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Kerwin will you catch me a big bass edition
old >>63454226
>Helpful links
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>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
Need another Yeovil goal like A I R
>>63477885
i had to ask, but is there a betting market for fishing?
KERWIN
Need another AIR goal like Yeovil.
>>63477908
Yes. Sometimes
>>63477908
I have seen it pop up in specials before
any stream for yeovil? considering small @ 11
>>63477885
That's not even a bass
>>63477930
>>63477934
ah lads, i love fishing, is there nothing sacred?
>le big bass man
>>63477957
>liking bloodsport
>Jorgie Porter @5 to win I'm A Celeb
Wew lids, get on
Who is S H A K I N G for the best competition of all time to resume very soon?
>>63477983
Women's CL?
>>63477997
lol
Need another Gillingham air like G O A L
>>63478005
What competition? It may surprise you but some of us find different leagues easier to profit on than others
>>63477997
Always love posts like these because you expose how utterly clueless and frustrated you are.
>oh no! What if he means something he hasn't previously spoonfed me on and I'm missing out on my fivers and tenners
>>63478051
Hi seething summer student MONG with a 3 digit roll
>>63478058
can you trip up so i can filter you?
>>63478079
>>63478058
why can't we all just be friends
NEED a chippenham goal like AIR
>>63478103
No because friendship involves an element of reciprocity, I simply can't reciprocate with a spoonfed mug. Sorry
>>63478058
>>63478051
Please have sex. I don't even follow Euan I was merely wondering what league he was looking forward to, calm down and take a walk.
so many pic related's ITT
>>63478079
Not a fan of this Mark impersonator.
>>63478136
Snails?
>>63478136
shekels?
>>63478129
need 3
>>63477983
I'm going to warn you once and once only. I know you enjoy playing this persona but enough is enough now. You've seen the why BT stopped posting and it'll be you next if this continues.
>>63476408
0/3 winners. nice
Hate SP so much for driving away every good trip and leaving us with a mong like Euan
>>63478169
Oh god. Please no. What do I need to do?
>>63478169
Why do you not like people who post tips?
Just put 17p on Boreham lads, literally shaking
>>63478215
It's Joe getting his revenge for being doxxed
I'm going to lose money on a game where the other team has an outfielder in goal.
Need a haircut like AIR but dont know what style to get.
Any tips lads?
>>63478198
delete that shit fb group and stop posting on /bet/
>>63478235
Me too mate.
>>63478179
He likes a challenge that's why he's trying to out J West. Needs to prioritise Euan now. Luckily he's on it >>63478169
>>63478264
It's not Mark, its someone pretending to be him.
>>63478271
Why do you not like people getting half decent bets?
whats up with the bromley game?
>tfw you remember when you thought /bet/ was one of the more normal parts of 4chan
Oh boy was I wrong
>>63478169
How did you find BT?
>>63478306
2-2 fix
>>63478292
Would say im 90% sure its him
>>63478349
2 of them were me and i'm not mark
Dumb question from an outsider how legit are those 50k bet challenge pages you see on facebook
>>63478321
Hello BT
>>63478368
extremely we make 50k a week from them
>>63478349
Mark hasnt posted here for months. He is most likely dead.
He had no friends and no family. All he did was bet all day and shitpost here. He then became too shrewd to profit and had literally nothing left.
Mark's final posts were him complaining about anyone who is UAC isnt shrewd and proper shrewdies are DAC today etc.
Then he just left.
What was Will Wilde on in the Bromley game?
Has anyone here ever paid for fixed games?
>>63477885
delete this
>>63478384
He's still on Twitter you meff
>>63478391
Bromley SW
>>63478392
Do you mean arranged for a game to be fixed or got in trouble for betting on a fixed game
This guy walks up to you in a club and slaps your gfs ass, what do you do?
Keep in mind he has a 6 figure roll and profits in asia.
>>63478420
I mean betting on a fixed game.
>>63478409
link?
