NOVEMBER 9TH GAMES
EASTERN TIME
>7
Chicago Bulls @ Philadelphia 76ers
Orlando Magic @ Indiana Pacers
>8
Minnesota Timberwolves @ Atlanta Hawks
>9
Portland Trailblazers @ Denver Nuggets
>10
San Antonio Spurs @ Sacramento Kings
>10:30
Memphis Grizzlies @ Los Angeles Clippers
Detroit Pistons @ Golden State Warriors
>Undefeated
Golden State Warriors
>Which NBA player's pencil has she sharpened?
Honestly I think /nba/ will never recover from bandwagoning Lebron up 2-1 and getting BTFO. It's eternal!
I can't say i feel sorry for you, you actually thought delly could shut down the best shooter to ever play the game. You gotta live with that the rest of your lives.
>iggy shutting down MJ
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>63459474
Reminder to report and hide the upcoming faggot who is going to post his Curry copypasta yet again.
>tfw I've filtered almost all of the curry images
>>63459474
do one for PG
>>63459384 #
Don't leave bro, or I'll have to leave as well ;-;
>>63459387 #
I was at the peak of Curry loving here in 11-12 and never stopped, everyone would shit on me, maybe that's why I had the impression of a anti Curry flow.
Like when I said he would be the MVP before last season, and that he'd surpass CP and become a top five players daym
>tfw no more /feels/ on /nba/ after games
We should have like a second general for legit OG
just admit it /nba/ you've been defeated and will never recover. You bandwagoned Lebron up 2-1 during the finals and proceeded to get B-T-F-O. You spammed lelbron this, Delly that and now look at you! Sad and pathetic beaten like a black step child. what was you thinkin? what was you trying to prove? You grew up in the worst era of basketball ever and think flopping is okay. Well it's not and you're a faggot. I don't blame you for being mad, i blame you for being pathetic! 2-4 is a testament to your stupidity and you can't come back from that.
Which one /nba/:
https://youtu.be/NxoYlCQAKZ8
Or
https://youtu.be/0T7du27rSDI
>2-4
>two and four
>two(2) wins four(4) losses
>dos y cuatro
>0.33333 win rate
>33% winning percentage
>advanced statistics
>advanced metrics
>sports science
>advanced statisticals
>statisticas avancadas
>SportVU camera statistics
>APBRmetrics
>Sabermetrics
>HoopData
>eFG%: effective field goal percentage
>TS%: True shooting percentage
>PPP: Points Per Possession (alternatively Points Per Play)
>Pace- and Volume-Adjusted Stats (alternatively called "Tempo-Free")
>PER
>Win Shares (WS)
>Wins Produced (WP)
>ezPM
>Expected Value (EV)
>Plus-Minus (+/-)
>>63459495
just stop dude
keep your autism to yourself
>>63459512
>>63459474
Gortat isn't shit. He's more 'meh'
no matter the time of day you come on /nba/ there is this neet spamming curry shit
this is honestly sad, nigga what are you doing
>>63459474
gortat is better than chandler bruh
>>63459533
Thanks man and thanks to the other anon lol I forget people actually like me here unlike other names/trips
I'm actually literally fine with the spamming it's when people comment and get into flame wars and shit
Like it's pretty obvious to just ignore the but no all these redditors have to comment on each one
>>63459384
don't leave go wizards you're one of my favorite posters we've had lots of anon interactions
>>63459474
gasol really needs to be under more scrutiny, his hometown no expectations mediocre ass gets a free pass for everything. averaging 6 rebounds as a center lmao
bump whiteside up and bring gasol down, desu
>>63459595
https://youtu.be/4LU38jBhnJQ
Hawks going for 8 straight wins will they get it? they face Minn today
>>63459595
You're on here with him if you know he's on here all day, what the fuck are you doing nigga?
