Thank you friendly Arab
>>63519687
>literally can't read
>badmouthing people getting educated
How many Aussie batsman have gotten out without scoring a century this series?
Poo Peeland is embarrassing themselves.
>>63519696
That's the point, though. What could be more embarrassing than a team declaring on day 1 and still beating you?
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>>63519713
>27 posts
>1 australian IP
nice 'poomunity' you have here kek
![[Vivid-Taku] Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka S2 - 05 [E8DBF832].mkv_snapshot_12.34_[2015.11.13_15.06.23].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1uuIJZx.jpg "[Vivid-Taku] Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka S2 - 05 [E8DBF832].mkv_snapshot_12.34_[2015.11.13_15.06.23].jpg")
remember when autistic losers from new zealand were saying they would beat us this series because they won the rwc thanks to refball?
lel
>>63519713
Literally just Smoth
Why do they bowl these chest high balls for them to pull? Either bowl a bouncers like a fucking man or bowl it full
Zimbabwe would literally have bowled better than this
Explain yourselves you fucking pieces of kiwi shit
>>63519734
>>63519725
That must mean it's just me talking shit to all of you
I want a grilled cheese sandwich but my oven is broken lads. What the fuck do i use?
>>63519734
they're bowling at a new zealand length and are literally and unironically unable to adapt to the australian bounce
this reminds me of the india series a couple years ago where clarke scored all those double hundreds and everyone padded their averages
australia will go overseas and get blown out
>>63519738
I...I'm not sure how that's an answer for shit bowling
>>63519747
literally who cares
nobody comes into OUR house
>>63519705
>>63519705
Worse m8. /internship/ reporting
>>63519743
Microwave lad
>>63519759
>falling for that meme
hope its paid and with a good company lad
That NZ bowler named Henry reminds me of that Kiwi who came out to Australia a few years ago thinking he could take on the mighty Karl Stefanovic for the morning show.
>>63519752
Google 'Why do bowlers bowl shitty bouncers against Australia?'
First result
>>63519768
Then it's a boiled cheese sandwich with hot bread
https://twitter.com/kokeeffe49/status/665083212398358529
>Getting blown the fuck out by warnerkek unironically
kek
KEK
senpai
>>63519774
HURR LE LOVABLE BOGAN MAN
Stefanovic can get fucked. Absolute flog.
>>63519738
>actual discussion
>google it
>>63519705
>tfw my mum is my employer
>tfw I pick my own hours and get paid top dollar
life is good m8
am i literally the only kiwi in this thread?
>>63519789
>being a male prostitute
>>63519730
and Meme Marsh
>>63519780
That dude's laugh was awesome
>>63519705
>tfw start work at 7am tomorrow
should i even bother going to bed?
>>63519794
Hi!
Where the maidens?
>>63519780
RARE TRIP
>>63519809
>>63519802
nah, just get a bag of MDMA and go nuts
>>63519809
probably at home desu
its a bit nippy out tonight
>>63519780
>spannerhead
>>63519785
>flog
You know I don't think there is any word that reveals someone having a shit personality as much as this one.
>>63519821
The politically correct term is "japanese"
lads this album is unironically fire
>yfw David Warner beats Lara's 400* tomorrow
>>63519838
you cant use that in a sentence though mate
>its a bit japanese out tonight
sounds ridiculous family
>>63519845
He will do it tonight lad
>>63519840
ikr
>no pressure
>no sense
>we are
>all in
>we are
bangers
that is one small ground 2bh
>>63519845
>He gets 464 and commemorates his mate Hughes whilst doing absolutely nothing to put his murderer behind bars
Other than Smith, what other captains have been autistic? Google didn't help
So Craig is turning it away from the lefties out of footmarks and dumbfuck McCullum doesn't even have a slip in?
>australia could declare after today's play and never be the slightest bit worried
>20 overs tonight
>Warner could realistically finished on 250*
who /seething/ here?