>>63478420
He means sending some guy on Facebook £100 for a 1/2 fix
>>63478392
Dont be silly. Have a think about what you are talking about
>>63478392
Had a mate who found one of them stupid Facebook groups years ago and it was roughly £150 to get a tip, I chipped in £30 cause he was so sure about it being legit. The alleged fix I got in return was Accrington Stanley to draw their game. Probably the most retarded thing I've ever done with my money
>>63478445
@Smithlid2014
>>63478482
did they draw tho
PGAs 5 toughest lads vs. /bet/'s 5 toughest lads vs. Ross & his entourage.
Who wins?
>>63478460
I'm brand new to betting pls dont be a dick, just wanted to be informed
fuck off
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>>63478496
Nope.
>>63478489
lmfao
>teams
>teams?
>got teams?
That isnt the Mark that posted here though, they dont post the same.
wow thanks for that chippenham you absolute set of twats
>>63478531
It is. How do you think people found out he was called Mark?
>>63478504
Ok but think about why someone who KNEW how a game was going to play out would risk getting caught in return for a few £100 payments. You would be able to stake £100k on most games that people claim to be "fixed" in this way.
>>63478489
ffs
>>63478564
I thought Mark was just a made up name someone used to describe who was formerly known as angry brit anon.
>>63478581
It is
>>63478570
Yeah that makes sense.
AIR
AIR
AIR
AIR
AIR
Chippenham unreal
>>63478581
Nope people put two and two together. Both losers obssessed with gambling
UP INSANE SURREAL
>>63477981
>Jorgie Porter @5 to win I'm A Celeb
Getting on this i think, seemed like a proper bird on first dates program
>5/5 Rball bets coming in, even Osset @3.25
how long until mackers gold digger girlfriend leaves him for rossy boy
>>63478837
>thinking I would touch such filth
What other boards does /bet/ visit?
>>63479013
at the moment
/his/
/lit/
/mu/
/fa/
/ck/
/brit/
/tg/
/dsg/
in order of visit frequency. /his/ is in great condition atm since it's so new and the people there will actually give a fuck about being interesting for a while
yourself?
>>63478837
when he loses some weight and stops smelling like stale urine.
>>63479013
/tv/, /pol/, /his/, /lit/ and /x/occasionally
>>63479013
/r9k/
>>63479050
/sci/ namely, although occasionally I'll go to /pol/ if something is habbening and /r9k/ if /bet/ is slow
>>63479013
/pol/
/g/
/fit/
>>63479013
/soc/ for the trap threads
>>63479013
I don't leave these threads
reminder to slap the full £60 on the London tube not being finished before 2016. There is no chance at all
you only win £6 but free money is free money
>>63478581
This is correct
Another shit day. Just can't win money any more.
Donaldo Trump @ 4.00 to be the Republican candidate
>>63479122
Botafogo RJ DNB @ 1.91 tonight or Ceara -1 @ 2.05 m8
>>63479151
Was on at 6.00 Lad but 9.00 for president is THE BET
>>63479013
/tv/, /v/, /co/, and /gif/ sometimes when i have a wank
>>63479116
Nice troll. It's smithlid2014, too much of a coincidence not to be him
>>63479192
As one of the main initiators of the Mark meme I can categorically rule out that being Marks twitter
>>63479151
Bernie Sanders @7.50 value desu
>>63479208
I've often being mistaken for Mark. I hate bubblegum babbies
>>63479270
I too am often mistaken for Mark, 5 of my posts appear here >>63478264
>>63479296
Which ones?
IMAGINE being so upset about being unable to profit in Asia you actively hate on people who still have access to bookies accounts. Mackers literally tips for ONLY these people, even when he cant win himself. If the shrewdest man in the world doesn't cry about it, why do you?
>>63479210
got him for democrat candidate @20 before he was well known, cashed out @5
Shillary will probably still win because the establishment wills it
>>63479348
Not having any friends to help access bubblegums is probably a big source of that frustration
Can someone tell my why
GS v Cleveland in the finals isn't /free money/ to be quite honest
>>63479394
Lebron gets hurt
Curry gets hurt
>futures
>>63479348
He tips for those people because they pay him £25 a month for it and it boosts his ego. It's cheating. Bobic also cheats by tipping asian lines as soon as they open with low limits. There is no legit way to tip and have high success rate.