>spending all day on 4chan telling people to report a spammer
Pathetic
>Mozgod not in elite tier
Shiggy
>>63459474
desu
>ELITE
Duncan
Demarcus
Drummond
DJ
Dwight
Hassan
>GREAT
Marc
Gobert
Vucevic
>GOOD
Horford
Jefferson
Bogut
Ezeli
><GOOD to SHIT:
Everyone else
>>63459384
>tfw I spotted you on /a/ with your name still on once
>>63459474
My personal rankings here
>ELITE
Cousins
Jordan
Drummgod
Dwight
Whiteside
>GREAT
Marc
Gobert
Horford
Vucevic
Jefferson
>GOOD
Bogut
Monroe
Lopez
JV
Noel
Rest is shit tier I think, didn't give much thought about it here. Zaza, Asik, Tyson, Lopez, Hibbert, Mozgov, Gortat, Noah,. Towns, Hill, Adams, Kanter, Zeller, Plumlee and Nurkic are the ones not listed. Don't think they are really worth ranking lel
Duncan above all desu senpai
>>63459633
TWolves are good. Just have a shit coach.
Post your all time starting 5s
Handchecking rules:
Payton
Jordan
Pippen
Garnett
Hakeem
Good luck
Modern rules:
Curry
Allen
Bird
Nowitzki
Rodman
I think this line up on 3s and offensive rebounds would destroy anyone. Too much firepower and the defense would at least be slightly above average with good spacing. Goat catch and shooters who can work together, Bird adds passing skills that make this offense deadly and can bail out probably any situation into an open 3
>>63459653
? I've literally never been to /a/, not once
I don't watch anime I read berserk tho. The only other boards I get on nowadays are /mu/ sometimes and /v/ but it's getting really bad so I've been getting on it less frequently
>>63459671
>LEBRON
>LEBRON JAMES
>LEBRON JAMES
>LEBRON
>LEBRON JAMES
>>63459639
fuck off you can check at literally any time of the day and you see stupid fucking curry pictures
I hope you got banned and are posting from mobile, stupid motherfucker
>>63459660
Ezeli is elite obviously
>>63459602
I'll be more active let's try and save this lovable shithole
>>63459614
>gasol really needs to be under more scrutiny, his hometown no expectations mediocre ass gets a free pass for everything. averaging 6 rebounds as a center lmao
if you look only at stats you may think that players like gasol are bad and player like Kevil Love are top of the league
stats are not important at all
>>63459685
>going back and checking a 4chan thread at times when you not even on
You are a fucking lame
Wiz you listen to Vince Staples
pls leave
>>63459671
LeBron
Curry
Bird
Dirk
Shaq
>>63459717
I told you I don't really like Vince that much, just some of his songs
He's like above average I've listened to his album maybe 4 times found it enjoyable but not that great
>>63459697
He's not that good man, he's got good defense, not elite. Can score quite nicely, but he's incredibly soft and doesn't EVER take over games.
Grizzlies are absolutely fucked with their current philosophy
>>63459700
nobody's talking about looking at old posts I'm saying any time you click NBA general you see your retard NEET ass spamming curry pics. drink bleach
>>63459697
Kevin Love is an elite rebounder and scorer, of course hes a top player. Fun fact, the cavs defense is actually better with him on the floor because hes a better defensive rebounder than thompson and he's an excellent outlet passer too.
All time starting 5:
Curry
Lebron
Bird
Malone
Garnett
>>63459733
Jesus, even I am getting tired of these nitpicked stats.
Is this really the fact of the day? Not that Drummond is the first since Wilt to average 20/20 over a 6 game period? I bet there are others, but come on. Scored most points in all games during a 7-0 start, fuck that man
>>63459639
>curry spammer mad
i clearly said "any time", as in, i go on /sp/ at sporadic times
>being a no life neet who spams pictures of a guy who doesn't even know you exist
fucking sad m8
>>63459739
Ugly ass nigga, am I the Curry spammer? I said you are a fucking lame cause you stay on here all day to where curryspammer is even an issue
Avert your fucking eyes pussy ass
>>63459754
Oscar Robertson
Michael Jordan
Larry Bird
Tim Duncan
Shaquille O'neal
>>63459763
>guys please report him and make /sp/ a better place
If you didn't stay on here your entire life it wouldn't be an issue fucking lame
https://youtu.be/GJUimYVu9MI
Dwert is still productive faM
>>63459738
most of the things that he adds to the game are not measured in the stats, his IQ for example, he's not that good but has an great IQ
still he's at least top 5 centers
>>63459743
kevin love is a stat padder who is usually overrated as fuck
>>63459735
He's below average pls stop wiz.
