After the quickfire best-of-9-leg matches in the group stages, we’ve reached the knockout phase of the Grand Slam, with the first four last 16 ties taking place tonight. Wolfie is the BDO’s sole remaining representative in the tournament, as his last leg win over Steve Beaton ensured he topped Group B & set up a second round tie with Kim Huybrechts. Andy Fordham’s return to top class darts was ended by Michael Smith, Lard Lad taking out checkouts of 160, 150 & 112 on his way to a 5-2 victory. Opening tonight’s action, Wee Rabbie faces a not-so-Wee Robbie in the hideous shape of ‘average Liverpool fan’ Kong. The less said about match 2, the better; we want Jenks to do it, we hope Jenks can do it, but deep down we all know this is going to be a routine pocketing for the caravan dwelling rapist. Gando v Webbo is the third match of the night, and the Scot will be looking to continue his strong recent form (with the exception of a choke that would make a wanking MP proud in the European championship final) as he builds up to defending his World title at the Ally Pally next month. Rounding off the evening should be the match of the night, as James Wade - who has looked in fine form so far this week - meets Barney, who has thus far actually looked bothered about trying to perform & even showed some resilience to hold off a fightback of sorts against Larry Butler in his final group game. It’s amazing what dropping out of the top 16 with the Worlds just round the corner can do for your focus. Coverage from Wolverhampton gets underway at 19:00GMT on Sky Sports 1.
>Tonight’s matches (best of 19 legs)
Robert ‘I’m Thorny, so Thorny, Thorny, Thorny’ Thornton v Robbie ‘They drink it in the Kong-o, la’ Green
Taylel v Terry ‘Oh bullocks’ Jenkins
Gary ‘I didn’t even want dubs’ Anderson v Woblster
James ‘Not BONKERS anymore’ Wade v Barney
>Day four roundup
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/1sd5a66q434b31951uxck0et3y/title/singha-beer-grand-slam-tuesday
>Barney
>>63489456
Is that a Real shirt with Barca shorts? Dear god, Barney, why?
>>63489544
It is. Barney seems like such an odd bloke.
BARNEY ARMY
>>63489456
Where is his atletico cap?
>>63489456
jesus
Who is your favourite darts body?
>>63489963
...duh
>>63489963
>>63489456
Think about this:
>Paedo Suarez is above Barney in the order of merrit when the World Cup starts
>MVG has to throw with the guy who sent dick pics to his niece
Please make this happen
>>63490049
VvdV is still £40k ahead of Paedo Suarez
>>63489456
>average tourist
>>63490073
True, that would be an amazing couple. Especially their speed.
>Kong
>Being proud of coming from Stoke
Just started watching.
>Robbie Green has got to the last 16 of a PDC tournament
Fucking why?
10-0 incoming
>>63490260
At the Dutch telly they said this would be a 50/50 match. Delusional af.
DAT 170
Kong will always be a bdo jobber
Where did the Bonkers name come from?
>>63490329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISy0Hl0SBfg
Was his walk-on song and because he's bonkers
>>63490273
Nope.
>let me tell you about a 170 checkout la'
Kongs counting is fucking terrible
>Mong in charge of breaking throw
Rabbie on top form
Barring a total Rabbie implosion, this match is already over. Kong had his chance on Rabbie's throw and blew it, he might not get another.
Alright gents what time is the greatest darts player of all time phil taylor on?
>>63490487
shouldn't you know the order of play Barry?
>>63490467
This, the game will probably bleed out in Thorns advantage
>>63490487
Sod off, Wayne.
>>63490487
there's no set time, just an order of play :^)
>>63490467
He's a floor jobber. Shouldn't be near the telly.
>Robbie Green will get into the Top 64 because he beat a bin man and a mail order bride to finish second behind Taylel
Fuck's sake.
Thornton falling apart
>>63490021
this is a SFW board you dick
>this jobbing
>potential robbie green v taylor QF
Jesus Christ!
