NYI:Thomas Greiss starts against San Jose
FLA:Aleksander Barkov (hand) is getting closer
PHI:Flyers will stick with Neuvirth on Tuesday
VAN:Jacob Markstrom to make 1st start of '15-16
MON:Carey Price (LBI) won't play this week
TB:Andrei Vasilevskiy will get the nod Tuesday
DET:Wings hope to have Datsyuk back on Friday
ARI:Max Domi sparks Coyotes to 4-3 win over Ducks
WAS:Sergei Fedorov gets inducted into HHOF
CHI:Patrick Kane earns 1st star of the week honor
DET:Pavel Datsyuk close, not ready for Tuesday
COL:Avs will play Reto Berra against Philadelphia
first for elite flyers
>>63478771
NO NO NO NO
>>63478805
Coyotes are elite
>>63478812
Replace with Union Jack and it'll be perfect
>>63478709
have you been to a devils game? it's like when the local mall's open on easter. most of the shops are closed but there's still a few people aimlessly walking around inside. never felt so surreal being at a hockey game. almost feels unreal how few people attend.
>>63478771
first good new meme in months
>>63478840
>tfw I had the idea to have it drawn up
>tfw I helped contribute
Do you love me now Finland?
>>63478812
>>63478823
NO DONT
>>63478832
is that story real?Is that picture real?I wouldn't be surprised.New Jersey Is just not the place for a team.It's not in a good location, it has no history or culture, and it's being double penetrated by two top 5 largest cities in the world with a combined 3 hockey teams already.They could really only get fans when they're winning.
>>63478858
that's an elite level meme
>>63478899
Thank you Finland.
>>63478886
sorry meant USA not world
>Vasy in net tonight
Based
>>63478899
>>63478899
Maybe if presented with the right flag(Scottish)
>>63478823
>>63478873
prefer this one desu senpaitachi
>tfw shitting around in gimp to anny a random stranger instead of doing physics homeworks
>>63478886
the building's in a shit part of town too. stands out like a sore thumb cause it's in the middle of extremely low value property. it's sketchy as shit. idk why they had to build it there, newark is the carjacking capital of the country via niggers. they should've stayed at the meadowlands. all that said the food was decent if a bit overpriced.
>>63478945
but aren't you a brit?
>>63478982
>Those English
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63478995
That's what his flag shows
Finally got unbanned, how is /hoc/ doing today?
How many games will Montreal lose with Price out?
>>63479030
What were you ban for
>>63478998
>mad at plantagenets
>>63479067
>>63478771
I don't understand this meme
>>63478924
what an ugly kitten
When will we get a good new meme?
>>63479221
Whenever fuk_ponek decides to show himself again
>>63478832
Unfortunately the fanbase has no loyalty. I go to a few games every year and back in 2012 and even in 2013, the games I attended were pretty full. But last year was brutal. It's hard to blame the fans though because they have failed to replace Kovalchuk or Parise with a high flying scorer which makes the games even less desirable to watch.
>>63479067
FUCK THE ENTIRE STEWERT DYNASTY
>>63479383
why do you feel the need to defend royalty?
Played Hockey for the first time last night lads. Need to learn to Skate desu
>>63479383
James was a complete sell out
>>63479402
Not any old royals the right ones
>>63479405
I asked you how it went and you never answered. How old are you? How did it come about to train? Did you write yourself in a team?
>>63479417
so it's just a matter of where does the king come from?
>grease and the flim flam scooter are always on at the same time
Exposed
>>63479480
you seriously need a doctor check..oh wait, you aren't insured because the insurance company doesn't like that you wear green slippers.
>>63479426
Im 24, Im new to sport and loving it so wanted to play. I emailed the team
Thanks for asking
>>63479480
Both from Yurop mate
>>63478990
Yeah if you take the train from New Jersey it looks like the prudential center is in The middle of burned down buildings
>>63479426
its just a meme mate Im a republican
>>63479529
Let me know when your people can afford food
>>63479402
since you don't seem to know anything: that crest belongs to the family "Plantagenet", kings of England. See Edward I. and his war on Scotland.
>>63479539
good action on your part. If I had the opportunity I 'd try it too. I hope you learn to skate fast enough and participate in games too.
Kane is rapist scum
Why so much hate for fuk_ponek? I don't believe for a second you guys don't do something degenerate. Ponies are pretty lame but you cant make top quality memes with only a little autism.