His new album was trash and you need to admit this
>>63459755
Fisher is bitch made but Matt Barnes from the streets I might have called the cops too desu
>>63459797
Hes also playing on a team that is poorly built to emphasize his skills, the cavs have 2 iso heavy players and poor spacing its the worst situation for him. He is a bit overrated but hes still the best offensive stretch 4 in the game
>>63459797
I think he's 6th, like you can see here >>63459660 what would you change?
Also, KLove was so overrated, he became underrated. People now acting like he's a scrub or some shit. Dude still would got a max everywhere and would be a number one option in about 70% of the league
>>63459845
>best offensive stretch 4
Lol have some Dray in your life
>>63459845
Isn't Davis considered a stretch 4? I mean, he doesn't stretch all the way to the 3 line, but he surely can't be left alone on the long 2. Same thing with Blake, Aldridge. Depending on what you consider stretching the floor, Love might not be the top stretch 4 anymore.
Oops, just remembered Bosh, who in my mind is head and shoulder above Love in all aspects but passing and rebounding
>>63459782
>being this mad people are tired of your spamming
get a job or something senpai
go to college
find a gf
you're weak as hell with spamming curry 24/7
>>63459845
>Hes also playing on a team that is poorly built to emphasize his skills
trying this hard
>>63459878
Fair, but I guess i think of Loves range as his defining trait more than the other guys. I still think he could be the second option on a championship team but the Bosh role does not suit him.
>Mozgod not in his own tier as "God"
https://youtu.be/EvzXps-qqO8
>I-i w-will build my franchise around AD!
Top kek
>>63459782
>>63459886
>>63459474
Cavs
>>63459864
wtf dude, Draymond only hits 3s when he's wide open. That itself makes it obvious he's no stretch 4. Dudes don't guard him tight on the perimeter.
He's incredibly good shooting threes when he's stepping on it coming from half court, I forgot how it's called. Like, trailing? I think it's something like that. You should know what I mean if you're such a big dubs fan :^)
why do the bulls always toy with my emotions? why can't they just be consistent? why do they have to win big games and then lose the little ones? why do they always lose in the first or second round? why can't does this team have to be so stressful?
The Curry poster is starting to grow on me. He makes a lot of good points, and no denying Curry is the best in the world at the moment. I hope he keeps posting stats and jpgs of his dominance.
>>63459913
this 2BH Pham
>>63459806
We can agree to disagree :^0
>>63459912
Idk, I feel like love is a fairly versatile scorer from everywhere. He's been posting up a lot this season and he's been playing really well.
I always felt like love was underrated around here, he's a fantastic rebounder and can score from the block, from 3, midrange, driving
>>63459939
Be prepared to lose Taj. He's going to Houston
>>63459922
>6-1 without JR, Shump and Kyrie
Is this team the best team ever? Imagine when they are all healthy
Fact of the day: Steph Curry is nowhere near the best player in the league and he'd be pretty forgettable (like he was for several years) if he weren't on such a complete team.
>>63459912
Absolutely, could maybe even be a 1st option, if the team was built around him. Like a better Wolves. I don't think those were stat padding seasons, those don't happen in that volume and consistency. Love is a really good player, he just fucked his "potential" by teaming up with a top 5 player of all time and one of the best offensive weapons in the league
I respect that though. He put up with a huge amount of shit trying to carry those Minny teams. He deserves this ring chasing with no judgements
>>63459968
https://youtu.be/wp6wcRaCu84
Heh
>>63459963
When irving is back theyll stop posting him up like last year
>>63459965
Source? I really like Taj. He's a great dude. If the Rockets get him, good for him. He'd finally be on a contending team.
