SD:Malcom Floyd exits with shoulder injury in 2Q
SF:49ers giving Gabbert another start Week 11
GB:Packers OC: We need to get Eddie Lacy going
SD:Weddle, Verrett active for Chargers on MNF
OAK:Raiders confirm Murray in concussion protocol
NYJ:FitzMagic likely to have thumb surgery Friday
FA:Rams, Wes Welker agree to one-year deal
NYJ:Jets CB Cromartie '50-50' for Thursday night
BAL:Ravens 'hope' to get 4 games from Perriman
SF:Gabbert or Kap? 9ers undecided on starting QB
STL:Rams WR Bailey hit with 4-game suspension
PHI:Eagles place rookie LB Jordan Hicks on I.R.
>Brady is and always will be Eli's little fucking bitchboi
How does this make you feel?
First for the Seahawks
God, I'm so sorry, but I must keep posting this, because if I don't, something Scarletism worked really hard on will die
So yeah, just a quick reference thingy since we're at the season halfway point now. This is every team's strength of schedule change sorted by rank distance. For example, the Titans had the 25th hardest schedule so far (looking only at the games every team played), and they will have the 6th hardest schedule from here on out (looking only at the games left to play for every team), so the difference is -19. Obviously a negative number means the second half of the season will be harder, and positive numbers mean it will be easier, statistically speaking anyways.
30 Kansas City Chiefs
28 Indianapolis Colts
27 Jacksonville Jaguars
15 Baltimore Ravens
15 New Orleans Saints
15 San Francisco 49ers
14 Washington Redskins
13 Green Bay Packers
11 St. Louis Rams
8 Oakland Raiders
8 Pittsburgh Steelers
6 Seattle Seahawks
5 Carolina Panthers
5 Cleveland Browns
5 Detroit Lions
4 Dallas Cowboys
0 Miami Dolphins
0 New York Jets
0 Philadelphia Eagles
-2 Buffalo Bills
-6 Chicago Bears
-8 Cincinnati Bengals
-8 San Diego Chargers
-11 Tampa Bay Buccaneers
-12 New England Patriots
-17 Houston Texans
-18 Denver Broncos
-19 Tennessee Titans
-27 Atlanta Falcons
-27 New York Giants
-28 Arizona Cardinals
-29 Minnesota Vikings
>>63476969
this post was certified with the Autism Seal of Authenticity®
>>63476969
Is this whole thing to make Vikings fans shut up?
>>63476964
>2008 was 7 years ago
What the fuck. Also what the fuck to the Giants dominating the Pats for that long
Sneak's Official Post Week 9 NFL Power Rankings, sponsored by Draft Kings™
1. Patriots
2. Bengals (+1)
3. Panthers (+1)
4. Broncos (-2)
5. Cardinals
6. Vikings (+2)
7. Seahawks (+2)
8. Giants (+6)
9. Steelers (+8)
10. Packers (-4)
11. Falcons (-4)
12. Jets
13. Rams (-4)
14. Eagles (+2)
15. Raiders (-4)
16. Colts (+4)
17. Bills (+4)
18. Saints (-5)
19. Chiefs (-1)
20. Redskins (-5)
21. Ravens (+1)
22. Dolphins (-3)
23. 49ers (+6)
24. Bears (+3)
25. Texans
26. Cowboys (-2)
27. Chargers (-4)
28. Titans (+4)
29. Bucs (-2)
30. Browns (-2)
31. Jaguars (-1)
32. Lions (-1)
>>63477036
nope, just a thing I made in like 10 minutes that I figured would be useful reference to share. whenever I do things like this, I don't know exactly how it's going to turn out. I didn't think the 49ers second half would rank that much easier for example, but that's what the numbers say. still gonna top out at 5-11 though, probably.
>>63477056
>Packers are below the Vikings and Seahawks just because they lost to 2 unbeaten teams
fuck off snek
>>63477036
Too bad it won't make panthers fans shut up
>>63476969
>Falcons lose to the Saints, Bucs, and 49ers
>schedule going to get a lot harder
So they're officially on meltdown watch, right?
>>63477056
>8. Giants (+6)
>9. Steelers (+8)
What
I mean both shouldn't even be this high in the first place
>allow 7tds , near lose to tampa
>allow 4 tds , get one int on based carr and win by a fg
>both offenses are weak and defenses are shit
>yet both are higher than the jets
>>63477104
Well memed senpai
Jim Kelly or Dan Marino? Who's better?