>>63479394
This pretty much >>63479409
If Lebron gets hurt than the east is wide open even with Irving. What price are you getting for it?
>>63479444
@3.9. Only the Spurs and thunder will challenge GS imo, but neither of them are looking too impressive so far.
>>63479348
I can profit in Asia, don't even like having accounts any more too much pressure on when to use them.
>>63479475
>thunder
'no' Either Westbrick or Durcant always get injured. I could definitely see Popovich beating the Warriors, seeing as he is the best coach in the league IMO
Jazz -6
Heat -11
Pelicans -1.5
Hornets -2
R8
>>63479638
>Jazz -6
You better have gotten other worldly odds on that
>>63479638
>jazz -6
I think that is Jazz +6? But I think mavs are better than pelicans right now
>tfw addict but too shrewd to make addict bets
>>63479861
iktfb
been browsing bet365 for about 7 hours today and haven't made a single bet
>>63479861
>not being on Brohio -7 and Toe-Lee-Dough -3 tonight
Official thread song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z1kRhiPE0E
>>63479903
Was about to stake Hadera women then they scored, was on Criciuma -0.75 and Kolding U21 (0). Maybe make another bet if there's a good rball on Bahia
So bored lads
Beal confirmed OUT
BANKROLL OKC - 6 NOW
backing bragantino sw
>>63480019
Any particular reason why?
>>63480019
why?
>>63479936
think i'm gonna bet on the okc-wizards game since it's the only one on TV and i'm bored af
>>63479861
This
>>63480019
Could you tell us why?
>>63480019
TELL US WHY
sorry to disappoint. was thorough and dedicated soccway research in the ten minutes leading up to the game. they aren't playing too well atm so i wouldn't follow suit. other team's keeper looks dodgy tho...
actually they just had a chance
>>63480140
Where do you live
>>63480140
>not waiting until she is 16
Schoolboy error.
Tell me more about yourself. I will consider letting you live with me.
>>63480140
>having sex with an underage girl in a public place
>>63480140
Never go full retard
>>63480140
Don't an hero man. Move to an exotic, beautiful place, get a minimum wage job and live the rest of your life out in perfect hedonism with little to no responsibility. That's my plan anyway if things go south.
>>63480170
western part of flanders
>>63480180
im a pretty low-profile and laidback all things considered, hate clutter so i can keep your place tidy when you ask for it. Can cook a standard meal, but not a michelin chef. Dont do drugs or smoke, just can be a heavy drinker on the occasional night.
backing bragantino sw
>>63480284
why
>>63480180
just make sure you don't have any female relatives under the age of 16 with you
>>63480284
Could you tell us why?
>>63480140
Look on the bright side, at least you shagged a 9/10 bird which is more than what 99% of /bet/ has done. Could offer you a place to stay if the ramifications for helping you out aren't too bad. Anyway aren't they lowering the age of consent to 13 in Belgium?
>>63480264
Oh cool me too. What hospital?
AZ Damiaan? St Lucas? St-Jan? Groeninge?
>>63480140
>not locking the door to make sure no one comes in
Rookie mistake family
>Belgium
>>63480140
>>63480264
You can stay with me. Legal ages are 12-14 depending on the state, you will love it here
>>63480264
>no news article on Belgian news sites
0/10 apply yourself
>>63480389
what's the fix mexibro?
>Belgium
>>63480398
D-do you actually read Belgium news sites?
>>63480412
Bit late on a school night lid
>>63480428
Good IPO delivery today and conference day tomorrow so morning off lid
>>63480425
I've always wanted the colours in the background to be the Dutch flag
>>63480428
>>63480447
>conversing with oneself
hockey?
>>63480425
n-not on a daily basis
Just googled catchwords and checked two Belgian sites I know of
>look on bet 365
>checking the odds for a Lowlands snooker tournament
>Belgian doctor to score 16 or under
Is it a runner?
Who /research/ here?
>>63480476
Dallas, LA, Columbus
>>63480409
That's a good question, people here are backing Dorados to win. They are owned by the biggest casino in Mexico and are from a region with big drug cartel influence, they need a win today like air if they want to stay in the first division. Odds have dropped a lot (from 2.8 to 2.32 in local bookie), I'm not sure if I will bet on this
>>63477956
>Americans in charge of recognising bass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nSc2C9BtZI
>>63480455
H-how about this?