>>63459495
kek gets me every time
>>63459985
That was last year. I am talking about this years Cavs
>>63459968
Don't think anyone's going to be surprised if they take the East again ToBeHonest.
>>63459990
Do people still think Irving is good?
>I fuck my girl with Steph Curry highlights on
>>63459990
Maybe, I'm sure his usage will go down, I think he'll still have a better season than last year. He looks so much more comfortable being a back-to-the-basket kinda dude, along with being able to hit the 3 every once in a while
>>63460006
>>63460016
>Do people still think Irving is good?
Hope not
https://youtu.be/3uV8NtGzpR0
>>63459985
>Beating a team only 4-2 without 2 of their top 3 players
Um, I guess they're pretty lucky but good? I don't know about that. Maybe when they beat a team in a series with a healthy legit PG.
>>63459985
>Entire GS first string struggles to keep up with a battered LeGod and second string
When GS gets knocked out of the playoffs will they be content with masturbating to this video?
>>63460047
>people forget how Rose torches other PGs
>still claim he's not very good
sure
>>63460016
Do people still think you will lose weight, fat fuck?
Reminder he will return and fat fucks will be btfo.
>>63460047
>kemba
>Lawson
>parker
>rondo
>deron
>good
You gotta make a separate category right under good for those guys
>>63460058
>Jrue Holiday
>Mike Conley
>Jason Terry
>Matthew Dellavadova
All good players shut down with pesky defense. And of course on the flip side didn't even come close to shutting down Curry.
>>63460075
I feel like this post is going to get confirmed honestly
>>63460051
He was injured going into the series, breaking the knee just topped the cap
>>63460016
Yeah, Irvingfags will be out in force when he puts up some meme 40 point games on garbage defenses. When hes cold shooting hes worthless, at least Love has other skills (rebounding, passing).
>>63460047
>>63459474
We need to make these for every position, and make sure to include one per team on each.
>>63460051
I don't like Irving too much, but Curry isn't a lot better. He's just riding a fad and he's lucky his supporting cast is so strong.
Westbrick is the best in the league and there's no question.
Reposting this rare Aldridge for you guys
>>63460075
>>63460088
Prepare your anus, /nba/
>>63460047
Is this a joke?
>ALONE AT THE TOP
Curry
>ELITE
Westbrook
Wall
Paul
>GREAT
Irving
Lillard
Lowry
Teague
>VERY GOOD
Bledsoe
Teague
Reggie
Rest is irrelevant and inconsistent. Conley is an overrated cunt
>>63460107
>Westbrick
How apt.
https://youtu.be/I0K1hcXCt8w
>>63460047
Hey Friend, where would you put Mo since he is starting right now
>>63460124
>Aldridge
How apt.
https://youtu.be/5FTi3TdtVCY
>>63460020
How to spot a beta kek: The Post
>>63460107
>Westbrick is the best in the league and there's no question.
Come on, the dude shot 42 percent last year
He's exciting but you have to admit he's a sort of stat padder
>>63460124
how bout this rare aldridge?
>>63459955
>>63460127
nope
>Curry
>Westbrook/Paul
>Irving/Wall
>Lowry/Teague/Lillard
>the rest
and Conley is at least as good as Bledsoe, though I don't think that is worth much.
