Hi
First for I love Seth
I miss Seth.
Thank god Stephanie isn't there
i'm not even watching bros
ON UR KNEES DOUG
Janitor here, I have contacted the mod.
Any spoilers will result in a ban.
First for Chicagoat is a fat nerd
>its taped
Oh, Im just gonna read what happened then
Roman over Beeg
Owens over Titus
Ziggler over Mix
Cesaro over Sheamus
Ambrose over Breeze
Balor is over as fuck desu
SETH IS RUINED
PRESS A+ TO PAY RESPECTS
>>63463168
Where the fuck my /vp/oreons at?
HAITCH OVER AS FUCK
>>63463168
i remember this guy
he is how i found these threads
it's nice to see Based Haitch.
(*^^*)
>The belt still has his sideplates
>Roman will win the belt
Shit sucks, yo
It should be Cesaro to win and Sheamus to cash in and they feud for a couple months to buy time to build a new guy or for Cena to come back ruin everything again
>>63463201
triple h dies
>thankyou rollins
what the fuck? he isnt dead.
>Seth's dead
HOLY FUCK, I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS SHIT TODAY, "WHAT IF SETH GETS HURT?", I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW. JESUS CHRIST
>>63463205
Raw is taped tonight?
>England unironically cheering for Haitch.
Shit tier crowd. Shit tier country.
>>63463168
PLEASE COME BACK SETH WE NEED YOU
holy fuck England, learn to fucking chant
>>63463201
y u lyin
>>63463210
I don't think they'll bother with a taped Raw. I wonder if the german weeb is here, though.
>>63463227
Yeah it was in bongland
>>63463219
Prep yourself for some (You)'s boy
>it's a UK panders to heels episode
>>63463210
Here, though might read spoilers instead of watching this week
>Rollins
;_;
>raw is in England
Might be good m8
>>63463201
CENA WINS
E
N
A
WINS
>>63463227
Unless Nigels are staying up in an arena at like 1am
>Cena face is so stronk it killed Jasethys knee
GOAT
>>63463232
>casual ebin smarks who don't even watch WWE think europe has the best crowds
Someone tell me what happened so I can do something productive like fap to trannies or play Fallout 4.
>vacant has yet another title
When will they stop pushing this man?
>he got to go over Dbry and seth
fuck vacant so much
>crowd booing Rollins being injured
He isn't the reason for bad ratings niggaz
if a heel is over and people cheer for them instead of booing, are they a face? i dont get wwe
>This britbong chanting
HOLY KEK
>Britcunts can't even chant correctly
>no pop for reigns
>>63463210
Hogan is /vp/ desu.
>>63463201
Janitors are not supposed to reveal themselves. Ever.
god why does the crowd feel as though they have to react to every single little thing
>>63463210
Not watching, but here to pay respects to based Rollins
F
>>63463237
How so?
>>63463255
http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/639845-live-ongoing-wwe-raw-spoiler-results-for-tonight
>be me
>be blowin knees
>weak
>arms are heavy
>triple H's spaghetti
Jesus, that's a long ass walk
Roman is a wank pheasant
>That mixed reaction for Roman
I love England.
So I was gone, what happened to Seth's arm or whatever? It got blown up?
>>63463210
Checking in
>>63463254
Best waifu desu
>Reigns cheered in England
uuuh brits whats going on
I want Roman to trip and fall down the stairs.
>that reigns pop
disgusting
>>63463241
>not editing the sleeves
who ever made this is retarded
>>63463236
>>63463248
Oh, yeah, I see the giant fucking union jacks now.
>>63463247
Cena's on break.
>>63463259
Nobody in WWE cares about alignments anymore. They realize that people just cheer for who they like now.
>Dead silence when Reigns comes out
>They didn't even bother editing in a pop for Roman
Was he originally boo'd?
This smark ass crowd
REIGNS
IS
OVER
V
E
R
guys i am watching RAW and my father walks in on me and he says "you still watching this garbage?" I'm so embarassed what do I do
You kids know this is fake, right?