>>63477104
Better Version:
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(sʇuıod 646) sʇuɐıƃ ˙2
(sʇuıod 837) sɹǝʞɔɐd ˙1
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sʇuıod 4 :(ʇuǝsǝɹd-2791) ʎod ǝʌısuǝɟɟo dɐ
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sʇuıod 8 :(uoıʇnqıɹʇuoɔ uıɐɯ) ǝǝʇɔnpuı ǝɯɐɟ ɟo llɐɥ llɐqʇooɟ oɹd
sʇuıod 4 :ǝɔuɐɹɐǝddɐ ɟɟoʎɐld
sʇuıod 6 :dıɥsuoıdɯɐɥɔ uoısıʌıp
sʇuıod 01 :(ʇuǝsǝɹd-0691) dıɥsuoıdɯɐɥɔ ǝɔuǝɹǝɟuoɔ
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:ƃuıʞuɐɹ ǝsıɥɔuɐɹɟ lɐıɔıɟɟo ǝɥʇ
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ǝıp llıʍ uo pɹɐɥ pǝʞɹoʍ ǝlıɯs ʇɔǝɟɹǝd s,uʍoɹq oıuoʇuɐ ƃuıɥʇǝɯos ʇuop ı ɟı ǝsnɐɔǝq sıɥʇ ƃuıʇsod dǝǝʞ ʇsnɯ ı ʇnq ʎɹɹos os ɯ,ı poƃ
>>63477104
the numbers not being upside down triggers my autism
autistic list general?
>>63477074
I'd say 6-10 is definitely possible
TYBlaineGabbert
ty4being there 4 us when we needed u most
if you see this, i luv you blainebro
>>63477099
Sneak wildly overreacts in his power rankings, teams jump up and down 5+ spots every week
>>63477056
>Bucs
>29
why
>>63477095
That, or WInston and Gabbert are franchise QBs
>my face when people actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 10 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year. he will put up 100+YDs/10+TDs/5.0YPC)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin )top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best blocking FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Besy secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season
The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
>>63477156
possible I guess, we could even fluke into 7-9 with a lucky sweep of the browns, bears, lions, and rams, but that's not what will probably happen.
>>63477129
Marino.
Kelly was a system baby
>>63477203
Doubting the Real American
>>63477277
God I hope Gabbert plays well the rest of the season, I don't want the niners fucking up the draft by taking mega meme Jared Goff.
>tfw want qt ilb Jaylon Smith
>tfw I know it won't happen
Andrew Luck out 2 to 6 weeks
https://twitter.com/AndrewSiciliano/status/664171287103696897
Luck ded for 4-6 weeks
Alex Smith is one of the most efficient and intelligent quarterback currently playing the game, and despite the meme he has average QB arm strength.
with a more competent cast he will prove himself a top 10 QB.
this is all objective fact and if you disagree you are just a butt mad faggot.
>>63477277
I'm still not really sure how he lucked into the backup role to begin with. the way things were going, he wouldve been out of the league soon if it wasnt for baalke, and then for some reason they didnt get any better QB options all of last year or this year. the guy's pretty fortunate.
I'm literally crying now. Stop this shit.
>>63477277
he is so damn handsome
too bad he sucks
>>63477277
If Gabbert played for any team besides the 9ers, I'd root for him. He's basically the same as Ryan Mallet.
>Andrew Kuck
>>63477322
Hasselbeck is a better QB anyway. Quit whining.
>>63477328
but ryan mallet took over for a HOF quarterback, and took the team to the playoffs
neither of those things are true with gabbert
>>63477055
psst. it's the SBs and the upcoming one that this fag thinks his shitty team will win. /whisper
Luck seems like a cool guy and doesnt deserve this shit
f
RIP Luck. Thanks for ending the bruncos undefeated run
>>63477129
Marino. How is this even a question?
Colts just improved dramatically, this is like when Geno Smith broke his jaw
>Andrew Luck out 2-6 weeks
who will win AFC Shit?
>>63477371
>>63477390
>2-6 weeks
>RIP
>2-6 weeks
Such variance for a short time period
>>63477410
The Colts
>>63477410
>the Jaguars now have a very real chance to win the devision
Remind me again why the Indianapolis Colts are in the AFC "South"
>>63477410
Matt Hasselback led clots
>>63477410
Colts. They already beat Houston and Jacksonville without Luck
>>63477315
>>63477201
>this fag is back
>>63477347
>ryan mallett
it was matt cassel
>Cheat on the injury report
>Actually get injured
HAHAHAHAHAH CLOTS BTFO
Colts can win games without luck, Steelers can win some games without Ben.