>>63480547
Rangers -1.5?
>>63480589
that's the luxembourg flag lol
>>63480603
I went really heavy on that, but I'm a Ranger fan so I'm biased, but they are rested and scoring a lot right now.
Sometimes they offence puts up stinkers against shit teams though. But like I said the rangers are rolling right now, as long as Lundqvist doesn't shit the bed.
>>63480603
Nah, Carolina's underrated. Wouldn't be surprised if it covers but I don't see the value in it.
>6 minutes of FH stoppage time
Did someone die or something?
2-0 Rangers 10 minutes in. Nash scores on his game back from injury. Looking good.
>that tic tac toe
did not realise americans are THAT stupid
>>63480899
What happened?
>>63480845
I'm using a local bookie and it wasn't offering it online, I was distracted and couldnt bet before the game started. Boring
>can't bet on cards in the Colombia Primera B
>>63480921
They made two parallel lines without blocking each other.
>>63480958
It's ok, the fact you considered it made it look like a decent bet for me.
>>63480899
Can you bet on professional tic tac toe?
>>63477296
Off to a flying start m8
why is there always such a stupid amount of stoppage time in Brazillian/Argentinian games
>>63481883
Are you referencing the Luverdense game in particular?
>>63481883
Because of the inevitable shit storm and arguing with the ref after each of the 3 red cards
Lightning are gonna start scoring any second now. 2 whole periods left, not worried.
>>63481896
Yeah, I had Botafogo to win and long stoppage times make me sweaty
MACTION
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>>63481946
Ya the price late seemed off a bit too. A minute into stoppage time and Luverdense SW was still hovering around 80
>>63481272
never in doubt mate
>>63482026
I'm just giving you a hard time. I'm actually on the 3-way ML myself, so hopefully they can keep it up
>>63482026
Stop posting shit bets. And when you do, try not to jinx them
Is it best to have all your roll on one account or have it spread across different bookies?
utter utter
>>63482290
Have it all in Bet365. Other bookies are useless.
Idiots here dont know how to avoid being limited.
>>63482304
I don't think I need to be worried about being limited yet, I only have a 3 digit roll
>they're not on Rooney to win at Wrestlemania 32
>>63482501
I got Stephen Amell
>>63482026
Taking the easy money in I see.
>>63482026
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH AMERICAN HOCKEY KNOWLEDGE
>>63483257
>american hockey knowledge
>canadian football knowledge
never follow either
good night I guess
>o200 in the Minnesota Charlotte game
>122 at halftime
>doesn't cover
o-ok
>try an onside kick
>it goes 4 yards
ayy
>>63479638
Solid job m8. Hope you had them in an accy
>miss 33 yard field goal
how are these people even on a team
>>63484557
Didn't you see him miss the 21 yarder earlier too? Line was -3, what were you on?
>get on LA -1
>they score a goal minutes later
>>63480010
thank you canuck of apehoop monies!
>>63484580
only watched the last 5 mins of the game, just tenner on ML to make game more interesting
>>63480547
Bet large on the coyotes based on the other two picks thanks for going 0-3
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>63485420
Complain to customer support
I'm covering Liga Sudamericana group, basketball, and it's streamed on bet365
The brazilian team was obvious to win today against the argentinian, but no one expected such small difference, so it wasn't a good match to bet on, it would've been too close or too big of an advantage for the brazilians.
On the other hand the uruguayan team was clear to beat the argentinian team for 10 or more. At one point the match was 4-15 for the argies and the odds went crazy, betting for Malvin was free money, but of course I didn't because I'd get fired
Tomorrow's matches have to be seen to bet on, they really could go either ways. I don't know anything about the argies, both teams are already eliminated.
On the other hand the brazilian team (UniCEUB) against the uruguayan (Malvin) has the brazilians as favorites, but Malvin has great defense so don't expect a high score or high differences between both teams. You'll be able to see the match and adjust, but it's very likely that first half's total will be low.
