>laffs
>rags
>>63484840
first for
>rags
What happened to Hamburgler?
>>63484859
Memed out into irrelevance. I think he played in their game before tonight
>>63484859
he played against the canes, doing pretty good in his 3 games this season
>>63484859
meme goalie
>>63484859
Kill by summer memes
fourth for FUCK HOCKEY FOLLOW A REAL SPORT AND QUIT SHITTING UP THE FRONT PAGE WITH YOUR GENERAL
Publix btfo by sandwhiches
>>63484870
>mad
>at fucking /hoc/
>>63484870
>mad at people that are mad at sandwiches
>>63484840
>tfw cordon bleu footlong is $6 right now
great sandwich m8s but definitely get the bacon and mustard on the side in case its not your thing.
>>63484870
and what sport is the real sport, might I ask
>>63484870
>2015
>mad at sandwich generals
>>63484870
>mad at hackey
What are you mad about /hoc/?
>muh not enuff scoring
These people need to die
who can stop the red wings? they are getting their best player back friday and just dominated one of the best teams in hockey. they shutout a dangerous washington offense and played their best game of the season. with mrazek playing at such a high level I dont think anybody can beat them.
DUDE
>>63484922
>who can stop the red wings
ericcsson and smith
>>63484915
Your sport is so irrelevant that Columbus has a team
>red wings fans
>bipolar
pick 2
> mfw people think publix is the best grocery store
> mfw whole foods is literally better in everyway
just got a delicious buffalo chicken sandwich made with 100% organic ingredients. get fucked publix kids, hope you like cancer from your processed red meat.
>>63484944
WERE SHIT
WE"RE THE BEST
THERE IS NO INBETWEEN
>>63484932
they have the best fans though.
>>63484944
>Tfw lived through the Dead Wings era
They're all retards who only know winning desu. Detroit is in a good place, currently. They're not gonna win any time soon but they're in an alright spot.
>>63484929
SANDWICHES
>>63484953
its true though. we can go from dominating to being worse than toronto in one game.
sometimes we even do it in between periods
> mad at whole foods
better than publix in every way desu
>mfw """""""""""""""'"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""people""""" actually think Publix is a grocery store
Smh it is a 7/11 clone with designated shitting delis lads
>>63484973
We have both of these in Florida. Whole foods is good but not as convenient as publix. Plus their sandwiches aren't as good
>>63484973
Can a sandwich be mad at another sandwich?
>>63484982
>that flag
>that opinion
Shouldn't you be putting ketchup on Mac and cheese
>>63484973
Whole Foods is for rich people and pretentious retards who overpay for their groceries just for the ability to say they shop at whole foods. That store fucking sucks desu.
>>63484870
>being irritated by meat and cheese between bread
I can't remember the last time there were so many 1-sided results in a single night
so many fucking shutouts tonight holy shit
>>63484840
Pic related, me right now
>>63484973
Yeah like the other anon said, their sandwiches are shit
local sandwich shops beat both tho
>>63485007
they scored all the goals in nashville vs ottawa
nth for Vanek's amazing goal
>>63484994
>Not putting katsup on your KD
Top pleb
Testing out a new meme, feedback appreciated
>>63485028
Too similar to bebe tb h
3-1 Isles
>>63484973
I've never even seen a sandwich counter at Whole Foods. They have a bakery, a hot food section, and a salad bar. Wegmans > Whole Foods.
>>63484950
WOULD YOU LIKE TO DONATE A DOLLAR TO SICK KIDS IN AFRICA
2/3 of the Laffs wins are against Dallas lel
>Preds have the most games (6) with 7+ goals scored since 13-14
dat weird trivia
>>63485073
Seems like they are assholes. The Wild we're kind enough to let the Jets get within two after being up 5-1 tonight
>3-1
if these fucks blow this game
if the Stars are the best team in the league and Toronto is 2-0 against them than what does that make Toronto?
> mad
> at fried chicken
>>63485095
but the stars aren't the best team in the league, buddy.
>>63485084
>showing mercy
kek as fuck
>>63485101
what's the deal with eating a slice of bread with fried chicken?
>>63485103
I'm not your buddy, guy
> mfw Mrazek is literally the next Hasek
all he does is dominate desu
>>63484870
you could have directed your anger at /wwe/ or some shit like /cric/ instead but you choose the hockey general?