Why can't the Cowboys win games without Romo
>>63477347
Wat
>>63477416
That's what it's there for retard, guys who actually die get the "goodnight sweet prince" treatment
>Luck is made of glass
Are your Bortles being raised?
Will cards win ? 2.4 is quite nice for them
>>63477453
Cassel didn't even take them to the playoffs though, this guy lives in an alternate dimension
>clots
couldnt happen to a worse team
>>63477464
1.Hasselbeck
[power gap]
2. ?
[power gap]
3. Weeden
4. they have nigger-tier players all around and no chemistry
there's your answer
>>63477347
>>63477491
Idk... Seattle has a knack for being really good in Primetime at home...
>>63477464
karma
>Packers lose 2 in a row
>My dad's in full panic "Season's over" mode
How is your dad's team's season, /sp/
>Luck is out
>mfw we still lose
>>63476964
shut up cυck
>>63477539
Steelers
>Always overly optimistic and not worrying over the fact that Ben just got fucked up again
>"He'll be ready in two weeks!"
>>63477576
He's praying right?
>>63477539
>raiders
pretty high spirits mostly, although he's a bit miffed that "we almost beat the bengals, broncos, and steelers but lost it right at the end, could easily be 7-1 right now"
>>63476964
fucking sports media memers love getting stats like this and shoving it down your throats
also it is stupid to add in the 3-0 specifically instead of just leaving it as 7 years, makes them seem even more cu cked if using it for propoganda
>>63477576
>le help me magical sky fairy xD
>>63477583
Probably meditating so that he doesn't go full "THIS IS THE WORST DAY EVER" mode again.
Jags Eagles owl incoming
>implying any other matchup will compare
>>63477539
Worried about the Oline like me
>>63477559
Calm down Tom, Gisele didn't actually sleep with those big black bucks
>>63477623
*thumps bible*
>>63477559
baka
desu
kek
>>63477583
He's thinking, "God help me so I don't kill McCoy."
>>63477559
You can say kek now?
Things you would like to have seen happen in football as a fan even if not for your team, any season
>2016
>Chargers home game in primetime
>Raiders are visiting, heavy favorites
>4th quarter and not much time left, raiders down 4
>Derek Carr throws to Amari Cooper
>Chargers intercept and return it for a game-sealing pick six
>Stadium starts playing AC/DC's "Thunderstruck"
>>63477735
what actually happens
>Raiders up 20
>carr needs one more TD to break record
>throws it to cooper
>ez TD
>That colts schedule
Easy as shit. Why do so many teams have piss easy schedules this year?
>>63477728
No wait I see what you did
cυck
>>63477735
>2016
>Chargers winning
That's what I'd like to see.
>>63477748
Because there's a ton of bad teams
>>63477539
Well he's right.
>>63477522
MFW the Seahawks beat the Cards but lose to Blaine Gabbert
>>63477745
>>63477751
Well yeah but for the sake of the joke, the setup I gave is better
>>63477780
Shut the fuck up you depressed faggot
>Luck out with lacerated kidney
>>63477735
Ditka lets Sweetness get the rock at the goal line in the super bowl
>>63477844
2-6 weeks
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/14099311/andrew-luck-indianapolis-colts-miss-2-6-weeks-lacerated-kidney
>>63477836
Leave sneak alone!
cant you see he is going though plenty of issues without you bullying him!
>>63477836
>stfu
Ah, the calling card of you knowing I'm right. I love it.
Who do the Packers lose to next? I'm betting the Cardinals.
HAHAHAHAHA COLTS
>>63477539
my dad is a bit of a kek in the sense that he isn't a huge dedicated NFL fan (more of a college guy tbqh) but he does root for the Broncos
He thinks we are screwed since we lost to the colts and thinks that Talib is a fuckboi
>>63477539
>Bingles
Cautiously optomistic
>>63477539
My dad has watched the Lions lose for almost 40 years now, he's not even phased.
>>63477549
>potentially have a chance to play 6 backup QBs in one season
>still fucking suck
it's just not fair ;_;
>>63477780
Yup, just like when the Packers lost to the Dolphins and Redskins back to back in 2010 and finished with a 10-6 record, thier season was over.
