Tommy Hanson is in a come at an Atlanta hospital, reportedly OD on cocaine.
Hanson spent 4 years with the Braves and one with the Angels. He was one of the top young pitchers in baseball with 3.28 ERA in his first 3 season until his shoulder got BTFO. Over his last two seasons he had an ERA of 4.76 ERA.
He last appeared in the Majors in 2013 with the Angels. In 2014 and 2015 he unsuccessfully attempted comebacks with the White Sox and Giants.
Damn.
F
Apparently not drug related and his organs failed for some reason.
Also Jose Reyes just got arrested for beating the shit out of his wife.
>>63467777
nice quads
What a crazy day for baseball lads
Two players getting JUST'd in one day
pls b ok
>>63467848
Must have had a rockie relationship
>>63467848
>>63467899
MLB edition when???
>>63467929
is that Bruce Jenner?
>>63467899
NO FUCKING MORE
>>63467920
Goddamn it Carlos I hate you so fucking much but the meme game ridiculous.
>>63467920
Just confirmed Hanson and a small child were attacked by a giant monster that crawled from the depths of the sea. This is the last picture taken right before the attack.
>tfw Barves fan
The ride never ends
>>63468107
>tfw the kaiju are real and are coming
I'm fucking ready.
>>63467848
Maybe not a OD situation but your organs don't just give out on you at 29 when you have enough money for regular checkups, maybe prior abuse or something but it can't just be nothing.
>>63467920
lmao
from reddit:
Little history of Brandon Bond... He's banned from Turner Field (most specifically the clubhouse) because he's a male cleat chaser who gives players free tattoos and drugs to be their "pals"..... After some incident with Jordan Schafer involving being "fucked up" in the clubhouse Bond was banned from the Ted.
Here's what I know about Tommy... On the last day of the season in 2012 I actually ended up partying with some of the Braves who were celebrating at Tin Roof in Atlanta after the game. I went with my buddy who was there to sell Tommy and some of the other guys some blow. I watched Tommy do a key bump behind a giant restaurant sized dumpster behind the building under the opened lid shielding him from the rain. He pitched the day before, getting shelled and almost costing the Braves a playoff spot. Apparently after his "masterful" Saturday start he went out and got bombed, staying out all night. He was saying that during the Sunday day game (the win or go home season deciding game) that he was so hungover that he didn't care at all who won the game. He just wanted it to end so he could go back to sleep (mind you, he's telling me this about 4 hours after the game as he's doing cocaine in front of me and 3 other people he's never met before in a restaurant parking lot.) We went in the restaurant where a lot of the players were partying it up, celebrating the win. Tommy's parents are in there, nice folks. They are telling me how they would love it if he were to one day become a Los Angeles Angel. Then two months later it happened. There were a lot of people in the media curious why the Braves would give up on such a young, hopeful arm. Guess the Braves brass knew what was up. I'm sure coaches can smell that type of thing from a mile away having lived through the lifestyle themselves.
Tommy didn't leave town as soon as he was traded. He stuck around town partying all winter like crazy.
>>63468661
I was doing a bit of drinking myself in those days and would run into him all sorts of places but most notably I'd run into him Sunday nights at a place called Zuffy's where my friends and I would play some Golden Tee. Zuffy's was also a bar right across from one of Atlanta's biggest strip clubs, The Pink Pony. It was pretty widely known that Zuffy's was the place to meet your coke dealers to buy your drugs before you went in "The Pony". Like clockwork he would show up, go into the bathroom with another dude and come out shortly after, then leave. Sometimes he would stick around for a minute if he was still working on a beer. He borrowed more than a few cigarettes from my friends and I. So, I can more than assure you this piece of shit Brandon Bond is full of fucking shit liar trying to cover for his buddy, and more than likely himself.
This is the kind idiot we're dealing with here... at the 0:21 mark of this video he's talking about how much he loves baseball, as a child growing up then became a season ticket holder..... Then at the 3:21 mark he's talking about how weird it is that he's tattooing baseball players because "I always hated sports, I hated everything about it" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f76yc6IA3p8[1] ... Dude is so fucked up all the time he doesn't even know what he's saying. You can watch any number of his videos or check through his tweets to see he's a whack job cleat chaser.
Tommy is a KNOWN coke head around Atlanta and made no bones about it. He was far more open about it than any current player I've ever seen or heard of through the grapevine. You're organs don't just randomly fail you at the age of 29 on a Sunday morning (lets call it Saturday night late) when you're staying at a known drug pusher's place.
>>63468687
Also I'm pretty sure he was bitten by a giant sea monster.