So let us decide /hoc/
http://strawpoll.me/5974962
http://strawpoll.me/5974962
http://strawpoll.me/5974962
http://strawpoll.me/5974962
http://strawpoll.me/5974962
>J. Donskoi, J. Thornton, J. Pavelski
>P. Marleau, T. Hertl, J. Ward
>M. Karlsson, C. Tierney, T. Wingels
>M. Nieto, M. Haley, M. Brown
>M. Nieto, M. Haley, M. Brown
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DEBOER?!
>>63479591
how ironic however that I know everything.
>>63479619
then fix your economy nerd
>>63479529
Pay debts or kill yourself
Actually no just kill yourself
Hi Greece
>>63479599
They have an A B C team so I hope I can at least make the C team. Going to practise my skating tomorrow actually
>>63479670
hey man, where have you been? I have been asking about you. Everybody here is asking me why I am a Devils fan and I never tell them the story about the Nassau because why explain it twice?
Everything good?
>>63479617
how come Marleau isn't traded
>tsn is now showing ncaa hockey games
>>63479712
no one cares for NCAA hockey in Canada.
>>63479705
>thinking it's possible to trade him or Joe
nigga how many times have the sharks had this rumor float around? Patty don't wanna leave, he loves the bay.
>>63479607
hi smuk
>>63479712
That's what happens when you lose your national broadcast rights, you end up with irrelevant meme games.
>tfw rangers are winning the cup this year
>>63479762
Lol not a chance
>>63479701
Yeah, I'm good. The Mets had my attention for a while and then I went on vacation. I'm back and ready to waste some of my life wading through the dank. Glad to see you around.
>>63479762
>mfw
>>63479734
but how come? Sure the bay is great, but this is the cap era and he isn't exactly getting younger. Is it because of Couture's injury that the trigger has not finally been pulled?
>>63479762
tfw Rangers can't meet payroll and end up in the Highland League
>>63479786
Haha I hope so
Tfw about to go to the bolts/Sabres game. Shitposting from my hotel room now desu
>>63479841
how much money do you annually spend on watching hockey?
>>63479868
Go to one nhl game a year. Then see most of the solarbears games
>>63479890
Hi Robby
Why is britbong not a Kings fan?
>>63479912
Nope
>>63479769
neato
>>63479915
Why would I be?
In all honesty, why do other countries even show up for the olympics/world cup of hockey?
http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=778257
They're literally all competing for second place.
>yfw pulju scores the CHL championship winning goal
>>63480038
But if only one team shows up, then there's no first place either because there's no game.
>>63480086
First by default.
Tampon Fag here.
What the fuck is up with our offense not sparking? Jesus christ, we'll be lucky if we make the play-offs if we keep up this pitiful excuse of playing we're doing.
Sabres are pretty shitty so I hope we have a real big spark tonight. Would also enjoy sweeping the Sabres. Vasilevskiy will definitely help us. One of the best and underrated back-up goalies in the NHL
>>63479607
Depressing desu. Smuk should come back anyway
>>63479753
I'd wish tsn would broadcast khl games. It's not great hockey but it's still entertaining. Show one or two of those games once a week in the morning. Would be better than soccer.
>>63480119
Also, to add to this,
>tfw no tampon bay fan to hang out, get drunk, and smoke weed with.
Anyone in the area? USF student reporting. Got bud and some money for a bottle or two.
>>63480119
>mfw Bishop traded, stammer signed and vasy starting goalie
>>63480119
Theres a lot of teams having bumpy starts in the east, its weird.
>the snes are in second in the Atlantic.
They'll spark up soon senpai
>half our wins this season will be against Buffalo if we win tonight
I don't know how to feel about this.
>>63480154
USF here too senpai
>tfw football team is finally getting good again.
Unfortunately I went back home for Veterans Day so I'm not on campus right now
>>63480119
Wild went through the same shit before they got Duby last year. Outshot teams, but couldn't find the back of the net. Hopefully your front office doesn't blow anything up, because that's all that's happening is a scoring slump.
>>63480160
You have no idea what how happy I'd be to get a 1st round pick for an excuse of Steven Stamkos.
I can't be the only one who believes Stamkos isn't worth what we're paying for and our depth would be much deeper if we could get some nice ass players and younger players if we got rid of Stamkos. He doesn't deliver as much as he should be doing as of lately(this season, for sure, and also the play-offs(he's a joke)).
Vasy is a fucking monster and very under-rated.
>>63480193
Grew up an FSU fan so I don't really root for them much. I go to games every once in a while. We'll lose to Temple though, they're deadly.
No reason to watch college football to be honest(FSU won't go anywhere). What are ya studying?
