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Australia v New Zealand on Friday at the WACA
OFFICIAL POOICIDE WATCH LIST
>the whole New Zealand team except Kane and Southee on pooicide watch
>WICB on pooicide watch
>Tendulkar's Blasters on pooicide watch
>Daniel on pooicide watch
>Ajay on elite muscular watch
Josh Reynolds is mentally ill
1st for autism
>>63473774
you forgot
>those rioting kiwis who overstayed their visas now in detention centres on christmas island and getting BTFO by australias police
no shit the riots started on sunday night, just after kekcullum got out
>>63473795
based turnbull keeping the spirit of the white Australia policy alive
autismfailia on poopeeicide watch
>>63473804
I unironically hate this cunt tbqh
>>63473809
>muh manlyness
>muh beard
me to lad
1st for Anderson is GOAT
post more k8 OP
>>63473813
is that clare?
kek
KEK
KKK
http://www.espncricinfo.com/south-africa-v-england-2015-16/content/story/938997.html
>LE FUG LE FALES XDXDXDXD
Armchair casuals objectively blown the fuck out. Stats don't lie.
>>63473833
1423
>>63473839
That's just sad Tbh
>>63473833
1432
>>63473824
yer mums boudoir
>>63473818
>>63473862
>>63473833
4,1,3,2
>>63473877
KEK
""nice"" ""cricket"" ""discussion"" in this poomunity
>>63473896
Thats a big girl
>med student
>get into conversation with some other student
>he says he has to study 24/7 but is managing perfect grades
>was quite impressed, asked him what he studies
>tells me "electrical engineering"
>mfw
>wonder if he was being serious about his degree being hard
>turns out he was
>instantly Iose respect for him
l assume there's a few engineering students on here, so I'm actually curious. Do you guys actually think your degree is difficult or are you at the stage where you realise anyone could do it?
>>63473896
Sophie Dee's voice makes me hard
>mfw someone said walkcunt isn't on suicide watch near me
>>63473786
>>63473786
just did a big poo lads
Good night lads. See you tomorrow for a few minutes around 10am, then again at around 1pm.
>>63473941
holy shit that is fucking hilarious
>>63474018
not really
>>63474049
This actually makes me sad
>tfw dad had to sit me down and explain to me that I was never going to play cricket for Australia
>>63473904
I got an engineering PhD and I'm a postdoc now, so I'm at the stage where I realize that I could have studied business and gotten paid literally 3 times what I'm making now.
Also I had to move to Canada for my postdoc and the exchange rate is raping my life, please kill me.
>>63473941
I read that whole thing through every time I see it posted. I love /lit/.
>>63473786
>>63474082
>>63474082
Miller was fucking weird
>>63474046
shut the fuck up
Warner is unironically better than Smith
Reminder Starc is LITERALLY the new Waqar Younis
>>63474194
this Tbh
>>63474219
Waqar was good in real cricket tho
>>63474075
>Ripping off your bros foot
Not on bra
>>63474219
Pyjama Starc is one of the best bowlers in the world, but he's way too inconsistent in test games for whatever reason
>>63473291
It's probably to avoid another Boucher incident tbqh
>>651164101
>>63475970
Is he the best handicapped opener in the world?
Who is looking forward to the match tomorrow, brave and noble England (also known as the nice guys of cricket haha :) ) vs Pakistan
>>63477647
>they picked Buttler again
>>63477691
>pyjama cricket
who cares he's good at that
>>63473774
whos that cheap slag
>>63477718
Having a high strike rate means nothing if he gets out for 5-10 tbqh.
He got dropped during the last ODI series for Bairstow because he was still bad. This is just them giving him yet another chance.
Just cut him already.
4,3,1,2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC69eibcoYE
>but but starc is le aggressive man
>>63477726
thats the duchess of cambridge you pleb
>>63473947
It looks like he was trying not to piss his pants and then gave up
>>63478705
the only correct answer
>>63478705
Holly is a literal goddess
West Indies squad to tour Australia: West Indies squad Jason Holder (captain), Kraigg Brathwaite (vice-captain), Devendra Bishoo, Jermaine Blackwood, Carlos Brathwaite, Darren Bravo, Rajindra Chandrika, Shane Dowrich, Shannon Gabriel, Shai Hope, Denesh Ramdin, Kemar Roach, Marlon Samuels, Jerome Taylor, Jomel Warrican
Why are they even fucking bothering
Poo Peeland on literal pooicide watch
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11543381
i for one welcome the incarceration of all Kiwis
>>63478705
2 iz a man tho
>>63479747
>that flag
>this sport
>>63479790
dont care about the sport, just saw the qt3.14-ies on the front page
>>63479825
You pathetic slime.