>>63468331
Sure they do. A friend of mine just died of a heart attack at 26 at work a few months ago. He wasn't fat, he was actually in great shape and he didn't do any drugs besides the occasional night out drinking, his heart just gave out.
People die of natural causes at a young age fairly often. Hanson was probably on coke or meth, though.
>>63468784
roids
it's literally impossible to OD on cocaine alone
Apparently Jordan Schafer tweeted that he died but I'm not following him so I can't see it
>>63469068
Guarantee he was taking bonermoth pills.
>>63469068
Unless you parachute it
>>63469068
so, he was probably drinking too
Zach Klein @ZachKleinWSB
Per source: Tommy Hanson suffered catastrophic organ failure. "We need prayers, we need him to wake up"
>>63469158
so why blame cocaine?
>>63469078
>>63469255
would you rather blame the booze?
>>63468107
poor kid
Roids?
Did he died?
>>63470352
I haven't seen anyone confirm Schafer was accurate yet, but you kind of figure from >>63469215 that it's not going to be good. I'd like to be wrong but it feels like we'll get some bad news in the morning.
>>63467777
Mmm Bop, Tommy. Mmm bop.
also quads checked and baba booey
https://twitter.com/ZachKleinWSB/status/663947845834137600
>Per MLB source, former #Braves pitcher Tommy Hanson has passed away He was 29 #RIPTH
F
>>63467777
F
>tfw crying
>>63467929
>NO MORE thumbnails for ants
He also had one of the slowest deliveries imaginable and was super easy to steal off of.
dogespeed BMFT, i won't crey but i'll kinda feel nostalgic for a minute maybe
>>63469314
>locking an account with over 50k followers
all of my why. porn stars do this shit from time to time with 100k followers.
Everybody is confirming it now.
RIP TH
f
>>63467920
>Dan Quinn gets exposed as a shit playcaller
>Hawks meme in the NBA
>Hanson dies
Weird two days for Atlanta sports desu
>>63467777
Fuck him
Ruined his own life by being a complete moron and everyone is supposed to care?
Celebrity sports obsession shit is a sickness and he got what was coming to him.
>>63472304
>>63472304
Edgy, I like it.
You don't even know what the fuck happened yet you dumb cunt yet you're on your soapbox already drooling like the fucking retard you are. Do the world a favor and join him in death.
>>63467777
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/14095292/tommy-hanson-former-atlanta-braves-losangeles-angels-pitcher-dies
F
>>63467777
>He was 49-35 with a 3.80 ERA for his career.
Nothing of value was lost
>>63472304
Fuck you, you piece of shit. Your probably unemployed and watch kiddy porn don't you? You insensitive fuck. I'd bitch slap you unconscious if I were in front of you. You have no idea the battles of people, and do any of these athletes/celebs/morons ask for your attention? They don't want your fucking attention, that's why they are high, to escape cunts like yourself!
>>63472614
>>63472482
huh? thats a decent record
>>63467920
CARLOS!
>>63470792
>barves
F desu
>tfw woke up sad
>>63472419
man the Angels have shitty handling on take care of their prospects
F, feels bad man
Literally who
Hard to sympathize with anyone who does drugs or boozes hard like that. I try to but I can't ever succeed. You literally do these things to yourself.
>>63475022
It's just a rumor. Officially they're saying he went to the hospital because he was having trouble breathing and then shit just went bad.
>>63467777
how does a 29 year old with access to the best healthe care in the workd suffer "catastrophic organ failure"?
can some sord of roids do that?
>>63475747
Pro athlete money also buys access to the best recreational drugs in the world.
>>63479581
You don't have to be an athlete for that
>>63479656
The post was about the money not the profession, dingus
>>63475747
drugs m8
UPDATE
https://twitter.com/ZachKleinWSB/status/664219843160367104
>We've obtained Tommy Hanson initial incident report Crime Incident listed as "Overdose" Official cause will be known in toxicology report
>>63480033
Clearly injected one too many marijuanas
>>63467943
Her name is Caitlin
Fucking bigot
>>63480520
This. I mean, COME ON people it's 2015
>>63480684
Yay! South Park! xDDDDDDDD
>>63480520
Do you think he still has his penis?
>>63480790
How the fuck can a lesbian man have a penis?
You should be more sensitive and think before you speak next time.
r.i.p cyborg throwpitch machine
>>63480790
*she
*her
FTFY
God its 2015 shitlord
>>63467777
My bet is on steroids and cocaine. Steroids to fix his arm, cocaine to fix his heart