Hicks was on track to getting that DROY award.
Goodnight, sweet prince ;__;
http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2015/11/10/9706254/raiders-player-investigation-taunting-police-dog-steelers-heinz-field
Ray is not that stupid , the stupid one was sio and we got rid of him.
Either Pittsburgh PD was trying to weaken the already shit raider defense from a potential wild card race or something
>Joseph Randle suspended longer than Aqib "The 4th Stooge" Talib
>>63478035
>bradford
>solid
pick 1. I've been saying it for a long time, Bradford is not an NFL QB.
>>63478007
well the thing is back in 2010 we actually had a defense that wasn't complete shit and gave up 500+ yards of offense three games in a row
like at least half of the packers' defense problems would be solved if Collins doesn't get necked the fuck out
>>63478052
oops forgot the article
>Oakland Raiders linebacker Ray-Ray Armstrong could face serious charges after an incident involving a police dog before the team's game against the Pittsburgh Steelers last Sunday.
>WTAE's Marcie Cipriani reports that Allegheny County Sheriff's Office chief deputy Kevin Kraus is meeting with representatives from the district attorney's office to discuss potential chargers against Armstrong. The player allegedly "lifted his shirt, pounded on his chest and began barking" at the dog before heading onto the field.
>"We were immediately notified about the incident, and we immediately initiated a criminal investigation into the matter," Kraus said, via CBS Pittsburgh. "Sheriff's Office supervisors interviewed witnesses and reviewed video surveillance recordings at Heinz Field. We notified the District Attorney's Office on Sunday. The Sheriff's Office is currently reviewing all of the information and reports to make a final determination relating to charges."
>Pennsylvania law states that it is "unlawful for any person to willfully or maliciously taunt, torment, tease, beat, kick or strike a police animal." Anyone found in violation of the law faces third-degree felony charges.
>>63478035
bradford is like the 4th worst starting QB in the country this year
>>63478070
ray ray being out would make us a better team
fucking retarded to charge him for that tho
/sp/ what position is your team decimated at due to injuries
>jets
>strong safty
>Antonio Allen tore his acl in training camp
>jaiquawn jarrett put on IR with shoulder injurty
>calvin pryor still has a badly sprained ankle
>Dion baily spains his ankle next
>>63477448
>Houston and Jacksonville
>>63478063
>>63478072
He's on the upswing though. PFF has him at 17 out of 32.
But yeah, I was debating on either bad or solid
>>63478052
>The player allegedly "lifted his shirt, pounded on his chest and began barking" at the dog before heading onto the field.
what
>>63478106
>eagles
none, nigga. We got depth everywhere
I guess I could say inside linebacker because we just lost Hicks for the year and Alonso/Ryans/Kendricks are all injury prone
>>63478118
Need to see him do more for him to be at solid tier. 10 INTs in 8 games isn't very solid. That's over 1 INT a game.
>>63478118
You watch Eagles games right? And you see how other QBs perform in similar situations right? Bradford is not a passable starting QB in the NFL by any standard, both this year and previous years.
>>63478106
I really hope Rontez Miles is able to do some good work. I liked how he played in the preseason
Any Bears fans here? I don't know what to make of the state of things right now. Started 0-3, looked like the team was going to trade Forte, Jeffery, and any pieces to get draft picks.
Now they win 3 of 5, which easily could have been 4 or even 5 in a row. Some young defensive guys like Amos and Christian Jones look really solid, and the vets like Porter and McPhee are showing up, too. Cutler looks better than he ever has in his career, IMO, Langford looked really good yesterday, the offensive line is solid, Jeffery is a monster, Bennett is great, the Bears still have Kevin White who may be debuting soon (I hope), and the coaching has been pretty good. It's weird to see a competent offense on the field. The special teams are still bad, but this is an unreal turnaround. This team went from garbage fire 1-15 incoming to mediocre season and a lot of optimism.
I'm still not sold or anything, and, hey, this team is still 3-5 and the season is effectively over, but it's sort of an exciting time. I'm almost hoping they don't cut Cutler at this point.
Prepare thy anus brownies
>tfw McCown gonna shred our dbs
>>63477942
On the road games that are left
Vikings
Raiders
Lions
Cardinals
I say they lose at least two more times. You also got the Monkey on the back called the Vikings and you just know the Lions road game will be a trap.