>>63485104
Sounds like Minnesota, alright
>>63485073
And they haven't even played the Jackets yet
are the devils elite
>>63485094
They started playing good all of a sudden, if god is on our side this West Coast trip will turn the team around
>>63485137
"no"
>>63485139
god i fuckin hope, biggest challenge is gonna be LA but offense seems to be clickin well
>>63485094
how's de haan been this season?
>>63485153
nothing too special, honestly none of the islanders defense has been too great minus Boychuk
>>63485161
Hamonic is good
don't like hockey, but this seems like a dece general desu
live within walking distance of publix btw shit is so cash
>>63485171
never said he wasn't, just nothin too special
>>63485177
it's ok we don't really talk about hockey in here
it's mostly memes and
>rags
>>63485101
>Coleslaw
If I wanted to drink water cabbage I'd just put it in the blender
>shorks fans booing cause they cant make a play
kek
>>63485184
what is >rags m8?
>>63485200
It's a menstruation reference
>>63485200
>>63485197
>implying shorks fans would know a play if they saw one
>>63484950
>reddit grocery
>good
>He ices a team of rapists and child molesters
that fucking doan line is having a good night
![winco744_0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0JXFqzg.jpg "winco744_0[1].jpg")
>Publix or Whole Foods unironically thinking they're the best
Lelmao. You retards are shit.
Reminder that whole foods is literally reddit the grocery store and if you shop there you should go back to /r/eddit
![Girls[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/wEtbYGs.png "Girls[2].png")
>>63485235
Greiss=Nice
4-2 Isles Make this West Coast trip good
>>63485235
WinCo is hella cheap bro, but let's not act like it's high class or something
Darren Haynes
@DarrenWHaynes
Patrick Roy had the NHL's best SV% in 1987-88. It was .900. Last year, 41 of 45 goalies (that met minimum for games played) were above .900.
who's /beat the shorks/ here
>>63485275
>Wanting high class from a fucking grocery store
You some kind of huge pretentious hipster faggot? The only thing you need high quality from is the deli and meat department you fucking clown and REALLY if you're actually planning on spending a good chunk of money on quality meat you're either buying from the ranches or going to a proper butcher.
>>63485278
>Anonymous 11/11/15(Wed)01:08:08 No.63
HELLOOOOOOO REDDIIIIITT
>>63485289
Stan Nieradka
@smn013
@FriedgeHNIC The 15 shots by Ovie are the most by any player (since 67-68) in a game without scoring a goal
>STINKY
>SMELLY
>BEANERS
>>63485334
>le spray and pray man
>mfw yotes get relocated to vegas next season
New local sports reporter
I just want one whiff of her feet, that's all
>mfw kongs tangerine vendors got BTFO tonight
>hongcouver literally in 1st place in the pacific
>7-4-5 record
when are they going to get rid of the meme point?
>>63485398
Doesn't matter since the Pacific fucking SUCKS anyways.
>>63485398
that's why the current playoffs system is pants on head retarded
there's always going to be a meme division that gives bad teams spots over actually good ones
>>63485434
Can you imagine if the Rags and Ducks actually had to play good teams in round 1?
Lel.
>>63484959
Who is that? Manly face but she still looks like she has a high test thick body
>>63485448
>Ducks
>Playoffs
>>63484840
>rags
>won
>>63485464
>she
stream where
>worked part time at Publix for 3 years
>"retired" and got a $3,000 retirement bonus
>as a bagger
Used that money on a new computer
daily reminder that buffalo is going to meme its way into playoffs with the next GOAT Jack Eichel and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it
>>63485472
>rags
>>63485488
i couldn't stand working in a grocery store for more than a year. I would almost snap every time some middle aged house wife started harassing me about how one sticker was 5c more or some stupid shit that i literally did not give two fucks about.
Its the only job i've ever walked out on, i just couldn't take it any more.
Is Gallagher elite?
Who /indifferenttowardssandwiches/ here
>>63485491
Stop proxyfagging and go to bed Jack
> mad
> at a fucking sandwich
>>63485514
Sounds like you have issues lad
Can you use a coaches challenge on a player covering the puck in the crease?