>Barring a total Rabbie implosion, this match is already over. Kong had his chance on Rabbie's throw and blew it, he might not get another.
The moment I sent this, things started turning around. I will try the same next match when Taylel is leading.
Wolfie is a rather big outsider against Huybrechts, odds-wise.
I wonder if that's justified.
>>63490619
Might be worth a fiver
>Double double 16
Hot
>38
>Jobbie Green
Thornton jobbing it home.
Bit of a wobble but the right result
'MON KONG!
>leaving 163 in the final leg
>scouse counting
>This worlds promo
Christmas is always such a comfy time :3
>>63490687
>no spliff
>>63490690
Imagine Thornton failing on doubles and Kong getting 3 fresh darts, hitting the first 2 trebles and being left with 43 and 1 dart in hand.
>robert thornton interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2prE-DUyESY
wtf is he saying
what the fuck was that
>>63490754
KNEW it would be that
Come on now Jenks, prove that you are the Raging Bull, and not just the Aging Dull.
GOAT walkon
BULLY BULLY
>>63490826
>not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smbCbf1y90E
It's been sixteen times for a while now eh :^)
>>63490839
>not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IxIckQYzmE
ITS PHIL.. THE POWEEERR.. TAYLOOORRGGGHHH
>>63490839
>>63490856
Personal favourite was Alan Norris walking out to 'Snoop Dogg - Sweat' at last years Grand Slam tbqh
>>63490856
>not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-oXMeFNDis
>bringing up MUH DEAD MOTHER
>11
>11
Hello, my name is Terry Jenkins and I'm deep in the Phil Taylor pocket.
>>63490878
errytime
>>63490874
Man, I've already forgotten about that.
>11
Dubs and Wolfie wins the whole thing
>11
it's ogre
>Taylel
>the sixteen times world champion of Taylel
>averages this first leg
Oosterhuis level of play.
Nice, Jenks. That 11 showed him!
>>63490900
I'm OK with this,
>losing throw to a man who threw 11
>taylol
>>63490900
Excellent work anon
>>63490900
>>63490900
I love it.
>>63490900
Rev up that Wolfieposting
>>63490900
BAH GAWD
>>63490900
Praise Olly
>72.60 average
MVG/Jenks final confirmed
>implying this isn't all just part of the show
Decided to take a bath because the first two matches were a foregone conclusion. The fuck have I tuned in to?
Guys can I have an update here, just found out Wolfie is actually doing this (the madman) what made him change his mind?
>>63490966
At least he won the bull
>4-0
Go, Jenks!
>>63490982
Low on beer money likely
>0-4 to the Bull
p-please happen
PREP
THE
BULL
>>63490981
It's a bizarro PDC
>>63490994
kek
Come on Terry, you've only got to lose 9-6 from this stage to go though
>>63490982
The BDO management told him to accept the invite, and to his credit he's been a good sport, and played some really nice darts
>>63490974
>implying mvg will beat wolfie
inb4 10 straight legs
...argh, magnets activated.
>Getting the last leg before the break with last dart in hand
It's over, 10-5 from here.
Well it was fun while it lasted.
Just tuning in, glad to see picture related is how feel must be feeling
Magnets will be readjusted during the break.
Pic related
>>63491058
>mark_selby_wikipedia_page.png
>>63491047
Confirmed.
>>63491063
An all-time classic
B R E A K
A
C
K
PREPARE YOUR ANUS
Blew it Terry
Open wide
>>63491074
>the sausage knight
>>63491078
>Taylel leaving a bogey number
>Again
How can someone who has been in the game so long be so shit at counting?
>Break chance
>Miss the bed
>Lose it
This is so fucking over
>>63491102
It's completely ridiculous.
The amount of times he leaves stupid shit like 169 or 165 for someone of his ability makes zero sense.