>>63480202
>He couldn't score against Detroits defence last playoffs.
heheheheh i still laugh
Sup lads
![Blades-Star-Wars-Jersey[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ww33Wgh.jpg "Blades-Star-Wars-Jersey[1].jpg")
>being this meme
>>63480154
USF grad student here
>tfw i dont give a shit about any Tampa or USF sports teams
>>63480225
>implying that was the only D he couldn't score on.
>>63480246
Yeah but Detroits defence is terrible, especially last year.
>>63480106
But you can't prove it if you don't play against anyone. It's like being the only contestant in a pie baking contest...your pie could taste like rotten breadfruit and you would still be first by default.
>>63480223
>Other college fans at USF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
obv theyll lose to temple, theyre top 25, but they stand a chance against cinci and definitely should beat ucf. psych major with econ minor, want to go to grad school for I/O psych. Probably will just get a job selling cars when I get my b/a and die miserable t b h
>>63480239
>not being this meme
>>63480244
I've played hockey my entire life. Went to a game in Brandon to watch them play and spoke to a coach. Thinking about joining the team next year. I play defense and their defense is total ass. I'm a sophomore here studying MSCP(Computer Engineering). I have a few buddies on the hockey team and they pull massive ass so it wouldn't be a dumb decision on joining.
>>63480202
>owner shills at work
>>63480267
Yeah but if it was the only pie there because all the other pies knew they would never win, then clearly its still the best pie.
>>63480273
UCF has a nice hockey team, not so nice of a football team.
We should have a day where all USF students meet-up, watch some /hockey/, smoke some bud, and drink some beer.
>>63480277
>I'm a sophomore
>>63480244
>USF grad student
>>63480154
>USF student reporting
pay denbts
seriously, how are you handling this?
>>63480313
DUDE WEAD LMAO
>>63480303
Maybe the first time, maybe the second or third time, but eventually the one pie is going to stop trying, and other pies actually could win, but the first pie has everyone fooled into think that it's the best pie ever, even if it really isn't.
>>63480313
Ive been here the past couple years, but dont do much outside my masters program. what kind of attendance does USF pull in for their games and how much does the general student population care about sports here
>>63480369
that was the first time i went to a hockey game at USF and it was pretty packed. was a small arena.
>>63480352
Its not just fooling if that pie dominates the other pie league (NHL).
>Canadapie will ever stop trying.
Maybe when the pie contest is overrun by kebabs.
where the flyers avs thread at?
>>63480417
on reddit where it belongs.
>>63480395
honestly, i had no idea there was a hockey team
>>63480417
right here
>>63480433
>>63480433
>>63480433
>tfw the league is going to try a bunch of gimmicks to increase scoring instead of attacking the real problem
>>63480313
Id be down to watch some hockey and drink, not so much this
>>63480333
Beefs is a cheap enough place to drink if you guys are 21
>>63480444
I hope you are on the side of logic and have realized that the problem is historic low power play opportunities
>>63478771
>ALL THAT CAMO
Vets night. If they're wearing camo shorts: DO NOT BUY THEM A BEER THATS A HIPPIE
No bjork no Prout
Bob
Eyebrows are on fleek
lets slap the shit out of canada-stan please
GO JACKETS
where is the gamethread?
>>63480451
Only 20.
I have some cash but not sure if you'd be down to smoke some weed or not. I'd be down to drink but wouldn't be able to purchase any myself.
>>63480467
That's what I would try first.
>>63480494
>If they're wearing camo shorts: DO NOT BUY THEM A BEER THATS A HIPPIE
top kek
>>63480599
Shut the fuck up you isthmus ass Felicia
Why do OT losses count different than regular losses?
>>63480618
Toronto needs a few points
>>63480618
Because it becomes meme hockey so a team shouldn't be penalized as harshly for losing
Though OT win shouldn't count the same as a regulation win, 3-2-1 is the ideal system
bolts vs sablels
>>63480627
>>63480627
>>63480627
>>63480627
>>63480635
>implying even those points matter
Rude.
Capitals @ Redwings Thread
>>63480641
>>63480641
>>63480641
>>63480641
>>63480618
Before the shootout was implemented it was to get more games to end in wins/losses instead of ties. Teams used to play very conservatively in OT to guarantee a point.
Now with the shootout the stated reason is because people don't want to lose in meme hockey but the real reason is that it makes teams look more successful. Almost every team finishes above .500 and the standings look closer.
>>63480690
I would honestly prefer 3 points for a win and 1 point for an OT loss. Just seems a little more fair.
>>63480690
Why not just get rid of ties and play 3v3 until someone scores?
>>63480746
A) The NHLPA is a bunch of crybabies.