>>63519855
make a grilled cheese sandwich
>>63519867
i often see things
Fuck Khawaja has a feminine voice
>>63519861
they arent going for wickets mate
>>63519874
this made me lel
just letting you know because I like it when others tell me that I have made them laugh
Enjoy this feeling lad
based bane bowling lads
>>63519867
I watched that years ago
Carpenter made some great films
>>63519883
then why bowl Kane
>>63519757
>that posturing
Are you literally 12 years old?
>>63519861
Only way they are going to slow the scoring down is to take a couple mate, plus the batsmen can't drive as freely if they know there is a slip in.
>>63519897
freshcunt detected
>>63519897
I was repeating what an Indian once said to me
lighten the fuck up you shit cunt
Someone please tell me they got a screenshot of those guys that are chucking the sickie
>>63519885
thanks friend
>>63519899
I'll slip in to your mum m8
>>63519883
That reply above was meant for your comment.
There has been a real lack of contest between bat and ball today
>>63519907
loving the banter lad
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>>63512674
Calling it early
>this guy
>Kiwis
>have the audacity to still show their faces
At least fight back. I'm embarrassed for you.
I'm using this game to summarize your peoples and country
>>63519895
over rate, plus seamers are tired
Lol Chappell laying into this kiwi cunt
>>63519930
>big strong american noticed us
>>63519931
Nah, they are just being nice, making sure everyone has a bowl
Are PP this bad?
I wonder if the Kiwi players want to tell Warner that he married a complete slut that they have all fucked but have to bite their tongues because of Brendon
>>63519927
they really need IDs on /sp/
>>63519940
Mcmeme knows how important it is for Khawaja to make some runs at this point of his career
>>63519925
This game.
I went to a camp at this summer boarding school in Ireland which was full of Spaniards and French kids.
There was this one Portuguese chick who was 17 (I was 15) who just oozed sex. At the camp mixer she was just wearing a bra.
I was massively lusting after her, but had uggo Spanish chicks after me.
The one time I got close to her, was when she came behind me and stuck out her hand in the circle. I was to slow to put my finger in it to break it.
She just looked at me with that look of 'my expectations were low, and I'm still slightly disappointed.'
If I was quick enough we woulda boned.
>casuals ITT unironically think Khawaja and Warner are good for tearing up this limp dicked NZ attack
new and improved ford girl is god's gift to the world desu
>>63519947
what the fuck would that achieve?
>>63519950
Nice blog m8
>>63519950
nice blog post BSA
>>63519958
expose zerobese
>>63519960
>>63519961
samefag
>>63519949
I think McCullum has instructed his bowlers to go easy on Khawaja because he understands that he can play an important role in the acceptance of muslims in Australian society.
McCullum really wants to see him succeed
Witnessing history here lads
>>63519953
Drop the trip
>>63519958
being able to harass and abuse people would be a bit easier
>>63519831
And I don't think there is anything that reveals someone having a shit personality more than liking Karl Stefanovic and shitposting behind a proxy.
>>63519962
does he think Warner is shit? Was that him in that post?
Fucking casual scum
>>63519947
they need to get rid of flags
>>63519953
Drop the trip
>>63519960
>>63519961
thanks guys, I'll let you know more about the camp in my later posts (good story about a French kid thinking I could speak French and one about me being too scared to pee in the bathrooms so I pissed in the sink in my room). I'm gonna just watch the cricket for a bit now.
>tfw no rugby league
>>63519977
You're just saying that so people will stop responding to you with poo in loo
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>>63519995
>no sauce
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>>63519995
cover them in BBQ sauce and we are good to go
Hey cric do you have a gf?
>be 26
>have 18 year old gf
Life is good man, and even better if we win against the kiwis
>>63519974
>YUH PROXY
Oh no someone doesnt believe I'm in Indonesia, guess I will just console myself with fresh oysters and a sweet sweet 8/10 shaved mixed mollucan and javanese pussy.