>>63485632
I'm angry that you're indifferent to sandwiches
>>63485652
No but a coach can
>>63485652
only offsides and goalie interference afaik
>Stors trying to banter the Laffs with "le throwing beer at babies" shot at the Blue Jays
>Laffs beat the Stors in Dallas
>Jays eliminated the Rangers from the playoffs
>Raptors beat the Mavericks in Dallas
>mfw
who /habs/ here
>>63485699
Fuck off
>>63485699
See>>63485715
You shit
The people have spoken
E I C H E L
I
C
H
E
L
>>63485769
yeah they hate lundpads
>>63485774
>kike lol
>Raptors beat Mavs
>Blue Jays eliminate Rangers in insane game
>Awful Maple Leafs keep beating elite Stars
>Argonauts could probably beat the Cowboys at this point
P-please stop cuking us, Toronto.
>>63485769
Publix is mediocre why would you pit them against regular sammies?
>>63485774
>Look at rookie scoring
>Kikel INVISIBILITY
Bigger bust than McMemes collarbone
>>63485778
>>63485787
S H I T P O S T I N G
H
I
T
P
O
S
T
I
N
G
>>63485352
Vegas resident here...the new arena on The Strip is almost complete, and this is a city desperate for a pro sports team.
Prepare to get cukked, Phoenix. Best desert city reporting in.
>>63485793
>>63485796
>there are permanent residents of Vegas
fucking lol
>>63485816
A U T I S M
U
T
I
S
M
>>63485820
I don't want to believe that hahaha
>>63485820
Hell yes there are permanent residents of Vegas!
>tfw I won't root for a Vegas NHL team because I'm a transplant
>finnish goaltending
>>63485153
deHaan looked really good today. We switched up the pairings so he's with Boychuk instead of Hamonic. He does the dirty defensive stuff while Boychuk can be slow and blast blueline shots, so he's probably not great for fantasy unless you need hits or blocks.
>>63485161
Boychuk is our 3rd best Dman on a good day.
>signed until 37 and he's already slow as fuck at 31
>>63485874
Is obviously elite.
/hoc/ if you had to choose a goal song for yourself ala Cantkek style, what would yours be?
>>63485933
Probably for those about to rock or whatever they played at the all star game so people get fucking irritated after 1 goal
Any other choice is wrong
>>63485933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZsMt4SoeeM
>rags
>laffs
theres a black guy in a rags jersey sitting behind shia lebouf during his movie marathon
>>63485850
BTFO
dalas is good but losing to the >laffs twice?
Smh 2bh f@m
>yfw your skates will never be impaled on Connor Murphy's stick
>>63486117
In which cases does this become an illegal act in hockey?
Are the sparkle dogs for real?
>>63484870
>rags
And /hoc/ spoke all these words, saying,
I am the Lord thy /hoc/, which have brought thee out of the land of Canada, out of the house of no cups.
Thou shalt have no other generals before me.
Thou shalt not tripfag thyself, nor spam: for I the Lord thy /hoc/ am a jealous general.
And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.
Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy /hoc/ in vain; for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.
Remember the Dog meme, to keep it holy.
Six memes shalt thou post, and do all thy work: >rags, bo sheep, >kongs, >1993, smuk_frok.png, lmao look at that fuckin monkey,
But the seventh meme is the sabbath of the Lord thy /hoc/: in it thou shalt not do any shitposting, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates:
For in 60000000 posts /hoc/ made 4chan and /sp/, the catalog, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh meme: wherefore /hoc/ blessed the Dog meme, and hallowed it.
Honour thy local team and thy country: that thy cups may be long upon the land which the Lord thy /hoc/ giveth thee.
Thou shalt not shitpost.
Thou shalt not commit samefagging.
Thou shalt not steal memes.
Thou shalt not claim false ownership of rare pepes.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's meme, nor his pepe, nor his bo sheep, nor his monkey, nor his spurdos, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.
And all the people saw the images, and the memes, and the noise of the goal horns, and the dindu nuffins: and when the people saw it, they removed, and stood afar off.
And Dog said unto the people, Fear not: for /hoc/ is come to meme you, and that his fear may be before your faces, that ye shitpost not.
>>63486339
>>63486339
Yes
Lacking center depth (wait 1-2 years), a top4 dman and a better starter, but they're not getting matthews at this pace
north america wake the fuck up
>>63485929
this is some serious reverse keking right here
>>63486653
Sorry /sp/ is a complete ghost town when we are asleep. Just hoes to show that American sports and users rule this board
>>63486709
underdog where have you been
>>63486485
>publix sandwich as the last meal
not gonna lie if I was on death row I'd prolly ask for one
>>63486653
>tfw it's like evening for me because I work at 6 PM every day
>>63486734
>people remebering me
>mfw
believe it or not m8, but i had some serious and busy real life stuff to handle
>>63486781
i'll always remember you from that pulju pic :D
>>63486793
:D
Reminder the "best team in hockey" dallass sturrs haven't played a team in the central not named the avs.