>crossfit jesus
Seth Rollins is not even there and has a better reception than the silence that is Roman Reigns.
>>63463274
Anti smark Smark Romanfags, Cesaro hates cause of Reddit, etc.
>>63463257
Topkek
>chaos brings ladders
huh? what?
JBL, who's as generic as a heel announcer can be, is openly rooting for Reigns too
It's over fellas...
>>63463276
Welp, that's all I needed to know. Good night fags, see you next week.
>>63463307
F ;_;
>>63463307
what happens if you don't press F?
>Not recognizing the legendary hair dryer fake pop
Jesus fuck /sp/ is the markiest mark.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkhL1JuUaDE
>>63463210
I have nothing better to do, so here I guess
>>63463289
>>63463292
>>63463302
What? I didn't hear a pop for Roman at all.
Do you marks actually think Rollins tore his ACL? They saw that the Raw ratings were at a historic low and knew they had to change it up.
I can't believe noone else is seeing through this.
>>63463303
Fuck his ass desu
Are they editing crowd reactions for this?
Here it comes.
where are you, seth ;_;
>>63463328
Dumb
Triple H face?
Reminder that the crowd has been heavily edited. The spoilers revealed how they were actually reacting to things.
inb4 Roman vs Dean
>>63463257
Vacant has always had great title reigns, and remember that he gave up his spot just so the undertaker could wrestle at Survivor Series 1990. Vacant for Hall of Fame when?
REALLY STRONG
>charisma
>>63463328
Dumb
Jesus fucking Christ, HHH is sucking so hard on Reigns' knob
Please kill me
CHARISMA
>This Aich dick sucking
>Ramen
>Charisma
KEK
>CHARISMA
>>63463343
It's ok m8, we still love you, it's just shitty gamethread bants.
>Charisma
lol good one trips
YOU HAVE IT ALL ROMAN
>>63463349
Really reddit
>>63463287
No touching
>charisma
BOOORRRRRRRIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGG
Why are Titus, Stardust, Kalisto, Neville, Barrett and Breeze even in this fucking tournament? Did Cena really eat the careers of so many young wrestlers that they can't even fill a 16-person tournament without almost half of them being jobbers?
>>63463359
This
>>63463210
>You have the charisma
Haitch, pls
Also, present and accounted for
>Triple H talking about Roman and saying he has everything
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>63463215
Hi cutie I missed you.
i'm just watching for the crowd edits to the ramen/big slow match. all reports have said the crowd wasn't into it one bit.
>Sting
>WW world champion
>>63463328
not punishment to killing Sting.
you dummy, don't be a dummy.
Roman Reigns has charisma. He especially has a big presence when he comes out every night, lads. He's not quite the best talker, but charisma is a whole lot more than just talking.
Gotta admit, this is some good writing for a last minute change. Really plays into Reigns favor.
Based haitch, this is a great promo
Triple H said Roman has charisma
SMARKS BTFO
>Trips has been talking for 10 minutes and Roman is yet to say a word
Top lel
N...no homo breh
Man that sounded really gay
Thats kinda gay desu
This is fucking epic.
TRIPLE H
YES
ITS HABBENING
>yes yes, give in to the darkside
>my man
WWE HOMOSEX WHEN
>>63463215
post belly
Guys...i'm scared.
HAHAHHAAH BE MY MAN, BEST LINE THIS YEAR LOL
>sellout
HHH BTFOing ROMAN
>>63463387
Yeah i was there. Smarky parts of the crowd were doing their best to kill it and so they did.
Lots of Boring chants, please retires etc all mixed in with a long ass mexican wave.
I wish Reigns would just turn heel.
>>63463403
Being protected doesn't mean he has charisma
Haitch still got it senpai.
>>63463265
Japan knows
>MY MAN
inb4 gay fanfics
>>63463210
Will Serena win da Ash?
>>63463340
>>63463354
SUICIDE ALERT
Did Haitch just say "shituation"?
bruh HHH giving life lessons holy shit this is a really good promo
this is how life actually is
Haitch is coming for that butthole
This is a great Triple H promo 2behonest.