>>63519987
exactly you fairy bread eating faggot
>>63519995
Why the fuck is it on the floor
>guppy
cheeky wicket incoming
This is literally embarrassing
I can't even sit and be comfy and watch this because it just isn't comfy
Fuck this shitty team
I was really looking forward to this
>>63520000
Don't like sauce. Nice quads
>>63519995
>sausage rolls
You sure are a fat piece of shit
>>63519995
Not the only long cylindrical objects you'll be doubling up on tonight desu senpai
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>>63520014
why do you always post in twos?
It is extremely comfy btw
>>63519995
Shit/10
Here's my healthy salad I'm having for dinner tonight, bacon, sautéed mushrooms, shredded cheese, croûtons, radishes, carrots, tomatos with a dash of ranch dressing, wala
>>63520007
Your gf is an ugly cunt, she must have been a cheap buy
>>63520006
>Life is good man, and even better if we win against the kiwis
>if
come on man
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>>63520007
>oysters
>in Asia
how to spot a white boy
>memecullem
kek
>Kanchō (カンチョー?) is a Japanese prank performed by clasping the hands together in the shape of an imaginary gun and attempting to poke an unsuspecting victim's anus, while exclaiming "Kan-CHO!".
Memecullum bowling
NZ damage control
>>63520027
Either way I'm a fucking an 18 year old
>>63520025
>salad
u sum kinda fooken poof?
>>63520010
>thinking having access to food is an insult
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>>63520009
>you can only post images from the board you're on
>>63520042
no you're not
>>63520011
its on the ironing board
>>63520007
>Reality Kek in Bali
Jemaah Islamiyah where are you now your country needs you?
>>63520050
Yes I am cunt
>>63520046
original joke lad
holy fuck mccullum and guptill bowling. this is pathetic they shouldn't even have agreed to do this series
>>63520056
it's ok friend, this is a safe zone. you don't have to lie anymore
Guptill is unironically bowling better than Craig
>>63520055
>>>/reddit/
>>63520059
they're just letting the bowlers rest for the new ball american
>>63520006
>Start new bar job as a 26 year old
>All the girls are 18-22
>They don't realize how old I am
>mfw
It's like shooting fish in a barrel
>>63520066
>damage control
Who ZOOPER DOOPER here?
>>63520067
>working in a bar at 26
What went so wrong for you, anon?
>>63520032
Well um, no shit I'm white? And oysters are a big thing in east Indonesian dishes, China and Japan so you really don't know what the fuck you are talking about.
>>63520067
there's no need to lie, we won't judge you for being a jobless virgin
>>63520067
You realise girls prefer 2-5 years older guys anyway?
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>>63520006
Yeah
I'm a brown guy with a white gf :)
mcmeme being such a nice guy, giving waughner his 200
>>63520073
Not hot enough yet lad but I'll be digging into those soon
>>63520075
they are poor quality and cheap over there but they still charge high prices (relatively) because foreigners will always buy them
Australian oysters are much better quality
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>that over
>Memecullum wants to give Warner the double century off his own bowling
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>>63520108
>manlets compensating
>tfw you will probably never score a test double hundred
>>63520110
William Warner is the accounting manager at NOCO Energy Corp.
I thought Shane Warne was a bowler? he's doing well with the bat
>>63520074
I dropped out of University then moved the Europe, when I got back I got a job with the only skills I have.
>>63520076
Why would I lie about being a wage slave?
>>63520080
I realize girls are dumb as shit and don't know what they want
>le new zealand clapping intensifies
Little manlet fag was out lbw before he even got to 100.
Will Bushman Koala get a double century as well lads?
>yfw Smith declares on Warner 390*
>>63520088
Holy shit way to show your absolute pleb level. Yes Australian oysters are better, I won't pretend to deny this, but if you're not a dumb shit who goes to Bali and tries to live like a king, you can go live on a REAL paradise island like Seram which is where I'm at now. You can "literally" get your own oysters and go fishing in beautiful waters and take as much as you want because there is "LITERALLY" no one here, except me and my 8/10 muslim princess who I fucking love banging and jizzing all over her face.