>>63460176
Maybe not stat padder, he's just inefficient on a per play basis
>>63460189
Wait wait I got one
>>63459474
>Move B Lopez to great
>Add R Lopez to good
>Add Monroe to great
>Add Steven Adams to good
>Add Asik to good
>Add Towns to good
>Add Pachulia to good
>Add Zeller, Nurkic, Kanter, and Ed Davis to shit
>Move Bogut to shit
>>63460127
CP3 and Westbrook are better overall players than Curry, much better defense, more athleticism, better passing from CP, better rebounding from Westbrook
>>63460189
a game the Knicks got BTFO in kek
>>63460204
not LMAs fault Leonard fucked up here
>>63460246
>not LMAs fault Leonard fucked up here
Sort of, gortat set the screen for wall, who moved up to the basket and Leonard bought it (as he should) which cleared up beal vs. Lma. Who I wouldn't expect to be able to guard that well on the perimeter but whatever
It's still funny
>>63460081
>didn't even come close to shutting down Curry.
Such a causal typical Dubs faggot, not knowing facts.
>>63460234
they aren't better than curry. curryspammer makes people underrate him here fuck
>>63460270
>Beal
How apt.
https://youtu.be/7BK9CrNrCk0
ycyvtx
>>63460288
Le shoot only threes man is overrated as fuck
>>63460318
he really isn't tho. if you think he only shoots there's you're a fucking retard
god fucking damn it i love steph but you guys make it hard
>>63460318
>threes
How apt.
https://youtu.be/CVtLgRE6NPo
>Tfw only a few more months until we get to shit post and green text >warriors and >curry when the Dubs inevitably lose in the playoffs to a superior Clippers, Spurs, Thunder, or Cavs team.
>>63460330
>letting people on a Chinese cartoon image board influence your opinion on a basketball player
>>63460318
Curry is a great passer, top 5 in the league, top 2 dribbler, and is an above average defender. Along with being the biggest 3 pt threat in existence and he's gotten to be a pretty efficient finisher at the rim. You're dumb as fuck if you think he's overrated
>>63460330
I agree. I can't even think a player is good here. It's gotten that bad
When kyrie gets 4 50 point games this year will be the best pg in the league?
>>63460344
Keep dreaming, fag
>>63460330
I literally hate him more than anyone else in sports. his fans are all casual bandwagoners that didn't know him until last year and his play style is annoying as fuck. I'm sure he's a nice guy, but fuck him, can't wait to see him get BTFO when it counts, and it WILL happen
>>63459963
>We can agree to disagree :^0
Wiz you're wrong and you need to know this
>>63460344
>clippers, spurs, thunder, and cavs
How apt.
https://youtu.be/_vrj3EBg36w
https://youtu.be/JlekK7QPoIo
https://youtu.be/cDXxL5P_BtQ
https://youtu.be/wp6wcRaCu84
>>63460368
like this???????????
>>63460382
>music taste
>objective
Lolllll
>>63460405
>>63460422
This is why you guys have to stop responding to him. It'll never get better. I'm gonna leave this thread again.
>>63460438
>>63460438
you memeing me, wiz?
>>63460438
>>music taste
How apt.
https://youtu.be/drYxotXXCZQ
>>63460047
>reggie jackson
>better than dragic and rubio
>thrillard in great when he allows reggie jackson to score 40
>payton in fuck off tier
>>63460464
>meme
How apt.
https://youtu.be/wvIYHzNABYE
>>63460422
>people will say they hate curry but are perfectly fine with lebabby
>>63460487
>rubio
How apt.
https://youtu.be/99A8AJyu9v4
>>63460550
>>63460500
>>63460479
a new word for the filter
brehs i want to be /glutenfree/ but pasta tastes so good and gluten free pasta is expensive af
Which NBA player would you let breed your wife?
Me personally, Curry. My child would still look white but be the GOAT shooter.
Dell beget Curry who begets my son, each generations shooting percentage and finals win percentage increases significantly.
I'm pretty sure every point guard gets high scoring games against portland. CP3 had 47 last year, curry had a couple 40 point games against them, kyrie had 55. Portland gave up the second most point guard PPG last year thanks to dames defense
>Charlotte turned down 6 draft picks and an elite defender to draft frank kamisky
lmfao at the new steve jobs movie flopping
>>63460562
Classic
>>63460567
Are there actually benefits to gluten free if you don't have cylicacs or whatever
>>63460578
watch this garbage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP0Xeu0H4bk
I mean holy fuck well done reggie for realising how easy it was but jesus christ neither lillard or mccollum can defend at all
>>63460578
Lillard is literally the most overrated player in the league. He hit that meme shot against Houston a few years ago and somehow it's still carried over. TERRIBLE defense.