>>63491102
Never had competition that threw 90+ in his early years.
Get it together, Jenks.
>>63491074
errytime
>4-0 to 4-4
GEE WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING
Fuck everything
>4-4
Normal operations resumed.
>>63491112
>Phil Taylor once went through eight World Championships without losing
>the state of the PDC's early years
Fucking hate this sport.
Why do people want jenkins to win? Id rather see taylor get through and then get rekt by wolfie or mvg.
Oh, Terry
>>63491141
A Taylor exit should happen as early as possible, regardless of who he's up against.
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>six straight legs
>mfw
I TRIED SO HARD
>Jerry Tenkins
>Terry
What a load of wank
So Jenkins has been bought out by Taylel it seems.
I knew Taylor nabbing the last leg of the first session would do this.
>>63491198
More like threatened with a caravaning during the break.
>>63491161
This. Better prevent unwanted outcomes as soon as possible. Even MvG is not a guaranteed Taylel remover.
Needs to be an invitational TV event where only meme players are invited desu.
WHERE DID THAT 158 COME FROM
D A M N
A
M
N
lel get fucked Taylel
THAT 158
TAYLEL REKT
THAT 158
KEK
Get in there Jenkins
THE DREAM IS STILL ON
GET FUCKED GROPER
>>63491283
THE GROPER GOT GROPED
Come on now Terry give us four like earlier
Great match desu
Throwing a break opportunity here.
>not attempting the deller
>jenkems
>TAYLOR 100+ FINISH WHILE OPPONENT HAS A SINGLE DARTER
C L A S S I C
T A Y L O R
R.I.P. JENKINS
ogre
All Terry had to do was lose 9-6 from his position earlier
Going to lose 9-2
At this rate Taylel would've lost 10-5 or something from Green. And Terry just had to fuck it up.
Got the feeling this match is 'the chance' to dump Phil out. He'll probably go on and win the tournament with a 110 average from here on in
This is the worst Taylor will play all tournament and it's against a serial jobber
>>63491370
>yfw Wolfie beats him in the final and Bazza gets so buttmad he makes the GSoD PDC-only
>>63491385
>Wolfie beats him and Barry offers him £1,000,000 to piss off and never come back.
>>63491367
Heh
>Jobbins
Readjusting the magnets there.
![_80191474_martinadams[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bvIg96O.jpg "_80191474_martinadams[1].jpg")
>>63491405
>wolfie's face when
>>63491407
t-thanks for getting it
>Signing the board after that shitshow
Fuck. Off. You. Cunt.
>exhibition finishes
What a cunt
Good boy Terry
Based Phil showing what character he has to come back from the brink.
Classic Taylor
Classic Jonks
>>63491439
Always, m8.
>Everlong
is it, what, 2010, again?
A 99 OUT USING THE BULL?
HOW APT GIVEN HE'S AGAINST THE BULL
Another Jenkins jobathon against Taylol. Why should we have expected anything else when it went 4-0 in the serial choker's favour?
>>63491445
top kek I thought that as well
utter moron
>>63491405
This will never happen. Barry would already pay him $1.000.000 to throw the match when Phil is losing.
>>63491457
Good song to be ehrlich
>>63491462
>1.000.000 dollars to lose a dart match - nice
>Showing the middle finger to PDC and Baz by beating Taylel in the final - priceless.
>namedropping chelsea, man city and man utd
??????
>rob's as good as terry; terry's as good as rob
utter bollocks phil
>>63491462
>implying Martin would take it
>mentioning football teams and not snooker players/boxers
Barry will have his balls in a vice for that
How hard do you guys think Webster is gonna get raped? 10-4 I'd guess.
When will Phil retire so this sport can take the next step?
How old is Taylor again? It's mind boggling someone can be this GOAT for so long.
>>63491545
As soon as Strictly guarantee him a spot on next year's show.
Alternatively, if he beats MVG in the final of a Worlds. He'll retire afterwards but still play the Premier League.