On thursday UniCEUB is a clear favorite against Quilmes (they played against each other a month ago and UniCEUB won +25) and Malvin also is favorite against Obras (beat them over a month ago by 15 points). Bear in mind that both argies are already out, the brazilian team is likely to take a huge advantage if the match isn't close, and Malvin will have a real close score for the first two quarters. Remember that by then one team will be into the next round and the other three eliminated.
Hope it helps anyone
Also man it's good to do tracking of your bets, gives a nice reality check
Which betting site is the most ethical to use?
obviously not crownbet as James Packer is rich.
Not that one that has Tom Waterhouse as he's a shyster.
>>63486643
I use the scummiest bookies so that I can feel like Robin Hood while betting on fixed games with them
Guys what's the deal with valuebets, do you honestly have accounts like in 10 different sites, compare odds and abuse those?
>>63486891
Odds generally move in sync on books, for lower stake users sites like bet365 and marathonbet are the best because they offer the most obscure matches.
>>63486906
>tfw use Betfair and miss out on obscure games
at least I get better odds than most other places from the exchange
>>63486932
Betfair has better odds but noone will match you on some matches and it's often those that have value. Can spread your roll of course but for small stakers or beginners imho it's better to just be at one book and build a roll then spread out.
>>63486945
I mostly bet on horses (>betting on animals) so it works for me. Missed out on a couple of woman's games yesterday though which was pretty frustrating
>>63486950
>betting on animals
but why
>>63486956
Do you know Patricia Fierro?
>>63486956
because I'm on +34% over 3 years
Horses are often so unpredictable that the bookies overprice plenty and you can regularly hit on long odds. As long as I get 1 in 7 or so correct I'm in the money
was up £3k last month, am up £500 this month so far (haven't had any hits in two days though)
Horses work for Flatanon etc too
Who /shaking/ here?
>>63486977
Thanks for the tips
>>63486963
I met her in person
>>63486977
Nice, thought that the extremely unpredictable part would make you unable of gaining so much profit
>>63487004
no, I don't have parkinsons
Tears if you weren't on the Hiroshima fix
>>63485713
tl;dr
>>63487014
if you're being sarcastic and are looking for some actual tips I'm on Royal Boy 15:00 Bangor @7, and Masterchippy 21:00 Dundalk @9
Personally I just put £100 on each bet regardless of odds. Don't put more than 1% or 2% of your roll on. Remember that it's still unlikely that they'll win.
>>63487020
Unpredictable is sorta the wrong word because horses perform so differently when facing slightly different conditions. They just require more research than form, and although bookies are usually good at predicting races, they still miss things
Jordan @ 1.8 is the bet.
>>63487468
LARGE
>>63487468
why? Malta doesnt seem worse
>>63487510
Jordan have a full squad as they have more competitive games. Malta have players out due to injury and playing U21 and uncapped players to test them as their next real game is next year.
What a surprise, Lux on another winner in PGA. Only comments when they score though!
>>63487584
Why you mad bro
>>63487584
Why doesn't anyone call him out as an aftertiming slug?
Also what is the James Luxton story? Did he start off in PGA then start up his own group or was he completely independent from them in the beginning
Large staking over 1.5 goals in the Pontedera game
>>63487758
Why don't you call him out instead of being a wetwipe on here?
>>63487764
Because I'm not in PGA or Deluxe you utter dildo
when will jordan play oh my
>>63487787
How do you know he's on another winner in PGA? You pathetic little slug.
>>63487796
Because it's mentioned here >>63487584 If you're the HUP guy I see why you don't trip you freak
>>63487796
Why on earth are you so angry?
>>63487861
Fight me irl
Reminder that you will never be as shrewd as Patrick Veitch
>>63487865
If we were to ever get in a scrap I'd knock you to the floor by whatever means necessary and then purposely break both of your legs.
hope jordan game will be inplay on betfair
>>63487861
>>63487865
Relax britkeks, focus your anger on the shitskins ;^)
mikeh is a scruffy meff
>>63478384
can someone explain these acronyms that i see all over this board? UAC, DAC, SWF, etc...
>>63487963
Up and Celebrating and Down and Concerned