Lillard
Klay
Parsons
Aldridge
DeAndre Jordan
6th man: Noah
The ultimate overrated line up rotation
>>63460615
>putting noah instead of rose
>>63460615
>Houston a few years ago
2014 wasn't a few years ago
>>63460615
Rose should be at the point in this lineup, he is more popular than probably 10 PGs that are better than him. Casual fans are said to pick him over CP3
>>63460640
Point is, cool, you beat the cockshits, then got swept immediately, now play some defense.
lasagna or pizza?
>>63460599
no there's no benefit to eating gluten free if you don't have celiac
>>63460615
I like your picks for 1-3 but nobody rates noah now he's crocked and aldridge is actually quite good
Lillard
Klay
Parsons
Davis
Jordan
6th Man: Harden
>>63460678
Which ever one needs olive oil
https://youtu.be/YjU7BYcJwIw
>>63460678
Imo Lasagna isn't even good
Overrated pasta
Depending on the pizza, if you get nice wood oven pizza, it can be excellent
>>63460691
Yeah I figured
>>63460699
>Harden
How can he be overrated? Everyone hates him and thinks he's trash. If anything he's rated properly.
>>63460736
manu is the best white SG of all time and you leave him off the list baka desu senpai
>>63460762
He doesn't start baka
>>63460733
>Imo Lasagna isn't even good
fuck ass boi
>>63460734
lol don't you remember the mvp race last year?
Steph "meme 3's" Curry (actually a good player) vs James "FT" Harden (actually a good flopper)
>>63460736
I like this but really ben mclemore jeremy lamb and jerryd bayless are kinda shit and need their own crappy tier
>>63460736
>based pipe not in GOAT category
>>63460776
lasagna is fat people food desu
>all that fucking gross pasta and cheese
baka
>>63460812
It's the exact same shit as pizza you fucking MORAN
>>63460736
>Wade, Korver, Matthews, McCollum
>Better than Oladipo
Get that shit out of here
>>63460829
>muh 540° dunk
>>63460736
>Derozan's face
>those wide lips
>that swollen nose
>them eyes
>the head shape
>>63460812
>not being fat
lmao all the women want fat men these days! u get with the times before i break ur little stick arms senpai! based alpha big belly association!
>>63460803
Dude you're dumb as hell. Harden carried a joke team to the 2nd see in a legendary conference. Lead his team in scoring, assists, second in rebounds (as a guard), first in minutes, only missed one game due to suspension. Stop browsing reddit for basketball discussion and maybe watch a game or two.
>>63460736
Whos the second from the right in the great tier, next to Danny Green?
>>63460841
>muh defence
>muh versatility
>muh athleticism
lets face it senpai oladipo is a solid jumpshot away from being elite
>>63460812
>being a small appetite fuck
nigga i go to the gym 4 days a week and can down a pound of lasagna
>>63460864
Stromile Swift
>>63460827
>>63460858
>>63460881
It's just so messy man shit does not appeal to me at all. it just falls over the place...
no gf season is upon us we're gonna need another feels night desu senpai
>>63460864
KCP from Detroit Pistons
>>63460906
>tfw we had feels threads All day over the summer
I miss it desu
>tfw still down about gf leaving me
>>63460862
harden is a good player but don't delude yourself into thinking he's anything more than a talented chucker
his main skill is drawing contact in the lane, any decent player would put up ludicrous numbers in that team
their playoff run was ridiculous but to be quite totally honest dallas were total dogshit and the clippers just fucking imploded in the worst way
harden is good but he's overated by faglords like you who can't differentiate numbers from ability
>>63460906
Who gives a shit if it loses its shape. It's meat, pasta, sauce and cheese.In any configuration that's an amazing lineup.