Reminder their best opponent was the shorks
>0-2 vs laffs
my new roommate is a sabres fan, & wont stfu about buffalo.what do /hoc/ ?
who /grease/ here
>>63485796
tucson is nicer than vegas m8 unless your some gambling or sex addict
>Went to bed early because I was tired as fuck
>wake up and see a 7-5 preds sens game.
what the fuck happened.
>>63487054
>let him have his little fun time
>wait till bufallo will regress ALL OVER again
>watch his bittersweet tears as buffablow will NEVER EVER reach the playoffs again and be relocated somewhere else
>??
>profit
>>63487071
gib webm of goal pls
And now the question is who does he replace on the roster?
>>63487054
Suck his dick like the spineless faggot you are should.
Reminder that the sturrs are leastern babbies
>>63484870
>WWE a sport
>Nascar a sport
Fuck off faggot.
>>63487054
Make him a poster of mcdavid
>>63487360
If people think McDavid career will suffer in Edmonton, I can't imagine how bad it would have been in Buffalo. Fucking armpit of a city and hockey team.
>>63487371
a bleak, white tundra wasteland. a void. a breeding ground of degenerates, rapists, and new yorkers.
>>63487371
At least sabres are something that the oilers are not.
>likeable
Also, sabres fans aren't obnoxious faggots who are delusional enough to think they are a playoff team despite them jewing a #1 pick for quite some time
>>63487444
the edmonton oilers are a better hockey team than the buffalo sabres.
>>63487444
No coilers fan genuinely thinks their a playoff team. That's just to shitpost and troll all you fuckers. It's the same with the laffs. Everybody knows how shit both of these teams have been the past 10 years and beyond.
i bet brent burns takes the smelliest shits in the league. bill's prob up there too.
>>63487466
>w-w-we were only pretending to be retarded, s-senpai
>>63487618
Welp this is 4chan after all. Most trolls are retarded to be honest family.
>>63487484
I bet Kessel has a chronic diarrhea.
>>63487466
Leaf fan here I honestly thought this year you guys could've pushed for a playoff spot. and maybe you still can but especially with mcmeme ded it looks like we'll be dueling with CBJ for Matthews
>>63487830
I'm actually a laff fan myself lad. I do watch a bit of loilers hockey though. I had them placing 9th of 10th in the west which is decent. Not anymore.
>mfw Dallas is 0-2 vs laffs
>Stanley Cup "contender"
>>63487858
>migfsw (my imaginary gf's shirt when) Detroit is 2-0 vs. laffs while the "cup contender" Dallas is 0-2 vs. them
>>63485216
>HOLY FUCK IM SHAKING
every damn time
>tfw McDavid will win the calder NEXT year
>>63487211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj5qGKKB0gI
andersson though, he doesn't deserve a spot. And miller can never leave. the guy doesnt score much, but he's a grinder and he hasn't missed a game in like 2 seasons or some shit
>>63487054
what's the problem? Buffalel sucks
I'd like to take this opportunity and release my latest meme.
I hope you fellow meme enthusiasts appreciate it.
It can be customized to suit any team and has that smug facial expression that we all love.
I added the pink color to maximize the comedy gold output.
>>63485769
more like Homemade Sammiches & Jagr & Jaeger
>>63488082
I guess you could say I've been tickled pink by this newest creation. Please keep up the good work for the people of /hoc/.
1. Habs
2. Wild
3. Preds
4. Rangers
5. Stars
>>63488082
6/10. career third line support meme, may hit 20 posts a few times in its career but not a top six meme in most threads
>>63488141
>hasb
>sturrs
>rags
>>63488082
Is that Phil Kessel in an alternate universe?
>>63488230
right. where >rags is your sidney crosby or your alex ovechkin, and >mad about sandwiches is your steven stamkos or tyler seguin, this meme is more of a marcus johansson or reilly smith
>>63488283
>crosbaby
>>63488327
lmao based pisspads
>>63484870
>Mad at a sport
>By real sport I bet you mean something like WWE you Fedora bastard
>>63488412
Good afternoon, how has the day treated you in the great British empire?