B) The ice turns to shit the longer you go past 5 minutes of OT. You could solve that by going to 15 minute quarters instead of 20 minute periods but expect lots of traditionalists to cry about it
Cans v Rags
>>63480807
>blues
take your ovi wannabe and shove him up your ass
p-pls
>>63480746
PA barely even wanted to do 5 minutes of 3v3
NASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASHNASH
Holy shit, the Jackets look like they actually want to play tonight
Can't wait to see how they'll blow it tonight
Here, in this thread, I plant a seed. A seed of hope for a desperate team that chokes every post-season. I plant this seed for you, Capitals. May you swallow everything that comes your way.
>Moyes
lel the devils were supposed to be bad, but Hynes has them punching well above their weight considering their dearth of offensive creativity
Thank you Pittsburgh for keeping that fraud Johnston and letting us have Hynes
>>63480849
webm the goal
where is the Devils stream?
>>63480881
>>>nhl.com
>>>nhlstreams.net
>>63480730
How European of you I hate how euro Canada wishes it was
>>63480909
shit, I meant the devils thread, the game thread
>>63480881
I have 60fps HD stream
>>63478771
HABS fan here, i normally don't follow other teams, but got nothing better tonight.
Propose me the best match, hopefully with a fast, offensive team.
>>63480932
Sixty frames?! Per second?!? IN HD?!?!? WOW
>>63480982
Watch the Caps. I'd like to see the Habs and Caps meet in the playoffs this season
>>63480982
Jets vs. Wild
Always a crazy game when those two face each other
Where's he going to fit? (fit best)
Justin Abdelkader-Henrik Zetterberg-Dylan Larkin
Tomas Tatar-Riley Sheahan-Gustav Nyquist
Joakim Andersson-Andreas Athanasiou-Teemu Pulkkinen
Drew Miller-Luke Glendening-Darren Helm
You're not gonna throw him in the middle of Zetteburgers line.
I personally feel it would be a mistake to bump Sheahan to a lower line. Keep the kids together.
IDK... i keep looking at this 3rd line and I fucking hate these 3.
thoughts?
>>63480982
Obviously WSH DET you punk fgt
>>63481008
>>63481012
Ill go Caps because they are eastern and we might indeed meet them later on, but i'll keep the Jest on the side in case. Thanks fellas.
Panthers will have lost 6 on the bounce after tonight
>>63481021
Scratch Pulkishit and voila
You go from zero hockey IQ to fantastic and Anderson has improved his skating big time you hater punk fgt
>>63480982
Devils
>>63481066
he hasnt won me over yet. I'll watch him tonight.
and unfuck yourself. shit.
Do Panthers even have fans?
>>63481148
tripfags OUT
Holy shit, Red Wings fans, I haven't seen your team play hockey yet this season, but I think that was the worst first 5 minutes of play I've seen from a hockey team. So fucking sloppy. Nice "goal" though.
>his name is PRONGer
>he played for the Whalers
pottery
>there's no tampa bay and buffalo thread
lol no fans.
>>63480814
You'd still have an hour of ice time that way
Goals: 6
Clavicles: 2
Edmonton busts again.
i like the snes unis and colors should be a good game senpai
>>63481148
Do Flim Flams even Scooter?
>>63481175
he's the only SCOT here anyway
>>63481398
yes
The sheer amount of car commercials in a single hockey game always baffles me
>>63481398
I drive a car desu
>>63481407
>Scot
I appreciate it mate
>>63481438
Richer audience desu
>>63481398
>Do Flim Flams even Scooter?
>>63481459
Wild Jets game thread
>Ramo
Just fuck off
>>63481452
It's so true though. At football games you hear the latest shitty rap and pop, but at hockey games it's mostly mediocre 90s alt and dadrock. Hockey truly is the white man's sport.
Gomes how could you do this?
Scarrrrr havlat yay
>debbies getting btfo by ex debbies
>>63481297
The problem is that adding another resurfacing adds another 18 minute intermission to the game. If you cut the little games they play on the ice you might be able to make each intermission shorter. One rule change I would like them to test is to wave off icing if it's a missed pass and the player is on the other side of center. That should improve the flow a bit
>>63481538
>tfw kickstart my heart comes on for the fifth time
>>63481590
>Yank trying to add in more adverts
Wow the blots are terrible
>>63481590
Still a ways better than the newest, hippest boring meme song though.
>Preds special teams right now
>>63481676
Its been awful senpai, Neal needs to cut it out with the penalties it's killing them.
>debbies
>cryers
>perds
>jest
>bloots
>cantpucks
>flimflams
Already down 2-0 to the snes what the fuck
>>63481714
>Sissons scoring
this game is meme as fuck
>>63481714
is booby ryan elite again?