>>63479852
why do you have to be so rude? i'm human too
>>63479920
Holly or Ellyse, lad?
>>63480162
i dont want to have to make this choice, id allow them to make a sandwich out of them two and me in between
>>63479852
Don't be rude we need more BSSs (big strong slavs) ever since foodposting croatian guy stopped coming here
>>63480211
pls watch our sport pls pls it has memes
>>63473774
Going Barbados for cricket soon lads want something?
>>63473862
i guess this is the wrong day to give up wanking
>>63480415
some milk thanks
also a competitive team from the caribbean
What do?
>>63480649
too fat, 3/10
>>63480649
More of this fatty please.
>>63480649
>>63473904
nice bait
>>63480649
hi test
>>63478722
hello reddit
>>63478974
they have a decent bowling attack I guess...
>>63480966
>Accusing someone of being from reddit
yo when's the next all stars game?
Where's Lyon?
>>63481515
like today/tomorrow isn't it? Wednesday, whenever that is in burgerland
>>63481515
IT'S WORKING, CRICKET TO BECOME AMERICA'S #1 SPORT BY 2025
THANK YOU BASED WARNIE
THANK YOU BASED SACHIN
>>63482192
PRO Cricket T20™ League when?
Who is the Tom Brady of cricket?
Is Mitchell Starc related to Ian Healy?
>>63482321
Chris Cairns based on arrogance and cheating allegations
>>63481716
Is he not the 6-pin baldy?
>>63481854
>there's more based all-star game
Fuck yes. Thank you /cric/gods
>>63482345
not yet :^^^^^)
PS can we place bets on which big strong australian sports man Holly is gonna get with when she drops the literally who she's with (they're probably high school sweethearts, remember she's only first year out)
I wanna say Mitchell Marsh is a good bet.
>Craig's batting ave: 42.81
>Craig's bowling ave: 42.80
wew lad
>>63478974
>>63481283
should have got the Perth and Brisbane tests tbf
>>63484218
Their bowling attack is LITERALLY better than >yours
Poo Peeland on pooicide watch
>>63484246
>implying our attack didn't literally, objectively and unironically beat them on their own turf
kys casual
>>63484318
8/820
>>63484325
i didn't ask for Bitchwide's figures in England lad
Taylor>Boult
Roach=Southee
Holder>Bracewell
Bishoo>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Craig
@63484345
know (You)r stuff casual
>>63480450
I'll try m8
Watching Trinidad play Barbados before heading home desu
>>63478974
Brathwaite
Hope
Bravo
Samuels
Blackwood
Dowrich
Ramdin
Holder
Taylor
Gabriel
Bishoo
2bh
>>63484492
They're still gonna lose
It's Australia at home too
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia-v-new-zealand-2015-16/content/story/939501.html
>Craig UNIRONICALLY batting at 7 and UNIRONICALLY still playing
J U S T
U
S
T
>>63484492
>Ramdin
literally why
give Dowrich the gloves and let someone else have a go
Holly or Ellyse lads?
>>63485038
Is Holly related to Ellyse?
Isn't this the sport they plan to ban because a dude murder a guy in front of everyone?
>>63473904
Med student here. Pic is my gf.
>>63482967
I UNIRONICALLY think the best thing for Cricket Australia is to start a eugenics program.
All the guys from the 90s and 00s are being far too frugal, even Warne. I remember reading that McGrath's new wife doesn't want his kids playing cricket the selfish bitch. A baby McGrath is just what Australia needs right now
>>63484492
>implying windies are ever going to select their best team
>>63485243
yes, and it's coming to YOUR country literally right now!
>>63484459
Wew lad thanks for bringing that fresh rare flag with you
>>63484597
Tbh if they use him as a batsman he might be okay. Averages 42 after all.
>>63485283
I don't see any wickets there from the animal killer McGrath
>>63473795
>tfw based John Key called the people in detention rapists and thieves which hurt the lefties feelings so they staged a walkout at the next session when he didn't apologise
>>63485354
True, fuck McGrath the murderer
>>63485354
have another look at the yorker lad
>>63485364
>Islam guys stage a peaceful protest
>Pee Pooland's hardened criminals use it as an opportunity to smash down the walls and steal chainsaws and knives in a breakout attempt
>"b-but he's an army veteran!"
Pee Poo is the worst
>>63485371
looks like a good shot tbqh
>>63485371
GLENN MCGRATH IS FUKING MURDEROUS ARSEHOLE. FUCK HIS PINK SCG TEST DAY. PURE NARCISSISM. GLENN MCGRATH IS SATAN
>>63485372
apparently 1/3 of the detained kiwis have either commited assault, rape or murder. He explicitly told the opposition that they were backing rapists and that his main concern was for protecting New Zealanders from the ones on christmas island.