Teddy Ted ready to go vs. Raidurrrs
>>63478153
fair enough, I think this next 3 game stretch against scrub teams, he should be performing a lot better
the next real test will be at New England
>>63478191
I do, do you?
The last 3 games he's played I'd ranked him around 15/32 starting qbs
A lot of his problems have been to the eagles wide receivers have stone hands. At least 3 of his ints have been because of deflected/dropped passes because of the wrs
the oline is starting to play at a higher level, giving him more and more time in the pocket, and his play is definitely starting to improve
stay mad cowshit fan
>>63478225
Not a Burrs fan but Cutler isn't the issue right now. He's still better than 16 QBs in this league right now. I honestly don't know why he gets trashed the way he does. Garbage as fuck QBs like Bradford get so many passes and Cutler gets thrown in the trash more than anyone else even though he's at least a decent QB.
I fucking hate the Panthers with every fiber of my being
They're not even a real southern state; they're just an extension of Virginia
>>63478202
true but he played no so great against jacksonville
Post >yfw Colts without Andrew luck for 6 weeks
>>63478282
only Revis and Marcus Williams played well in that secondary against the Jags tho
and good god I thought Ryan Shazier was funny looking
>>63478278
Dont hate senpai.
Im a big saints fan, but Carolina is one of those teams i enjoy watching play vs Saints. Plus cam is pretty based.
I do hate the fact that they are #1 in NFCS and not us tho lol.
We just gotta fix that damn D, jesus. Offense is filled with literally whos, apart from brees ingram and watson really. (Colston doesnt count, hes old and on a serious decline)
>>63478108
In that division they have to just beat their own shit shit teams to win it because the division is THAT bad
>>63478265
He's an easy target, I guess. It's funny how people say he makes all of these mistakes, but yet he has been the sole reason they've won 3 games. He's made some amazing comebacks.
Also, guys like Big Ben, Luck, Brees, Newton, and Wilson all have more INTs than Cutler, yet Cutler is the boneheaded one.
>>63478245
Why even be a Bradford apologist when he hopefully won't be an Eagle next year?
>>63478310
Hasselbeck is better anyway so if anything the Colts just upgraded.
>mfw I remember the cowboys season isn't over because they still have eight more games to lose
>>63478265
Because people are retarded, they're the same ones saying Cam for MVP when he's only a part of the equation.
>>63478326
buster played well in the first half and gilchrist was not so bad
>>63478328
Defense will never be fixed. NEVER
>>63477539
he's used to it
>>63478332
Because it's clear Chip Kelly values him a whole lot. I think the Eagles are gonna end up 10-6 and win the division. They'll probably lose in the first round, but that'll be good enough for Chip to give Bradford a new contract.
Who do you think should be the Eagles starter next year? You think there's going to be anyone in free agency better? I doubt it.
And I don't think anyone in this year's draft would be a whole lot better their rookie year in this offense.
Unless some crazy shit happens and we somehow trade for Mariota for next to nothing, I think Bradford will be the starter next year.
>>63478328
>we
Heh I didn't know Saints had a Croatian player on their team
>>63477539
My Dad's a faggot who watches baseball because his wife does
What has gone wrong?
>>63477576
>never win an owl
>so close so many times
>fans wont even show up to games
>tfw your career ends with a 2-14 season
M-must be raining
>tfw the dust will probably settle on this exciting season and the fucking pats and seahawks will be in the superb owl
>>63478413
Regression to the mean
>>63478413
>average 34 points/game in the first 4 games
>average 17 points/game in the next 5 games
JUST
>>63478417
when the fuck was rivers ever close to winning an owl, you dipshit?
>>63478418
>pats and panthers
fixed
>>63478393
Eagles are getting Kaepernick or RG3
>>63478417
>tfw your career ends with a 2-14 season
Funny how it began with 14-2.
>>63478332
He's either getting signed or getting tagged. They knew he wasn't going to start off well and he's kicked it into a different gear, more so over the bye week.
I didn't think it would happen a month go, but it has.
>>63478418
>Seahawks
>good
very non-dank and old meme tbqh family
>>63478413
Playing to opponents levels. Reminds me of the Bengals a few years ago. Would play lights out against good teams, and lose to teams like the Browns. They don't take their weak opponents seriously.