>>63491552
You'd be GOAT too if you had magnets
![WORLDCHAMPS-FNL-TAYLORWINS34[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/s3vMU6N.jpg "WORLDCHAMPS-FNL-TAYLORWINS34[1].jpg")
>>63491570
>Alternatively, if he beats MVG in the final of a Worlds.
That's already happened though.
PACK IT UP
PACK IT IN
>>63491545
When Bristow's alcoholism reaches a point where he says something incredibly offensive on air, leaving Sky with no choice but to sack him & open up a spot on their 'punditry' panel
>Gary Anderson v slower player
OH BOY HERE WE GO
Call me a fucking idiot, I fancy Webby here.
>>63491538
Sounds realistic. Webby will have nightmares from all that first-dart-D20's.
>>63491545
No, he has to be defeated while he's still playing. He needs another year or so without major title, and then he can retire. Otherwise it will always be Taylel here, Taylel there, Taylel would have won it and so on.
>>63491614
Gary "short fuse" Anderson
>>63491616
>Call me a fucking idiot
No m8 you're a cockhopper for fancying Webby
>>63491616
I'd rather see Webby win too. Just don't give him a big chance.
>>63491592
That was when MVG was just the new jack though. Now he's the acknowledged GOAT, Taylor can't leave without defeating him on the biggest screen.
>>63491640
>Now he's the acknowledged GOAT, Taylor can't leave without defeating him on the biggest screen.
I get you.
Would be hilarious if it was the other way around and Taylel just did a Jocky Wilson.
Websters turned to shit under no pressure whatsoever
>Gando's finishing
>>63491655
Hasn't been the same since he beat Taylor.
>that 96
Nice.
>Sainsbury's checkouts dot jay peg
How the fuck did he win that
>>63491671
Clearly has confidence issues, which is compounded by his awful flow and inconsistency
>>63491683
>Clearly has confidence issues, which is compounded by his awful flow and inconsistency
That's true. He's been dragging his throw when he's nervous and it ruins any chance of a win.
Don't forget Sky constantly going on about
>muh worst PL season
Haruki Murmatsu failed to qualify for the Worlds btw, Japan's representative will be some guy called Keita Ono
![keitaonoprofite[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hfH19vn.jpg "keitaonoprofite[1].jpg")
>>63491707
Phil will be unhappy his annual ladyboy caravanning extravaganza will be ruined.
>Keita Ono
/m/ incarnate
>>63491729
>Food dislike: Melon and Water Melon
lel?
>>63491729
>Anything with Chiken
>gando being outplayed by mark fucking webster
He really does have a problem with people who don't throw quick.
>He has very storng passion to wining the game and knows how to talking to other people
>>63491538
I still think Anderson wins,but I hope I keep being wrong.
THAT FUCKING 127 ON THE BULL
DAT BULL
DAT FUCKEN 127
>this game
>>63491707
>tfw no Hashimoto
Webby checking fucking everything.
>bawwwwwwwwwww fucking slow players bawwwwwwwww
>>63491707
Damn that guy seems capable of picking up legs off jobbers and maybe sinking one on an off day if he's very lucky, will be interested to see if his replacement will bottle it or not. Much prefer it when Aussies and New Zealanders come all that way just to be embarrassed.
>Gando 1/6 pre-match
Bookies currently lubing up their gimps
>>63491835
Murmatsu had a 99.82 average in the quarter finals of his qualifiers but bottled it in the semis.
Special Agent Herbalife didn't try and qualify via the Australian spots, Loz Ryder is the DPA representative. Presumably he'll be trying for the PDPA spots.
in b4 andson combak
>le cheeky last dart man
>>63491906
I want him to get in somehow and then get spanked by a fellow prelim, im a glutton for his punishment even though the guy has an obvious mental condition.
>>63491835
Haruki got battered by Koltsov last year. Was very unconvincing compared to her previous Ally Pally ventures.