Its the most based he's acted in months
>>63485372
>contrian Greens shills I know going crazy about the "police state the liberal government has created"
>they're literally just deporting criminals who violated the terms of their visa that they voluntarily agreed to
let's do karaoke.
Here's one for all the broken hearts out there from /afl/.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rcA6DelUvW
>>63484597
Based on everything so far it looks like it will be
Latham
Guptill
Williamson
Taylor
McCullum
Watling
Craig
Bracewell
Southee (Henry)
Wagner
Boult
Surprised they didn't give Ronchi a go at 7 at the WACA, but they don't want to risk only having 4 bowlers again.
I'd kill to have Brownlie opening instead of Guptill desu
>>63485439
Just watched what happened. Shit's crazy. I think the funniest thing about it all was seeing the speaker David Carter get extremely flustered by the opposition
>>63485372
>t. Mustafa
Is /cric/ the most homebabby sport to exist?
>>63485371
>>63485389
>hating modern big game hunting
ignorant and naive tb h
>>63485651
>I'd kill to have Brownlie opening instead of Guptill desu
I've literally been saying this from the beginning only to have YOU or that guy from Wellington shill Guptill because >LE PYJAMA CRICKET IS A LE VALID PARAMETER FOR LE TEST SELECTION XDXDXD
Brownlie was the best batsman in the last tour, he's consistently performed on the domestic scene and he has more experience in Australian conditions than any other batsman bar Ronchi. He ABSOLUTELY SHOULD have been in the squad.
Not that I'd drop Guptill from the squad, because in Taylel's current form I'd unironically have Ducktill batting at 4 Tbh. Rutherford a shit, only allow him to stat pad on home turf so he can gain some confidence like Poo Peelia are doing with Burnshit.
In other news, saw Milne bowling in a pyjama cricket game today. He was only bowling 130s but got Raval with a peach of a delivery. Memero hit his standard 20(7) before getting out.
>>63485439
>>63485753
Based fucking Key. He knew what he was doing. He deliberately used the buzzwords that would strike an nerve with middle-class New Zealand, and Lelbour fell for it. Walking out makes them look like limpdicks that actually do support rapists Tbh.
I can't stand Andrew Little. He always gets on his moral high horse but we all know he's just as much of a manipulative shrew as the rest of them.
>>63485824
that's kinda the point desu
>>63485859
>YOU
Not me m8 I'm here
Guppy's still my first choice. He looked really solid in the second innings, knew exactly what he was doing and set out to do it reasonably well.
And did you watch that game on TV or are you unironically in New Plymouth right now
>>63485907
also if you weren't the one who said he'd kill to have Brownlie ahead of Guptill, the third NZer is exposed as a SEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING casual who was objectively wrong and on pooicide watch
>>63485939
Yeah that wasn't me. I haven't seen a lot of Brownlie but I still think Guppy is unironically a better bet. I think he just has a bit of a choking problem in the test arena thus far. That second innings proved that he can be an autistic leaving opener, although his dismissal was soft he at least saw out the new ball completely.
>>63485957
if he's got a mental problem like that ACB kekold tried to convince me Voges does (instead of just being a shithouse player lol), he shouldn't be fucking playing real cricket then
>>63485969
He doesn't really. Like honestly since his recall he's looked pretty good, the only problem being those two ducks in the UK, and I suppose the first innings here. They keep saying he's been doing a lot of new ball technique training so idk hopefully he gets better. He's gonna be haunted by that average for the rest of his life though, because it looks so fucking shit on paper, even if it improves a bit.
PS you going to any of the meme games this week? Might go to the canty one to be that one cunt supporting the other team lmao
He's clearly got the talent for it, I'd rather we waste our effort trying to make him a real opener than on someone like Brownlie desu.
>>63486001
whoops i interjected my PS between two paragraphs silly me haha
>>63485873
this isnt even an issue here, it isnt in the media at all
it's funny watching you poo pee's lose your marbles over it
>>63486069
thanks for the update Senpai
>>63486001
nah, got shit to do. Might hit up the nets on Sunday though
.
>>63485974
>breaking a girls heart
muscular ajay would never do shit like this shaking my head
>>63486128
she was literally insane man
I could break out some of the messages Tbh I saved a few
i was ruthless
>>63486135
do it lad
is this the girl you spent all of 2011 trying to kiss kek
Breaking news: Younis Khan just retired from international cricket
>>63485371
>McGrath kills innocent animals and makes money of his dead wife whose clothes his current wife wears
>Warne dickrides Clarke and BSAs in a way to fill the crippling void Simone and her alimony left in his life
>Lee is kucking himself out for Bollywood shekels
where did it all go so wrong?