>>63478437
I think Kaep could actually be good in Chip's one read meme offense
>>63478437
would rather Sanchez desu
>>63478437
Bradford is objectively a better qb than Kaepernick
RG3 sounds like a crazy Chip Kelly redemption project, but he'd be, at best, a backup to Bradford
>Luck out 2-6 weeks
>Hassel(ohmyback) is starting again
>I sincerely hope he never gives the starting job back to luck and takes the team all the way up to their inevitable assramming by the patriots in the conference title yet again.
>>63478434
What are you fucking 12?
>AFCG against Pats
>Rivers torn ACL
>No LT
>Nick Kaeding
>Special teams going full retard
I'm a Raidnigger and the fact the Chargers didn't get one owl from 2003-2011 still baffles me
>>63478225
I'm here. No hope.
The team killed all my hope in 2013, then I'm 2014, took its corpse and raped it.
>>63478486
>I'm a Raidnigger and the fact the Chargers didn't get one owl from 2003-2011 still baffles me
It's the San Diego curse.
>>63478468
It sounds like Stafford will be up for grabs too
>>63478486
They should've won the owl in 2006. That was an unbelievably stacked team with several All-Pros on both sides of the ball. They literally had that game won if not for the retarded DB who decided to return a game-clinching INT and fumbling instead of just going down.
>>63477980
My dad is a casual Patriots fan (le sigh)
I've been actively watching for 12 years, but this past SB season finally got him on the bandwagon. He literally cares about nothing else involving sports except the Pats and golf. When we talk about the Pats post-game he just repeats what he sees on the news and pre/halftime/postgame shows.
>tfw no sports dad to celebrate and banter knowledgeably with
>>63478468
No. Chip's said before that you need 2 NFL starting capable QBs. RG3 is not at this point and there is no need for another redemption project. He's ahead coach, not a QB coach, so he's not going to go into Year 4 with another different QB that needs a year to get going.
At this point Bradford > Kaepernick > RG3. If Bradford does not pan out, then Kaep > Bradford > Sanchez > RG3.
>>63478508
>>63478437
So we potentially have Stafford, RG3, Kaep, and even Cutler hitting FA this year? That's going to be crazy
Any chance Welker does anything for the rams or is this guy just practice squad status by now? Asking because I'm in need of a 3rd-4th string WR on fantasy.
>>63478515
Further prove a huge portion of the fans are bandwagoners. But I do feel for you anon. Brother in law doesn't give a fuck about sports unless it's the Steelers. That's it.
>>63478523
Kaep is worse than RG3, though, why would you rather have Kaep?
>>63478515
>le sigh
Fuck off
>>63478543
RG3 as a rookie> Kaep > RG3 now.
Plus, Kaepernick is less drama than RG3.
>>63478486
And I suppose the Bears were SO CLOSE to winning the owl back in 2011 when Cutler got hurt in the NFCC.
>>63478535
>Welker
>for fantasy
What the fuck man, I doubt he has more than 10 catches on the season with the Rams at most.
It feels like no teams are actually all that good this year.
Pats are beating on shitty teams. Only the Jets and Steelers were decent.
Bengals haven't beat any one good. Seattle and Steelers were decent at best.
Panthers I guess are good since they beat Seattle in Seattle and Green Bay. But both of those teams don't seem all that great either.
Packers are suspect. Who did they really beat before getting BTFO by the Broncos?
And the Broncos have the worst QB in the league.
Is anybody really good?
>>63478553
many people who browse /nfl/ also browse r/nfl
>>63478552
I thought there were reports already that Bears will look for a QB in the draft?
>>63478434
2006, you dipshit. they just had the bad luck of drawing the Pats in the division/WC (I forget which). 2007 too, to a lesser extent (lost the AFCCG to the, well, Pats)
>the Chargers have not beaten the Patriots in the playoffs for over 60 years
>the last time they did, they were still an AFL team
>>63478530
Potential rankings:
1. Stafford
2. RG3
3. Cutler
-huge power gap-
4. Kaep
RG3 was a bust, but has potential if they can fix his mechanics. Cutler is clutch, but inconsistent for 3 quarters, Stafford is talented, young and has a decent throwing arm. Would be the best choice.
No one wants Kaeperkek. I've never seen a worse QB in 8 games.
>>63478530
Stafford- Lions (they'll pony up)
RG3- Patriots (it's going to happen)
Kaep- Eagles
Cutler- Cowboys
Your new Colts backup QB
>>63478558
I still think RG3 could be a good player on the right team, as long as he stops putting his foot in his mouth. If you gave him plays similar to what Mariota does, he could be quite successful.