Personally I want to see Scott MacKenzie back, especially after his World Cup fun.
>Much prefer it when Aussies and New Zealanders come all that way just to be embarrassed.
lel
>>63491941
>Scott MacKenzie
The only man in darts who has figured out Taylel & Bazza are actually lizards
>>63491937
Sorry,
Who?
>>63491996
>gando
ahahahahahahahahahaha
>>63491996
Captain Herbalife. Can he even get in it via the PDPA Qualifier? If not yeah just ignore me. I dont follow the qualifying process that closely.
>>63491996
CM Cunt, I assume
Good that I don't bet on darts games.
>Gando
BTFO
>>63492005
Based Royden.
>>63491996
>le "breakdown failed comeback breakdown failed comeback breakdown failed comeback" man
Jocks bottling it as usual.
>>63492063
The utter state of this lol.
They have segregated wings in cat B's for these sorts.
>>63492073
Only CM Herbalife could think that look actually seems decent.
He could have gone for the Wolverine look, as Paranormal Scotty did once.
>>63492026
>>63492027
>>63492063
Christ, completely forgot he's """Australian""" for a second there and thought you were talking about Kyle Anderson's brother or something.
>>63492063
>>63492111
>>63492127
Urgh. Don't think I can deal with that.
>>63492026
http://www.pdpa.co.uk/PDCTours/Details/8120
List of all applicants for the PDPAs here at the bottom of the page, Nicho is in. Barrie Bates, Colin Osborne, Arron Monk, Kevin McDine, Wayne Jones, all your favourite utter fucking jobbers.
>>63492136
>boys are back in town
wade is such a kek
>>63492172
Nooo please make it stop!
10-9 to wade
>>63492156
>no Rocket Ronnie yet
GET A MOVE ON
>>63492184
>>63492172
lol I just hope we get the chance to post these more than once or twice a year with him outside the 32.
>>63492156
No Ronnie Baxter then?
>>63492202
http://www.dartsdatabase.co.uk/PlayerDetails.aspx?playerKey=11944
>played on youth tour at 15 years old
>has done nothing since
>still only 19
Talk about a non-starter of a career.
>>63492202
>dat gay porn star name
>>63492202
What an unfortunate surname
On the subject of the Asstit: https://twitter.com/TheAsset180
Scroll down to the Edward Snowden retweet on 4th November and see who he's followed.
>>63492228
http://www.chichester.co.uk/sport/other-sports/bognor-darts-ace-gives-phil-the-power-taylor-a-warning-1-2713418
Never even heard of Generation 180, seems like some kinda Unicorn attempt to nab future darts stars early.
>>63492273
http://www.unicorn-darts.com/team/generation-180/jack-warner.aspx
>giving a 12-year-old a merchandising deal
ffs
>>63492255
I like Chizzy's
>Official Twitter of professional darts player Dave Chisnall, run by his management.
>>63492235
>>63492245
Not my best work
>>63492273
>I want to be in the top ten in the next decade
Sure mate, sure.
>seems like some kinda Unicorn attempt to nab future darts stars early.
I blame Rod.
>>63492295
I've completely forgotten how to expand the canvas underneath to match a scaled image so I cannot make one
quite annoying
>>63492295
Poor shoop's are a staple of 180, youre with friends mate
https://twitter.com/H_a_r_ry
I have just spent five minutes finding Harry Annals Twitter account, I hate myself.
>>63492343
Seems to have died along with his career sometime a few years ago.
>>63492291
>run by his management.
kek
I don't know why they bothered to put that on. It's not as if maninavest.jpg even looks as if he knows what he's doing with technology.
Unlike one guy . . .
>>63492343
He doesn't even have any amusing/embarrassing favourites
http://www.dartsontv.com/andy-hamilton-is-a-sexual-submissive-and-other-darts-twitter-revelations/