>>63486150
Only ODIs m8
He's repeatedly said he wants 10000 test runs
Haha wow lmao I got banned on the train wifi whoops, just got the ban message now
>>63485622
daniel on sociopath watch
>>63486148
I don't know what you're referencing
I'll see if i can find some of the shit, it may not be on this computer tho
Is Ajay banging Ivana?
>>63486195
Is Ajay is an autistic 4chan poster m8
>>63486195
ofc
>>63485573
autism
>>63486195
Yes.
Is Mitchell Starc in an intimate relationship with Alyssa Healy?
>>63486214
No.
>>63486214
see here m8 >>63485283 They're justdoing it for the future GOATS
casual reminder I am going to blow my load in my 8/10 islander princess tonight.
>>63486206
words cant describe how painfully average she is
literally the human equivalent of daniels GPA
>>63486236
BASED RC keep it up lad
These threads require considerately more moderation and bans as its just autists having an off topic circlejerk in their social club.
Forgot to report to centrelink before 6pm now I dont get paid til the 13th
FML ȚBH FÁM
>>63486264
welcome to any general ever
>>63486264
The only autist who should be banned is you.
There is "literally" nothing wrong with having our own thread to chat with 4chan friends. But I'm tipping other anons don't seem to reply to your posts or give you any positive feedback though. Don't blame others for failing to make any real connections with people here.
>>63486270
Good, you don't deserve my tax dollars you worthless fucking parasite.
Eat shit
>>63486276
+1 tripcred for speaking da TRUTH
>>63486282
Bit harsh desu
>>63486276
>>63486283
Drop the trip you autists
ZIM BAB WE *clap*
ZIM BAB WE *clap*
>>63486290
I would "literally" drop you, you fat piece of shit.
>>63486293
Drop the trip
>>63486296
Drop the trip
>>63486276
Cunt this is /sp/ - sports, not /sp/ - retarded circlejerk for NEET autists
>>63486296
You're the fattest fuck here as you are literally human garbage
hello i hear this is the tripfaggot gathering
>>63486304
You heard correct my big strong friend
>>63486304
Drop the trip
>>63486309
Drop the trip
>>63486302
You do realize that if I dropped the trip my identity would become far greater than you could imagine?
Just look at Zerogoose. He hasn't dared to don the trip in over a year now and people STILL mention him.
>>63486316
I'm sorry, who are you again?
>Tameme
>>63486316
Drop the trip
>>63486316
>Australian teenage boys still mention him
fixd
>>63486328
are you watching a fucking pyjama game between two minnow nations
jesus lad you're far down the hole already
>>63486316
Drop the trip
>>63486328
Drop the trip
>>63486236
Didn't know your mum ruled an island
>>63486334
drop the proxy, matt
>>63486303
If that's the case, explain why I'm going to impregnate a strong independent, financially stable hot muslim tonight?
>>63486340
Drop the trip
>>63486332
I unironically love this game, bruh. I would go out and play it tomorrow if I had the means.
>>63486353
Drop the trip
>>63486363
https://www.lords.org/mcc/laws-of-cricket/laws/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_of_cricket
https://www.google.co.nz/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=laws%20of%20cricket
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=laws+of+cricket
>>63486343
>>63486334
>>63486329
>>63486315
>>63486302
kek. 2 years late to another meme pioneered by /nrl/
>>63486394
DROP THE TRIP LAD
>>63486209
m e m e
e
m
e
>>63486195
yeah la
Its not "drop the trip", its "trip on/off" and/or "proxy off" you freshcunts
Is Finch autistic lads?
>this one BSA doing all our pandering for us in time for BSA II: This Time No One Watches
cool I can sleep in
>>63486424
do you sleep at all daniel? isnt it like midnight now in pp land
>>63486421
Nice exposed shins, usagi
>>63486424
when is the next Warne/10dulkar pander game?
>>63486429
10:40
I'm going to sleep soon tho
>>63486431
oh wew just checked its at a much better time
about 16 bings
ok lads i went to that charity meme20 game i was talking about last week
maddinson unironically got bounced out in the first over by a 16 year old
cowan hit a cheeky 85 with a few wallops
ryan carter got some runs
matt cooper the nrl player was there, he bowls surprisingly alright leg breaks
i thought ellyse was gonna be there but it was only alyssa healy (reee etc)
nic maddinson bowls left arm pies
my old schools 1sts team is acutally decent seeing as they're all 16 year old private school babbies
>>63486431
5 hours I think
>>63486430
Drop the trip
>>63486441
Drop the trip
>>63486437
id let Matt Cooper take me into an alley in Wollongong desu
>>63486444
>trip
>trips
nice
but check these tho
>>63486236
you call 'her' princess because 'she' has a feminine penis?