>>63478530
I think stafford is staying with the lions, you can't get rid of a franchise QB in this NFL
>>63478590
looks like a really good oblivion custom character
>>63478573
nigga I don't even want to admit it but Pats are once again the best team in the league. I'd be highly surprised if they don't win a SB again. Bengals are their only competition in the AFC and I'm still not sold on them in the playoffs. The NFC kinda sucks right now. Panthers are good but I don't think their success is sustainable. Relying on your QB to take the hits he's been taking will hurt them in the long run. And they have a tendency to let teams get back into games all the time. Packers have some serious problem on offense and defense. Cardinals could be the real dark horse but that's about it.
>>63478573
Because this season has so many .500 or worse teams, it's hard to tell. imo the good teams are as follows
1. Pats
2. Bengals
-a bit of a power gap-
3. Panthers
4. Broncos
-another gap-
5. Cardinals
-huge power gap-
everyone else
>>63478584
>Stafford
lolno
Rapoport making shit up doesn't mean he's getting cut or traded
>>63478593
This whole Stafford getting kicked out of Detroit was started by Rapoport claiming he had sources inside even though the Lions don't have a new GM yet.
>>63478586
>RG3- Patriots (it's going to happen)
Have the patriots ever had a black QB?
>>63478573
Remember that the season is only halfway through. At least one team is gonna catch fire down the stretch into the playoffs.
>>63478575
Leave it there. Different site, different culture. Do you ">inb4 faggots" on Facebook?
>>63478591
People don't change often. It's not just foot in mouth, but coach-ability.
>>63478571
>>63478535
Unless you're dropping absolute trash or a second kicker, don't go for him. If for what ever reason you still want him, pick him up in only PPR leagues and let him ride the bench until he's earned any sort of fantasy relevance.
>>63478573
Nope. Every team is shit. Every player is overrated and every QB is a meme QB.
>>63478583
>bad luck
what fucking bad luck? the chargers have a bye week and then lose at home to a better team? how in the world is that even remotely close to winning the owl? your kickers misses a long ass FG, so that qualifies as so close?
>>63478619
Rohan Davey
>>63478530
bears get luck
lions get Cutler and draft a qb
ap gets injured and the Vikings realize the need a non game manager QB in Stafford
NFCN becomes the GOAT decision to watch with even more intense devision grudge matches, 3 of the purest gunslingers in the league and a great rivalry in Luck/Rodgers
are we going to lose to the Chiefs
>>63478643
Why would Indy trade Luck? Sure he's made of glass, but on the field he wins games
>>63478618
sounded like it to me
lions would have to be retarded to get rid of a competent QB like stafford when FA will be shit and college QBs are all trash now
>>63478618
This. Rapoport gets paid by the wow.
>>63478636
But the Giants are more overrated than the Eagles. :^)
>>63476964
What will happen to /sp/ if NE put up 60 on NY's excuse for a secondary?
>>63477099
The rank is kinda shit.as the other guy said,way too many big leaps.
Raiders shouldnt fall that much for losing by 3 against a playoff contender.
Id actually rather face the Steelers than the Raiders.
who else /dontgiveashitwhathappensthisseasonaslongasthepatriotsandseahawkslose/ here?
>>63478653
Isn't Luck's contract up this year unless they pick up the 5th year option?
>>63478619
Hope Subwayman can play CB or OL.
Maybe he'll replace Neon Dion.
>>63478586
>RG3- Patriots
Oh man, this is going to happen, isn't it? If Belichick is willing to kick the tires on Ochocinco, Albert Hayensworth, AND Tim Tebow, then I'll bet he at least brings RG3 in for training camp.
>>63478676
Again, why wouldn't they?
>>63478660
We'll shitpost
>>63478676
>unless
Not even the worst GM in history would let Luck hit FA
>>63477074
Is that from DVOA ?
Because thats kinda wrong (not to take away from your work)
By the time the Broncos faced the Vikings and Raiders they were ultra shit.
Now they are strong wildcard contenders.
Luck looked like he can carry that team again.
>>63478656
Not really but I'd much rather have the Eagles win the division than the Giants
>>63478413
meme runningback gonna meme
>>63478345
8-8
-
8
>>63478706
Still mad?
>>63478742
Guys, what if 8-8 can actually make the playoffs this year? The NFC is garbage.