>>63488462
FUCK BRITAIN
all british ppl look like ricky gervais in that show derek
>>63488141
>habs
braehead t b h
the bruins are only 1 point behind tampon gay... with 3 games at hand :)
>>63488505
>painting white scots to look like blacks
Sweet desperation bruh
>>63488539
I didnt paint it mate.
But Scots voted yes. Foreigners voted no
>>63488529
We won 6-0 at the weekend mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1bIbtF4Vfc
>>63488548
You used it though.
Lel, got keked.
>>63488561
Feels bad desu.
We will be independent soon though. Older people who only get their news from Brit sources like the BBC voted no and are dying off.
Younger people who know to get their news from various sources voted yes.
The English will vote us out of the EU and that will trigger another referendum anyway
>>63488539
>Rangers fans
>White
No lol
>>63488575
We'll see about that
>Columbus has yet to win a game at home
>5 more losses and they will be without a win at home in the first two months
I'm impressed.
>>63488624
>Columbus was hyped to make the playoffs and the second round
>>63488596
>writing rangers in /hoc/
>not specify that you were talking about the football team
>>63485022
>tfw thanks to b1g gopher hockey will never be relevant again
>>63488648
there's no football team called the rangers :)
>>63488666
A football team, yes. An American football team, perhaps not :)
t. friend
>>63485464
>she
>>63488681
NO hes right. Rangers football club went bust
>>63488717
Care to explain what sport this team plays then?
http://rangers.co.uk/
>>63488782
>.uk
cricket
>>63488782
Thats The Rangers football club.
>>63488782
Pakipaddle
>>63488801
>
>>63488818
Sweet backpedaling bruh
>>63488843
Its not back peddling. Its literally two different clubs
>>63488894
Doesn't matter. There's still a club with the name.
>rabs
Why the fuck does Buffalel NY have an NHL team when San Diego only has a minor league team. We need a team to replace the chargers just give us Florida or something
just watched the vancouver-columbus highlights. holy shit, bobrovsky looked completely devastated after that 3rd goal.
how wasn't he pulled after that?
>mfw >McClavicle still outscoring Kikel
It's been nearly a week , will Eichel ever step up? Some literally who Russian leads the Calder Race atm
>>63489176
You want California to have FOUR NHL teams? Are you high?
>>63489176
There's a bunch of teams in the NHL that don't belong there. Arizona, New Jersey, both Florida teams, Columbus, and Carolina.
>>63489233
yes it is a fucking joke that Disneyland can have a fucking NHL team but the 2nd largest city in the most important state does not have an NHL team. You could just relocate the ducks to SD
>>63489238
give me one of them gary
>>63489176
San Diego is pretty based t b h Legoland when I was a kid was top quality.
Keep supporting Gulls games and eventually this no cups franchise will lose support and look elsewhere
>>63489251
>the most important state
Lol
And no. 3 teams is enough. It's actually more than enough. Hockey doesn't belong where it never snows. fuck sunbelt hockey
>>63489251
Just relocate one of the existing cali teams. It's definitely not LA so choose between San Jose or Anaheim.
>>63489238
One of the most successful expansion teams doesn't belong there???
>>63489296
>most successful expansion
Are you referring to the Devils?
NHL franchise to Idaho when?
>>63489251
This ducks should move meme needs to die
>>63489393
Not really. The Ducks' arena is half empty. Same thing for Detoilet.
Both of Analheim and Detoilet should have their hockey franchise removed to Las Vegas/Seattle.
>>63489457
the onlyway I would ever be ok with seattle getting a team is if they get to relocate to OKC in 10 years
>>63489457
Detroit is an original 6 that idea is retarded.
>>63489472
>the okc meme again
Son I already told you at least 1000 times: No snow, no hockey team.
Sorry buddy.
>>63489479
Have you seen Detoilet's stadium? It's always half empty.
So much for "Hockey Town"
>>63489505
its half empty because it is falling apart. The wings games will be packed on the New Joe opens and hipstrers and a modern business district open near it
>mfw the Lightning are a more popular team than a good amount of traditional market ones
>muh regression
>muh stamkos to Toronto
>muh Florida hockey "knowledge"
>>63489382
soon
>>63489346
>implying Trader Joe's isn't the best grocery store
>>63489522
>lightning
>fans
