http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5065822/
7.4
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4
anyone watched this?
Stop making Ronaldo threads it's kinda weird you're so obsessed lol.
So its better than people expected?
http://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/nov/05/ronaldo-review-airbrushed-portrait-of-the-football-superstar
F
>>63454264
I'd rather be Messi to be honest. He has a sexy wife and two children (Ronaldo has one son but the wife is estranged - also he named his son Ronaldo Jr. because that's how much of an ego maniac he is).
Ronaldo's life must be so empty and depressing. Money can't bring you happiness. Only family can.
>imdb
if it's new and above average it'll automatically be in the top 250 of all time list.
This shows how terrible it must be
>calling your film Ronaldo when you're not even the real Ronaldo
Imagine if Abedi Pele made a movie called 'Pele' or Leon Best made a movie called 'Best'. This is just as bad.
>>63454293
Whoops, I meant the mother is estranged, and I meant his kid is called Cristiano Jr.
>>63454296
He surpassed the Brazilian choke artist years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfEdGPFsO6w
>>63454303
>tf
>tt
>>63454294
It's annoying how recent releases get such inflated ratings and classics get buried.
>Messi movie
>Quotes from football legends
>Ronaldo movie
>Quotes from his agent and ex United players
When he retires nobody will look back and miss him. You don't see people moan about Van Nisteroy who was pretty good statpadder.
>>63454312
true desu, no one likes donaldo cause he's a delusional fuccboi, doesn't mean he's not better than r9 overall
>>63454392
He's not. More consistent yes, but R9 was the better player easily.
stream?
Anyone over the age of 16 will look like a right bellend going to the cinema to see this
http://www(.)alluc(.)ee/l/Ronaldo-2015-HDRip-XviD-AC3-EVO-avi-mp4/yppmz2rm
if interested, gonna watch just now even though i think it will be shit
>>63455359
I have literally nothing better to do, I've spent the last 2 hours trying to decide where my character in FIFA's player career mode will play. Any suggestions? I'm leading towards City, but I can't get past the repressive government of the UAE. I can't stand Chelsea or Arsenal, and Barca and Real already have players at my position who are pretty good.
>>63455359
never mind, it's all in fucking portuguese with no subs
>>63455439
Meh. Close enough to Spanish that I can get the gist of it.
>>63454304
>those comments
>>63455396
I have been there and listened to the shit they like. I confirm that picture.
>>63454293
Reminder that this ego filled faggot actually cloned himself and had the story about the american waitress spread through the media so that his fans wouldn't think he's an autistic sociopath.
You can only imagine how pissed off Penaldo must get at the thought that his own clone watches Messi videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO5LHZfCXsY
>mfw Messi fans actually pay money to see this so they can pick it apart and cry about it
top kek
>>63454304
its not the same when you know spanish ;_;
>>63462572
>mfw the kid plays for america and is the goat
>>63454304
>all those retards in the comments saying "b-but thats not what he said"
shaking my yead
>>63455430
Southhampton or somewhere mid-lower table. Then you become the GOAT youngster and transfer to a top club
>>63454264
>already has 6.7
>"messi" after a year has 7.6
top kek
>>63462572
>>63454303
>>63462572
>ok
somebody should stream it and make a gamethread about it 2bh
Honestly, the documentary was pretty good and showed a human side to this man.
I mean, no matter how many millions he makes, he is still a normal dude that just happens to be talented at a certain skill, and sacrifice a lot to accomplish goals, something all the neets from 4chan should look up to.
>>63462572
>Had himself cloned
This is bait, right? Please tell me it's bait
>>63478786
wouldnt mind staying in on a friday and watching this with sp desu