Roman, its all yours. All you need to do is grip on my shovel and pull. It's all yours Roman.
>>63463403
You know who else has Charisma? Based Fatass.
You know who is actually a competent talker? Based Fatass.
You know who doesn't have to be carried to a good match? Based Fatass.
You know who actually has the backing of Stone Cold and Hulk Hogan (the two biggest stars in wrestling history)? Based Fatass
Even Fatass' wife is hotter. There is literally nothing that Roman has that Based Fatass isn't better at.
>from the time you were a boy
>literally had to get dragged by the Usos to the tryout because he never wanted to be a wrestler
>monamet
>>63463357
>>63463359
>>63463363
>>63463365
>>63463369
>>63463377
>Charisma?
>you can have everything this beings with it
>...respect...
>ALL OF IT
>MONAMENT
Dis nigga the supreme Chancellor
NOT SAYING YOU DON'T WANT TO SELL OUT ARENAS AND BE THE CHAMPION?
fuck HHH
BUILD A MONAMENT
DAS IT MANE
This promo is fucking great.
Triple H is so good at this.
Damn, this is legendary.
>you will never have a "monament" built in your honor
>>63463466
Theres looks and height
Thats about it
all u have 2 do is b muh man
nigga what
>>63463466
Roman blows up in a match yet fatass doesn't. Shit is hysterical
>A monooment
Non-flash link where?
HE SAID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
This is really good writing for last minute shenanigans.
>>63463387
I dunno why they keep doing that match.
>>63463403
Not really, his character hasn't really evolved from "The Shield's Samoan Hot-Tag."
>>63463439
This segment,might do it
>Triple H is still talking
>>63463473
mouth game weak
>>63463466
How about making money and drawing crowds and selling merchandise? Based SAMOAN.
>muh carry
Be my man
>>63463466
You know who's taller? Roman Reigns
You know who's buffer? Roman Reigns
Holy fuck
That fucking obvious editing hahahahahahaha
Holy shit, why can't CREATIVE write like this all the time. Do they have to be up against the fucking wall to be decent?
>I'VE NEVER TAKEN A HAND OUT
HAHAHAHA
literally his whole career is because of nepotism.
I'm A GOOD GUY- Roman
>those added in cheers
top kek
They should have let tribble haitch do all the talking.
all dem yes
>BE A REALITY MAN
ROMAN BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Why's he proposing to him? Pretty gay desu
>>63463508
>Roman
>Draw
Stop
this promo has gone 10 minutes too long desu
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL
>ROMAN VS BEEG
>>63463511
Yeah, but he does nothing with it. Like 5 moves.
>He's a good boy he neva takin nuffin
>>63463496
>HE GETS SO GASSED SO FREAKING FAST
no he doesn't bro
BEEG
>WEEEEEELLLLL
AAAAAaaaaannnd flip the channel
>BEEG
>>63463449
Ash winning the Kalos League is more likely
Why do the crowd cheer a heel turn as if that will suddenly change anything about Reigns ability?
I honestly dont understand pseudo-smarks.
>beeg didn't retire
>Beeg vs bbygrl for the quadrillionth time
>>63463516
Bruh, that was off the cuff Haitch, no writing needed.
Fuck this shit, back to masturbating.
BEEEEEG
>big slow
Retire this jabroni already!
>BEEG vs Roman
Big Show will get attacked later tonight by the Wyatt family. Mark my words
Im so fucking tired of BEEG
>Roman Reigns sells out
>Rock checks his ass into the Smackdown Hotel
>Usos go crazy on Roman
>Rikishi gives him a stink face
>Yokozuna's fat ass ghost drops his half ton ass on him
>Roman gets disowned
WEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>63463537
>ROMAN VS BEEG #3416
OMG no way he can beat bigshow!!!
>> Bigshow new champion!!
Monument botch kek
Also Reigns phoned in cheers top kek
>roman vs big show AGAIN
WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME YUROP
>>63463548
He does bro. Can't go longer than 10 minutes. Same for Ryback. Buff guys doesn't mean they can go.