>>63478590
he looks like Big Ben and with
>>63478640
as a Pats fan, I wanted to see that Chargers team to win if we didn't end up playing them in the postseason. Yeah, the advanced metrics say the defense wasn't great overall, and their SoS was -1.6, but that was the closest I've seen the Chargers to being an elite team in my lifetime.
/sp/ why does the media absolutely condemn Greg Hardy for what he allegedly did while conveniently overlooking the fact that Holder testified in court to be under the influence of alcohol and cocaine the night of the incident? Why is Hardy's initial 911 call completely disregarded and never mentioned?
>>63478761
At least we're not the AFC South
>>63478778
>allegedly
He was convicted m8.
>>63478762
*Big Ben and some crappy 90s singer whose name I forget
>>63478761
7-9 might make it in the AFCS
>>63478750
Not really. Eagles did 4th and 26 Remember? I just don't want autism Eli to fluke his way to another super bowl
What has historically been the strongest division?
>>63478790
Yeah in a sham of a bench trial by a judge pushing a feminist agenda who accepted a crackheads testimony
>>63478778
>She was drunk
That totes makes it ok to beat the shit out of her.
3/10 got me to reply
>>63478807
>fluke
Nice. Just like how Gaydgers fluked into his one and only owl while choking every other playoff appearance right?
>>63478706
What part of 27-7 a few weeks ago, with a 12-3 record in favor of the Eagles over the past decade don't you get?
They're both 2-3 against common opponents, but the Eagles beat them head to head and gave up 30+ points less.
>>63478839
And high on cocaine. If you had any street smarts you'd realize that crackheads are highly prone to violence and aggression.
2/10 got me to reply to your reply
Get Brady (Mannerisms strongly dictate it, has said he doesn't think switching teams is bad), Milehigh (has admitted to it) and Tiki (accused based on a picture but not confirmed) are all suspected or confirmed redditors and its best to ignore or filter them
>>63478835
NFCE
>>63478791
Colts will probably be at least 8-8 or better, their remaining program is doable
>>63478846
this
15-2, anyone?
It might just be me, but I like watching old NFL games.
question here, why did people here seriously believe the pats wouldnt win their division again and make the playoffs and go to the superbowl again this year? Is mental illness seriously that big of an issue in america?
>>63478865
Oh fuck me, just read about the Luck injury
>>63478846
P much
>>63478855
> taking in past years games for power rankings for this year only
C'mon man. Just win some more games and you'll go up in the rankings.
>>63478909
Hasselgod is better than that scrub anyway
>>63478934
>We want the ball and we're going to score
>>63477522
They needed refball to beat the lions at home in primetime this year
>>63478983
perfect
>>63478397
Muh team spirit
Muh whatever senpai
>Rob Ninkovich has Croatian roots iirc
sooo we "had"
>>63478898
Because the rest of the division improved (on paper anyway) they lost both starting corners, Brady was another year older (for whatever that's worth) and the real possibility that that older Brady was going to miss 4 games to start the season.
I am one of those Pats fans that are overly cautious with getting my hopes up. By the same token I wasn't freaking out at 2-2 last year. I do think people buy into some mystique that isnt there, they are a great team but they don't seem unbeatable to me.
>>63478898
>muh Revis
was the only reason they had for throwing the Pats under the bus
>>63479144
Great, now all the Canadians are going to shitpost even more
>>63479163
>2016
>not being Canadian
like, why?
'72 Dolphins vs. '75 Steelers. Who wins?
>>63478898
Because people love predicting "the decline" especially if it's a team they don't like. Having a lowly AFC East team rise up in the offseason to topple the Patriots is an exciting prospect.
>>63479215
Steelers
Dolphins played two winning teams the whole year, ultimate schedule babbys
>>63479213
Trudeau told me my white skin was offensive and he was saving citizenship for people that are yellow and brown :(
>>63479215
stoolers because roids
>>63479241
Need to get rid of the yellow next to the logo
>>63479267
>being white
I mean COME ON
>>63478644
How many times did denver sack Alex Smith last time? Plus ward, Harris and Roby will be out for blood. Travathan has been playing extremely well, he's going to have a great game not having to chase down Jamaal Charles all day long. Peypey is going to come out with a chip on his shoulder.
>>63479286
Affliction I was born with...
pls no bully
>the curse of deflategate strikes again
Eat shit Indy
reminder that we are currently sharing a board with hoards of glory hunting ridditors