>>63460977
>tfw my gf left me during the NBA finals
>tfw it would've literally made it all better if the Cavs won
Sorry bro, what's your team?
>>63460943
must have missed it cus every time I posted something off topic I got banned
>>63460977
I wanna tell you it gets better but it really doesn't until you bang someone new and even then you're still the same person you were before with the same shit feelings. regardless if it makes you feel better remember you miss the idealized version of her
Everyone thinks MVP Garnett is GOAT PF right?
guys guys guys... if we'e talking strictly offense... is curry the GOAT?
>>63461026
>>63460977
>>63461021
>tfw dated another girl for 3 months since then and still not over the original gf
>>63461054
fuck up
>>63460997
>any decent player would put up ludicrous numbers in that team
wut. The Rockets are shit. There are very few players who would be productive in that team. Even fewer who can put up MVP numbers with Dwight out as he did last year. I hate on Harden as much as anyone else here for being a refbabby, but you're deluded if you don't rate his handles, ability to create shots, ability to freeze even top defenses and blow by elite defenders.
>>63460997
Nah you're the deluded one friend. First, understand I'm a Rocket/Harden hater. But that's the problem with people like you who take it too far, there's a reason they made it to the WCF, Harden is really good, the best SG in the league (not much competition, though). Getting contact is part of his arsenal, he holds the ball out while driving and defenders instinctively swipe at it and there it is, a foul. Underrated rebounder too.
All that said, fuck him.
>>63461056
right now, of course
>>63461054
Blake Griffin
>>63461056
>3PT shot
>.....
Nah
>>63460997
This video perfectly exemplifies his offensive arsenal. He's good man.
https://youtu.be/aDS7EzFKX0s
>>63461104
>Draymond Green is the best defender in the league
>defending Harden
>hating on Curry
What the FUCK is going on?
>no Greg Monroe
into the trash
>>63460977
>tfw want to break up with gf
>can't because I think she'll kill herself
Gg
>>63461144
She might threaten you but she wont.
They all do that.
>>63461144
>>63461170
>Tfw no one has ever threatened to kill themselves over you
>>63461144
lol if my ex offed herself I wouldn't care, don't be held hostage by her
>>63461170
Idk shes bad a bad 4 months or so
And last night we got in a fight because I never wanna bang because I'm hella depressed but also she's fat as fuck man so fucking fat got damn
>>63461194
If she killed herself I would feel terrible man
I don't really love her that much I want to not be in a relationship but I still want the best for her
>>63460736
>UP
Oladipo
Wade
Gino somewhere
>Down
DeRozan
McCollum
W3$
KCP
Korver
Green
Bayless
Turner
Lamb
JJohnson
Jesus christ, SG is shite
>>63461141
See the real list >>63459660
>>63461132
If i had to name someone regardless of position it'd be tony allen, but hes starting to age, dude shoulda been 1st team defensive every year.
>>63461211
Dude, finish it and tell someone in her family you fear she could kill herself.
Done
>>63461274
CURRY SPAMMER IS GO WIZARDS
>>63461290
I legit hope curryspammer dies
>>63461137
Shitposting has completely gone out of control tbf. Even I as a Warriors fan don't even want to talk about Curry anymore because of all the retards going at it.
>James Harden is the WC Player of the Week with 38.5p, 5.5 reb, 5.5.a, in a 4-0 week
Curry literally does that and more every night. This Harden shit needs to die with his 0-3 starting ass
>>63461290
Obviously not
>>63461311
>>63461320
Right on cue with MJ false flagging cockroaches
>>63461325
This
>tfw could shitpost this general and entire board into oblivion
>tfw am the creator of over 10 dank memes that were and are still shit posted to this day
>tfw /nba/ would shit themselves if I started going all out and posting old memes and shitposts
>tfw /nba/ doesn't even know the kind of power I have
Kristaps Porzingis is the white Michael Jordan, prove me wrong YOU FUCKING CAN'T.