>>63520114
>probably
one day he does his ankle in that idiotic jump routine
>>63520118
That's Mark Waugh you're thinking of m8
>>63520120
>Why would I lie about being a wage slave?
It doesn't matter why you do it, I'm just letting you know that you don't have to lie any more. It's ok friend, you're safe here
>>63520130
enjoy your salmonella
401 happening
>>63520130
Drop the trip
>>63520129
If Warner makes it 300, Smith will either declare when he is out, or when the score is approaching 700
Granted that it happens tomorrow, otherwise Smitty declare at 550
>New ball only helps Australia
kek
KEK
>booult
>>63520105
story?
>>63520135
Thanks for always being there for me anon
>>63520132
i wouldnt have the stamina to be quite honest
Warner memeslogging again when he gets his milestone.
Probably gonna throw away his wicket even though he has a prime platform to go for the world record.
>>63520142
Falzon has had previous high-profile relationships with sporting stars such as Braith Anasta, Matt Henjak, Matt Poole, Brent Staker, Anderson Luis de Abreu Oliveira, David Carney and Marcos Baghdatis. She was also in a brief relationship with British funnyman David Walliams.[10] Falzon is also known for a "toilet tryst" with rugby superstar Sonny Bill Williams. In 2007, she was captured on a mobile phone camera with Williams in a men's toilet cubicle at the Clovelly Hotel. She was also seen with another Bulldog player - Ben Roberts - at a Kings Cross nightclub only three hours after her toilet tryst with Williams[11]
Falzon is the wife of Australian cricketer David Warner. They married in April 2015.[1] They had their first child on 11 September 2014.[8] On July 15, 2015 the couple announced they are expecting their second child, another daughter.[9]
>replaced after 3 balls
what's the over rate lads? will we get 9 more overs? i wanna see fucking 400 on the first day
Mfw we sneak out of the hotel tonight at 4am tonight and don't turn up tomorrow.
oh for fucks sake new zealand
it's 3 balls old
>bushman damaged a brand new ball in one shot
>0.3 over old ball
>20/2025
>warner whacks the shit out of the new ball
>'there's something wrong with the new ball'
>2225-20
just fuck our balls up family
HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND? HOW MANY NEW BALLS DO YOU NEED POO PEELAND?
This is one of the most pathetic games of cricket I've ever seen
TAKING
THE
PISS
>two fours
another new ball?
>mfw I thought Poo peeland were gonna be betetr than India
LET THE SLAUGHTER BEGIN
>this is still unironically our best ever team
fucking hell lads
fucking hell
>warner
>>63520170
fuck no
this is our worst team in a long time
when was the last time NZ won a test series against Aus?
>>63520174
Hadlee (the only good cricketer they've ever had)
>>63520170
Its ok m8 you're slightly less shit at pyjama cricket
Really impressed with Warner's batting, you know I tried to congratulate him for his 200 and let him know what a good job he's doing.
He said some pretty rude things in response though and made some insinuations about my relationship with a sheep that I thought was quite juvenile to be honest. I'll probably write an article on that later, but not until the series is over. I don't want to put the Australians off when they're playing such great, aggressive cricket.
>>63520175
a touch too much
NZ were really good two or three years ago, what happened?
>>63520174
>almost 1/400
who /goingtomorrow/ here?
>>63520173
You are either blatantly lying as a form of damage control, or you are a supremely casual and fairweather cricket fan.
This IS unironically, New Zealand's best ever team.
>>63520175
it is full of cans of bintang and sweat from aussie bogans like yourself
enjoy your oysters though
>>63520175
whatever the local water supply has infected you with has clearly made you delirious
I'd Jennifer Anniston tbqh