Will the Eastern Conference continue to be Stanley Cup feeder for Cali/Midwest teams?
LET'S GO DE-VOLS
>>63481822
LET'S GO DE-NBTS
>>63481839
say that to my face, I 'll make you bleed
/hoc/ gets a little salty a night
>>63481859
>>63481911
can you somehow shop that devils jagr shirt on that?
>>63481900
more dead would be more accurate
>>63481911
>saving pictures to reply to a japanese anonymous online dating service
pathetic
preds and snes are chimping out
>>63481970
shut the fuck up Hannelore
>>63481972
I only renamed it, already had it saved for a while. Stay mad, grease monkey
>>63481021
Kick that rookie off the 1st line it's pretty simple
>>63481696
i was in a sports store in pittsburgh the other day and neal had twice as many jerseys on clearance than orpik, despres, and staal combined
even most people here think he's shit
>>63482019
>Stay
>>63482019
>mad
nope
I 'm a chill as a breeze
>>63482069
He's not bad, just undisciplined sometimes.
Guys I just bought new skates.
Cheapos, Bauer Nexus 600s but I'm bretty excited
guys what happened to Karlsson...he hasn't scored in his last 17 games ;_;
hes got a shitload of assists but still
Is grease actually autistic? I almost feel bad hating it
Guys I've been shitting brown water all day and I don't know whats wrong with me
Halp
>giving up a shorthanded goal
special teams have hit rock bottom now
>>63482111
I think he needs a change of scenery.
>>63482111
Le fourth forward man has been exposed plain and simple.
Frankly all his Norris' deserve to be Ryan Suters
>>63482114
It's just Sean shitposting, I don't know why you guys bother
>>63482118
autumn virus maybe? does it hurt?
>>63482128
what the hell is even going on
>>63482144
>ryan suter
Probably the most overrated defenceman of the past decade.
>>63482153
No it doesn't hurt at all, but my ass is getting pretty raw from wiping so much.
>>63482144
lol fuck off Karlsson, particularly in his first Norris season, was GOAT tier
>>63482182
you ate something rotten. Keep drinking water. Maybe eat a little rice
>>63482182
>wiping off diarrhea
>not washing it off
honestly makes me shudder
>>63482209
ahm, who asked you again?
>>63482219
>ahm, who asked you again?
>>>/tumblr/
>>63482244
yeah, that's what I thought
>>63482209
I care about my hygiene as much as the next guy, but I'm not gonna be bothered to hop in the shower everytime I'm done on the toilet. Which so far has been about 6 times today
>>63480399
>Kebabpie
>>63482156
I don't know but it sucks
>>63482259
You thought that you should go back to tumblr?
can the Devils tie it?
>>63482358
Has Ryan Suter been robbed of 3 Norris Trophies?
>>63482376
yes (?)
>>63482376
Nope.
>>63482376
No but Doughty has. The NHL for some reason gave it to a forward in 2012 and 2015.
Flames score a powerplay
holy shit
>>63482476
comfy desu
Have we really all gotten so fucking lazy that gamethreads are too hard to make?
jesus christ when did the flyers get this bad. this team is a disaster
>>63482538
That and lack of interest for most games anyway
>>63482538
Flames game threads have 3 posters max
>>63482538
Game threads are really slow lately
>>63482541
>jesus christ when did the flyers get this bad.
Dry Island, bud
is AA the most underrated prospect in the NHL?
[spoiler] yes [/spoiler]
The only game worth making a gamethreads are Habs thread because we have actual people in there and Laffs because it's hilarious.
Weber's 150th goal and 400th point
W E B E R
E
B
E
R
>>63482465
Seriously, Drew Doughty definitely deserved a Norris for the seasons they won the cup, he was unreal. It'll be a crime if he never gets one
> new york "islanders"
> play in brooklyn
explain
>>63482649
Brooklyn is geographically on Long Island, technically
>>63482541
After getting BTFO of Sunrise by the score of 7-1.
>>63482108
Noice. My brother in law is doing this Wayne Gretzky Fantasy Camp thing in Las Vegas and is getting a ton of free gear for me. Last year he did it he brought home like 3 bags full of free stuff they gave out
>jest
>Josi dancing around Karlsson
beautiful
That fucking move by Josi jesus christ my dick
>le can't play defence defenceman
wew
>Pääjärvi
>scoring
>in the NHL
>vanek walking around the defense
Muh dick
fucking unbelievable
>snes
God damn what a turn around by the predators.
Vanek BTFOing the Jest
Clapper on a breakaway
fuckin sick dangles top shelf
W E W
E
W