>>63461211
>but also she's fat as fuck man so fucking fat got damn
fucking women, can never stay skinny shit man.
>>63461320
This
>>63461333
Pic related
>>63461349
>tfw I was a pioneer of 287 bruh and Draymond being an ELITE defender with my other canuck bro
you guys see anybody here who you think will be shit tonight? almost thinkin about switching up and carrying curry and reggie jackson, since that could end up being a pg duel tonight.
>>63461375
I was legitimately the first person here to overuse t b h desu, there's levels to this shit I'm 33rd order dank /sp/ meme elder god
>>63461375
Right here bruh
>287
>>63461357
I know it's so sad how fat she got man
Her body used to be so nice
>>63461375
>tfw >I'm 287 bruh was directed at me
>tfw I also started qbp
>>63461399
qbp founding member reporting in, add that to my CV
Am I the only one not buying the Thunder? KD and Westbrook are playing at an elite level and they still are 4-3. They don't look elite. OH and lost to Pooston.
Could Scottie Pippen stop Steph Curry?
>>63461422
nobody but those two thunder "fans" who posted here after their flash in the pan preseason and have since disappeared cares about the thunder
>>63461144
I had three girls do this shit to me. Guess what? They're all still alive except one and that wasn't my fault.
>>63461235
Plumlee is shit... get ready for Henson to make an appearance on the list later this year or next.
>>63461429
He shut down Magic Johnson, so yes.
Garnett > Duncan
>>63461429
well if a d-league australian can....
>>63461454
In longevity? no
In their prime? yes Garnett was better
>>63461454
here's your (you), nobody cared about your other garnett shitpost
>>63461449
I know she won't actually kill herself, I just don't want to put her in a bad place
She's a good gf she doesn't deserve that
who /greekfreak/ here?
>>63461429
Fuck no. That's like asking if Jason Seahorn can cover Randy Moss. Get out of here, Pippen is another media and Stern manufacturered sidekick to MJ. Pippen is way too slow to keep up with Steph. Shit question
>>63461422
Literally everybody are (should be) aware the thunder are looking like shite
Offense is literally WB and KD PLS HALP
Defense is literally .
>>63461471
03 duncan is better than 04 garnett. garnett having a better peak is revisionist history hipster shit who didn't watch either season (I did)
>>63461454
>comparing fossils
>>63461394
I fucking hate Kobe and that fat fuck, but this is gold.
>>63461422
They're not making the conference finals.
>>63461498
>he thinks Duncan isn't still elite
>>63461498
Kabuto master race here
>>63461422
A lot of it is Billy Donovan is in a little over his head right now. He's a very good coach, but it's gonna take him some time to become acclimated to the NBA game. Him and Hoiberg both have been embarrassing themselves so far this year.
Once Billy D gets comfortable not only with the NBA game, but also telling NBA men what to do, I think the Thunder will be a much better team. Right now their biggest weakness is defense, and with the athletes they have, there's no reason that can't get better.
>>63461480
Right here senpai
I hope he develops a shot. No big man should be able to move like he does
Does coaching really matter?
>>63461535
Absolutely.
>>63461478
You're a bitch to be honest my dude. Nut up or live unhappy.
>>63461517
same exact shit thunder "fans" said about retard brooks for years. 2nd round exit, closed window etc etc
>>63461450
I meant those were the starters not listed because they are shit.
>>63461523
>full court with 2 and ½ dribbles
HNNG
The same teams would make the playoffs regardless of who coaches who. All that really matters is refball.
>>63461551
>mfw he eurosteps from the 3 pt line
You could coach Lebron's team and you'll make the playoffs.
>>63461375
OOOOOHHH MY GAAAAAWD
>>63461572
He seems like a nice guy on top of it too. Really hope he surpasses all the expectations.
>>63461589
I hope you're joking
>want to go for a run
>It's a torrential downpour outside
>I have a headache
>My ankle hurts
>My stomach feels funny
>I think I might be getting a cold
What would you do /nba/?