>>63486444
Stop the trips
![1447235564931[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ky4TCGE.jpg "1447235564931[1].jpg")
>>63486455
That's shitty banter right there mate. Must be hard to come up with jokes when you're so fucking furious at some stranger on the internet.
>>63486475
Drop the trip
>>63486477
Drop the trip
literally didn't even recognise her at first Tbh Senpai
kek
KEK
KEK
>>63486484
Heres a superior cricket model without even trying
>>63486491
Drop the trip
>>63486492
I agree wholeheartedly, but I admit that Ellyse looks pretty impressive with dark hair and lots of editing
>>63486498
Ellyses dress is horrible. This "professional" shot exposes her boy like features and the auburn hair is horrible
>>63486492
fuck me she's not even that hot. You just know that if you got her in the sack her tits would sag back right into her chest.
>>63486506
Drop the trip
>>63473904
>trying to make yourself feel better by giving yourself a backhanded humble brag on a chinese hentai discussion forum.
Youre partly the reason why I dropped out of my MbChb to go study history instead. I don't know what it is about Law and Med students but they sure like to think of themselves as God's gift to academia. Truth be told they're mostly (there are exceptions) the most dull and insecure people to be around at Universities. Literally all my conversations during my studies with fellow medical school students were about tricky organic chem reactions, Lab technique and/or Enzyme pathways. Rarely when anything that strayed from this domain was either pleb talk about the latest episode of Home and Away or about some upcoming tests. But in regards to your question yes anyone can do medical school I think given you enjoy rote memorization and have a penchant for dulling the human faculty of creative thought.
>>63486516
>responding to b8
m8...
>Zimdumbwe
>>63486531
Drop the trip
someone make a bsa thread for overnight
why is daniel on pooicide watch now?
>>63485439
you do realize they're getting deported here?
they're aussies and they've lived in aus their entire life, don't know why they're called kiwis, rofl. But John Key is taking in the deports, so he can hardly use that line. I don't want this human waste in our country, but he's being the hypocrite.
>>63486558
>I don't want this human waste in our country
What country?
>>63486565
He said Australia. Learn to read.
>>63486541
my fucking sides
>>63486574
John Key is resorting to damage control, which the only thing he can do.
They are New Zealand citizens, they are not dual-citizens. There is literally nothing your government can do to stop ours deporting that human waste back to PP
>>63486551
He got Keked by a muscular Indian
>>63486589
is a muscular indian literally fucking ivana?
didn't daniel say she's a virgin? my god, if she's now a curryburner and daniel got keked like that that'd be the most pathetic way for things to pan out.
>>63486578
they are nz citizens, but they're aussies.
A kid born in nz for a year and lived in australia for the next 20 years isn't a kiwi, it's an aussie. You deal with it. Not our problem.
>Bitchwide Johnshit is 34
He's aged well
>>63486596
>kiwis constantly talk shit about Australia
>suddenly they get mad about our government deporting them
>PLEASE LET US STAY BIG STRONG AUSTRALIANS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
On ya bike sheep fuckers
poo peeland on eternal literally furious damage control and pooicide watch
I don't like the orangutan meme
Poor Seethland on seething furious poverty, imprisonment and deportation watch
>>63486664
>be duncan
>check out
Pakistan vs Pakistan starting now
>>>63486670
>>>63486670
>>>63486670
NEW THREAD!
>>63486674
kek yourself m8
>>63486667
drop the trip
>>63486682
Proxy on
>>63486666
>>63486188
>train wifi
>Pee Pooland is LITERALLY more developed than Australia
>Englel
Their culture of misery and losing is alive and well I see
>starting at 11am GMT on 11/11
>not holding a two minute silence
>Roy 0 (2)
Great start lads.
>england unironically 0-1
welp
>>63486690
goldy to brisbane has train wifi,where do you live?
REAL THREAD.
>>63486697
>>63486697
>>63486697
>>63486353
Literally go visit your local indian population, tell them Tendulkar was the greatest player ever and you'll have official cricket m8s to play with
>>63486710
Fuck off
>>63486710
disregard this
didn't even notice this thread wasnt at the limit
>>63486437
>ellyse was gonna be there but it was only alyssa healy
Report duplicate threads made by attention seeking newcunt casuals.
>1/0
>poot