MATCH OF THE DECADE INCOMING!
>>63463532
>Roman
>Not draw
Quit being in denial you faggot
>That terrible editing
C L O C K W O R K
>WWE think they can manufacture a Ramen underdog story
kek
>>63463210
Hi there.
>Beeg vs Ramen
>Big Show
>>63463554
It's edited, stupid.
>Its a Big Show vs Roman episode
Yeah the crowd was edited for that promo.
Also it almost sent me to fucking sleep while in attendance. Way to fucking long.
If Ambrose turns, he wins the title but if Roman turns, he gets the title and becomes a pretty good heel and Ambrose gets Mega Face status
Those cheers sounded a lil piped in.
>Tfw watching a glorified smackdown.
>>63463575
>implying The Rock wasn't the original Samoan Sellout
watching wwe for the first time in 5 years is it worth it?
>yfw clockwork died
Will they edit out the anti Beeg chants?
>clockwork will never come back
It just isn't a gamethread without him
>>63463586
Fuck those huge ass ratings he pulls in is totally impressive
All those 18 year lows!
>>63463583
How would you know if Reigns gets gassed or not? Wouldn't you have to know his cardio? You're not his fucking fitness coach. I'm sure he moves around well.
Ok Beeg again is shit, but seriously though that promo was boss. It felt like the good ol days of RAW again for a brief time. Maybe Rollins getting hurt was the best thing for the company right now. Creative having to actually work for a change.
Fuck off animenerds
Am I the only one who just died laughing when the crowd just cheered YES for the supposed top babyface to turn heel. Absolute joke.
>>63463604
No one is turning. It would make less sense for Ambrose to turn given his whole, "WE'RE BROTHERS FOR LYFE" nonsense he always spews.
>Sixteen man obstacles to get through
>actually trying to make people think Roman won't AYY BBYGURL BALEEB DAT through them all
Come on
>>63463210
here desu
>Big Show
>ever actually wrestling
>ramen beats ambrose in a hard faught face/face finals
>while celebrating ambrose turns on ramen nailing his finisher on him
>boring fuck shaymoose cashes in
WE HAVE THE MEATS!!!111!!!
OMG GUYS I'M SO EXCITED FOR BEEG VS ROMAN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAjvjVd6Xnk
>>63463606
>implying Rock didn't embrace it and turned into GOAT Hollywood Rock
i wanted to see Haitch v. Roman at SS desu.
>According to reports, the Trash Man has been seen backstage and will enter the tournament as a suprise entrant
HYPE
>>63463630
Ambrose is going to be in the finals against Roman, senpai. Someone is going to turn
>>63463449
yes
>>63463610
>tfw USA bro doesn't see my clockwork post
>>63463620
>It's Fall
>Seth Rollins was champion in the fall
>Monday Night Football is on
>A lot of stars are gone
>Bad booking
>RAW usually doesn't do well in the fall
YEAH REIGNS WAS TOTALLY THE CAUSE OF THOSE RATINGS
>>63463640
Rock is smart enough to go heel when he's booed
>>63463623
What are restholds during longer matches he has had?
>>63463640
Hollywood Rock was GOAT but I was talking about Corporate Rock
Over under 5 minute match
/CorbinClub/ WW@?
I haven't been in these threads in about a year..... where is the guy masutrbating to Beeg picture?
Reigns is turning heel at Survivor Series. He's going to heroically power his way to the final of the tournament where he'll face Ambrose only to cave and accept accept Haitch's help by way of sledgehammer. He'll become the new authority poster boy champion
>>63463630
Nigga it's wrestling. Nothing makes sense
Should...
Should I cheer for Big Slow?
>>63463672
Killed in Cuba apparently
>>63463659
But Roman is a draw right?
Roman being forced to be the new top guy will backfire and WWE will continue being shit for it
>>63463654
He isn't.
>>63463661
A lot of wrestlers have restholds in 20 minute matches, what else is new?
>> Cena not champion
>>WWE low ratings
come on guys give him back the title!
Only Cena can save this company
